Aunty Donna Podcast - A Very Lucky Fan, Felix Mallard

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

Joining the show this week is a long time supporter of the Patreon. He's just starting out in Hollywood and could use some pointers on how to stay grounded and not let something like IDK having 4.2 million Instagram followers get to your head. LINKS Be @ItsFelixWhat's  4,200,001st follower on Instagram https://bit.ly/itsfelixwhat . Buy tickets to The Magical Dead Cat World Tour - https://bit.ly/auntydonna-worldtour . Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig . Become a Patreon supporter and maybe be on the podcast and get a kiss http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, Mark Bonanno  Guest: Felix Mallard Intro VO: Thomas Zahariou Producer: James Blake Social and Digital Producer: Nick Barrett Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. Get A Legends and Welcome to another rep episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week we gave a very lucky Patreon supporter an opportunity to meet the Anti-Donna Boys in person and even guests on this podcast. If you're loving the Anti-Donna Pod, you can get access to the video versions and bonus episodes at Anti-DonaClub.com. Hello and welcome to the Hollywood series episode. But we thought for this week of it, whether it's the first episode or not, I don't know.

But we thought what we do is, not get a famous guest on for our first episode. Isn't that what happens every time when people come to Hollywood and they do a few sort of, you know, like when Roe, Valet happened or hey, Mission Andy, I think did a run in Hollywood, did they know maybe not? did a run in Hollywood, did they? No, maybe not. Whenever anyone comes to Hollywood,

they always take advantage of the location and they get the big Hollywood celebs. Not us. Or the Australian celebs, based in Hollywood, not us, no. We thought, we have fans everywhere and we have Patreon subscribers everywhere. Yes. And so we thought we'd,

Oh, just, sorry to interrupt. It's the anti-donna club powered by Patreon. I'm so sorry. And officially, just in case we have a chat. Yeah, I've done a club.com. If we ever dog Patreon, you know, if we ever want to keep that, 20% and change to our own only fans, we might switch to only fans. You can see pictures of my whole. But we, I wanted to add.

Nudes V-Ludes. So what we're going to do is while we're a week here, well, it's a week here, let's just pick a random Patreon subscriber and make their year. Yeah, we did a call out on Patreon. And we said, if you're a fan and you live in LA, reach out to us, we're going to pick you at random. And we're going to have you on the pod.

And is that work? If we are, what does that mean? What? How is it? So it's not to reach out. And then we'd pick them at random. But we needed to know what ones were in our life. Yeah. So I got over names. And then I just went, and we landed on this boy. Now this boy didn't comment on that particular one, but I think in another one had mentioned that he was from LA. So we added him to the list, and I must admit, to reach out. I reached out, I put a whole application in,

I told you my credentials just to... And we read those. Oh yes. And you're a sexy boy, well let's get the sexy boy on. Thank you. Well it's very LA, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

LA, sexy boy. sexy boy, LA. Now LA, sexy boy. Yes. We don't know much about you, who you are. This is a little special gift to you. You know, we just thought we'd get you on somewhat like when they on a porno, which I'm quite a lot of them are made here as a man.

Not so much since they made them wear condoms. Is it more about outsource? They shoot them out in other states and cities now. Yeah, sure. Watch the really depressing documentary about that. So what I'm here to say is, much like the porno's where sad, pornographic videos where the porn star has sex with a fan, you know, those ones, you ever seen those?

Oh, yes. No, no, no, no. We're not going to do that here. We're not going to do that here. We're not going to have sex with this fan. We're not that's not, I'm not even going to imply that's rude. That's too rude. But we're going to podcast with you as sort of our gift to you

and to create the impression that maybe this will happen to other. Yeah, it could happen any of that. It could really happen. It really could. And the boy here is proof of that. Now, the boy we're looking at here We don't know your name or much about you. We picked you a random. Do you want to tell us a little bit about yourself? Yes Well, first of all, thank you for having me on podcast. You're so well. No worries boy. Honestly

You come true I'd like to sub calling you small boy. You're lad. I'd love to know Your official name my name is Felix Mallard. I'm a nice name, strong name. I live in LA, although I am originally from Melbourne. What a shame. Because we wanted it in America. Oh, you're weird. I know. What brought you to LA?

You got a Felix. Felix. Yes. You know, I just, I'm an actor and I've done a little... Oh, as well as the one. Yes, yes. You got it. actor and I've done a little. Oh, as well as one. Yes, yes, yes. That's a big fan of you guys.

I know that you guys are cute. We're actors and let me tell you. It's a tough industry, mate. Absolutely. So good luck, good luck out there. Yeah, yeah, mate. It's not easy. Don't, I know.

I would say my first five things would be, learn your lines. Learn your lines. Number one. Show up to rehearsals and learn your lines, don't be an asshole. Yeah. Number two, voice warmups every day because your voice is your instrument.

Uh-huh. And then guess what your other instrument is your body. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So keep that in top of your command. Hit the gym. And I know you asked for advice and so that's one of those we're giving it. Yeah.

Also, don't judge the process. That's number four. No, what's the process? So the process of acting is, you know, you get the lines. Well, first you get the part. First you audition. But here's the thing, here's the thing that, well, we'll first you get the email from your agent.

First you get the email from your agent. That says, do you want to do this? So first you, first you're out. You know, you get the agent. Or you're first, first you gotta get the agent. Well, first, first you first you're out. You're the agent. Or you're first. First you're going to get a first good. Well first first good to go to a drama school. Or well or the drama school that I went to which I prefer to as the drama school of life. Or you do need life experience. In Australia. What they do say. Sorry. It's good to do a run on a soap opera.

Before you come to Australia. Yeah. Yeah. Actually before you answer Broden did a couple of Broden extra spot on neighbors Yeah, on neighbors. Yeah, well on neighbors. Did you meet Dr. Carl? He was in the room when I was in the room Yeah, but I didn't really act the exact Not so nice. So not the extras the extras didn't you didn't get to the extras when I was 18

You didn't get to meet the actors No, they yeah, I know that and No, they didn't. I know that. But what I'll say is, he's talking about acting. Just let him. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Here's the thing, lad. The extras. Fuckin' off those podcast up.

Do you want a shot? You're doing great. It's fine. You want to kind of shot at neighbours. You got to listen to Brodard. Yeah. No, of course. But Brodardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardardard has done a many a gig and if you want to learn a little thing about this industry how to make it just a little calls rewards cut yeah I was in the call yes and we can talk about entry on

member guys yes of course well we don't know for how long yes legit you're genuinely a huge a huge pain a Patreon subscribe yeah so if you want to extra rolls of the great way in, so you'll get on neighbours as an extra one day if you want to be. And it's a great way to learn about the set, learn about the cameras, learn about how the actors are behaving. So that's that. What else was in the last lesson? Well, just on top of that, another great way to get extra roles

is Bakers Delight clothes in around about six. If you meet them around the back. He's being funny. No, no, no, no. I'm serious. If you, my uncle Vida used to do this, right? I know you do this, but we, you know. Vida Samatina, he owns a barber in Wattenstreet,

and we're a bit next door. There's Bakers Delight. His man owns lots of property. He's quite wealthy, because he bought a lot of property, classic Wog thing, Camelay Country, bought a lot of property. Good for him. Next door to a Bakers Delight would go there every night.

Bakers tonight. Well, in a way, yes, he would go to the Bakers. Imagine, imagine. That's a very funny tonight show. It's on at 3 a.m. Back to the house. That's the Baker's coming in at 3 a.m. To start the day.

And it's just the interviews. And there's a desk and there's like a really upbeat host with a bed and at the Baker's Mansion. It's very tight. It's very tight and baked. Amen. Yes, I know. Anyway, he would just, he would just,

they throw out a lot of bread, a lot of rolls. So if you want some extra rolls, can I ask something, an all seriousness, in all seriousness. You knew we were talking about rolls as an acting role, R-O-L-E, not a bread roll. I, yes. Of course I knew that. Yeah, and that's all I knew. But do you understand that I'm talking about bread rolls now?

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, great. All I meant when I was talking about the little ad here. Felix. Felix, what was your last name, Felix? Malad. Like social media. Social media.

Malad. Do you have an Instagram? I do, yeah. Really important. Really important. I've got to have one of those. I've got an Instagram. I've got a hard to engage.

I don't know how to engage. You've got to get over that. You just want to instigate. I want to quite. I'm not a hard to engage. I don't, I don't know how to engage. I don't know, you've got to get over that. You've got to be like, it's such an important part. Thank you very much. Some photos, selfies, they'll do well. People will get cast based on the Instagram following these days. We've got, now prepared, we've got over 300,000.

300,000. I know, 190,000. Oh, well that's still impressive. Oh, you guys have got the blue tick as well, right? Absolutely. We already got that. How did you get the blue tick? You don't want to talk to me. Blue tick,000. Oh, but that's still impressive. Oh, you guys have got the blue tick as well, right? Absolutely. We all know how to do that. How did you get the blue tick? You don't want to talk to me.

Blue tick, whatever. You've got to just send a photo of your driver's license. You may get up to $192,000 on Instagram. Okay. I haven't talked to us about a blue tick. Brilliant. So, it's not going to get you a role, but if it's you and another kid, they're going to give it to the one with, you know, 10,000 subscribers,

you know, followers as opposed to the one who has. And you are talking about, sorry, I'm getting confused. You are talking about ROLE role. Yes, the Bakers, the Light roles, they'll give to them. They're all so easy, Graham. They would not look at your Instagram if you wanted to get a couple of extra like cheesy might scrolls that were going in the bin that day. Although, it could luck because they get snapped up in the mornings. So you have an Instagram. I do yeah

How many followers do you have at the moment? Let's talk about building your Because we've been to YouTube school here. We're socially in good. You got a Vidcon as well We've it. Yes. We've each got you know 50 50 to 60 We've each got, you know, 50 to 60,000. Well, I've only got 37. That's because you post the same photo every single day, Matt. Oh, I just saw you're familiar with the 100% of these. I'm a picture. I am.

Let's give you some advice. How many photos do you have right now? I haven't checked in a couple days. You've got to keep up the date, Matt. I find it quite hard. I think so. Before you even say your number, stay engaged, mate. Stay engaged.

It's a daily to daily grow. Yes, huge. But when you're in that zone, Before you even say your number, stay engaged mate. Stay engaged. It's a daily to daily grow on. Yes, huge. But when you're in that zone, where you get those numbers in, every single fan count you want to engage with each other. Do you comment as well? Do you like response to comments? Response to comments? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We try to. I mean, less so now. I get overwhelmed. I get like 10, 15 comments on every photo. And it's like that's such a big part of my data respond to all of them So my first advice open private messages from strangers. Absolutely. Yes Because that's the only way that you engage with people. Yeah

So and that's gonna get you the rolls. Yeah, cuz it could be a casting director. That's right You know or a baker and bakers, but I mean bakers usually you just got to pay them a dollar or two dollars You could get a roll or you just wait until six The effort of building a social media following their three roles. That's probably less valuable than just getting a couple of the similarities Between the role of a baker and cracking into the entertainment industry very different Well, I wasn't the one that started the confusion. I don't think there's a parallel. I don't think there's a parallel. I think there is a homophone.

No, that means. No, it's not a homophone. No, it's not a homophone. What is it? It is a homophone. What's wrong? No, that is a homo. I thought you was never mind.

So how many followers have you got? I think I haven't checked in a few days, but I think it's 4.2 million. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sure. 4.2 million.

Million. Yes. Yeah. As in like, when you say million, what do you mean? Million. As in like the numbers. As in the number, yeah, with a bunch of zeros on it. Well, so then you're good on Instagram.

I think so. So you probably don't need a huge amount of advice. I think all the advice will help. Any advice for people who's been a little longer than me. Yeah. All right. Okay.

Well, I was sure we could give you some advice. But how advice is more going to be how to be for the money or how to reuse old clips. Because you guys have gone to uni for this, right? We did not not Instagram, not Instagram, but acting. We learned acting. And that's what's really focused on the acting. 4.2 million.

So we are the point two is more than our time. Yeah, your point is, yeah. What? No. No. My advice would be 200. No, what's 200,000? Yeah, 200,000.

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait'm sorry. No, it's fine. I didn't know it could get that high. 4.2 million subscribers. My advice would be, Mark, I don't think it is your advice. Well, do you guys know Netflix? You guys know Netflix? No. Yeah, we, we, we dabble.

You dabble, you've dabble in Netflix? Well, we've been on TV, man. Yeah, we've actually been on a Netflix show got number three in the top 10. Yeah, yeah, okay Not the brag that's all from me. We have a net. Really just watching it Yeah, that's really nice. That's very sweet. That's so sweet Sweet, so we yeah, we had an Netflix show and tell you mate they're hard to get yeah 100% so I believe Any role is hard to get you know and that's a thing unless you got it back as long unless you get see He's learning I learned quick. Yeah, all right

So okay, well, we we were gonna cover Instagram social media. I think you've got that What are we talking about the The sort of opportunities, like say yes, say yes to everything. That was one big thing. Well, when you're starting out, yeah. But I don't know if we need, is advice the right tone here? Are you famous? Are you famous? Some people might say that.

Have you ever done a show at a show what have you ever done like if you got a roll you have you ever done a shoulder a show He was on a show. Have you ever known a show at like the Alan the pussycat or anything like that? No, no, no No, no, no, no, it's in Richmond that Ah, I Don't like it there in 2011 Directed it. Yeah, and that's sort of like a great Good reviews no reviews didn't hit the trades I thought it was great. Yeah, exactly.'s sort of like a great way to get good reviews. No reviews. We didn't get anything to try. I thought it was great. Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah. Mark saw it. Have you done

anything of that sort of level? No, I've never done theater. Oh, okay. Well, you've got to do theater. I know. No, no, it's not about real actor fake actor. It's just that it's very hard to break in to find the opportunities, particularly in LA, you've got to make your own work. You probably see in the little theaters when you're walking, La La Land, for example. You're saying La La Land? No. Okay, so La La Land is like, it's beautiful. It's a beautiful movie about Hollywood.

And there's a scene in the Emma Stone got that part because she put on a little musical. I don't think that. For Dime and Shazil. For Dime and Shazil. I think you're confusing the plot of the movie to the story of the scene. I know. I have seen Lala Land, but I have seen a behind the scene. No, no.

So the character puts on a play and then becomes a movie star. No, no, that's the behind the scene. No, you're right. the behind the scenes documentary about the making of the line. I think you watched La La land. Was there any jazz in it? Yeah, there was a lot of jazz. The line goes.

Ryan Gosling was the savior of jazz before he made. That's why they cast him in La La land. Right. That's the main reason because he told John Legend how to make jazz. And David Shazal saw that. Love to that so much. But listen, we will cut to a short break now. And when we come back from that break, Felix,

we are going to talk through how you might just be able to break it in Hollywood. Okay. And we're back for the lab. And you're off to a good start because 4.2 thousand followers on Instagram It's million million it's 4.2 million million I'm all right that's a lot It's a couple two months. I would say too much. It's very in confronting how do you get that literally?

I'm on a Netflix show called jenny and georg, if you've ever seen that one. Oh, okay. It's not necessarily a demo. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm just more like, watch. Based on what I know of you. It watches other things. I watch other things. Based on what I know of you today. I watch soft core documentaries. As I was saying, based on my knowledge of you, the keenies and stuff. And he pays direct documentaries as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I pay the, I pay. Ethical only fans. Ethical, yeah, I'm a fan of documentaries. But I don't think, I don the, I pay. Ethical, only fans. Ethical, yeah, I'm a fan of a document. But I don't think, I don't think I would know the condom thing that I said at the start of the podcast from pornos. I don't think they open a portal saying, I just say, you know, we're shit,

this porno in Miami, because of the condom thing. That is a piece of information. I wouldn't have been shit for a documentary. I don't appreciate that we're, that in a porno. Yeah, just, they just say, you appreciate that we're that in a porno. Yeah. Just, I just say, you know, we're wearing a condom because we film

this one in L.I. I just, I think that is clearly information. I just, I don't think, I don't think that that is information I would know from porno. Yeah. I'm just saying, all I was saying was,

I don't know that much about you. Yeah. You know, I'm in for, you know, me for a little bit. But I forget, I don't know that much about you. Yeah. You know him for a long time. You know him for a long time. Yeah, but I forget. I'm gonna tell you that I learned this from. It was on Netflix. Oh, was it?

Yeah. And you've been on Netflix. I have. Now you play Georgia. I play Georgia. Oh, okay. Yeah. So it's just a bit part, right?

Or are you? I've managed to get in all 10 episodes. 10 episodes of it. That's, Brodom was in 10 of, he's, it's a Netflix show. No, no. No, out of 10. Yeah.

All right, that's a pretty good hit, right? Yeah. This is fucking great. He's better. I'm sorry for telling you how to be an extra on neighbors. No, I thought that was you on neighbors. I did four years on that. Okay.

I was Dr. Carl's grandson. So that's why you mentioned, that's why I mentioned Dr. Carl.. I did four years on that. Okay. I was Dr. Carl's grandson. That's why you mentioned Dr. Carl. So you did four years on that. And in Kim Valentine's, son, oh my god. Which you know Kim Valentine. I do, yeah, I actually do know. So there's a fair to say,

you've got this fucking figured out. Fuck no. All right, absolutely not. Good, good, great. I've been very lucky. Great. I just think that, I just think this is, I I just think that, um, I just think that this is...

I can't believe we picked it random. This live genuinely, this is, genuinely, I've never done a podcast before. Okay. Really? And this is the only podcast I listen to. That's a beautiful fact. Me, you know, me too. You got to listen to bodies?

I do just listen to my face. But not this podcast. No, no, no, I listen to, I listen to one podcast about theme park rides. Yes. Two weeks, they know all the theme parks. Right. Each week they pick a different theme park. And it's conversational like this one.

I also listen to podcasts about physics. Space physics. Space, because you're a space right now. From your Christian. I just feel a little bit weird that we don't know anything about you. I feel very weird that I know everything about you. Yeah, the dynamic was meant to be you're a fan, we learned. But you, and I know you did say that you sent in a document,

which I told you to read, Mark. Yeah, but. You know, I'm busy. I'm busy, guy. What do you know? What are the facts you know about Mark? About Mark. I know that he. What do you know what are the facts? What would you what are the facts? You know about Mark about Mark. I know that he had trouble with his gut health for a long time. Yes, I did. He talked about a lot on the park Are I what's that? It's a fact you know about Zach. I said he knows learn Spaces. Yeah, he's in the space right now. Yeah. Yeah, you guys know you can't with my Donna fact sheet. Yeah, I should have done

Fuck I would you know about me? I know you come with my Donna fact sheet? Yeah, I should have done fuck. I would you know about me? I know you are man-based Destroyer of worlds that's a character you fight. Is this Ginny show big did it do well? It did kind of well a few people watched it 4.2 million followers. Well, I think yeah How many did you have before Ginny before Ginny and Georgia? I had 90,000 How War, Ginny and Georgia? I had 90,000. Oh my god. How?

Um, we showed up to give a, like, there were 3000 from our Netflix. That means probably more people watched his show than our show. Probably. Can I ask you a question, genuine? Yeah. It's not, and sorry if this is a stupid question.

No, it's not as spin off of Harry Potter is it? I wish it was oh Jenny Jenny is not about Harry's Jenny No, but I thought it wasn't Oh, yeah, I came with a Jenny of Harry and Jenny Sorry, but I'm going to marry did they if they did at the end at the end in that little is that in the play? Is that in the play? Is that in the play? What's in the play? What's in the play?

What's in the play? I mean, Jesus, you might have fucking been in a photo right now. What's this ginny and George all about? Yeah. Broden, let me tell you, it's... Oh, that's a good broden. Yeah, it's a good broden. Broden, Kelly.

Broden, Kelly. Broden, Kelly. Hello, my name is Broden, Kelly. You want me to do broden? Yeah, I want you to do broden. Broden, Kelly. Broden, Kelly. Broden, Kelly. Yeah, my name is Broden Kelly. You want me to do broden Kelly? Yeah, I'm a brother. Mark's brother. Broden Kelly. Yeah, I got nothing. Um, but what the what the bloody hell was all this? What's Jenny and Georgia?

Jenny Georgia is a Oh, no, give him the platform. Give him the platform. It is a imagine Gilmore girls, but I want darker. Oh, darker than Gilmore Girls. Yeah, yeah, it's just a young mother and a young daughter moving into a new Massachusetts town. Mm-hmm. Does it have the same rat attack kind of dialogue?

Yeah. Big scripts. Yeah, long, long, long, long, long, long, long. Yeah, long, long, long. Because the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Gilmore Girls scripts used to be like 10 pages longer than a normal script apparently. Because then they would just cram it in. That's why they talk so fast.

Yeah, shit. Do you talk fast? They make you talk fast. No, my character doesn't say much at all. I just kinda get my per annum a bit of the stress. You try to get this kind of like, and this journey have a little crush on you? Yes, yeah.

Yeah. The bad boy across the road. You were bad boy. I'm a bad boy. You were leather leather jacket. But he has a motor swap. He does have a motor swap. But he can't ride. But he can't ride. Do you know it was like dream before they got rid of neighbors. It was my dream to do a three week arc on neighbors. What's back? Where I rode into Walt Fingers crossed. Let's put this out there. Where I rode into town on a motorbike with a leather jacket and I was of the opinion that I was the father of one of the teenage actors, sort of the part you played, right?

So that that type of part, or I would roll into town and it would be like, what are you doing here? And then I'd be like, I want to see my son or daughter. And it would be me and and Kim Valentine or that type and then I was the father of that character and then I over three weeks I connected and then we find out through a DNA test that I'm not the father of the character. But then I stay around because I've become a bit of a father figure for that character. I stay around for a while.

Help with the homework. What are you doing? This is your three week in the area. This is my three week in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. This is three weeks in the area. Yeah. Oh, that's a word. You pick it up. Yeah. You can stretch yourself. That's the use, man. No, I have to do three, man.

No, I have to do three weeks. And then I ride out of town. And then the teenage character is like, you know, you like it. And then I ride out of town. I'm like, I see you later, you know. You should talk to Broden. He was on neighbors. And he liked those.

And big Felix is my new neighbor's guy. Who do I talk to if I want to make that? Could you, because do I have to talk to the writers or do I have to talk to the others? Did you ever do any Kate Lambrook? Is Lambrook Lambrook? That's it. What about Kate Lambrook? Do you ever do any of her scripts?

No. Did she write neighbors? This is a rotating really good thing. I believe so. Kate Lambrook. Oh, she did. She did too. Yeah, you never work on that. And you've hurt probably. She would have done some. She was around at the time.

Yeah, she wrote. Yeah, yeah. But you're across. They shoot super fast. You're across 18 episodes at one time. It's just kind of like that would be my three weeks. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, it'd be a block.

Should we take advantage of Felix's? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, there's more than that. There's more than that. I don't want to be cynical about this. No, no, no, I don't want to be cynical, but sitting at home, right? No, I had to do it.

Is it all the one that said to add Felix's fame to the list? Yeah, no, this is legitimately a complete coincidence. I just think it's a little bit strange that on a day where you organise this day, where we get four sort of profile guests on while we're in Hollywood, that the one day that we decided, the one episode that we decided to put a Patreon fan on, it turns out they're the most famous person out of the four. I see that that hand on my heart a complete coincidence.

I got wild. This Vlad is here. See, this is the thing Felix should be using. Brodon pitched to us as a joke this morning that we should like get you to say stuff to the camera about, but I just worry now that the reason you pitched that was because Felix has 4.2 million.

And my heart can flick quincidence now. Could you look at the camera Felix, which one, whatever? And just say, hey, it's me Felix, you should go on a hundred, go and see, I need on a show on their world tour. This one? Yep. Good day guys, it's me Felix, you guys should go and see Aunty Donner on their world tour. This one? Yep. Good day guys. It's me Felix.

You guys should go and see Aunty Donna on their world tour. I might be there. I might be there. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? I might be there and then wink. Who knows?

I might be there. That's good. That's it. I told the wing. I told the wing. Can you just wink again? Do you want to? Do you want to just do the whole thing, it's me Felix.

Get our favorite show, Jeannie. It's me Felix from your presumably favorite show, Jeannie in Georgia. I'm here with Auntie Donna, and you should go and see there what it is that a world tour. Yeah, a world tour. Who knows, maybe I'll be in the audience. Who knows, maybe I'll be in the audience.

Give you a kiss. Yeah, and I'll give you a kiss. I'll definitely give you a kiss. Yeah. All I'll give you a kiss. I definitely give you a kiss. Yeah. All right. You don't have to be handing out kisses. Yeah. Along with Mark.

Mark's going to be in the audience with us. And now let's both win at the same time. You don't have to kiss Mark. So I tell him, I don't want to be in the other wing. Please don't talk over the wing. Yeah, but I won't, but can we just say, but you don't have to kiss Mark if you don't, if you're not comfortable. Why would, why would people not want to kiss me?

It's beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you. I think if you're not comfortable. Why would people not want to kiss me? It's beautiful, man. How's that? Beautiful, God. Thank you. I think you're a handsome guy. How's that another cell? I just, I don't want to, I just feel like maybe, okay. I think someone came up there to 50, 50 shot flippercoin kiss this beautiful boy or Harry

can't with the mullet. With the mullet. No, damn, I'm not. I love the mullet. Okay. Thank you. That was That was a legit I'm on the defense. I'm I'm just you had some comments about the mullet. I'm just no, I'm just intimidated by your You'll ferv Um, I got a new one place. I wish can we just get this wing? I get that wing three two one

The people listening he winked. That's good. Did you wink after the countdown? Yeah, he did he did that was a great wing. All right. Now another one hey night winking school. Hey Nike. It's me Felix Mallard I Think we should give Broden some some new shoes One mark. Can you call them kicks? Can he call them kicks all that and I'll be clear. What do you feel comfortable saying kicks? I'm comfortable saying kicks. For sure. Well then yeah, if you want to say kicks or shoes, it really doesn't matter.

Okay. And then say, maybe who knows, maybe I'll be there to get the shoes. And also I think I should just get the shoes. If that's okay. Can I get a hoodie or something? Well, I think it's a blur it. It's a contract thing.

It does blur it. It is. What if it's one full outfit and we share? Okay. I think that's a good I'm going to get him to do a Doc Martin month. Okay. Well, I'll get you to fresh past Hey Nike. It's me Felix. Um, I think my cool friend Broden. She gets some shoes and a hoodie for Mark. No, no, no, you know what? I'm going to do my own. I've got one that I want that I want. Is tonight have your hoodie? No, no, no, you know what? I'm gonna do my own. I've got one that I want that I want. Can I have your hoodie? Well, I've become your hoodie. Yeah, you do Nike. And then I've got that.

Don't hug the feed fillys. There's plenty to go around. Yeah. That's great. Okay. Yeah, Nike. All right. Good day, Nike. I'm here with my best friend, Broden Kelly. And he'd like some shoes. So please send them to him. To him. And I'll be there to pick him up. Maybe give you a little kiss, Nike. Maybe I'll give you a little kiss, Nike.

Yeah, great. If you're around, that's sick. That's great. Your turn, Zach. Thank you so much for helping us out here. If this leads to us getting free shit, I'm going to be really happy. I will watch Ginny and Juice.

Ginny and Juice. Ginny and Juice. Ginny and Juice, yeah. Ginny and Juice. I'm juice. Yeah, Jenny and juice. Jenny and juice. Yeah, Jenny and juice. I mean, do it. Have you seen that? I don't know. When I was 16, I had a big crush on, what's the actress from, from, from, from Gilmore

Girls? Which one? The, the daughter. Yeah. Both would have been the gentlemen. What are you saying? What are you saying? Uh, what am I saying?

Yeah. Uh, I don't know. He said that Ginny and Georgia was similar to Gilmour Girls, right and I'm saying that I had a big crush on She's in Sin City. Rory. What was it? Rory Rory. Rory. Rory. But what was the actress's name? I wouldn't know in her 16. I love that. What was she in hand made style of handmade style. She's great in hand made style. Who's your love interest in this show? She's called Ginny. Ginny.

Hey, Doc Martin's and Doc Martin's Australia. Because I think they're different. They're ship under license. So hey, Doc Martin's and Doc Martin's Australia. It's me Felix from neighbors. Yeah, sure. You've done anything like counter-culturey. So that's their aesthetic.

I think they've been doing a bad boy. It's a bad boy. Just neighbors is big and broken. I think I'm going with neighbors because neighbors is big and broken. They get Netflix in Britain. Yeah, but neighbors has Britain. I think neighbors and nothing more British

than Doc Martin's cups of tea and neighbors. We call that a, that's good. Doc Martin. I'm here with my friend Zachary Rourrain and he'd love some free Doc Martin. So send him his way. Doc Martin's Australia though, because I know this. I'll get him from the UK though. Oh, from the UK actually, yeah.

And maybe I'll be there. I'll give you a kiss. How much flying am I gonna have to do? What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm here with my mate Mark and I would love, they do fresh pasta every day. They also have the big pieces of baccala. So I would love to get a cup of baccala. It's kind of like salted cod. Well, it is salted cod.

So if you could say my best friend Mark would love a, you know, like three or four kilos of baccala. I cannot put it in order. What? I did revie all these and stuff. No, no, no, no. I didn't get a hoodie from you. I didn't ask for a dollar. It's a difference between a hoodie and some revie all these months. It's a very big difference. They're going to do a shop. It's like the online orders. They're gonna do the shop when they're getting your Buckela. Yeah, they may as well just chuck in whatever bro wants and I've got an order as well. I think it's only fair. They don't do fresh ravioli, okay. What do they do? What they're doing spaghetti? They're doing tagolateli. They got some great dry beans. Gleeney. They got some great dry bones. Like Gleeney. They got some great dry pasta at the front, yeah. I mean, yeah, sure.

Do you want some fillets? Yeah. What do they call it? I'd love some gnocchi. I'd love some gnocchi. And fresh gnocchi. What's your favorite, what'd you go to? Just like the chocolate or vanilla.

Or do you like a mix, really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a ricotta. Yeah. Can I do ricotta? No, the sweet ricotta is fantastic. Actually, could you add in some, could you add in about 500 grams?

We're gonna have to get a list of the whistle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can you make a list for you? Yeah, great. Yeah, we're just rattling off. Yeah, yeah, sure. You guys have a PO box. So this is gonna be sent. No, no, no, no, no, we don't We don't know what we do. We work. Yeah, you say it. You're gonna be fucking fucking Sure. It's stupid. It's a media in wholesalers. Largest Mediterranean wholesalers in the Southern hemisphere. They don't do Ravioli though. Not fresh Ravioli. Not fresh Ravioli every day.

What are they doing fresh? I said spaghetti. What's Tully Tully? Tully Tully is just like, it's like a wider, little bit thinner. Fat fit. Fat fit. Fat fit, a change.

Fat fit, a change. That's what the skips call it. Fat fit. You know what? But our skips we go, hey, you having some fat fit? We don't call it that. Yeah, we go.

You have it's a fat fit, Bolly can I? You're about to speck box and fat fit and speck Bolly. That's what we say. Yeah. They don't do a ravioli fresh. No, no. Can you, and we really, if we really appreciated if you could put on some fresh ravioli.

Yeah, all right. If some, if I'll be real polite. Fresh ravioli if available. Do you want to some, if I'll be real polite, fresh ravioli if available. Do you want to get, just try it so you can use it. Do you want to also get some dry, some dry? Yeah, I'm tracking some old one, can I do that? Do they look like marinerar sauce? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can they go to the big ones? Carbonara. Well, you know, buying carbonara sauce. You know, you make it. You know what I'm talking about? Eggs bacon garlic. Should we just do a grocery shopping? cook eggs, bacon, garlic. Should I just do a grocery shopping? You gotta be cooking your own meals.

Okay. Oh, that's really important to acting. Is it? Yeah. What are you, you're not cooking your own food? I try, I just don't even found a love for it. What can you cook? Not much.

Okay, I can do a curry, I can do a spank. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at the tapes. Robert Rodriguez says, learn three dishes, learn to make them really well and use them to impress people. So he has a great pork thing. I saw that on the DVD extras.

Is that how he made his bike? It was on a DVD extra for something. He made around the same time. Right. Did you say is that how he made his bike kids? He impressed all the producers with his remains. No, no, he has people around to Austin. Because I just feel like you maybe auditioned for him.

Maybe you've sent in a tape. I wish. That's why I feel weird saying this. No, I wish. No, not at all. I'm not really sure. She's going to get a drink. If you're listening, get Felix to tape for your next bad,

angel. Ask him to do it. If you look down the cat, hey, Felix, wait, who's your name? Hey, Robert Rodriguez. I mean, that's not probably the top of it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah. Hey, Robert Rodriguez. I think you should get Felix to audition for you. And who knows? Maybe I'll be there to give you a kiss, to give you a little kiss. Okay. They said maybe which is non-committal. Yeah. Yeah. Directed the camera. He's a neighbor's man. What are you getting for the list? I'm doing the list now.

I want about three or four kilos of buckle up. Four kilos. I'll just yeah. Yeah. And I'd love about 500 grams of ricotta salata. Ricotta. So we need do we? Can it be one thing per person? If you had had ricotta Salata before, you wouldn't be fucking asking that. Mark, how much ricotta Salata did you want? About 500 grams. 500 grams? Now I, before I add to my list.

Do you want to eat a bite? No, I'm good. I'm good. Before I add to my stuff to the list, I want your advice, Mark. When I went to Italy on a school trip when I was 15, it was not like a proper school trip, it was a long story. It's not like my school went to Italy for holidays. It was like a very specific thing.

I just don't want you thinking that I went to Italy for a school trip. I did, but it was a very specific thing. Was that specific thing going to Italy for a school trip. I did, but it was a very specific thing. Was that specific thing going to Italy on a school trip? It was, we had to write an essay. So I wrote an essay. That's a big trip for an essay. That's a big trip for an essay. No, to apply, because there was only a few places.

That's the school. Yeah. For where I was from, yeah, it was a fancy school. We were more places. I got it. The only thing I was for my school was a kick on the ass. Yeah, possibly. No, no, no, no.

Before... Some kids went to Germany. Before... Japan. Yeah, yeah, some kids. The some kids. Japan. Some kids went...

Mark, I have no doubt that at your school... You went to Italy? You went to Italy? Yeah, yeah. I was on your trip. No, you didn't. You didn't go to the Vala. He's been calling you around.

What school did you go to? Christian Brothers College in St. Kilda. Oh. It's no longer, it doesn't exist anymore. They merged it. You've got to stay door. Yeah. 100%.

Not if you've seen the film, God is not dead. God's not dead. Oh, right. In which they prove unequivocally in a court of law. I wonder if that's God's not dead too. I wonder if it's... I wonder if... I think that's God's not dead too. I wonder if Nietzsche is in heaven right now. Yeah, the chase in heaven and he watched God's not dead

on television in heaven and was like, well, I was the fool and then someone was next to him going, but you're in heaven, so you clearly realized like a hundred years ago that you were wrong. What? This is what I come to go on for as the Nietzsche arguments. Yeah. That's what I'm really sure. So I think you're getting in the way of our talk. Yeah, we're going to get this. But I just mark mentioned God's not dead the TV show, which made me think of the Nietzsche quote, God is dead. And then I thought, I wonder if he ever watched God's dead in heaven. Yes.

And then as I was saying that I thought, well, if he's in heaven, he would already know that God exists, because he's in heaven. So why would he say? We have a 4.2 million follower guest on. Yeah. This is going to do a shopping order for us.

Yeah, I've got a kit to the phone. What's not fair? Because you both potentially already got new free stuff. So what? I haven't added my list yet. Mark, can I add to my list? Yeah, but don't over, I know 4.2 million followers is a lot. Yeah. I don't want the Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney road to look at the list that we're going to give them and go. This is way. It's a point two, four point two, four point two. Yeah, I know, but there's only a certain amount of items that I think four point two will be. But they can restock. This is why I need to.

It's not about restocking. It's about like, you know, I don't want them to lose too much money. I want it to be an offer that they're gonna go, four point two million. Oh, there's four or five nice things on this. Oh, Mark, I'm not the one that wants eggs, bacon, garlic, tagliatelle and fresh

rice. Oh, we don't want to fresh carbonara now. Yeah, we want to come in there. How much buckle, did you want? I want it about three or four kilos. That's a lot of buckle. It's Christmas. It's Christmas at all.

We're recording this. It's coming up to Christmas. You want to, um, but always coming up to Christmas. I know. Till Christmas. I have a question, if you mark, when I was in Italy, I remember for breakfast, they didn't do toast and stuff, they often did suede. They do a suede,

like a cafe latte. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm thinking of, it was a spongy suede with like a chalk casal nut center. Do you know the brand of that? The brand. I don't, I wanna mix, mix max.

Mix max. I would go mix max. Do they have a, just write down those kind of suede, just describe it. I don't want to mix max mix mix. I would go mix max. Is that is that did I have a just right down those kind of sweet just Describe it. I reckon if you get a 12 pack of mix max what is mix max mix max is like a very soft little cake Yeah, I'm fucking out of mix max Felix get him a mix max very aggressive To fucking out of mix max. I'm so sorry. I know You mentioned before the podcast that you were up in Footscray. Yes.

You know, I don't know how many wags are in Footscray actually, but I've quite a few. Quite a few. I would have been surprised if you had staring at some of these max. I should have done Footscray. I should. I need a mixtape. It's a delicious, it's a cake so soft, you would bite into it and you'd be like, does it have a chocolate center or a creamy center?

Yes, it does. Of course it does. That is probably what I'm thinking of. Felix, we're getting you a mix-max as well. One pack. We're all getting mix-maxes. You're getting one pack. One packet is all you need. I'm getting a pack of it.

We're going to get one for Felix. You're pushing it. Do you want to be smacks they are the largest Mediterranean wholesalers in the southern and I can feel it but no you're pushing handle it 4.2 million followers do you want to make smacks yes and I'm going to get just some bread and Nutella yeah I'll have an Nutella yeah Zach I can't help but just can we get one big Nutella and share? No! Oh! Felix is in LA, he can't, do you want an Nutella? Sure if they can ship.

Oh, if you fuck me on this, boys. What was that crunchy Nutella you were talking about? No, a few bodies ago. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Nudge. Nudge. See, that's a great Coddy's Nudge. Yeah, Coddy's made a...

I'm having a brand of Nutella for a little while. They did smooth and crunchy. Yeah, how old are you? I'm 24. of Natalifold a little while. They did smooth and crunchy. Yeah. How old are you? I'm 24. Oh, to be young. To be young. It's a sweet age.

I was 24. I was 24. I had 4.2 million followers on Instagram as well. No, you didn't. Instagram, I don't think, I think was just a thing. You were 24. Yeah. But I deleted that account.

Right. Do you, I think you're a liar. Right. I think you're a liar. Yeah, I think you're a liar. Can we get this order in? So, yeah, wrap up. Did you want anything Felix, other than what you've already, no, I'm good. I'm good. They do a really nice sort of, they're like, the dally is really nice. No fresh produce either. I want to make that very fresh. No, there was no fresh produce in this place. Largest Mediterranean wholesales in the Southern Hemisphere, no fresh produce and their cafe that is in there only accepts cash. Are you talking about the place,

that old place with all the detergent in the walls? The Mediterranean wholesalers? You're the big Mediterranean. I've been there, yes. And we put an order in for the cafes, well, you've always wanted coffee. Well, oh my God. I have a sandwich on the list for you.

Okay, brilliant. Is that a wrong one? For me, if they make a sandwich for... They're not doing for a sandwich. You don't make the sandwich for the cafe. No, no, no, no. You got to cross the road to La Mana for that. Oh, so you write down just some of those detergents,

chuck in some of those detergents. Check in some detergents. Oh my god. Detergents. Yeah. As much, like in brackets, as much as willing to give. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, okay, great. So I'm going to give you this list. Please. Felix. I've already stoked on it, so I think we're gonna. I have a worry Felix that I think the owners and proprietors of this door probably don't have social media.

That may be their door, it's our granddaughters do. Oh, give him the list. Give him the list Felix. Yes. Do you need me to write down the name of the place? Mark, have you got this? You got Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road. It was on Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road. It was on Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road, largest Mediterranean wholesalers in

Southern Hemisphere. You know the name? The name is Mediterranean wholesalers. Oh, okay. And you don't have to offer the name. You do the name is Mediterranean wholesalers. Yeah. And they are the largest Mediterranean.

Oh, they are on Sydney Road. And they are the largest Mediterranean wholesalers in the Southern Hemisphere. Okay. You don't need one of that mentioned. Right. Okay. And Felix, you don't have to promise them a shout out on your socials. Why? You don't think you would have helped.

I want to get this to you, boys. So, thank you. Okay. But also, I feel like you could have utilized this when you had, you know, more like Ed Helms or like, you know, we have a lot of followers. I think so. But you chose to do Moogie's show. He was just a producer wasn't there.

Yeah, yeah. But he did do, why would he have a lot of followers? He's just a Hollywood producer. That's right. No, I mean, he did the, you know, what did he do? Did he do the opposite? I think he was on the office. And maybe the hangout of that man.

Egg Helms, that guy. No, you're telling us. That one, but you did Mugi for half an hour. So that's much more valuable. So you're telling me, Ed Helms, our producer, is a very famous comedic actor. I think so. If I could be wrong, I'd have nice, very... I'm not a bad joke.

Yeah, that guy. He's the guy from... He's the guy from the hangover. I said that to you, Broden. We're filming with him. I said, he looks like the guy from the hangover. How'd you know this? I knew this. Yeah. How'd you know this? We should have put him in the show.

We should have put him in the show. And we did. We did put him in the show. Do you think we would have had you known this, how would have you used this information to lock in a second season, which we didn't get? I'm so flat about that by the way. I was fucking so looking forward to the whole process. The whole process when I was like, hey, you've made a weird show. Enjoy this one. Like from when we got it, when we pitched it to them, like, oh, there would be fun to make a season of that. Yeah. To them telling us they're like, hey,

we're gonna give you six episodes to the parties they had around the show coming up. We're like, hey, I hope you had fun making this. It was a pretty, well, pretty clear the whole way through that I made it all going to. Yeah, a lot of people were really cut for us. And like, I got to be honest with you, I was never expecting a season two of the show.

Where we name check, the car race, no, car city. Ringwood. Car city ringwood. I pretty much knew when car city ringwood made it through all of the script notes, I thought, I don't think they're banking on this show. What about, what about,

presented by Crazy John's Fart? Yeah, that's, I thought we'd get a second season when I brought that up. Crazy John's, can I, we should, can you just, well, he's doing that just to stay, watch Ane Donas' coffee cafe right now. Watch Ane Donas' coffee cafe right now. I might be there.

I might be there. I might, I might even have a little cameo in episode five. I might even have a little cameo in episode five. He's, he's not in it. And I'll give you a kiss. And I'll give you a kiss. It's, and I'll, and I'll,. I might even have a little cameo in episode five. He's not in it. And I'll give you a kiss. And I'll give you a kiss. And I'll give you a kiss. Maybe I'll give you a kiss.

Would you give me a kiss to give me a pop? We shot it already. We shot it already. Hey, hey, hey, we see executives. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Me Felix. It's me Felix. Give Ane Donor a second. I was on Channel 10. I was on Channel 11. I was on Channel 11. I was on Pete's. No, no, no, no, no, it was, it was 11. Yeah, 11.

Yeah, I was on Channel 11. I was on Channel 11. Makes season two. Makes season two and I'll be in it. And I'll be in it. Maybe I'll give you a kiss. And maybe I'll give you a kiss. Who knows, maybe I'll be there.

And I was maybe I'll be there. I want, yeah. Maybe I'll be there. Let's get this order in. All right, yeah. Fucking. So then we can wrap it up. So yeah, yeah, don't want to keep Felix too long.

He's a very successful actor to close us out. Giving make giving us a plug for the Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney road in. Oh, is this the is this closing it out? Yeah, this is closing it out. Felix, do you have anything to promote? Um, you got a pocket. Oh, we good. Give him a follow. Yeah, him. Jenny and Georgia season two, give it a watch. Yeah, watch. God damn it. Um, Felix, you're so famous. Um,

we're so sorry. Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you for having the like legit. This is the most twisted maker wish. I'm not. I am legit at Patreon. He is, I'm not. No, you're not, I can't go. He's genuinely a patron subscriber. Yeah. But only at like $6.

Why not? 15. I've been working my way up. I've been working my way up. I'm saving up boys. We don't really offer a $15. No, but you can name your price. Ah, I wouldn't expect that.

You guys still got the options, we're like, you know, Brought more of your debt. Can you put us all in? No, no, we can't. We got rid of all that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Put us in a junior night. You write a seat a few for sure. Do you write the show? Yeah. It's season two.

I just wish you'd never write. We go back. Yeah. No, some shows act right as a different to the actors. I know without stuff we'd write and act in it. Yeah, you didn't write it, Reverend. No, I didn't. I didn't. Not everyone who's in a show writes it. The Mark wrote his short film that he made,

what he was acting. Yeah, but that's different, man. That's like, that's only because, that's so, it's so different. I'm so confused right now. So Mark did write his short film. Yes. I did co-write the stuff I'm in with you.

Yes. But you didn't write irreverent. And you didn't write Jenny in Georgia. No, I'm not smart enough for that. This is the guy I'm supposed to. And the most shows have different actors to writers. Next you're going to tell me James Cameron wasn't in avatar To he's not in it

What you wrote it? I play He's all of them That's true. Yeah, yeah, he paints himself blue. He doesn't even do the C.G. Yeah, yeah, that's true And he would know I feel like it. No all right boys. He's probably friends with spider With the guy who plays spider in Is it the band? Do you know they put bam bam in avatar too? No They just have a bam bam. That's character little boy raised by the Navi is he and he's quite he's quite Bam bam. Yeah, he goes

He's raised by a... No, he's speaking language though, don't they? No, they set it up at the start where it's just like, oh, it became like English to me, and then they just all start speaking in English, but then it's not really sort of address post that. And there's little boy, there's little boy. The Bam Bam, the Bam Bam, there's a little small boy, you know what I mean by that?

Bam Bam, I see Bam Bam, Bam. From Flintstones. It's got a great, yeah. I'm bloody wise, very old boy. He's on his bro. I was doing a voice. Okay. Fuck.

Keep it that you might get it yourself. Let's get this order in. Yes, let's get this order in. Okay. Let's get this order in, yeah, absolutely. Dear Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road. Largest Mediterranean. The largest, what do I think?

Largest Mediterranean wholesalers in Southern Hemisphere. The largest Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road. Largest Mediterranean. The largest, what do I think? Largest Mediterranean wholesalers in Southern Hemisphere. The largest Mediterranean wholesalers in the Southern Hemisphere. We have an order for you. How can you set up who you are, just in case I don't know you. My name's Felix Mellard, and I'm an actor from Melbourne, Australia. With how many followers?

4.2 million. There's who? I get genuinely, this is still new for me, as well. All jokes aside, I can't fucking believe that that's the number that I look at online. It's fucked anyway But that's great, but can I just get clean Can I just get with 4.2 million Instagram followers just need that clean? 4.2 million Instagram. Cleaner cleaner cleaner. So just go I'm Felix Mellard and I have I'm Felix Mellard and I have 4.2 million Instagram followers.

That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Dear Mediterranean wholesalers on Sydney Road, we have an order for you. Largest Mediterranean wholesalers in the Southern hemisphere? Yep. In the Southern hemisphere. All right.

We have an order for you. We would like four kilograms of buckle up. Five hundred grams of ricotta salata I don't need to put on the flare but keep going Bacon garlic Dal yatelli fresh ravioli Mix max times four we would like four packets of mix max bread Nutella times three and detergent as much as you're willing to give

Maybe I'll be there. Yeah, maybe I'll be there and And I'll give you a kiss. And I'll give you a little kiss. wink. Yeah. That was that was incredible. There we go. First podcast Felix, you know, when we asked you on this podcast as a as a patron, we didn't think that we would also get someone so famous to plug, to get us free food from the wholesalers. I thought you were going to say, I thought you were going to say, when we got you on, we didn't know, we'd make a friend at the same time. Yeah, I thought you were going to be out of the way.

Was that, is what did, sorry. No, no, no. And this is not a question for you too. It's a question for Felix. Did what I just say come off as rude? Not at all. Not at all. But I have already developed a very sympathetic relationship

from watching your shit for fucking years. Yeah, it's true. Top 10 sketches. Top 10 sketches, well, that's a lot. That's a lot. Men who fight like kangaroos. Oh, classic. Live or the film, the film.

That's a very famous version. Really, am I. I like the men who has shit himself, but it's doing quite well. Oh, fuck, we can't, we can't. Tense live or they're like, Oh, you said you were a fan. Yeah, I'm a success.

Just wait, just to get clarity, the live version or the film? The live version, the live version. The Netflix version of the Ellen sketch, where, and the Netflix version of Daniel All-Genial. Yep, a family-fear. Was that fall? No, that was a prep-fly.

That was fucking hilarious. We shot something recently where I genuinely fell over the most upsetting guessing game in the world. I genuinely fell over. Which, I love possibly already. I don't know where we're going. We should go into Glenridge, and then we should do the teacher that held you back.

That's a good one. Classic. All of the haven't you done well. Suck, we're good. The B1. Including the slipping floors. Including the slipping floors. Oh, wow.

Okay. For sure. Well, we're, we're, we're the same. No, we're unsee. Uh, charts. Yeah. Oh, I can do this. What a chart.

I'm sorry. I love charts. Come on, Mentun. Top two. Top two. Let's go. Top two. We're running out of time. I know.

Fuck. There's a lot of pressure. There is a lot of pressure. If we go down to milk crate on your head. Oh my gosh. It is. That's very early. Very early.

And then number one sketch from the end. I haven't been doing these in all of these. It's my top ten. Oh, there's no water. But also, we'll go. We But also back and ragged them up. The little boy who hurts my knee is probably. Oh, yes. He must roll in the sick bag.

Yeah, sick bag. But the sick bag outtakes are probably super like one of my favorite. I don't think I've been the one. The one's from the Netflix. The outtakes one from Netflix. It's like you're a fighter. Yeah. That one's a black and for. That one's fucking hilarious. Yes, yes.

I don't know if this is good. Is this entertainment? No, it's not. It's not a question. It never has been, we've got some very legit producers and sometimes I look at to their eyes, sometimes they're laughing and sometimes they're going, how is this show successful? What the fuck am I doing?

I'm surprised you don't see that. When you look in the my eyes, I haven't looked you in the eyes. It's confronting. Can we see too much of each other's soul? You close your eyes when you kiss. Yeah, that's a lot of my eyes when we kiss. No, Mark.

No, I don't. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big, yeah, I need eye contact at all times. Could you look at the camera and say, hey, it's me, Mark, from Ani Dona. Hey, it's me, Mark, from Ani Dona. No, no, no, I'm a big yeah, I need eye contact at all times Can you look at the camera and say hey, it's me Mark from Annie Donna. Hey, it's me Mark from Annie. No, no I want Mark to do no feelings You're trying to do this so well that he's just Hi, it's me Mark from anti-donna um watch our podcast and who knows maybe I'll give you a little kiss

Why am I doing this? It's your sexy what? Boy is I'm doing this. It's your sexy. What? What is? Hi, it's Mark from Antidona. Watch our podcast and who knows? Maybe I'll be there and I'll give you a little kiss. That was that. And I've got a little outro that I wrote before this podcast. Yeah, okay.

I don't know if it's still applied. I don't know. We could do it. There's no way it's going to. Okay, we'll see. All right. Thanks, everybody, for joining us on the Antidona podcast. To our Patreon.

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They could do with it who knows maybe one day they will have a hundred and ninety thousand followers So specific not 4.2 million like Felix So I actually mentioned actually. He's mad. I didn't even make that connection. I saw you knew of the actor Felix Mellard. Yeah. And I in my outro, I said, I know. I said, not 4.2 million like Felix Mellard, I used you as an example of someone with so you knew the Ali followers. Yeah, yeah. And when I said we're having a guest on called Felix Malad, I thought that's a coincidence that he's got the same name as Felix. In a day where we're interviewing famous actors and comedians from Hollywood. And then when you walked in, my god, I was like, this guy is the spit for Felix Malad.

And I was blown away. And then when you said you, my God, I was like, this guy is the spit for Felix Mellor. And I was blown away. And then when you said you were an actor, I thought, well, this is gonna be tough for him because he'll probably be auditioning for the same parts as Felix Mellor. I'll have to do the same thing. The sag thing we have to change in name. Yeah. You got the same thing.

You're the same person. You might have to change his name. You'll feel it's Mellor. He might have to change his name if he's competed with Felix Mellor. Yeah, you're Felix. You'll feel it's mellow. He might have to change his name if he's competed with Felix. Yeah, you're Felix. You'll feel it? I don't know.

I've come here enough every night. Do you have to change your name if you want to roll? So when you join SIG, when you join the union, if you have the same name as another actor who's been doing it a bit longer than you, you have to change your name. It's true. Because in Australia, all you have to do

is go into Pekers Deloitte. Pekers Deloitte. You don't have to change your name. No, you've gotten confused now Felix, thank you so much for coming on Thank you so much for having me no pleasure genuinely This is my top 10 sketches and thanks for doing a course and branching out Absolutely Any time come to LA more please we wanted to but coronavirus yeah

Yeah, we used to live here. We lived here for about six months and then yes the first I mean three years Yeah, I can give fuck no, I do I was here during the whole You were just like yeah, and you were Melbourne late last week a couple months ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah. And you were Melbourne late last week. I was like, I thought, a couple months ago. Yeah. Yeah. I went for Christmas. How did you know that? I messaged him about coming on. I lost my shit.

It all unravels. Yeah, I now, I knew you. This is, you know, you're we on you. This is all bit of business. This is for 21 listening. There was, there was never any, you know, relives. We got Felix on as a guest. And then we thought of this as a joke or an angle.

I don't want a lot of you as an audience. All right. Well, look at us. Have a good feel. I feel sick. I have a glide to our audience. I know. There would have been people listening going, man, that could have been me.

But no, we knew Felix was. We had Felix on from from from the top. Oh, sorry, Felix, I'm sorry that we might do a bit dishonest. I'm really sorry. Sorry. Anything you want to plug Felix? I feel like. No, just a little sleep. I feel really bad. Okay. Anything you want to plug, Felix? No, just a little sleep. I feel really bad.

Anything you want to plug before we go, you got a comedy festival show coming up? I do a plane trade tool. Really? Yeah. That's it. It's a ton hub. Yeah, it's a hub.

It's a hub. They really make it a hub this year. For sure, Trevor Noah's going to be performing. Is he? No, that's not how we were. Yeah, that comedy festival even Felix knows. That's Trace he? Wow. You hear that comedy festival even Felix knows that Drake's gonna be a joke. You hear that comedy festival?

You hear that? All right, we gotta get, we gotta wrap this up. You guys are banking him today, eh? Yeah, we're banking him. That's just good. Good luck. Good luck, guys. Let's get out of here.

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