Aunty Donna Podcast - A Fun Adventure

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

Join Mr. Fart, Mr. Wee Wee and Dr. Poo on a fun adventure to Monopoly-land  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listener. Hey folks, the only Donna podcast here, little message from me, Broden Kelly. We record all our podcasts in a big chunk, so this one might be a bit out of date, but don't worry about it. It should hold up pretty well. Enjoy this week's episode of farts today. I had fart who many bean burritos for breakfast lunch and dinner. Oh, no, that's a bit rude. Oh look who else is here. It's Mr. Wee Wee. Hi, I'm Mr. Wee Wee and I'm a big wee. Mr. Wee Wee, I've met your father, Mr. Piss. I believe that he... I believe that Mr. Piss was seen down in the red light district last night. No.

Uh, oh, buying red lights. Yeah, come on. Because that's in this world, there is no, uh, there's no, no, there's no depravity. There's, there's just, we, we, it's just we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,ravity this this just we we it's just we we We're Asian Pish and look it's Dr. Poo Hey, hey everybody it's me Dr. Poo Well, I'm Mr. We we your Dr. Poo and what was your name again? Mr. Mr. Mr. Farch

Mr. Farch Mr. Farch. Mr. Farch. Mr. Weewee and Dr. Poo. Well, why don't we all go on monopoly? Probably we'll go ahead. So I thought maybe we could travel to the world of monopoly. Wow. And visit all the fun streets and maybe learn a little thing about capitalism on the way. Sounds good to me. Well, but I unfortunately, I have to stay here. No, you don't. Do my doctor will do it. No, you don't.

You might meet a few fun characters over in Monopoly land though, so I'll stay here. I think you can come and still play, and other characters will still happen. Okay. No, no. Do you not want to. No, no. Do you not want to? No, not really, but I'm not gonna stop that. I'm a GP, I've got appointments.

You know, people... I just went to a lot of work to get those covered today. I just wanted to say that. You didn't give me the hair and rearranged them so that you would have the opportunity to. Yeah, no, that's fine. I'll let me just check it. No, I just did all the work. I just tell, I. Yeah, no, that's fine. Let me just change the word. No, I just undid all the work.

I just tell, I just message, don't worry about it. Do I, do I not have appointments tonight? Well, now you do. I can change it again. I can change it again. It's not help works. I had to call all of my, most of my customers are elderly. They don't use it all up.

I've set it all up. They don't use hotdog. You know, I just, I don't even want to go anymore. Oh come on all right Here we are No, I'm in your character now. I who are you? Hello, it's me. Menopole man. Wow. I've got a top hat as big as my body! Wow! No! Yeah, keep going!

Wow! Well, Mr. Menopoli man, I'm looking at... I'm looking at buying a house or a... Oh, keep going. What's going on? Just feel... Just keep feeling... Keep feeling...

I'm... I'm looking at buying a house today, but I need to do big poopies out of my bum because I'm Mr. Fah. Oh, yeah, Mr. Wheeler. And I fart. No, you're Mr. Wheeler. I fart and I poo out of my bum hole as often as I can because I do, and it's yucky and stinky and so I I'll need some, I'll need good ventilation in my house.

I'll need good, uh, keep going. What's going on? Oh, keep going, keep going, keep going, please. Just keep doing, I'll talk to you in one take. Ah, trust me, just keep going. Please, Phil. Um, what, uh, well, take me, I have a moderate budget and I can only afford orange houses and maybe red.

What about you, Mr. Fah? Well a great question, Dr. Poo. Yes, I'm from We Land and we're at the Monopoly game and it's all really fun and enjoyable and we're having a great time at the We We. The We We think, yep, the We We adventures, we're doing We We fun and we're having a great time at the WeWee. The WeWee thing, yep, the WeWee adventures, we're doing WeWee fun, we're doing a fun jovial comedy adventure and it's all going really well

and a fun adventure. What? And I'm Mr. Monopolyman of course. And just do normal voice. No, I can't do this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this anymore. Can we just, so we can? Okay, okay, okay. Can we just cut the music off?

I've got a press release here. What's up? I have a, we've just received a press release from Buckingham Palace. The Queen has died peacefully at her ball at Ballamoral this afternoon. The Queen and Concort were remained at Bell moral this evening. The King and I should say the King and Queen Concert were remain at Bell moral this evening and we'll return to London tomorrow. So obviously this is breaking news. We have just found this out as we record and we will be bringing the news to you. We don't think it's right to continue on with Mr. Wee,

Mr. Fart. Obviously not. And monopoly man. We might continue that. Look, we can't really say for now, but we do have to now talk about this. Okay. It is quite surprising news,

but this is coming directly from the policies coming directly from... We have confirmation from all the social media accounts of the royal family. What does this mean for the state of the monarchy? I'm not in the market. It's way too early to... Obviously, a child will become a king, right?

Yes, so Prince Charles will become king Charles the third. I believe. But these are all things that will be happening there. There is a, there is a very thorough plan in place. Now operation unicorn, operation unicorn will be going into place now, which is the process after the the preparation for when the queen passed away at Bowel Moral, it would have been Operation London Bridge, had she passed away in Buckingham Palace or in London, Operation Unicorn is going into place. Now just so people are aware, as a matter of courtesy, all those in the news media, in

the Commonwealth, will be wearing black. So now, not all of us are wearing black. I happen to be wearing black, not all of us are wearing black right now. But from, I imagine from the next podcast on during the morning period, we will be wearing black. Well, maybe we'll decide. I can't say no, and then we'll figure it out. This is very surprising news. We are getting this news in real time. If you've just joined us, you've just joined us. If you've just joined us, the Queen Elizabeth II has passed away peacefully at her bowel moral homes,

surrounded by a family. The King and Queen's consort will remain at bowel moral this evening and return to London. So of course, the King, strange to say. Yeah, the King. It's very obvious. It doesn't feel right. The King, of England. The King of England. Formerly Prince Charles, now King Charles.

King Charles III. Oh, fucking hell. Oh, well, you're taking this a lot harder than I thought you would, Mark. I just... Oh, she was an old, she was 96. This is just, this is hot off the prayer. Oh, we have a...

Has the Archbitches, the, I'm so sorry, I'm just... Mark, that's okay, yeah. Has the Archbishop of the not I'm so sorry. I'm just I'm Mark. That's okay. Yeah has the archbishop of Canterbury Said anything I don't know. I don't know if you do hear anything If any of the producers here in news, please let us know feed it into our ears I'm actually we're gonna cross to King Charles's. He's done a press release Okay, and we're just going to cut to him. We're cutting to him.

Like literally him, yeah. Yeah, reading it out. The death of my beloved mother, Her Majesty, the Queen. It's a moment of great sadness for me. That's just King Charles, the noremembers of my family. Maulen profoundly, the passing of a cherished sovereign. And a much loved mother. During this period of mourning and change,

my family and I will be comforted and sustained by the knowledge of the respect and deep affection in which the queen was so ugly-held. How's Big Ben gonna take this? Well, that's a clock. That's a clock, man. No, my friend, I've got a friend. Oh, Big Ben.

Yeah, Big Ben, yeah, he's just a big. Big Ben, he's just a party boy. Yeah Yeah, Big boy Ben. He's a party boy. He loves party. He loves party. He's a monochist. I just don't know how Big Ben's gonna be. Big boy Ben. Big boy Ben.

Often he chimes. I've got a lot of time. I've got a lot of time. So I've got to be real here Mark. I thought first, this is my journey. First, I thought you were referring to the Big Club and you made a mistake. Then I thought, alrighty, as a friend called boy Ben and then you now you're making clock references

Yes, so my right back is this is a it's just an odd coincidence. I have a friend you know big boy Ben What you don't know is that he ate a clock a little while ago Like the crocodile from Peter Pan. Well, no, no, not like that. More like Old Mother Hubbard. Yep. I shared a bunch of shit, I think, to like, and to lessen about, don't need a horse. Yeah.

If you're just joining us, Queen Elizabeth, the second is passed away at Bauer-Moral. Operation Unicorn is in place. We have a press release from our beloved Prime Minister Liz Truss, who is the Prime Minister. What? We are all devastated by the news. We've just heard from Power Marl the death of her majesty.

The Queen is a huge shock to the nation and to the world. Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built, our country's grown and flourished under her realm. Here, here, here. Britain is the great country it is today because of her. Fuck off. I am the Prime Minister and will be for a long time. Goes on like that.

Why, Mark, I'm like, Okay, well, it's hard to be silly right now, isn't it? What is it is? Well, what I want to know is what's going to happen to the instruments of state. I'm talking about the Imperial State Crown, the orb. Mark, sorry to do this man. And the sun, sorry to do this man.

And this is very fun. I look honestly, I don't know. This is a comedy podcast. I don't know a lot of these questions. So those are great questions. I was just one. No, no, absolutely. I'm fucking upset.

And so I'm just, I'm not asking questions that I think you have the fucking answer to. No, I know, man. I'm just upset. And so I'm just, I'm not asking questions that I think you have the fucking answer to. No, I know, man. I'm just wondering why are we doing this? Because the like, things are gonna change. I've got some news. I'll start everything. Sorry, I'm so sorry.

I want to apologize. Before we talk about that news, I'll start, I do want to apologize, Mark. This is breaking news. If you are just joining us, Queen Elizabeth the second has passed away in her Belmoral operation.

Unicorn is now in place. Mark, I just want to apologise. I don't feel very equipped to be dealing with this news. There's a part of me that thinks we should have stopped recording. But I think whenever this comes out, I think we will all be reeling in a similar way. And whether we release this podcast or not, I'm not sure. I think after this, we should have a chat and sort of think about whether this is too much of a deterrent from what we were doing.

I think we can get back to that next week if we need to. Yeah. But maybe, maybe we'll make the decision after this. And then if we want to release it, you can maybe record a little. I don't see it's recording, I'm releasing this. I'd be very... For us to release this would be tasteless and stupid, but... Yeah, no, I think I'm starting to agree with you there.

Yeah. Oscar, what was the news? It does say here, I've just got coming through now. Oscar, one of our producers. You can hear him now with that. We've got here that code words will be spoken according to the Guardian's in-depth investigation. After receiving news from the Queen's doctor, the Queen's private secretary Edward Young will call the Prime Minister currently, and say that Operation Unicorns down. I've said that. Apologies. Sorry, this is just all coming through right now. Well, Britain's foreign office will call the 15th government, where the Queen

is head of state, and the 36 nations in the Commonwealth and association of independent former colonies. Where is she? Sorry, just, um, yeah, just, yeah, come wrap it up. It's just, sorry, this is, this is the lot of stuff. Sorry, it's just a lot of stuff. No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm in my grief. I need emotional support and then not just the, the, the facts and figures. Sorry, yeah, this is all, it's not about you. Mark, you need, well, sometimes it is a bit about me. Mark, if you need to take a minute, step outside.

We've got listeners to, okay? Okay. The bells will toll. So in, Mark, you okay? Yeah, Mark, do you need, do you want a coffee? Mark, you're okay. If you're just joining us, Queen Elizabeth, the second has passed away peacefully, surrounded by King us, Queen Elizabeth II has passed away peacefully surrounded by King Charles, Queen Camille.

Mark, sorry, this is a shock to all of us. We've just found out this news. Mark is a little bit upset, so we're just being patient with him. We're all figuring this out in real time. You know what's strange to me? Sorry, go, Broden. But when you're done, I would like to make it. It's strange.

I was going to say it's a strange time of year, isn't it? Final's fever. Chris is coming up. Chris is coming up. But September 8th, look at the day. Queen died September 8th. September 8th, what happens in... Three days. Well, we don't know. I can't predict the future.

But what happened three in three days about 20 years ago? It's a tough time. September 11th. I think I was getting ready for Chrissy. Well, September 11th comes around every year. But not the September 11th, I'm thinking of... Which one? I'm thinking of the one when the two planes flew into the world. That's right. And, that's right. And Sam has tickets to see come from away, which is about 9.11.

It's a strange time of year. If you're just joining us, two planes have flown into. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, the Queen has passed away at her Belmoral estate. I. Apologies, guys. I do know this is a podcast, but we do have to go to the ads at some stage. That's a necessity that's that's higher up than us. It feels strange going to an ad when

such news is coming in, but of course, that is part of our contract. So we're going to cut to an ad now when you get back. We'll be giving you more updates on the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. And we're back. And I would just like to apologize earlier. I'm dealing with a lot right now. I haven't even gotten my Chrissy shopping done. Well, you've still got two whole months, two, three months. But I like to get my done early. I think a lot about who I'm mindful when I'm getting them.

I avoid that Chrissy rush. Me, you're never gonna see me at Chadston, midnight on Chrissy Eve. Yeah, no, no, that's not me. Clever. I get mind that. I usually start, and this is just a coincidence, but I usually start my Chrissy shopping

on September 11th. That's just a coincidence. So in three days, you're planning on. In three days, I stop, but I'm thinking about it. You're getting stressed. And so I'm stressing out. I'm thinking, I'm just joining as Queen Elizabeth II.

Yes, I'm thinking, you're kind of a... Queen Elizabeth, I'm going to get for my dad. Is it going to be Bunnings or JB? Like, there's lots of, it's difficult. But... That's why my family does like,

Secret Santa or KK. You know, I'm biased. So we set a price limit. Yeah. a price limit and you buy one gift. So I got one gift on my side, one gift on my partner, any side that's... We're much more generous than that. We like to sort of actually buy everyone a gift because if it's causing you stress mark,

if it's causing you stress, and I didn't want to go too far into this Christmas stuff. So we're talking about it before we recorded. But I feel like it's relevant and a lot of our listeners will be feeling that Christmas stress. So they're getting stressed. Money is tight. You know, the economy, we're not that far out of our last lockdown. That was only five, six, seven months, eight months, nine months ago, you know. And I try to get along to see the seven months, eight months, eight months ago, you know. I try to get along to see the Maya windows as early as possible to avoid those. When are you going?

The whole thing is really engaging and interesting stuff. When do you go to the Maya windows to see the... As soon as I watch them set it up, what day? What day. Usually, what, why? What day do you go to the Maya? Do you want to come? No, I just want to know. When do you go to the one you want to come no I want to know what get when do you go see the Maya windows Okay, so that's months before they've set up so you're literally just looking at displays of plants and

Just just stop that silly music Because I sorry Um, just, just stop that silly music. Um, because I, I, sorry, I, I'm sorry. We can turn off that silly music. That is set up. Pretty inappropriate. Uh, if you are just joining us, um, Broden, uh, got some news. Okay. Thank you. If you're just joining us, uh, unfortunately, we can get that silly music off. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. There are a few technical issues going on. We were intending on doing a silly podcast. That People made of piss going in Monopoly land. We go in Monopoly land. It did feel appropriate. Considering this shocking news. Queen

Elizabeth II. The Queen head of state has. Sorry. Oscar. Oscar, my Oscar. You know, turn off that silly music. I know that a woman is dead. This day woman, the queen represents, you know, there, there, there is a lot of divided opinion here. If you hear the Queen Elizabeth's pass way to Belmore Island. There's a lot of divided opinion here. And I'm sure these conversations will become a lot more,

um, a lot more complex, as we go on. I think right now, questions of monarchy, questions of... Yeah, commonwealth, these questions will come up, but I think it's appropriate now just a process. Right now, my thoughts are with William and Harry. And those boys, and how will that be handled? It will, will be. Especially, I think as well.

Megan Kate. I think as well, Megan Kate. I think as well. I do want to say Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is an avowed Republican. He has pushed a number of times to move away from the monarchy. We know that he's putting in place measures that if he gets a second term. Mm. But how he will react to that.

Not a question for today. Not a question for today not a question for today Let's not for one day. Let's not call him Albo No, like let's just relax on the jokes and and I think it'll be interesting that he'll be feeling Quite a lot that maybe maybe not as much as Megan not Megan Harry and William those boys They those boys been through enough. I think what you're going to expect to see in the coming uh... hours days and weeks is a real distinction of roles you have antony albanese the uh... i think this is relevant i think i'll be considering the news

this is uh... normally i'd be funny here but you have antony albanese the leader of the labor part of the uh... the lily you the very prominent member of the left faction of the Labour Party, someone who has been pushing for our Republic, from moving away from the monarchy for a number of decades, but you also have Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. He has certain civic duties as the Prime Minister of the Commonwealth Nation, and we're going to see him having to sort of work through

that those issues and work through those jewel roles, I suppose, and it's going to be very interesting. And one of these early challenges, as Prime Minister of Australia. And don't, and like I know it seems, I know it seems early, I know it seems early. But if there's one piece of advice I can give you, it's get your Chrissy shopping done now.

Just like, because you will come to a point, before you know it, it's gonna be December 20th, and you haven't done an ounce of Chrissy shopping. And then you've got Sorry, it's x-waping what's wrong, Zach? Hey Look, I have very complicated feelings about Romano key and he's complicated. It's complicated. But Elizabeth the woman

She was one of the very early prominent female leader. I don't understand the time she was coming out. She to be a female head of state in the 1950s, the 1960s. Oscar. Don't that fucking know. Sorry, Oscar, we're gonna give that music

fucking plays one more time while we're talking about the fucking queen. I swear to God. Elizabeth the woman. Sorry, I've just deleted that. No, I appreciate the hug and everything you gave me before you set me on the right track. But I have a limit.

Mark, sorry, Oscar, we're at, there are. That was my fault. It says, this has spun a lot of this into chaos, back, back, back a house. Yeah, this is, look, this is 10's times and, yeah, I was gonna go camping this weekend, so is 10 times and Yeah, I was gonna go I was gonna go camping this weekend so no 10 times for me So 10 times I'm I'm I'm just so upset. I'm thinking of canceling my camping trip. That is funny, man. That's I'm not being funny

I'm this is serious. I'm taking this seriously the queen of England Yeah, so I'm canceling my camping trip. Cause I don't wanna have a 10th time. This is the head of state of our Commonwealth. Why you mad at me? I feel like you're just mad at me. I don't know how to process this. I think you're just going through some stuff. I don't know what this is.

I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know how to process. We as men don't process our emotions This is not just we as men. What do I do with this information? What do I do with this? I'll tell you what you do you move on You you do something that's important to you you get your mind off it you go you you get your Chrissy shopping list now. Oh fucking enough.. Enough with the Christmas shopping list, man.

It's just, it's just, Operation Unicorn is in place. All right. But the queen of England has died. This is, I don't know. No, no, no, no. She's, she's, I just couldn't do it. Fucking money, man.

What does this mean? I have got some news, which has come through, which is actually some good news on a very dark day We will have a day off in Australia on Thursday the 22nd of September What is that? Is that a public holiday? Will the shops be open? Yeah, so Albo has said that he's asked the premiers and chief ministers that Thursday 22nd is September 22 It's a Thursday. Yeah, I wish We're shooting coffee cafe That's the what does that mean? What does that mean in public holiday in honor of second is September 2nd. It's a there's a wish. A wish. A wish. A wish. You're a wish-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y- But with the statement just says over the coming weeks Australia will continue to come and we will rate out Lake Queen, elbow coaches.

Yeah, that's a compound. That seems like we're going to, we're going to sidebar that. That might fuck our shoot. That might fuck our budget a bit. Sorry, I would have a more balanced opinion on this. But when you're way more aware, we're going to try to figure out if the shops will be open or not, because that could be a day. But when you're when you're where we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we're we we're we're we we're we we're we're we we're we we we're we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we Kings Council, Kings Council, man. I like Kings Council, man. Yeah, we have to say KFC. Okay, what happened? That's so close to KFC, that's gonna be so confusing.

And what happens to the money? What, what, oh. Well, actually, she adorns each and every one of our coins. She's on the $5 note. This is the thing, I mean, she's one of the longest reigning monarchs in history, in the history of the world. So this is going to mean there are a lot of things

in place here. What it means for Charles? QV. We KV now, the shopping center in Melbourne. We're back to KV. We're back to KV. That's what I think it is. It's not every letter, but.

So the reason why QZ would change is because that means Queen's Council, right? Where am I going to do my shop? A King Victoria market? So no, but that's named after that particular Queen you understand. Do you understand this one? Yeah, I understand the Queen is dead. I worry. No, I worry you're not equipped to handle the broadcast.

He actually has a fair point. It's QV is the Queen Victoria hospital building. So would that now become King Charles? No, become the King Victoria hospital building. I believe it might be, I'm worried now that that means that's going to become the King Charles hospital building. So it's a KC.

Well, no, it's named after Queen Victoria who wasn't the reigning queen. She was a queen in the, I believe. Did you understand now that King Charles is in charge? I think then we would be changing QV to KC. Can I ask with architecture, you've got Victorian era Edwardian is it would it eventually become not the day not the day Not the day If we were recording this month later that would be funny, but this is no no no Sian time that was a genuine question. I'm sorry. Let me just jump against it the Rain of Queen Elizabeth the second has come to an end the Queen peacefully passed away in her bowel moral state this afternoon.

The tyrannical reign of King Charles has begun. Tyrannical? Long live the king. Tyrannical? What we don't know, do we? I hope it doesn't turn out like Jurassic Park. Mark, what do you mean by that? I don't.

Well, that had a tyrannical. It was a tyrannical mark. Are you? We're so sure can you just clarify there what you're saying? I'm craving. Yeah I know but Broden just I'm tyrannical Ryan of King Charles II. Yeah. And what was your point? said, I hope it doesn't turn out like Jurassic Park. Can you elaborate on that for a minute? There was a tyrannical Rex in there. In that movie. Oh, I can't.

Sorry, I was confused. So you were like, Sorry, wait, what's going on? I'm just saying, I just hope it doesn't turn out like that. With the one, both were tyrannical but potentially so the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. Oh God is he a K-Rex now Yeah, he's now K-Rex. Yeah, is that oh God? Oh God K-Packs Oh, does that mean we're gonna have to watch that movie again?

Oh, where's your favorite, my Bohemian rap city by King? Yeah, God, oh God. Oh God, we're gonna have to change everything. Slay King. Slay Queen, get it. Yeah, my goodness. Oh. Oh.

One there, I, I, now if I wanna go and see an escort and send them, I'm gonna have to go to, no, that would say the same. Kings cross. Then you have to swap it back. You have to swap it back. I would have to go to Queens cross. Yeah, no, I think it flips.

So what about Queens Street and Melbourne and Kings Street and Melbourne and Melbourne and Flip? They'll flip, they flip. They'll flip. I'm pretty sure I can't say that. Or, or, or, there's, no, no no no you know what's going you know what they're going to do now's just going to be two King streets. No, no, they flip. Yeah, it's part of project unicorn part of project unicorn.

Is that they flip it? Why would they flip them? Because the point is dead. It's the right it's the right it's the passage of when a head of state passes. What happens when a head of state pisses? Well, would happen I think they three to five times a day. Okay well we might be getting older a bit more. We might leave three to four times a night. We're going to leave it here and leave you with your

regional broadcaster your new broadcaster. I'm just kidding. That's a cry. We're going to leave you with your local broadcaster to continue covering this. If you are just joining us, Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen of the Column World Nations has passed peacefully in this leap.

We apologize to our audience. I mean, the chance of you hearing this is slim because I don't think we're going to win. It would have to be a bucket. We would have to be a shell. It would have to be really lazy. And then we'd have to do like a, yeah, we'd have to record a pre-ambulant I can't be fucked doing that. Should we just end with a god save the queen in memory of like yes yeah we should but we will if we're up for it we'll get back to the adventure adventures of of what was it? Doctor Doctor Doctorart? No, Dr. Fart didn't come. No, Dr. Fart didn't come. It was the monopoly man.

The monopoly man, I think. I can't remember if I played Mr. Fart. No, no, Mr. Fart. Mr. Fart, Mr. Fart. Mr. Weiwei, Mr. Weiwei and Mr. Fart. We'll get back to the adventures of the monopoly man, Mr. Fart, and Mr. Weiwei going into the monopoly world world and purchasing property. We return you to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go.

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I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. Also, we're on tour in UK and we haven't announced that yet. That's the way we're still planning. But we are coming to New Zealand in December. We are coming to New Zealand for New Zealand tour for the magical dead cat. Coming to New Zealand. And Auntie Donna dot com. This December 2022. No, not that.

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