Aunty Donna Podcast - A Big Change - Fishing Month Part #2

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A listener production. Folks, I hope you're ready for the thrilling second installment of the worst fucking run we ever do. The fishing down by the fish. Go to the arndydonadocom.com arndydonadocom.com to find to see the thrilling visuals of fishing. May God be with us, Joy. Welcome back to Fishing Month.
Starting point is 00:00:46 If you didn't know, Aunty Donna, always innovating, always pushing forward. We are the group after all that we made the first Netflix comedy show. We made the first Fresh Blood Pilot. We were the first people to get cancelled. To get cancelled. We were the first people to get cancelled. To get cancelled. We were the first people to come back from being cancelled. Netflix cancelled, I mean not...
Starting point is 00:01:10 Yeah, are cancelled from Netflix. We're the first group to ever adapt a YouTube video into a children's picture book. I feel pretty confident saying that. You're fairly confident in that, yeah. And the first one's to do with podcast fishing. Yeah. That's what we're doing today. And if you need to understand the context, the law,
Starting point is 00:01:33 normally I would say go back to the last episode. I think you're good. We're fishing. It's all right. Last week's is un-listenable content that shouldn't be consumed by anyone. Well, if you want to know the definition of what a first boy is, I highly recommend.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Go back and listen to it if you want a first boy for sure. Because we're going to be saying things like first boy, first dad, only dad, only boy, first boy in relation to Dutch people. Yes, we're not going to be explaining ourselves this episode when we're referring to first boys. Catch the fuck up. That's First Boys. We're not going to be explaining ourselves this episode when we're referring to First Boys. That's the fuck up. What I will say is there has been an evolution of the terminology. In the same way that English people don't call English muffins English muffins, they
Starting point is 00:02:16 just call them muffins. Yes. And in the same way that in Animorphs, a man will transform into a beetle or some sort of beast of the land. It's a transformation that they go through. No. What? I mean, in the, I believe, scholastic or at least within that realm. It is scholastic.
Starting point is 00:02:41 In the scholastic Animorph series, a man or, when I say man I just mean a human, a first boy. Not a first boy. But some may be first boys. I believe maybe the Andalite at the start of the first one might have been a parent. They would at least have every animal. But I don't know if the Andalites have gender in the way that we do. The Yerks.
Starting point is 00:03:04 The Yerks are slugs. Again, I don't know how the Anderlites have gender in the way that we do. The yurks. The yurks are slugs. Again, I don't know how the yurks reproduce. How do you like your yurks? I like mine sunny-side up. I would not cook a yurk. Why are you saying what? Did you say egg-urk? Yurk. I like my yurks sunny-side up.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Are you talking about you cook a yurk? I cook a yurk. Are you saying, are you hearing egg as yurkerk? I cook a yerk. Are you hearing egg as yerk? Yolk, I think. Yolk. Because I was really thrown. What the fuck are you talking about? Listen, we made a promise.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Egg yolk. Egg yolk. Egg yolk. Egg yolk. Why won't you look at me? I thought you were talking about pulling a yerk out of your parents ear and cooking it. I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed and so I don't want to make eye contact with you.
Starting point is 00:03:51 You understand you brought up animorphs. Yes. So for you to bring up animorphs and then not understand that when Broden says yerk is referring to the villainous slug species that goes into the animorphs parents ears. I'm going to be honest, I've never readamorphs, but on the covers you see the transformation. And now what the fuck, what the fuck has that got to do with what I was about to say about first boy? What I was saying was that every anamorph would have a first boy. Yes. In your definition.
Starting point is 00:04:22 And they've got yurks in their ear. The Dutch ones might have mine. That's why they have to fight the yurk boy. Yes. In your definition. And they've got yurks in their ear. The Dutch might have mine. That's why they have to fight the yurk empire. Yeah. The yurks killed all of the andalites. I'm aware of that. And if you want more detail on that story check out the andalite chronicles. But do you see, did you, you heard yurk and you genuinely thought I was talking about the yoke an egg. No, I was... Because if you had said like an egg, sure.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yeah. Look, look. There's two things we've got to get through. One, how things have changed for this podcast. Because there's a big change, there's a big difference. And also, why don't you just say Optimus Prime? I think that would have been such a clearer... Also...
Starting point is 00:05:02 He doesn't transform. But what I was gonna say... Into a truck! Optimus Prime. Turns into a truck or a gorilla depending on what... If you were looking at the Beast Wars series. That's Optimus Primal. He's my Optimus.
Starting point is 00:05:15 It's Optimus Primal, I'm so sorry. And now he doesn't know the fuck they're talking about. Dip shit. I was just gonna say something. I didn't know we... Go, go. I didn't know we- I was just gonna say something. Go, go. I didn't know we came, I thought we came fishing to shoot the shit, relax, get away from city life,
Starting point is 00:05:31 come out into the wilderness, touch base with Mother Earth again. Who the fuck in poor Melbourne can't? Well I didn't know we came here to bully me. Now if that was a directive that I missed. Oh yeah you missed that. No I'm sorry, Mark, I'm sorry. Was that a discussion you guys had before?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Mark, it wasn't my intention. I was really upset when you said the yokes were egg yolks. Yeah, and I was upset because I was gonna say something about the... Can we start again? Can we start again? Can we start from the start? I'd love to start fresh,
Starting point is 00:05:57 as if we were scaling a fish that we caught for dinner, which my line is, still caught as hell. I think before we start fresh, I do wanna give a little bit of a teaser for this episode. For anyone listening thinking, what am I going to get out of this episode? Sure we're going to get to the bottom of what the fuck Mark was talking about with the animals. I'll also explain a little bit more the etymology and how first dad works, first boy dad works. I think we're alright. I just had one thing to say and lastly this is the big thing.
Starting point is 00:06:34 This is the big change. We will talk about the promised big change of the podcast that's going to be up top. We're also going gonna be talking about how we're gonna prepare this fish for lunch. Oh yes. Oh yeah. Oh yes. But that's that's all that and more coming up on Fishing Podcast episode 2. I don't even know if we're 15 minutes in of this one. No that was then we're restarting now. Of course. Welcome to the Fishing Podcast. And put the, and Lindsay, we put it in the intro again there. Welcome to the Fishing Podcast, episode two.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I just wanted to say quickly, very quickly, that if I refer to First Boy... Oh, God. I'm referring to that. Oh, God. Just go... Just very quickly, let me quickly say... Yeah, no, but you can just say...
Starting point is 00:07:38 Guys, come on. Go back to the... Not the last podcast because that's... No, no, no, this is a new piece of information. You need to hear this as well. OK, well then I'm excited. If I refer... Like an English muffin... Is?
Starting point is 00:07:50 Is referred to as a muffin in England. If I refer to First Boy, I am referring, of course... I think they call him English muffins. ...to a dad. I think maybe now for clarity. But there was a time where they just called them muffins. What did they call muffins? They're American muff just called the muffins. What did they call muffins? that American muffins American muffins
Starting point is 00:08:09 That they did call English muffins just muffins when being that for a sweet muffin Why would they call them English muffins? How do they discern between a? Muffin and a muffin it's it's to illustrate a point. It's no one's drawing here. I don't have a pen or paper. I'm drawing with the mind's eye. Oh. Can I just make my point? If I refer to a first boy, I'm referring to my father, your father, our father. What? If I refer to a Dutch first boy, that is me referring to Mark's concept of the first boy. Funnily enough, how would a Dutch first boy say yoke? Yoke. Yoke.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yoke. That's right. Very good, very good. Now, I want to touch on Animorphs for a second. And how is that? And also let me know in a positive, chill way what that had to do with my thing about Dutch first boy. No, I think it had to do with my thing about Dutch First Boy. No, I think it had to do with muffin. Transformative or?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Something. How you cut muffin? Just how things can change. Life changes. That's why I like fishing, because I like to reflect on the changes in my life. And much in the way that a man, you know, can change from human to aquatic. To anything, as long as they're touching. But you can only do it for two hours or else you're trapped.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Tobias became an eagle because of that. Trapped in the body of an eagle. Can we get off Adam Ops? If you get off, you get off on whatever you want to get off on. Me, I just read them, I enjoyed them, and then I, well, I never read them. Did you never read them? No, I was more into Goosebumps because I liked spooky stuff. I liked both.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I read both. I was more, I liked to live in terror. I had all the books, I didn't read them. Animorphs? But I watched the shows. I loved animals, loved it. I watched the show a lot. I also liked Rowan of Wrynn and I liked, what was the one, the one with the belt? Really liked the one with the belt, that was my favourite. Oh, collecting the jewels on the belt. Same author as Rowan of Rydn. Not relevant, not interesting. Moving on. That's not true. If you know the name of the Belt Gem books.
Starting point is 00:10:33 The Belt Gem books from the same author as Rowan of Rydn. Let us know in the end of the go-go comments. I would Google it, but we are not getting any reception out here in that bush. We've gone, we've done a technology cleanse, like in the third season of White Lotus. I'm terrified to check my phone in case our company is completely fallen apart or they found out about the embezzling or something like that. But I won't do it because otherwise I might go to security, get a gun, take the gun, hide it in a set of drawers,
Starting point is 00:11:06 and then I won't be there later. And then I might accidentally poison who would refer to me as their first boy. I've got 5G in full bars. You barred up? He's talking about the reception. No, I'm talking about the same. So you looked that up to prove me wrong,
Starting point is 00:11:23 but you didn't think while you're on your phone you'd just chuck in Rowan of Rin, Jem's Belt. I don't want to waste my data. Do you know what's crazy? Can someone Google it for me, please? Do you know what's crazy? Lucy, can you Google it for me? Rowan of Rin, Jem's Belt. I don't think that's appropriate for a podcast to talk to someone. That's Lucy's job isn't to Google What books you read as a child? What's the children's book, gems, belt? She's hired to sit here and watch us do the podcast. Del Toro Quest. Del Toro Quest. Lucy you're good mate, it's Del Toro Quest. When you go to the gym Broden are you on a quest for your deltoras? To strengthen them? In a way, sure.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Now, do you know what's crazy about this is this is fishing. Is it not? What is that alien-like UFO sound I'm hearing often? I don't know if the viewers at home can hear it. Sort of go, bubububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububub We've got, I believe it's security breached the massive crater ships across the world. Isn't it crazy to think that at any given time over there, so we're sitting across from a big docking port, they've got the big, those big, what are the crates?
Starting point is 00:12:35 Shipping containers and giant ships, that one of those ships has a Captain Phillips type character on it, both of them probably have a Captain Phillips type character. And in that shipping container, there could be some sort of Phillips type character on it, both of them probably have a Captain Phillips type character. And in that shipping container there could be some sort of meeting between, with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino is listening in, there could be a drug deal that Batman's gonna come and stop.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah. All those things could be happening just behind that shipping container. Drugs and dolls. You know? That's what the movies are all about. Is they're saying behind that door, over that body of water, who knows what's going on. It's movie magic. That's the magic of movies for me.
Starting point is 00:13:22 But the magic of fishing is- This could be worse than the last one. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's getting better, or has the potential to get better because we still haven't revealed the big change that happened. Shall we talk about that? Now, the viewers that are watching on...
Starting point is 00:13:36 I've run out of other shit to say. Oh, and we're talking about the lunch too. Everyone that's watching, they'll know the big change. Yeah, you would have seen it in the media. I think you might hear the big change. Is your you will have seen it in the media. Everyone that's listening, I think you might hear the big change. Is your line getting taught, bro? Oh yeah. Oof.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Now you might hear the big change. Last podcast, shall I announce it? Yeah. Last podcast, I'm sitting in the middle, right? So usually we're in more of a semi-circle, but right now we're sitting in a line against this body of water so we can all have the best access to that fish.
Starting point is 00:14:05 That's why your nickname is Jimmy Eats World today. Why? Why? Because he's in the middle. What do you mean? Just take some time, little girl, little middle of the road. Why do you call me Malcolm? I don't understand that reference.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Malcolm is in the middle. That's the most culturally ubiquitous middle. Do you know he doesn't remember a single day of filming? That's not true. He doesn't remember one single day of filming. It's been wiped from his memory. No, he just said, I don't remember big chunks because no one remembers big chunks of their childhood.
Starting point is 00:14:41 That's not what I read, briefly. That's not what I read the headline of. While scrolling, you only fucking remember one single thing. So when I was doing the last podcast, you probably heard me turning. I'm sitting in the middle, turning my head, and you go, oh, Zach's talking to Broden. I don't hear him as clearly.
Starting point is 00:15:02 He's talking to Mark. I hear him more. That was because in order to facilitate us getting the best chances of catching our lunch, we've made the decision to sacrifice some of those technical things that we have in studio. Usually we'd have a big microphone in front of us but we want to have the best view of the water of our rods. So we've done away with those traditional podcast microphones. Instead we've got lapels. Now the boys have got lapels on their shirts. I had a lapel
Starting point is 00:15:38 on my shirt initially but I was turning my head being that I'm a regular Jimmy eats world Thank you, but as you can probably see if you're watching and as you can hear as I move my head Let's let's do a demonstration As I move my head right this is not important. It's not we promise the big change There was a change It's important that Zach gets through this, because listeners at home are going to be confused if we don't bring it. And I refuse to lie to our listeners.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Fishing is about truth, it's about bonding, it's about getting outdoors in the dirt with Mother Nature. Let the man finish. So Broden, I'm going to need you, you're to my left. I'm going to need you to talk to me, and I'm going to turn, you're to my left. I'm gonna need you to talk to me and I'm going to turn my head and talk to you. It doesn't need this much detail. To be fair, it doesn't need this much setup.
Starting point is 00:16:31 You defended me. Yeah, but then you sort of, you kind of just immediately just kind of crashed it into the water for me. Well, that's what I was always gonna do, that I think you broadly agree with Broden then. No, I'm more of a Malcolm in this situation. I think you can just sort of cut to it a bit quicker. So now you use Malcolm?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Now you're using Malcolm? I'm trying to connect on your level. If I'm throwing out Jimmy Eats world references... I felt like an idiot. You made me feel like an idiot with your Jimmy Eats world. Like a basket case, would you say? Made you feel like a basket case? Green Day? Start calling you Green Day.
Starting point is 00:17:16 You know. You know that I... Like, I was gonna try and do a bit, but... It's not funny, you know. When we're in the studio, you do a thing, I go, I'm gonna yes and all the way to the bank. But I go, does the bank really matter? Not when you're fishing.
Starting point is 00:17:35 When you're out fishing, there are things more important than yes and. Lunch. Catching your lunch. And bonding, I would say. Like my first boy and his first boy before him. Yeah. You know, I feel a connection when I'm out catching my lunch.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I feel a connection, many first boys back, to the shores of Ireland. You know, the shores of Ireland during the potato famine. When my great, great, great, great, great first boy had to go out and catch his lunch because the Brits wouldn't let him have their potatoes. Not too busy eating their muffins. Yes. Also known as English muffins. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Or American muffins perhaps. Maybe at the time, yeah. Now, the big reveal is I have a- It's good I heard and it's good. It's good Broden. It's getting way better. It's good How do I describe that I'm lost I'm at loss you seem to agree you tell me talk to me phone Hey, it's on your hat. Oh, hey. How are you? Good, thank you. Look to Mark. Alright, now I'll turn my head to Mark. Hello.
Starting point is 00:18:48 But then I covered it with my hand to scratch. Go, go again. Hello, Bronan, how are you? Hi Zach, I'm good. Now I'll turn my head now, you'll notice that as I turn my head, and I'm in the process of turning my head right now, you'll notice that my voice is not getting further away at all. Hi Mark, how are you? I'm very my head right now. You'll notice that my voice is not getting further away at all. Hi Mark, how are you?
Starting point is 00:19:06 I'm very well, Zach. I'm gonna turn my head again, moving towards Broden. And again, as a listener, you're going to realise my voice is not leaving the microphone. Now if it was taped to my body, it would. That is because, folks, The big change? The big change is that my microphone
Starting point is 00:19:24 is now clipped to my hat. Oh, gosh. So, but that, but it did change. It changed a lot. For me, it changed a lot. I wasn't so sure. You went in pretty hard about promoting this. Well, you know, when you, you know, like my line has been taught from the moment we started recording this podcast and I haven't caught a damn thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:53 And we're not catching fish because to be clear again, there is no bait or hooks. I'd rather keep the illusion alive though. All right, we'll just ignore what I just said. Yeah. But my line is taught for one or two reasons There is a fish just fucking holding on That I refuse to reel in as the tenacity of a stubborn child Or it's the anchors just caught on a rock
Starting point is 00:20:20 Let it go. Oh, you probably want to go slack Let it go. Oh you probably want to go slack. Go mate, go time. Go it up again. It's one of the two things and I'm running out of stuff. I need you to fill in. You need to come up with something. I'm running out of stuff. I don't even know where that bit was going. Don't worry I'll come in to save you if you need me to. I need you to save me. Alright here's. Alright, here's the big question, Luis. Firstly, chill the fuck out, Luis.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Absolutely. It's what fishing is for me. We're fishing. Oh, good point. You know? Don't have to stress so much. Does it matter if we catch nothing? You know, it's ideal, but here's the thing, mate.
Starting point is 00:20:59 We don't catch nothing. Well, there's nothing to keep cool, you know? Maybe we can spend a couple more hours at the pub after yeah and order our fish fish and chips from get fish and chips at the pub they've got a new chef in at the pub so they'll do they'll do a good fish and chips do you find ordering dinner at the pub as satisfying as catching your trout, gutting it, scaling it, cooking it up with a bit of butter. Wow, and Mark, you've gotten us to the topic of conversation
Starting point is 00:21:34 that I wanted to really get to. You got to the real bones of this one, of episode two of Fishing Month. What, if you, you know, fish's rules. He who catches cooks. He who catches cooks? Mark, if you catch a big one and you're preparing our lunch, tell us what you're gonna do to that fish. How you're going to prepare it. I'll gut it. Mm-hmm. First I'll gut it. Mm it. Careful not to cut myself. Might wear one of those gloves made out of chain mail. Make sure I don't cut myself.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Gut it, scale it. You know what I mean by that? You're not giving me much here. Can't be honest with you. You're not giving me much. I'm just listening. I'm just listening. Just give me something. I'm a bloke. I'm out fishing.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I don't need to talk about it. Scale it. Get out the pan. Non-stick pan. Or the scam pan. That I've seasoned. I haven't seasoned mine at home, I refuse to. But in this scenario I have. And the black swan's back by the way, black swan's back. Worth mentioning, it's long neck.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I'm in hell. What do you mean? This is hell for you? Tell me what you're doing for the dish, how you're preparing it. A little bit of butter, I heard you say earlier. Little bit of butter and olive oil. Let's tap into that. Little bit of butter. Well, what fish have I caught? Let's start there.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Because it's going to be different depending on the fish. If it's a white fish. Or a general fish, maybe flake. It's a white fish. Gee, yeah, I wonder if I catch a shark out here. A lot of people don't know flake is shark, gummy shark. A lot of people know that. It's pretty common knowledge.
Starting point is 00:23:34 You eat shark when you go to the old fish and chipper. They know, they know. So you cook it with some butter and some olive oil? I don't know, I don't care. Tell you what I'd do. What? So get the fish, gut it, scale it. Of course. Then I'm going to chop along the ribs, pick out the bones.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Debone it! Debone it. I forgot to bone mine! Hey mate, you might want to cook it whole. I would have chose to debone in if I had fucking remembered. Fillet it. Then I'm just going to get a bit of flour in one bowl. Oh nice!
Starting point is 00:24:14 Then in another bowl I'm going to do some flour. Yeah! Oh gosh. I'm going to do some beer. See how I'm giving you a bit back? Yeah, but it's not necessary. Um, gonna do a bit of beer. Mm-mm-mm. Do a bit of salt.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Nice! A little bit of... A beer batter. Yeah, alright. Yes. And then I'm gonna chuck that, fill it into the flour, flip it around. Yeah. Then with my other hand chuck chuck it in the bath. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:47 That sounds good. I'd actually prefer you to pull back a little bit. Too much? Too much. Sorry, I was just compensating for the little that I received. Well, that's actually, I was giving you what I would like. Give to others as you would like to receive.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah. That's what my first boy taught me. Did he learn that? Yeah, taught me. Did he learn that? Yeah, he's Dutch. Did he learn that it's time in Europe? Yeah, yeah. And why didn't your dad teach you that? It's an important ethical...
Starting point is 00:25:15 I know, I know, I know. Then I get some potatoes, russet potatoes, give them a scrub. Oh. Keep going. You can't just go silent. You can't just go silent during the podcast. You can't just go silent. Careful with your mic. Your mic's attached. Your mic's attached to your hat,
Starting point is 00:25:36 but the back of your mic's attached to the, no, yeah, to the chair. I'm so sorry listeners, like. Can you explain what happened, Broden? My weight that I'm pretending to fish with, I you explain what happened Broden my weight that I'm pretending to fish with I pulled and then it went into the water sinker and then Zach has put the weight back in the water for me it's called a sinker and then you you're a sinker no no no I'm not a sinker I'm a man the
Starting point is 00:25:57 sinker helps the line get to the bottom of the ocean where the fish are. Because they dwell at the bottom. They like to live underneath the... They like to live at the bottom. They like to live where the ground is. This is like something to go to sleep with. Put this bag on. Yeah, this is what we should rebrand this. We should rebrand this as go to sleep to this. I don't give a fuck what we brand it as.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I was telling you about my lunch. And I was telling you about my lunch. And I was listening. Yeah. But apparently I wasn't listening right, because apparently there's a right way to listen and there's a wrong way to listen. Apparently I wasn't listening right as well. Hey mate, fucking hell. Hey, we're at each other's throats again. I'm bringing my city tent shed.
Starting point is 00:26:40 The whole point of this trip was to stop being at each other's throats like a couple of mire messes. We had a board meeting and then got in our car. Yeah. And I brought that city tension to this rural retreat with my, with my, with my, with my blokes. In the drive over here, I let go of all that. I let go of all that tension. I let it out there. Hey. Mwah. Mwah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 And I apologize too. I'm not quite sure why. Before, I didn't really do anything wrong. You were giving a little too much. It's just always good to apologize. You were giving a little too much. No, I don't think that's something worth apologizing for. But I do think that it's always good to apologize
Starting point is 00:27:24 even when you know you weren't in the wrong. Yeah. So I'm sorry. I forgive you, mate. I forgive you too. Chop up those potatoes nice and thick. Boil them. I've done this yesterday.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Why don't you just go to Coles or Woolies and get them in a beautiful- You can do that if you're in a rush, mate. Where's the fun in that? Take your time though. Boil them, freeze them. I'd say the fun in that is the time you get spent where you don't have to cook like do all that shit with them, just put them in the air fryer, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:54 That's the... Well how do you know what I'm doing with them you haven't let me fucking finish? You're gonna make fish and chips. You gotta let him finish mate. How many times am I frying them? Twice. You're gonna do it it's going. How many times am I frying them? Twice. You're going to do it twice through? Low temperature and then it, well thrice cooked, the boil. Any greens?
Starting point is 00:28:11 Are we having a full yellow meal? Mate, if the miss-o wants to make a salad, I'll let her. So you're a man from 1976 then sort of. Yeah, you don't go into that. Yeah, I've got those tiny little shorts and I'm just paper thin. You love Paul Hogan. I, uh, I, uh... Stubbies.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I'm also going to make myself a nice tartare sauce. Nice, what out of? Mayo, gherkins. Can't beat Masterfood's one in my opinion, mate. That Master Foods straight off the shelf tartare sauce. I know they say the best tartare sauce is the one you make at home. For me, straight off the shelf Master Foods, mate. I'll have that for you as well. I know you like it.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Broden. You've got that in the fridge for me when I'm coming over? Because I'll tell you what, it sounds like a good bloody meal, I wouldn't mind having a bite. Mate, I've got those potatoes in the freezer, boiled, ready for their double fry, just got to get the fish. Broden, how are you preparing your fish lunch that we would catch today? For lunch. In your home in a hypothetical situation?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Jesus, they're biting. They are biting. You're fishing rod out of my fucking zone well I just gotta get a bit if you cross the line if you cross the lines we're all fucked there's that's Ghostbusters do not cross the line it's very similar to Ghostbusters piss and fishing you do not cross well when you're pissing it can be that can just be a jolly good time it That's what they call crossing swords. I don't go for that sort of stuff. Broden, what are you doing with your fish lunch?
Starting point is 00:29:54 How are you preparing it? What do you say we make that the final episode of this fucking shit? Are you really, are you really, I think we, because I've got a really exciting, There's absolutely one more. I've got an exciting episode planned for you. I think I know, right?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Well, I know exactly what they're... I don't know. And I can whisper that to you, confidently knowing that my hat microphone will pick it up. I can't hear anything you're saying. Good! I know I can lean in and whisper to you, and my hat microphone's going to pick it up for the audience,
Starting point is 00:30:23 but Broden is none the wiser. Mark, I have no plan for the third episode. Don't worry, I got us covered. I know exactly what we're gonna talk about. What are you doing? Absolutely not. Oh, no. I have nothing.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Don't worry, Broden, we're good, mate. Broden, we are just... I'll just turn my head to Broden. Yeah, tell him. I genuinely can't hear what you're saying. We're all good, mate. We're just talking about my plan for the third episode. I don't really like fish for lunch.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Have you seen that movie Two Hands? Yeah. If both those hands were safe hands, you'd be in that movie. What? For the next podcast. What? Have you seen the movie Two Hands?
Starting point is 00:31:02 Heath Ledger film? Yeah. If both of those hands were safe hands. That would be, Rodham would have been cast in that movie. Swan's attacking our crew. Is this a fucking fish there? Yeah, there's fish flopping about. Swan's getting a little too close for my lichen.
Starting point is 00:31:20 All right. To the receiver. We'll see you next week for the final. I was just seeing the end of the episode. I'd like to apologize But Zach assures us that there is a thrilling conclusion to fishing month Yeah, you can put my name on that. You've been cast in the movie two hands if it was renamed safe hands Stop saying that. I don't understand. Because you're in safe hands Broden
Starting point is 00:31:40 What's that got to do with two hands? If safe hands came out. They cut the scene where the two hands make sense in that film. If the film...if the film was called Safe Hands... Stop! You gotta stop. Broden would have been cast in it. And it would have been about the next podcast that we're about to do. Broden was seven when it came out.
Starting point is 00:32:01 And you would have said, I'm in Safe Hands. If someone said, what have you been up to recently? You would have said, oh, I'm in safe hands. Who would he have played? The hands. No, the thing that the hands are holding, which is him. So you're just talking about a different movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Why? What's that got to do with two hands? I'm trying to connect to him on a level that he'll understand. Because you know that's what fishing's all about. Join us next week for the thrilling conclusion of fishing month. It's a whole month. Well, yes, three weeks of fishing and then we'll do our recap episode. What's that gonna do?
Starting point is 00:32:40 There's nothing I love more than making creative calls on microphone. So we're going to do our thrilling conclusion of fish get do not cross. Do not cross lines. Thrilling conclusion you'll find out what Broda will have for his fish lunch. And my planned finale. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!

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