Aunty Donna Podcast - Adventure Time Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: April 25, 2018

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A list of our production. You listen to the only product cast. The greatest fucking book I've seen a while. Buried my contact and sometimes I guess. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. This is the only product cast. A show where we hack deep with a guest. Getting, getting that this week is with Michelle Bras. Hey, babe.

Now Michelle Brasia is a comedian singer, performer actor. No, no, no, no, no, man dressed in completely an ivory like a hunter or something in his work in a studio With a big girly mustache and an ivory helmet Dad your boys Hello My name is senior, my stucca bu-du-du-du Lovely name No, I have a British sixth brawler Sorry, my stucca bu-du-du-du-du-du

Yes Um Yes Just so you know, muck's sick Oh, sorry, what? What are you telling me right here? The small boy, known as Mark Samuel Bonanno. What? What? What?

The Illumptu Malarion. Is he a Malarion? Malarion disease. Sorry, I'm sorry. It's in your... Oh, sorry. When you said Malarion, I was like, what? Then you said those disease are understand.

Yeah. What? It's good because last week he said Sidney, my music role. Oh, did it? Yeah, it sounds like a little fucker Is he what with us? I'm up where I was wondering if you're And maybe your Michelle like to come on some sort of Some sort of fan-dengled adventure with me down the river Nile Well listen, Mr. What do you reckon Michelle? Oh? Sorry, I had a lot of beans

Mr. Duted by that girls don't like farting. I need to go Michelle wait wait up hey we need to talk amongst the three of us for a second. You mind waiting here I can wait here. I'll just I'll just carve up this elephant. I just shot in face with the crossbow. Oh god Michelle left miss show come back Hey, do you guys want to go on an expedition with this guy? He says marks got Malarian is Mark dead doesn't matter Here's why I think I just wanted to hear what was going on. Okay, get out of the ladies. We needed to have a chat. Yeah, ladies are in.

Yeah, this is just for ladies. All right, I'll go wash my penis off in the trough downstairs. Well, you see, there's a lot of gunk in the forest. Well, it gets under the foreskin. If you're not careful, it can close up. Instead of talking about it, maybe do it. I don't know about it, guys. Oh, God, he's gone.

I don't want gunk in my penis. Michelle, Zach, he's gone. I don't want to go into my penis. Michelle, Zach, this is the expedition I've been wanting to do my whole life. I'm sick of just sitting around doing podcasts. How we going to an adventure to the Mahari? Brody, you haven't wanted to go on an adventure your whole life. You've only wanted to go on an adventure ever since you were just too mungy. Welcome to the jungle starring the rock. But that was over a week ago

All right, let's let's take it to the table. I I love his singing voice I think he's gonna get a lot out of it and I think I think we should go Yeah, okay I think we should go. Do you think we should go? Do you think we should go? Yes. Okay. Listen, I'm not in. I'm really sorry. I've got to go. Walk around. Oh no, bye Michelle. Oh, hello.

Hey you guys. It's me. Are the sassy new squirre who's taking Mark's little job? You're going to come on this adventure with us on it. My name is Sandi Santis and Sandis and Sandis Where could you please pass me my electric Dildo

I want to smack myself in the head because I don't know how to improvise. Thank you. You know what? You know I'm running. I'm gonna stay home. Have fun me. All right All right, so I've been looking I'm gonna tap out of this Stay home have fun me all right All right, so I've been I'm gonna tap out of this All right, mr. Meduda go and sandy sand sand sand second Michelle would not up for going on the adventure But I am Real my for me you want to write them down all right? I got a pen. Yes I got. Write them on your skin. I'll just take them.

No, write them down on your skin. No, write them down on your skin. Josh Earl was using to keep score for his podcast. Don't you know who I am? Rule number one. Yes. Always have a pair of explorer socks. Have a pair of explore.

I don't have a pair. Because we're all going to be wearing new boots because we're sponsored by Timberland. I've got Get any of those little water those souls caught like a blister I can blister What the fuck is a blister can't? Trash cook what what the fuck are you talking about? You don't know what a blister is

What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, when... You don't know what a blister is? No, I'm talking about the little schmuzziwetti water souls that you get on your foot when you wear new shoes. Hey guys, it's me, Michelle. I decided I'd come back because I didn't want to keep the character up. Yes, I... Michelle? I... Hey guys!

I understand when you're pressured into doing a character. Like, right before podcast starts and zaxes to you. You should do a sort of British explorer character and the night panic. So just keep your up to speed Michelle. Yeah. We're going to take us on a on a exploration to what mountain to the mountain ever The mountain eradine. Where they only have a play. Catty's in the kitchen. And he just asked his squire, Sandy Sandison, for an electric deal, so he could smack it across his face. Right. And we have three rules.

The first rule is always have a pair of explorer socks. OK, I've got them. Great. I don't do you accept explorer sockets. Hmm. I don't like people saying my socks when I wear my shoes Who get your pair of boots to go up to your thighs? How's that? Hope well the socks only go up to your waist so that way it will cover is there already spurs on you? Yes

All right, that'd be great Rule number two never Never folded love. Never folded love. Oh no. Oh no. I just want to keep talking to you Mark. Sorry, Mr. Maduroku and Michelle. Yep.

I feel like I'm here something. Rule number three. Rule number three. When another performer makes an offer to do a character Ignore it for as long as possible Ignore for as long as possible, alright, wait a minute. What do you hear that? Never mind anyway So you want to come to the adventure now because you can't be fucked here. You're gonna come yeah

I'm on the adventure It's a mark a character adventure that nobody asked for and surely no one will be enjoying Have you got your explorer socks? I got my explorer socks. Yeah. Yeah, are you are you in love? Not yet. It's a never-falling on the. If you're in love now, that's fine. So Tim's okay. Tim, who is Tim? Tim is, Tim is, Tim is her, Tim is her boyfriend. My hair real life, I know.

Oh, how old is he? He's 25. Yeah, he is. Oh, he is. Cradle stature. Imagine if you were your age 12 and he was in year 8. I do. I imagine that sounds like a sucked out with what I like to think. It's a scribe to me his body in great. So we don't have time for this to do do do go. Alright let's go.

Off we go. Now here we are in the dinghy. To go uphy. Yes, we're in a river. Yes, we're in the river. We're going up the river Nile to Mount Everdeen Where we will find When many treasures of the past Hey guys, it's me the sassy monkey who helps with the adventure. Yes, it's the sassy monkey. My new character, yes! Hey guys! Woo! Number four. Dude, not fuck. Just let me do this. I've got a really good character here, guys.

We've got to find the right moment. But just let me do this character. Hey guys, dude. Do you not understand the root? Do I need to read the rules out to you again? But you just welcomed in the monkey character. Hey guys! Jack, I really want to welcome this character.

I think it's going to be good. Oh, we need to have the right window for it. But it's just, you know, I love doing dumb characters. Hey guys, see the monkey. What's up? I'm new. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. My name is Eidane, I like oranges! Guys? Yeah? What? I'm just gonna stop podcasting. What? I really, I'm really loving the podcast. Yeah? It's got really well-known. You've all wanted to do an adventure podcast this time.

I would love to look at maybe recasting some of these roles. Okay. Okay, I want to hear you out. I don't even want to say. Yeah. But no. Yeah. Alright, I will listen.

But keep going. But no. It's a fantastic offer. It's a no for me. I'm virtually I don't feel like your characters are are featured enough and there's a reason for that. It's a very good reason because I've got a really good ghost character. I've been working on for weeks and I can't wait to like show him his own world. I just want to share around the love because the explorer characters clearly going to become a classic anti-donna character but why should one person have all the fun all the fun

I like oh we'll take to a vote I'm a no yeah Michelle I'm gonna say no and Mac here's a thing right yeah I love you, I love the Explorer character, but unfortunately it's a no for me. It's a no. It's also a no for me. Okay, correct. Right, click.

No, it's good to bring it up. You love the character. Yeah, I never wanted to switch casting. Yeah, I just really want to show, you know, because he seems like a fun character to do, but I really want to show this ghost character to the world. Yeah, we're gonna be right with that. At a point there'll be a time, and it's gonna be.

It's we have to, we just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three.

We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We just have to respect all of the three. We late to do the warning about the mountain. Yeah, okay, I can hear you, but the thing you do and because we can't just like, oh, now I'm this character, like you can't do that.

But it's just that if we get to the mountain he can't warn about the mountain. Yeah. I will make sure he gets him. Yeah, we'll make sure, we will make sure you get a chance. Yeah, okay, all right, let's go back in. Let's go back in.

Let's go back in. What are your two other favorite things apart from oranges? Okay, Sassy Monkey, I love oranges my second favorite thing. I love I love a ghost. Let me okay Goslamay It's a ghost Lamy or ghost Lamy. Where you are? Okay, I'm Sassy monkey. Oh, yes, it's up to three number three. Oh my god. I tell you I love breaking rules That's good. No, maybe that'll be helpful Well here we are at the mountain right here of the mountain

I'm gonna have a good couple of hours time out. Sorry time out. What's up? What's up? I don't want to quick adventure I get that it's a quick adventure. I was promised that I could bring in my ghost. Yeah Yeah, sorry. Yes, before the mountain. We're now okay. All right, let's just take it back for a sec. Well, I mean, but Zach, you, sorry, go, Michelle, go. Let's go. Let's just go back, we're back in the dinghy. Let's go to the dinghy for a sec. Just before the sassy monkey.

Yeah, right. But it's not going to happen. Nothing, we had just a very easy ride from the dinghy. Well, the warning to the man. I think we owe it to Zach. This is the pro one on one. OK, ready? We can just go back.

I'm just about to come in with Sassy Monkey, so we'll go back right before Sassy Monkey. I really appreciate this. I won't let you down. Yeah, okay, thank you, let's go to that. All right, I just, yeah, okay. We're just gonna fucking with my whole narrative arc here. All right, here we are, the dinghy.

Cool. Oh, you're just gorgeous. Okay, go to the wrist list. Who are you? Oh, I'm so tired, I'm tired. What's up? Sorry, Tom, Tom, what's up? What's up, man? What's up, say? Is that okay?

Can I talk to you about a per second? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we go get a coffee? Yeah. Okay, go get a coffee and where you work? Yeah, can I have a soy latte, please? Yeah. Thank you, after a shot, can I just get a latte?

Thank you. One soy latte, one latte. Ma? I'm coming with you. All right, great. Yeah, cool. But I would love a long black. Okay, I don't. I'll have a with you. Alright, great. But I would love a long black. Okay, I don't... I'll have a flat white.

Okay, great. I don't know how to bring this to you. Can I get two flat whites? Mark, turn your mic off. Oh, sorry. I don't know how to bring this up exactly in the show, but there's wood going around. Yeah, buddy, what is it?

That you've started doing a ghost character? No, no man. It's just that, I don't know if you know this, but I was gonna do the ghost character for this part. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was what the owing was about. I did mention it. Right, I thought you were Katie Noonan.

You thought I was gonna do Katie Noonan? Yeah, I thought you were doing Katie Noonan. The musical director of the Commonwealth Games on the Sarah Mode. Yeah. I was gonna do Katie Noonan. Yeah, I thought you were doing Katie Noonan. The musical director of the Commonwealth Games, I mean, Sarah Mode. Yeah. I was going to do Katie Noonan. Yeah. Okay, I did say that last week.

Yeah. But actually, the owing, she does it well, she does it well. She does it well. She does it well. Oh. That's Katie. That's a famous thing. It would be okay if I did the ghost though.

Yeah, you can do it. Michelle, it does that. Yeah, that's cool. I've just worked on a character. That's cool. Oh, hey, it's me, Michelle. I came on the adventure. Okay, back to the adventure. No, I wasn't on the adventure. I've stepped out of the adventure. I've been here since I wanted to talk to my friends. I had Michelle. I hate me, it's actually Marky. What is that? Why, why, why you putting on a character, Michelle? I'm not, it's just, I got my personalities. I mean, I'm super there. I'm. Ooh. To see if to take.

All right, got coffees, Mr. Meduda-gu, you wanted a chai? Uh, yes, I wanted a chai, a chai, or a chai, or a chai. Have a real chai. Have a real coffee, make more of a chai. I know, if I put the chai ball to you. Chai, chai, chai, chai, or a chai. Chive, it's a chive, it's a chive, it's a chive, it's a chive. This world, everything is a chive. Hey, who would like a chive?

Ooh! Oh, no! That's kind of out of this chive world. All right, so where are we? Do you want to go back to the adventure? Can we be in the dinghy? Can I do the ghost? She's the ghost.

No, no. We ordered it out of one ghost scar. You can do. You can do. You come in and then, yeah. then yeah, is it okay if I do? Yeah, I'm sassy. Yeah, I'm Michelle of talk. Guys, it's gonna do the guys. Very good. Yes, just clarity for our audience. Can we just say what we're about to go into? Is it where it's in the River Nile? Okay. On the way. The River Nile is crazy. So it's a river on the way to the Catnacetacane. On the way to the Catnacetane.

On the way to the Catnacetane. Now in the River Niles Crane you must be careful because if you bring up, if you mention Meris, his ex-wife, or form a part of depending on where you've come in on the season, then it does get quite neurotic. I love how much we say, the Diffrasion. It is the most neurotic. I love how much we say, right? We do phrases. Sure, I'm trying to. It is the most neurotic river there is. All right, and if you hear the blues calling, what do you do?

If you hear the blues calling, you must find the clues. No, it's fine. You must hear the blues. You must find the blues clues of the River Niles crane. All right, in the mountain catacas. Well, I feel like everyone understands what's happening. It's very clear. It's too loud to do that. you. You get to feel it.

You're allowed to do that. Yes, and you will do it. Remember I'm actually... I want to leave you there. Yeah. Okay. Let's go. Remember everyone if you're a deer explored.

Oh my god, it's the ghost of Katie Noonan! Cool! Sorry, sorry, tell me how. I'm sorry, you've run out of time out. You get two time out. Yeah, that's it. So if you can just... It's not Katie Noonan, that's it. So if you can just do you guys it's not Katie noon and that's not the character I worked What do you want ghost of Katie noon?

I was wondering if you would like to perform at the Commonwealth games I'm not aware of coming with for us 1912 and here and 1912 we ride boats down rivers and what hey, blah blah blah blah blah blah Time here actually at the height of the commonwealth right now But we don't have any we don't have all the games in the Commonwealth games. We're trying to you know To feed the Nazis and uh those 1916 I go over people countries

There's nastins. Is that what I said time out? Don't know now you set the rules You set the rules bro to what the role thing last week all the week before yeah, no, absolutely If I did I say what did I say you said I thought I thought I heard nasties. I definitely heard nasties. That's right. That is good Well, they were quite nasty Nazis were nasty It was like there was sort of like a Nazi Have you ever had a Nazi a Nazi past timeout?

Nazi and Nazi past. Time out. No. Oh. You said Nazi. M-M-M-N-S-E. I just have excuse me if I'm about to. How's that? I'm a Nazi.

Oh. And I've heard the Nazis are after me. Oh my. That's Nazis and Nazis. I'm fighting for control of Germany. Not funny if you are fighting for control of Germany. Not funny because I had control of Germany. Well, no, Znats is currently doing. I am a nastin and Znats is...

What do the nastins believe? So the nastins believe that we should take over Germany and just be nasty, not really even like the Nazis, just a bit nasty. So what is that? The Nazis believe in just spreading delicious noodle dishes around the country. Well, Nazi, well, Nazi, not necessarily mean noodles because Nazi means fried. So you can have, uh, oh, here comes the Nazis. of uh oh he comes a nazi's they're always being so specific about nazi gore exists

nazi gore exists I'm just saying I'm just saying well no I love this ghost character no wait no wait no this is not my ghost no guys we're wrong I think goryng means fried there's meagering and then there's no you guys always go nazi is rice though. Zach's been doing this ghost character that he's been trying to introduce This is not the ghost character. And we love it. And we love it.

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it gave me a fun fact, I'll be like, fucking sick. I mean, that's the Avengers and a fun fact. That's right what you are, but what about our 400 listeners? Hahaha. Surely some of the people that stayed around, stayed around for the fun facts. What's the, what's the fact? What's the fact?

It's not really a fact, but... Well, wait, wait, facts. What's the, what's the fact? What's the fact? It's not really a fact, but... Well, wait, stop! Everything's a fact. So, you stop it. We have a whole argument, you know, we're gonna have a whole fucking argument that goes for 45 seconds about how shit it would be

if you were watching a movie, you stopped it, and someone came in and gave you facts, and you're like, people love facts. And and now you're saying and then we go all right Yeah, do the fact and then you start that off by saying it's not a fact Well, it is a fact everything if you can just know it's not everything's a fact I got a character Everything to know did you know my tub is a drum Your thumbs a drum in my body

Your thumbs a drum and your thumbs fucking my thumbs Doesn't know where our own sketches. What do you think is a drum Michelle? I think correct? Whatever it is thank you Go say as a woman I just Sorry Correct, whatever it is. Thank you. There we go, say. As a woman, I just think. Oh, here we go. Oh, sorry, I was joking. I was joking. I don't think you were.

I know, I'm a sexy. It's such a sexy. All these boys are sexy. That's one of the biggest sexies I know. They are my friends, but they're so sexy. I got no- It's a big call in the sexo. I'm so fucking sexy.

That's a little bit sexy. Don't say big girl in the sexo. I'm so fucking sexo. Like that's a little bit sexy. Don't say that. It's just a bit sexy, mate. I know you're trying to wrap it up. I feel like some of your opinions are a little outdated and they're a bit sexy. They're a bit sexy. I'm sorry, guys. I'm aware that some of my views are a bit sexy and I am working on what is this?

The 1960s? Because what you just said is super sexy very sexy and also if I don't mind saying a little bit racy yeah a bit racy as well you got some real sexy racy opinions I feel like a little bit sexy a little bit racy and I'm a bit racy and I'm sorry, I'm willing to learn. And homophobic. We're all here, we're gonna have some issues. I just wanna tell you something, the guy who plays Peter, right? It looks quite buff. You guys know this, I've said this before, probably on the podcast.

He's the littlest man I've ever seen in my life. Really? Fuck off, come on man, we were going to the mountain. Yeah, but he is... I think I'm just in there, but he is like he is Like not just short not just like a stocky short guy. I'm saying Yeah, but that's because when he was in the capital they poisoned him right so much That's why he's against him. Yeah, Katniss was like evil. No, no, no

Jesus this is the actor he was there for the premiere of the like evil. No, no, no, no, no. This is so warm. Oh my god. Oh my god, fucking spoilers. Jesus. Mark, this is the actor. He was there for the premiere of The One With The Rule. The actor, the black actor. The actor, the movie, where he was poisoned. He was fucking. So of course he's going to be a lot, he's much thinner.

Have you seen the Mocking Mark Art one and two? This is a technical note. Can I interrupt your fun fact for a technical, for example, yeah, exactly? When you get aggressive, you are hitting the desk, and it is reverberating through the podcast. Okay, what do you want me to do about this? We stand in solidarity with that.

Ow, ow, ow. You see, on the chart there. Sam's upset. He's just sort of like, listen. Why do you have such a problem against peaceful protests? Listen, because Broden's a sexy, righty boy. You're such a sexy, righty boy. Sorry.

Sorry. Kelly, I'm sexy and righty. Hey Michelle, I'm sorry if any of the views. I've expressed the past a sexy or racy for you I just get a little carried away So we've got four minutes of We've got fuck off with your shit fucking fact Can I do my post

Oh yes It's also it but I do want to make it that it wasn't a fact it was more of an observation. It wasn't an observant. He is to a petite person He would not not be a My petite no to a petite person My petite or short you have a petite is relative Am I petite comparatively to Peter or he's a him no he is petite relative to Oh, he's a great him. No, he is petite relative to a petite people. Is he smaller than Demi? He's of a comparable petite name. Demi's the smallest person I've ever seen. So he you put him next to Naomi

The Demi my Ever seen my nephew's very Patee I know my nephew I know my nephew. Yeah, my nephew. I've seen babies that are like, you are little. Actually, yes, I have seen babies. But she's a big baby. They are the most particular. They are the most smaller than a man. Do you know the smallest person I've ever seen? What?

1980s WWF wrestler Andre the Giant. Yeah. No, this is a patent. Common misconception. Because he's a giant. And because you've been watching him on your phone. Where I've gone, I've gone. But Demi the petite. Like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, that's crazy. He's very small. He's tiny. And Jennifer Lawrence is like a tall lady. She would have had to stand on boxes. But even if he's a bit taller than Demi, he's of a comparable smallness in his feet. We were doing such a good improv about going for a second. We're back in the boat.

We're in the boat. I'm in the boat. I don't know boat. I'm in the boat. Dingy. I don't know. If I just said the fact, that would have been half a minute. Okay. I'm in the dingy. Do we want to consider just once again? Yeah.

Recasting for the last four minutes. Because I really want to do the ghost. Unless one of these two want to do the guy. I really want to do the ghost. I'm happy to do the ghost though. No, I need to do the ghost. Actually, yeah, I'd be happy to mark to do the ghost. No, please let me do the ghost.

Please, please, please trust me. This guys Please put trust me this I really good He's really good Broden trust me. Yeah, what do you think? Trust me? I thought long and hard about this okay, yeah The gift that this little girl gave me in the courtroom today was a $1 note, it's a Merry Christmas on it. And under our official dollar bill it says, in God we trust. God is the backbone of this country. We do not know God exists, yet we say that Santa does not exist. We believe in God, on our law, on our legal bill.

And by that I decree. Yeah. Yeah. This is the turn at the end of the film, Miracle on 34th Street. Oh, yeah. I can't say how it does into who gets to play the ghost. But we are on edge. I'm on edge.

Love it. Actually, I will cut the ghost into the ghost, the ghost will be cut into. Yes. Whoever. Yes, that is the thing. Or I'm going to do this. No, no. Do not cut the ghost into.

For I love the ghost. I have worked on this ghost for many years and I cannot there to see him cut in twain. So then what do we do with the ghost? Okay you do the ghost. I'm happy to get the whole ghost. Wait, wait, Zach does not want the ghost to cut in two. So he gets the ghost. Yeah! God, I will not let you guys down. Every single time, every single time, Solomon's baggings she caught up.

I always saw him in the same room. You're going to stand in with me on this one, no, we dropped. We dropped. OK. Here we are in the dinghy. In the dinghy. Here, here, here.

Where? Where we've made it? We've got 30 seconds. We've got 30 seconds. Where we've made it seconds 30 seconds ago Which was the adventure Who are you? What it's made the ghost are you fucking kidding me? What's up guys are you fucking kidding me? What's up guys? Are you fucking kidding me? Well, it's like to say that I am disappointed in your ghost would be an Understatement. I have been on over 3,000 adventures in my time

Many of which have ended in terrible death How did you die? How did I die? I don't know How did you die? How did I die? Um, I don't know. Oh! Ah! Ah! Alright, can I, sorry, I'm starting to give out the award for Best Actor of the PodCup?

Oh! Now I feel like I deserved this because I was... I just so you know, I just want to do a free fish-in. As we all know, the goes to the best best after the person who's done the best work biggest accents biggest roles Yeah, but you do lose a point every time you hit the desk So the winner is Zach Michelle hit the desk a bit So the winner is Zach for Ghost Carriage. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!