Athletico Mince - Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Episode Date: April 5, 2019

Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you want to start now? Yeah, let's start now. You're looking good, Andy. You need a Claret top. Thank you. Thank you. I'd really like to start dressing from head to toe, Claret, then. Claret Velvet. I think it's because of your Do you reckon? No, it does it really so it's your. Yeah, I might start dressing from head to toe, Clara, then. Clara, velvet.

I think it's because of your pale ghostly complexion. I don't know why it is, but it looks quite good. So there's a compliment. Jules are just resting on the collar of the t-shirt. There's just actually the very rim of the collar has gone into one of the neck. This is good enough. One of the folds, yeah.

Well, it'll fall off the wheel it. So, do you want a name, Andrew, or choice of names? Please, yes. Is it about time we drop this? No, I think it'll fall off the will it so do you want a name Andrew or choice of names? Please yes, is it about time we drop this no, I think it'll never die Well, do they all right? Well, what about poncho Morales? See because I know you like to be you know, I'm already half way at the soil than that one Yeah, he's a Mexican obviously yeah, and he's one of the Mexicans that starts out so it's about passes by You get quite a lot of them, man. Yeah. Ay!

Ay yo! Gengal! Is that racist? I don't know. Hey, English. You won't con beef pay. And boiled onions. Oh.

It's really powerful. This is powerful. Very powerful, but I think maybe Mexican would say power of bull. Power of bull. Maybe not. That's getting into us, Indian. Ball for it. Very powerful, but I think maybe Mexican would say power of bull. Power of bull.

Maybe not. That's getting into us. Indian in it. Well, you could be poncho. Morales shouting at the English. So far so good. Oh, Jasper catheter. Oh, you know what?

Oh, oh, oh. Um, he has a catheter and a bag fitted, but just for the cool dust, you know, Yeah, just for the look. It's exposed, it's external, is it? Yeah, it's not hidden away in the room. Yeah, and in you, this is the slurry to top up his stockpile. Jasper Catheter, it's actually regardless of anything. Jasper Catheter, it's quite good in it as a way, as a thing to say.

Actually, they're both quite nice to say Can I go for the first fella punch over Alice? Yeah, welcome to the podcast punch. Oh, but you do you want to choice for a couple of names? I don't but I'm gonna take you you getting them anywhere Yeah, you can be of course honky tongue Of course you want or you could be equator tits Sorry, so that again equator tits Quirta tits as in the equator that again. Equator tits. Equator tits. As in the equator. Right. Tits the sides of the equator. Well, here's the thing, he's a big lad.

And he's right tits sticks up when he's in the northern hemisphere. Yeah. And when he travels below the equator, he's left tits sticks up. All right. Something to do with the Earth's magnetic pull. Okay. On his tits. He lives on the boundary of the equator. So he can straddle it and go, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb The law of his half-man half-slice law. He'd been working out in the gym, and he's aiming to spread himself out over half a mile and break the world dominole toppling record. But the slices of bread instead of dominoes. Well, he's clearly a wanker. I mean, I'm tempted to have me tips on the diet. It's a quick tip, it's an experience in it.

So maybe I'll do that. And see if it happens for me. All right, welcome to the short acquittitids. Would you like a quiz Andrew? I would yeah, yeah, I've got one as well. Oh Is it a price up one? It's it's not but it's solid Solid as a rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock Did you recognize Frid and Simpson? There's still solid as a rock bomb? God, I've fallen to that, didn't I? I mean, it sucked me in like a basket.

I mean, it was 1984. We'll probably work in the gym quite a bit of a solid. There's, maybe not so much now. Not so much now, eh? Not so much now, though. What were the Colton and Simpson? Ashford and Simpson. Ashford and Simpson.

I've been, didn't them. Listen up. Do you quiz? Well, all right. If we're just finding about, I was thinking about pop, but Reg on pop, because I got my Reg on back. You got a back? Yeah. And I got my Reg on back.

So I was thinking like, the... See if they think this was, Reg on pop. Yeah. Yeah. The love you leave will be here after you're gone. Oh, will be here after you're gone. Still be here after you're gone.

What do you think? Reagan pop? I like it. It could be the next big thing. I could say next year, as X-Fuck, they're getting a boost from something like that. How'd you change the settings? I'd not get different noises as a gun. I'm not telling you. It's actually a chip in it that's linked to a chip inside my hand. Oh, so you need to hear. You know what else can you, is it?

Give me a call. Oh, your bastard, he's a disarm me. Can I do it? Can I do it? I think we'll find nothing. Stupid gun. The quiz is, Lemsyp, Boing Crunch, Insol, Boing, Wannup, Pap, Neurofen, Pap, Give me just a little more time Calpole oink oh yeah pub and Andrew as is probably you've seen from what I've said there

We're looking at the pricing I thought what I heard bad news about boats the chemist this week I've had no idea about boats Yeah, but I'm the shut shops all that's what itits up, is it? So, and I like boots. I've been sitting against boots. Been around for a long time. There was a controversy, a while ago, about boots, from the, you know, the people who get deeply into their political machinations of companies and corporations.

And what have they done wrong? I can't remember. Well, leaving that to one side, let's back-bunks for the time being, even though we might be getting into the kind of words All right We're looking at I've gone for the cheapest in boots of these very common things that you'll we've all bought from books I just think I just want you to price them cheapest to most expensive for the reverse of that right So it's a pack of 12

200mg Neurofen, yeah Standard pack and Neurofen right Okay. So it's a pack of 12, 200 milligram neurofennia, standard pack of neurofenn. Right. A box of 10 lemon, Lemp'sips, yeah? Okay. Standard.

These are boots on brand, they know this is, this is a name brand. Please don't name brands. I thought that would be fair. Oh, Jesus, I already am on the roof. Neurofen, Lemp'sip. One packet of older eater insoles, a 200 millilitre cow poll infant suspension bottle.

I have experienced a cow poll. Okay, well that might give you a little advantage. It might do. It might do 200 milliliters you see. I think that it's the smallest one to dead. Right, the order eaters are the most expensive. Okay. Then how many in the new

Rafan how many in the packet 12 12 Neurofen is second okay I mean in the LEMSYP you can say 10 is it standard LEMSYP or is it and the honestly it's just I used the absolute bog sanded packet. Oh, God! Second dearest is the nearer fan, then the lemphsip and the culpall. Okay. The culpall's changed. Okay, well Andrew, I don't think you could have been more wrong.

I can't work out the maths of it, but the most expensive at six pounds 5050 was the £200mly a Calpole Infant Suspension. £6.50! That's how much it is, check out the website. Second was 10 Lemon Lensip at £4.99. Third was the older eaters at 4.79 and the cheapest was the 12.200 milligram Neurofen at 1.99. You're a disgrace, Andrew. Neurofen 1.99. Yeah, I'm yeah. Look, you can check all these. I might do. Someone sent me a tweet yesterday with a screen graph from being killed and said you were talking shit about the dust pan and brush prices. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there is one dust pan and brush available cheaper at, and there's many, there's many, oh,

now you tell me, no, but there's about 50 that are more expensive and there's one that's cheaper, the one that was cheaper wasn't worth the fucking salt it was made out of. No, you tell me. So you have just played and fell at Lamsick Boeing Crux. Yes. Insol, Boeing Wallup, Ray, Neurofen, Pat. Who nots, just give me much the little more time. CalPoy, Owen Cappap, on Lockheeson. So Steve McClaren.

Andrew. Yes. He's gone and got himself the Booty. Yes, he did. Who could have seen that coming? Well, you know on this podcast we Brad, I was always been seeing this type of nonsense coming. So you got the sack and let's first say it's got all the hallmarks of a classic British manager destroy and exit and exit perfect. So managed to find out what happened on the day of the second anyway, can't reveal resources and I never would. Alright, so Steve was in his manager's office with Casper, the snake, who's his assistant

manager at the moment, yeah? Officially, yeah. He's topless, person around like Steve or the snake Steve yeah the snake always wears his skin you know it's for he's topless person around like you know like a fancy American law professor hmm that that's how he looked like and he's nibbling on a toffee and marshmallow fun and laughter bar yeah right Steve says oh dear Casper. Oh dear Casper what you think Mr. Fennette? That's one. I mean the right total paper day we don't. I feel like I could drop a card any minute you know. Should we just come and watch

escape to the country. At that moment Casper drops a lump as well. There's a lot of time for her, he's feeling a bit, you know, a queasy as well, like, oh God, do you think he'd watch you think he wants you think he needs some carpet advice? Maybe he's thinking of changing to a patent wave in this car office. Casper shakes his head. No, maybe he wants me to give him a box of fun and laugh the bads for his family and friends. Casper, do you see? Oh, I know what he wants.

He wants to have a chat about next season's new kit. I sent him a design, you know, based on a cross section of a Dayton walnut cake. Dark brown, light brown and beige. Yes, yes, I bet that's what he wants to talk about. Class of Michigan's head. Just as the four rings, it's Mr Fernandez's secretary, right? And he's ready for Steve.

Well, aren't hearing this, Casper opens up a little drawer in the desk revealing, a lovely light blue short sleeve, comfort fit shirt, and the blue and white hooped tie nice pucupia in it oh caspia a little fountain of yummy sweet bubbles it's 100 it's 100% round with double-stiss sleeves It's 100% round with double-stiss sleeves. Be as others rare as left footed palacan. I can't fail with this resting gently on my toes.

Casper smiles in the gorge walk through into Mr. Phuffin and his office. So, what you got to say for yourself, my clown? One winning for the games, if this continues will never finish in 15th place. And wipe that piece of large leaf curry under. And wipe that piece of large leaf curry under of the top of your head. No, Charlie, you silly, rudely plunker. That's not largely for Coriander. That's my head, Ireland. My head, Ireland. Enough! Enough already, you dumb fucker, Billy. Explain yourself. Oh, alright, but would you like a fun and laughter bar Mr. Fennantess? It's nutty-shighting a chocolate cat suit.

No, I have some chowy tomatos already. I must say I'm very impressed with the durability of your carpet Mr. Fennantess. Just look at the heavy traffic area, bad at all. It's still naturally as good as new. Heavy traffic area, bad at all. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! It's still, actually, it's good, isn't it? Hahahaha! Yeah, well, maybe. In a certain light, the pilot's a bit threatened, really.

Oh, that said, Bumbleena. Should I do a quick re-plum with me, wouldn't come? No, just leave it. Are you sure, Mr. Thedna handcats? A show as hell I'm sure. Now quit stalling and explain why my team can win a gun match. Are they shit? Are you shit? God I certainly smell shit around these parts. Look Tony, and there are things have been you know a a bit skew-wiff in recent weeks, but I've got a new motivational song that should turn things around, just listen up.

In this league, there are twenty-fourteens, but the best one is the QPR, we're very proud, to have the cleanest kits, and a super gorgeous manager. I should have hoots, I should have breathable, and our socks feature a seamless toe. The changing rooms are fully carpeted and the win-bonuses are always as low. We are the QPR, we'd like to shake your hand. We are the QPR, 35 best team in the lab. We always make it look like we are trying. Fifteenth place is what we are supplying When lose our draw No matter where we are

We tidy up and thank the staff There's more to life Than three points on the board We always give the away from the good. We are the QP, I have a fun man laughter bar. We are the QP, we've all got company cars and if you say that we shite then you're lying. If you're selling a duds then we're buying Oh yeah, I do bat, wup, we do bat, we do bat Hold that laugh in the chocolate cuddle But that do, we do bat, we do bat,

Hold that laugh there in the chocolate cuddle Do bat, do, we do bat, we do bat, we do bat, Do bat, do, we do bat, we do bat, Hold that laugh there in a chocolate suit Go and cast the do you dance? Re-cake touch tight Pop let's do it, go and cast the do you dance? We can't touch that when we mark a man But let them have the ball cause that's polite And if we score, we let them get one back

Cause at QPR we're really very nice So what do you think Mr Fernandez? Do you think that will do the trick or do? Sounds like bullshit to me. Robo and I suppose it might be what to do. Well at this point Casper crawls up the side of Tony's desk here his neck swells up.

Sazza, a watermelon and a massive yeah and he spews a torrent of half-digestive from the left of the bars right into Tony's face yeah that's it you saggy assed helmet you are fired and take that long pig of yours with you yes mr. Finan there's of course mr Mr. Fernandez. Well, back in Steve's office, Steve and Casper laughing right off. Right? Yeah. He Casper, I was so worried.

I thought he might not sack us and we'd be stuck here without an exit payout. I think it was you spewing on him that did the trick. Casper smiles, yeah. And Steve Dalles a number on his phone. Hi, it's Sam, Sam Aladais. Oh hello Sam, oh I've got some great news. Yeah, yeah, just wait for it. Destroy an exit, a QPR successfully completed. Yeah, see you at British Manages lunch club next Thursday at rules, yeah, yes. Hey, how's Tony Poulis getting on at Middlesbrough? Nearly there, you say. Nearly there. Oh, that's excellent. Then puts the phone down. Come on, Casper. Let's go to Mrs.

Fanning's care box and get a shit load of ice-dum mums. You must be starving. That was quite a load. You dumped on that plunk of Fernandez. Bap, bap, bap. So that's the another chapter complete. How many jobs has he been through? No, since we've done this podcast, it's like four or something. Four, five, maybe. But there you are. I don't know details of his power. He knows what he's doing, don't he? He's no mug.

God, they all do, don't they details of his pal. He knows what he's doing, don't he? He's no mug. God, they all do, don't they? They all do. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain-alice? Yes, we deliver those. Gold tenders know, but chicken tenders yes, because those are groceries, and we deliver

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Oh Andrew, I was watching arms under the arm and this would you watch it? I do know and again, yes. Yeah, just Martin. Yeah. How does he speak? Oh, I don't know. Is it a bit of that but nice. He's transformed and stuff into some kind of caveman figure.

He's spiky hair and he's bigger than that. He looks like he's been on the pop tonight before. He does, he just, oh no. Oh, by this house of torxions. No, he's not that. I don't know, you should've been there for a while. So, and would you believe it? Paul Skulls was on it.

Paul Skulls. Paul Skulls was on arms and a rander. All right. So, I tell you how I went. So, this is Martin, or an approximation of him. So, the lucky buyer was Paul Skolz. Did you view the property before you bid? No, no. I'll just stop the being the old tall looking for a tire, drop the deck before it reels big busted, bushing a half for Lunder Road. And see if you can get the legal back. bushing a half for Luddler Road. I'd say to you, don't go to legal back. No chance, I'm classin' 92 mate, I know everything there is to know about everything, and then a

little bit more on top of that mate. That's a 92. So what plans do you have for those blitz? I just see what goes mate, manage the project, pass on my knowledge, do what I wear, job is a good one, classin' 92. Alright, what's the what's your budget? Oh no, it's all limited. Class of 90's home, like, the questions are still being repelled. If money's needed, it'll be found. That's all it is, mate. Live with it. So, we may turn the month later to see how Paul had got on with his project.

Uh-oh, not what he seems to change. I asked Paul why not. Well, turns out, I bought it and would I do it, and not a reality. I was light now by the order. Shut your fucking ego pack! Fuck that mate. Also, I was subjected to hectoring by my work as I'm crossing 92 mate. Hector being a cool backer, he like brick on a stick.

So what you plan? I'm out of here to shoot all. You shit around the legal pack. Fuck off mate. And the other plans. other plants yeah yeah I'm opening an old told with Gary and Rio it's called class of 92 mate 92 rooms nice to do good tonight 92 baked beans proportion looks as far as we've got the record that's enough well god what is that fuck off did we mention mention at any point that he bought his home in Aldham?

No, see, that's an error, wasn't it? Yeah, it's been a month now since he got sack from Aldham. I thought if everyone would have realized the connections there, it's possible for him to come back again. He might not. He might not, well, we're there. Let's see, the other people can judge that for us, can't they? Um, have you been watching any telly, Andrew?

You know what, I haven't, last week I saw, because I've been so tied up in Comet of Wembley to watch Sunlen get beaten. How did you enjoy that? I enjoyed the day apart from the bit where we lost the match. I was down for the weekend, we had sat at night, Sunday night, and then we'd be fining about and on the Monday. And a lovely weekend, me and me lad, some me at a lad, we had a great

way again, but the football, it's not a proper cup end the football. Yeah, it's one of them things. It's not a proper cup at the end of the day, the Czech trade trophy. It would have been lovely for one, but we did some. A lot of them, so. A lot of them, so. If they're a couple, they could have won. And I'll put Czech trade trophy.

Yeah, well, I mean, it was, I would have thought you might have enjoyed it because I've been in Wembley five times and watched those every time with that one putting up a fight even. But I mean, you got a lot of lovely equalizer. I mean, you had a bit of fun. That's the thing, I said to my boy,

my boy was gutted afterwards and I says, just focus on how you felt when we scored them two goals. I bet with the McAady Freakick. And that equalizer, we went fucking bad on us when they went in, just focus on that and remember that. If you can, son. If you can. Well, indeed those memories will fade.

Yeah, you'll never forget it. Is this first wendly, yeah, for some of them? It is one, son. If you can. Well, indeed, those memories will feed. Yeah. You'll never forget it. Is this first Wembley, yeah, for some reason? It is, one, yeah. And Suckcliff on the BBC iPly. Yes, I did say that, yes. It's pretty good, though, isn't it? It is. Yeah, I mean, it's from a woman's perspective.

It's a woman's perspective. It's a woman that's made the documentary. These things are normally about him and kind of how we operate in our lab. But this is about, it's all about basically our men in the 1970s were all taught shits. Not just the murder about the coppers and the establishment and all that kind of thing. It's very good. And if you're a certain age my age certainly maybe yours I'm not sure. You could call them.

Well not a, but I like it's quite a nice nostalgia show. Some lovely footage of the the streets and the fashions from my time, anywhere from the 70s. It's been a bit before you, isn't it? I'll remember it. I remember like, kind of 79 onwards when it was, that then porced us up and everything. Yeah. We were so jacked up.

The 24 hours in police custody. Start to wear me out. Start to wear me out. It's heavy going every week now. That knife one is difficult. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that this should be like crimes like pig pocket and maybe a white collar fraud,

but fuck me, it's grim every week now. Yeah, but it is as always well put together, Andrew. Yes. Didn't particularly like this week's, the knife thing. No, the fella with his drug importation. Oh, no, I haven't seen that one yet. That's what I saw as the knife. Well, I see what you think. Have you watched Ricky Gervais's?

Whoa! Have you watched Ricky Gervais's? You must have made a move towards me because my gun looks after me. Might have done. I've been a foot under the table. I stick up around Rammer live with us. Oh you've got Rammer still living with us? Oh well you can, like in the look back. But from my caravan but I'm still there. I mean, I think they're all getting extension built on for them. You know, on the side of me pre-fab. Oh, permanent arrangement. Yeah, I got a little bits from Wilcoise probably and built me shell like in a nice weather. There's still all in me

box room. You would want to wait for the nice weather. I don't know, nasty weather. There's still all in me box room, but the same up enough for common go as the place. There's no restrictions on them or anything like that, so don't think that, and they're like me yard, they're really like me yard, especially the wall, or I was near the wild on some whispering in that, I don't know what they whispering about, well probably whispering about which one's gonna have a date with me.

The same up, you know what, I might get a hatchery for them in the box room, is that how it works? Actually, I might joke, because six checks could be a right mood lift, they couldn't in the spring period. Could you crossbreed them with the cells on the hoffle? a'r ymdyn ni'n bwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwyllwyr i'n gwy I'm thinking like I let them name a chick H when the chicks come out so an alien the other ones It's my actually it's my actually in the day. Yeah, the kind of name I'll a chicks, you know I mean the law maintenance. All right. The maintenance like the last four o'clock for the room I said I'm not sure I will think about you You'll be better be careful I'll be asking for a tease mate or something like that You'll be careful yeah, right? I'm gonna go ahead and get me a lump check now, so all right

See you later. You should get that lump check out. Okay, so, um... Andrew, it's time to have a little check, a little tripped, uh, to have a look at the gangs of the E-P-L. So England squad were all in Montenegro. Oh yeah. Is Montenegro in Di Garabi? No, I think it would be. No, it's not. It's not, it's just left of Libya.

Lugaslavia or something. For the Euro-Qualifier. Now, Gareth, did you read about this that he's appointed six players to be like the senior gang, the senior players? I always... I'm not going to go to England, Garn. No. Well, in nature, these literally as,

not, I'm sure it doesn't mean to, but he's put together this six senior players that the others can look up to, get advice from, and that... That's helpful. By chance. Look, I mean, isn't it incredible when you think about this is what it is. It's Harry Kane, Eric Dyer, Daly Ali, Kyle Walker, and the additions of Rahim Sterling and we can't got joined this week, that's why it was news, and Jordan Henderson. So it's all the right lads, that's really lovely coincidence. So it's all in our bright lads, it's really, lovely coincidence. So they're spending the night before the match

in the hotel Musclar, spa resort. I had a look at it on the Googles. Nice place. Got all the facilities. Trip advisor. I do have a few. But it's all inclusive, resort place, you know what I mean? We love them.

I've expected the book the whole lot of it. And the senior six are like at the top table. You know what I mean? Looking at the menu and that. Harry says, right guys, let's do it. We are the senior six. Your problems, we will fix. Paul, can you help me out here, Andrew?

We are the senior six. Your problems, we will fix. Well, I'm very pleased to say that you have all dressed very smartly for the evening's meal. That is apart from you Jordan. You look right Scrupps McCharity. What's that on your bummer jacket? Is it Thomas? You should take your jacket off. What? No! Can't do a boss like Zips! Zips up the junction like in the horse pike bug like can't shift it now, dip and dip, mulch is like... Debbie, looks a bit like

chewed up, chase cat, best to me boss. Raheem. Oh, he asked me to porridge with quite a higher amount of brown sugar mix, didn't he? Eric chips in like he always does. I think it might be vomit. After quite a set of it, talking about vomit when we are about to eat, that is very upsetting and could very possibly tend the extent of our appetite. You really should consider other people before loving in an upset probe. So come on Jordan, what is it? Oh, that's like Silesia's silly Dion, chin waffle like a lid pardon my Greek. Whatever, be carefull that lad anyway. Oh so, did I have to manage gas in this burglar?

I rust my kiss. What is it, Jordan? Sick. I was sick, you know, I saw house out most of an appiddal. Well, it's not a duck, it's definitely a duck in my room. Oh, that really takes the biscuit. I just told our fabric for talking about sick at the dinner table and you bring Todd talking to the equation. Where are we? Our manners back home in a locked cupboard, Mark, do not disturb the fine not incorrect. Debbie Debbie is you hurting bass Harry yes I

is I am right fluffery buffery and the night is yet so young it's full of possible get the farmers over and see if they can help deal with this so Raheem asks Harry Maguire and Jordan pickford to come over you know the two farmers Raheem Jordan's house got sick on a possibly duck toilet. All over his jacket. And we thought you farmers might know, but still. McGuire, oh, you're another bit of duckbuck I do. Perfect for your sugar beet crop and sick is nature's way.

You know, I've gotten poison out of your body. If one of my cows spews up, it's a sure sign they need the veterinary. Can you not use that word, please? What? Veterinary? Noss, Pio? Oh God, I've done it myself now, honestly. I don't even hardly know where to put myself. Pickford says, um, well, I let me get the nords on it, or that's the sweet, sweet

aroma of dorknonsense that has no mistake in that, or I love the smell of quack muck me, on the farm we eat it straight from the malad's passage, goes lovely with a bite of turnip. Should we ask for a cloth? says Raime, or should we rip his jacket off and pull him like, when a golf club or so much? Well, at this point Jordan flicks like better the muckander, you know, like just as a flick at it and it lends on Arice chin. What's your job then? I've got crack song on me magic chin. What's your figure out my power? We've got to qualify tomorrow. Debbie, without the boss in his magic chin how do you expect the lines to win Ryan says I'm going to bed this whole incident is making me

queasy and out of sorts and I think I'm back with Cry honestly I could Jordan starts crying Eric starts crying the farmers hug each other. Yeah, as they start crying. Debbie starts crying as she was so how the shoes come on. Harry accidentally licks and tastes the duck splatter. Oh, there's Chan. Hold on. This isn't duck best. This is cow melon peanut butter ice cream. We've all been a bunch of julie muck fools John, I'll get all for her ice cream right up. That's what I'm a seed merchant, you know. The bus is magic. You can't save us, Debbie.

Everything is dug and done. It's in it. Our problem is solved. We are the senior six. Your problems we will fix. John, and that's the end of that incident Andrew. Sorry, actually, the camera there are the senior six. Yeah, but you did not know that I was just mesmerised by that. Yeah, and out the window. I was, I was mesmerised by the whole thing. It was, I'm done

in. best-brised by the whole thing, it was bad. I'm done in. Bob, when you buy a National Lottery ticket, it helps risk funds for good causes. I'm aware of that. Good. Now, the people's projects is a partnership between the National Lottery Community Fund, STV, ITV and the National Lottery. One of those projects is receive funding is the Glasgow Gladiators. Okay, well they. Now, the Glasgow Gladiators, they are a Powerchair Football Club. Oh, it's football, I was thinking, I was thinking, I was thinking baseball or basketball.

Yeah. But it's football. It's football, but in power chairs. I don't know what a power chair is. It's a modernised wheelchair. All right, yo. So, and they've got a ball, and each of the power chairs have got like a grid thing across the front, like a bar.

Yeah. So they can parambulate around the pitch and knock the ball around and all that kind of thing. Is there contact spot? Discrashes. Right. Yeah, you can have a look on YouTube if you look up Glasgow Gladiators. Right. Some of the footage of their matches on there. And they are currently in the the muscular dystrophy UK Premier League. Premier League. They're not doing so well. They've only won one of their fixtures this season. Okay, well it happens to know. It happens, but they're up there in the Premier League.

They might avoid relegation, I don't know. You know, the whole thing is all possible thanks to the National Lottery funding and the People's Projects. Yeah. And if you don't know much about the People's Projects, the thing where you can go online and you can look for various projects that want to win funding and you can vote for the one you think has got the best. And you can vote for a local project or you can cast your eye far and wide if you want to look towards the switch. You might do. You might do. I find myself doing that quite regularly. Yeah, I'm drawn to that flattened area. The, I'm a bit too, I'm not really a YouTube person,

so can I just ask, is it five aside, seven aside, 11 side and is it indoor five aside pitch? I found it hard to count because they were going going like the clappers, yeah. I think it's about five aside and it's indoor. Right here. And it looks like a lorifon. It's a lorifon.

And they've also got a side track thing, which they do, which is called botcher. Have you heard of botcher? No. It's like bulls developed for the parallel mix. So the guys in the power chairs can clear botcher and throw the balls at the jack.

But using the chairs, the force, as it were. They use their hands. They use their hands, right? Oh, if the guys don't have use their hands, they can use a special ramp and propel the ball down the ramp. Like use their hands, right? Or if the guys don't have use their hands, they can use a special ramp and propel the ball down the, gotcha. Like you, like you still do at the ball in Ali Andrew. Maybe I do with the chance. And I have a Liam guard up as well because I want to win because I want to win. With that, that's the lottery fund in which the Glasgow Gladiators have already won.

They might not be possible to do their thing right now. Well, you are that's it. So it's a wonderful wonderful thing. The circle completes itself. Something like that. Voting available from 9am, 1st of April, the 15th of April and midday, www.thepeoplesprojects.org.uk, terms and conditions apply. Well that's it for this episode then. That's awesome. That's all we've got a time for. We've learnt quite a lot. Is he a lot of other things to go and do?

Do you have any busy man in the media? I've gone and won doing an audio book. Oh. I'm kind of like Stephen Fry these. Yes. Mr Poop went down to the grocery shop and ordered five of his favourite toffee's. It's about time you were deployed in that area I think. So you haven't doing an audio book.

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