Aunty Donna Podcast - A Best Of (From The First 100 Episodes)

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:02 A Listener Production What happens when you go on World Tour for three months? Your immune system gets bad, your body gets sore and you need to take a rest. That's why we don't do them that much anymore because they take a lot out of you. And one of the side effects is that we have run out of podcasts. And that's what you're hearing now. But we're taking that as an opportunity for you to yell at us. No, for us to put a best of on.
Starting point is 00:00:38 So we've picked one from the first 100. You know those ones that you comment, oh, used to be good. We went for one of them. And so this is one of them that we've picked for you to enjoy. If you haven't heard it before, this is an absolute classic. We hope you enjoy it. We'll be back soon with your regular programming. Enjoy that January sun in Australia.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Bye. We got an email. We got an email. Do you sing the email song, please, Mark? Oh, bop, bu, ba, hey, it's the antidun. Inboxes going bing, bing bong, and a bing bong means you've got an email. I meant the general email song. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Yeah, sorry. Oh, you know it's time for an inbox for you and you and the boys and girls and the people who don't identify as either or or. You're all beautiful flowers. Great. So now we've done that one. Now then you do the inbox one. Okay, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Ha! In inbox, when there's a mail in your bloody inbox, you've got to check it out and open it up. But what's inside? It's a couple of things and lots of it's spam and some of it's porn. Great. Did you want to add anything to the song? No.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Look, I think I've never heard any of those songs, and there was a real vibe of them being like established songs that ones seem to people reading an email. Do you not listen back to the podcasts when we do them? Now that we're sort of going across the board, I would just, for anyone listening, this is the first time you listen to a podcast. The bit of the podcast is that it's about two goofy boys, Mark and Broden, and someone in the late stages of dementia.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I just, I've never heard you guys doing that before. There's a podcast, you know, like there's ones about my favorite murder on my dad wrote a porn. This one, the joke is, the gimmick, the Sally point. they'll often give me simple maths problems I've been told. I don't remember, but they'll just give me simple maths problems, and I get sad about an hour into it. Yeah, it's really awful.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I do want to, if we ever... Yeah, it's called two goofs and someone who's in aged care. I think dementia is affected, I was talking to the boys, I think it's affected like 80% of this group, which is why I feel it's the first thing I think of... I'm going through it at the moment, and every time I visit my non-na...
Starting point is 00:03:19 You're going through it, or... Sorry, what? You're going... A hole. Very good. What are you talking about? No, go on. Every time I visit my non-na, her favorite thing to do now is to give me a tour of her house. But as she's giving me a tour of her house, she forgets that she's been giving me a tour of her house.
Starting point is 00:03:41 So I see the master bedroom, I think, four times every time she holds my hand and walks me to. This is the master bedroom, a bathroom, shower. Toilete. She just lists the things that are in the room. Can I ask a quick question? As upsetting and as sad as that is. Yes. Is it making you frustrated because you're realizing just how unrealistic
Starting point is 00:04:10 Memento is with that sort of remember for a little bit reset, remember for a little bit reset? Well, he had short-term memory loss. But there's not like a rolling sort of losing. No, that's true. He's like, he's like, yeah. It's relative, Guy Pearce is a brilliant actor. And my non-na, I would argue, she's a beautiful woman, but nowhere near as sexy as Guy Pearce.
Starting point is 00:04:32 She hams it up. What a man, no. Oh, isn't he just a hunker chunk? Your non-na is more of a, more of a Carrie Moss. Much more of a, yeah, of a Kerry and Moss. Out of the cast of that film. Yeah. She's Trinidad.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I think Carrie Ann Moss. Kerriane Kennelly, I think you meant. I thought... No, I said Kerry Ann Moss. What is her name? No, I said... No, I said... You said Carrey Moss and I said...
Starting point is 00:04:56 But I think... No, then I... No, no, listen. Will you fucking listen for a second? You said Carrie Moss. Listen. And then I said, Kerry Ann Moss. Or Mark, it's time with...
Starting point is 00:05:07 Facts with Zach. But... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Facts with Zach. Facts with Zach. Here we go. It's Fax with Zach. And Steve Gobbs.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Carrie Ann Moss is a Canadian actress following early roles in television she rose to international prominence for her roles of Trinity in the Matrix trilogy Wait, you just said Carrie Ann Moss Yeah, that was why I did it But I felt I needed to give more facts Is it Carrie Ann Moss?
Starting point is 00:05:34 It's Carrie Ann Moss Yeah That's fucked up One, two, three, well Facts with Zach Facts with Zach Is the go, it's Facts with Zach And Steve Gobs
Starting point is 00:05:46 Who didn't really feature in this episode We got email. Moss currently portrays Jerry Hogarth in several series of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, mainly Jessica Jones 2015 to present. Oh, I didn't know that. That's fantastic. I'm glad she's still working.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Boys, I've got some good news. She's an incredible actor. Did you like hear some good news? I would love to hear some good news from Brun and Kelly. The Hawaii. 5-0 is back on the air? Hawaii 5-0. Suffin and end.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Suffin and crime. Solving crimes. Sending. The Asian actors and they get upset and then it's just the white people and it's a little bit awkward. I don't know the full story there
Starting point is 00:06:27 so I won't comment. I can't believe it's back on the air. No, not. I was going to say the Hawaii Nuclear Alert was a false alarm. Self an alarm. Solving crimes. Solving crimes.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Hawaii FI though was my favorite TV show. Yeah, it was. good. It makes me think, what would I do if a nuclear bomb was heading here and would be here shortly? What would I do? I'd probably kiss my gal. And then I'd get in a race car, and I'd race around the
Starting point is 00:07:02 Phillip Island race track. And then I would go off a ramp, through a billboard and die in an explosion of flames. I'm a man of simple pleasure. I'd try and give myself that blow job I've always wanted. Just the stake in the blow job.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Oh, yum. Yeah. Hey, they get... I just always wanted one and I just reckon, you know, I just, you know, I just give it to myself a nice little treat. Oh, give yourself a blowjob. Hey, yeah, give myself that blowjob I've always wanted. Oh, that's great. Blow jobs that you've wanted to give yourself aside, we got an email.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Oh, we can get an email. This is, so if you're a regular listener to this podcast, what are you doing? Who are you? But more importantly. What's wrong? We started to put our feelers out from podcast inquiries the other week. we've got a bite. Would you like to hear, I'll read this email to you boys.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, first I just love to go, Arbonch. What is that? Harbonch. That's my new bite sound effect. So you say, we got a bite, and then I do my bite sound effect. Go? So the email, we got a bite.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Harbonch. A bonch. Yeah, harbonch. So, I think it's more like, I think that's a better bite sound effect. What was that sketch show in the 70s, in the 90s, no, in the naughties on Channel 7? Big bite.
Starting point is 00:08:26 The big bite. Hush. Abomch. I was thinking of your skit house. No, I think you're thinking of the big. Hach bunch. Hibonch. Sounds like you're saying,
Starting point is 00:08:40 harbunch flowers, plas. No, no, you go, oh yeah. Man, a great meatball sub. Give me some out. Habmch. You know that, um. I'd be like, I'd love to just bite into a crispy head of lettuce.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy. Some delicious Caesar salad. Hey. Hey, boys. Yeah. You know that large oceanic bay, the open bay off the central and western portions of the southern coastline of mainland Australia?
Starting point is 00:09:09 You know, like that bottom bit of... Oh, the Great Barrier Reef? No. No, that's north-east. The Great Australian... Habomcha. The Great Australian Bight? The Great Australian Bight, that's right.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Harboncha. It's getting, you're adding more Vow sounds to it as it goes along. You guys remember, you know, like, no, it was like, Harbon. And now it's like, harboncha. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Haboncha. So say bite, say, say we've got a bite. No. Just say we got a bite. I don't want to. Why don't you want to say it? I feel you're just going to go, Arbonch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Might sound a fair. We got a bite. How bon, Chameau. So when you go out for dinner, you have a crunchy meal? Yeah. I love crunchy meals. I love a crunch.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I'm not a fan of crunchies, the chocolate bar. Not crunchy enough for me. You like Violet Crumble? I love Violet Crumble. How much crunchier can you get? Or what could you possibly want to make a crunchy more crunchy? I like glass.
Starting point is 00:10:11 And you're not talking about Nestle's crunch. Glass. I feel like there could be some confusion because for our American listeners, you have a bar made by Nestle called Crunch, which is milk chocolate with rice Krispies. We're not talking about that in Australia. It's more of a crisp. What's called Crunch?
Starting point is 00:10:29 A crackle, not a crunch. You know what I'd love to see? Because we got different snacks to the US to the UK. I'd love to see a video where it's like Americans trying Australian food and on a table. Does anyone? I don't think that'll take off. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:10:42 No, I really think. Or even like, yeah, like sort of British sweets but Americans try them or um... What about like kids listening to music their parents listen to or hearing a band? I would love to see an old cunt listen to Slipknot. Or imagine you play the songs that they like and they just, they have to not sing along.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Good luck. Good luck. Imagine having to sit there through a song you like. Oh, oh, here I go. Don't envy that position. There's a like a YouTube video about a cool, sexy guy. who finds dead bodies.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Yeah, I'd love to see that. Just so long as, as, so long as occasionally he, like, talks about mental health. And it's absolutely imperative that he's wearing some sort of hat from an animated film. I'd watch that.
Starting point is 00:11:34 It has to be fluffy. Hi, Donna. Oh, this is the email. Hi, Donna. Hi. Thank you for your interest in a Domino's franchise. Boo. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:45 We got a bite. Harboncha. Ha, bong. To ensure we have the correct details for you in our system, can you please confirm your date of birth and full name? Oh, no. In the meantime, please find a link to our franchise information booklet. The booklet contains loads of useful information,
Starting point is 00:12:11 including the benefits of becoming a franchisee, our franchisee requirements, insight into the Domino's brand, detailed information regarding our franchise model, franchisee, testimonials and so on. Please also take a moment to read this information statement. Provided in accordance with the franchise code of conduct. Do we want to read that? Once we receive confirmation of your details, we will send you an information request form to complete.
Starting point is 00:12:42 I... Regards someone from Domino's. I'm going to be honest with you, boys. I don't know if I'm not interested in Domino's franchise anymore because I had a nasty experience with Domino's over our little holiday break. The first page of this PDF is it says, why, in full big capital is, why Domino's pizza? No need to ask the question. We've already inquired.
Starting point is 00:13:04 We're already interested. Well, because it's not just about pizza, but it's about technology, isn't it? And community. And community. And that's the thing that most excites me about Domino's pizza. Oh my God, it's done me. I just saw Zach's face like mold into, like just very slowly, not like in a movie, just very slowly he became Don Mij.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I have a question for you, Domij. Yeah, absolutely. Are you the CEO of Domino's Australia? Yes, I am. Bum! I don't think that's right. Okay. Because I was looking at the Domino's Facebook page the other day, and I hope I don't embarrass myself.
Starting point is 00:13:42 No, no, that's fun. But it said there was a video from somebody. else. Go fuck yourself. There was a post from somebody else claiming to be the CEO of Domino's Australia, a video of them. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm looking it up.
Starting point is 00:14:04 This is taken, please fill the air while I do this. Sure. What is, can you guys, I just want to, I'm, all I'm trying to do right now. I got you back, bro. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I'm just, I'm not going to be able to talk. Yes, Domino's Australia CEO, Nick Knight. Nick Knight is the CEO of Domino's Australia, Don Meage.
Starting point is 00:14:29 So I've got a fucking question for you. Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my life? This is incredible. What the, hang on. Domino's, I'm going to play this video for you right now. Domino's, look at him, and he looks like Broden. And he looks like Brodan. He's true.
Starting point is 00:14:48 He's a bald fat guy. Look up. That looks just like... Look up. Domino's Australia. And Domino's Australia CEO is Nick Knight, a much better name than Don Meij, which is also pronounced wrong, Zach. It's Don Mage. Zach...
Starting point is 00:15:02 It's a bad news I want to share with you. I'll start with the bad. Oh my God. Sorry. Mark, Zach, audience listeners, this is a big deal. What? What? In their run out, please check.
Starting point is 00:15:13 The good news is. Don May, we've been, we've had you in week after week after week on the belief that you are the CEO of Domino's. And now we're sitting here. Mark's brought information that you're a liar. Yeah, and what we just heard was the voice of Nick Knight, spelled K-N-I-G-H-T, as in the Dark Knight, as in the Dark Knight, who looks a bit like Broden. He's an ugly, ugly man. No, no, you're a beautiful, gorgeous human being, and so it's Nick Knight. I reckon you both bench about the same. I bench, depends on what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:15:46 If I'm doing chess press, like I try and get up to, just dumbbells and stuff, I'll maybe just get to your 16s, your 18s on the dumbbell. It's a gym junkie. I'm a gym junkie. Domese, what the fuck? What the fuck? Who the fuck is Nick Knight?
Starting point is 00:15:59 Who the fuck are you? Hi, thank you so much for your question mark. Oh, no, he's gone to the prepared statement. So the thing about Domino's Australia. Here we go. We started out as quite a small brand. A small offshoot of the... What are you talking about? You're a giant US company.
Starting point is 00:16:17 A small offshoot of the American company. We started with a few stores in Brisbane when I started out just driving cars and whatnot. Driving cars? I was a delivery driver for Domino's Australia. Now, back then, we didn't have the apps. How do we know you actually... Who's Nick Knight? Cunt?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Who is Nick Knight? Answer my question. You slippery little snake. What I've been doing my research for this character... I just want to say that I didn't think I had to do this much research that I knew the entire board. Stop pretending you, Zach Don Mij. Okay, so basically we have a lot of decadent treats here at Dobino's Australia. We have pizzas and we've just released the chocolate pizza.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I don't know what to believe anymore. Do you really have chocolate pizza? We absolutely do and the chocolate pizza is absolutely delicious. Oh, really? Hang on a way. It's got chocolate topping, it's got marshmallows and chalk fudge brownies, which we've been selling in our store for quite a while. All right. Canada at Dommeage, Mark and I have a very important question for us.
Starting point is 00:17:16 And it's giving me, we want this answered right now. We don't want you to duck and weave. We want a straight answer. Are the marshmallows put in the oven with the rest of the chalky? Because if it is it put on afterwards, it melted marshmallow. Okay, so I'm going to have to check with Kitchen HQ on that one. And all the sire. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he got me.
Starting point is 00:17:36 He got me. He got you. He tricked me again. He's a slippery little snail. Stop it, you escargo bitch. I want to know who the hell is Nick Knight? Why is he claiming to be Domino's Australia CEO when you claim to be Domino Australia's CEO?
Starting point is 00:17:51 And what is his massage for passionate vegan cheese message? What is his message for passionate vegan cheese fans? And how much would it cost to get marked check by a dyslexic specialist? Well, I think I do genuinely have a problem. But I'm not going to go as far as to say I'm dyslexic.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I know, I can, I can, I can operate every day. Like you, it's not, it's not hindering you. There are people. No, I'm just a bit of a dumb, dumb. Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, sorry, Domit's, what is it? No, that's fun. You are not dumb. Shut up, man.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Hey, I'm stupid. Hey, you're not dumb. Shut, shut up. You are not, you are a very clever year night. You don't know me. Hey. What? Just because you get stressed at school doesn't mean you should go down and start
Starting point is 00:18:38 acting up. I'm going to take that with love. All right. Now, Don Meij, who is Nick Young? And don't try... Nick Knight. Nick Knight. Who is Nick Young? Stop avoiding the question. Let me tell you about Nick Knight. Nick Knight is the CEO of Australia and New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:18:56 And I'm often seeing him in the office. I recently... Who's in charge? Who are you? Absolutely. I will get to that. And I recently talked to Nick Knight about the delicious new range of vegan pizzas. Now, I know we've had a lot of demands from a lot of our fans that love. pizza, but haven't been able to eat, eat that pizza due to a number of factors. Some are lactose intolerant or some make that moral choice.
Starting point is 00:19:19 We've actually announced a new vegan range of pizza. That's fantastic that you've got vegan cheese. I have a lot of vegan friends. Yeah, there's a lot of vegan friends. That's really cool. Thank you. Can I ask you a question about the Domino's vegan cheese? Could I get like a pepperoni pizza with vegan cheese?
Starting point is 00:19:33 Absolutely, you could. Maybe you're lactose intolerant. Yeah, right. Domino's Australia. Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, wait a minute. Wait a goddamn second. Why aren't you answering our question? Another question.
Starting point is 00:19:44 What is your official position? More importantly for me, and the thing that's really upsetting me, the name Nick Knight, right? Is a very cool name. When I was a kid, Nickelodeon on cable, would at night turn into Nick at Night, which would play old 60s and 70 shows. Maybe this is the same Nick. Let me ask you, Roden, what was your favorite snack to have when you were watching Nick at night? Or probably a pizza pie. Yeah, see, I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:20:11 A lot of my mother recently, I was around at my mother's house, and we were watching some television. And I actually used the new Domino's Deals app. You have a separate app? Yeah, that's a separate app. It's instead of having those little broches, making a lot of wastage, it's a separate app where you can find all the deals that are happening at your local Domino's. And everyone knows that I love to use that when I'm watching television with my mother. Just about the new New York range. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Are those pizzas made fresh? Oh, absolutely. Everything at Domino's is made fresh. Everything is fresh. Because I had an experience. Oh, okay, sure. This is quite genuine. I had an experience with Domino's.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I wanted to try the new New York Range pizza because you boys know me. You know, I love a New York slice. Yeah. And the whole thing at New York is you get an authentic 16-inch, I think, New Yorker pizza. Comes in four different varieties. You got the cheese. You got the pepperoni. You got the big one.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah. You got the other one with a lots of meat. But it's not a lot of toppings. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Shut your mouth. Up, New York. Shut up. Okay, all right, sure. I'm not done. Okay, sure. But there is a lot of cheese. Anyway, go on.
Starting point is 00:21:17 There's a lot of cheese in your story. There's a big cheesy pizza, and that's what people remember from their trips away. What I did was. Shut up, stop it! I rang up. It's Domino's. And I said, I would like your New Yorker cheese pizza with mushrooms. And you know what they said to me?
Starting point is 00:21:34 We cannot do that. Oh, okay. And I said, you're making them fresh down there, boys? And they said, of course we are. And I said, so just chuck a bit of mushies on the top. I'll pay for it. The mushroom is an ingredient that you can get on one of the four New York range pizzas. So why can't you just pop it on there?
Starting point is 00:21:52 And they said, we don't do it. They just said, we cannot. It is impossible for us to take mushrooms and put them onto a fucking cheese pizza, even if I was willing to pay. Now, I want an explanation because what I'm planning to do now, because I think I've come up with a way to maybe get them. Yeah, okay. I think maybe I can get them.
Starting point is 00:22:15 You got to hurt them. I'm going to hurt them. And I want to ring a dominoes now, see if I can order a New York pizza with mushrooms in a bit of a roundabout way. Okay, sure. Because I've got a plan. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Can I answer your question, Mark? Okay. So we have a lot of people traveling abroad. They're going to New York, and they're noticing that... Traveling with abroad. No. What is just the 1950s? No, they're traveling abroad.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And they're coming back and they're telling their family and friends about these delicious New York pizzas. They don't have a lot of toppings. And let me tell you... If you had a negative experience at Domino's, please feel free to contact us directly. And we will get back in touch. Please supply personal information. Domino's social media team. What the hell was that?
Starting point is 00:23:02 What will be happy to help? Hey, sorry. Go back a second. Can we rewind? Yeah. Sure. Where are we? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:23:14 So tell you, uh, Dom, Don. Yeah, Don. Dom. I wish it was Dom. I say that every day to my life. Did you just do a generic? Did you turn, are you a robot? No, no, no, I'm Don Mish.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm the CEO of Domino's Australia. And let me tell me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Then who's Nick Knight? Okay, we've got a lot of questions coming at me right now. Mark, here's my idea. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Could we do, could you ring them? and not play the person's voice because I'm worried about them suing us and being on to us. So if you ring them and we just hear your side of the conversation... Okay, all right. Because every time you boys do a crank call, and I tell you, I do enjoy the crank calls.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I think of that time of that right up. Are we going to get a pizza? Pardon? Are you ordering a pizza? No, no, no. Use the Donner card. I'm going to cancel the year. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'm not going to get... Hi, hello. I'm calling Domino's... My name's Mark. I was wondering if I could order one of your New York Range pizzas. Okay. You know the new New York Range pizzas? It's hard to say. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:24:21 We would like to get it delivered. Now, I just want to see, I want to order the cheese pizza. Can I get that with mushrooms? Oh. Yeah. Yes. You don't have them. You can only do the cheese.
Starting point is 00:24:40 You can't put mushrooms on there. Are you making those boys fresh? You are making them fresh. So why is it, what can I ask why it's, you're not able to put mushrooms on the cheese pizza? I actually have the answer to this question. Yes, yes. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Okay. Well, that's okay. So you know the one with, um, that's got everything that's got the mushroom and the, and the sausage and the pepperoni? Yes. Yeah, the pepperoni sausage and mushroom. Can I order that? But, um, there's a couple of things on there that I'm allergic to.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Am I able to get them removed? Yeah, yeah, so I'd like to order the sausage pepperoni mushroom, New York Range pizza, but are you able to take off the sausage and the pepperoni just because I'm allergic? No, no, no, no. So I want the New York Range pizza. Oh my God. Yeah? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yes. Yes. Yes. So I would like the one that's got sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, and cheese. but the pepperoni and the sausage makes my tum-tum hurt. So could I please get it without the sausage and the pepperoni? No, no, I just want the sausage, pepperoni, mushroom cheese pizza, but without the sausage and the pepperoni.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah, no sausage, no pepperoni. Just the New York range. Yeah, yeah, it would be just mushroom and cheese, yeah. I can get that? I can do that. Great, thank you so much. I just need to check with... Yeah, to...
Starting point is 00:26:40 ...street, please. Delivered. Yep, it's... The contact number is zero... Yeah. Yep, the name is Mark. Mm-hmm. The address is...
Starting point is 00:26:56 Pardon? Great. So just... I just want to double-check that order. Jesus. That's right. So, yeah, it's the New York Range, sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom pizza
Starting point is 00:27:16 with no pepperoni and no sausage. Is it, am I able to order one of the New York pizzas as well, just cheese with mushroom? So you can do that? Great. Actually, no, I'll probably just stick to the first order, sorry. I'll probably just have the sausage pepperoni mushroom cheese pizza with no pepperoni of sausage. Yeah, just the one pizza. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:54 That's great. We'll pay by card. That's great. Good. A few chunky thickshakes. No. Great. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Cheers. Ah. So you've beaten Domino's. I fucking beat them. You beat some franchise owner. Those pieces of shit. I couldn't fucking believe it. I knew that would work.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Don Meij, I knew that would work. What's your thoughts on this, Don Meij? Firstly, I just want to say thank you for investing $20 into my company. I really feel like you have one there, Mark. I'm a loser and gee whiz. I'm really loving. I hope you die.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I hope you die. After my experience I've had, I want all CEOs of Domino's Australia, which apparently there's two. Apparently there's fucking 20 of them to die. Okay. Okay, that's really extreme, huh? Look what I had to go through to get a cheese pizza with mushroom.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Domiche, that is fair. It's just that I am a real person with a family. I have a house in Queensland. Speaking of which, Manu... Yes. Well, that's the end of the episode. I just wanted to say Manu.
Starting point is 00:29:12 You know, we can go slightly over the half hour. There's a Manu movie coming out. There's a Manu movie? A manuvi? A manuvi? And I'll tell you what. The thing is, you can go see that at the cinema, get yourself some popcorn,
Starting point is 00:29:28 or my personal recommendation. Wait until it's on video on demand. download that for the 48-hour rental. Maybe order some Domino's Australia. Is it like a documentary about Manu like cooking? Or is it like... Or is it like three billboards outside Ebbing Missouri, but sarring Mano. Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:29:46 I think we should maybe talk to Manu in a later podcast. All right, I'd love to talk to Manu about his movie. Great. All right. Well, thank you everyone. We're going to go get ourselves a... What pizza do we get? So we are finally getting a New York's range pizza with cheese and mushrooms.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Well, it's the pepperoni sauce. sausage mushroom cheese pizza, but without the pepperoni and the sausage. And if you want to help Mark abuse more local franchisees trying to make their way in the world, hit up www.com slash auntie Donna. He said he couldn't do it. Let's not forget that. The start of the conversation, he said, I cannot do a cheese pizza with mushrooms. That's because I've actually put down an order.
Starting point is 00:30:23 They've probably gotten an email from my team saying, don't do that. Because a lot of people in Australia, they think pizza's all about piling on the ingredients. But actually in New York, it's about simple ingredients. not too many. They're making them boys fresh. There's no excuse. It's two ingredients. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:30:39 But just as we're trialing the range, we just thought it was important, just to keep it simple. So we're not piling on ingredients like we do in Australia. Anyway, I'll just mention the Patreon. Otherwise, over to you, boys. Did you mention the Patreon?
Starting point is 00:30:52 I just did mention the Patreon. Did you? Yeah. Oh, great. Patreon. Patreon.com slash Auntie Donner. Thanks so much to all. We've got to pay for the pizza.
Starting point is 00:31:03 You've been listening to the Antitona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donna Club.com. See you next week.

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