Aunty Donna Podcast - Aunty Donna Order A Pizza... Again

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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This is a Grouse House podcast. Hello and welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. My name is Zachary Rewain. I'm joined as always by Brad and Kelly. Good morning. I hope you're having a wonderful week. And Mark Bonano. An absolute delight to be here.

We are just temporarily back on board as the hosts while the worldwide search for the new host of the Auntie Donna podcast continues. We're joined as always by our audio podcast. producer Thomas Armstrong. Sahari, I apologise. Okay, mate. And Lucy's up the back there somewhere as well.

Hello Lucy. She's waving. So, we thought it would be fun. We talked about Domino's last week. We thought it would be fun. Tom brought it up, didn't it? Yes.

Tom, I don't use it. We were speaking about it. So we talked about it and then I got hungry. So I've ordered a Philly cheese steak for me, a hot honey barbecue chicken. and then Lucy's going to send through what gluten-free luncheon wants? Slow down. What pizzas do you use one?

No, Tom, please. Tom. Please, please, please, please. Take a breath. Too fast. I'm hungry, guys. Well, speaking faster won't fill your belly. You're too much.

We thought it would be fun to get some dominoes, you know. It's an Italian pizza for lunch. Not an Italian pizza for lunch. Not an Italian pizza. More American style. I'll tell you what. It's from the real. Yes, absolutely.

But if you go to somewhere like Venice or Rome or Florence, I guarantee you the quality of the pizza pie there is going to be a little different to something like Domino. Is it going to be? No, I'm only playing. Thank you. So we thought this episode would be nice. He's such a particular Percy. I just think.

A particular Percy. We thought this episode would be a great trip down memory lane as we, and you join us. Join us on memory lane as we. You are right though, darling, I should have said. Order. I understand. Join us on a bit of the slang gets into his time. On trip down memory lane as we order.

I apologize. A couple of pizzas online. I can't recall the last time I had Dominoes, but I do enjoy, I enjoy McDonald's from time to time. Oh, you don't? No, I do. I asked my driver to pull over the other night. I was at some sort of event and didn't, you know, wasn't really in the mood for eating. And I said, you know what? Let's get some McDonald's. And I got him some McDonald's. And he's the mood for a hamburger and fries. I got the chicken nuggets. Oh, really? We did. I even for a moment considered eating in. We did drive soon. Yeah. You can eat you in the restaurant. Yes, I thought it would be fun. But, no, the driver advised me. He said, you know, there are a lot of threats. on our lives, you know, and that's a part of being sort of what we do and without the security.

That's running a small film television production company. Yes, yes, and the sort of, so, and I'd already sent the security detail home. So we just did drive-through, but I enjoyed my nuggets. So, so what, let's, we have a hungry man over here, needs our internet. So Lucy, Lucy wants a gluten-free double-bacon cheeseburger. Wow, Lucy, really going for it. I love it. What does that mean?

What does that mean, Tom? It's a double-bacon cheeseburger, generously topped with crispy bacon and seasoned ground beef, on a barbecue sauce-based finish with creamy mayonnaise, on a gluten-free sourdough base. Lovely. I know what I want. All right, I'm adding that to you.

And I, too. So I'll just sort of jump in there. What do you want, Big Zach? Do you want a cheesy garlic bread? No, I just... Yeah, let's try it. I'll have. Have some if you have some.

Sure, I'll have a stuff. I don't actually think I really want to cheese a garlic bread if I'm being honest. Oh, well, I'm starving. So anything that comes into my ear. I'll get a thin crust. It's hard to know what I'm going to like out of that. But I do think that sort of what will work for me is a thin crust double pepperoni. Okay.

Is that the loaded pepperoni? I don't know. Loaded you get much more. Yeah, so you got the loaded pepperoni. We loaded with 50% more of your favorite domino's pepperoni? No, that makes sense. I don't want to go 100s. It's a lot of it.

And you want thin and crispy. Oh, is that? And they must have tried several different pepperoni recipes and have landed on this one. Could I get a bottle of water as well, from... A bottle of water from Dominique. Sparkling if they have it? I don't think so. Do they have San Pellegrino?

They have Red Bull, seven up, Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew, energized. Sun Kiss, solo and Cool Ridge. Do they have a sparkling? No, sparkling. No sparkling cool. We have a sparkling upstairs, though, if you want. If someone could fetch me a sparkling.

Yeah, sure. We can get, just get you one. Thank you, Lucy, your darling. And what do you want, Brod? What do they do there? So they've got the new pizza range, which I am really into. So I've already ordered a Philly cheesecake and a hot honey barbecue chicken. So it's not a sandwich that you've ordered.

No. You've ordered a Philly Cheatheasers? Yeah. What is a Philly cheese? Is that from Philadelphia? Yeah, it's really nice. Yes, they put anything on pizzas these days. Tawford, you've had a Philly cheesecake.

But what is on that one? So a Philly cheesecake, it's basically packed with tender steak strips, capsicum, mushroom and red onion. You have to stay down. I struggle with the Australian accent. And layered with stretching mozzarella over a cheddar cheese sauce base. Stretchy mozzarella? Yeah.

Okay. And what's the next pizza? So then they also have the smoky barbecue chicken, which is a new one. A steak carnivorei. Steak carnivore. And a crumbed onion royale. Wait, wait, wait, slow down. Yep.

What is the steak carnivore? And how did you, are you, how, carnivore? Is there an accent on a carnivore? Yeah, I just sort of, is there an accent over the year? No, yeah. Yeah, I think it might just be carnivore. Check the ingredients. Maybe there's some sort of ethnic meat on there, some sort of Italian sausage.

I think we've just suddenly taken a trip down to the Basque country. Tom. Carnivore, no, I'm sorry, Tom. Packed with tender trips of seasoned steak, crispy bacon, Italian sausage, and seasoned chicken on a pizza sauce sauce. Stopped with creamy hollandaise sauce. Oh, that sounds as well. Did they have soups?

No. They have a crumbed onion royale Now what's that, Tom? Generously topped with onion rings, crispy bacon and season the ground beef on a barbecue sauce base, finished with creamy mayonnaise. I don't know about mayonnaise on pizza. Is that on a pizza?

Yeah. Emperor Nero would be rolling in his grave. Yeah. Margarita. What do you want, Mark? Die on the spot. I have an ordered yet. Yeah, come on, let's go.

He's hungry. No, that's all the new pizzas. Please. No, he's hungry. And I know that it's a good bit or whatever you're trying. to do but the boy is hungry and I think it's only fair that you order for him. You can have a mega meat lovers a lot. What are you interested?

Perry, Perry chicken. Chicken and camembert. What are you looking for? Chicken bacon and ranch, loaded supreme, cheap barbecue chicken and bacon. Garlic prawn? Actually, can I jump on that? Porn, Tom. Seafood from dominoes. The camembert.

Yeah, the camembert. The camembert, do they say whose camembert is? At least the region. It's just as melted camembert. So there's no region. Melted camembert. Perhaps melted the region, well. Is it like champagne?

Do they have to? I mean, no, I don't think it is. That's the premium pizzas. I will say, I have had some nice Australian camembert. I know what I want. What do you want? I would love a thin crust margarita. Okay.

Add olives and anchovy. Oh, no. That's good because that's from the value range. Thank you, Mark. You're very welcome. Trying to keep costs down. Thin and crispy. and you wanted to add olives and anchovies.

Yes, Tom. Should I get at you a few Tim Thames to put those anchovies on, mate? Tom, you are impossible. A reference to something I used to do as a wee boy. When you were working at the mud. It was flavored sparkling order. That'll do, yes, I'll have the purple one. No, you shouldn't have to compromise.

No, Lucy, take this away. No, no. Go out. Peston fruit. Go to tear a marjorie. What are the options? So that was the traditional range. Do you want to know about the max value range?

Yeah, maximum value. So you can get a cheese deluxe, a double beef and onion, spicy veg supreme, Hawaiian, loaded pepperoni, which is what Zach's getting, a godfather. Then there's a value range. And what is it about these pizzas value that makes it maximum? So I think the traditional are $25.

The max value range starts at 20, but then you have the value range which starts at 17. So it's sort of an in-between tier. I think that's all quite affordable. For a family of four. So the value... Keep your volume down. I will... You're getting excitable.

And I just don't think it's very becoming. You're representing the business. We're here ordering pizza. Time for a break. Time for break. I want to... Now you travel... When you're next traveling into Europe or into the Asia's...

Why not stop over in Abu Dhabi? Then there's the vegan range as well if you want to do that? No, no, no, no. Do you want to hear about the value range? Maybe some wings for the table. Okay, sure, sure, sure. What was it, Carnivore? Yeah, you want to try the steak carnivore?

No, I don't want that. No, I don't think you want that. The whole farm they've put on. I know where you want. You want Hawaiian. All right, get me a stuffed crust, Hawaiian. Tom, keep the volume down. Sorry.

All right, I'm ordering now. Can you put the music over while you order and go through the process, please? Sure. Tot ordering his dominoes. Which story are you going to? Going to Brunswick? Yes. $145 to $3.

And just put that on the company card, Tom. No, I'm just going to pay for that. No, no, don't. No, Thomas. No, I can't justify that. Thomas, it's a podcast. Then I will send you money. No, no, no.

Down the wire. I'd rather put it on the company card than you guys send me money. Podcast. I'm not a cheapo. I just wanted to say for a moment here, I was talking last week to the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. We were having a music about the public investment fund and whether they could invest in it.

Congratulations on the WWE, by the way. That was a wonderful Royal Rumble. Oh, yes. I didn't know you knew. I mean, that's really just part of the portfolio. I'm not terribly indefinitely. just do that sort of thing. But, yeah, it's very good, yes. It really turned it around.

Triple H. Triple H has, I believe, Paul, has said to me that he's hopeful that they'll be getting more going on. I don't know. I've only had a couple of meetings of them. How are you, by the way? Good, thank you. Thomas, what dominoes did you order that from? From Brunswick.

He mentioned it before. that's ordered. And they've just offered me an offer on ABC Reading Eggs. Take it, Thomas. Congrats, Thomas. You unlocked a 30-3-day trial to ABC Reading Eggs. We're not calling them, are you? Yes. I can see the charge has gone through because we film you on your own iPhone. Hello, I just want to say, my friend Thomas just ordered a bunch of pizzas and we can't wait to have them. We'll see them soon.

Delivery. Delivery. It's coming and by delivery. You can't wait to have them. and we'll look forward to it. It's the first time we've had pizza in a while. All right, have a good one. Thank you. Bye. Yeah, it's wonderful.

So, everyone clench up when I did that. No, I'm glad you did it. Not in the end. At first I was, you know, unsure. But in the end, hearing that man's voice, excited to have been thanked, I don't think he gets that sort of call off. No, I imagine not, you know, it's quite a thankless task. Is.

So in the end, I'm glad you did it, although I had my hesitation at the start. So now we wait for these delicious, yummy beezas, but while we do, why don't we talk of the things that make us happiest in our life, sure? Well, I wrote a poem about such. Oh, you did? Yes. Shall I read it too late? Please. You love to dabble in poetry, and you've read many a poem. that have brought a tear to my eye. Please, let's hear it.

I visited a grandmamma's house the other day. I didn't know what to think, what to feel, what to say. The staff had harmed, and I was parched. No one to fetch me a drink. I often feel with these changing times, the modern world, no more lions. What can we do? What can we be? The world needs to change, but I do miss seeing my grandmamma's house, as it used to be.

I think I've heard that one before. Yes, well, I wrote it a few years ago. It's about the changing tides, you know. It's about the, you know, we used to mean something. Mark a poem, please. Time for play. The time today. Once we walk forward, death becomes bored.

How many ways can you skin a cat? Let me tell you something about that. The first way is with knife. The second is by the side of your wife. The third. is after it's done a turd. The fourth is with the X-Man morph. You can take many a form.

Adopt the powers of that of which another mutate was born. Dancing all around. Dancing to no sound. Because I am dead. Oh, fantastic. fantastic. Is that new? It's from a collection that I wrote a couple

years ago, but it's new to you is old to me. What is it about? Mostly it's about morph from the X-Men. One of the original X-Men. I just have to say you have such a... And please tell me if this is an offensive thing to say. Yes. But I admire

your continental passion. I don't think that's offensive at all. I take it as a compliment. although I see how some could be offended by such a thing. And may I say I enjoy your full buffet? Thank you very much, yes, yes. Because the Continental is quite limited. No hot.

Just chocolate. Yes, yes. I didn't even think that. Yes, yes, yes. And I have to say that I love that you keep your pantry stocked with Continental. Thank you. No, no. Because you prepare for a rainy day or a,

the nuclear war that I'm sure is imminent. Well, I think we've all got bunkers in New Zealand, and I think that's absolutely to be expected. My only worry is, will we have enough time to get on the plane to get to New Zealand? Well, we won't need a plane with the underground train I'm building in secret. It runs on magnets, so we can travel at 200 kilometres an hour,

and you barely feel a thing. Well, I do hope that the nuclear apocalypse, doesn't happen before you get that tunnel finished. Well, we are on schedule and over budget. How magnificent a magnet. Oh, absolutely wonderful. And I believe you have a poem about them. Magnets, magnets, magnets.

What about, what could I say to thee? You are, you attract things with your magnets, with positivity. I put you on the fridge from, Neighbors, there was Ditch. Beautiful. Mag. There was more, I believe. I was only through the first stanza.

It just ends with... Mag. Mag. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Leaves us wanting more. Did you actually hear a poem from me? I would delight in such a... Wait for our Domino's Pizza and we will devour it.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, in our tummy. Oh, a poem? Not yet. For my poem. is a sequel to Zach's I think we should keep rolling until the pizza's arrive

I agree when when do they come So it's So it's a So it's an online portal Tell us Yes

Can you see the pies Cooking with a camera Process being delivered And picked up and such So it's 1 14pm On January 4th When we're recording this Having pizza for lunch

On a Wednesday And I'd love to know What point in the process I'll love to know Pizza's a rat. It's saying your order has been placed estimated delivery time between 124 and 144. That's a half an hour. I don't believe the 124 for a minute.

I choose to believe because I'm really hungry. I can tell I can go giving off the energy of sort of, it'll come, it'll come. A commodian. Yes. I have to say, I think pizza for lunch, I'm more of a sandwich man. Pizza for lunch is quite an adventure. Oh yeah. So here's my pair.

Oh, we're supposed to go to the new deli. There's a new deli just opened up A far away away Go another time There's a new like It's a hot sauce brand And it's open to dally on Sydney Road Just near our office

And it's just opened yesterday Like sandwiches and stuff And hot sauce We can send someone to get something At some point Yeah we can go tomorrow The hot sauce The hot sauce open to sandwich

Yeah it's got like Danny Belboa's hot sauce What Danny Balboa Yeah Danny Belboa The hot sauce company Open to sandwich company

Yeah And I think they sell the sauce and like Pastrami and stuff. They sell the... The company sells the pastrami of the hospital. We're getting off the point. I want to hear this poem. There's so many companies.

Zach, read your poem after you're reading Mount Franklin's ingredients. It doesn't taste terribly like passion fruit to me. Yes. What's your poem? I miss the rolling hills of home. Green, bright. And thus this poem.

I see the man. across the way from my ditch I see him pray the same God we pray to but I know this fool he will shoot to and this is the way the war to end all wars that is what they say the war to end all wars well for this I pray and the sequel The times are changing The clouds are raining Day comes and night passes Where is my darling

Tarnas That is My daughter's name We named her in vain Bought about by the villain Bain who threatened me with financial discourse told me

I would have remorse if I showed him a picture of my poem I'm in the middle of my poem and you question the direction of this podcast and bit I just had an existential crisis

for a brief moment but I'm back look look look Mr. Bork Very very good You know Tony Nook Nook, look

And you love Television and movie programmes starring Sarah Snork Oh I do, yeah Yeah, she's wonderful This isn't a poem I'm just sort of freestyling Very good

Sort of a rap I wonder how we would go Against someone like the M&M The Eminem In a sort of The latter of the wits And the Marse the mine. Is it the big blue one or the small red one?

I like the one with the high heels. The sexy green one, yes. I love sexy green. Oh, many a night's spent thinking of the sexy green. I would love to bed sexy green. Yes, bedding her and make my own M&M. Perhaps it would be... A morph of a man and mem.

Yes. Half man. A mhm and mem. A men and men. A men and men. A men and men. A men and men. A men and men. A men and men. You would bed sexy green and make a men and men. Yes.

Yes. Wake. Wake. From your sleep. Another poem. They're just flowing out of him. Before your father hears us. Oh, this is radio head.

Before your father. It is radio head. I'm sorry. I've been caught in a lie. I've been caught in a lie. Yes, I was going to. just recite the lyrics of exit music open bracket for a film closed bracket and you've caught me in this life

I feel terribly embarrassed and for this I will sepacoo no there is no a samurai's death wait for the pizzas at least well you know how much I love all things oriental and I've been studying this sepacu and I think it's a wonderful way to show your honour pizzas at least Zach

no no let me sepacou and at least wait till you dishonour you dishonour your entire family and some sort of... But also, you are not blood of samurai, so it would simply be a death of suicide. Yes. I've got some terribly bad news. So do you mind if I share it for you now?

Tom, could you play some sad piano music? As opposed to this joyful ditty. Paiters are in the oven. All of them at once, I think not. Yeah, some would be done by now. Others would be waiting. Others would be doughy still to the touch. Yes.

Boys, they have some terribly sad news. Oh, this is much. This sounds like getting a massage at a shopping centre. Too hard. How is that pressure? Good, thank you. It's too hard. Too hard.

Oh, you need to come back next week. Tom, could we play something a little more more? It's an awful news. Right, morose. This is very, um, he's giving Philip glass. Giving Philip glass. Here we go. Turn it down.

Goodness. Boys, I have some terribly Sam. I like those bongos. My father set me down just last night. And he has offered me the role of Viceroy to India. Wow.

No. No. Oh, you must take it. I know. It's a steady job. You must understand. This will involve a very long ride to India.

I'll be contactable. Why not catch the plane? No, no. Well, I must bring all of my things. Oh, your giraffe and buffalo and... Yes. Ori, exotic birds. And my staff.

So it will be a very long journey, and I'll only be contactable by perhaps telegram if we get it to the palace. My dear. At least wait for the pizzas, Zach. I will wait for the pizzas. I'll see out the episode. Make the decision after a full tummy.

Don't do it on just nothing but... Passion fruit frisanti. No, I said to my father, I said, listen, I'd like to continue with the podcast, but he said, no, being vice-roy to India is a full-time, full-time job. What is viceroy? Very similar to what Newt Gunray did. Who's a Newt Gunnray? What's a Newt Gunnry?

A Newt Gunnray is sort of in charge of the Trade Federation. Oh, yes, yes. I believe I'd be the Queen's... I believe I... Sort of a frog man. Who is this... Do I know Newt Gunray? No, you might.

He might not know him, he might not have met him in person, but he's kind of like a frog man who is on the battleship. A little bit racist, no? Oh, very much, so not even a little bit, I would say, I would say, fully fledged racism, but easy to defend by saying, but it's just a silly alien. I worked for a time with a quigon jin. Yes, yes, I've had a couple of, too many of those some nights. No, this was a man sort of trained in the Jedi Or. Is I'm bearing myself to you

And you're talking about Star Wars That's right Star Wars, yes For a while I lived in the Canonic World of Star Wars Did you really? Yeah, I had a A breathing apparatus

I put in my mouth And swim down to the Lost Sea cities It's a terrible exciting, yes On the planet of Naboo That's right Visit Boss Nass I imagine you did What? Listen here

Did you visit Boss Nass? Oh yes, it was Boss Nass Yes, wonderful continental breakfast there. It's not often one is asked to be vice-story to India, and in answer to your question, I believe I'd be George's representative there. George's?

King George. Oh. I know it's hard to think of him as George now. He wasn't George at school. But I think I have to take this. His brother was on the Epstein Island, is that right? No, that would be his grandson. Mears.

Bring George. Bring back the point-and-click adventures of the Lucas Arts Sierra in the 90s, I've always said. So he's in the 90s. I've decided this is set in the 30s. No, I'm saying this, what do we do

about this? I don't have Hitler. Well, I think he's no real said. My friend Quigong Jin used to say, um, Jar Jar, what are you up to? Hmm. I just think what's happening on the continent is

strange. We're living in strange times. Obviously, you're so. In Toulini and Italy and Hitler. You're in the 1930s. I'm in... You're on the planet of Nubu. I was the planet of Napa. And where are you?

I'm sort of riding the time portals from here to there. I've found openings in... You know, I'm where Loki is, where Owen Wilson works. Oh, yes, yeah, that face. We're all waiting for pizza. And I'm very aware of Nabu and all of these references. I do imagine I'm a time-traveling man from the 1930s. It is very trying times.

I think we're seeing a very divided Europe. And I think what's most important is we rally together. I think when they got together and sat on that train and signed that Pete Treaty not 15 years ago. It didn't reserve one bit of good, apart from stopping the killing of young men. Well, I think we... How far the Pete's... So it says the order is in the oven now, but the time estimate has disappeared, which I'm hoping means it's getting in the car and preparing the GPS. Your order is out for delivery.

Wonderful. And we've hit the half an hour mark, so. Well, we'll get some pizzas here. Maybe we're going to try, have a little bite to tell everyone what we think of them. I'm not sharing any of my pizza. No, one wants a slice of yours, Tom. Did you order two for yourself? I did, yeah.

Hungry boy. Jesus Christ. I'm not going to hate them, I'm just greedy. Yeah, well, you can take some home and give them to your darling children. Is Attica eating solids yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Atica? Yes, this is darling girl Attica.

Acadia and Atlas, yeah, both eating solids? Yes. I think, I think whilst we're going to see some dramatic changes in Europe, I just don't see the Germans trying to cross the channel. And that's where I feel quite confident that we're going to be okay. More importantly, what do we do about this damn Darth Maul? Oh yes, of course you're from Naboo. Yes.

If memory serves me correctly, he was cut in twine by Obi-1. Not yet. Not yet, no. We know him simply as this double saber-wielding menace. But is he the master or the apprentice? Oh, yes, yes. Or is he the Scott Cam? But let me tell you something.

That's good. Cut in twine or not. His anger will keep him alive and he will get robot legs. Yes, he will. Like a spider, I imagine. And run the Crimson Dawn. What's that then? An underground sort of thing.

I think villains and trade of spice. I think we need Churchill back in the throne. Oh, yeah. He's a wartime leader. Yes, I think so too. I think Churchill will, but I just don't see it coming to that. I really, really don't. I think, I think Europe, I think Paris, France has something to worry about.

Yes. I think Russia, maybe. But I think England will be quite safe, and I'm happy to make alliances with whatever happens. But what do we do about this damn jar jar binks? Oh, I think he's wonderful. Yes, yes. Well, let's put him on the council of the boo, keep him busy. The loathsome cunt.

What is this? What is this? Nabu business. Well, Napao is an underworld city here. Isn't it? What is it? It's an underwater city where their walls are bubbles. No, Nabu's the planet. Have you ever seen such a thing?

Nabu's the planet. The underwater part is a part of the Ungar City. Yeah. And the land is a mountain city. It's a hidden city. Remember that scene where the smaller fish, bigger fish, large fish. But yeah, so what you have to understand is. that the Gungans and the Naboo form a symbiate circle.

So when you refer to one, I assume you're referring to the other. Oh, no, of course. I understood that that was an issue of the clarity of our question. What happens to one surely affects the other. It's very similar to the motherland and India. And that's what I think I'll bring to my... The question remains is what were these damn Nazi party do about Kylo Ren? So you've become terribly confused.

you've mistaken the Star Trek law with the situation we find ourselves in here in the 1930s. Star Trek, I think you're confused, sir. Did I say Star Trek? Yes, yes, yes. No, um... Picard on the mind. Yes, well, I'm doing Ferengue Rangirama. While we're recording this, obviously, we're banking them.

And I'm doing Ferengi Rangirama over on Mission's Air. Yes, yes. No, Star Wars, you've mistaken the law of Star Wars with the current political situation. that we find ourselves in. What do we think of this Kathleen Kennedy stepping down? So Kathleen Kennedy, of course. Yes. Is she from Ramsey Street?

I don't believe she was ever on Ramsey Street in nature. She's one of the Kennedys on Ramsey Street. I think, no, she more was a producer of things from Lucasfilm. Ah, yes. There was no oversight. What's this Lucas film? It's sort of a delicious drink that has energy. it and you can get it in orange or original.

Oh, like absence. Yes. What's that bar with all the great tunes? Oh, in Tatouine. And I'm in the city of Moss Isley, a terrible city full of the dregs of society, villains around every corner and a large playing mantis having some blue drinks. How long there beat us? I'm banished.

Two minutes. It's just on the corner of Albion and Sydney Road. Ah, how I hunger. Who is, I'm so sorry to reveal this to you. I think I will take on the role of Viceroy to India. No, you mustn't consider it. No, I have to. I simply must.

What if that the war ships on the river? What of the podcast? Well, I know, I know that we must put... I don't think it will come to war, firstly. I really, really don't. I think you live in the clouds, dear Zach. No, I think we're going to see some... I just don't think it will,

and I think if it does, well, someone has to be thinking of India at the time. Let some hot air out of your blimp and come back down to the ground, Zach. You're living in the clouds. No, I'm not. This is a ground opportunity for me. I get to see the world.

I'd like to go to India, and I'll give it a go for at least a couple of months. Too much time in your Zeppelin, I fear. has warped your mind. You're living the clouds. Yes. A metaphorical zeppelin.

I was a little bit confused for a moment there. I thought I've not ridden a zeppelin for over a decade. I've got a question before you consider this. One simple question. What is to be done about this damned Ned Kelly? Ned Kelly? Riding through Victoria's North, shooting at police officers. It's a slap in the face to Queen Regina.

Oh, my lord. Queen vagina The vagina Wash your mouth out with soap Thank goodness He should be hanged in the Melbourne jail I haven't thought of Ned Kelly for years What a jolly good thought

Shot a cop in the cock He did And Giroa That's all I really know about him My wife asked me about him the other day And I said He was a criminal who shot a cop in the cock And we love him for it

What is to be done about this damn Ned Kelly? is Kelly Gang. Is he a Robin Hood? No, no. He's Irish. I don't think of him all that often that Irishman down there in the Antipodes. These colonies are becoming endeared to him.

I have a right mind. Oh, goodness. As much as I love this bit about colonies and whatnot, it seems Lucy's hair with the pizza. Oh, she said, put some music on. If you're jazz-cho-y-hop. We've ordered some Dominese pizza. A rather yummy treat just for lunch. We thought why not be a bit silly?

Get ourselves some Domino's pizza. For lunch? What have we got there, Lucy? Name out the pizzas as you open them and discover them. So we have one hot honey chicken, which I think it's for Tom. That's for me, yep. We have one. Philly cheese steak, that's for Tom.

Tom. Philly cheese steak for Tom. Are they stacked in the order they were ordered? We have one with some meat on it. It looks like a kind of ore. Yeah, that looks like one from Mark. He's got anchovies and olives. He has olives and jerky and...

I ordered the jerky olive pizza. That's me, Lucy. We have a Hawaiian. With stuff crust. Bulbous. That's afraid. There's cheese. That's why it's so bulbous, Lucy.

There's a reason for everything. if you look into it dear. Hey, you want me to sing some sort of song, dude. Yummy pizza. Yeah, me pizza. Sailing, thank you. That's a loaded pepperoni, Lucy. You're getting max value out of that one.

There's some cheesy garlic bread. I think that's for the table. And where are the wings? I forgot about the wings. I'm so sorry, Mark. You devilish bastard. It's lovely. Lucy, that's absolutely fantastic.

Lucy, where's your pizza? Zach, all the best with, what's your new job? I'm the vice-roater India. Eating pizzas with my friends, lots of Dorman knows for dinner. Jerky pizza, yum, yum, yum. My pizza has jerky on it. I love doing this podcast with my dearest friends. I love to hang out and sing songs with them.

Domino's pizza for my lunch It is yummy and I crunch Yum yum pizza It's yum I have pizza in my thumb Thin clust yummy yum Pizza goes right in my tongue

Tom ordered too What a dude Hungry boy for me and you As I head off to India I'll remember these days It's pizza With my friends

and Darth Moll Inquiry Godgin and Ned Kelly Oh yes I forgot about the fact you're From Naboo Yummy pizza Eat it with friends Delicious yummy pizza For me and you

Good friends Thank you Tom Thank you Good pizza Thank you boys And I hope you enjoy it doing the podcast Goodbye Zach I hope you enjoy

Enjoy continuing on with the podcast without me. I can't wait to see who you replace me. He's gotten into a Zeppelin. He's flying away. Goodbye, boy. Goodbye. Off to India again. Bye.

Back to the clouds. Bye. Auntie Donna. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie Donna clubs.com. See you next week. Welcome to the future.