Athletico Mince - The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Mick McCarthy's just coming in right? Can I just say if Mick McCarthy does any shouting or can you just move your head away from the mic? So you need to ask him, all right, Mick, how are you doing? Right. Yeah. And then the next one is anyone in particular. Right. And the next one, anyone you're okay with. Right. Okay. So what are they, Andrew? Hi, Mick, how are you doing? Anyone in particular? Yeah. Anyone you're okay with? Yeah. Thank you. Right. So, oh, oh, is this coming in?

It's McAathy. It's McAathy. All right, Mick, how are you doing? What's it to you? You're busted. Oh, oh, is this coming in? It's McAfee. It's McAfee. All right, Mick, how you doing? What's it to you, you bastard? If you must know, I've fed up, I've fed up a bastard. Anyone in particular? Well, you, you're a bastard. Roy Keane's a bastard, but at least he knows he's a bastard.

Bad, bad potato waffles. Not a person, but still Boston's people who wear lots Boston's in another way what a Boston be a grooming the work of a Boston Bosch coffee shops full of Boston's Ipswich fans of Boston's knowledge fans of Boston's footballers all of themgest packet of bastards I've ever come across! That bloke next to you, Bob Mortimer! Turtle Bastard! Oh, I forgot what it was.

Anyone you're okay with? Anyone you're okay with, Mick? Sinita! She's not a bastard! The wives are out midweek! And that's it, the rest of you is a bastard! The wives are out midweek and that's it! The rest of you are bastards! Thanks Mick! Mick McCarthy's on his out there. Shall we invite him in? Yes, we'll get Mick in again. Yeah.

Here he comes. Here he is. So, Mick. Right, Mick, nice to have you back on the podcast. Trying not to shout into the microphone this week, Mick. What have you been up to since we last spoke to you, Mick? What's up, Tio? You're busted! I just thought the listeners might be, you know, interested.

Oh, clever bastard, aren't you? Got all the bastard answers. Why should I give a shit about your listeners? Right, pack of bastards, if you ask me. Podcasts are for bastards. My dad wrote a poem, or what sort of a bastard would listen to that? I'll tell you what sort. A massive bastard sort. No such thing as a fish. Pack of saline bastards.

Now, sure. Now, that's what I call the work of a Bastard Circus! You know in a very good mood that they are going to... No, Bastard! Not the Bastard tire on me! Bastard of a car punching on me right here! To this house of Bastards! That Bastard thing I called me for and I had run out to abuse the Bastard! So I had to get on my knackered bastard knees

and put the spare on the bastard. Well we appreciate it Mick you're here now. I don't know what a bastard mistake that was. You got a cup of coffee the size of a bastard mouse is at and it cost me nine on five bastard quid. Cosmyn ion ffordd, yn ffordd, yn ffordd! Y blwyserfyddiad yn rhan i'w ffordd! Fydd y byddio'r bwyserfyddiad, ac mae'n ffordd ymlaen i'w bwyserfyddiad. Mae'n ffordd, yn ffordd! Mae'r ffordd ymlaen i'w bwyserfyddiad!

Ac mae'n ffordd o'r bwyserfyddiad o'r Llywodraeth, Warnoch, Tartolin, Dylech, Crippi, Bwyserfyddiad! Mae'n bwyserfyddiad o'r ffordd! Warlock, Tottenham, Diley, Creepy Bastard, I told them both to fuck off! Can I ask you about your plans? No you bastard, can't, I'm going back to see that bearded coffee bastard! What for? Call him a bastard, because him and his beard are bastards, good bye! You want to see him Mick?

Bye Mick. It would have been a brief one mate. It's come a long way just for that, didn't it? Man, a life! Well, that was nice to catch up with Mick there. What's his catchphrase, you think, Andrew? Bastard! Seems to me, innit? Here comes Mick McCarthy. Oh, aye-aye.

Hello, Mick. Thanks for joining us again in the studio. Well, can you make that a bit more convincing? What do you mean? Do you know, like... Oh, look, here's Mick. Come in, Mick Oh he is Mick, hello Mick McCarthy, sit yourself down. Oh you two bastards! I've just been down the tube station and they say I need a bastard oyster card or some bastard called a travel card before I can get on the Bastard tube to London Bastard Zoo to see the Bastard bands! Alright, Mick, calm down you just queue up at the ticket office and you ask for one

Queue up? You take me for a Bastard you Bastard! I haven't got time to queue up Queuing up is for Bastards!! What a bastard of a day! Mick, you can just scan your credit card at the turnstile thing. I haven't got a credit card! I don't trust the bastards! I can't eat cash! You know where you are with a bastard coin! You can look at the bastard, touch the bastard, read what the bastard says its value is, plastic is for bastards, big bastards at that! Look, you can have my travel card, are you?

Sorted then, no thanks to you too, bastards! Hey, is that bastard thing there, the microphone? Yeah it is. Well get out of the bastard way you fating and I'll sing you my song! What's it called? BASTARDS! Alright, take it away Mick! BASTARDS!

BASTARDS! Bastards! Get out, piss off, and mick macarvy! Fuck off, dog on, do what you told! Get up, sit down, keep your mouth shut! You're just another bastard! Bastards! Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! Get off my fucking land! Get out piss off and make me curvy! Do what I do to get out of my side! Back off, you're gone, don't speak to me, you're just another bastard!

I'm it, you're not, have a look at yourself, listen, don't speak and do as you're told, I'm hide yourself, stop shitting yourself and shut your fucking mouth! Bastards! Bastards! Bastards! Bastards! Stink your credit card, open your eyes! That's it, that's it, you bastard! Well, thanks Mick. That's it, I'm done. Right, what are you going to the zoo for Mick?

Call the bears a pack of bastards! See ya! Thanks Mick, bye bye. Hey, come on let's get Mick in. Let Mick in. How you doing Mick, alright? How you doing bastard? What do you want Mick? I've got something to tell you! What's that Mick? You're a bastard! And this Middlesbrough Bastard is a bastard too! Alright, thanks for that Mick. Have you got a new job yet? No I haven't! Do either of you bastards want a fight? No at the minute Mick. Why do you think you haven't got a job yet Mick? Felly mae'n gwybod, Mekr. Felly mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, from any of them, especially the top bastard who's usually fangin' about in a bastard

yacht in the middle of some bastard ocean! Well that's a shame Mick, well look we'd better get on with the show actually Mick. Fuck off you cheeky bastard, I'll go when I'm Bastard already! Anyway I want to do some of that observational Bastard comedy stuff. Shift oooore! Have you ever Bastard noticed? I say have you ever, have you, as a Bastard, have you ever noticed that the Bastard detergent John your basted washing machine always gets clogged up like a basted have you noticed that your basteds water basted have you ever basted noticed that the basted bin men come every basted week except for the one basted time you actually remember put the bast bastard bin out and the bastards have already been. Have you noticed that you're busted?

What a bastard! Hey Mick, maybe you should use what a bastard is your catchphrase. Hey a bastard, well in fact I'll call me Edinburgh Observation Comedy Show. What a bastard! What's it gonna be about Mick? Bastards! See ya! See ya mate. ya, Mick. Say bye. Bye, Mick.

There he goes. Ah, D-Mick. Wonder if he's off to London Zoo again. I hope so. Yeah, he's got the heart of a lion and a lifetime band from his local zoo. Get it. Another joke there. Yeah.

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Look, we've got a special guest over in Outside Andrew. Have we? Who's that then? Mick McAfee. Can you see him? Well, I can hear him. Look we've got a special guest over in Outside Andrew. Have we? Who's that then? Mick McCarthy. Can you see him? Well I can hear him.

Hey Andy's got his al-sation. Jesus Christ. How you Mick? All right you pair of bastards! How you Mick? You look a bit rough. Yeah bastard do! I spent last night on the bastard streets in the the doorway of Clark's The Bastard Show Shop.

Eh? Oh come on Mick. Some Bastard nicked me wallet and me Bastard phone. When you say Bastard, do you mean Ian Holloway? Yeah, that's the Bastard. We were drinking a bottle of his own bro Bastard of a cider and he did a run-o with me bastard bum bag! You were a bum bag, Mick! Doesn't every bastard in the London button a bastard? Oh yeah, but I can just kind of imagine you wearing one.

Well, a bastard! Do you, little bastard? It's a one-off bastard special! If any of your bastard listeners are offered it by a bastard herber in the pub, then they should tell me and I'll arrange a fight with the bastard. Well, it shouldn't be Holloway you're angry with. You mean it should be I do someone else? Yeah, Holloway is a dead bastard walking, but I want me busted. Bum back back you bastards! Right, well how would our listeners recognise us? It's white with blue letters! And what are the letters say, Mick?

One word, bastards! Can you lend me my chain fair or I'm your fat bastards! How much do you need? Eighty bastard quid! Ah, sorry I'm skinned. Yeah, I'm the same Mick. O, gwybod! Mae'n gwneud o'r hollwyr arall, nes yw'r rhynstau. Yr ymwneud!

Yn ymwneud! Mae'n gwybod o'r ymwneud! Mae'n gwybod o'r hollwyr! Ymwneud? Cyddiwch yn ymwneud? Mae'n gwybod o'r hollwyr! Felly, mae'n gwybod! Felly, Mick! Mae'n gwybod o'r hollwyr, yn ymwneud, yn ymwneud. Felly! Yn ymwneud? See ya lads! See ya Mick! See ya Mick! God it's all fashion stunk innit?

Woah! Bacon? You know what? Probably yeah, maybe even colour bacon! Oh Andy, Andy look! Mick McCarthy get him in the only of the door. Alright, oh yeah. Hello Mick. Yeah, come in, have a seat. How you make? Sit down. No, starting thanks, chairs are for lazy bastards Right, what are you doing in London? Look at it all the bastards. Do you not like London then? No, it's full of bastards wearing clobber that makes them look bigger bastards than the bastard are

Have you come down for a meeting or something? I'm doing talk sport with that Bastard Age Endurham. He's the Bastards Bastard that Bastard. What do you want to talk to you about Mick? He wants me to slag off hip switch. You're going to do that then? Yeah, because it's a club of Bastards, followed by Bastards and owned by Bastards. Fair enough. Are you enjoying managing Ireland?

Not really. Why not? I've a guess. Because to retain the Bastards? No, because of the travel. I've either of you lads got some glow. What you want glow for Mick? To Bastards sniff it, or fancy getting high.

No, sorry Mick, I've got the glow. Fair of Bastards. Do you think Adrian Durham will have any Bastards glow? Hy! No, sorry Mick, I've got the glue. Oh, pair of bastards! Do you think Adrian Durham will have any bastard glue? Don't it Mick! Bastard of a man! Right, I can't stand there talking to your bastards all day. Better get myself something a bastard is! What are you going to eat Mick?

A great big bowl of bastard rice crisps please! And a fried onion in those he bastard! Oh, see you Mick! Y grwp bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn bwll yn He wants to have some glue with us. Well, since he's brought it up, I wouldn't mind myself, but we haven't got any, have we? Maybe next time. There's Mick McCarthy as well, shall we get him in? Get him in. Oh, Mick. Go on, son. Oh, thank you, Mick.

All right, Mick. Oh, are you pair of bastards? Are you, Mick? How come we help you, there? I've come to laugh a tip switch. What a pack of bastards? Are you a Mick? How come we help you to do that? I've come to laugh at it, Switch. What a pack of useless bastards! They're not doing very well since you left on it. Do you know why that is?

Not really, no. Because of a bookie to bastards that couldn't spot a non-bastard if he was standing in a bastard bedroom with a arm not a bastard written on his forehead BASTARDS! Well you're the island manager now, don't dwell on it switch! Don't tell me what to dwell on you bastard! Who do you think you are the French prince of Bastards?

Oh sorry. Do you have a nice Christmas Mick? No! What's up, why not? Cos Christmas is a bastard! Design for bastards who have nothing better to bastard do than sit on the bastard arse his bro and toads! Did you say much of your family Mick? No! Why not? Cos they are lazy bastards who can't be bothered

to get in their bastard clown cars and make a bastard effort. Bastards are lots of them. Have you ever thought Mick, you know, might be you who's the bastard? Yes, I am! Do you know what did you reckon? I am! I'm a bastard! Biggest bastard on the Bastard Block if you ask me you're bastard! Well, thanks for popping in Mick! No bastard problem! You obvious bastard! I'm a bastard of a new year! I'll sell you it!

See Mick? Fine Mick, he had a bit of a spring of his step, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, new Mick. There's Mick McCaffey. He's over else at the door. Yeah, get him in. See what he wants. Right, stop, open down. Hello, Mick.

How ya, Mick? How you doing? Awful, just bastard. Awful, like a bastard. Mick? How ya Mick, how you doing? Awful, just bastard, awful like a bastard. Why, what's the problem? Everyone and everything I see is a bastard. Coffee, four quid, bastards. Car park in 12 quid, bastards. Lock tight, five quid for the tiny Bastard Tube Bastards! Cream Bastard Ons where the cream doesn't reach the Bastard tip

over the Bastard On Baker Bastards. Shall I go on? No that's alright Mick, so how can we help you? I want to do a Bastard podcast like that lanky Bastard Peter Crouch! Where do I Bastard start? Well get yourself a co-presenter I reckon Mick, it's a lot easier. Mae'r pwg ar y llanchi, Pater Croach! Gwydwch chi'n bwstod! Mae'n gweithio'r cyfrwysgol yn ymddiol, rydyn ni'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio! Mae'n gweithio! Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio! Mae'n hollwyr? Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio!

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fat Northern Busteds. Say you Mick. Say you Mickie. I've managed to secure an exclusive interview with Mick McCarthy. Hello Mick. As you know he's just been appointed as manager of Cardiff. I've just got to zoom up with Badger from Infinity Rocket Plastics who's setting up the link. I'm going to second. Badger, alright Badger, how are you doing? I'm doing fine thank you an absolute razor back as always and how does today find a fuser Dawson of Sunderland? I'm fine I'm fine thanks Badger yeah and thanks for that infinity neighborhood wireless router. No problem

Alcinurita are you sucking free Wi-Fi from all your neighbors with great greed and satisfaction? Oh yeah that's amazing! How does it know all the passwords? That's for me to know and you to enjoy, the less you know the safer you are. The name's James Badger. James Badger. So, are you ready for your live link? Yeah, yeah, I think we'd better do that, yeah. Oh, there he is. Hello! Mick! Mick Mick can you hear me loud and clear you bastard so Cardiff Mick you're looking forward to it not really no

why not because they're a pack of bastards well why did you take the job then because the Cyprus bastards gave us a bastard. That doesn't mean you had to go to Cardiff then. Are you alright, Mick? No, I've got a cough, it's a bastard. Well, no other bastard, wouldn't it me? And anyway, all clubs are bastards, so what's the bastard difference? Have you, have you had time to identify what the problem is at Cardiff, Mick? Yeah, it's staying you in your bastard face. And what is the problem? The owners are bastard, the players are bastards, Yn ystod yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud. Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud? Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud, ymwneud yn ymwneud, ymwneud yn ymwneud, ac ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud.

Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud? Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud, Mick. Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud? Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud? Yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud, ac mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'r gwahanol yma i'r gwahanol yma i'r gwahanol a'r gwahanol yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yma i'r gwahanol. Felly mae'n gweithio'n gwahanol? Felly mae'n gweithio'n gwahanol. Mae'r ffordd yn ymwneud yn ymwneud.

Mae'r gwahanol yma yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud yn ymwneud, ac mae'n gweithio'n gwahanol i'r gwahanol, ac mae'n gweithio'n gwahanol i'r gwahanol i'r gwahanol, to select Bastards who then play like Bastards and the Lord of Bastards turn up to clap the Bastardry as if being a Bastard wasn't to be every other Bastard! Do you want to have a little cough there Mick? No I'm alright, I'm alright you Bastard. So have you got a message for the Cardiff fans then Mick? Yeah yeah stop me in a pack of bastards!

Good support Newport! That's it I'm off! Adios you bastard! Oh see ya Mick! The Badger has entered the room as the McCarthy has ended his link Is there anything else I can do for you my good fellow of the stout? Yeah you couldn't hack into the Anfield Tunnel CCTV and get some audio from that barney between Klopp and Shaw and Daesh could you? I could and I will. I'll

ping it to you when I win it. Good travels my liege! Nice hearing from Mick, wasn't it? That was lovely. Yeah that was nice day from Mick. It's nice to know that he hasn't really changed his philosophy since he was at Sunland in 2004 because that was kind of what we had back then as well. Get ready for puck drop at Bet MGM, an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey League. BetMGM.com for terms and conditions. Must be 19 years of age or older to wager, Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have any questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact CONNECTS Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge.

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