Aunty Donna Podcast - Andrew W.K's references

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list of our production. in the Heathrow Airport. Broden Kelly here representing Anidano Co. Obviously I've brought along. Judas is a scarier for the Traeer of Jesus. If a silver silver, yeah Judas. Obviously we've come over to Heathrow today to interview references for Andrew WK. And guess I'm silver. Yeah. You like silver? All right. I'm gonna run this interview with Andrew WK's parents. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:59 The British, the British, from the British upper class, class societies quite still quite Preventing the UK Judas How does that work he break down the the social classes of England? Oh, you got you got a guy they got a the Queen she got a haves a silver And you got a little more design and I got a silver and you got a lot of loads I don't know that I got a list. I got What's your silver? Yeah, let's do quite a silver substantial men So when you got this or the merchants and sort of
Starting point is 00:01:32 Merced cars and they get in a lot of silver. They get some of them go lost more than the Lord's they got my silver He said yeah, and they've got more silver than the Lord some of them go a lot of silver Okay, let's wrap this up And then you got the people down the bottom of the guy and they got little to no silver Don't want to deal with them. We're going there with a queen I'm gonna run this all right, so I've got this the Eddie had Conference room here the at the in their business lounge where high role is so I've they've given this to me for free Judas. Oh yeah, skip.
Starting point is 00:02:14 And these guys these dudes should be, these dudes should be arriving any minute. Any minute now. Lero. Any minute. Open the door. Oh, well I've never knocking. This person is knocking on the door with their knuckles to say that they're outside. I've never encountered that before. No, I was just checking to make sure this was made of pure timber. Oh, very good. Please come in Mr Nigel Nigel of course Nigel. I'm Andrew WK's father
Starting point is 00:02:52 Nigel DAT is my name and of course my delicious little speckle of white No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Listen, she scrumptures. Go on, call her a crumpet. Uh, you're a crumpet. No! No! No! No! I spread a bit of butter on her if you will, my dear. Okay, well thank you so much for coming. Spread a bit of butter on my wife if you will, my dear. Alright, uh, okay, no! No! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm just not gonna toast to you. See how warm and crispish it should have become. Judas, can you get me some butter. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.le of silver. Oh yeah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You'll see you don't say if you fuck them into us Jesus weren't to be upset Yeah, you just would know all about that. Oh Bye, Gammie to me. Silver and I fucked me in there. Oh Wow
Starting point is 00:04:20 My darling what is it that you've called us to be here for? I just want to know we have a present schedule to go back. I wish you would let me finish me completely. Yeah! Okay, I just wanted to go back up, but you just said that you fucked Jesus in the after-silver, is that right? Hey, guys, so you want me to do that to you? I really ravened. Of course, you know, it's the way it's the style of the Greeks up until the 21st century would live with the young boy.
Starting point is 00:04:47 The 21st it's you. Yes, I live with you. Now. Yes, would live with the young boy you're shielded with. A man and a man would pair to each other and they would fuck each other for a grigalist lesser until about the age of 18 or 19 when they'd be paired off with a woman to pair or create it in that variety of genitals. I understand it's the way the Greeks did it and that's what Nigel sees. Now you haven't drafted our yachting experiment to see where we're going into our race.
Starting point is 00:05:15 We're about to yacht down the seven irls of the Dead Sea. I just prepare the sandwiches of the days. It's a terrible course, it loves to make a delicious stress book sandwich. Oh, I love stress cakes! I don't need to make the sandwiches, you'll see the help can do it. But they prefer to make the hot and outside, just go down and make a sandwich. Now I see you wanted to speak to us about our son, what sort of riff raff has been up to? No, no!
Starting point is 00:05:39 Because we don't keep up the date with all the things that he's got going on, he's the rather the black sheep. You're an ambulance! I should get the plague if I think I enjoyed him more. Oh God, don't stress yourself with the thought of Andrew, dear. Broden, you've come to talk to us and I'd love to hear what it is. And do he make this your upset? I was such a promising young boy, the youngest of our fellow. I used to hold him, and now he's such a bleak sheep with his American accent, and his rock and rail music.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Of course, you know, bro, and they're both a Genevieve and I, a biosexure. So, for any time, you would like to have a little smooch, or maybe book out the shower room in the lounge for a bit of a classic romp. You need buttoa. You'll see, we're not like this. No, thank you. That's like carefully ex-town the road. you need but you are you'll see we're not like that. Thank you Carefully extend the road we're Protestants. You'll see we're up for a little bit of refraver I just wanted to drill down on something he said there stressberg sandwiches, and I love them as a boy Oh, I'm a bit of white bread, but her bit of tomato sauce.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Yeah! Of course, you know, we watched the darling, and it was a crimpy clump at my darling. No, I think you're wrong. I was simply watching the Vox video all about introducing food into the bedroom. Of course, we've been introducing a little bit of Strasbourg here and there.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Oh, love Strasbourg. Putting it on the wife's nipples. I love to put a bit of Strasbourg here and there. I love Strasbourg. Put it on them, put it on the wives and nipples. I love to put a bit of Strasbourg on my nipples. You'll see, unlike the Catholics down the road we're a little bit more adventurous with the Strasbourg. Of course, the things that you can do with a grapefruit are unbelievable now. So we only watched half of the city.
Starting point is 00:07:20 You can't use it, but also... You can also put it in your ass, huh? Put it in your ass, I so take a whole grapefruit. I got the Jennifer Eve just yesterday to crush my testicles with a whole grapefruit. I'll tell you what it was painful, but the experience was absolutely fantastic. The only thing.
Starting point is 00:07:35 What I'm feeling is that it was worth me flying here. That's what I'm feeling like. And now, of course, yes, please continue. Now, yes, we, as you know, we have met with Andrew W. Cahler. Oh, I knew you! Okay, the black sheep of the family. He doesn't even read and we're quite cash per. We had a lot of property just out of London, but we're quite cash per.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Cash per, are you serious? You see, we're quite cash per. Unlike the Catholics down the road, we've held on to our state and we're quite cash per unlike the Catholics down the road we've held on to our state we quite cash per Is the Andrews brothers docked on his sister's not The sister she runs a gallery and she Causing his minor and his daughter I found the Andrews a court musician were frown upon down in London by the air. We frown upon the musician of course, or Corp and the drums.
Starting point is 00:08:32 And the effect of your cranny is the OGs, which of course we approve of. We approve of the OGs and Drugs are fine, but we do drags the hardclosed doors with a mob mary like the Catholics down the road. Right, so my question to you guys pertains to what's Andrew like as a CEO? What would he be like to work with? Let me tell you the last time I saw Andrew, I was fixing Code Cut Landshall's stress bed. You'll see I didn't feel like a hot lunch, the hellbed of course prepared, but I just
Starting point is 00:09:14 felt like a Code Cut lunch. I prepared it for him, I stepped into the library, and what did I see? I saw my son Andrew WK,olting with the Catholics down the road. I kicked him out that very day. It feels as if the Catholics down the road are a sore spot for you. Oh, you have no idea darling. The Catholics down the road the way they walk around with pencils stuck in their cleanest and unbelievable darling. You've never seen such a thing.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You're telling me the Catholic people, the people of the Catholic faith down the road from you will put a penis in their urethra It's something to do with the room Something to do with Rome. Yes, there's a Roman Catholic. It all started was quite the trend in the 21st century Yeah, like back in the 21st century Of course, they would all stick pins and then they pin and they'd walk around and they'd acting quite toffee like made of toffee sticky little things. John Paul, the second they put a pin and then his penis in 85, it's suddenly they're all doing it.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Have you ever licked a patto off a graphite slate? I have actually, yeah, I was a funny story. I was in year seven and I was doing graphic design. And a guy next to me loved duck purex, or pate as it's called. And I said, give me a bit of that, and I didn't have a fork to pick it up, I was picked it up with a pencil.
Starting point is 00:10:37 So I have tasted it, it's quite good. How do you know how they make the fuck, wah? I don't know how they make the fuck-quar. Yeah, you know how they make the fuck-quar? Do you know how they make the fuck-quar? I can't say. I get judas, do you know? Oh no, no, no, no. Not even a guess?
Starting point is 00:11:02 Oh, we're kitchen. They take up the... Is a kitchen involved? Not even and not even a guess Kitchen they take up is a kitchen involved Pachan It could happen in a kitchen It could happen in a bathroom It could happen in a Gullogs it could happen inside of your mind Ah a fuck GULLONGS! It could happen inside of your mind. A fuck-quag. What ingredients do they have there in it?
Starting point is 00:11:29 A PVC pipe. A goose. GOOSE! PVC pipe and a goose. And then, only the fine ingredients available. Something that you would get pertounced to Jamie Oliver Resh. What? Nice spaghetti? Spaghetti? Yes, you'll see Jamie Oliver restaurants and the fans in his face is in all London. Sometimes
Starting point is 00:11:59 sometimes we drive down to London and we book ourselves and see the Jamie's Italian because this is owned by Jamie. Did you know it's owned by Jamie Oliver? We drive down to London and we book ourselves and see the Jamie's Attellion Because this is the game. Did you know it's owned by Jamie Oliver? Yes, we did and we know him personally We've been there so many times and I'll tell you what Obviously we have the occasion on the occasion which happens Often the Jamie's Italian is fully booked you must You must book six months in advance, dear.
Starting point is 00:12:26 We will tell we will go to his little pop-up American Dino, which is of course been an institution last for you. Now the fanciest place is in London. I tell you all the deep-fried ravioli not shows. I want to miss your firm. Find a good experience. My personal experience, I rocked up one day for lunch and there was seats everywhere. Hell, yes.
Starting point is 00:12:50 You must have been at a lappel-cated door. Oh, no, no, no, no. I was definitely a Jamie's Italian. Are you sure that's the height? It's the highest end awarded three Michelin stars for 40 years running. The French chef that works there is one of the finest in the world. Trained Macho Pierre White himself.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Let me tell you something, bro. Alright, thank you. Last time, I had the Italian nachos and Jeremy's Italian. Yeah! They were a Ravioli nach, fried Ravioli. I did a shit afterwards that was so exquisite. It had the consistency of a fuck-a-core. There you go.
Starting point is 00:13:32 There's something I'm gonna be said about that. Did you have death by chocolate? Yummy. One of the desserts. Ah! How dare you! Oh, I'm so sorry if I oversip them out. How dare you! Oh I'm so sorry if I oversip them out. How dare you!
Starting point is 00:13:45 Have offended Jennifer with your suggestion that she would eat a death bus. Well I'm so sorry is that I don't, I'm obviously not, I'm a silly Australian. I don't know the, the, uh, the rules of society. Judas, do you know what I've done here? I don't know, sorry I wasn't. No, it's from a thing about silver. Jennifer, to help me learn, what have I done? You've come here from the Antipodes?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Yes. I'm a faint lady of 62. Oh, you've done like a day over 62. Thank you, it's the bear talk. You've come in here. It's the bear talking. The bear talk. Oh, bear talk. So you've come in here. The bear talking the boat. Oh Boat talks. Yeah, you've come in here. You've come here from the colonies to tell me and
Starting point is 00:14:33 you know you that I would eat chocolate like a common bean like a Catholic. No, I do not eat chocolate. The Catholics are obsessed by chocolate. What religion are you guys? We're probably... How many times do we have to tell you? Do we look like Catholics to you with their long fingernails and their strong brows? And their knees are the ten times the size of a normal man. Oh, there's nobly large knees. They're awful.
Starting point is 00:15:07 No, the head of our church is the queen herself. Oh, I'm deaf, friends with. Did you see us riding here on a ostrich? No. No. Classic Catholic fare, that is. You know they eat their young. Do they? They eat their young do they eat their young they fuck and then they give birth and then they immediately eat their young boy or
Starting point is 00:15:35 girl the Catholic store these I've heard it said at the Protestant church said at the Protestant Church. Of course it's all rumour darling. It's all rumour. I've never seen them eat a bear bear. You'd have to ask a Catholic and I wouldn't want to catch the SARS disease. Do you think they eat the bear bear? Do you have Catholics down in the colonies? I believe so I think it's one of the biggest religions. He is very rare.
Starting point is 00:16:10 They're like rats. They live in souls. They come up at night and they feel if they bite you you become one. You become a catholic. This is what I've heard. And they eat chocolate, common chocolate. they give in to the temptation of chocolate. You don't eat chocolate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Feet smaller than a skittle. Heads larger than a basket for fingers longer than a pine tree. Tell me it's larger than they are tall so. Belly buttons. Deep as a well. This is a rolled dull book. It's coming up. The Catholics are coming.
Starting point is 00:16:51 The Catholics are coming. Hats. Smaller than a pine nut. They wear them darling. I've seen it. This is insane. I can't believe the Catholics are like this. Bro!
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Starting point is 00:17:52 Double, okay. Broden, tell me. Is his real last name WK by the way or? Yeah, his real last name is just a true scientist of the third and he is walking around with his silly acronym and his goofy American accent he should be proud of who he is. So what's his real last name again? Andrew? Jesus and Andrew, Jesus and Zill and the third and And he's walking around, sure.
Starting point is 00:18:25 We may be cash per. But we have land. My cousin, the queen. I know her personally. We can't job twice a year. And he walks around like an American. I hear his taking an American bride, no less. And a divorcee.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Who looks after your finances, Bradenen. We know Tony Nagel. Tony Nagel you say oh Is he from the colonies? He's an arts accountant based if it's Timmy Braden Tony Nagel Nagle is he wise on investment properties. I wouldn't know We said it's how we made our fortune I was given the house from my father and of course of course you had so much land I'm outside of Manchester. How much land did he have? I had 20. You're gonna say how Manchester. How much land did he have? I had 20 years.
Starting point is 00:19:26 You're going to say, he had so much land again. How much land is there? Oh, that's good. He has so much land. How much land did he have? When you edit up, it's about an eighth of the country of England. He of course read out a large number of it and a lot of long term leases. Here in that large building it's so ho, you know the one.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I'm s- The one with all the windows darling. Oh windows shop. He bought that in 1564. 1564, my father said to me. Do you want regular building or one of these great concrete monstrosities with no windows? Or do you want this new latest fashion trend? I have noticed that in London a lot of buildings with no windows made up of wood
Starting point is 00:20:19 You see up until then no more buildings were made out of cotton You see up until then no more buildings are made out of cotton Too many clock buildings if I may say Too many clock buildings Too many There's one I saw Yes, yes, yes, be Have you been talking about these benches? A cousin of mine, you'll see
Starting point is 00:20:37 We knew Ben, sorry We knew Ben Hey, did you just say big Ben is your cousin? Yes, the clock tar, it's my cousin Wow Yeah, how do you how does one become related to an inanimate building? It's his sister's Child you fucking Child would that would make Ben big Ben your niece?
Starting point is 00:21:25 Big Ben Big Ben your niece Yeah, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yes! Anyway, back you are related to a building, you got a free building from your dad. You guys seem quite entitled to me. Does Andrew with Twisted Chester than the third? Is he no work ethic? Eh, no, quite the contrary. Quite the contrary. When we sent him to Euterm, he was one of the hardest. Eat what? The college.
Starting point is 00:21:41 The college. Eat what's he been eating? He's been eating a cold. He's been eating a cold. What's he been eating he's been eating a coach once he been eaten Well, they're talking about each and his one of the final schools in England We raised Andrew eating only the finest fuck Quaw he went to school with that. You're saying yep that words becoming more and more oh I disagree
Starting point is 00:22:08 Oh, I disagree I like all right all right fair. I'm great disagree. Oh, I'll agree to disagree and you'll agree to let me lick your neck So he had the big one say Yummy cool, isn't it? It's an I wouldn't say it's below average test of sand paper Yeah, I grew up in a sandpaper shop. May I link your deck? No, you have to answer a question. Okay. So he went to Egypt College with his dear friend
Starting point is 00:22:36 that come from Fantastic Beasts to let him find them. Benedict, come back. Yeah, the other one. No, which white upper class entitled to cut actor you talking about One from this comes to one the day I believe I think I've heard it already or for your eyes It's a bed man, I believe it Which is a cousin of ours
Starting point is 00:22:58 He's out crying Yeah So he went to school with him and they were hardworking boys and then he picked out that silly American accent started playing his rock and roll music and we were like you guys are talking about Eddie Redman Yes, we established a cousin of ours. You see his my sister's His mother is my sister's daughter, son. I didn't know that. Yes, it's my cousin, and my cousin in law. We have quite a lot of our seed is quite widespread across the English channels
Starting point is 00:23:35 for our family is known routers. With each other. Known routers. Yes. Great deal of insist in the family tree. Great deal. It's only way to keep the blood pure. And one doesn't want to divide the land. God forbid it ends up in the hands of Catholics. You and the Catholics. You made a real, is this? I know many of Catholic. I have no issues with people who are Catholic Are you a more Catholic?
Starting point is 00:24:05 No, I'm nothing. I'm nothing. I'm no religion. Not to say I'm atheist or I'm not saying I am nothing How have you thought about the Protestant faith? Oh, yeah, I have. Is the Protestant faith CV? You're changing? What are you all saying to me? The Protestant faith is the greatest faith of all times. The Queen. Okay, I respect your opinion.
Starting point is 00:24:30 In the same way, I love the Melbourne demons. They're the best football team. Oh, she, we are a Richmond Tigers family. Oh, I'm so sorry. Congratulations on your victory. Which is another reason why we ex-communicated Andrew WK. You see, he was a fevered port athlete fan. Quite the provider.
Starting point is 00:24:54 You guys are quite, you know, you know, I feel football well, but of course the sport of kings, darling. I thought horse racing was a sportic now in England. It's a Australian football league Or as we call it Aussie rules as well I should call it down in the Colony Colony We open lunch to head down to the cricket pitch with a cold cut lunch prepared by You love your cold-cut lunches, don't you? Well, they make hot lunches and it doesn't sit well with my tummy. She has a gastro-a-sort of disease, a bacteria in there that could be cured with antibiotics,
Starting point is 00:25:34 of course, with the pottenance that's Protestant faith. We don't believe in modern medicine. We believe in screaming at each other until our ears bleed. I've Googled Protestant. Mm-hmm. You are a member or follower of any of the Western Christians here. Yes. That are separate from the Roman Catholic Church.
Starting point is 00:25:51 I have no clue. In accordance with the principles of reformation, including Baptist, Patern and Lutheran Church. Yes. Lutheran Nation, just let that word sit in your tummy. Lutheran. He has the thing. Now that the Muslim man, who nailed a piece of paper to the door Not in the sir. Yes, now this man really is not a vampire
Starting point is 00:26:12 But the Catholics of vampires Catholics of vampire not in the traditional sense, but they do drink blood and just in the sense that they come out at night And if they bite you you become Catholic no you become a turtle Fuck or turtle fuck well one's Protestants, but then they will be too It's why every time look a turtle in the eye it screams help me out of this skin Get me out of this Turtle prison the Catholic has put me in surely you've had that experience
Starting point is 00:26:56 You surely are friends that is who I'll just I had two turtles when I was a kid Tortis you mean two humans that were previously brought in this? I don't know. I knew them to be tortoises. Mitchell, my brother named his Frank, and I named my Zeus. Mitchell Cousin was. Really? Mitchell Kelly.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Yeah. You know Cousin. My cousin through my father's side, and of course your cousin through your mother's side. See, we all have the same cousins because we're cousins. Oh, your cousin? Yes we all have the same cousins because we're cousins oh your cousin yes What's the phrase? Well, we like to call it fucking cousin because we fuck you see no He does me in the bottom. He does me in the number of anal sex reference
Starting point is 00:27:38 In this episode where Protestant dynasty only way to get rid of the guilt Where Protestant don't it's the only way to get rid of the guilt? Yeah. See, this is the thing, everyone thinks the Catholics are doing each other at the bottoms, but we Protestants can give them a run for their money. I had no walking into this book as I had no opinions about which religions were practicing ain't or so. Everyone says Catholics love it at the bottom, but now we Protestants, we can't get out it like any other
Starting point is 00:28:05 Bible do you read I read the King James Bible okay what is it saying there best sort of me it says have some fun I mean I nailed some paper on the wall have some got done but you see of course our second Bible is zoom magazine yeah which. Which is, which is, which is of course all about the anal activities that one can have with their partners. It's quite upsetting, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Yeah. No, it's not upsetting. It was upsetting when it was canceled. We were like, where shall we find our faith now? Yeah. What I was saying is what I, what you say is upsetting me. We cannot put our faith in the monarchy Broden we cannot put our faith in the monarchy is falling
Starting point is 00:28:50 Pa can't say that that's my cousin and your cousin. I know but the riff raster They let into that door so like anyone can become a Protestant now who we hate you hate protest Oh, they're disgusting Did you see Diana Diana princess Diana she was a good one but she turned you'll see she was my cousin and now he's married to that Camilla lady oh okay Prince Charles is not married to Camilla Pop. Yeah, absolutely. And divorcee, no, no. Oh, could you be a moron? And divorcee is asking. If you've had a penis in your once, you should not. We are love.
Starting point is 00:29:33 I'm going to avoid. No, I would rather avoid going down that path. I'm going to be a moron, because I haven't thought about it. I started improv and there's no way of... I'm going to blackness that that's lead to We love beans, we all love lots of seeds, we live in an air of relief You love beans? Peanuts and beans We have a lot of beans
Starting point is 00:29:54 We love lots of people, but we don't divorce, that's just not done It's not right against the word Guys, Jesus In a word, one word H. Why should we hire? WK He's a broad boy lost but a good boy Yes, I'm getting good He may be cash per the family is but he owns an April England
Starting point is 00:30:20 He's not a Catholic and I tell you he may be lost at the moment But he's of good blood. He's of a good family and he was raised well I tell you you will hire Andrew WK and he would be good to you The one word I choose to describe Andrew WK is good Let me put it to you in a analogy that you can I will I will and I'll get to it Let me Move my Nougat for you now if I took
Starting point is 00:30:52 Andrew WK to the pier which we often did when he was a little taught here to the pier of course down When I thought you said the pier which is a clown in calling wood And you said the pier which is a clown in calling wood Now we're digging down the pier and I present him with her yacht and a schooner Andrew would pick the schooner hot and a schooner. It's your yacht. Oh, and a schooner Yeah, the schooner is filled withate, and the yacht is filled with fuck for you. He would pick the schoo-na.
Starting point is 00:31:34 There you go. Now that doesn't tell you little bout to pick character. I think that. Then I don't know what does. All right, well, I- You should hire him. I have to go now. does all right. Well, I you should hire him I Have to go now Melbourne have some of the beef bacon. Oh
Starting point is 00:31:52 No, I'd rather know help yourself to the potato brownies I'm fine how Slice beef bacon because actually do that in any head don't they do they don't eat pork Yes, I Beef baking because I actually do that in any head don't they? Of course they do they don't eat pork Yes Muslim faith I'd indeed pork either But that is more of a tool with my tummy The Muslims have gotten a bad rap
Starting point is 00:32:14 It's true I just think they've had it rough Great We just want to tell you that whilst we're bigger towards Catholics, we're not bigger towards anyone else! Just the Catholics! Fair enough, I like that you clarified that. I like that I've clarified it too!
Starting point is 00:32:39 Well, that's been another episode of the Undy-Donna podcast. If you enjoyed it, please subscribe to our Patreon and give us money for nothing. Thank you, Nigel. You're so welcome, darling. What's this Patreon? I'm a patron of the arts. I don't understand this. It's the same thing. You have patrons. Do they help you with cash? Are you all cash per... Darling, darling, don't you remember we subscribe to the GAMY GAMY GAMY patron last week?
Starting point is 00:33:10 I love it! I put in, it was for $20, and of course I put in, put made a comment, and last week I won a copy of... I won a copy of the Fractured butthole on Xbox One I love there We're patrons of the arts but wait why kishporn Yeah, and this week they're giving away two copies of four on our own ps4 Oh, they this is months ago. They were doing that months ago No, no, you ever said drop the early last week. Fair enough. I we are The only last week fair enough. I we are
Starting point is 00:33:45 Frevrent fans of gamey gamey game Frevrent Frevrent I'm not sure if that's the word. I was only educated at Oxford When they build when they go now Well, let me see when they build the theater Yeah, when they build the theater for gamey gamey game We're going to get a little plug on the back of their seat A little plug Saying that we have donated and been patrons do you have little planks for your patron now you get like a you get you get extra bonus stuff We'd never miss an episode darling, especially when that delightful Jess Perkins is on
Starting point is 00:34:23 She tickles me pink the way she talks about them video games. Cool. She's so lovely. And you'll see Jess Perkins. Thank you for Judas. I'll be a particularly joy to die kind of me, which won't bear us all in Dave Cowell or in my front app. It's absolutely hilarious.
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