Athletico Mince - The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I will listen to Radio, where you're at, Andrew. And there's a new shorn, you know, Martin from Holmes Under the Hammer? Yeah, yeah. Well he does the show now where he goes to football as houses. To say, and looks around the houses and that. Right. And it's quite a good show. On the radio. On the radio, yeah. So I recorded one for you.

Good. Thought you about that, Terry. I'd love to hear it. My only problem was, I can't do that, and I especially can't do them without giving me mouth. No, no. I hope the listeners are enjoying listening to you having your picnic during this episode.

Hey, well, and welcome. I'm Martin Roberts from Holmes Under the Hammer. And today I'm the guest of Sean Dach. The managing football officer of the Burnley Football Centre. Hello there Sean, wow that's quite a beard, bit unusual, put a high kick. Earl Martin from Arms Under the Hammer, excuse the smell I'm boiling up some underpants on the hob, they've smell I'm boiling up some underpants on the hob.

They've become very biscuit-y. Oh that's alright, it's an unusual smell, a bit different and you don't want to like it. So, this is the hallway, you've got a lot of pictures on the wall. Yes, there are all details from my favourite pieces of machinery. That one there is the Axel Bairing from a 24-arm Norfolk potato planter. That one is a warning light from a 2004 Corby 7007 Charles Express. The big one at the end is the cotter pin from a Henkelman Jumbo 42 cannon machine. Very unusual. Put a like there now, it'll be different, so what's next on the tour? This is Mikasi, as you can see the

fly is covered in hair, I change it once a week, and put it on me turnip patch, I love turnips, it's a good honest vegetable, unlike kale or fucking god forbid broccoli. I expect you'll like kale, do you're melting from ones under the hammer. I do. It's a bit different and I like that. So this presumably is the lounge and it's dominated by this rather large machine in the center of the room. That's me Heidelberg's KLRS single colour offset printing press. What is it that you actually print? Words, motivational words for the team to stare at. Give me some examples, it all sounds very different and unusual. Okay, work, gun, axe, kick the busted.

If you aren't spewed up, you aren't turned up. More axes, balls are there to be kicked. More work, eight pie, kick, rush, shit. Wow, highly emotional images. And if you don't mind me saying quite unusual how would you get the shape of your beads or circular by the way. I shave it around a 15 out of 10 of John West Pineapple chunks. Now this is my kitchen. Yes I can see and it's dominated by that large machine on the centre table. What is that?

It's a roller-grill, Lepsixty Quartz turbo-convector pie oven, 24 standard pie capacity fully fan assisted. Is that all you eat then, pies? No turnips as well, keep your brain in check, don't they? Don't want to get high-faluting ideas like those foreign coaches with the buster and the sauces and their power boiled fucking hairs on us Thank you Sean and most a new jewel house a little bit different But I liked it. I wish you all the best then I stopped recording yeah, and that's the little extra cut out as play It's very good very good. I hope that comes back again. extra cut out of place. Very good, very good. I hope that comes back again. Do you like that show? Well, I'll be on again. Do you think?

Yeah, I think it might be. As long as I can make sure that it isn't just Steve McLaren doing that and you know, you know, a bit of a twist. As you know, I've been listening on the radio to a new show from Martin, for Homes Under the Hammer, where he visits famous footballers Homes. So this week he went to visit Jordan Anderson. So I terpted. Do do do do, ma ma ma ma Martin, do do, ma ma ma Martin, do do, ma ma ma ma Martin, ma Martin, hello I'm Martin from Hardsons of the Hammer and today I'm at the home of Jordan Anderson who plays football for the Liverpool Football Club team.

Knock, knock, knock. Oh, Christ, have I not peered? I'll get you a ladder. When's the gift shop won't you want catch me in the uni, Buggie? Are you really a pet man, might as well be, well, the cuts and that? Well, that's not news, you were greeting a bit different but like it. This must be the lounge. Tell me a bit about it. Carbets, yeah, mostly flat electric comes out of walls, see through her ears, windows are doing trust Emily but at least you would see a train coming

to have a chance to get the council in before I impact Lake Rodents, parasites, putty knife for after lake. I know what you mean and I like it. That's a rather big TV. Do you like TV and what they're sure on the TV when the TV is undue? Oh yeah, it's me favorite like different colours, certain movements, new friends, things you can buy, so they're more controlled, you know like how your hair grows like. Do you like a big pile of lampshanks in the corner? No one knows why they're there apart from the pub I do like it it's quite unusual a little bit different and this must be your kitchen I so pound to get in but I refunded that Got a hot box, spinning machine, water guns, flat floor, buzzing noise.

I had the heel-hate in a room before I leave it. I've got a galaxy ripple yum yum, pop a rumboar, rumboar, do your car or not. Thank you so much, Jordan, a mustard news. You allow us a little bit different, but one that I really like, I wish you all the best. Oh, I ate half of it! Um, so that was Jordan. So I like this new show of Martin's doing. It's good. It's definitely potential in it.

good, definitely potentially. I taped the latest episode of celebrity football as house with Martin from home. Oh good. Home's under the habit. So can I play that? Fresh player, yeah. Okay. Well hello boys and girls today I'm at the home of Mr. Phil Jones who plays for the United Footballers of Manchester Club. As you can see it's a detached house merely constructed from brick but with a roof made out of what would have paid to be pie crust. Must renew you a little bit different but I like it. I like it. Yeah. Martin. Hello, I'm Martin from Amorbs, I'm from the hammer. You must be full. It's filled Joneses house. Did I say that? You mentioned that, yeah. Right, filled Jones, you've got helped me with this one. It's filled Well, the old one is all but like... It's chocolate, right? Yeah. Right, hello, Marty. You've got help me with this one, it's...

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Cud at Monster. You've got a monster upstairs, I don't believe you. Well I've got a monster some more fool you. Well you've actually seen it? Nobody heard it, met gurgling, clanking sound. Might be just your radiators need bleeding. I've got any radiators, the monster, the mount? Fair enough, if I need a usual sight these days, you're actual house monster. But I've always liked them. Thank you. Right, this must be their kitchen.

I see you've got a child's plastic oven. And kitchen set. How cute is that? Is it your daughter's? No, what I cook on you silly appers. No, come on Phil, that's ridiculous. They're just toys. They're not toys.

My mum said so. She said, I'm very grown up and I can cook on them as good as a proper grown up chef. Most unusual. Thank you. But I like it. Well, thank you for showing me your house. Before I go, I'll go and add your stask.

Is your roof actually made of pie crust? Yutty pork pie crust, lard, water, flour? I thought so. A little bit different. I like it a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. Are you not worried that the monster will eat through it though? No, months help, monster only each kids. Oh, standard monster then. Thanks for having me and good luck. Thank you. So I pressed stop, yeah. Stop now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop. So did you think that was a good episode? It was up there with the others. Yeah. Yeah, high standard, high quality, yeah.

Oh, I thought you were being a little bit sarky then. No, no, I enjoyed it. Yeah, I enjoyed the monster and the reference to Pi. Tove my keen interest there. Very keen on monster sized pies, aren't you? I've Listen to the latest Martin Martin from on's under the Amazs Radio sure you know where he looks around the houses of Ferris, yeah, so I better play that and listen to that. Ma ma ma ma ma ma 10. Do do do do.

Ma ma ma ma ma ma 10. Do do do do ma ma ma ma ma 10. Do do do do. Ma ma ma ma ma 10. Ma ma ma 10. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Right, today I'm in the sorry home of X in drink football. Keep goalkeeping footballer David Seaman,

let's see if he's a tomb. Hello Martin from Orm's under the hammer. What are you laughing at? Nothing really though your hair looks like a fox's backside. nothing really though your hair looks like a fox is backside. What an unusual analogy a bit different but you know there's something about it that I like so this must be the lounge. It's a large open plan area with what a cool and naval theme is that because of your name? Seaman? Yes, my wife's idea. She's such a joker. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho to be different and what's that unusual thing in the display case? I'm the coffee table. That's my friend Martin. That my friend Martin is the famous ponytail that I had cut off in 2012. Yes, I can see that now.

You will well know that in the ponytail. It was your thing like what fox's head is my thing. Yes, they used to call me my little David. Oh, I see like my little pony. Yes, I suppose that is funny. Did they call you any other names? Yes, Dozy Dave, Duff Dave and Hot Balls. Hot Balls, that's what it used you on nickname,

a bit different, but I like it. And this must be your games room, pool table, table soccer, little drink, spar in the corner, do you spend much time in there? Never come in any more, it's like a tomb, a coffin for my youthful days. Can't see your kitchen, no let listeners love a nose around the kitchen.

No you can't. Why not David? That's where I've set up my money laundering operation. Really? No just banter. I don't have a kitchen. It was eaten by a giant metal spider last week. What a big spider that must have been. Probably an usual different but I like it. Thank you for Look! And David laughed for so long and with such intensity that he caused the commencement

of flying ant week. Oh, I wonder what I kicked that off. Well done him. David, same as him. Hey Andy, I've been listening to me favourite radio show, you know Martin from Homes Under The Homes, where I visit some of the famous people and this week it was Ari Rednapp. Why? So I'll just play the recording. Ma ma ma ma ma ten Do do do do Ma ma ma ma ma ma ten

Ma ma ma ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten What the fuck do you want you Erburt? Careful Erb, this has been recorded Shit Alright, morning from home's under the M on the old macker I love it to see you Come on in What a beautiful home This must be the lounge.

What a lovely decal. Yeah well that's all down at Sandra but I never talk about her because she's my sweetheart. Love of my life. Come on through my darling from heaven. My in this is Sandra. Hello. Right get us, this is my gig. And make us buy for cup as rosy leaf. Rosy leaf, that's a unusual name for tea. A bit different, but a like it. You have a floral sofa, floral curtains and a floral palmit on your TV. Is that Sandra's taste. No, that's me. I love flowers because I'm a soppy old sweetheart with a lot of gold. Sarge is the only thing I love more than flowers and puppies. It's much, oh, it's lovely. See how much you are in love. After all these years, it's very unusual these days but

I like it. Sarge, there's my fucking tea. You better look there, you don't utter or Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ya ya, that you. Oh yeah, me and Sandra sit there for hours, holding hands and eating pie and mashing. Damn Rowley, Paulie, we used to just like we always was. Here's your tea, Harry. Well, I don't add him and stay this. Call that a proper old down the work, we're in class cover. It's this week as a trumpers, also.

Get a new one, I've got a frower's dry as a trumpers arsehole, get a new ball on, I've got a frown as dry as a lizard's chin! Yes Harry, a lizard's chin, that's an unusual turn of this, a bit different but to like it, so this must be the kitchen and there's Sandra Manning the kettle. Yeah bar down talk about Sandra though Sansa though. Did you know that Sansa is my rock, my bike bean. We do everything together apart from the cleaning and the cooking and the ass work and the shopping and all that nonsense. Sansa does that because I'm just a useless shopper. I'll diamond. Here's your copper. It's still care Harry. Now darling, this is shit stone with an handle. Star game. But the, can I just explain that it's a largely white kitchen with marble work surfaces and a lovely laminated wood floor?

The main feature is a large kitchen island in Black Granite. Is this where you sit and tell Sandra you're incredible stories, Ari? No, that would be lost on her. Would you tell me one though? Yeah, listen up. I was once in an ageing suffers with Soul Campbell, and the agent said he wanted another five grand per week. I said, what, you want drugs or something?

You take in the piss, and I walked out of the room. Ha, ha, ha, unbelievable or what? That's quite a tale, Harry, just lacking a bit of content, which is unusual, but alike. Is this cup any better Harry? No, looks like a chim's fart! Start again! Well, thank you for showing me around your home Harry. Shall I say goodbye to Sandra? No, she's busy, I'm clear off of getting her cut mate. You look like a whole-tip badger. I'm only joking. I'm lovely. Thank you Harry and good luck. There we are. Harry Reddnup. Harry Reddnup looking over the English channel with his wife Sandra. Rosy Lee. What a word to spend your day.

Ma ma ma ma ma ma Martin. Do do do. Ma ma ma ma ma Martin. Ma ma. Ten ten ten ten ten. Yeah, I tapped it and it was in, you know, visiting the homes of celebrity footballers. And this week it was ex manager, Ian all the way. Yeah.

Hello. Welcome to Damat the home of ex Blackpool and QPR Football Management Man Ian Holloway and I'm a spedmit! I'm a bit surprised by what to see. Let me describe it to you. It's what looks like a former stable, a tractor shed, it's all overgrown,

and the windows are covered by what can only be described as Aldi, carrier bugs. They're a huge side of battles everywhere, which is a bit unusual, but I have to say I like it. What you don't want your thieving blow off? It's me Martin from Holmes under the hammer.

We arranged to see you home. Oh, are you remember? Come on in and you'll make yourself home. You want a jugga cider and a mookie book? No, I'm alright, thanks. I see you're not wearing any trousers in. Just a short baggy shirt or a smock. Is that your look?

It's unusual, but a lackey. Or you must have left them in a ditch last night on the way home from the tractor rally. I needed a dump and I got caught short. Would you like some Branson? No, I'm alright, thanks. So it's just the one room you've got to think or maybe it's a trough more like in the corner a lot of

straws drool about and a lot of fermentation battles where do you sleep? I never sleep when I'm alone that's when they get you who gets you what you haven't about Ian The cider monkeys. They come at night and steal your cider and some say if they see an opening, they'll give you a bummin'. Ha ha ha ha ha. What an unusual,

and my, I say, irrational fear. So I say the kitchen. I only eat cold tin food when I'm in here. If I'm out in a boat, I might have a nice pub lunch. I like crab very much and I like sausages. What about a hot drink like to your coffee? Oh my fear that's a nice creamy hot chocolate. I'll stick the soda things.

It keeps my mind away from the monkeys. One last thing Ian. What have you covered over your windows with carrier bags? I'm not saying I don't like it, but it is a bit unusual to reflect the light on my beautiful legs, so I look like the double-cane of the oval. Fair enough, you do have lovely legs. Well thank you for having me, Ian and good luck, fuck off. Well did you say, Noppin?

That's what a class I recorded that well. Yeah, you had to figure it over the record, but when that came on, very good. Thank you. So, Holmes and the hammer was on this week. Did you record it? Yes, of course I record it. This one is recorded. Is there anything else but Wav and MP3?

There's M4 years and there's this Flock files but they're like really, really big. Oh right. Bigger than a Wav. Okay, well it's a quality. It's a wav. It's a wav. Yeah And so I turned it so it's you know, it's Martin from homes under the hammer Yeah, and he goes to visit firm as football as ours is right this way you went to Peter Bay's these house. Oh nice. Oh Hello, Martin from arms under the hammer. Don't come in and I must say it is very nice to see you. Would you like a nice boiled egg?

Oh Peter, what's out of this footpeg? What an annuge, what an annuge, you want an initial gambit that was? A bit different if you don't mind me saying. What a like it! Yes, I will have a boiled egg. It sounds scrummy. Are you talking to your miserable dial? It's Martin from Holmes under the hammer. Sorry, so that was... No, it's Martin from Holmes under the hammer. Don't be fucking daphth your delundish spoke.

Hello, love it's me, Martin from Horm's under the hammer. Come and have a look. I've come to have a look at you, wonderful horn. Oh, hello Martin. Has the spooky baby offered you a thurchy by wherever welcome. I assure you he will make the yellow very for her. Hello well yeah well he offered me a boil they got silly how

fuck on typical of that fucking lady prick he should not buy now that a boiler is inappropriate at this time of tear. Would you like to change to a nice foreign boy? I don't mind, I'm easy. Yes, me too. Fetch Matting, a couple of foreign boyches, bankers, and do not fork about. So, this is the whole way I see. It's a dawn with pictures of

pictures career on one side. An images of what can only be described as egg dishes on New York, though, that's very unusual, but I like it. I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it. I like it. Here we go. Portion, I love it, I like it, I like it, here we go. Pushing all over the way.

Oh, Martin, you are welcome for this. I'm a real man unlike my former New South Husband. Yes, the friend pitches of the egg dishes are some of my personal favorites, egg and chips, pity to omelette, open to our bacon crust sandwich, expigetti and egg for and for yum. I wouldn't look at pictures of peat with amoea, they might turn your for and stomach, come through into the lounge. My or whatever news you will room, I'll describe it today. It's got a very large TV, currently showing policing to sectors and facing that is a sage-green surfer.

There's a coffee table in front of the surfer and a brown carpet and to be honest that's about it. Yes, this is my princess's viewing room and the sofa is made through own. Occasionally Peter is allowed in to deliver me eggs or have a quick screw around on me fronties. Forgive me for saying but the sofa is absolutely filthy. Yes, it's largely eggs,ilage and no other seepage. It hardens over time and it's nice to pick out a jordan, for example a tense interrogation scene in Copscourt on 4th and 5th. A bit unusual for a tv snack, very different, but do you know what I like it? Tell me about the stands on the carpeting front of this upper. All the stuff like blood, like a crime scene.

Oh, no, the only, yeah, a crime committed in my house and my husband's orphan, 400 nukes. It's not blood, it's just leg ketchup, it makes me swore and leg. It's quite crunchy when it dries, which is nice, you know, when you've got an H.E. for, I'm forch. Shall we go into the kitchen and see how Peter's getting on? If we fucking must. Oh Martin from Orm's and the Hammer of Love. So, describe the kitchen to our listeners, Peter. That's a good lat. Errrr, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Lookin' at me like I'm just sayin' like an advocate in your book. Either way, it's quite a spectacle. Err, or your porches are nearly done. How'd you like them, Martin? Or nice, fermioc, for me, please. And lots of salt and pepper to help with me hangover.

Fermiocs! Ferm, fuck amniocs! As your mind turns fuckin co-echanic! That's how I like them, there's nothing unusual about that, is there? Ooh, eh, I'm afraid in this house, mate, then it's our way or the highway. And our way is very fucking runny. How dare you insult the Princess Canal? Get out of here before I love you so

fucking hard! Your knackers will deflate and you'll wake up in either prevents covered in bare shit. Oh, message you say, Floudering Claire, I must say that's a very unusual threat, a bit different but I like it, so thank you both and good luck you're a good lad pay them now through those port he's in the next year doors for Gengar I can see if they have took a turn or a fan okay and that was the end of the end of the the wild press stop yeah wow you'll enjoy that one out of the end of the wav, press stop. Wow, I mean, enjoy that. I love the Princess Carol, I'm going to buy a boat on their Colour of Princess Carol.

That's my dream now. Well, as you know, Andrew, I always listen to Martin from Ohms Under the Amher. He's read your show where he takes a look around famous football people's homes. Right. It would rye Hodgson this week, you know, so I recorded it and I loved it until MP3. And MP3, did you convert that from a wav? No, straight MP3. Did you record a straight MP3?

And it's straight MP3. Were you not concerned about the slight degradation in sound quality? I am, and you'll witness that coming up. Okay. Let's, I'll play it for you. Do it. Ma, ma, ma,'ll play it for you. Do it. So, first up, it snuck on the door. Okay.

Who the fuck are you, what do you want? It's me, Martin, from Holmes under the hammer. Come have a look around your home! Who sent you? Been taking? Can I get a heads up with my wooden mishap? I think, what was that? Wa-ma!

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Yes, I commissioned the paintings from an artist in Romania. Sorry, why you were? Romania! Romania! Romania! That's Grimglet Ironhide. The bird with the metal takes to Ziva Queen. And that one is Kurt Helmburg,

Grandmaster of the Ragsgard Knights. His armor is virtually impeligible unless some quick EG Andross towns end is equipped with a magic potion. They're very nice Roy. Now this must be your living room. No windows, just artificial lights and it's dominated by two tables of walking and only I've rocked and I only did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did Let's see, realisation of Bifurcule Hallways. So, toy soldiers. No, absolutely not toy soldiers. Absolutely, Arroy. What's the difference between these and a toy soldier

I'm at by from a toy shop? Well, he's a far more expensive, look, 20 times more expensive. So, expensive toy soldiers, then. That's the unusual choice to build 20 times over the odds for a toy soldier. Did it raise the LEGO pack? A bit different, but I like it!

Do you play on your own or with some lovely friends? I'll mostly play with Wolf with Zahar, but a techie and then just hands in. What's in it? I'm gonna go against their fella for more to shift. Go chew out! Chowd! Chew out! T-m-chow! Yes, go chew it out! Chowd! Chowd! Get out, chowd! Yes, go chew, bro!

It's meant to be a decent player though, I hear through the grapevine. He relies too heavily on his orcs. Should be a quick victory for yours, truly. So, do you have a kitchen? We could have a look at it. No, no need for one. I survive on War Emmer Wreshing Packs. It's on freeze-dry and packaged with the War Emmer W

Could I have a look at? No, no need for one. I'll survive on War Emmer Wreshing Packs. It's on Freeze Joy and Package with the War Emmer Wivui. Heh heh heh. What happened with Wivui? War Emmer Wivui! W-Wiv-Wivui? War Emmer Wivui!

Oh, look, just fuck off out of it! Well, yeah, I've got to read up on some more tactics for two owner rides. Well, you like some Freeze Joy and Amble to speed you up on your way and what exactly is that right? Oh It's a such a rainy and burrowing insect predator. Nate them to the desert to the death world. Very tasty. How unusual a bit different but to like it

Thank you, Roy and thank you for showing me around your most unusual Good luck! Woooow! Bada! Woooow! Waaam! Woooow! Bye!

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