Aunty Donna Podcast - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 4

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

This week it’s the Fourth Edition of 30 Minutes of Straight Fire as Broden, Mark and Zach rap about their new TV show, Aunty Donna’s Coffee Café, available to stream now on ABC iView. Join The Au...nty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 LISTEN ART Get a legends and welcome to another rip-out episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week it's the fourth edition of 30 Minutes of Straight Fire as Broden, Mark and Zach wrap about their new TV show, Anti-Donna's Coffee Cafe, available to stream now on ABC Ivy. Remember, if you're loving the Anti-Donna pod, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video versions at antidenoclub.com. Enjoy the podcast! Yeah, listen to the only Donna Podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Bro, I'm like attacking sometimes and guess. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Get it, hit it. Yeah. 2023. Sorry, I came out of my ass. Farts. Yeah, hit it Yeah Sorry, I came out of my ass Farts Yeah 30 minutes of straight fire for your decals and asses and pussy's
Starting point is 00:00:57 Glow come on mother sure here. Yeah. Yeah. It's the 30 minute fire Yo, would you like to set up what this one is about? You're just faffing on, I don't know what, it's about. This episode's about coffee cafe. You're gonna watch it, you're gonna say, hey, hey, ha ha ha, you're gonna laugh a lot, who? We're gonna wrap about it so you're watching N2, watch it N3, watch it N4.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Maybe I need if you want to, I don't really call. Bonamanaana, Subinamana, someone help me, Brunn Kelly, how do you do? Yeah, we're talking about coffee cafe today We're gonna talk about it all the way We're gonna tell you all the things about a new show If you're not from Australia Oh no!
Starting point is 00:01:39 It's by Auntie Dee That's you and me and me You Broden Kelly and Zach Ruayne and me. It's about three friends who run a cafe. It's pretty good, hey? What's going on today? We're gonna talk about the show coffee cafe, and if you don't like that, then you can just go away
Starting point is 00:02:01 because we're gonna show you things and talk about the show, and if you don't like that then you can just say no no when stop listening now, stop you silly cow, get the fuck out of here, I don't want to see your fucking face, you're a fucking disgrace, all over the place, I'm gonna spray you with mace and then have a taste of you. Asshole. Put my tongue in your ass hole. Tung in your ass, tongue in your ass. Like a farce, huh? I'm tongue in your ass.
Starting point is 00:02:30 It's a six-part series from Auntie Don on ABC. I view, I know, wanna watch it all. Watch it galore. Barbeque's galore. Piss in my ass. Piss in my ass. Piss out my ass from my dick in my bum. And piss and shit out with so much fun. We're talking today about our little show,
Starting point is 00:02:55 but if you've not seen the show, well don't say, oh no, because there's not gonna be spoilers today. In fact, I give it five minutes or so before we move on to a different topic gonna move on then we'll throw a lick through the fields. A flowers and love because that's what I want talk about now. Throw licking through fields is lots of fun. It's the thing to do, but not sit on your bum. Watch a TV, play a video games?
Starting point is 00:03:32 No, that's not cool. Walk outside. Look at the sun and look at the stars. Something cool is doing that. Laying on the couch and eating crisps. That's no way to live. It's not cool at all. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Get outside, play with friends and put your phone away. Video games on the couch eating crisps. That's not fun. Get outside and play game. A little bit about how the show was made. I'm gonna tell you about it today. It was written in a room shot on a set. It was an edited in a different room.
Starting point is 00:04:17 And the music was done in a different room. And some of the stuff was done in other rooms. Have my rooms! Wait in the show, why did you tell us? go where you go? get, I'm in it, get in it well I'll tell you right now the ADR was done in a room and we waited between shots in a room and the cafe was a set which was a room
Starting point is 00:04:43 but no it had a roof so technically it was a room What about the shots me shot outside there? Remember we shot them all outside? What do we want about it? You're talking about one of their other rooms. So what are you gonna do there? Who? A lot of the shots that we shot outside we had to pass through a room to get to outside So the pool bit in episode five had to pass through the foyer which is our room and the school bit in episode 4 had to shoot in the principal's office which is technically a room. Tell me Mark when you drive to the set to shoot outdoors. Well here's the question When you're driving in a little car
Starting point is 00:05:26 Well, is that car a room with wheels? No, no, no, that's a stupid thing to say That's a fucking dumb thing to say Don't you ever say that again If you call a car a room again I'll fucking cut you up I'll fucking take you through And I'll fucking cut you up
Starting point is 00:05:44 A room is not a car A room is not a car. A room is not a car. It's very, very far that a room isn't a car. To say a room's a car, I say na-na-na, because a room is a room and a car is a car. But a park, my car, in a room? A garage room? Where I put Maka!
Starting point is 00:06:06 Correct! After a hard day! Shirtin' in a room? The room that's in a room? The studio room! A garage is a bedroom for a car, you see? It's where your car keeps these things like undies. And a bedroom is a room where I go sleepy!
Starting point is 00:06:24 Sleepy in my bedroom. That's for me If I was a car and cars were in rooms then my bedroom would be a garage room Wow, this is cool talking about rooms all this talk cover rooms. Well, I'm a fan But I've got a type of car that I think is a room. You can put a mattress in it and I'm a fan. That type of car? Of course, my friend. Well, that type of car is a great big fan. A van can be a room. If you turn it into a room, you can put a bed in there and say that's my bedroom yeah it's a van it's got wheels but it's fun all the deals I love deal or no deal wish that I could go on that show and no whether not what the case where is the
Starting point is 00:07:16 case what's the case with the money what's the money with the case I want to pick that one there then I'll go on the chase I'll do. There, then I'll go on the chase. I'll do deal no deal, then I'll go on the chase. Then I'll go on millionaire, hot seat after that. And then I'll do mind, what's mind, mind masters, mastermind, mastermind. I'll do mastermind. I wear shoes when I go outside, so I don't step on things that will make me cry.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Broken glass, a dirty syringe. Leggo on the floor, I don't inch. Me or Walk, I bear for you see because I like to feel like a silly monkey. I walk around with no clothes or shoes Then they put me in jail Say you are a fool I like to get freezer bags Piss in those bags Put her mama feet
Starting point is 00:08:14 Freeze the bags And my feet then a walk around with piss shoes Because that's a free shoe That comes out your body Well you're paying for the bags And you're paying for the drinks and you're paying for the drinks. Wrong, I found the bags on the street. You're dick.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Well, tickle me wrong. I was wrong about that. You've got some thrifty shoes, which is pissing a bag. Would you like some piss shoes, boys? I got them in stacks. I got them in stacks. I could give you some piss shoes. No, thank you. I don't want piss shoes, I'd rather wear a runner's or boots.
Starting point is 00:08:51 But the shoes may from your very own piss, I'd never give you my piss and freeze them into your shoes. But we've got celebrity piss ads, well I can get your piss from LeBron James. How'd you get the frozen piss from LeBron? I was putting my mouth in his toilet, you shlong? I snuck in his toilet, open my mouth, then piss in my mouth, and spat it into a bag. Video games and lots of crisps. What are you doing? Go outside.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Coffee cafe. What? Coffee cafe. What's this? Coffee cafe. Coffee cafe. I've never heard of this coffee cafe. Is it a type of cafe where they serve coffee, hey?
Starting point is 00:09:42 No, it's a brand new show on ABC and if you go with your eyes, you can see. It's kind of fun, this coffee cafe but I'd much rather walk in the fields of hay. Jesus said, your body is a temple. I don't think temples play video games. Horses eat hay. Horses eat hay. Temple I don't think temples play video games horses eat hey Hey
Starting point is 00:10:09 Hey Horses eat hey Horses eat hey Here we go, what do you say I'm a horse motherfucker round a fuck you here a fuck you there I'm a motherfucker horse driving the race. I'm racing the race and got a little chocky sit somewhere back And I'm a race you horse in running around and I'm breaking my leg, and then they kill me, put me down, I'm a horsey, look at me, go, horsey, horsey, look at my slow. Tiny little man, on my back, he's really small, scary like a sack of bees, if you put them on your knees,
Starting point is 00:10:42 put the bees on your knees, if you please. Never put a bag of bees on your knees, put the bees on your knees if you please. Never put a bag of bees on your knees unless you want stings. For me, no, please. I've got an idea. Freeze the bag of bees. Put them on your feet. Now you've got some shoes. Now we're on to something of frozen bag of bees.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Wear them as shoes and kickikikiki he is. Now that's an idea that I can get around a bag of frozen bees. You won't be a clown. Nay nay nay, I'm a horsey you see. I don't want shoes made out of bees. I got a little metal thing and nail it to my hoof and that's my shoe and none of you losers have nails for your shoe. That's because
Starting point is 00:11:33 your loses nail your shoe. Pooh! Pooh! Pooh! Oh that's an idea that I could do. Take the poop, freeze the poop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And guess what, it's now, now it's a shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make the poop mold to your feet. Yeah. Freeze the poop. Now it's shoes on your feet.
Starting point is 00:11:58 And a different type of shoe. Different type of shoe. P and B's and poo Different top shoes All you need is a bag and you can make shoes All you need is a bag you can make shoes out of anything you want even a block Make a block
Starting point is 00:12:22 Make it a shoe and I'm doing. Make it a shoe. And then do it all. Make a shoe. Freezing in it. But you gotta be careful in case you feed a warm cause your shoe will melt. It will melt. Don't wanna have your shoe melt then you're in the back. Now tell me, BJ, tell me, Zach, what kind of shoes did you walk about within the show?
Starting point is 00:12:51 Auntie Donna's coffee cafe, what was on your feet? Hey hey hey! I got a pair of dogs, they were really new, and they hurt my feet. Until week two, we shopping for for weeks and I thought well you know why don't I get a cool pair of boots but I didn't think about the fact that they would hurt so for the whole two weeks my feet really hurt I said wow wow wow my feet hurt and they said, oh no, do your feet hurt? I said, yeah, my feet hurt. They said, oh no, do your feet hurt?
Starting point is 00:13:32 You should have done it. What I did, I got my shoes. Through weeks before we shot Anna, broke them in, I walked around the streets with my new shoes. Then they were soft. And that was the news. I did that, Mark, but my shoes were soft. So they still hadn't quite broken in yet.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Well, I apologize. I didn't know. Look, I'm a wag. I've got a big nose. No, no, no, no. Don't say that. You're a proud people. No. No, no, no. Don't say that. You're a proud people. You make pizza, isn't that?
Starting point is 00:14:09 That don't mean that. It's not real big. I can say it. Don't you say it to me, though. I'm not talking about you. There's gonna be a cunts on the net. And not the Sandra Bullock movie, that is that. You made the Colosseum and nature-run.
Starting point is 00:14:27 You made pizza and pasta, don't you know? Why are you proud of your people and stuff? I'm sorry that people have made you feel rough. No, I'm very proud. Thanks for asking Zach, but over to Kelly to tell us about that. I wear Nokia Max 90s you see. Brand new shoes that I got for this TV. I wore them around and kept them very clean.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Because I like to think that my shoes had that sheen. And then a con called Max Miller made me wear them in a cemetery when it was flooded and it fucked up the shoes Can we talk about Max? Can we talk about Max? No, that's the director of the show Exactly, we can't talk about Max, you see? Because I want to talk about poo and we
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah, poo and we comes at your bomb And at your do-doo and your vagina So I like to do it in the toilet Like to make shoes out of it Who you calling? Who you calling? Max Mila Why you calling? Why you calling? To bother him
Starting point is 00:15:41 But Zack said no At least talk to him about Po and we can't you see? He's probably asleep. Are you cold, Mack? Yes, he's. I can't get to the phone at the moment. The lady that's asleep. And you're cold, I see what he says.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Please, please, I do have this to ask the time to where the men are. I want you to go all around the bend. Do you like poo or do you like wee or do you like poo or do you like wee I know, I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I'll put one for more. I just want to talk about wean poo!
Starting point is 00:16:25 Bye! Coughcafe! It's fuck your dad! Coughcafe! Are you ringing our Zach? Sorry I'm getting a phone call. Oh! Answer the call.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Hello? Hi Brody Kelly! Zach, you're away! How you doing Zach? What you doing today? I'm rapping! I'm rapping! I'm rapping! I'm rapping! I'm rapping! I'm rapping! Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, That was cool, that's the future of rap. That's the future of rap. What do you think about that?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Call your friends on the phone. Get that echo over the beat. And beat your meat. If it gets you out the house, then it's okay by me. Sitting on the couch, eating crisps, ee, ee. Get outside and clean up your neighborhood. Clean a river. Or go and see a friend Go for a walk and make a new pal maybe say howdy to your neighbour how
Starting point is 00:17:35 help an old lady across the road these are some things that you do, you chose. But first watch Anti-Dona's Coffee Cafe. No! And no, please watch Anti-Dona's Coffee Cafe. Don't say no! You gotta get out the house! Go at the house and live your life! I thought the whole point of doing this. What?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Forget people to watch the show. Am I wrong? Don't I know, what's going on, did I miss the memo? Amul Mummel? Think about how I would feel right now, if I found out a listener like how, how's the imaginard,. Imagine if that person of my recommendation didn't go out and see the nation. No, they stayed at home. They ate a bag of crisps. They got real sad watching some tally show. No, I want you the listener to know what I want is for you to go see the world go for a job have some fun don't watch our slog I reckon just watch it once before you do that and that won't be crazy like come on man you gotta give
Starting point is 00:19:03 me some slack go to give me some slack. Gotta give me some slack. Because we want people to know about the show. About the show. And you can go on your adventures. Don't you know, but first put on ABC. I view. Watch the show.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Then the news. Very special guest coming in you ready? Oh shit. Hello, blokes from the ABC. My name's Anthony Albanese. I'm the prime minister of Australia and I just came in to say wish you're well And I hope the show goes well and I'm on And And And If I find out any one of you have watched this show
Starting point is 00:19:56 Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do No, it's actually kill you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just ending their elongated pain. Just get outside, don't watch our show. Zach, I'd really like a season two. So maybe go back to singing about P.N. Poo. We'll be right back after the sad break. You telling me we're only halfway through this? Yes. Welcome back. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Oh yeah. I've enjoyed that outbreak. Let's talk about Camille yours from the show. Okay. Talk about them. Don't
Starting point is 00:20:57 you know? We didn't pay a single celeb to send a birthday message while we made the show. We didn't download Kamiyo. No, we made the show and didn't download Kamiyo. That's not what I meant. You know that's not what I meant. I mean, actors in the show who featured for a little bit yo. No! Richard Roxbrough. He a Miranda. Michelle Brazier. with yo, Richard Rocks bra, he a Miranda, Michele Brazia, Bidja, Sallian upton, Fennrassala, Greg Glosson, no, no, he a Miranda, and the cast of cheer, said
Starting point is 00:21:39 happy birthday to the cast, no, different Camo. Different cameo. Different cameo. Don't you know. Oh, the Nazine Hussein? Oh yeah. Sam Pang. Just one of the politicians. It helps for the more where I told everyone to not watch the show. Well, that's my personal belief, you know. I've been informed that you need to watch the show. Mark and Broden said they'd kill me. If I didn't say watch the show, please. I never said that. I never said that.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Yeah. I never said I'd kill you. If you said that, just want to be clear. Yeah. I never said I'd kill you if you said that. Just want to be clear. Yeah, I want to be very clear. I don't threaten my friends. After a few beers. Only one person who's threatened death on this podcast you know.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And his name isn't Beth. It's Zach. Yeah. E-threatened death. E-threatened to kill ya. Take away your breath. I'm proud of that. Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Woulda been better if you kept going and didn't acknowledge it. Let me tell you, that was a mistake. If you want to watch the show, well, I can't say whether you should or whether you shouldn't, and my official position is you should watch the show. Don't believe me, don't watch the show. Marka Brodon said that killed me. If I said anything other than you, should watch the show.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Oh no. Oh, exact, exact, New Silly poo. You're saying things that simply are not true. You're saying we'll kill ya. We're saying you'll die. If you don't say what we want, you'll die to your cry. Not, not true. We would never do. The things that you say, you would never do the things that you say you say you do It's the ad break just before you stop the record No, you're recall you said Exactly if you tell them not to watch the show will chop off your legs and chop off your own Now I want to make sure that everyone knows I did and say that before no knows but say in it now
Starting point is 00:24:09 Okay, say in it now. I'm saying it now if you don't stop saying that broken I said we were gonna kill you what I'm gonna do is fucking kill you right I Understand so I can't say that you threaten to kill me But I can say don't watch the show don't watch the show Oh, no, if they don't watch the show that's bad for me It's bad for you and you as well. Yeah, it is elaborate They should watch the show and you as well. Yeah, it is. It'll aberate. They should watch the show.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Matt Gates. Hey, who's Matt Gates? He's like a far-right senator in America. Why did you say Matt Gates did a? I don't know. I've been up since 1am. 1am? Oh, that's super early, 6 or 7 or 8am, a much better time to men.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Well that's very true, let's go through them. The best times to wake up in the morning. What are your choices for that forning? Anything really between five and ten, anything earlier, well that can get Ben. Depends what I got on during the day. If I'm working from home, 10 am, okay. If I gotta be somewhere after nine, I'll get up that Seven rate Right on time. All right. I'm time Yeah, I keep I was I'm I'm a
Starting point is 00:26:02 I'm a mess and I see the snake is coming after me So I'm saying, fuck, fuck, hope he doesn't hear me I heard the mouse now I'm gonna eat it Oh, now with my mouth But I pull out a gun, shoot the snake in the face Put myself through it, wear him like a case Turn him into some luggage, go on a trip, I go to a trip to the tip, because I got lots of hard rubbish, don't you know, got a
Starting point is 00:26:35 bed frame and a side of drawer, a bedside drawer is that I need to get rid of and I put them out on the side of the walk-butt. I got in trouble from the council because they're trying and you think where you have to book it in first and they send you a date and you put a little thing on your stuff and then they'll come pick it up Bonjour Mr. Frenchman Hello Mr. Sa My name is Philip and I run the tip
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Starting point is 00:27:33 How much does it cost me? Yeah, about 50. Ooh, $550 or $550. A $550, It's a pretty cheap tip Just give me the money And then I'll buy a bit Of the get for my tummy I have a friendship run
Starting point is 00:27:52 The tip and my name Of course is Philippe This motherfucker's name is Philippe You see, he runs a hard rubbish collection Tip he he All I care when you say he he is pleased this boat's properly of the battery. What do you like in your croissant fill lip?
Starting point is 00:28:14 I just have a present and a cafe. Away from Paris do you come from fill lip? I come from a Mercedes Mershade. Where do I put this old washing machine? Just about 20 meters down the lane. And where do I put this old bed frame? Wherever there's room, I don't care. Where do I put this washing machine?
Starting point is 00:28:44 I don't care not really I'm mostly concerned with chemicals and paint because that can have a big Taint on the environment and that's my job to look after it as best as I can Coffee cafe Coffee cafe! Coffee cafe! Coffee cafe! What do you say? I would say,
Starting point is 00:29:12 a cafe cafe because I'm European and that's what I'd say. I'd say cafe for coffee. A cafe for cafe. A cafe cafe is what it is in front. Watch the show please. What. Watch the show please. What?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Watch the show please. Help us out. Watch the show please. We'll say love and I say more. You say batteries. I say $2 more. Well, I've got a bunch of triple A's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I sure hope that's gonna be okay. That is fun! So long as you dispose of the batteries, probably I suppose. Have you seen my new show? It's on TV. Coffee, don't you know? I don't watch television.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I only watch movies with Le Brun. You've been talking to Zach? No, no, no, no. Promise? All the way. Because one of our friends has been trying to say they don't want people to watch the show anyway. Not on their phone or TV or their tablet computer.
Starting point is 00:30:22 And it makes me bad. It makes me bad. It makes me sad. Oh, no, no, I didn't know him. I just don't watch TV. I don't think it's fun. I prefer. I wonder why the rep is this.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Go outside. We done. Oh, okay. Do your shit, your pants. Do your shit, your pants. Do you shit your pants? I'm gonna soon, if we don't start to dance. Have a little dance. Have a little dance.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Have a little dance and do our brands. So watch our show. We would help us a lot. And tell of, go to your friend's house and watch it on their eye view. And then go to your mum's house and watch it on their iView. And get your friends phone and play it on their iView. Fudge the numbers for us.
Starting point is 00:31:12 It would help a lot. Light who the guffa meant. It helps a lot. I don't care what you watch and see. Just declare your battalion. And I don't care. Watch your watch and see. Chan-C, just declare your battalion. And I don't care what you're watching see. Now I gotta go to the doctors to get a bisectomy.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Yeah. Thank you for listening. And we hope you enjoyed our little rap. Of course, that rap to promote. I did on this coffee cafe, Brody did Mark have wrapped up the podcast, but I just wanted to send a little special thank you and just let everyone know that. Just let everyone know that I was actually joking. I would appreciate it if you watch the show. No pressure. I just want you to know that the my position is that you don't
Starting point is 00:32:02 not have to watch the show. I thank you so much. Thank you to Broden and Mark for being part of the game. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week! Listen up.

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