Aunty Donna Podcast - A Quick 10 Minute Podcast About The Domino's Special
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This is a little podcast. Hello, Zach and Mark and Sam. Hello
Sam I'm at a time. Hello
It's so good to be here. Guys, one at a time. I've I went I went one at a time
I went one at a time you go Broden's got we'll start again
Broden's like Mark for fuck's sake no mark for fucks you said to do
Hello, hello
Hello, that's alright. We'll get it. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome to the Sam Lingham podcast
Yeah, I'm yeah, that's good. That's good. Because maybe the mini episodes are the Sam Lingham podcast. Yeah, I don't have a tidy penis. I would appreciate
if you would stop. I've heard you got quite a long shlong. Okay, fallacy. Guys, let's
stop talking about penises. That's yeah, that's a good thank you, Zach. Let's get to
them. It hurts Sam's feel.
Sorry, we're sitting a bad influence. You guys think it's really funny to talk about my penis, but it's not funny. I promise you that.
So this is Sam from Cards. So welcome to the Samlingham podcast today.
We're doing a mini episode just to talk about the dominoes special that went up on our YouTube channel.
But before we talk about that, well fuck Sam doesn't know Sam news
Sam knows about Sam's life. He doesn't know what to discern you know
He doesn't know what what is the current?
I love fucking taking out the constant news segments and doing them as my I made I created
This is Zach news my creative you don't get a voice you don't get a voice
You don't tell me you fucking piece of shit you arrogant mother fuck you don't tell me how Sam news works
I made Sam news Sam the Sam mini podcast before I came along before I came along, before I came along, was fucking nothing. No one listened to it, it had more fucking, it had less fucking listeners than fucking every other fucking podcast.
I came in here, I said you said you.
I said you said you.
I made this, that's not the one, mini podcast.
He doesn't fucking use that! You're telling me!
Like that man who's telling you around!
You damn me!
I'll tell you how to fucking do a new segment!
Welcome back to the Antidonna mini-dominers podcast.
We are gonna talk about...
Before we start, I'd like to hear Sam do Sam use.
Just me personally.
I just...
Okay.
Sam can do Sam use, but I'm telling you right now,
he's gonna fuck it up, make sense up make sense to me going to fuck it up
Doesn't bother me if he fucks it up. It's his rights to choose whether he does Sam news or not
I want to hear his news if he fucks it up. That's on him
That's his mistake to make cuz it's Sam knew you define Sam knew Sam is the presenter
He is not the producer of the same mini podcast.
Fuckin' idiot.
You're a fucking idiot.
My, you're a fucking idiot.
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
you're a fucking idiot.
Mark, tell me what news is.
Define news for me.
It's information about things
that have been happening around the world
that are related to the mass public.
Okay, cool.
Sam does not know what of his life is of interest about things that have been happening around the world that are relayed to the mass public. Okay cool.
Sam does not know what of his life is of interest to our listeners.
It is our job.
He's the only one who fucking knows.
It is our job as journalists to discern what of his life is news and what of his life
is irrelevant.
You get him on that microphone and he is going to talk about some bullshit fantasy book
He's reading I'm telling you right now
How the fuck can you know what the best things that happening in Sam's life are when you're not around in 24
Seven because I hate these things while I'm here. You're not Sam 24
I have people fucking have that hair when he's in his house. You're Zach 24 and you're Sam 8.
You're Sam 8.
You know Sam 8 hours of the day.
I don't want to get into an argument, but I want to hear.
I'm sure you have good Sam news.
I got stuff about his umami pies.
I got stuff.
I got stuff about his great new jacket.
I got stuff about a wonderful conversation he had with Rosie about her day at work.
And I'm telling you right now he's gonna talk about some bullshit sci-fi
that he watched on Netflix from fucking Brazil.
And he's gonna talk about some fucking fantasy novel.
And you are gonna be bored shitless.
We're gonna lose our listeners.
And every goddamn one of us are gonna be out of a job.
But that is Sam's right, a Sam News sac.
Hell, that is his right.
He is Sam!
He is not Sam News.
Are you telling me Donald Trump should run Fox News?
Are you telling me Donald Trump should run CNN?
That is a different argument.
Completely different.
That's illogical and irrelevant!
Now, we're gonna shut the fuck up!
And we're gonna listen to Sam Lingam do Sam Lingam news.
I hope that's clear.
Okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Hello and welcome to the Sam News.
So this morning I had some Veggie Might toast for breakfast.
God damn it, it's good.
And then I came to work slightly early so I could pick, I go to a tailor and pick up a jacket that Rose here got altered yesterday.
That was Sam News! Jack at the rose here got altered yesterday
Now was time for Sam news sport
We have Sam Lingham so dad was down on the weekend and he loves the football
So we watched the back end of the Melbourne Adelaide game now Melbourne greater
No the goal was a goal. Sam has forgotten one of the teams playing in the match
It was not a very good game. Nice was an awful game. Guys, Dada, Dada, Dada, Sam news. Now it's time for Dada, Dada, Dada.
Now it's time for Sam weather. So the weather today, I can look that up on the Bureau of Meteorology,
fantastic weather. Now let us know the weather inside of you. How are you feeling?
How's the weather affecting Sam?
Weather doesn't exist inside of me.
No.
No, what I'm saying is if it's Sam weathered,
how do you offer something?
How do you shut up, sack?
You shut up.
He'll get there.
He'll get there.
You wipe that smug look off your face.
You wipe that smug look off your face.
Stop laughing like a 1960s super villain.
Stop it. Stop it, God damn it.
Sam, come on baby, I'm betting on you here.
Come on, come on, you can do this, you can pull through.
So my thing is when Channel 7 do the news,
they don't go, what's the news inside of Channel 7?
No, no, but this is Sam where there's almost like,
they do say what's the weather inside Jane Bunn.
Well, you're not say what the weather is inside
Dan Bum shut the fuck up, Zach you shut the fuck up. You'll get proven wrong. Come on, Sam
I need you to pull me here. So forecast for the rest of Wednesday. This is in Melbourne. Yeah, huh
Max if if they with a few showers we've got possible rainfall of one two five millimeters
And that chance of rain is 70% and how does that make you feel?
Okay, I didn't pack a raincoat, but I do have an umbrella
Thank you
Now now I'd like to hear and this is a domino special about our doc. Oh, but I want to talk to I want to his accent
Now can I have the introduction music please?
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Start again
As presented as Zachary Rewain Sam Linger made a delicious pie last week. He was worried that the consistency was too thin, so he added some cornstarch.
Fuck! That was not last week. Now it's time for Sam News with that sport.
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Mie mie mie mie mie.
Mie mie mie.
Favorite is subjective.
Mie mie mie mie mie.
My favorite book is June.
Mie mie mie, June.
Mie mie mie.
I'm so sorry, Zach.
Tell me why June is Sam's favorite book.
Because it's long and complicated and hard to read.
Is that true, Sam?
I find it a pleasure to read.
It is very difficult to get into it, but once you read it, it hums along.
It's a great, it's a great, well, it's a great exercising world building one of the
best stuff.
Really, the action flows.
Yeah.
What the hell is going.
And now it's time.
Now it's time for Sam.
Finance.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
I love this.
Boop boop boop boop.
So Sam has, he just bought...
Oh, that's strong.
Guys, I would like to announce my resignation for the same news network.
Oh, really?
No.
This calls for an emergency Broden news.
Broden news!
Welcome. Zach Rewind has stepped down as the presenter of Sam News with Zach, Dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, information and we will update you as not new information is brought to light. It's Zach News, Broden.
Broden.
Ah, Brozac News.
Sport with Broden.
And the bombers got up on the weekend with a massive 36-go.
I love the bombers.
Yeah, the bombers got up and did they love it.
And as we see, the top eight starting to really take shape now.
We've got tigers well and truly on top with West Coast second with missing their brown
Life favorite Andrew Gaff who had a massive blow to young player Andrew Brayshaw and he will miss eight weeks, which will push him into the final's
Boys. That's been sport with bro.
Should we. Yes. Just make this a half a? Because I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
This is meant to be a bloody.
You want to talk about dominoes?
Yeah, we will get, we should.
After Sam News finishes.
All right, all right.
Well, wait for Sam News to finish and then we'll do a quick 10 minute episode on on Domino's. This is the 10 minute episode. This is
the 10 minute episode. We're already 12 minutes in. Who knows where we'll go to
next? Probably around half an hour in. Yeah. Oh God, now I feel a lot of pressure
to really drive this home. Well you don't have to because we can do the dominoes thing.
Well, it's just like 12 minutes.
It was making a 10 minute episode.
Yeah, to just make it a 10 minute episode.
It's too late now.
No, we'll do a 10 minute episode.
It's fine.
We'll just wrap it at 10.
But it's 12 minutes in.
But if we stop at it 10 minutes, it's just a 10 minute episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you haven't thought about that.
You need to think about that. Okay, I'm thinking. Sorry, Sam. We could stop it and then play it like a bit too fast. Okay, we could speed it up a little bit. Yeah, but we've still got time and just stop at
it 10. Yeah, but if we speed it up a little bit, we can make it five. He's right, if we do speed it up,
we can stop whenever we want. And it's still going to go for 10 minutes.
Yeah.
Like we could record for sort of six hours, but long we make it quick and it'll stop at
10.
It'll stop at 10.
So it's yeah.
Should we start talking faster then?
I think we stop at 10.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We'll stop at 10, right? But then we need to speed it up. So should we talk slower?
No, no, we stop at 10.
Well, this shit I need to still hear,
like there's segments of Sam News with Sam
and there's Sam News with Zach stuff
that I still need to hear.
Plus, what do we need to say about Domino's?
When we start?
What the fuck, man?
I wanna hear Sam News.
And I can't be bogged down with all this bullshit.
I just wanna hear Sam News. I come here for Sam news.
I don't want it to be a time story. Is that clear? Broden, I think, I speak for myself,
Zach, and Sam and everyone in the room. That is everyone in the room. It's not Sam,
Zach, everyone in the room. No, it doesn't myself as well. So you just say, you said myself,
you said myself, Sam, Zach, and you said, you said,
Broden, I think I speak for everyone in the room,
including Zach, Sam and myself.
And you, and Broden.
And Broden.
When I say, and me, and Chimi Chang,
little Chimi Chang, who was a Chimi Chang,
then there was a pocket and a scum to look. Chimi Chang, Chimi Chang, Chimi Chang, Let me chimi chung who is a chimichanga
Chimi chung chimi chung chimi chung chimi chung chimi chung you are virgin on racist I need you to step away from step away from the microphone chimi chung little chimi chung little boy chimi chung
Little little naughty boy
I say the way you look at the chimi ch Chung don't you eat much in the chung?
I'm not gonna eat your little boy
Where do you eat much in the chung? I would never eat Jimmy Chung!
Don't eat Jimmy Chung! You son of a bitch!
Oh, I wanna hear a Sam News and I want little boy cheeky Jimmy Chung to shut the fuck up
I'm filled with carnitas
I know you're filled with carnitas and I love you for it
But I swear to god of either of you ate that fucking chimichang. Oh fuck you up. He's like my fucking
I got a little tab of green salsa little chimichang you naughty boy chimichang
You look at me
You want a little chimichang god don't tease him like that you're teasing me. What do I told you about teasing the boys like that?
I can't prevent a nib. With what to eat you?
Ah yeah.
I said don't tease the boys.
Everyone shut the fuck up.
Everyone, every one of you.
Mark, Sam, little Chimichang, everyone.
I'm a little beretown, deep pride.
Little Chimichang, little boy.
Little boy Chimichang, how long have we known each other?
Uh, um, about 20 minutes. how long have we known each other? Um
About 20 minutes right. We've known each other a long time step the fuck away from the microphone
I'm not gonna step the fuck back. You're gonna step the fuck back
No, you're gonna step the fuck back. Look me the eye. I'm not fucking a ranny
Oh the new king of this goddamn new segment fuck yourself, Braden fuck yourself, man fuck me
You're my best friend you were gonna hate me. I was never gonna hate you. I was gonna hate him
I did it. I fucking did it I
Jimmy Chung I don't give a fuck mark what's happening to your stomach
Chung is coming out of my belly button as a hot fluid
He's escaping as my belly button as a hot chunky fluid
Like a soup like a hot chunky soup put a minute cup
Can someone grab a cup?
Plastic or mug?
Let's do a plastic or mug those are the two types of
Two types of cups. That's not really two types. Two types of cups that exist.
You don't know what a fucking cup is.
Mark, I know one thing.
There are two kinds of cups.
Plastic and mug.
What about paper?
What does that fall under?
Doesn't exist.
What is paper?
The ancient Greeks with like colours.
It's broken with cup plastic and mug
Do you know the ancient Greeks only knew of two types of cup plastic and mug?
You want a mug you want to I think we need to catch Jimmy Chang as he as he dribbles
No, it's not his name is Jimmy Chang Jimmy Chang as he dribbles to the floor
I got a mug here if you want. Yeah, let's just chuck him in a mug. All right. Great, it's not his name is Chimichang. Chimichang, as he dribbles to the floor.
I got a mug here, if you want.
Yeah, let's just chuck him in a mug.
All right, great.
That's one of the two options, great.
Handing Mark a physical mug.
Mark is physically catching Chimichang in his cup.
How are you, Chimichang?
Oh, no, he's a bubbly Chimich.
He's a vacant, talkfully, because he's a hot chunky fluid.
What would happen if we put him in the freezer?
Maybe he would turn into an ice block.
Great.
Jurekin, I just think, because there's stomach acid now in the chimichur mix, maybe he has
that like ability that the velociraptors have in the first Jurassic Park.
You know, that spray of stomach acid.
That's not the velociraptors.
No, what are they?
They're the little lizard things. They're like the diathon of flapper sorrows. Yeah, and they're made up guys
Yeah, they're not you reckon he has that power
I'm gonna say no, no, I want to hear Sam news
That's why I'm that's why I come to this pot press. I want to hear
Well, then can I can I break the bad news to you guys? Is it part of
Sam News? Is this another good news bad news? That's old bad news. What? As the producer I
signed a contract when I came on board with the company, when they poached me from Channel 10 7PM project.
This is that.
This is that in reference to Sam News.
I own the IP to Sam News.
What?
So when I leave the Sam News network, I'm taking Sam News with me.
How do you feel about this Sam News? Could you not please? Could you give it to me?
Yes, give it to him. Give it to him. Come on, Impro. Come on. Give it to me.
Impro. What if I start a rival Sam News Network over at Channel 10?
No, I don't. You wouldn't be the wouldn't have, you wouldn't be the first and the best.
It'd be the second and the breast.
Right then I would be the original.
I call it the original, the original Sam News.
Actually, as Sam, that'd be pretty good for my hubris.
Yeah, I got two Sam News'.
No, because Sam loves his hubris.
That's a lot of Sam, that's a lot of Sam News.
If you've got competing Sam News on, well you could call it Sam News. Here's the thing, what I own you couldn't call it Sam news call it Zach news with Sam you could do that about Sam
Zach is a Sam about Sam. Zach is a big come to news with Sam
Although I would see you for libel
the other thing is
The other news is the other thing is, any news about Sam,
he's actually talking about any news about Sam.
I own that concept.
I think sharks give birth live.
You're a shark, exact.
I don't know if sharks lay eggs.
I'm a little shark egg.
Do they?
Yeah, I'm a little shark egg.
They're a fish.
You think, hey Mark.
Do they lay eggs?
Maybe they do lay eggs.
I'm thinking of dolphins.
Sharks, I'm pretty sure they have them
They just like swim it out. They do they it's time for Google answer this because sharks do sharks lay eggs
They're not fish. They're not mammals. No
dolphins and
mammals I feel like a shark egg is I feel like a vagueness shark egg. Maybe
Feel like a shark egg is I feel like a vaguener shark egg drop maybe
Do they lay eggs?
Eggling they do lay eggs
I think you're not you're not that you're talking over at Google
See I heard eggs they know but they exhibit a great diversity in reproductive modes
Also sometimes they lay in eggs and sometimes They do some species don't oh
Guys hammerhead didn't have to be a egg it gets stuck otherwise
We went to dominoes special hole unless they have a special hammerhead shaped hole like the the genres like an X
Yeah, like the one of those things that you put things through.
What do they call you know those things that kids play with?
Cookie cutter.
Yeah, you know, you have the square shape.
You put it through the square shape.
Yeah, maybe they got like a hammerhead shaped the join up.
Or maybe it just opens up.
Maybe it's just.
And therefore if you're going to hammer head shape for joining,
you need a hammer head shaped penis
If we've got any more. Oh, yeah, yeah, we've got any marine biologists here do hammer head sharp. You know, we don't
Listening you said here. I meant listening. I'm talking directly to the audience. It's a radio technique
But we still radio
They're listening in their car. They're driving and they go, yeah, I'm a marine biologist.
But we're talking to me.
I don't think here was the best use of...
Brodan, let me just say something.
I'm talking to you.
Thank you.
No, not you. I'm talking to you.
Hey, I'm talking to you, Mark.
You made icons at me.
No, Mark, I'm talking directly to you.
I'll just point it at me.
I'm listening. No, well, not you, Sam. No, I'm talking directly to you. Just pointed at me. I'm listening.
No, well, not you, Sam.
No, I'm talking, it's a radio technique.
I'm talking to you.
You just pointed to no one.
No, I blank wall.
No, I pointed.
Just stop pointing and making eye contact
and this will be a little clearer.
Okay.
I'm talking to you.
What's that?
You look to me then.
Who are you talking to then?
Not you, Mark. Not you, to then? Not you, Mark.
Not you, Broda, not you, Mark.
Not you, Sam.
I'm talking to you, our dear listener.
While making deep eye contact with me.
You've got to understand that that's confusing.
Yeah, but you've got to understand it's good radio technique.
I just say, hi.
Are you a marine biologist?
Yes.
If you are.
No, but I got confused because you were asking me in such an intimate way.
Exactly, that only works if you're doing a show by yourself.
Is that clear?
Okay, sure.
You're not doing a show by yourself,
you're doing it for other people.
No, if you're doing a show by a shelf.
Yes, Broden, Broden.
Yeah, if you're doing it.
There's no question about that.
And I often do shows by shelves,
there's no shelves in here, which is why I'm confused.
So you can't, but Broden did just say, I'm doing a podcast with four people right now.
I am doing it with four people, that's what Broden just said. I'm doing it with you Broden.
I'm doing it with you Mark. I'm doing it with you Sam and guess what? I'm doing it with you.
You pointed at me! Not you Mark. You are included in the four.
So then it's five people.
It's me, Broden, Mark, Sam, and you.
How many people do you think listen to this podcast?
Sam, they're not thinking about all the other four people listening to it.
They're just thinking about you.
You're just thinking about you.
It's not something being broadcast to 20 people.
It's just a conversation between you and your friends. Me, Mark, Broden, Sam and you.
You didn't say, do you say Broden? Yeah, I said Broden. I don't think you did.
I mean, Broden, Mark, Sam and you. You've got about me that time. No, I definitely said mark. No, you did it
me
Broden mark Sam and you
Sorry you you have to yeah another say yeah me Broden mark Sam and guess what you no you did you twice the member of this podcast and we love you
We love you so much. That's right.
We love you. And is your sitting on your bus or your tram or your train?
You're not in your own car or in your car. We just you catch or you catch or you're
on. What if you're on a leaning up when you're playing? What if you're in your own. Or you're on your own. Or if you're on a leaning up. Or you're on a plane. What if you're in a friend's car and they're driving you to a war worth or something?
What if you're playing an along-form game on a console and you just turn off the sound,
put the subtitles on, and then play through with some podcasts.
I do that.
You need subtitles for...
No, for the Overwatch.
Overwatch.
Overwatch, like, hey, jump this with me, can I?
Do you?
Do you?
This is my question. This is my question to you.
Yeah, I've done that.
Have you been playing on-
I'm sharded sorry, I'm sharded sorry.
I am so non-gamer that I forgot the name of the game I play.
You got very excited I think you were playing
on some other one.
I'm playing Overwatch.
You would have been cool.
I caught my PS4, my Netflix machine.
Yeah, that's what it's very about.
I've got a question though.
I've got a question. Do you find
it's hard to focus on both the game and the podcast at the same time? No. Sorry, not you.
No, no. Fuck off. Do you find that? Let us know on Twitter. Hit us up. I don't listen.
Not you, Sam. Sorry. Do you find that it's hard to focus on both at the same time. We know Broden doesn't but what about you?
This is basically how long till 10 minutes?
What do you mean how long till the 10 minutes is up? Well as I explained before that we can just record for as long as we want and we
Speed it up. All right. Great. Great
Okay, so is this you thing a bit confusing because it's good radio technique
Yeah, It is confusing?
No.
No?
It is.
No.
No, not confusing.
What?
Do you think it's confusing?
Yes.
Sorry, no.
Do you think it's confusing?
Let us know on Twitter.
Why do I have to tell you on Twitter?
No, it's not about you, Sam. Guys, let's get to about you on Twitter? No, it's not about you, Sam.
It's not about you.
It's not about you, me.
No, no, no, no, I just got it.
I just got it.
Yeah, it's about you.
Well, no, it's not about me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's about me.
No, no, no, no, no, it's about you, you and you.
And you, so it's about you, me.
It's about Zach.
No.
So it is about me.
What if it's about an audience,
what if it's about an audience member called Zach?
I get it.
Oh, because we do have a lot of listeners called Zach.
I get it.
It's about you.
We don't have a lot of listeners.
Right, no, no, no.
We don't have a lot of listeners.
We just have the four of us and you, me, Mark, yes.
Yes, and you. And this is one of the four of us and you, me, Mark, yes.
Yes, and you, one of the four is you.
Yeah.
But I get it.
When I'm saying it's about you, Zach.
Yes.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about you, Zach.
You, what about if the listener isn't Zach?
Then it's you.
Here's my question.
Two people are listening together.
They're sitting together next to the wireless.
Them, or a-
And I say, which is with the wireless,
which is a lot more accurate these days.
Is it plugged in?
Like it's working?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Tell us on Twitter.
Sorry, sorry, no.
Sorry, no.
I know you're saying.
It's about, we're talking to you.
What about, we're talking to you. What about, we're talking to you, not your friend, you.
Yes.
Because then either one thinks that it's all right.
That's right, to you.
We're ignoring your friend, we're talking to you.
Yeah.
We're talking to you guys.
You guys.
But what if it's one person with headphones in?
It's just you, Ben. It's just you.
I get it.
But, well, let's put the option there.
We're talking to you, slash, you disguise.
Okay, yeah, good.
Yes.
When Zach says he's talking to you,
he's not talking about you, bro,
he's talking about you.
I get it.
So he's talking to you, slash, like the musician
and you guys.
And you too. Oh, yeah, but it's slash is the same thing. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. It's a communist. And you musician and you guys. And you too.
No, but it slashes this.
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If Brodon's listening right now,
I am, is there two Brodon's?
No, there's you.
Well, there's me.
No, no, no.
No, there's you.
Yes, you Sam.
And you are Brodon.
What?
No.
What if one of the listeners of the podcast
is a female sheep?
Who are we talking to?
Oh, this would be very confusing for them. You.
Me.
We're talking to you.
We're talking to you.
A-Y-E-W.
But I want to get E-W-E.
Hey, hun.
What?
Why E-W-E?
E-W-E.
What?
Okay, Google.
How do you spell you as in a female sheep?
That's right.
That's right.
EWE.
What did you think it was?
I think it was why are you?
Yeah. What I think I just spelled out the whole oh you female shape it just she just
spelt out you as in a female shape what did you how did you think you
spelled you he said Y-A-W I did did think that. That's like their wood.
But I've got a quick question.
What if a piece of wood is talking?
It was a piece of podcast.
It was a tree.
I've got a quick question.
OK.
How do you think you is spelled?
Who?
Well, Broden said it was Y. How do you think you is spelled? How do you think you is spelled?
Well, I think how do you think you is spelled?
Mark, tell me.
What are we talking to?
I can't tell you're talking to.
I was talking to you, Billy, I was making a lot of fun.
I can't say you, but I didn't know you've done that before guys. We have so much fun
It's just a laugh a minute here at the app on cars
Just wanted to let you know that
We put up a documentary you all know the Domino story. It's up now if you haven't seen it already
If you've been under a rock, so thanks for listening to this episode, which is a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun. A quick 10-minute podcast about the coming of the special.
It's a lot of fun. It's longer than that.
Did it? It did feel like it.
When I'm with you, when I'm hanging out with my best friends, having a love,
I've done a lot of stuff and feel like I've been having fun.
Do you know what? This is the thing, and this is genuine,
and I'm just telling this to you, not you, not you, not you, but you.
Ha ha ha ha.
We really did set out to make a 10- not you, but you. Ah ha ha.
We really did set out to make a 10 minute podcast, but we were having so much fun that we just
thought, got caught in the way of it.
It was so much fun.
It became a weekly podcast, it became a full half hour.
We had some high jinks.
What did we get up to this podcast?
Oh, Jesus, I can't even remember.
We had silly stuff.
We staged some proofs and some pretend fights. Yeah, we were presenting the podcast. We stage some we stage some proof some pretend fights
Yeah, we're presenting I want to tell you I'm not mad at you. Oh, we did the same new stuff
Remember the same news and you can't forget Jimmy Chung
He's part of the cannon now
Well, all right. It's time for us to go
It's part of the gathered show. It's time for us to go.
So let's just sing the song that we always see.
It's the head over to YouTube to watch the Domino's special if you haven't seen it yet,
because we're aware that some of our podcasts listeners don't follow us.
I said that already.
Yeah, we did say that.
But you'll be seeing the song about that.
I thought we'd just sing, what did you do last night, that classic sketch from YouTube?
But I didn't, I didn't write, I didn't write.
Five, six, five, six, seven.
Went round to John knows, four of you, please.
Sit at the feet, okay, okay, but after you see, went to the tune and a paid of five,
that's when I had my first partner's side.
Malibu Dacquery and the Glossapino Gry,
and they went to Uda V for a long, unlin' ST.
Yeah, but what did you do?
I had another drink of water then,
and I went and had a drink.
It went into adrenaline.
Ripper Aussie Summer on YouTube now.
Go watch it.
Good night, and enjoy the Domino Special.
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