Athletico Mince - Ep. 86 - Bras For Men

Episode Date: July 19, 2019

The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together�...�� Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So welcome to Athletic Olmins with myself, Reese Dental Worker and my co-host Andrew Belly Park Dawson. Coming up on today's show show hoping to have a British manager's lunch club interesting times for that and definitely a gags of the APL. I reckon. So Andrew Belly Park Dawson. Yeah. How would you describe your body shape? Obergine, monkey nut, boiled egg, oversized pear. You are pear shaped, aren't you? Yeah, pear shaped with a little nut on top of a candle.
Starting point is 00:00:51 A little pain nut head. In fact, if you look at a picture of a cashew nut, that's what you like. Kind of, yeah, but a massive numbering cashew nut. You are lumbering, but I tell you what, you're very elegant. Do you think? Yeah, I think you're very elegant. I tell you what, you've got very good body posture
Starting point is 00:01:06 when I see you waddling down in the straight. I think it's just because I kind of get we feel it off the ground so much anymore. I kind of glide. Yeah, it's kind of too many dippers in your back pockets. Too many, yeah, of course. Pull me back. I was in the trouble at last night
Starting point is 00:01:18 for a cameay this morning. Yeah. I didn't get any sashiers of anything for you this time. Sorry. I will, thanks. But I left some peanuts in the kettle. All right, you know, you know, in lieu of bringing you something. I thought I'd give you that thought.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Okay. Peanut in the kettle. Waiting to be loved. Who will discover them and take them to their rightful home? I do not know. I'm going to start off with a gang of the EPL cars. Quite exciting. I think, because as you know, whether you know or not, during the summer I pay a couple of lads to go and spy on the footballers.
Starting point is 00:02:05 At the obvious places, you know, like Dubai, a barbedos and that. You, you're paying a couple of lads already, so it's dubious, but yeah, go on. Um, well, a couple of weeks ago, I got lucky. I got a hit, got the email back and that. There was a little gang of Premier League players at the Sandy Lane Hotel in Barbados. Yeah. Jordan Anderson, Arricane, J. Joe Selvey, James Milner and Phil Jones. Oh, I'll sat on a beach in a group on the deck chairs, sunning themselves whilst the families were out on a glass bottom boat,
Starting point is 00:02:40 you know, looking down at sea spiders, warm worms, that kind of shite. Harry, that's a bit boring and unstimulated. a'r ysgwch, a'r ysgwch, a'r ysgwch, a'r ysgwch, a'r ysgwch, a', it's called IY. You look at something but don't say what you're looking at. I know there's up to guess what I'm looking at. I used to play it by myself in garden when my mum were late down from mill. Jordan Anderson. Oh garden games like dig up a bamboo whack. What about Krushenant Heidi Dord Finding?
Starting point is 00:03:25 Let's all go to the police. Where's the only love round here? Sing a ticket to Hexham Police and make a curry star. We're jelly on top. Do you know what? I like the sound of Phil's game actually. It seems very stimulating and a nice little challenge for a group of young men.
Starting point is 00:03:42 So come on, start it up Phil! I.Y. that my little I something beginning I.Y. James Melner. Oh, so do we not get to clueless out? Just have to follow your gears and guess what you're looking at. No, I give you a clue. I.Y my little eye, something beginning. I will. Jordan. Oh, is it that white? Don't be silly. That silly boot smug nutty-shite, Jordan. Do I have any egg whites? How do you run the beach? It's sand. Sorry. Is it it Sans Phil? Oh yeah, that's what I'm looking at at the sun. That was a nice little game Phil, well done, I'll ask the beach boy to fetch you one of those lollies with the face on that you like. Thank you! As anyone else got an idea for a game to pass the time with Hogan eat more the most yoghurt in five minutes
Starting point is 00:04:52 John Joe chips in Norway I'm allergic to lactose it makes my tits chaotic First one like find a rod and touch it with the finger? No, we're not leaving these seats, they will only get nick by a Santa Cazola and his party crew. John George, back in. I know again that my grandparents used to play in Romania. First you must find the burial site of the first born kitten of a pure black cat. Then you'll exhumate the bones, and scatter them at
Starting point is 00:05:26 your feet. If any of the bones land on top of each other, you must cut off one of your toes. First one to lose five toes is the winner, it's a terrific fun. No one is cutting the toes off, J.J. This is how it did not surgery workshop. Be careful with your toenail man. My father was a mr. On and my mother an adult wolf Don't be silly Jed your go and do the monster mash something if you don't want to play properly James Milner why don't we play charades that might be fun for a short period
Starting point is 00:06:01 What an excellent wholesome suggestion, and I will go first. And Harry makes the motion of operating the movie camera, you know? Jordan, is it a food mixer? Phil, is it a tall fashioned mangled? You know a lot, my mum used to tenderize flank steak. No, that just means it's a movie or film! Ger-Jaw, is it Dracula or Shadow of the Bunkfire? Harry, classic, I haven't even started yet, all you bloody horses with your wilches become very frustrating. So Harry starts Shadow boxing, while Curlin' one side of his mouth
Starting point is 00:06:37 downward, that obviously it's rocky, yeah? Phil, is it Toy Story 2? Where Woody, as a fat, workbuzz? Harry, no, Jordan, boxing, where a box edges, box at issues, the box that keep me so charnous in, it's a film garden, Jay Joe, Dracula's ring. Harry, no, Jesus Web saw, the Assets as obviously as a cowboy boot with a cream horn next to its heel. Suddenly fell chirps up, busts up something that's happening with your chin. It started to throb. Ginger, there's a small flame coming from its point.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Shall I cut it off with my blade? Oh god no, my magic chin has been overexposed to direct sunlight. Someone do something before its power is drained forever and beyond. Well, at this point, Andy, they're way to returns with Phil's funny first lolly, yeah? Jordan grabs it, smears it all over Harry's chain until the flame is extinguished and the throbbing's subsided. Oh, thank you, George, at Jordan. Utilising the funny first lolly was very quick thinking indeed. You have saved
Starting point is 00:07:45 UK football. Er, says Phil. But what about my funny face lolly? You know, I'll read looking forward to it, you know. Where to? Can I order another funny first lolly for Philip? Thank you. Er, I'm sorry, that was the last one and we won't be getting any more until 2024. Phil, bloody owl. Harry, who's wearing a funny face? Now Philip! And they all laugh. As if every individual grain of sand on the beach is a brand new joke. Did you think that story was a bit like some like it hot
Starting point is 00:08:27 because that has a scene on the beach, don't it, Andy? Yeah, but then so does Jaws. So I was thinking more like Jaws. You thought it would like Jaws? A whole more like Jaws, yeah. Oh, well that's sorry. Compliment, no, that's great, that's like Jaws, yeah. Oh well, that's the spite of the more.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I've got some questions from my kids. Okay. When you're in a supermarket, Bob, and there's only one thing left on the shelf that you want, like in the fruit bit, like say, a peach. One peach left. Well, a box of peaches.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Yeah. Would you take it or would you leave it? I'd inspect it and select it. Would you inspect it really carefully first, would you? I'd probably be a bit more careful than if it were in a full box. Yeah, I'd be suspicious of why. Why? Why would you be suspicious? It's just the last one. Yeah, but like a number of people have rejected it. I'm the perhaps they haven't even been watching them. No, I haven't been watching. No, you're going. So they'll think on flat pages. What's your reckon?
Starting point is 00:09:22 I'm just asking the question. I've got a box, a go box, on what is it now, it's Tuesday, yeah? Yeah. Go box on Sunday, no, maybe it was Saturday, but anyway, two days later, there were just four globes of mold. Oh, do you? They seem particularly successful. So they're the last ones on the shelf? No, I don't know, I didn't get them. You don't know, you don't get one for you. What you reckon though, is a concept, flat pages, do we need them? I quite like the mechanics of it for you. What you reckon though, is the concept, flat peaches, do we need them? I quite like the mechanics of it, you know that you can just break it in half, remove the pip and get going.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Get stuck in. Get stuck in. It's not much in it though, is it? I'm not sure, a jury's out for me. 5G, and he need for it? Don't know what it is. It's like 4G, but what I, well, I don't think I'm on 4G. You're not, you're in 3G.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I reckon, I'm on there, G,'m on there. You're on the G skill. Compat the flat pictures, direct in five Gs, necessary or unnecessary. For me, I'd be sadder if we didn't have flat pictures. Yeah. To be honest. You think they're a boon? What the fuck does boon mean? A boon, you know, a bonus. Life enhancing. Well, I didn't say that. What boom. It's a word. I know it's a word, but I'm struggling to think what I actually mean. Oh, that's a boom. Well, maybe years at Moffman now, and finally did you, Eric, sorry, can I just
Starting point is 00:10:36 interrupt you? Go. Was there a, like, a grizzly Adams character called boom? Do you know what I mean? There's boom played by Michael Elfick. Ken Boone. He was called Ken Boone. Ken Boone. Do you know what I mean? No, there's Boone played by Michael Elfick. Ken Boone. He was called Ken Boone. Ken Boone. Yeah. And he hunted down... He was a bounty hunter, I think. No, I love joy was the anticfeller.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Ken Boone, I think there's a bounty hunter. Right. Ken, but what, the TV program Boone was about a bounty hunter. I think that's what he did. He went around, you know, people that are on the run from Warren's and stuff. I think he went around and them up. And I don't think we have bounty hunters in freaking Peterborough and Leicester and whatever,
Starting point is 00:11:12 you know what I mean? I have to go, go look. Finally, did your big night out series recordings go well? Yeah, thank you very much for asking. Just that the tickets you posted never arrived for make the come to all of them. The ones you promised. That's a surprise.
Starting point is 00:11:27 They never came. Yeah. Why would I want to look out at a plum-shaped character with a miserable first? He just said you'd send some and they never came. So it was. He was an ex-fireman. Oh, he was an ex-bone.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And simple, what did he do? That's not a good enough for a sitcom, is it? Ex-fireman. He just goes around. Oh, it's not a good enough for a sitcom, is it? X Fireman. It just goes around, oh, it's just a general handyman, I think. That's a great leap from bounty hunter to handyman. It just says interesting work, career, mind, private investigator. He'd have done a bit about you hunting if any came up. We don't have it in this country, Andy.
Starting point is 00:12:01 If you don't turn it for court, the police get you enough. Well, it might have been an American episode where he went a bit about New Honton, I don't know. He had a motorbike, so anything's possible. I watched Dog the Bought New Hunters' Wife's funeral live. Was it live? Was it streaming or something? Was it a glamorous affair? Well, it's glamorous as like trailer trash glamour, you know, which is pretty good stuff. Yeah, you know sequins and Legs X goes high. I don't know. I wonder it go on for I think it were about an hour It was a celebration and the yeah of her life up on top No, it was the memorial rather than the actual burial. She buried a burnt, you know, she would burnt all right
Starting point is 00:12:44 rather than the actual burial. She buried a burnt, you know. She was burnt. All right. Andrew, that's not very nice. Rest in peace by Chapman. You could have had this episode three days earlier if you'd subscribed with Club Parsnips and it wouldn't have any adverts in it. It's only two pounds a month plus of art and you get every episode of mince three days before non-subscribers with all adverts took out at least one exclusive episode of our Athletico Pass Nips spin-off podcast a Benpix animation a compilation episode each month and advance notice an early particular any future live shows we may or may not do how about that oh yeah and here's some little bits that you missing from the the latest Athletic or Parsnips episode. Take your strides off and put your all-sac towards more satellite dish!
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Starting point is 00:13:40 If you want to subscribe, go to patreon.com slash athletic or mince and for more information athletic or mince.com slash parsnips. Now I've got a quiz, you've got a quiz. Okay, that's funky, isn't it? I've got a quiz, you've got a quiz. I notice you've tried to take ownership of the quiz thing again because you lost on the one occasion when I was the quiz master and it seems to have eaten away at your soul at the very core of your being. I didn't know. You didn't like it at all, did you? You're not like this quiz. I've got quiz available, a
Starting point is 00:14:20 calorie counter quiz and a Tesco hierarchy quiz. Because I've got very little in the way of an ego I'll let you be the quiz master this time. And I'm quite happy to be beaten up. What's your quiz? Footwear, men's footwear. I wanna do footwear. You could do it later on if you wanna do footwear.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Do you wanna do it? You fancy your chances. Right, it is cold. Here we go. Wolfoof bang, lawful, cluck, cluck, Espadrill, give me just a little more time. Boat peanuts in a kettle. Woof bang, desert. Oh yeah, here we go. Four types of men's footwear, all available at, let's see a well-renowned high-street store that sells clothing as well as food and drink. So we're looking at a sessco?
Starting point is 00:15:13 No, no, no, even a hundred. Marxist, Marxist, Marxist. Yeah, go on, hit me. And these are the cheapest available, not in the current seal. Okay. Standard retail recommended price. You've got the boat shoe. Boat price. You have got the Boutchew
Starting point is 00:15:26 You've got the desert boot Desert boot Espadrill. Yes loafers Espadrill boatchew desert boot loafers. Oh So close. What's so close get you nothing? Nothing Espadrill 19 pounds 50 Boutchew 29 pound 50. This is a bit of a bastard this, I'm sorry. Lothar's 49 pounds, desert bove 49 pound 50.
Starting point is 00:15:51 No, I were close though. You were close, but close isn't good enough. Close, get you now. The, what was I thinking to myself? I don't think Tesco hierarchy works as a quiz. Right. So, like, did you know there's a hierarchy from what their biggest stores are called?
Starting point is 00:16:10 No. What their littlest store. Well, yeah, there's an express in it. There's the Metroid and there's, there's, go on, go for it. All right, well, that's as simple as that. You've got Metro Superstore, one-stop express. Extra.
Starting point is 00:16:23 That's too many.'s one two three four five see them again Metro Superstore one stop express extra one stop is or extra is the biggest okay no it's not super stores the biggest then extra yeah then Then Metro and then Express and one stop is the smallest. Now you've fucked up my lipstick. Extra is top, then Superstar, then Express, then Metro, then Tesco, one stop. So a little bit of revenge for music. Although it wasn't officially a quiz. Yeah, yeah, whatever. So Andrew, as you know, I've got good contacts with Burnley. You got lots of contacts here, haven't you?
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah, too right. Mr. Shorbiz. And contacts is what you need in this business. Because you lose your glasses. So I got a new wild file. It's a Sean Dish or motivation. Wild Filer. Wow.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Cool. Right lads, preseason friendly is a fast approaching and we've got Wiggen, Port Vale, Nice, Wiggen, and Palmer at our gaff. But whether the opponent, the mantra, remains the same. There's no such thing as a friendly, because there's no such thing as friends. There's no such thing as a warm-up, cause it's always cold and burny. There's no such thing as a slide tackle, cause we always go in studs up. Remember, grind, shit, fried eggs, punch meat, oh Oh fuck another shit
Starting point is 00:18:47 Pi Sweat Gravy more Pi Then I'm putting and that's the burn-le-way Effort without guile and devil without pleasure. Nothing fancy, nothing girly if you're that way inclined I'm a curly whirly. There's no iron team, there's no iron cream, there's no iron dream but there's an iron pie. Remember grind, shit, fried eggs, punch meat, more grind,! Sweat! And a nice pudding! And that's the Burnley way! Thank you, Shoe. That was nice. Oh man, they're my second team now no Burnley. Oh there? Yeah, definitely. They're my premier league team because my team's actually languishing in league one still
Starting point is 00:20:08 What the dough is good really, isn't it? Oh, I love it. The challenge and on someone on the radio the other day said I Comment, but it was one of them ones that just mixed up up He said Sean Dage could tick charge of any premier league team any dave them playing at their top of their abilities Might be right. Might be true, might not. Do you reckon? Do you want us to sit you a little pull and have them playin'? Tee, like they do. Maybe, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 But better. That's what I want. I want to have a normal week. I went and burned the Tottenham last year who was watching Sean Dice on the touch line. Kick the cross eye and I'm with you. Tight, yeah, yeah. What else is that I watch basically?
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Starting point is 00:21:07 As it got horses there that you can buy. No, no, that's a farmer's market you think enough. So I went, you know, they have the brass bands that walk along through the swings and that pre-in-the-chairs. Well, brass bands set me bowels off, so I couldn't get anywhere near them, but I wanted it to be involved. Right. So I was right at the back behind all the bands, and I had to start a couple of finger symbols on.
Starting point is 00:21:25 How about you? Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, Can you just buy him when you're there or something? I just got the sum before, through my musical shop. Right. So I'm marching along, playing with a little finger symbols, and I'd just say this fella,
Starting point is 00:21:36 I stepped the corner of me, I just sidled along next to me. I thought he was gonna join in, he must have some finger symbols of his own. And he says, Scene U. It's Jeremy Corby. Of course it's, the Reminas car. Of course, it's a termical.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Senior there, thinking you're a bird, back or arc or something. Ooh. I thought I was having some finger symbols. And it's hardly, you know, the look of love. Yeah. But anywhere,
Starting point is 00:21:56 he's got a whole one man band kit on. Best drum on his back. He's got massive symbols between his knees. Harmonica. Full one man band thing, I've got his little finger cymbals, think, think, think, think, think, think, he says, what's your best noise laddy? What's your name, what's your best noise? Your best noise in decibels!
Starting point is 00:22:19 Alright. You know how loud I'm a, you know, why is it gotta be compared to one of the times? I don't know what you're saying, God, I says said I don't know Jeremy. Maybe it's about 15. Let's just finger symbols 15. Let's say he went Minds one three seven Bosch Low owned He's on me. Yeah, that is on me with with with his Desperals well exactly yeah bang, and I'll crank, crank, and all that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:22:46 And then he just takes me finger symbols, off me fingers. He put him in his mouth, yet. Showed them up. Shit, he's got some dead engenches on him then. Jeremy Cobb and it me symbols, Bob. Fuck. And that was it, I went home after that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I bet he did not me finger symbols, no point but the Daren miners, Gala, is there? I would have grabbed them back, as he got bother guards and that. No, he gives off I didn't have me finger symbols, no point but the Daron miners' garler is there. I would have grabbed them back as he got bodyguards and that. No, he gives off an aura, you wouldn't go in. No, he got a time problem, I know. Oh, God yeah. Biter, you reckon. Biter, karate chopper, I reckon as well. Side of the neck. Might have a blade, you know. Probably any sock. Probably in his harlequin sock. Probably in his hallowed quintin' sock. I was filming the new Big Night Owl, I you said.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah I was looking forward to coming along with the tickets never arrived. In Covent Garden, just next to where we just round about the end. Yeah, either Traveler Loach Covent Garden booked for it. Tickets to the key on them. So one lunch time I popped over to Rolls. Oh yeah. Restaurant and I was in luck because there was a meeting of British British managers lunch, so I slipped into the boob next to there, I had a good
Starting point is 00:23:51 old listen, usual suspects, big Sam Marquise, Tony Poulis, Steve McLaren, Alan Pardew, David Miles you know, so that's a lot of voices. I was gonna sit back. So Sam starts off proceeding. Order, order. Well our accounts for the month are showing a healthy profit of 250,000 pounds in unarmed interest. So I hope you don't mind. I've ordered a whole baked pike served with crispy duck bills and piri, piri oysters. They all say, money, money, money, money, money, money, and lick the lunch badges that they have on
Starting point is 00:24:30 the other poles. Now the big question today is, what are we going to do about the influx of foreign managers that is quite frankly loosening the stranglehold that we had on all the decent destroyer exit opportunities? I mean mean just look at Derby County, they've appointed a foreign, Birmingham, Ghana foreign and even forest have got themselves a foreign. Padu Chipson, you're some, yeah it's awful, you're, I mean those clubs are bread and butter destroyer nexit opportunities, it's, it's really worrying. I mean I can't just be our age because you know people always say I only look mid 30s. I definitely, I can't just be our age because you know, people always say I only look mid 30s.
Starting point is 00:25:06 I definitely look younger than that Wanker Eddie Howe. You should see my legs, they're beautiful. Like a tennis player or a ship's captain, McLaren chips in. I mean, I'm nearly 60, but when I put my tracksuit bottom sun with a nice new short sleeve, aqua blue breathable polo, polycotton cotton shirt and a nice clean pair of white trainers Casper
Starting point is 00:25:29 Reckons I only look about 48 and certainly a lot smarter than that one Karete how also I'm partially dutch so you think that would give me a chance David Miles chiptune I think I see I shouldn't be a bit of experience and wealth. I mean, I'm approaching 60. I've seen it all, I've done it all. I can strip down a Ford for Esther clutch in 10 minutes. I can erect a scaffold and paint me roof, soft bits and lessen a day. I can grow to wet room in 4 hours flat, but that wonk on Eddie Howard doesn't even know
Starting point is 00:26:10 the correct mix for a brick mortar. But David, these are the old skills. It's all about stats and tactics and configurations and that sort of shit these days. Poulis, I got the boot from Borough, without Comple, for which I apologize, but I had that thing called the tactic. Eight in defense and two lads up front didn't fucking save my bacon. I bet that Wang Kanedi how was tactics coming out of his arse like Ticketype.'t know what a tactic is made. I'm just still very quiet and you know, you know, as a mumble and that way the can't pin anything on me,
Starting point is 00:26:52 you know, and my head coach gets a tactic out of the cupboard or off the internet or something. I bet that one already hours of computer or something like that to cheat with. What's the, what's in the name of a living breathing fuck is a computer? You know maybe it's time we accepted all dinosaurs and move into a new line of business, any suggestions? Pardon.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I think with my fashion sense we could take on you know River Island, Moss Bros. Burton, we could have a bespoke label on the suits that says Eddie Howes-A-Wanca, exclusive to Pardews. Oh, I think that's a smashing idea. Says Steve, we could include a range of shots leave multi-packed breathable shirts in pink light blue and yellow. We could call the range Hair Island island, and put a little snake, motif on the chest. Oh my God, the thought of a little embroidered Casper on a short sleeve has made me all emotional.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Pulse and sportswear. Clown size bright dazzling white training shoes, elasticated sweatpants, baseball caps with elasticated fixings, purple flea-ses with defend, emblazoned on the back. Hughes. Bras for men. Pfft! What was that, Mark? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Well, I've liked what I've heard, and there is no doubt about it that menswear high street fashion outlets are ripe for takeover, bankruptcy and exit. Let's look into it. But oh, A up here comes that beg pike. Let's tuck in lads. A a bit eddy out, eat now but fucking bean burgers and daft apples. Oh, one cat! Hold on lads, just had a message from Stevie Bruce. Might be a big payoff on the way from chef Wednesday and get this. He's in the frame for the new castle job could be a bumper Christmas too. Oh, money, money, money, money, money, money. lick their badges and tuck into their baked pike.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And that was what really happened. I'm sure it was. Bross for men, huh? Fancy that. That's what Marquis was fancy doing. Ooh, good for him. Interesting. Um, unusual incidents of your work. I think I've had one, you're the judge and jury on
Starting point is 00:29:14 it though. I was in the kitchen the other day of the day of the day and I looked and I noticed it was something on the wall, it was either a little stain of some kind very dark or it was an insect a tiny insect and I got a little bit closer and have a look and it was an insect because it flew right into me first. Do you know if you said it flew into your face and then said fuck up. I would have said it was unusual but it sucked into my SARS. Really? Right into me first. SARS I can't give it was unusual, but it's insects, into face, SARS. Really? Right in any face? SARS, I can't give it. It could have got anywhere, could have gone up, down, left, right, but no.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Whoosh, shh, shh, shh. I don't think there's a human being on this earth that hasn't had an insect hit their face so with it's not. It's felt unusual. It's felt unusual. That's a different, that's a entirely different area of research, Andrew, if you've had some of that felt unusual. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Hey, the Royal Chin outside. Is it? Yeah, come on, I'll get him. Come on, Ryan, Ryan. Uh-oh, good morning. What is it I'll have to do? I don't really know. Right, little man there.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I thought you were in the television, so I assume you've got some money. Yeah, well, not really. Right. Whatever. Oh, he had a pitching idea to you. And I would like 250,000 pounds in return for five percent of the company Oh, all right. What like like it's dragon den or something. I know what I mean but dragon's iron falls
Starting point is 00:30:32 So yes, well, I don't have that sort of money, but Right if you've come in especially I'll hear you out. Yeah, right. There we go It's a tabletop military strategy game with a medieval fantasy theme, and it's called Luyama. Luyama. Luyama. Luyama. Luyama.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Luyama. Look, it sounds like what I'm hammered to me. No, no, the difference is negligible. It exists in entirely different fantasy realms, you really. I don't have a lot of common people in it, so if you want them to invest in your company. So you scryer, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm just so passionate about you. What are you doing man?
Starting point is 00:31:11 What are you doing man? So have you developed the battle figures separately for Ruyama? You know why do you have to paint on yourselves? Oh first of any of that. I reckon if I just get some news ones off of eBay, that's just a surprise. I don't want to get too bogged down in the detail at this stage. Alright, well what about the playing service surface to provide that? Well I've really fought too much about that either.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Again, a worm of bog will be perfectly adequate for Ruyama, but it's important that players refer to it as Ruyama when they're playing for copyright reasons. So you're not providing a board? Well I suppose I could knock something up on the back of a round of all by you. But of course the extra. A job not. I'm with you charging. I'm with you charging for Royal Emma. Royal Emma! It'll be about answer quick. I haven't fully crunched the numbers yet.
Starting point is 00:31:56 So for whatever it's undrinked for a piece of wallpaper at the moment, yeah? Well I come in a blue plastic carrier bag. It's got Royal Emma written on the the side the customers will be paying for its Closivity so what the wallpaper fit in the bag will it? No, not really now you're needing to follow that for a few times Look, where is this? How kind of each German interrogation? Are you gonna try waterbog me or something? No, I'm just trying to get an idea about you know how it's I with this is starting to feel like some kind of loose. I do. I'm sorry Roy right? Some kind of loose loose loose
Starting point is 00:32:27 A scheme loose look forget it. I'll take my ID at a dead lives of porno. They're only invested in the old shit. Good day to you Good luck, right? There he goes. I have to say you're not invest in that, are you not? Well, what did you think is like blow plastic bag with some more paper and? For a really good catch on. For a good catch on. I don't play a warhammer, so I don't know how much of a lats stuff costs. I've got no comparison.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I don't know. What do you do? You're plastic bags, do you suppose, dispose of them? No, Kate, but I reuse them. You reuse every bag. Bugs for life, me, yeah. My car boot is full of bugs for life.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Right. I'll take them down the beach and burn them. Could go to be responsible in it. Yeah, I suppose I may. Yeah, and if it gets out of control, it can just get some seawater and put it out, right here. Yeah. DING DONG!
Starting point is 00:33:22 A landlord here. Hey tenant, you know the carpet in your back bedroom, so suddenly, but I need it, I'm going to rip it up and use it as bedding for my daughter's pony. Ding Dong, landlord here, I brought you this large bottle of paracetamol, you know in case you're feeling so aside love at the lack of a roof on the back extension, if you use them, could you do it in downstairs near the front door? I don't want the emergency services trips and you're down the house. You know, well, I think that probably, there's nowhere to go from that. All we can do now is to return to the hot
Starting point is 00:33:59 city streets of London. And it is very hot. Do you think Billy Idol still thinks it's hot in the city? Bob, I mean it was 1982 when he originally recorded that. I mean, global warming obviously has made things a bit hotter since then, but then air conditioning advancements have probably cool things down, so I don't know. Maybe it's a genuine point that I think if he could rewrite his song now, he'd say it's hot outside in the city. Yeah, to add to the fact that it's pretty cool. Good aircon. Aircon. In the LA apartment now, because of the success of songs like Hot in the City, Rayleigh.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Do you know how hot. Self perpetuated, doesn't it, Rayleigh? Yeah. Do you know how hot in the city, hot in the city tonight. So that could be hot outside in the city, hot in the city tonight. So that could be hard outside in the city, but I've got me at con M.E.L.A. Flots inside. So I'm gonna write that. Yeah, I was at college with Billy Idol. Oh yeah. Is that true story? Is that true story? No, true story. Yeah, bye!

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