Aunty Donna Podcast - Aunty Donna Trying To Buy A Franchise In Australia PART 2

Episode Date: January 10, 2018

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A list of not production. Welcome to part 2 of Antidon and trying to purchase a franchise. It is truly a fun game. Well, we're inquiring because we got the cash Well, we need the cash and if you'd like to give us that cash you just jump on to our patreon This is the longest ad for our patreon Let me make it clear. This was never intended as an ad for our patreon But if you want to jump on the money if you want to jump on to our patreon you sling us a couple of bucka ruse

We're gonna get the money if you want to jump on the web page on you sling us a couple of bucket ruse Maybe half a million dollars if you've got half a million to spare every month We'd love that because you know what we'd have in three months time. Oh a fucking hungry jacks You make it it maybe like if you if you donate more than a hundred thousand dollars You become an official business partner Oh Maybe maybe that's good, but maybe if you don't know more than a hundred thousand, you get a free, you get a free fries with your bird. Oh yeah, maybe we're giving some free Donna merch. I would say if you donate over half a million

dollars, you become a business partner. That way you weed out the crooks. Maybe, but also if they give over a hundred thousand dollars each, each of us get 20 votes and they get one. Yeah. Yeah, cause this is our idea. All right, Sam, we sent you away this week to get information on how we can start the inquiries and start to get the ball rolling

in some of these large conglomerates. And just if I may, this is of course part two, part two of the Donner Buys a sexy franchise podcast full clarity If you have to know what's going on. We're really deep in a bit It all over to part one Part one of antsy done a chat about franchise so we are trying to figure out what is the best franchise in Australia for us to buy and we need you Patreon supporters to jump on by our Patreon by our extra

podcast give us that money every month because we need to get up to minimum can I just say $300,000 a month can I just say if you're not donating any if you're donating donating less than a hundred thousand we're not interested yeah sorry I take a god damn take a walk we're looking for serious investors with a serious mind towards fuck off yeah fuck we don't want fucking weekend worries We want full-time fuck boy fucking investors. No, no, no, no. Yeah, hi. I'm just someone who's interested in investing Fuck off, but I have over a hundred thousand come on in psycho. I've only got $50,000. Then fuck off. I'm fucking gone. You cucks. Yeah, I didn't like your fucking stupid podcast anyway Well, we're trying our best. Oh, I am yeah, try fucking harder. Get better get out get out get better guest on get out

Get out. We didn't ask you here. I'm just I'm just saying oh Samless no point in fighting. Because it's franchise time. I love them franchise times. Sam. What have we honed down to? What are the franchises where seriously looking at? Which ones are we seriously thinking of becoming a partner?

So we have Domino's, which is on my application. Sam, can you just tell me right now who the CEO of dominoes Australia is? Don't mean oh Feel like Zach's getting up at dominoes whatever happens We have pizza hut, which is an online application process Let's do that online application process We have lapel keter, which is like an online Thing we expression of interest. Oh, we would love to express my interest in opening a la

Eagle boys is defund What what should we bring an eagle boys and find out why sure? And then we have hungry jacks where we have an email address of a man we can email. Let's email that man. Let's email that man. He's called Adam. I think it would be very fun to spend a day in the hungry jacks head office. Oh yeah. As a podcast in Cal's junior tell me good news about Cal's junior. We could have found number we can call guys. Oh God. Guys. One time number. We can go guys. God guys time guys Can I just tell you one time I walked past the pancake pile ahead of us?

Oh, and it was it was genuinely one of the best moments of my life Guys pancake palestyle pictures up on their wall up on their wall. Oh, yeah. It's cubic. Mark, you got some saying. So do I say no, no, no, no, no, please don't ever apologize. I love you guys. Hey guys, what business partners in the food hospitality industry now?

I know, we don't have no time fussing in the feud. And you just speak your God damn truth. And if that truth happens to be a date bacon double cheeseburger in the luxe from hungry jacks, then I will gobble it up. Can I just tell you gobble up your little ass? Oh my gosh. Gobble up your tight little fucking ass. Cool man.

Yes Mark? Yeah what? Where the nearest eagle boy'sZA is in Bendigo and it is permanently closed. Alright, let's move on from it. Let's see what happens when we call them. I can guess. The number that you have is not connected. Oh yeah!

EGLEBOYS PIZZA. We have the old, he's not connected. Oh yeah! Equal boy. Oh, equal boy's pizza. Guys, can I just say, I'm excited to make the move into this great opportune with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's start some question is, let's start with Don Measier's favorite dominoes. Oh, that's right. What's the first, you go through every box we have to fill and we'll answer.

Okay, first name. Auntie. Last name. Donner. Easy question, so far we're gonna have that pizza join in and then then then note. Oh, we've locked this in the bag. Date of birth.

Oh, we started it in 2011. So just say the same thing. January 2011. January 2011. January 2011. January 2011. January 2011. Do you want to pick a date?

January 15. Can you put in 15? Can you put in 69? January 69. 1969. Or just six or nine. Oh, I did a little your own. So it's telling me I need to enter a valid date. Oh, that's not a real date. That's not 69 of January. It's in a real day. Maybe maybe make the year 1969. Can you say the 69th day of the year? Yeah As you look at the get the calendar right now open your calendar

I know the calendar find out what the 69 we started in 2011. I'm gonna look it up look at why 69th day of the year 2011 on a gap year Well, maybe 2011. I want to know maybe maybe we could say we're born here. We go. It's counted out Sam Maybe we could say we're born here we go. Can it out Sam? Quickly we haven't got much to hold on hold on hold on. Hold on. I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. March 10th March 10th is the 69th day of the year. 70 in leap years. Is that what you got to Sam?

Sure. All right. March 10th is the 69th day of the year. That's March 10th March 10th 2011. Is that our birth date? Yeah, no, okay, it doesn't seem to matter To say I want to take a brief interlude yeah, and say that your beard is looking really nice Thank you so much, Nesama. I'll look after I put oil in that bitch. I'll put olive oil in that bitch every day.

Yeah, because you seem to mistake yourself with the past that men in the room. I love doing dominoes questionnaires for our friend Chines. What's the next question Sam? Post code. Oh yeah. Why don't you put 305 six? No, no, no, no, no. Why don't we all say a number? Okay, and then put those numbers in so you start broding Then you and then make a three six five It's almost whatever our post code is here All right You look up what that post code is saying what is that? is that person? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, I wish sure that Domino's is the right.

It's Roy. Are you sure we sure that Domino's is the right franchise that we should be open? I think we just have to start the discussions with multiple companies. Well, because I think maybe we should call up producer Jess Gahlia and get her opinion. I think yeah, for our film shoot, what just get her opinion on which think yeah, for our film shoot. What? Just get her opinion on which franchise. There's three more questions with Domino's.

Is there? No, you ain't more in here, but tell, we'll let her know she's interrupting us. Okay. She'll call and then I'll say you're interrupting us. We'll call you back. What are the next few questions? Phone, phone number, all. Yeah, we got a phone.

Yeah, how about a bride and his phone number? Because he's just we got a phone. Yeah, but Bride ends find number Because he just put it up. I don't know if we should put mine. Yeah, let's put it zero four Who's this that That sounds Who's this bad we're just making work for Tom to be put out who's the head that's mine We're just making work for Tom to beep that out. Who's this that? That's mine. You don't want Tom me drinking you?

I want Tom me drinking me. The issue is we now have to beep it out over our holiday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What time is this on the podcast? It's about 10 minutes in. About 10 minutes in about 10 minutes in right right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh god damn it I love me a drop-down menu is this just gonna be are you winner are you This is the best idea What promise what prompted you to visit our website? Oh, we want to get rid of

Play jazz we want to play a Charball in the food tech industry here are the options okay Domino's website Here are the options. Okay. Domino's website. Yeah, I'm really... Franchise buyer. Well that's what it is.

That's our... We got potentially, yes. Seek. No, not seek.com.au. Business franchise. Yes, yes, yes. Word of mouth. Why not?

I'm well. The word came from L. Mouth. That's true. So what constitutes Word of mouth. Why? No, I can't. Well, the word came from L mouth. That's true. So what constitutes word of mouth? I'll tell you, if there is anyone in that drop-down menu that's Don Mige, I'm going to choose that. Sorry, boys. The next one is Google. Oh, well, we use Google for our bit of help to see how much it would be. And then we have other other put other and more and get rich but other English if you put other can you leave a comment can you explain further unfortunately not oh oh select or nominate a stowa a stowa next is are you a permanent resident or citizen of Australia? Oh, yeah, so there we have got there. Yes, we are all three of us are my family come from

But we migrated here in 64 oh yeah, are you okay? I'm good. I'm a good boy I'm a good the tell your boy open up a pizza shop Wow, I've got a spirit of dominoes in me All right, then we have police elect or nominate police. No, no police No police. We don't want any police. We have to nominate a store. Okay, we can go to our list I'll list them for you, but why I don't know it's part of the chop drop-down menu I think maybe these are stores that they want to open. Okay, and we have the bellow. We'll take that one on board. All right, we have early beach.

Oh, a beach. Oh, a beach. Sun, shine, babes. My question is, where do they need jails? Next we have aldinger. Aldinger. Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a long way. Altona North. Altona North.

That's my favorite so far, they need a dumbass. I love Altona North, I love Altona West, I love West-Tona. Ararat. Ararat. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like Ballarat, but a little smaller. I wanna get dim, pizza boys. Sam, you sure that this isn't just a general inquiry form, and they are just listing all of the stores that already

Just put Melbourne and let's mm mm mm move on Melbourne yeah Melbourne's not an option. Oh, it's week. Oh Wait, I see low-20 Low-o-o-20 Plenty a cash to be made. Oh plenty. There's a box that says, I'm not a robot. Who e-ticks the box? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Negative checks out with mark Zacker you were robot Bob

Bob Boys are maybe a robot But I know how to please okay, okay, but you what you can't You can't be a robot. We don't need anyone to please us you let me tell you if you're a robot You're gonna have to leave let me tell you. If you're a robot, you're gonna have to leave. Let me tell you boys, I may be a robot, but I know how to listen to the needs of a lady. Yes, but, okay. But, for this, they don't want robots.

For this thing, for, for, for, for me, I'm trying to be a robot. I may be a robot, but let me tell you I know exactly what every single woman needs. Zach, Zach the robot. Yes, I feel like you're not. We don't need, that's fine. There's nothing to do with this boy. That's so good. Let me tell you. I may be a robot lady, I steal. But my heart bleeds like anyone else,

especially when I know a lady. But yes, but listen, we can't, they want human beings to own the franchise. Do you want to own the franchise? Yeah, I want to own the franchise. Then you can't be a robot, I'm for a robot. If you're a robot man, they, because they need a man to run the robots own the franchise. Then you can't be a robot. If you're a robot, man, they, cause you, would they need a man

to run the robots in the store? Yeah. So we can't, cause there are pizza makers, robots. How can we, how can we, cash register is a robot in a way? I'm seeing a lot of stress, and can I just tell you right now? You're not listening.

No, I'm listening. I see you're stressed about this robot thing, and let me tell you. It's just a little box to take. You're all you're walking. You're really robot thing and let me tell you it's just a little box to take you all your What are you really boys? Let me tell you to be clear. I was joking before I want to be very clear That I may be a robot that I know how to make a no no sex. We know I know you know We know who we get that you can make a woman come that's fine. But what we need to know, matter of fact,

yes or no, just so we can finish this process. Are you a flesh and blood human being, or are you some sort of Android style to robot? Well, let me tell you. No, no, just tell me the answer. Yes or no, Zach? Well, you did ask out of two. You did ask a question out of two. All right, okay, I'm sorry. Are you a human being, flesh and blood, were you born from a woman's vagina? Okay, let me tell you this.

Oh, no. No, I'm a robot, but I know how to. Six. All right, so then. When we're gonna have to move forward without you, robot, because we can even move forward the application. Right. We can distance ourselves from him so we didn't know him.

Yeah. He's not part of it. Oh, so I don't get to open the dominoes if I'm a robot. No, we'll have you there. We might use you as the pizza oven. No, but I'm a people. I can be a people. Are you a person?

Yes. Oh, great. Well, then click, I'm not a not a robot. It's not a robot. Sorry boys and for all the ladies listening I am a robot, but I know how to How to boogie. All right, great. So now we apply Do we have to click? We've just mixed a minute. Great. So we've all right you've clicked it now it's in God's hands I imagine in the next week or two, we're gonna open a Domino's. So what we need all of you people to do is get on, please get on Patreon because we do not have the money for this, we are relying on our Patreon.

At the moment, we're getting around about $270 a month. And that's a great start, but we need to bump that up to that 1.3 mil mark So that well for the dominoes at least the 400. I always called you three mil mark $3 million I thought you're gonna say because I have a three millilitre penis filled with leaking blood Would that's for another podcast? I don't know. I don't know if I want roughly six to seven thousand people knowing that about me,

but sure. All they do now, but hey Sam. Let's email Hungry Jack. I feel like I need to clear this up now because we've kind of opened up a can of worms and dear Hungry Jacks. I need to clear this up now because we've kind of opened up a can of worms and dear hungry jacks So the other day I was in the bathroom. I write to you today As an inquiry with an inquire and I was drawing myself with a towel This is true and I saw a spot of blood on the towel with three

supper boys. We're three supper boys who love burgers and jails and chippies and we love coke that's been sitting on the counter for four hours and is completely flat. You're right Nisam. I got to burgers and and Jazz and Chippies. Oh my God. And ice cream. I believe it was a coke that's been sitting on the couch. Oh yeah. It was a coke that's been sitting on the couch for two hours.

I'm still a short flat. I saw, I looked out on my penis and it was, there was some blood there. And I think maybe I've nipped it. I think maybe I've nipped my penis. Oh, yeah I reckon if I nipped my penis I wouldn't tell you guys That what Zack saying is it's probably happened to him. I reckon I've nipped my penis So Sam can you read out the emails to Hungary Jack so far? We've got dear hungry Jacks Right so far. I write got dear hungry jacks. Right so far. We're right to you today

with an inquiry. We're three supple boys. We love burgers and jazz and chippies and coke that's been sitting on the counter for two hours so it's gone a bit flat. Yeah. We want to bring that to all the ladies of a rural destination and men And tell them, tell them, There's nothing we love more than getting a fresh burger And popping it in the microwave Yeah We love microwave and then burgers Say we're raising money and we want to make a hungry jacks out of it

Okay, I didn't get maxed it We want a market, we love microwave and burgers Melt that cheese with a microwave oven Get us, set that shit to two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In it, we love onion rings that are uniform and too small to be made from real onions. And I never above the temperature of the Luke warm. Oh, yeah, say.

Okay, I think it goes severely over a seven, any cow fast I can time to mark the way. This isn't a very good cell. Should we go back and be a bit more genuine? I think what we should do is do a first draft and then they'll be edited. Great, okay. Great, great, great. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Send the first draft and then we send the second email saying, sorry about the last email, we made some spelling mistakes, and then we do the second draft. He won't read the first draft. It should be the one with the first draft of this two draft. So we're trying to raise one point. How much was the Hungry Jacks?

We are currently trying $1.3 million to buy ourselves. Is it the next line? It's another paragraph. For our overseas listeners, Hungry Jacks in Australia is the equivalent of a burger. Burger King. I would explain the story of burger kings and hungry jacks, but frankly, I can't be fucked and I know you can all Wikipedia it. Yeah. So what we're currently trying to raise 1.3 million dollars

To open our own hungry jacks that we can call our own So what we're currently doing is very very clear on that our own hungry jacks that we can call out that we can call out Ask them tell them that we would like to we are so dedicated us them tell them that we would like to we are so dedicated to making this hungry jacks that we will live in the hungry jacks. Yeah, we're happy to do that. We're happy to live in the hungry jacks and we don't have to live above it in a separate house. We're happy to sleep in the in the booths. And let them know even though we are city boys we understand the importance of ample parking.

Yes, say that and I also say we're three hardworking boys who know how to clean Even though we are city boys, we understand the importance of ample parking. Yes, say that. And also say we're three hardworking boys who know how to clean up after ourselves. And let them know that we will be hiring lots of 15 year olds. Because they're cheap. Because they're cheap labor. Okay, so I just got to the bit about sleeping in the booth. There was a way, then we say we're three hardworking boys and we can attach all of our CVs of acting work

we've done. Yeah, tell them that we have a large acting CV, but we haven't done much work. Sam, did you get the bit of a bit of a party industry? Did you get the bit about ample parking? No. Tell the guys come the fuck down. They need to know about the ample parking. Tell them we want to.

I need to make sure they know about the ample parking. You tell them that we want to be the first anger jacks to offer alcoholic decaries. Sam read this back. And we want to call them Dacaries by Zachary Hey Zach, I mean Sam can you just also make a point of say I love that they just started selling cornettos Can you do that? I'm just build up to CVs. I didn't haven't got parking. I said CVs ample parking

Dacaries by Zachary And said CVs you got that? We want to turn this hunger Jackson to our hungry part. Just get some golf points, we'll fill and then you can read it back. Seves, Dacqueries by Zachary, ample parking. Hurry up. Just the golf points at this point. Yep.

Did you say something, Broden Cornettos? Oh, we got to mention how we love them, Cornettos. I hope I love storms. The shit McFlurry. Tell them that we will start selling McFlurry's, because we will upgrade their storms to one McFlurry. And then just sort of wrap it up with a nice bit at the end and we'll feel while you do that you got all those dog points here Yeah, we also need a subject as well. Oh, okay, we'll get to that. Yeah. Oh, what about what about I've got the subject

You're on the subject line three ample boys ready to take on the adventure of a lifetime Can I just add ample-bodied boys? What about you have and that's pretty good. Where about this? Are you ready to fuck? Yes. I would do that except for the fact that that might come in as sexual discrimination or maybe maybe hungry jacks Are you hungry for a fuckery? Maybe, maybe, maybe hungry jacks. Are you hungry for a fuckery? What about, what about three ample boys?

Hungry for the greatest adventure of their life. Oh, that's what he almost wrote. Just that hungry, hungry, what about the fuckery? What about sexy singles in your area? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sam's gonna write that email while we fill. Boys, what are the aspects of owning a small business in a rural area or out of ring suburb

that excites you the most? I'm excited about being my own boss. Oh, I'm excited about contributing to the local community. Oh yeah. I'm excited about determining my own hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, factor coming in for you boys. It's big. It's big boys. So because what do you find more yummy? What? What do you find more yummy?

I see you find a young reject saying yummy. Or do you find that dominant? I do. He's hard for me to say. Probably more. I'd say more. It depends on how you move forward. The brainstorm.

I got a whole new chapter. The producer is calling back. Let's get her opinion. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That is correct. Jess, you've got all three of the sexy, sultry, aren't you, donna boys here? Jess, just firstly, do you have, do you give us permission to put you on our podcast? Jesus. Yeah. Great. Good, good, good.

We need some advice. Enough, but do I have enough for that though? Enough what? Is that? Yeah, you've got the jazz. He's coming out the wa-zu, Jess Galiah. But do I have enough for that though? Enough what? You've got the zaz coming out the wa-zoo, Jess Galiah. Jess, we need your advice. We need your advice, we need your stinkin' hot advice because we found ourselves in a pickle. We found ourselves in a delicious burger pickle.

Jess! Jess! Jess! What franchise should we try and open? One of two franchise should we try and open one of two should we try and open a Domo in an outer ring suburb. Oh, yeah, or hungry jacks in a rural area Now wait, now wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you answer, before you answer, hold on to your thoughts, hold on to your horses, because you should know that a domino's costs between $400,000 and $600,000.

Yeah. Whereas a HJs commonly referred to as a hungry jacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, costs upwards of $1.3 million. Oh. Oh no Too much for Zaki All right wait wait have you thought this through or are you just saying that purely based on price point Yes, yes, you say this isn't coming out of my budget though, so you're going to find that somewhere else. Jess, Jess, you say this isn't coming out of your budget, but we want you to be the general manager of the store.

So what is your call? Do you want to be making those bacon, double bacon burger deluxe's? I just want to see if it's no. All right, we've got to go Jess. Jess, just to be clear, all of this was recorded for the podcast. Are you okay with that? Oh fuck, fine. See you Jess.

Thanks, baby. Well, all right, we hung up with Jess. We're getting back to that hungry Jackson mountain who was getting out of here. Okay. Subject, tree and made it. Upset, Jess, Carlisth. Okay. Subject. Three and made it upset, Jaskarly. Yeah. The trick is to remain professional in work environments and naughty on recording. Yeah. Yeah. Three ample bodied hungry boys.

Ready to take on the adventure of a lifetime. First edit, Sam, we're not ready. We're hungry. Dear hungry jacks. Yes, yes. I write today with an inquiry, wait, dear Mr. Hungry Jacks. Yeah. So we've got, we're hungry for the opportunity and dear Mr. Hungry Jacks.

Mr. Hungry Jacks is going to want to be directed. Be spoken to in that way. In the proper term. So are you saying three ample bodied hungry boys? Hungry for the adventure of a lifetime. Yes, the more Times we can say hungry the better they're gonna know say hungry boys open bracket their names a jack close bracket Now my worry is that doesn't have quite a certain flow Now my worry is that doesn't have quite a certain flow. Now it's fine, come on.

This is the second draft. We're going to know what a second draft is all about. We've got the week gone over time. We need to wrap this up. That doesn't matter, I think people have. Where are we? We're on a really hungry day. We're on a really hungry day.

Dear Mr. Hungry Jack. Yeah. Yeah. I write to you today with it. I write to you today with an inquiry. A hungry inquiry. Yeah, but don to you day with it. I write to you today with an inquiry Hungry inquiry. Yeah, but don't add that just I'm not inquiry full stop. I'm a hungry inquiry Now just to make clear hungry Jackson query. Yes

All right, so you want an inquiry a hungry in inquiry. I was gonna say a hungry an inquiry a hungry inquiry just to be clear a hungry jacks inquire And then we'll screenshot this when it's done and and show Bronnince the grandma some shit after it's sent there yeah We're three supple bullies. Yes. Love burgers. Yes. And jazz. Yeah.

And chippies. Yeah. And coke that's been sitting on the counter for two hours. Oh, yeah. So it's gone a bit flat. Oh, yes. And we want to bring that all to the ladies of a rural destination. Ladies and men.

And men. And then just, and then just just maybe maybe let's just make it ladies and men Yeah, and then after ladies and men just the word hungry in capitalist Yeah, okay, so that's and we want to bring that all to the ladies and men hungry of a rule destination Yeah, yeah, yeah, big sentence. What about the hungry ladies and hungry men, hungry? That's a lot of hungry stuff. Yeah, I feel like it's 10 to 10.

I worry we might have fenced these hungry jacks. Wow, I let a lot of hungry fly. And I'm a little disappointed that you guys are letting me get my hungry. He'd be reading it and be like, oh, like the use of hungry. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. That's a shame, boys, but anyway, we'll go up. Keep reading.

We love microwaving burgers. Melt that shit with the microwaves. Hit to two. Set to two. Two. Yes. Great, keep reading. Keep reading.

We are currently. They microwaved their burgers for for people who are aware of this to melt the cheese We are currently trying to what raise 1.3 million dollars open our own hungry jacks that we can call Is it call our own or call our home? It's own I love the repetition of own. I'm gonna vote for that. Thanks. We are so dedicated to making the record jacks that we're happy to live in our record jacks.

It's not above it, but in it, I want to sleep in the boon. We're going to attach all three of our CVs. This is where we go to the dopt points. Zachary's by Zachary Maybe maybe before the top points here are some hot ideas that we have Hungry Hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hungry jacks experience which doesn't need improvement Which yeah and in brackets which by the way doesn't mean improvement. Just so they're not reading random dot points. Yeah. You want this to read well first? Guys, can I just say I think this is really funny. It's just an aside, I just googled hungry Jackson. You know how Google has people also search

for? I just think this is funny. I'm going to read some of the other things people search for. Okay. Red rooster. Yes. McDonald's. Yes. KFC. Yes. Domino's pizza.

Yes. Coles supermarkets. Yes. Subway. Yes. A porto. Yes. Burger King. Yes.

And view all. I thought that was funny. I'm so sorry. That's the last bit, really. I was bit. Okay, so here are some hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hungry Jackson experience. Open brackets, which by the way, doesn't need improvement. Close brackets.

Yeah. Dacqueries by Zachary. Great. Ample parking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. I love that you have Corero's now. Yeah.

And could you just after that? So that's it. And then it's my love storms, the ship McFlurry. We will upgrade your storms to McFlurry. I think you're right after that full disclosure. We are all sorry discussions with dominoes We don't want to start this relationship on a bad foot We're also we're also talking to dominoes

Which by the way a much cheaper yet we want to put you we want, we want this to end in a bidding role between you and Domino's. So full disclosure, we are also in talks with Domino's. You spelled Domino's wrong. That's great. That's great. I spelled it, hey. Oh, is the franchise not with the E? Let's go to comma. Oh, it's good.

Yeah. We don't want to get this relationship off on the wrong foot. We're eventually- Rather on the right, a burger. I just, I'd say also, if, if, if, Domino has come back with a better deal, we will turn our back on you fuckers so quick. You won't even know what happened.

you fuck is so quick you won't even know what happened yes I think hard and fucking fast how you respond to this and don't you fucking dare try and fuck us dare try and fuck us we've been hurt in the past. We're afraid to love Is the best thing about ever Just make sure that it doesn't come off as a viled three It's a warning because they may overreact So it's if Domino has come back to us with a bed offer, we will turn our backs on you so quickly. And then, yeah, don't you dare try and... Don't you dare, don't you fucking, don't you fucking dare disrespect us.

Don't disrespect us, you don't know what we're capable of. That's too much, that's too much. That just sound like a death test. Just don't you dare disrespect us just don't you dare disrespect us don't you dare disrespect us we would rather open a subway than work with people that disrespect us lol jokes lol jokes and then just copypaste the word hungry as many times as you can all right and then just really quickly read through that one more time and we'll send that off.

The whole thing? Yeah, just real quick. Yeah. And let's just have a little make sure it doesn't sound like a death threat. And also just after your sincerely auntie on that place, our show is coming to Melbourne in March. If you'd like tickets, please let us know. Oh yeah, we got tickets on sale at the moment. We're selling tickets around the island camera and then a couple other places. There will be a whole bunch of places by the time this comes out.

We just offer Hungry Jack's free tickets to the show. By the way, our comedy show is opening. Yeah, that's really funny. We love to organize tickets for everyone at Hungry Jack's. Canberra shows only. Yeah, canberra shows only. Yeah. Where is the head office based?

This is opening next year. A comedy show, make it clear it's a comedy show. I don't want them coming thinking they're getting a drama or a circus. Alright. He's just writing that. Well, he writes that, Broden. Yeah. Tell me, what's your favorite kind of jazz? John.

Fuck him. My favorite jazz is jazz John Fuck him My favorite jazz is the kind that goes like this Scabot a ba ba ba ba ba ba Big bear Yeah, well once a coat like this Shoot a boop a ba ba boo Yeah, there's only one kind of jazz I like Ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom Yeah

My favorite kind of jazz is the jazz that goes like this. Skabbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbub All right, read it out Sam, we're no more nights. This is just what's going on. This is it. Unless it sounds like a vial death ring. Yeah, we're doing an anti-death threat drive. Yeah, this is the making sure we don't upset anyone dropped. Something to be upset. That's going to happen. Three ample bodied hungry boys, brackets, their names are jacked, hungry for the adventure of a lifetime. And then maybe just bracket, their names aren't really check.

Sorry. And then just, we're not trying to kill you. We're not trying to kill you. We're not going to kill you. The names aren't really Jack. We're not going to kill you. We can't take that. We can't.

Sorry, just nodding out more that says more. Do you? Oh no, we can't take that. We can't write that. Sorry, just starting out more that says more. I'm going to kill you, that I'm not going to get unpronged, that I'm not going to kill you. In the subject line. Dear Mr. Hungry Jacks. Great start. I write to you today with an inquiry.

Yes. A hungry inquiry. This is to be clear. Oh. A hungry Jacks inquiry. Right. A hungry inquiry. Oh. This is to be clear, a hungry Jackson inquiry. Right. We're three subtle boys, you love burgers and jazz and chippies.

And Coke that's been sitting on the couch for two hours so it's gone a bit flat. Yeah. And we want to bring that to all the ladies and men, hungry for all this dimension. Yes. We love microwaving burgers. Yes.

We've dealt that shit with the microwave, said to two minutes, we are currently trying burgers. Yes, melt that shit with a microwave set to two minutes We are currently trying to raise 1.3 million dollars Our hungry jacks that we could call out. Yes great so far. We are so dedicated to making these hungry jacks We're happy to leave them the hungry jacks That's it yep, you're not above it, but in it. I want to sleep in the booths. We're going to attach all three of our CVs. Here are some hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hungry jacks experience, which, by the way,

doesn't need improvement. Yeah. Dacqueries, bi-zacquery, ample parking. I love that you have quality. I love that you have quality. I love storms that the Shed McFlurry, we will upgrade your storms to McFlurry's full disclosure. We are all going to talk to Dominos. We don't want to get this relationship off on the right.

We want to get this relationship off on the right foot yeah rather no we don't want to get this relationship off on the wrong foot that's rather the right burger we got that we don't want to get this relationship off on the wrong foot rather than the right burger if dominoes come back to us with a bed off a long turn our backs on you so quickly. So what you did disrespect us, we would rather open a subway than work with people who disrespect us. Well jokes. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, these are four lines.

I think that is ready to serve. Always silly, aren't you, Donna? By the way, our comedy show is over here next year. We'd love to offer Hungry Jack some tickets to the show. Hungry Jack's head office. Hungry Jack's head office. We love Hungry Jack's. We love Hungry Jack's, I think.

Sir Jack's. Mr Hungry Jack's some tickets to the show. And then it's like the little, the dot point thing that says, Canberra shows only. Great. I just make sure there's no references to killing in the subject line for mine. No, there's none.

Great. All right. And sand and it's that way. It's out of our hands. It's out of our hands and outs. Just, uh, they'll receive that in two to three weeks, depending on how long the post takes. Can I just say, guys, um, never have we

spend over an hour on a subject I'm more proud on it. Alright, we did it boys. We did it. So now it's just all up to you, the Patreon listeners. If you want to get tickets to our show, you basically have to Google search under done alive 2018 because that's not up on our website yet and we apologize for that. It's out of our hands now. We'll get back to you as soon as we know what happens with Hongjax. Have a great week. Take care guys. Love you all. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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