Aunty Donna Podcast - Aunty Donna Trying To Buy A Franchise In Australia PART 1

Episode Date: January 3, 2018

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A list of not production. Boys I called you here all for a reason Oh, what is it boys? Can I be real with you for a second? All I ever want is for you to be real, right? Can I just tell you I want you to be real you want me to get real I've been so real I've been begging for you to be real these last seven years Why don't you get on your knees and beg a little better? Please BJ Kelly please be real with me. I've had enough of this comedy going. It's too loud. It's too verbose It's too silly And he's fine. I say you sack. What do you think the word verbose mean? What do you think the word verbose mean?

Think it means loud and talkative. That's what I thought too. And I was using it like that for ages. But it actually means someone who uses a lot of words. I believe. I can't believe that. You're so fucking stupid. That would use the word like the person correctly like that Do you know how embarrassed or yes?

Well, it's yeah, it's more words than necessary So it's one could accuse Helen Razer of being for both I wouldn't I'm a big fan Hey boys, can I be real? I'd love you to be real. I want to be real for seven years. Just before you do an example of verbosity is using the words despite the fact that instead of although a lot of people have accused Stephen King as a writer of being verbose. Oh, he's one of my favorite dudes. I heard a criticism of her to criticism of JK Rowling once and went along the lines of she's never met a pronoun that she hasn't loved. Oh, he is.

Because she's been accused of being other Both hey boys can I be real for five? I wanted you to be real for the last seven years Here I go this comedy games got me beat oh I've had enough No, no this stuff hell no no no this stuff burden you quitting the game I've had enough of this stuff

you can't quit the game you can't quit the game now brought on was so close I don't want you to quit the game brought on was so close we're taking on quit this game starting to start another venture brought in don't quit the game was so close what are we gonna do if you quit the game start another venture? I wanna tell you boys about a business opportunity. Ooh, I like a particular entity. I wanna talk to you boys about opening a club. Oh love to club some endangered seal and get near the side there belly fat. No, I know you're up there belly fat all over Mickey me wall. You're

both way off and I feel like you need to rethink the way that you're approaching my question. The only thing I'm rethinking is your Kurds and way, which would be delicious for my empty belly right now. Hey boys, I'm thinking of a certain musical club. A musical club, a club that plays musical songs with Josh Pitiman, the star, every night. Josh Pitiman, the star, every night. Josh Pitiman in the ground, every night.

Oh, gosh, I'm here. Josh Pitiman and the Pitiman boys boys, I was like the best hits Oh, we got pitamin boy number three hits of sundheim of Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice Oh, yeah, I like the sound of your musical club So I'm bored with the pitamin idea. I've never Not seen Josh pitamin and not got a stevy. He's my favorite Australian music theater performer He's got 12 abs when I look at him. If Josh Petterman if you're listening, I won't fuck you Oh, I hear when I hear Petterman's voice. It's so much blood rushes to my dick. It's that's the come out of my urethra Let me tell you boys. I mean, I mean, I mean, I if you're listening. It's not Josh pit a boy. That's for sure

It's not Josh pit a boy. It's a Josh pit a man. Oh, and he is a man. He's a pit of a man. Oh He's a Josh pit of a man. He's a Josh pit a bread of a man. Pit a boy. He's a dark god He loves a pit a bread that's not a bitch. Let's move on. Oh, he loves a pitter-bred that's some of a bitch always move I'll be the one. No, he loves a fucker at the university graduate. He loves a fucker at the Pitter-bred talk about what kind of club I want to open with you two boys Let me is it a pitter-bred club? No, I know pitter club Is that a musical club? It's a type of musical club Is it a rap club? Do they play rap music? No it's not a rap club And do they play rock and roll?

No they don't play that rock and roll too hard What? The light play, the kind of every room you want Oh, ambient Where's some light and where you're not Where you're going, where you're from Wrong game, oh sorry No, that's alright

It's a certain club, I'll give you three hints Oh And I can't believe you haven't got it yet Oh Is it a sex club? No, it's not a sex club I'll give you three hints, and I can't believe you haven't got it yet. Is it a sex club? No, not a sex club. It's a sexy club. It's a sexy club. He's one of those clubs and you walk in the dowel

and they've got like about 20 washing machines set up and they got one of them little machines. You put dollar coins in you get yourself little bucks for Powder there's so be slippery powder and you go in there with all your dirty clothes Put your clothes in the wowsh in my show you're going on a room for laundry. Is it that kind of club? I think you're confusing my certain club with the Lebanese restaurant. Oh, I'm sorry I guess sometimes I get so confused because of all the food poisoning and my certain club with a Lebanese restaurant. Oh, I'm sorry. I guess sometimes I was like a so confused

because of all the food poison that I've had from the Lebanese restaurant. Brodon Kelly, I got a question. There's a restaurant around the corner from our office where once I had some pre-heated rice and the next day I called the name Dylan's. Because that's true, sir. I thought I was gonna die.

Were you shitting water? I was not so much water as it was everything. Oh. Let me be clear. There are Lebanese and Turkish restaurants around our office where that hasn't happened. Where's some great restaurants? Let me name them for you. Tippers. Tippers is an excellent Lebanese restaurant where you can go in, get your wash and then get yourself a schwama. No, Mark, you're getting reviews with soap

in the city. A long dramatic cross the road from our place where you can go in and you can watch sex in the city while you do your laundry. There's another good restaurant that I'd love to give a plug to. Oh, yeah, that was one of the first ever One of the first ever restaurants involved in the cheap eats guide And that is a one bakery Yeah, boys like a one bakery and they have loomy Can I talk to you about my business opportunity? Oh, I want I want to hear about that business opportunity.

Oh, I love to hear. I sap. I sap. I'm not as in the sapling of a tree. You little bitch. Oh, yeah, say that one more time. You little bitch. Oh, yeah.

Listen to me, bro. I'm listening. You don't. Oh yeah. Listen to me, bro. I'm listening. You don't have to yell. You want to find out about the business? I want to find out about business and what I want to do. You know, you need to do is apply that gentle touch, bro. But the business. What?

Shhh. What do you want me to do? Brand of Kelly. Oh, you're business. I'm afraid of business. There's nothing more that will whisper if it's spoken to loud. Okay. I am whispering We should turn this podcast We should turn this podcast into one of them, like, get people to sleep podcast so people live in some... Oh, I think people listen to our podcast before they go to sleep, even if it's in the middle

of the day. There, really. There, really. There, really. There, really. There, really. There, really. There, really.

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Shut up. I'm gonna shut up. Please, guys, please shut up Please Please seriously Yeah, I like the sound of that jazz that's trying to jazz club right, a jazz club. I want to, I'm one, you're walking in my jazz club. You're going to walk in my jazz club. Can I just, can I, can I, can I just give me a second?

Cause I want to try and, imagine, aeronite this. Yeah, picture this, you fucking cuck's. Okay. Picture this. You're out with your husband, who's a famous actor just like you. Mm-hmm. You're going to a fancy bowl. You're gone to a fancy bowl.

And on the way you go, let's job by this place nearby a house for a drink. What was I drinking at that bowl? Was I drinking a cappy? You're going to, you can sign you might have yourself ashamed. Sure, you'll have a champagne because you're a sexy lady. And your husband, he might have a beer or a martini. I just want to spark a little water. I just want a cappy.

Cool. And then you go down these stairs into the jazz club. And your husband he might have a beer or a martini. I just want to sparkle what I just want to capy cool And then you go down these stairs into the jazz club and you sit down on this table And you look up on the stage you see who else is it but Josh pit him and it is your ex-boyfriend Who is very important to your journey to become a famous actress? Oh, and you he plays a song that encapsulates the relationship you two had together. And I'm gonna tell you something about it. You get whisked back to another world where you and him, you had a whole life together.

It's a big brother, but it wasn't a B. Is there a bit of a lack of clarity as a two exactly what the point of the flashback flash forward alternative history thing is Maybe oh and tell me brodan is this experience so profound that for five to six seconds everyone thinks it won the best film Academy Jazz Club I'm talking What do you mean? Confusion I think Pronin's talking about the popular film

La la lamb it's a play on land. It's a play on line. It's a play on L I love lamb is the Australia's number one mate I got question. You guys are mistaken. I want to beat that mate. You guys are mistaken. Oh, the film I was referencing. Ooh.

Was Moonlight. Oh, the one I say is gonna make me beat my mate. I can tell you a story about Lala and if you'd like. Can I? I love the hair. I love the hair. Bearing eyehands. I've seen Moonlight in my head. Yeah, so I cannot give away Moon eyehands and seeing moonlight.

Yeah, so I cannot give all my moon. I have seen moonlight. I saw a three Oscar because I'm not a little bitch. Can I give you an offer of a business opportunity? OK, pitch it to me. Your boys like pizza. Yeah, I love pizza pie why you like to have the support of a well-known worldwide bread. Oh, yeah You boys like new products every fortnight every four night

We got a promise. Yeah, well boys, I reckon we should open up a dominoes franchise. Well, dominoes franchise isn't that just for rock stars and millionaires? No, it's also for cool dudes, just like us. Cool dudes like Don Meej. No, the only people, the only people I know open up domino's account,

so lawyers and the people who work in the cemetery. Wouldn't a pizza hut franchise be cheaper? No man, Domino's is the cheapest franchise with the highest returns and that's a fact. Have you got that all you can eat? No, we don't do that. Hey Sam. Hey, how are you doing? Sam, I need you to look up on that computer, the franchise price for a pizza hard versus a domino. And make sure you keep that too austrily. And just so you know, if you are interested in an eagle Eagle Boys pizza, you will be dealing

with Pizza Hut as they bought Eagle Boys in about 2050. Oh wow. Damn. I had no idea about that. And I'm so glad that I know. Mark. Yes. Zach.

Three ideas. The two ideas we've had so far. Uh huh. As a jazz club. Uh huh. Adominos. What's your business opportunity? Zach three ideas with the two ideas we've had so far Dominoes what's your business opportunity? Oh my bit no opportunity open up a shelter for people with bruised testicles You come in that shelter and we let your testicles up in Vaseline and we just massage your testicles back to health. And that's what we're called. Test to health.

Yeah, that sounds like a great business of a genie. And it's all above board. Can I ask you both a question about your business proposition? What's wrong with you? You can ask me as many questions as you want, because I am an open board. I'll go with this act first and then we... You have the same question, so you'll have more time to think of an answer. Thank God I need it.

Exactly. Yeah. This domino's idea. Yeah. Could it be a jazz club with domino's pizza served? Now, I would say that's a crazy idea, Broden. But let me tell you, I was recently in London when they have a thing called pizza express.

Pizza Express for everyone in Australia is a lot like La Polketta, except more nationwide. Dancier. La Polketta for everyone in America, in the UK, is a lot like Peter Express. What have we become? Okay. But wait a second, you said that was kind of an-

So the answer is- I don't know, I don't know, it's big. I don't know, it's big. Small brick and mortar investments. But I just want to say, like, you're all like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know have one of those. Hey Mark. Yeah. Can I ask you a quandary? Oh a little quantok. I can't stop you unfortunately. Is your place for people with Bruce's scrotum? Could it be a jazz club? Sure, it could be a jazz club and I tell you what, we're open from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m.

So while someone's lathering your balls with bruise cream you could get a little bit of skid up skid up Did we get a little baby? Well, that'll you know what? Maybe we'll take you into the heat room where we play acid jazz and we rub deep heat on your Testicles. Hey Sam. I'm giving you enough time. What is the answer? For a dominoes franchise, you're looking for $480 to $600,000. Oh, last GST. Oh, that's a very reason.

A little for a little after. A little after. A little over half a million. Just a little over half a million. I literally didn't really wasn't thinking that much. And then for a pizza hut franchise, it says new stores start around 300,000. But it won't bother me. And then for a pizza hut franchise, there's new stores start around 300,000 and then it's a lot of bum,

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and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a lot of bum, and then it's a start up for this? Who knows how much any of this, who knows, who knows, who knows? Butterball, butterball, butterball, butterball, butterball, butterball, who knows? You're turning into a character from Goodfellas. I'm just saying, butterball, butterball, butterball, who knows? Brighton, you know what?

You may be able to start two pizza huts for the price of my one dominoes, but let me tell you what you ain't selling any New York style slices before the Christmas period shit you ain't selling no lava cake milk fix shake bullshit it fucks you are many fucked you up Sam yeah yeah can you please look up one third special pizza par la for me? Yeah. One that has a very thick crust of criminality. Oh, someone I know, even though it's owned by Pizza Hut, how much does it cost to start up an Eagle Boys?

Butterball, butterball, butterball, butterball. Look up La Poquetta for me, sir. I wanna know how much is, how much we looking to start up La Poquetta? How much we? I wanna know how much we look into startup La Poquette. How much we look in the start. Let's figure out the cheapest pizza franchise in Australia to start by then weigh the pros and cons of having something like the popular identifiable name of Domino's

against having at least popular, maybe not so well known title of Eagle Ball. Eagle Ball. Eagle Pizza Hut Pizza Hut Pizza Hut Pizza Hut. Aren't you, Donna? It's our pizza part. Our pizza part. We have this much catch. By the way, please give to our Patreon.

We want to buy a $300,000 restaurant. If I want to know from our audience, would you go into a jazz themed pizza hut if you knew that we owned it? I am going to go on onto the Patreon site right now, and I'm going to update our goals to 300,000 plus, and then we will open a pizza franchise. Yeah, pizza franchise. We will open a pizza franchise if we get, if we're getting 300,000 a month, yes, we will open a pizza franchise.

That's a great idea. I'll put that into the Patreon right now, but a bomb. Can I just add, we also have to pay additional fees for things like monthly fees and sales and advertising. That's what you can. Sam, that's what you call overheads and that's all part of the process. Sam, the thing is if we're getting 300,000 a month, we can wait three months, we'd have 900,000,

and we'd be able to start the dominoes or pizza hut, or lapo cotta. But you've got the details on how much a lapo cotta franchise is going to set back only Donna when we do buy them. Okay, for lapo cotta, the all-inclusive cost of a new lapoacetta franchise starts from $600,000. That is so reasonable. It's such a reasonable price.

Boys? Because I'll tell you what. I like a dominoes or an eagle boys or pizza hearts the way they've been going. When you go to a Lappacetta, you are not just getting take away. You are not just getting pizza. You are getting a family experience. It is transporting you to Kaltan North, no matter where you are. Domino's has a... Domino's has a question and answers area for friendship. People who want to buy franchises, can you ask them, um, if it's possible to turn my dominoes,

if I were to purchase one into a jazz club as well From dominoes yeah, yeah, just making inquiry Just say hey, I want to start a dominoes. I want to start a jazz club boys Could I do both at once boys? I just want to update you on a little sumber the patreon page on the mobile version of patreon I couldn't figure out how to edit our rewards I just want to update you on a little sum about the Patreon page on the mobile version of Patreon I couldn't figure out how to edit our rewards But what I did get to see is that we are negative six dollars in pledges and minus one Patreon for the month of November so we're now way to a dominoes

boys boys I love La Poucetta and just because I love Don Mige doesn't mean I have lost any love for Kenta. I love whenever La Poquetta and Harp beat but I'm on hey Sam when you're done with that Can you find out how much a franchise for a hungry jacks? Oh? Much of franchise for a hungry jacks. Oh So I tell you what if a hungry jacks is cheaper? I would totally be up for starting a hungry jacks up burger franchise again myself a whopper I tell you what you open up next to a pizza hut you go yourself a deal Oh, yeah, I want to get a hungry jacks is connected to a petrol station

I'd love to get a hungry jacks Jackson's right next door to a McDonald's, but closer to where everyone's walking from. Yeah, I wanna get hungry Jackson's on the way to Jalong. Yeah. I wanna get on a highway. Give me one of those highway turn off hungry Jackson's with us. I want everyone to see the McDonald's on the other side of the highway and realize

they can't get to it. Yeah. You guys, I've got an update on Equal Boys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've found any information about it on the internet. That's because they went under before pizza. Hey, Sam, get on that hungry Jack's right now because I want to buy a big Whopper of a business if you know what I mean.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are doing the Patreon fundraiser. If we get to $300,000, we will buy some sort of franchise, maybe a pizza place, maybe a burger place. We don't know the jazz club, maybe all three. Maybe we will get a pizza hut, we'll put it inside a hunger jacks, and inside the hunger jacks It only serves dominoes, but the whole theme is This is the China club a 50's time Number one now. I think if it's okay with you boys if it vibes if it's a scoop if it's a scat

Skip me to do that. I think my preference is a hungry jacks Is it yeah, what about I want to say I want to ring up I think my preference is a hungry jacks. Is it? Yeah, yeah. What about I want to say, I want to ring out, I want to say how much it is to start up a pizza capers. What's that? What's that?

I want to start up a pizza capers, boys. A pizza capers. A pizza capers. It's seriously also looking. It's kind of like a, it's kind of like a competitive crust. It's like crust. It's a competitive crust. it's kind of like a competitive crust I like it's a competitive crust I got a range pizza. I've got an update on hungry jacks. Oh Yeah, so currently they're only looking for franchises in rural areas

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hungry jacks. Yeah. When that opens Zach was it themed like a 50s American diner? Rodin. You know it was oh I love mid-hunger jokes. I just want to talk about peace of K. This you can talk about it It's all Japanese range boys. Well, how do you do? You got a garage chicken You got a teriyaki chicken pizza. You got sticky honey soy chicken. We have much as a franchise fucking costs I don't know if I want to say to you guys all know Or can it you are but all I know is that sounds like the spirit adjust to me

Scamady do pop pop pop you're a franchise president man. I'm looking it up. I'm looking okay guys I'm not very Jack's and I'm googling. I'm Google you're gonna need access to 1.3 million dollars Oh $1 million Yeah That's a lot of Ladies and gentlemen, but we'll set out $2.6 million dollars or what we'll set out $2.6 million dollars $300,000

She's we buy a piece of chain $600,000 we make sure that pizza chain is a domino $1.3 million a month We're getting ourselves a hundred jacks and we're really I do get the feeling that it wouldn't take long the way that people eat It wouldn't take long to make them money back We'll tell you brother what's your favorite thing in McDonald's? Ball.

All rejects. Ball, two. Balls, balls. McAfee. Balls, balls. McAfee. Balls. Okay, so we're gonna stop this bit now.

Yes, Mark. Oh, sorry, go do your bit. No, no, no. That's all we had. Just kidding, Billy. Guys, if your question is what is the total cost of acquiring and opening a pizza capers franchise? I don't want to ever question. I got a goddamn answer for you because a new pizza capers store can range in price from 450,000

yeah it sounds about right. Two as low as 250,000 new pieces of shit, you fucking piece of shit. So let me ask you, do you want to open 100 jacks? Or do you want to open 5 to 6 pizza capers? Let me tell you, are they in the outer ring suburbs? I think these can be anywhere you want. Are they near Chadstone? We can open one near Chadstone. We can open one near Hopper's crossing. And we can one in Thomas Town. We can open one near Chadstone. We can open one near Hopper's Cross. And we can one in Thomas Town. We can open one in Thomas Town. We can open one in Sabastopol.

Boys, I've talked to you about this for years. And I've sincerely talked to you about this for years. One of the better American burger chains, what's it called? Starts with fries with pals. Pizzacapins. Cals, Jr. Cals, Jr. Only has one look, two locations in Australia.

I want Sam, Sam, get on that microphone, Sam. Yeah. Tell me how much is gonna cost the opening of Paul Spuña in a suburb of Victoria, so I can rrrrrykin. And if you can, I'll just let that go. Yeah, yeah, while you're doing that Sam Mark, could you do me a solid baby? Yeah, can you do me a sweet? I love doing solid. Solid. Well, I'm gonna need you to look up the cost of a new crust franchise.

All right, let's compare a pizza game as it stands. As it stands, I'm only still interested in the hungry jacks, but hungry jacks, boy, you better have deep pockets. Well, a Patreon subscribe is lovely. I think they're gonna make it happen. Yeah, I'm gonna let you guys guess which one I'm interested in because only one of these opportunities could lead to me, meet and don't meige themselves.

Oh, you wanna meet meige? I wanna meet meige and I wanna say me self. Oh, you want to meet me. I want to meet me and I want to say me. Thank you so much for the opportunity. Sam's got an answer on Cal's junior for me. Okay, so guys, it's looking like you're going to need around 1.4 million US dollars. Okay. Muddle, muddle, muddle, muddle, and 1.4 US. And there's more information you currently can't open them in the northern Territory South Australia Victoria the ACT all those in northern bit of You sound the whales around Sydney. Oh Okay, that's all that's weird. Oh, that's pretty. That's weird

Spensive probably got a plan for rolling out the stores Okay, I'm gonna look at that one much 1.4 is in Australia because I want it I want it What if we were to open one up in the sunny beautiful country of New Zealand? Can you get me that price in New Zealand dollars? Boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys Pizza Mark look at me. I'm looking at you right now 1.85 Cross pizza Mark look at me smoking it you're right now Mark. I know you're excited 1.85

Do you guys want to make this a two-part? I Think we should I Really I reckon there's another 30 minutes. Alright. Alright, well, if you want to find out how much it's going to cost you, the investment required to open up a crust in Queensland, in Queensland, the amount of money, of money, you're going to have to tune in next week.

You're a new piece of shit. See your names a week when we talk. Maybe a week after depending on our release schedule. Oh no. Jazz. Jazz and Peter and Burgers. If you wanna open up a crust in Western Australia, the town of Bustleton,

you'll find out next week. You'll find out next week, God damn it. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!