Aunty Donna Podcast - 300 + 100

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

It's our 400th episode! We still haven’t watched 300 but we have read the YouTube comments section of the motivational speech from it. LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   Listen to episode 300 https://pod.fo/e/11a0a0   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. Welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. In this episode, we celebrate the 400th episode of the Auntie Donna podcast by going back to Sparta. And we're doing the old song. Oh, yeah. Yes. to Sparta and we're doing the old song oh yeah yes yes we are so just say that just how we're doing the old song because it's yes as a vintage thing yeah to celebrate and then you know if you more, if you want to see the visuals.

Poor hundred. What? If you want to see the film. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the film. Don't say no. And then you're going to say the film, the film 300. If you want to see the film 300. No, no, no, no, no. Get a Netflix subscription. No, no, no, do it for the Auntie Donna Club. And go to the Auntie Donna Club powered by Patreon. But just clarify that you can't watch 300 on our Patreon. Where you can't watch 300, but 400 episodes of the Auntie Donna podcast all filmed. No.

All your enjoyment. When we got a camera we started What? Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Oh-ah! Oh-ah! Oh-ah! Oh-ah!

Oh-ah! Oh yeah! Brave! Oh yeah! Brave, brave, Leonidas! We... ...is Leonidas. Yeah.

Brave Leonidas. Leonidas! Leonidas! Leonidas Welcome to the anti-donor podcast bravely You may wonder We shouldn't have done this kill a messenger you may

I'm worried I'm worried about my boy It's alright, you'll get through it This is the first time in a year that we're gonna bank them That's true, we haven't banked podcasts for quite a while Why are we talking with this silly little voice? Brave Leonidas died for us. And now a war of mysticism.

And what do you? What is your profession? What is your profession? Podcasting. Oh. Spartans, what is your profession? I... Wow.

I love... I love secret autumn. No. I am a diver. What is your profession? I Love Made the film $3 What I'm trying I was in the second third Lord of the rings My brother he was my brother was there Who is his brother? The guy who... 006 was my brother. Everyone remembers 006 even though I did many more months of filming. I love Sigrid Thornton.

She did a sea change. You may wonder why we're talking with this silly little voice. My wife. My wife. My wife. Brave, brave Leona, I understand. And now Sparta and pre-Greece comes together. Yeah, but you may wonder why we're talking with such silly little voice Why, it's not European

No, but it's, you know, it's We may wonder why we are talking with such silly voices Yes, like we're from Greece Well, it's because we have This is the 400th episode Of Fanteen Donner Podcast 100th episode of Fah-hundreds on a podcast. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Fah-hundreds Spartans and 400 podcasts. For context we did for the 300th episode we did an impression of David Guenam in 300 so now 100 episodes later we're doing 400. 400 Spartans! And none of us have watched 300 since the last time we did it. Since 2005. Maybe I was here since maybe I was 17.

I watched one clip this morning and the comments were the most paid for a blue tick losers I've ever seen in my life. What did they say? Read them out! READ THE COMMENTS! Read the comments! Four hundred! This is a celebration. Four hundred episodes.

Only the Spartans and Auntie Donna have ever reached four hundreds. What is your profession? I'm a potter. This is mysticism and tyranny and matter. Why aren't you kind of playing off it? And what do you do for a living? I'm a potter. Oh, a lot of potters here. Three-hundred! A lot of potters here. Must go and save a lot of pots.

Now we have three thousand Spartans commanding ten thousand pre-Greeks. We will take on000 pre-Greeks. We will take on the Greek. Yeah, pre-Greeks, like pre-cum. Yeah. Before cum, there is pre-cum. Now. Yeah, but before Greece, there is little John Travolta. Little Greeks.

And a little bit of Greek. Little bit of Greek and a small Rizzo. There's no... Greece. Pre-Greece. Pre-Greece. Sandy. Sandy and Sandy's unicorn.

Yes, a large... Sand... No, well, post-Greece would be glass. If Greece was Sandy, then post-Greece would be glass, but I guess pre Greece would also be sandy And for 400 episodes But ah and you What do you do for a profession? I'm a potter. A potter? Ah, and you? I'm a potter.

What do you do for a profession? I'm Harry Potter. Ah, 300. The first thing I ever saw... A Sherlock as am. Ah, yes, 300. The first thing I ever saw... Oh, Shelly Kazam! Yes, 300. The first thing I ever saw... Gerard Batlain was a nice BBC or Channel 4 drama, limited series about jury duty. So when I watched 300, I saw...

Jury duty! A man who was in a drama about jury duty the guy from the sea change 400 hours of jury duty of duty hours Can't just go back there to harry potter Because harry potter would be very valuable in the war Shiba-Bazoo No but he'd be on the other side. They do

mysticism and wear makeup. Ah, the Persians! The Persians! The Persians are at the gates! With their rings and makeup. Sexy! I will purposefully miss my spear and hit his cheek! Yeah! I will hit his cheek, but not his face They are all remember that they are the Persians are all They have they stand no chance against us three hundred Well, I just got to say otters No, we're wax so we are Twigs v. twunks.

Summer bears. The forest of Boromir. There's a few bears. The forest, what's in... the forest of trees. The forest of trees. From Lord Ring. Um... Yes, I suppose you're right, that is a mussel bear.

The forest tree. Four hundred tree beards. And four hundred ebisodes. Two hundred and ninety-nine twanks led by one muscle bear. When I do that voice it's like I'm getting a lot of airing. I think I've found it, it's in the news.

I'm sorry. It's in the news. But it's only when I talk about gay subgroups. See, two hundred twugs led by one muscle bear will defeat these drag queen Persians. And 3000 Persians. And 400 episodes of The Antidonopo. 400. This is a celebration now

We asked our producer both indeed asked our producer to reach out to David Redham to record a message I said don't spend more than 20 minutes doing it though. I don't want to waste your day and he declined Yeah, I don't reckon it even got to you. Probably not. Can we find his email? No. Is there someone on Cameo who you get from Sparks? Mark said, Mark said, is David Weddam on Cameo? And I said, I doubt it.

And I looked it up, and he was not. Tell me, do you remember the story of Leonidas? Do you know who I reckon would be on cameo like one of the personal trainers? Yes, absolutely. The guy who made them flip tires. You're right, you're okay? Yeah, it's hard to do. It could be like... Hey man, I was one of the personal trainers on 300. You know me from my social media and I just want to say Happy Birthday, keep up with those goals and maybe you'll be flipping tires like the brave Spartans in no time.

Sullivan Stapleton is available for $230. $230. 4H should be $ $400 I think he was in the second Other one on the seas with the beautiful French lady. It's the same movie, but somehow not as good For do you remember the brave story of Leon Nido and the three turtles? Lee and Nido and the three turtles. Raphael! Raphael! Donatello! Yes! And the foot! The foot! The foot! The foot! I just... The shredder and the foot! The 400! The foot clan! The foot clan! Yeah, then... Oh, sorry, no, you go, you go. I'm just trying to think of other things that are for... While you're doing the 400 or the 300, Brandon, would you be able to pull up for me the YouTube, my internet's not working, so I can read those comments you asked for.

Yes, your internet's not working. The name of the video is... Who is your provider? It's more that I'm on my phone and I haven't connected to the... You alright? No, I'll get you to type it out. I think it will be funny to me. Okay, I'll type it into my... What else have you done that is 400?

I'm more just under 300. 400? But this is the 400th episode of Leonardo's... the 300. 400 episodes of Leonidas and Braves. I read through all the episodes. If it's going badly I'll just start doing that again. Well maybe not. But maybe yes. But maybe not as well. But the story goes that he didn't. Pardon. Please type in this title for the video. Yes. Three hundred ending scene.

And no end motivational speech. And when you've done that... And then pass me the laptop. And when you've done that, I have a fan tale here that would be of some interest. Yeah, this is really indicative of what the previous 399 podcasts for about... You do the fan tale and then I will tell you all about this video I watched on the Uber drive here. Alright, who am I? In pre-Greece I led 300 Spartans against the Persian bravely. Brave Leilanius! Against the Persians! Brave Leilanius! Stand up and fight for our country! Yeah, Brave Leilanius!

I asked what is your profession? And many men responded with potter. Who am I? Leilanius, Brave Leilanius! The answer is Brave Leilani it was it was the next question The British who am I the British series of spy films based on the fiction? 7g James Bond Give me

Give me another get me another fence! Get me another fence! Who am I? I told the tale of brave Leonidas and the three hundredth... Diver Dan! Yes, yes, Diver Dan! Diver Dan! You made the film The Bank... Yes I did!

With Anthony La Paglia... And I was in Lord of the Rings. He played for the listener. He played a character called Diver Dan on CJ. Ask your grandma about it. I knew the Toxic Avenger would betray us in pre-Greece. I knew. Toxic Avenger. Yeah, it's the Persian, the Toxic Avenger. The fucked looking one, the fucked one. Oh yeah. He could not hold his shield high enough.

He went to the bald queen. And they offered him spoils and sex workers. Yes, it's true. Gold and sex workers, gold and sex workers and he folded grapes, grapes and gold, coins of gold, coins and breasts aplenty and he betrayed us the last is lustful urges,, the urges of the flesh. And he betrayed us for blowjob and some coin. Yes. But it was a ripper blowjob.

But it was a good blowjob! It was a ripper blowjob blowjob. I do, I do argue with him. Three hundred sperm came from his willy into the mouth. Yes. One sperm a blow. Three hundred sperm. Yes.

He betrayed us. Yes, he betrayed us, but he probably wouldn't have gotten laid otherwise. So you know, for him, for him, for him though, good. If I put myself in his shoes, in his position, I very much may have done the same and don't stab me with a knife. How many episodes, here's a question for you, how many episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 would the Persian king have to do before Michelle Visage said,

you need to wear a wig at least sometimes? Oh, yes, yes, yes. I get that that's your look, but you need to show variety. It is part of the, you know, the whole kind of- Yeah, you gotta do it at some point. You can't just- yes. Because at some point it appears lazy. Drag is not a contest sport.

I would say three. You're right. I would say episode three. Yeah. Yes, yes. Three times in a row. And I'm not... Three hundred times!

I'm not saying that... Four. I would say it would be... It would be on the third fall. I would say it would be it would be on the third episode She would say You know I love what you're doing, but I really thought you'd with that by now Betrayed for a hand job. Does she put on a wig? What's the answer series does she put on a wig? Yes on the next episode she borrows a wig from the funny queen

Yes, on the next episode she borrows a wig from the Fanny Queen. And then she reveals she's Fanny and makes it into the top three. Is she in this version? Is she as tall as she is in 300? That's kind of her joke. She drops into that voice as well, but only for the sexy stuff. So she'll go like quite feminine and then she'll be like, you know, someone would be like, how's your head? And then she would be like, no one's ever complained. But is she ten times the size of a man? Yes, but that's mostly just the heels. Season nine of RuPaul's Drag Race available on STAT! You know what I mean?

400! I need to take a break from my voice. Just go up, this is what I do whenever I need to rest. I go into... I can ride Diver Dead. Diver Dead. Yeah, I'm Diver Dead. 300. I'm Diver Dead.

300. 300 is about... It just so that I move it around, I go from down the bottom of my throat up to my nose, I'm David Dan. 300 300 It just so that I move it around, I go from down the bottom of my throat up to my nose and I hope that that gets me through the head. Hello, I'm David Dan. 400 episodes. Read 400 comments, one for each episode of the Unchained on a Punch Guys. Read the video comments from the YouTube... Donnerpott, guys.

Read the video comments from the YouTube video. 300 Speech Motivation. Ending scene and motivational speech with 5.1 million views. Wow! Is it monetized? Well, the description is this. I do not own this video nor did I create it. All credit goes to Warner Brothers and the studios involved in its creation. And the 300 Sparters! Has that ever been legally proven as a way to disclaim stealing a video?

I love, and all the studios involved in it. I don't think that's legally approved. 300 Studios. Oh man. Well, David Benham is a really underrated actor in my opinion. I know, he's a great actor. A very good actor. Someone wrote, remember us, full stop.

Boreum, yeah. And it got 4.1k likes. Remember us. Remember us. Remember us. The 300s. Frank Miller remembered. It was fake that never happened. It's all fake. But he said remember us. Yeah, but it's fake. It was all, it's fictional. It's fictional. But I remember. Frank Miller sort of reinvented it in his own image of a sort of violent, conservative, wet dream. You can't remember it.

But I do! You remember the movie. I remember the 300 Spartans. It never happened. The guy from Rock and Roller read 300 Spartans. No, there was a 300 Spartans. They didn't play out like Frank Miller. Yeah, look that I'm

really the comment I remember you remember you remember I might be remembering the movie but I read it in a book the power of morale should never be underestimated that's a good 533 likes I just love someone looking at 300 motivational speech and going yes the power of my I play the speech I'm gonna be sued What if we say this we do not own this Warner Brothers the great legal and all the other studios involved I

Do not give Facebook consent to monetize my profile. Thousands of years later and we still remember them. It truly is amazing. See, it happened! He remembers! It was a thousand years ago. Besides, the movie came out in 2005. It was only 10 years later when they did this comment.

Well, I remember. I remember something. I swear I remember something. This is good, with 4,000 likes. Rise of the Empire was not even close to how epic this movie. Is that the second one? I think it's the third. There was a third? 300? I don't know.

No, no, there was only two. I remember them. Oh, this is good. A thousand... a coward dies a million times, but a warrior only dies once. Never reject your masculinity. What? I... Explain what? Warrior only dies once never reject your masculinity What I? What? Explain that to me 400 times over This neck beard thinks he is masculine while he comments underneath a video 300 ending scene and motivational speech. But what does he mean a coward dies a thousand times?

And because they die little deaths by being a cuck. So every time I watch someone fuck my wife, I'm dying a little bit? What? What? The coward. According to this man Now let me read, I've fact checked

300 Now remember, your position was it never happened, mine was it did, but not to the degree that it is depicted in the stories Yeah, no, I'm not saying anyone's I'm just fact checking That's good, that's good, I'm just making sure the girl

posts our land the 300 movie made quite an impression when it was released in 2006 I need a moment. Well you take a moment. I'll read the fact. Yeah, I'll read a comment. No songs no Monuments no poems of war but thousands of years later. We still remember them Monuments no poems of war but thousands of years later. We still remember them That got 81 likes probably because I cannot think of a battle that has more songs monuments and poems of war That is one of the most recorded

I think that scene uses both music film and You could argue poetry you could argue this film is a poem and song yes part of it are in stat there is a Spartan statue just off Sydney Road near our office based on the hominin homo homo and homonymous comic book by Frank Miller the movie and a huge fan base around the world then you can do it Greece history has made the history of the world every Europe nation owes their history to Greece cause ancient Greece started it all

they have the richest history in the world and their temper, nationalism and heroism through history is fascinating. They kept their honor till nowadays. Such an amazing country, culture, nation. My mum studied Greek history at university and it's not enough to say that she is still head over heels in love with it. So am I. Greece has the richest history in the world and every other nation, they may call themselves

big nations, are nothing compared to them love from Serbia 400 episodes I love it because it's an American film arguably a greater empire by every metric Like the comic book Like the comic book the 300 takes inspirations from the real battle of Thermopylae and the events that took place in the year of 480. Ah, 480!

Then why was it called 300? Because 300 Spartans, man. And also, uh... 300 Spartans man and also But it happened in 480 why not take 480 Spartans well, I don't they didn't consider it 480 then we've retroactively named that year 480 BC but But why not just retroactively say it was? 300 then? Why not say that?

This bitch. I'm lost a little bitch. Well, I'm just saying, you know, if it happened in 480, as you claim Why Zack Snyder's film was not shot in order to teach history lessons Yeah, and let's see is that good enough this is yeah, please I like how this movie is based off of actual historic events But is also fictional at the same time. Yeah. The style of the movie is really good.

Hahahaha! And it has a simple message. When assholes come and try to enslave you, you fight for your freedom. Yes! It's much like Rebel Moon. Yeah. Have you seen Rebel Moon? No, I don't intend on watching it's very bad

let me tell you I tell you the moment I knew I wasn't going to watch rebel moon I didn't know it existed but it was about an hour into the Snyder car I'm done with this man I invited some friends over and we watched Rebel Moon together and had a fun time. It's very bad. When Aquaman went to a swim to one of my favorite Nick Cave tracks, I thought, I'm done with this film and this man. He just, I'm done with this man. I don't need to watch this film. I'm in a lockdown. I need to look after my mental health.

I really enjoy trying to figure out why he makes the choices that he makes. Yeah. They're quite strange. He makes the choices I would make if I didn't think much. I enjoyed that zombie one. I've heard that's quite good. Yeah. But I really like in Red Moon where he's like I like Star Wars and in Star Wars their swords glow so in my movie my

swords will glow too. You know he... without sort of going well in Star Wars that's sort of this elegant ancient weapon that has all this lore behind it and sort of an important thing and you know kind of you know he pitched it as a star wars yes no of course it's why it's so obviously star war but what is an original third was not star wars stolen from june and there was elements of it but i would argue that George Lucas took elements stole elements But then sort of did his own thing with that for the most part Changed things, you know made things a little bit different and turned into his own Whereas Zack Snyder went I will take Star Wars and seven samurai and just do those

Just do them. I like Seven Samurai. Matrix is about five movies shmushed together. If you see the five movies, it's all shmush. It's the difference between plagiarism and inspiration. Shmushing. Shmushing. Shmushing.

Zack Snyder doesn't know how to shmush. It shmushes with no thought, okay? Yes! Smooosh! But you- this is all valid criticism. Favorite YouTube channel. This is all valid criticism. But Colin1279 has a very profound point. Yeah.

With 12 likes. The world needs more- I'm sorry. The world needs men like this now more than ever. And Becky2235 responded. Definitely. more the world needs me like this now more than ever and Becky two two three five responded definitely yes most wrong man more Spartans more men willing to stand up to the purges with big strong dicks I love all the strong men with strong dicks man who will kill a messenger because of pride.

I knew this generation have no strong men. Tomorrow, when my postman comes to deliver my mail, I shall kick him in the stomach into a pit and say, For Sparta! This is Brunswick. I love these guys and it's like they I love the idea that if Leonidas was around today he would be on YouTube watching 300 motivational speech. Yeah. Not every one of the people commenting on this on this video except the nice ones they sounded alright. Yeah. But everyone commenting on this video is the little toxic Avenger man.

They're always like, bring back the 300 Spartans. It's like, he would kick you into a pit. If the 300 came back they would kick you into a pit you nerd. Why are you commenting on a YouTube? He was so fucked looking greatest I ever heard They didn't have to make him look that fucked Who the fucked one in 300? Yeah, he's great

You have to be that fuck what what a beautiful movie what an amazing artist is Zack Snyder? Yes, 400. I'm done with this man. Yes, 400. As Aquaman went into the water, to the tunes of one of Nick Cain's most popular songs, I thought, I'm done here. I don't need to see Joker in the desert. Or the green goblin in Zack Snyder's front yard. A speech from Mark on 400 episodes.

Mark! Oh, he picks up a Nerf gun. Sorry, Mark. I kept interrupting whenever I saw a good comment. A speech from Mark. A speech from Mark. Tell us of us of bravely and I does bravely In I just the podcast in hell. Yeah, what do you want me? I can't give it 400 more Inspires for 400 more man

Well, when maybe maybe when I leave this town Sean McAleff will come back and get Sigourney with her. See change, see change. When I first heard that we got to 400... Yes, 400! ...on our podcast, I thought, well, that's a lot of episodes. And then when someone pitched the idea of let's just do what we did for 300, 400, I thought that doesn't quite work. But here we are. 400 episodes. And you know, it's, you know, years to 400 more!

Could I do a speech? Please, we'll all do a speech. I just wanted to say I know a lot of you have come from interstate and out of town, so thank you for making the trip. And I remember when you boys were in your late teens and early twenties. So to be here at our 400th episode is very exciting. Also I think for our 500th episode we should all wear capes and little leather underpants. There's a bit in this motivational speech, this is the last thing I'll say. There's a bit in this motivational speech where it's all in mid-shot, it's all in mid-shot

and close-up and then he goes, now we will defeat the Spartans and it zooms out and without the context of the rest of the movie, I think he goes to fight this Persian, yes, without the context of the rest of the movie it is like a jump scare, just David Wenham in little leather underpants, doing a run. That's all I. Great. Yeah. Are you okay?

Yes. I'll tell you something. When I, when we, I remember when we started this perj- Speech! Brave Leonidas. Speech, brave Leonidas. Firstly, thank you to the venue. You've done a wonderful thing.

Speech! I remember when we said we were like, podcasting's a thing, maybe we try doing that. Yeah. And we went up into a small little cubby house at the first, stupid old... It wasn't really a cubby house, it was indoors, but by all definitions it looked like a cabbie house built by Andy Matthews Brahma yeah he built it you had to crawl in and lower your head to get in and we recorded the episodes and we thought wow who would have thought for a hundred. I remember doing this 300 run.

That feels recent. So, here, pick up your drinks. And your guns. And here's to 300. 400 more. 400 more. Oh, and to the dear listeners who have been here from the beginning. I got a message. Jack, please.

Jack, please. Johnny's phone'm getting a lot of spam. I think there was a leak. Oh, yeah. But maybe my former... Does Apple do like a spam blocker? I think I need to look into it. Yeah. But to the people who've been here for 400,

pissing and moaning the whole way, here's to 400 more improvisational comedy podcasts. Yes. Ah, 400. 400. 400. Yeah. 400 more.

400. 400 more opportunities for you to complain about free content. 400! 400 things to do at your Udalisan 2. Join us next week for 400th episode part 2 where we will be enjoying tea cake and celebrating. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!