Aunty Donna Podcast - A 3AW Christmas Special 7

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

The car parks are full and the smell of Bertocchi is in the air which can only mean one thing...the 3AW Christmas special is back!   LINKS  Check out the latest Grouse House series 'How To Be Wellness' by Lachie Ross https://bit.ly/howtobewellness  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Intro VO: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim Cruse Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. Get our legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week is the seventh installment of our annual 3AW Christmas special. Remember, if you want to watch video versions of the podcast, you can find them at anti-donnaclub.com. here. Wild Wild Bells to the wild sky, the flying cloud, the frosty flight. We are as dying in the night, ring out wild Bells and let him die. Ring out hold, ring in the new, ring in happy Bells across the snow, the year is going. Let him go. Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Ring in the valiant man and free, the larger heart, the kindly a hand. Ring out the darkness in the land. Ring in the Christ that is to be. A beautiful play from Alfred Lord Tennyson. We play, he said play. A poem poem, man. We all make mistakes. Written in the 1800s and as relevant today,

as the rise of the 18th century. Beautiful and hello and welcome to the nightline, not 3-8 hour years. Another Christmas year, another year older, but that Christmas festive spirit still remains. And good evening, gentlemen. Happy Sunday evening. Happy Sunday, yeah.

Happy Sunday. And I have to say, what a glorious Christmas it is. Yes. Dictator Dan is out. He's gone. He's gone. That's gone. That's that's Chris was president now. You get rid of that music. Yeah. Plus, not the music.

Yeah. Come, stop the music. I was too much. I thought maybe it'd just be at the start and get going. No one's fault. No way. Like when I go to the MCG now to see my beloved Hawthorne Hawks, I go there and they're playing that boom that carry on in your car and hit yourself.

Think at the ground I remember back in when 1965 when I was 38 and I would go and see them and it would just be the cheers of the crowd Well, I thought I tasted a great job. I thought they would be a little bit a little bit You know loud provocative But you've got to bring in the young people with with the Kiss this you provoking, but you've got to bring in the young people with the young people. That's right. Kiss this, you were fantastic. And I think that they would have brought in the young people.

I thought Creedans would have done a better job. Creedans, clear water, five water. I don't think they could get Creedans this year. And I pray for the day that they do. I don't think they should just get up. The king of the screen, Graham Kennedy. He would be a riot. And he'd teach a couple of these young kids,

you know, about what's real comedy. He's more than just vocals in. That's the thing, you know, they were all around entertainers, you know, I remember I started out my career in media working as a GTV. Yeah, working at GTV. And I remember I would just watch him every night. He would come on and he would come alive. and I remember I would just watch him every night he would

Come on and he would come alive Yeah, and I remember just thinking he's not talking to the people in the audience He's not talk he's looking down the camera and he is talking to every single person at home And and and that's a skilled you can't teach yeah, and what what sort of TV did you watch that on? No, I was there I was there I was I was there intern or are you? Well, we didn't really do intern was back then. We have a lot of interns, unpaid interns working at craft serves. No, no, no, I started out. I was in the mail room back in 54. Oh, yeah. And but I by the time I was there, I was I was actually writing writing of the intros and outros, that sort of thing. I didn't, of course, get on to the screen or behind the microphone.

No, no, no. Well, when I started, wasn't the ambition was radio. That was as big as you could get, was getting on the talking box. And then, for a while, I was around, then this someone approached me and said, I'm working on screen on television programs and that was of course thought a step down from the radio wouldn't take off. And obviously today shows like Copper Art and other things are just, we are just a part of us.

Water rats and blue-heeled. Blue murder. Blue murder. I don't know what my act was. Right, the other day. It was the YouTube. Oh yes, yeah. Murder. Do you know what my act was? Great news, I was sitting up for me the other day. It was the YouTube.

It was the YouTube on my... Oh, yes, yes. And I said, I don't want to watch this YouTube with the... And he goes, no, no, there's old clips. You know, you've got your gardening shows. You've got your... And turns out, sure, you know, sure. From Sunny and Shoe.

Yeah, she has upload a lot of the performances I'm not familiar with that one. She has uploaded a lot of performances from the show show Well, I love the back when entertainment was about entertaining you know singers and dancers and and songstresses announced just about you know the like it's a move cyclists on the road and who's having sex with who and and and and who murdered who and who's who's totally dating this week oh I couldn't get too many bikes on the road you know these bike lanes and and which lanes are the ones left for the cars, are there room for cars anymore? No, I was out for a widen with the idle last week.

What wine did you have? Oh, I had a red wine, she had a wine. Just wine or a meal? Oh, we had a meal, you know. What did you have? What did you have? We down to that hotel and joined down in Crown Crusader, you know, in Crown with the, um, not familiar with the name. I'm not familiar with the name. I'm a little bit of love or kiddo. One of the etter, the etter, the girls out the front, they ordered a tour. And we went down and I told her, I said, bring back the shoe show on ABC. What did you have? What did you have? I said, you know what you need to do. You need to bring back the shoe show.

And she said, I don't know, sure. I'm not familiar with how to get in touch with her. Sure would be too expensive, she explained. And I said, well, you know what, I think the taxpayers would be a lot happier paying that tax to go to you if you had the bloody shoe show off. Lips for days. Oh, she was using that. Oh, I thought about Cheryl from the first.

That Rhonda who... Ronda Bertranda. It's no Christmas without a visit from ronda, and those legs for day. Give, give, give, ronda the share show. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha we can get confused can't we with the cars? Car parks are shopping the centers we can harder to get them and the kids Oh, oh, gran and pop I want this so on that I want the latest ray gun or the you know my Taco Bell or a little some sort of Construction block and build the build the death cruiser in if he's or crypto shoes or

for us in if he's or crypto shoes or I don't understand any of that. Do you know what my elders said? Digital washing. Yeah. Digital washing. Yeah, the kids they wanted to do they're washing online now. What happened to the days of the

old board and soap bar? Just catch a taxi. Catch a taxi. Bloody idiot, Uber's on your phone. When you can just get in a bloody taxi, I'll get onto the road, I'll call it. I get into the other week. I was out onto the road, I'll call it. I'll get in the other week. I was out for dinner with my elders.

What'd you have? I got the, I got a sweatshirt. Where'd you go? A beautiful place is around an eagle month where you are, Jane. No, but we went down to that sort of that nice place in the crayon casino complex. The Italian place? Bistro Goyon.

Yeah, the French place. Yeah, the French place, the just on the river of the crayon. It's good to have that. It's a fancy Yeah, the French place. Yeah, the French place. Yeah, yeah. Just on the river of the crown. It's gonna have a fancy food, but you get some chips for the table. Yeah, and they're good. And they're not too expensive. No, no.

$60 a month. And we were there and we went around the corner and he was trying to call an Uber. He said, Dad, let me get your Uber back to Eagleman. And I said, oh, yeah, sure, I'll try anything once. And he's calling the Uber and it's taking bloody forever. And I just go, oh, no. I'll put my finger up. Taxi's right.

It's right, it's coming. I'll put the taxi, you know what, you can cancel that Uber because I'm using a bloody taxi. Keep your fancy phones. Keep your fancy wifi, whatever. Me, I'm the same. I go around on the street, Melbourne. Yep.

I'll just do that. What do you do there? Yep, pull my hand down. I'll pull my finger up. out on the streets of Melbourne. Yep. I'll just do that. What do you do there? Yep, pull my hand up. I'll just do it. I'll pull my finger up. I'll pull my finger up. Yep. Daxie holds it right out of your taxi.

Lovely man. Takes me wherever I want to go. Doesn't even matter if it's a short trip. Every time I love taxis. And that's, and this time of the era of things, we come harder to do and more shopping. Hands to buy You got your hand yet

No, we haven't got a hand but we always go to the good people Yes, but tuck your hands or you get your Tuck you have now a valuable cold and bubbles I mind frozen from last year There was so much left over. Oh, that's part of the gravity. I think it'd be a shame to get rid of it. Sit down on Christmas boxing Dane have a ham sandwich. Well, you know what? It's sort of a frozen ham. What did we set you up with a betucky ham? A fresh one. You're way marked. You're getting a betucky ham coming your way. Wow, that's a very good bet. You're a betucky ham. And remember, uh, ask the Woolworth staff about the exclusive

500 gram betucky ham available only at Woolworths. Now, Carol's by candlelight coming on the Christmas Eve. That wonderful David Campbell. And I still haven't decided what song I'm going to sing this year. They said to me the producers got in touch on an email and my assistant read it out to me and said, you know, you've got to pick a song by the end of the week. I've got two more days. Yes. And I cannot, and I was wondering,

if maybe you, you, FALLAS could help me choose a song for me. Oh, I thought it sounds like a, it sounds like a lot of fun. It was a special time, Christmas, at the end of the year, when the family and the shops and things are busy. It's, it's important to remember, and I think seeing these songs of praise

send a message that it is not. We can get confused on our mobile phones, running between outlets, stores, running between a home mart and a body and soul, or you're getting the Donald's meal, going to lush. And you forget that it's actually about songs of praise in our Lord Christ. Yes. I remember I was out for a glass of wine about a decade ago with Cardinal Powell. And what did you have? I got the steak. Where did you have last? It was at the restaurant down at Crown.

I think it's there anymore. Oh, right. And we were just talking about songs of praise, but I'll move on. The punchline's been here. And was the... And we were just talking about songs of praise, but I'll move on the punchline's been hit. And, you know, I'm excited to see, and maybe it's that Christy Wheel and Brown. Oh, I see a star. She is an absolute star.

And she's singing some of those songs of praise in that Rob Mills. And I sure, I sure hope. The kids love that Rob Mills. They love Rob Mills, and I hope that Anthony Collier will be making beautiful I will love why he doesn't sing the prayer at every given television opportunity Yes, I don't I saw him I love the bridge What platinum four times in this guy?

He's a Australian idol he got up and he sang the prayer I saw I saw him do that at a channel 10 event back in So you're Australian Idol, he got up and he sang the poem. I saw him do that at a channel 10 event back in 2000. Well, whenever. Me too. When he was still doing the show, the showtimes were not limited to. And I said to him, I have seen that song performed by someone better than you only once. And Dre Aburtelli.

And that's what I said. And he had a bit of a worried look on his face. He thought, oh, you're about to insult me. And I said, only Andre Aburtelli. And he said, well, that's, you're not going to try to compete with him. He's a humble man. I would get her. I would, with me, make a point of Evanthini's touring.

We go see, we go and see Andre Ryu, and he's, cause they take me back to when I was a lad on the farm in 1845, working on the fields and the classic fairy tale songs. I tried, I tried to get out there to see those cons of my wife, but it took a clock in the afternoon, it's too late for me to use it. I found a car park near the Rod Label.

Oh good luck, good luck finding out. I just saw car park near the Rod Label. Oh good luck. Good luck finding out. I just tell my driver, now just go around, go around in circles. Yeah, I just say, you know, don't even bother trying to find a park, you can just drive, maybe you can drive around, meet me here at the other concert. Tell you one, one, one to people, it's not feeling like Christmas.

Oh, landlords. Now, where everyone beating on landlords, saying they've done the wrong thing. Landlords. That's big of a tough question for landlords. It feels like, it feels like the bloody government, these young, has taken a Hoover vacuum cleaner, straight into the bank account,

and they are just sucking them dry. Sucking us dry. At this Christmas time as well, when we should be around family and friends. It should be about fun and togetherness and you know, every year the rent must go up. What is that make me, O criminal? That extra thing. The boomers again, they reckon. Oh, it's awesome.

Oh, it's awesome. He's, what's the boomers? That's what they call. Not the 12 bouncing boomers from the song. No. No, what is the purchase? Anyone over 50? Oh, that's rude.

So they're calling us boomers out. Yeah, I believe this way, it'll be shut up. Well, I worked hard when I was in my working years. I worked very hard. My first house I got for 7,000 and I remember I saved up. I saved up all of that $1,400 deposit and I went into the bank and they said, you know, you need 20% of the 7,000. I said, I've got it in my bank account.

And people say, well, inflation means that you bought it for nothing. No, I had to work five years to pay that house off. Yes, absolutely. And then I had to, and I remember when I went into the bank to buy my second house and I used the first house, which is at that point now worth 40,000. I had to go all the way to the bank, I had to find a park. Yeah. And I worked very hard finding that park, go again,

and then using the Penn's workplace. And the Penns didn't work, I had to bring my own pen. And that's, you know, I worked very hard that day to get the second house. When I got the third, fourth, fifth and sixth, you know, I got them at the same time. That was a block of you, that's it. But you deserved them.

You didn't work hard. Well, I worked hard, you'd worked hard. And then when I got the two floors of the Harold Sun built again in the city off the cost of the units and the three houses. And well, my assistant did that. You know, I've got a person now that, but it was hard hiring.

Yeah, yeah. You went through, well, God, how many of you we? Yeah, well, I didn't do the interview. No, but worked for it. That poor folly on now of 476 properties around Australia and a few in Hong Kong. We worked hard for that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I worked very hard for that. I tell you some, you know, sometimes I just, I think about selling the lot of it, moving up north. Yeah, I'm really doing it. And, you know, I'd be what? You know, I'd get maybe 40, 50 million if I sold all my property to you. But is it worth it? No.

Do you know who else works hard this time if you were Santa Claus? Oh, yes. I'm the kids excited to see him ruby-chicken, waiting at the tree for the men and it's a lot of fun to spend. That's what it's about this time. You're spending time with your grand kids. Yes, he is. My am elders are said to me, don't bother with presents. And I said, well, you know, I'm fine with that. I think that's a good idea. I'm having a song for nothing. Try convincing my third wife that that's worth doing. Try convincing my third wife that that's worth doing. You know what I said, you talked to her.

She said, she's a supporter of the economy. That's what she said. She came in the next day. She said, oh, I've just got a little bit of this and a little bit of that. She's spent hundreds of dollars on these children. And they don't learn the meaning of a hard day. Not that really don't you, though.

But we need to take pause for a moment in these special times and value our grandkids and that time with our grandkids. Because that's why we work so hard talking on them into a microphone for 80s. I have to make sure that they're listening to my advice and not that Mr. Beast that they seem. First Mr. Beast.

What's Mr. Beast? That Mr. Beast that they send. Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. That Mr. Beast, they're always talking about that. That Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Oh, he's a man. He'll, you know, go around and, you know, live in a house that costs $1 and then move to a house that costs.

Yes, but what's he doing? How does he doing this? Well, he goes to a, on goes to on YouTube, I believe. So they watch it on the YouTube? They watch it on the YouTube. But what did he make it for originally? No, no, he made it, I believe, for YouTube. So Mr. Beast is a fellow, and he does sort of the talks

to the cameras and whatnot on the YouTube. He has his friends, his compatriots with him, he carries them around, and you'll say go to work. Surely, it his friends, his compatriots with him, he carries them around and you'll say go to a... Surely, it's not really a feast. Sort of in like a... Well, I don't... Is it like sale of the century? In what way? Well, there's three contestants, you know, and they'll mail in and say, I'm a master of acquieses in my... In my circle. Now that was a good show. That was a great show. Tony, Bar MacLe bar, but then reach LaFanEd Phillips.

They're just these great hosts through the agent, Lovynia Nixon, who we are, the ABCs and bring back Peter sale of the century. Yes, and we'll fortune. We'll fortune. Which is coming back. I would love to see Burjo back on there. Well, you know, the block that you'll block

at Lovynia's in the Phillipisle Parliament, actually. I didn't see that. Yeah. They are. They've put Channel 9, the nine media group of bought a bunch of land at on Philip Ireland. Down Philip Ireland. Next door, just a block from where I am. Very nice. Yeah. Including cows. I've not been to Philip Ireland, is it nice? Oh, it's been, we have 14 houses. Yeah, I own, I think, 2.7% of the landmass of the Philippa, but I've never been. No, no, no.

Well, let me ask you, there's a move in some sections of the Yarositi Council to move speed limits, not down to 40, but down to 30 kilometers in a row. Oh, my God. My dad was asked of the... A snail's pace. Absolutely. How am I going to get to where I'm going?

Well, it's because these pedestrians are looking why, because they're on their bloody phone. Yeah, it's like that. I was sitting in the back of the car on the way here, actually. And I sort of jolted and I looked up and I asked him, what's his name? I said, the fellow that drives. And I said to him, what's the, you know, what's

happened? And he said there was a pedestrian on his phone. And I said, well, what's the, you know, what's happening? He said there was a pedestrian on his phone and I said, well, we could have run over him, it would have been a very stressful situation. But I'm still behind the wheel and I've only had three major incidences where my license has been challenged. But if we can't, if it's a nanny state

where you can't drive a car at a reasonable speed, this road they're talking about now like a chapel street or a... Yeah, right. Just a nanny. I used to drive 180 down there and half it worked. What other nanny states that they're doing all the stuff with the driving and they're just this, it's such a nanny state. By the way, nanny states. On another topic, you hear they want to make marijuana legal.

Oh, they want to just say, yeah, I have as much marijuana as you want. What happened to law and order? Well, when I was a kid, a lot of another note, this nanny state out, rages. You can't do anything. You can't do anything.

You do. If they, if dictated down had it is way, and I know he's gone. I mean, he's gone. He's got a lot of blood. He's just worked. It's all, he's gone into the private sector where it's probably worse. I was left for one with him two weeks ago and I just said, you, Dictator.

Well, what'd you get? What'd you get? I was down the crown that, you know, the dumpling place, the Chinese dumpling place. Oh, yes. That's nice. Fellow from Sydney that used to own the Stakeress. Yeah, the Chinese one. Yeah. What'd you get?

I just got the, I, they just brought out a selection of dumplings and I just said to Dan, I said, look, Dan, you're a nice guy. Yeah. But you're a bloody, it's bloody outrageous what you're doing. It's taken a knife to this city. Yeah. And we had a bit of a laugh about it, but I'm not a fan of Dan. When he had his fall, I didn't shed a tear, I'll just say that. I called him up. I called up the wife and, the wife, and we talked about it, but I'm not a fan of dictator Dan.

So the idea that you're quite close with him has quite odd, not a very connected man. So do you know the other co-host of this show, regularly, on here, Jeff Kennett, obviously, on Jeff Remensworth. Oh, Jeff Remensworth. Love Jeff. But at this time of year, when you do see your friends, and it's that time of year to take note, put the chuck a bit of that music back on Lindsay,

and if that's the time of year to take note, and remember some of the special times of year when the time is special. It's now absolutely, and we're more special. I'll smash down Lindsay again. Turn that down, you're turning off. Turn that, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.

When I told my grandkids, we had Linsie producing our show, they said, what, Loan? I don't know. And I said, I don't know. I said, I'm not sure. They showed me the parrots of the trapeze. They showed me.

I think they know each. Loan, Linsie, what's a Linsie Loan? Linsie Loan. Oh lowen. I'm familiar with it. It's just from Mean Girls. Yeah. It's the Mean Girls girl. The Mean Girls girl. So, the new one, the musical. Yeah. So, can we pop that music back on? Can we put that music? These kids today, they just pump them out of uni out of the trobe and Monash and they put them straight into here at 3 AW. They're doing the arts degrees, man. Yeah, the arts degrees. I can't hear a word of what you'll say.

You'll turn that to the right. I'm using off music down, I'm letting it out, now turn it off. I can't hear myself, think. And now we get that music back on, and I just wanted to say, you were talking about friends. And what better way to catch up with friends than over a Batucchi ham? Batucchi ham has been a family business and it's not a love of a talky ham. And if you'd like your opportunity to get a Batokie ham. Batokie ham has been a family business since I've had a lot of Batokie ham.

And if you'd like your opportunity to get a Batokie ham, there are four cars all around Melbourne filled to the brim of Batokie ham. We have left... Field with meat. We have left them under a lot. In three different parts of Melbourne. I'll give it away. I'll give it away.

The four quadrants of Melbourne. I'll give it away. I'll give it away. The four quadrants of Melbourne, Port Melbourne, Terec, Brighton, and another part of Port Melbourne. All those beautiful set. Now, Lindsey turned that crap off. I can't hear myself. Talking about, and it's important to get these things. Christmas has never been harder with the cost of living. Yes, the cost of living is very high in Ireland. So we've actually got in a guest, a very special guest today. He's come all the way from IGA, he's come down from the markets in, in down in, he's come down from the markets down on the beach or wherever they are. He's been up since four in the morning. Good morning, Tony. Get a boy's hair, you

do it. Yeah. You've been up since four in the morning. Good morning, Tony. G'day boys, how you doing? Yes, good to see you, Tony. No, you've been up since what time this morning? I got up at 4 a.m. this morning. Yeah. Just to get to the supermarket, nice and early. Yeah. Check out those specials.

I wake up at 4 a.m. soaked in sweat with vivid images of the Vietnam war. I'm not up at 4 a. 4am to go down to the market. That's for sure. Well, that's for if you ask your children, probably they wouldn't get out of bed before 11, 30 in the morning. Well, that's when they get up now working from home.

Yeah, and get me that carry. Working. Let me see, where's that music? It's a piece of shit. Yeah, what'd you turn that music off? Out of the lab. Out of the lab. Out of the lab. Now, the lab. Out of the lab.

Now, IGA. Yes, I did. Independent gross in the Australia. You've never worked in a market. You haven't worked in a market of 45 years. You're sort of just the face of the air, but you still carry this working class type situation. Yes, I do.

We're all working classes. Yes. You and me, Scott Cam, we're all working with our hands. Absolutely. Absolutely. But let me, Scott Cam, we're all working with our hands. Absolutely. Absolutely. But let me tell you, everyone at Christmas trying to pinch a couple of pennies. It's an expensive talk with everything that costs the living these days is, I can't imagine how hard you boys are.

How much of a box of neutral grain at the moment? Neutral grain? How much do you think a box of neutral grain would genuinely? If you're going to IGA, Chrissy Time, how much would you pay? Well, a box of IGA. Nutragrain. I was at a competitive supermarket last week and I think they were charging something like that.

They were charging something like that. $9.70. Can you imagine? Now remember that. It's dirty bastards. You eat a bowl of Nutragrain remember that. It's dirty bastards. You eat a bowl of Nutri-Gran that is your daily iron intake. And protein.

And how much are you going to get that bowl of Nutri-Gran? $7.00. Wow. And 15. You could have it on Christmas morning. You could have it on Christmas morning. You could have it on Christmas morning. Absolutely.

The food and it's a beautiful cereal for boxing day as well. Oh, yes. New years. Yes. Sort out that hangover. Yeah. You know, if you've got one. Now, Tony on Christmas day, we love cherries and fruits and veggies and prawn. Cherries. Veggies. Now, when should we be buying these things? To get a fresh, a fresh fruit for Christmas day? Well, you don't, yeah, you don't want to hold onto it for too long.

No. So you don't want to overbuy. You don't want to buy it at the week before? No, no, no, no, you want to keep it in your ice box for as little time as possible. And I'll tell you what, we have an outside freezer and fridge in our garage. Keep sort of icy poles for the grand.

I'll tell you what would be great to fill that up with a box of cooks, passion fruit soda, pasta, uh, uh, perpacito. I don't know how many you're getting in a box there. In a box of the cooks, percino tin cans. Now I was at a competitor's, I was at a competitor's soup mark at the other day walking through and obviously not buying it with you know, I only shop it I didn't see turn that music off. I can't hear myself think a little music's been offered five minutes You're on my What you're hearing funny bogus mate. That's a right

I'm a little bit about it afterwards. It's a right mate But I was down the competitors supermarket and they were charging $8.05. Ten to the right. How much is a curk's, a casino? Absolutely. How much is a curk's, a casino? Ten of them. For a ten box. For Christmas time.

$7.15. It's the same price as a box of Nutri-Curk. Yeah, but $0.90 less than the one I... Yeah, that's nothing to be snorted at. No, you need to be snorted up at the, at the till. Till. So, and a box of, now everyone's favorite Christmas drink. What's your favorite Christmas drink?

Oh, it's got to be a box of, may I'm just happy with a cup of tea? Ha, ha, ha. You know what? I don't mind. Obviously, I'll have a beer, a glass of wine, but I don't mind a Coca-Cola. Well, it's funny that you mention that. It's funny that you mention that.

Because right now if you go down to your local IGA, get yourself a glass, get some ice from the fridge. You know, the fridge door now. Oh, yeah, it has the ice in it. Well, I'm gonna fridge door you. Yeah, you're putting on the thing and I don't know. I just get out of the cold water. And it has the beautiful. And I pour it in, I have a nice glass of iced Coca-Cola. You can get a box of those. You can get a box of those. Guess how much for 24?

For 24. For 24. You just look at the, it's just you're gonna get the screen a bit brighter for me for 24. I mean I am I I mean I I I think they're going now for something like I saw a competitive supermarket tragic $25 Well, well 24 28 Well, well, 24, 28. So that's just, it's similar, but it is cheap, I just a little over a dollar account. If you're still going down, if you're still going down to the vendor machine, buying your Coca-Cola cans one by one, like we used to in the old days. They're charging you up to $2.50 a can.

Just one dollar and one cent and a little bit more. Just a little bit more. Per can. I love a Coca-Cola. 28. I'll have a Coca-Cola watching the tele. Yeah, what about, how do you want to snack on while you're watching this? I've got to be the Savois.

Well, funny you mentioned that. How much would you pay this? I've got to be the Savois. Well, funny you mentioned that. How much would you pay at a competitor supermarket for a box of Savois? Well, I wasn't a competitor supermarket just last week. And I saw a box of Savois for $3.35. Yeah, right. What's all the idea doing in Fortoni? I'm a little higher.

Just go a little higher, please. Because you keep saying price is very close to what the specials are. And if you just end up. It does add up. It does add up. What is the salada? $3.30.

And what did you say? $3.35. Well, it all adds up in here. It does add up. You know, when you get to the $1 from the coax, it's a dollar from the... But it doesn't add up if the IGA is a little further away. It's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that's true. But I'm not going to lie to my listeners. I'm not going to lie to my listeners. I'm not going to be dishonest. You know, I was out for wine with the CEO of both the CEO of Woolworths and the CEO of J.O. I was at the same time. I got the fish.

I got a sort of a sea bow where from. Now the new, that fish place down in the Creon Cathedral. You know, the fish place was run by the, and I was sitting there and they were discussing what they would charge for various items. Oh, they were sort of agreeing on numbers with it. Yeah, yeah. They agreed on the price of things. It's insider. Yeah, it's sort of agreeing on numbers with it. Yeah, agree on the price of things. It's insider. Yeah, it's sort of like two groups sort of setting the price. Yeah, it's an ice-air to them. And I said, oh, you know, I've got the deal with IGA.

And I couldn't lie, but I'm not gonna lie. You know, those are good friends. Am I a good people? And Santa's coming down the chimney. Santa's coming, coming down the chimney, getting suit all over him. Gotta wash those clothes. Wash those clothes with some Omo.

And now what's an Omo? Omo? What is an Omo? Come on, man. Come on, what's an Omo? Oh, an Omo. I've never been single once. I've had many wives, but there wasn't overlap.

Out much of it over. So I'm gonna clean your pants and suit Jack as well. Omo, you wanna get your whites wider, your brights brighter. White, white, your bright, bright. White, white, and bright, bright, bright. I suggest to sort of clean it. You judge a person by what they're wearing. And hair.

That's the first thing you do. Absolutely. They're wearing a clean shirt. And you can get half price. Half price. IGA. Yes. Oh, Mo, you're getting on.

I'll take my suit down to the, there's a place down the road, they don't form me. But just suit, yes, of course. It's dry cleaner. What about your undies and socks? I put them in a bag, I don't know, they put them in a bag and then they just get done. I've got a person, a person that takes the bag and takes the bag away.

No, John, when I was in national service in 1951, I cleaned my undies and socks. Yes, no, they made you do that. They did. They did. They did. They worked your bottom off. When I was in the Navy, I had to clean my own undies and socks. I was just over 40 years ago. I've never forgotten. Never forgotten how to shine my own shoes. Shined my own shoes? How much was the Yomo? I, went off the page, literally. I was thinking to write it. Is making up, if you want him.

No, no I won't. I like that a bit. Fair enough. He's a good man of character. Tell you who's not honest anymore. Eightth of a Sessionlady 10. Well, you're 18 and 50. But the worry's coming out, turns his bad.

Well, you know, I was out. I was still here at a functional last week. And I said to you, you better bloody step up from Dan? That's right. Because these bloody tunnels that have been put in. You see this on the train tunnels? I know. Who's catching a train?

That's right. Who's carries on with trains? Trains. They should be spending that money on the road. Speaking of trains. Trains are woke. Speaking of trains. Trains are woke?

Yeah, trains are woke. You heard about this one. Oh, I've heard. Yeah, Trains and they them work. Trains work. Yeah. Trains work. Marijuana work.

And if you have bike lanes, bike lanes, land lords, land lords, glass, we're good. I lost we mode down 19 bike people on their bus. But they weren't in the wrong lane. They were in the wrong. I went to the, I went to watch a movie the other week. Oh, yes? It was a Barbie movie.

I had a good time. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah. Who'd you go with? I went with them. My wife and my daughter, my eldest wife. Oh, nice, nice. Christopher Fordos. And they said, yeah, it's just for the girls.

And I said, oh, pop along. I like the Mago. Robbie, we had her on the show when she was on NABUS. She was promoted. You see? And the NABUS, she's always been a very hardworking girl. And I'm a pop along. And I had a great time.

I thought so much. How much do you think? Margot Robbie pays for Greyvox. What was that? How much do you think Margot Robbie pays for Greybox? What was that? How much do you think Margot, she's quite a success. Robbie pays for Greybox. I don't think she's buying the Greybox now. She might not be buying it, but she's paying for it.

How much is it? Well, Sima Source came up. I accidentally clicked on that. We can come on, Sima Source. Was that like the chicken tonight? Yeah, but a chicken chicken well, Sima source Shab was Sima sources $5.58

Brave I should have been playing this from the start reminds me of Christmas $4.50 $4.00 turned that bloody rap the way to The music of Tina, Tina, uh, Gray box. What's the grave? traditional gravy? What's this? What's this? Gravy for your, uh, for your hair. What about it?

Gray box, gravy mix 120 to 14, you know, we have an issue with this is like John. Right. Who's it? John. Johnny. Four and a half. Four and a half.

Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half.

Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. Four and I did. What a spook to me. He disappeared. I was the father of the whole time. He disappeared. How are you, Mark? Well, you're the youngest. We call Baby Mark. Baby Mark. You know how old are you? I'm 68 years old. I'm both his knees.

Still not both of my knees. I'm more robot than man now. Yes, yes, yes. Oh God, I don't have my origin. I've seen him kick through a wall. Have you seen the hydraulics he has? Have you seen Ghost in the Shed? The anime or the live action adaptation? Not the live action one, although I do love Scarlett Johansson. She's a wonderful actress. No, the animation from the Japan animation.

Oh yes, the, yes, yeah, yeah. So that Japan animation from. Oh yes, the, yes, yeah, yeah. So that Japanimation from the 90s, it's about a lady who's replaced, it was about a lot of things. So partly it's about a lady that replaced so many parts of her body she wonders if she's any longer human. And the only thing that she holds on to is the fact that she might have a soul.

You know, it's a surprise, I'm surprised that you've seen it. I'm surprised that you are... Oh my elders. No. Fan of Japanimation. Who used to make me watch a Japanimation? I've shown him old episodes of Star Trek with a kept little cook. They'd show me, show me used Japanimations.

And I used to think... The last year, Ben, was stunning. Is stunning. We watched it sometimes. Live action adaptation or the Nickelodeon... The manga. The manga. We have all the manga prints. Yeah, they did a manga run after the cartoons,

and so on. So, but there's a sort of a question she has. She says, I've replaced every part of my body. She has a beautiful monologue on her boat. She says, I've replaced every part of my body with a robot. And the only thing that I know about, the only thing that breaks me human is the fact that I have a soul. And the only thing that I know about, the only thing that makes me human is the fact that I have a soul. And I think to myself, I think, you

know, I've now got, I've replaced both of my hips, half of my spine, rot in your back, both of my knees, elbows, one of my wrists with a robot. And I think, what have I got left of them? I remember I've still got myself? And it closes out today from another wonderful night line, Melvin. And I'm going to read another poem and love that musical in Z, The Christmas Rose. And thank you, gentlemen, for joining me again. I'll see you next year. It's a pleasure. We're taking six months off now. Yes. And you'll six months off. We'll be back in six months. See you at the races.

So I'm talking about the races. In November Carnival season. And the girls put on their frocks and the men where their suits and go to Flemington. Put a... We have a couple of champs. Pressseco. Put a flutter on the seafing of the lake.

I'm preferring pressseco these days. Yes. What is... Ha! Raid the power. Raid the power. What is... Read the poem. I'm about to, um, oh holy no. At the Christmas. Oh, it sounds nice. He was my channel 9.

I'm going to be going down to a IGA after this getting me some omelette. No. Nothing more. And those prizes. Those prizes. What is the flower that blooms each year? Rose. In flowerless days.

Making a little blaze. On the bleak earth giving my heart some cheer. Hush the sky and hush the ground when the Christmas Rose has found. Oh, that looks beautiful. Look, it's white star on low earth. Raise a vision of rebirth. Who is the child that's born each year, his bedding straw, his grace enough to thaw.

Jesus, my withering life and millenium. What's this thing? Harsh the sky and hard the earth when the Christmas child comes forth. Jesus, look around a stable throne. Rush the sky and hard the earth when the Christmas child comes forth, Jesus. Look around a stable throne, beasts and wise men are at one. What men are we, the dear on near, the herod wise and our cold, with stivized? A deaths of innocence, a rule of fear.

Hust your earth full starred your sky, it started again, you've got a lot more Well, we are not after the hell I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna Christmas child Your rose of light CDS Lewis Would you like me to sing a Christmas song? Yes, please? Which one would you like to sing? Oh starry night? Lindsay will turn off the music. I don't know that one too Cut that crap. What's another one you'd like to hear? To close us out jingle bells jingle bell rock jingle bell rock but give it a bit of classic feel let me get the lyrics out there none of this Mariah Carey carry on on carry on

Yeah, I can't Christmas is you Can we get a karaoke of that is that out of rights? So what do we do? I could be a good buddy carry out give oh holy night. Oh holy night. That'll be on right I said something we can do Lindsay And that's a I have to say. It should be on Mr. Bea- or Mr. Bea- Who's a Mr. Bea-

What is it, what is it, Mr. Bea- Mr. Bea- Mr. Bea- Mr. Bea- Mr. Bea- He's a remarkable boy. What's this Mr. Brest you're talking about? You're talking about.

You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. It's worth $100. All the way up to $10 million. What time is this on? Well, it's on whatever time you enjoy. Channel 10. No, no, no.

No, no, no. And that road. And no, you use the Samsung, you press the... I love the Samsung channel. The channel's button comes over. There's one channel just Gordon Ramsay yelling at people. There's one channel just plays party of five.

That is the three AW Wi-Fi. I can't get you Yeah, you got no reception now. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lindsay, do we have the backing music pro, Holy Knife? No, we don't. No, that's all right. No, I can play it through my phone. No, no, no, no. These kids come out of the trobe and they, you know, they... No, that's all right. I understand.

Let's see, you know, it's... Holy Knife! Oh, Lord. The stars are brightly shining. Beautiful. Oh Lord! Beautiful. I think he's found his carol song. and see the name of him. Beautiful. He appeared in the sun and his wet.

A feel of hope that weary world rejoices. I on the break. I on the Lord's morn. Here it comes. Oh no breaks my unlovers more Here it comes Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Oh Hey, bro, they're a little bit oh He's got the full setter here When Christ was born He tried to let me cross the board He's gonna do it again. Oh, he's doing him

Divine He's gonna do it again. Oh, he's doing him. Oh, he'll go divine. Oh. Oh, no. Well, the switch from falsetto, the chest is struggling with it. Absolutely right. I'd like to express my love from us at 3AW Talking. Oh, no. Oh, he's still going. I'll see you next year.

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