Athletico Mince - The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's right, he's right. Oh god, here he is. Yeah, I'll get sailed. Alright, bring him in. Hello Roy. Oh, thank you, that's brilliant. Not yet, just two minutes. Right, hello Roy, thank you for popping to talk to us. No worries, I'm very fucking happy to be here. So crystal palace-ry. The season hasn't really taken off yet. Sorry, but I don't want to talk for Paul.

It bothers me stiff these days. Everything that needs side has been said. Fair enough, so what would you like to talk about, Roy? Warhammer. Sorry? Warhammer. Warhammer. Yeah, warhammer.

What the board game? It's not a board game. It can be played in any appropriate service. Six football table top, for example. So that's like a board game. It can be played on any appropriate surface. Six foot by four foot table top for example. So that's like a hobby of yours is it so who would you play with? Christine Bentechley is a daft lad so he generally plays as an oak or goblin. Andrew Stamford fatties himself a bit, usually plays as a wood elf or fucking halfling. He plays as a wood elf or fucking halfling. It takes up frees for the F1, the beauty's spot.

He likes to play as a lizard man. All right, so who won the last game? You played? I mean, he played as a chaos warrior, and he doubled me. He was in a scabled spell of plague and ruin. Like a dog hunt. I played a stinky weapon, arm-bes and I'll actually use more shuttershit of course uh war hammer

yeah war hammer he's all about tactics sit it with a little bit of look thrown in so does that help you with your culture damn if anybody doesn't know so all right well so there's a lot of different personalities in war hammer war hammer yeah Oh, all right, well, so there's a lot of different personalities in Warhammer. Warhammer. Yeah.

Does that help you understand the different personalities in the dressing room? Oh, no, no, no, no. Right, do you actually like football? No, I fucking don't. Sorry, Robert, I've got to get to Game Workshop to buy some orcs. I'm going to take on Bentech, I need to get in some fucking game. It's been a pleasure. Really? Yes. And what's the game called?

Luhurma. Sorry about that. Luhurma. Thank you for coming in, right? Thank you. There he goes. It's nice right, isn't he? He's a lovely fella. A bit angry. Right, it's coming. Are you ready? Yeah, we'll sail it on this time. Alright, I was a bit childish. Come in. Hey, Roy. Off to New Zealand.

Afternoon. Alright, thank you so much for coming in, Roy. No worries, it's a pleasure. So, right, you wouldn't have the weekend, you must be pleased. One? Well, you would have been... And just town's end, what about my bounty us? Not bad. Right, you're a bit burny too, now, too, you wouldn't have the weak end, you must be pleased. One? Well, you would have been, and just tells me, what my bounty is? Not, not, right, you're a big burn, you're too near, too now. Oh, that, no, I'm not bothered about that.

I mean, it's all good, well, who am I? Oh, okay, so, I, I did you, why am I getting pan out? Well, what? Well, how did the game pan out? You were I'm a game. What, what am I doing a game? out? You were on the game. What? What was the game?

Who was in a store of the warfare simulation? Why are you? The mask of slinish? Oh, Coronac, the pitty hand of vengeance. It's fucking biggest belief really does. I'm sorry, right? So, how did Andrew spate you? Well, I was playing with an Orca.

I made it to the store in Benteca in all these fucking dwarves. Not a little smart ass town zed it leaked this, he played as a fucking Chaos Demon. Right, do you know what I would have thought, like that arcs could destroy demons, no worries, prick, there's a common misconception among War M and novices, let me explain Robert, the demon Scarbrand, previously exiled from Warhammer, is the angryest Warhammer bloodthirst of ever, right? Ok, this stats max out of 10, he's got an S5 birth weapon and his armor can take an S4 hit, fucking lethal, I didn't say any chance.

So why did you play as a demon man? Wars comes straight in undestraint bentekay, in his dwarfs, they've got no answer to the War Hammer Rock Galbred Ironclaw, of course I say but this is war hammer. Iron claw could inflict D3 leveled multi-politicians in his armor is it penetrable? So that's what did you beat Ben Taken? You're in a fucking chance, did I? Towns in the Nile I'd be able to single beasts of Nurgle attack whose carnage fucking wrecked me. Do you think the attacking power of the Nurgle Army could maybe like teach you something when it comes to selecting your Palis team? Oh, no, I don't really. Well, do you think that managing an army can teach you anything about, you know, like managing a football team?

No, I don't see any cool stuff whatsoever. You don't, you know what, you don't seem to get a lot of satisfaction playing warhammer. I adore warhammer, Bob. If I'm not playing warhammer, I'm thinking about warhammer. If I'm not thinking about warhammer, I'm dreaming about warhammer. Do you want me to that really excites you? Oh, there's the old thing, the warmer landscapes, the warmer models, the warmer mythology, the warmer strategies, the warmer gadget, the warmer comfort of our debate tech is boring, prick. So what are your tactics going to be for your next game then, Roy? Well, I'm going to play as a beast lord with an army of war hands but don't tell towns it, we'll fucking rid some senses with the lizard king of asgolf.

Well okay I don't really understand but good luck right, are you off to games workshop then? Yeah yeah I am, I need to stock up on some paints, I'll go a busy weekend plan once I get the West Dan match out the way, I was open to be a games workshop with the Westfield centre of Stratford that I could leave the match early and avoid the crowds with no such fucking luck. Okay, well, uh, say you're right, what am I? Woooah, woo! Yeah, what am I?

Woooah, woo! There he goes. Thank you, Roy. That's right. Bye. He acts as why am I, don't he? Woooah, woo! P-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Oh, A-Op, are you recording? Are you ready? Are you recording? Let me get him. It's right, I'll go sit in the corner.

Hey Roy, come in, thank you very much. Take a seat. Oh, alright, Roy. No, it's son. Who's you mate, by the way? He looks like a green skin, swamp goblin. It's forgotten it's vile of chugweed extract. Woohoo! I'm sorry, right? I don't quite understand your reference, though. It's from Woo Emma.

Chugweed's very effective venom in Woo Emma. You prepare it by brewing chugweed roots with the fluid from a cat's bile duct. It's fucking lethal. And your mate here looks glum as if he's forgotten to take you in the battle with him He always made that down to the other big big gay. It's for ever getting into a soak for not packing sage kill Oh right, I've got so it's from the from Warram a game, yeah Game, a game are you legit really off your rocker? It's not a gaming nobend. It's a military campaign simulation

It's as far removed from Cludehole similar simulation as riding a bicycle is from a space flight. Right, so, but he said it's not a game, but is there a like a board and pieces that come in a box that can't think? No! You have to create the battlefield using scale models of war and weapons, war and marine escapes, it must importantly model war a woo-wimmer character than weapons. And you're alright, so where do you build the battlefield then? Well, any appropriate surface was the fight for woo-wimmer, kitchen table about a six foot by four foot, that's ideal. Ben Tecay, who uses a wallpaper-pasting table,

Andrews Townsend uses a five foot circular piece of plywood that he's mounting on, get these horses legs. And that's for Jack Amphrey's from BT Sport, well he uses a sheet of fold steel, that was given to him by an actual lizard man. Oh, so he says. Yeah, so he says. Yeah, where'd you buy all the models and all this stuff? Well, games works up.

It's the animal warmer. All the game is relatively inexpensive of your rich. Okay, well that's very interesting, but moving away from Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer.

Warhammer. Okay yeah moving away from Warhammer. Warhammer. What are your plans for Christmas right? I know it's a busy period for football managers. Whoa you're not wrong here Bob. I've got three matches over Christmas. Yeah you got a card if,

sit you in a bit and I believe. No, been checking in, I'm freezing on the 23rd. Townsend and Bentech are in the 26th. And then 8th, we'll be out making near Warwick, on the 2nd of January, lovely. All right, Warhammer again. Warhammer. Warhammer.

Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Anyway, I've got to go now, and picking up a Funderhammer, and a Lightning Cl cloth from Game's Workshop and it's going to take me all the weekend to paint them. Yeah, well what about the City Match Roy?

Well, what about it? There's Pep got an all-con on me already, I've found no cannon, I've very much datted. So we can piece of biscuit bro, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo woo, woo, woo, woo woo, woo woo, he's right, he's right, I shouldn't again. Oh yes, I'm gonna sit in the corner and eat your lave me, Satan. Yeah, that would be good. Come on, ain't Roy, thank you for coming. Mmm, I'm just sitting here, Jimmy. Yeah, that's fine. That's brilliant, so did you have a good Christmas, uh, Roy? You had a couple of good Wednesdays over the elders. No, I'm glad you spotted that, Robert.

It was a comprehensive, warrior with victory over the end, just 10's end. You thought you could just throw a load of rocks at me? Oh, just assembled a dwarf on me, finished him off with a garage bearer. Quickly worked as small as his fucking face. In those Patrick Van Arnold, he got himself two of that with a war-hormous starter kit, using a gift-tope and he got off his name for Christmas. But you know what, he spunked a lot on board elves, and when he viscerated him, we allowed a Northskip berserkers in about 20 minutes and a prick and to head in

to the injury top of all that for the plane service he just laid some chipboard down on top of his 6x3 foot snoot table. Smaller than regulations 6x4 foot war and my dimensions for in a week's wages for that. Yeah I actually I wouldn't refer into war I'm a no I mean yeah I was referring to your wins at Man City and at Wolves. Oh, I forgot about him. Yeah, Wolves match was just last night, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, but we had a really intense war in the session on the coach back afterwards.

I was on beating in formats, it's all the way down here in Fawry. You really love what I'm at, don't you? War hammer. War hammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Alright, so transfer window, right?

So open again, have you got any big deals coming up in the oven? I don't really, I'm fairly happy with the legs I've got. There's plenty of healthy competition there. Right, like for places in the table, you mean? No, you freak. My wish is going to the sacred world of warhammer. Well, you're freak. So we've got my arm in a young Swiss lead who's posting photos of his armies on Snapchat. That kind of indiscretion should render him very beatable indeed. Should I choose to bring him in?

Oh yeah, what position does he play? What do you mean? You're on the pitch, what position is he? Well, he's not a footballer, he's just some kid of followin' Snapchat. Oh right, I'll go get you. Look, I can't just sit here all day talking to the lugs of you. Christian Ben Tehrer,'s not a footballer. He's just some kiddo following Snapchat. Oh, right. Oh got you Look, I can't just sit here all day talking to the lurks of you Christian

Ben tech a challenge make no game later on but he doesn't know that I've got my hands on a knurl They've got a disease pestilence and a rot. Oh nice. It's got a six-centimeter round in baseball Taking me too much to paint the country Well, I I'll be while will you back it off then. Oh woohoo! Woooow! I'm a... Woooow! See you right then!

Oh wow wow wow wow! It is right! It is right! Oh let's go again. I'll open the door, I'll send it. Thank you. Hey alright! Hey thanks for coming right again! You must like ride. Hey, thanks for coming, right? Yeah, you must like it.

Right, so, have a seat, right? Thank you very much. So, just say your dog. Yeah, that's fine with a little pricksits. Yep, that's lovely. It's ho! Rup before begin, I want to say that, oh, lonely after questions that relate to war ever. Anything else you ask me today is trivial

as silly and will be deflected. You are a relevant little freak man. So go ahead and throw away. Oh okay, well, do you know, I was just talking for an update right on Palace of Season 1 defeat and 6 matches up to 14th. Is that will ever? Well no, but I can, you know what? No, I'm only prepared to talk about the War war ever. For example, are you aware that the vampire counts, consistent five playable vampire families, each of them with different ambitions, efforts and powers?

Von Kastans, Necrarches, Black Dragons, Lamyans and Stregoy. No, I wasn't, but thank you. So you got Watford or Omensata there. No. You get your close to that 40-point mark. Fuck, so what you need to remember about Ogres is that they have guys as solely born as stomachs. They spread devastation and destruction everywhere they go. Now, what Ogres, I consider to be a neutral army, they could actually end up fighting for any side. In fact, they sometimes hire themselves out as mercenaries to feed their

lust for food. Well I didn't know that but I would really appreciate it right if we could talk about something else apart from why I'm a you know. It's pronounced whewa next round of the cup will let me a bonus or a distraction right? Well, it's going to be a bonus, obviously. It means I'll be back in the ass by 5.30 at the latest. I watch the juke's of Ezzy with some beans on toast and then Andrews Townsend in Christian Bentayka who come right from a massive war-emission. Smashing. Yeah, it does, it sounds great. It is a great fucking dickhead.

Look, I'll make it be careful though, What on the street is the fucking big tech guys We're stocking up on hundreds and hundreds of skinks in a cannon for the release of men He's up to something. I only you sass out what it is before I got in the battle with him Oh, well good luck with that Roy and as always thanks for coming in. Well, there's a pleasure Do I have to go out the same doors I came in? Yep, well, there's only one door, Roy. Wow, oh, thanks for your match. Oh, thank you, Roy. There we go, see you, Roy.

Woo! Yeah, well, I'm a Roy. So, you were quiet whilst he was out there. Intermediated by a manist. Oh, yeah. Not in a water, but sense, but as a kind of a football and giant that he is. He's like, at both, but, and let's just say

for the listeners out there, he's not taller than you think, any massive huge big skinny bloke. Why are you putting me seat up? I should rise, did you see? He's not here. I know. He's posted me a USB stick. Shit!

So I'll plug it into my laptop and we'll play it and we'll see what's on there. That's not over minute because you see it's nice but he obviously couldn't be asked to come in. Here we go. What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?

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What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? It's just a board game. It's actually a simulation of a military campaign. Football's finished its fair and so table top b strategies the only way. Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I've got a Furnow Cannon. It's fully equipped. The endless tanzas get you shot. It's shit. I took my swine on loan. It's such a half-wit. It only plays while Hammer on his living room carpet. Check out from his guys running the lizard-bed cap. What's going on in place?

Get him a nail at the twat. I'm criminally contrived for only golf. He's the tear-bone techie. And you wore ever a-hole. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Ain't that one bad, was it?

He'd go. So he's getting in the like... Right. ..asper. Was it say... Hey, that one bad was it. So he's getting in the like, a sport, is it like, can I reckon he thinks of it like as a battle match? Yeah, a military match, kind of sandwich. Woo, woo, woo, He pretty dresses like an American general and he's playing us a lot like that.

Yeah, I bet he does it in his undies. In his undies with a couple of plums and a car on top of that mess. What color? Purple. Nah, yellow. Yellow, yeah. Oh, there's a road. It's an outside.

There he is. Oh, it's getting in. Let's get him in. Come on, man. I'll live it. Hey, alright. Come on in there, too, y'all. Yeah, it's at your south-town, right?

Right. Thank you. Very nice to see you both again. So, what's up, Brian? I'd be Brian, be honest you look a bit gloomy, very perceptive of a time indeed so would down in the dumps at the moment. Yeah, well you're still caught up in the relegation battle, is that the problem? Well relegation, I could give a rusty fuck about relegation, you know the numbschool, well who am I, I can rip this the war, I can't remember right now?

Warms. Woooo, whatever. Warms. Woooo, whatever, yeah. Warms. Warms. Right, so, what is your problem, Roy? Whether you got like a specific beef?

Spies at the moment, Robert. I'm putting sure that some of the top European clubs have been spying on my warms, I think. I've heard the Avalos sellers park swept ridden camberies in listed devices. And of course the outdoor warring was seasoned as first approaching and I'm very fearful of drums, very fearful indeed. Oh, drums? Yeah, that sounds upsetting.

Yeah, I can see why you feel a bit gloomy. I think the European clubs are turning a pouch of my best players as well. What makes you say that? Well, some of the lads are pretending they're not in the war anymore, but I think it's a lose. It's sorry It's a what lose. Sorry about the trick. Oh Yeah, oh sorry. Yeah, okay fucking Christ So yeah, I mean Angela's town's age says he's got himself a girlfriend and he hasn't got a time for war anymore Christian ventakei he says he sold all his war ever figures on internet and he's gonna say that boy I'm out this good instead we saw now his bollocks cuz I already in bragging the jeffery slump about his new necrous things

Do you have a die? I just for cuddle with him. he says he doesn't want to play anymore, because there's an ethical clash with his ongoing church commitments. Well I can kind of see why he's coming from. No, he's allowing little cunt. They all are. I'm 72 in August, but I don't know how much longer I could kick this up for. I'll keep going, right? He plays it a little bit.

I'll turn out okay. No, thank you, Robert. We'll do you like to play it, were we ever at some time? No. No. Well, I suppose I should be getting off thing. Okay, what am I? Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

All right, see you, all right. Thanks for dropping by. There he goes. That's right. Oh, it's right in there, it's Ryan gunning you let him in. All right, you okay. Oh, wee bit. Come on in, Ryan.

All right, come in, sit yourself down. No, sit there, Sean. Yeah, nice to see you again, you can't. Oh, okay. Well, thanks for dropping in, yeah. Pleasure to all of you. So I think seem to be going well, only one defeat in the last eight.

I think you thought it was one defeat in the last 22 actually. Ah right, yeah you're not actually talking about football or you're talking about... Whatever. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Yes, anyway, one defeat in the last 22. In that was at the end of an all nighter.

When I was playing three matches at once on the webcam. My opponent in Helsinki, he pulled out a massive gang of tyrannics completely fucked my psychic powers with their shadow in the warp trite. Little twat. Oh, look, I'm sorry to tell you that, right? Look, but it's our football podcast this, so could we talk about your plans like for this, you know, running up to end a season?

No, no, we can't. Football is a thundering ball to me these days. It's easy, the money's good, it puts food in my belly, and more importantly, it puts more over figures, and more 6.44 plate surface. So you won't talk football then? No, just more over. War them. War them. War them.

Alright, fan of so, what are you up coming? War them, plans. Thank you for asking. I'm sure as you'd imagine I'm very excited about the launch of the new Chaos Space Marines in the 40k version of whatever. Right. Hey dropped on Wednesday. Drops. Drops. Drops, that's what we say.

Oh right, dropped, okay, okay. So the first big batch of Chaos Marines dropped late last year, but this fresh batch includes their leader. Get this ever done the dispoiler. Wow, he's a good figure to have like. Oh he's a right saucy cunt. He's got free, get the changeable heads. I'm giving the palace leads free days off next week so I can stay on and paint them up. Right, yeah, you worry some of the palace players might acquire him for one of their armies.

Nah, I've implemented a new club rule. They're all banned from the war ever-missage boats, and I get to see all their written history. They'll have to sign for another club if they want to come at me, you were avid, don't. Oh, I wish you had best of luck, we're out. It's good enough for good, dude, like you know, bed. No, ain't no need for that, right?

Well, it's every night. Well, I'm off now, because I find you to be a very trivial self-men. All right, okay. But before I go, can you lend me 100 pounds? No, I can't't I haven't got that kind of cash on me no just as I thought your little friend over there certainly doesn't look like

you don't even sorry right good boy alright see you right yeah whatever yeah well thanks for popping it war I'm a war I'm a war I'm a war he loves his war I'm a dummy. Obsessed? He's obsessed, didn't he? He's a robot. I never thought, it's interesting, because I will disrise in his A71. Yeah, he's the oldest Premier League manager ever. Because you only use the C that obsession when people between about seven and 11 year old. So maybe you get a fresh flush.

Yeah, might be. It might be somebody else, something worse. I've never seen him that alive since he was a... Full of... Is that Roy Oshin outside? Oh there's Roy. Get him in. Get him in. Open the door. Are you alright? Come in now, Andy. Have Andy seat there.

Oh, it's a bit high. What does he have these spare time of wood health? Not only for that, right? Come on now, right. Come on, we're all friends here, Andy. What does he be spray time with wood elf? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in notorious Crystal Palace fan Susanna Reed, who had visited us for a telecom service park and it took the opportunity to challenge him and show him in. Yet that's not what I was referring to. That was a few times, man. She'd only attempt to set up a childish line up of mainly Chaos Warriors and demons before I used forsaken as a fast flanking unit, totally engulfed her. She did never clue what was going on. It was just wandered off with a glazed look on her face after about a minute and a half.

Deemers on their fat little asses everywhere you looked. I even took the liberty of performing a small pre-emptory victory jig on the plush carpet about 50 seconds in. Very, very satisfying. I could tell you. Right, right, so right. I was referring to the fact that Palace was the first visit inside to Tottenham's new stadium a couple of weeks ago. Oh, oh, yeah, that, well, yeah, it looks fancy, I suppose, but I found myself distracted for most of the game.

Trying to work at how many warraman figures I could have bought for the billion pounds that they are absolute piss-potter stadium cost to build. Warram, are you? Wooh! Warram, man. Wooh! piss part of a stadium cost a build. War, am I here? War, war, war, am I? War, war, war, war, hammer. War, war, war, you basket case. War, and how many figures do you reckon you could buy for a billion quid?

Well, to know about a billion probably. I didn't factor in the paint, oh, I'm not a mathematician, am I? Or a magician for that matter? I'm just an old man, an old man with a passion, a passion for whoever. Whoever. Whoever. Whoever. But you lost that night, so that's a bit of a set back in it.

No, I wasn't by default. So all over the online forums. No, I think Sping put your T-N0 to a wire ms session and promising him that I'd nail his safford working ass to the tarmac in a car parker's Yardy-Dar, New Superstayed you. Yeah, and did you? No, I'd freaking never showed up. I had a wallpaper facing table rigged up by the players entrance, I was top-evervy with skin wolves and marauder horsemasters, and I was assumed I'd just batter him and say where I'd bathe his end of the raid. Yeah but Pustin was no show was he? I think he said David played along in his place but he turned up in the 90s to his first

to beauty out team in a pure matrana box. I was just telling him to go fuck himself. Don't go, maybe he'll have more luck in your next match yeah? Oh I don't care. Alright you don't care. Well right sorry right I'mma just try next match here. Oh, I don't care. All right, you don't care. Well, right, sorry, right. I'm just trying to be positive, you know. I'm off of there, because I'm filming a titspy

getting into which, and that's when I know I'm good to start lacking it out. So, I'm going to bid you a good day, any moment there, and I hope you get perils every time you try to cast a smite. It's better, isn't it? Do you want a better fight? All right, so you later, right?

Whoa, I'm a, whoa, I'm a, whoa, I'm a, alright, see you later, Roy. Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Whoooa! Is that a Roy Archie now, kid?

Yeah, I've hit it. There he is. Yeah, come on, get him in. Alright. Alright. Hello. Hello. Hi, Roy.

You coming in just a couple of minutes, that's great. It was very kind of you pair of diabolical little creeps. What do you want to talk about with me today then? Well, I wanted to first off congratulate you on your fantastic achievement this weekend. Yes! Thank you! The 50 pound war heaven voucher from your lovely old mum! It's at least a present!

I'm absolutely delighted! Wow, your mum, wow, you're about 70, aren't you? 71.5 actually, joy, boy. So your mum must be a fair old age, and if you don't mind me asking? He's 100-eight. Wow! Well, give her our love and that and everything. Well, I'll do that if such thing, you subhuman wreck.

Oh, good. Oh, what I was referring to was your win-away at Arsenal on Sunday at the mass of achievement. Oh, look at that, yeah was your win-away at Arsenal on Sunday. It's a massive achievement. Oh, that, yeah. Piece of piss really. It leaves a city pretty on 42 points in the safe for another season. The rest of the season takes care of itself now, leaving me free to focus on my other big obsession. Yeah, war mama. War mama? War mama?

War, war mama. No, game of phones. Throne? Th drama. No, Game of Thrones. Thrones. Thrones. So, Game of Thrones. Thrones. All right, so you're into that toa as well, yeah? Of course I don't have to look at some kind of prick.

Well, no, you're down exactly. I'm active on all the forums, and I've got many theories about who will kill the night king. I reckon it'll be Jon Snow. Ha! Could you be any more basic, you half-witted baby man? Jon Snow, have you even seen GOT? Yeah, I've watched the whole lot. Well, you obviously don't understand it then. Wayne honestly thinks it'll be Jon Snow and he's never even heard of it there.

So that just goes to show how I cleaned up you all. All right, we'll kill the night king then. I'm not telling you. But what I will say is, do you remember when Gwen Stark said that no one has ever used Dragon Fire on the Night King? I'll say no more. So I'm a bit confused, right? I'm a bit your slow witted prick. You might as well go back to watching I'll let the shows are written the ghost on YouTube.

Come back when you're a big boy, eh? Sorry, Rye. Alright, I'm off. Breaving the same air as you, too, Clarece. It's giving me the dry eaves. Where's the door? Well, it's just there where you care, Min Roy. All right, I thought I might have been a trick. Good boy, then.

Yeah, I'll say you, Roy. Goose. Gamer phones. Fones. Fones. Fones. Gamer phones. Oh, God, you were sharp today, weren't you?

Yeah. I suppose it makes sense. He'd like Game Thrones. He's in all that shit, isn't you? Yeah. I suppose it makes sense he'd like Game Thrones. He's in all that shit, isn't he? Obviously, Vikings and all that nonsense. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, hold on, that's Rye. Rye's upside. Oh, I'm going to let him open the lock again.

I'm going to get him in for a couple of minutes. Do a couple of minutes with him, yeah? Come on in, you're coming. Yes, I'm room it is. Sorry, right? Everyone, I was talking to someone else. So what you do here today, right? You don't already want to be able to come out.

No, I'm starting up my own podcast. Recording the first episode here today. Oh, that sounds good. What's that about? It was stupid, stupid, stupid, question. It's about woohoo! Of course, woohoo I mean, woohoo alright right so you got like special guests on on that. No, I don't think podcasts work with this more than one person, it all starts to get jumbled up in more years so it's

just gonna be myself, adjusting the world with my opinions and anecdotes about whoo whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew wh whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew and highlights all with one count, two weeks till they're launched and I'm giving it a talk to them. I've also got to be devoted and out and off to my absolute disgust about the final episode of Gain of Rose! Gain of Rose! Rose! Rose is! I'm going to be publicizing my own line petition which calls for the entire series to be re-wraith and stop animation using war ever figures. I have over seventy signatures over this time currently confident. You said an hour and a half for that bit so how long is your podcast going to be in total? Over ten hours. I'm confident that it's exactly what people want to hear. Okay. Look can I ask you about Wilford Sahar Roy. I'm sure a palace fan is the one I know if you're planning to sell him or not, you know?

Look, he's starting to 10 year contract or summer and he's going nowhere. A 10 year contract? Well, that's news to me, so he'll be staying like a palace player then. No, you're ticked. 10 year contract is part of my warrior crew. I couldn't give you a floppy fuck or he ends up playing football, but if he's not running my gap, a 2.4 year, every every Sunday afternoon, I'm gonna get legal over his skiddy ass. Oh, I hope that works out for you, you know. I could kill his, what do you think? I'm bored rigid by this discourse now, please grant me my exit. You haven't got whenever you want, right?

No, well, is that adult? Yes, Roy. Over there, yeah? Yeah. I'm off then. You fat champ can have his chair back. I might have sat in it and put it down. I'm not even sorry. Look, I'm off then. You fat champ can have his chair back. I'm not sweating it, you're gonna put it down. I'm not even sorry. Well, that's that.

There we go. Oh, God. There we go. Oh, God. Oh, he has sweat in it. Oh, he has sweat in it. No, it's really. God, he was already a bit of minting off.

But only a skinny chap. Drenched. Yeah. But when the skinny, the sweat channels are more defined. Yeah, it could come out a lot faster. A lot faster and penetrate. A lot more deeply, more defined. Yeah it could come out a lot faster. A lot faster and penetrate a lot more deeply you know. Yeah. Is that right on the side there? Oh shit it is it's right yeah. Alright I'm telling you what I've got a letterman. Thank you. Oh there. Hey Roy come in. Hey Roy.

Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you've got some weight. Are you alright? I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. So you've got some weight? You've done really little loaf. Alright, alright. There's no need for that. Come on. Oh, yeah. You want someone to do your granddad? Alright.

Alright. What have you been up to since the season ended then, right? Oh, planning, mainly. This time of year is about the development and execution of plans for my future. It's something you would like to excel. Alright. I see. You put on the planning shape planning shape your squad new signings that kind of thing. No I want to bring launching a brand new tabletop military strategy game with a medieval fantasy theme Well, we're honest right sounds a little bit like well while mama. No, it's not really like that for one thing

The name is completely different. Oh Oh yeah, what's it called? Roy Hammer. So Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. Roy Hammer. It's not hard. Roy Hammer. Say it. Okay, Roy Hammer. Yeah. You say table tops, um, military game, fantasy medieval fantasy, but isn't, are that, uh, what war armor is in it? No, this is totally different and unique and better game. Now a game, Fanta Seed Mediva Fanta Seed, but isn't that at what War Armor is in it? No, this is totally different and unique, and better game. Now have a game, the name of which I refuse to say. War Armor. Okay, whatever. That game is usually played on a flat 6 foot 4 foot surface. Markam, Louis Emma.

Louis Emma. Louis Emma. Louis Emma. He's played on a flat 7 foot by 5 foot surface. So I figured you'd agree the two games better know resemblance to each other It was the other. Oh alright, so what about the armies in Uohama? What are they called? They're called the Red Devils, the Cockney Pricks, the Scasses, the foreigners and Missy Laney's ourselves. Oh okay, they all like the good or all good or all evil.

Evil, all of them pure evilure evil is only one good? Oh, you know, I'm a it's the Zahar boys. I named after your player Wilfred Sahara. I show him my free Yeah, my free hang on is this whole right whoa boy? I'm a thing. Yeah, all right Is it just an elaborate route route to try and and persuade Zahar, not to leave palace this summer? A route? A route? I don't know what you mean.

Come on right, you don't want Zahar outside for another club, so you've come up with a new game name, especially after him. Oh, maybe he's a little bit, it's not after me, not after him. The army's named after him. You've been paying attention. But, all right right I wish you the very best to look with it right yes well as I should say that I don't care about you wishes you cannot control me I've had enough of this your whoo

seclusion was a step in the wrong direction hold on a whoo whoo whoo whoo yeah anyway so try to placate me I I'm going! Alright, see you around Roy. Wooo! Roya, man! Roya, man! Roya, man! So? Can't say that to you. And off can you, Roy, hammer? He's going round all the stations, and he probably

probably has popped it here. This is station now. It's clearly the same game in it. Yeah. Thank you.