Aunty Donna Podcast - Aunty Donna's Secret Santa

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

This week Broden, Mark, Zach and Tom have a Secret Santa! auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get our legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week Broden Marksack and I did a fun little office secret center. This is our last podcast of this year but we'll be putting up a couple of really fun best of 22 episodes up in the next couple of weeks. And then we'll be back with more Ripper podcasts next year. Alright, Mark, you're running this. Ah, chim cham ding dong dong ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Rai, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, chim, podcast and we have some Christmas season. It's Christmas season. It's December 25th today. Three weeks of Christmas. Three. I don't know. Is that how many? Wow. Wow. This one's gonna come out next week. This one's coming out. December 25th. No, no, next week. So I'll 24th of December. Oh, November. Yeah. Why? Because we

we we should make three weeks. We we are doing three incredible weeks of Christmas here. If you don't like Christmas, fuck off. Unsub and never- Unless it's religion. Unless religion. Unless it's religion. But if you're just like Ahn and Kifur, unsub from everything that you follow us on, get the fuck out of our lives.

Yeah, well happy holidays. We're the food everyone that doesn't celebrate Christmas. I'm sure you're having a great time doing other things. Whatever it is you do, I don't know. Would it be possible if we change the title of all of this from Christmas season to holiday season because I have a woke agenda? Yes.

Um. Um, woke agendas are the most important agendas. A woke agenda. I've got by YKGender. Now, we've decided we wanted to do something very special here on the Antidona. Chris Cringle. Well, I was a little bit of a build up. I was going to be in the title.

So people would be looking. And I said it too. Oh, they picked it. Yeah. Maybe two picket they've read the little blurb. Yeah. Yeah. You've pick it. They've read the little blurb. Yeah. Yeah. You've ruined it for me. But it's also known as secret Santa. Now, none of us, we did a, what was the website called? It was a, I chose it. It felt like a website that would do data collection. You

know, sell that. Yeah, draw names. I felt pain putting my email address in. Yes, and I had to ask several times. Yeah. Yeah, so Mark messages all weekend He's been a bit of a Christmas a digital Christmas elf has marked. He's been Jumping about email dual weekend message me. He only message me once and I was right on I asked you for the wishlist Tom Tom and Zachaka had to request wish list from Broden. I had to get to draw a name. Broden was the last one to have drawn a name. I would get email notifications every time I drew a name or made a wish list. Didn't get one for Broden. Mark, you got to be aware that I was, it was my weekend of new season of Crown. I understand. I understand. And a Melda Staunton has put in a world-class

performance as Queen Elizabeth II. Yes, that's right. I feel really out of date here. I love the crown, but I've been catching up on the expanse. What's that? It's a sci-fi on Amazon. I... people often ask me when they see me out in the street and they wanna just yell, put in my face, they say, what are the other boys up to? And I'm like, why the fuck would I know? Why would I know? Like, you didn't idea? You know what I did?

You know what I did? You know what I did on the weekend? I know what you did. You went to a wonderful, a bowling house. And what else? What else? I just said, I watched the crown. I don't listen to my jawline.

If you're viewing on a Patreon, you'll see that Broder has a big warm cup of cocoa. No, it's coffee. But you know, this is how we message other. I said, so I did say, I sent you an email reminder through the website. SMS reminder through the website that said, we're going to draw names,

make a wish and draw a name so that everyone has Time to buy a gift click on the link to draw name and it came up as red and no response So so the next day the next day I wrote bro And I'm very sorry to disturb your weekend because I don't want to disturb your weekends You know you have your time. I was also what I told you that I watched You know you have your time. I was also what I told you that I watched team. I was busy Yeah, you watched team H.B. Ninja Turtles to legend of the ooze which you think is better than the first yes and I'm excited to find out whether I agree or not. I don't think you will. Well, I love the gritty nature of the first one Much more akin much more akin to the comics of the time which were a lot grittier and dark

The original one is probably one of the best hard were a lot prettier and dark. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one.

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The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. The original one. done and and I just think that was a wonderful Christmas gift. I did. And because I wanted to know very I wanted to keep this secret I didn't want to know who anyone had. I wanted this to be a proper surprise for all of us. Broding came in this morning said who we'd bought this gift for. First thing he said to me. I ruined it a bit for me didn't realize I said you've kind of ruined it.

He said sorry I said it doesn't matter. It's ultimately, nothing matters and life is pissed. Because I'm not a scrooge. You're not a scrooge. Would you say you're a scrooge sack? Do you get into the Christmas spirit? Do I get into the, well, I prefer to call it the holiday season. The holiday season. Because you have a work agenda.

I'm gonna work agenda. But do I do? I love Christmas time. When I was a boy it was all about the presence as I became a man I think it was more about the family and the food. But I love gathering around with my friends and family and I think that's the thing that's beautiful about Christmas. You always try to make time for family. Oh I'll see you next Tuesday. I'll see you on the weekend. I'll see you next Tuesday. Oh because it's a bit like can't I understand?

No, you're always trying to make time for family and often missing out, but everyone makes time for Christmas. And then we gather around and we get there, get to talk. Tom? What, how about you? You're like, you're like,

do you sell make Christmas? What's your answer? How about you? Yeah, no, we um we do a big land on the spit with the brakes Broding This we we grab a lunch Should have stayed with Zach. She's a thug. If you want to go, I ask a question now that you're regretting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When humans become a multi-pletitary species,

do you think they'll celebrate Christmas? Did they celebrate Christmas in the expanse on Amazon? Why haven't seen yet? They do live on asteroids though. Can I say, for the first time ever, we've celebrated Christmas in America and learned what that was like. And this year, the three of us are going to be celebrating

a fair bit of the Christmas season in New Zealand. Yeah, isn't that gonna be fun? Probably similar. Similar. We're on tour at New Zealand, Yeah, isn't that gonna be fun? Probably similar. We're on tour at New Zealand, come see us. But yes, I just wanted to, but I wanted to plug the tour. Oh yeah, I imagine it'll be more similar to Australian Christmas.

Then America. This is the south of the hemisphere. Where the similar culture is. Now, when I was in Christmas in LA, I did the Jewish Christmas. I went to a Chinese restaurant I went to the lake as V. Clippers on Christmas Day with my brother Mitchell Kelly Who is an idiot? I got I got high and watched cats at the cinema. That's fun It was a real Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone. Anyway, so you can run and keep, we've got only got half an hour. Now, let's get the gifts. Great. Let's get the gifts. What are we doing? How are we doing this? You made me feel like...

He's running it. I'm running it. He made me on my fucking weekend. I feel like I've got the wish list. Wish list. Yes. Are we ready? Yes. So this is how I think it's gonna play out Right, I mean I can explain it or we could just fucking do it. It's up to you. Well like I would love you explain it explain it. So we're gonna get the gifts. Let's get the gifts. Yeah, let's get Yeah, get the Well, no you've got a good. Oh right. Well, you can get the gifts while I explain

tenure our content creator and and and junior film maker. Community manager? Community manager? Community or seeing a content crew? I just dropped a junior. No junior. Just filmmaker. Yeah, we killed your father or filled the junior. I love that.

I filled the junior. And I agree with that. And as community manager, Tennis Roller's to organize quiets for the area and sort of, you know, those tensile you see on the main street. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. If there's a basketball court that's broken, Tanya will go and fix that. Yeah, and also, like, puts all the really, like,

horrific words into, like, don't let this come up as a comment. Do you heat up, Nog? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nog. In Australia, we tend to have it cold with the maybe, with the wits, with the whiskey. You can have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, date? Yeah, well, I guess they would matter. It does not matter. You live on Mars, when do you celebrate Christmas?

Let's stop talking about space. I don't want to hear space again. I promise we will not talk about space again. Right. Yep, let's leave it. We will not talk about space again. So, the way it's going to work is, tenure is going to get the gifts.

And we don't know who's gotten what for who, except I know who's Brodon's got, because he ruined it earlier, but it doesn't matter. And then, and then, and then we're going to go through our wish lists, right? We're going to go one at a time. What did you wish for? What did you wish for?

And then you're going to open it up, and then we're going to see if someone, compare it to your wish list and see if they hit the nail on the head Oh, okay, and I should say I'm Tom and I'm here What so Tom he's just he's just taking a space on who does our sound He's here. I'm here. I'm he's here. Yeah, usually some oh He just had a child. Yeah, I just had a child Oh, can we talk about your child? Yeah, his name is atlas. We call him book now

My house is to cause him no ways Matt. Well, that's less of a It's a type of book. It's a type of Map is a book of maps. What is a type of What is a book? Anyway get let's get the presents Yeah, let's get everyone gift a clock. Let's get the clock Let's get the gifts Ten years leaving the studio So anyone I think she may have quit Out of show right now, but because we took the junior away. Oh Oh no, she's a man. We can put the junior back.

No, no, I think she has. Ah, she's back. She's a man. She has the gift. And look at them wrapped in a variety of ways, some lazier than others. Why don't we give, or just a little pile. Yeah, I'm just giving them.

Yeah, just a little pile, put them in a little pile. Put them in a little pile. Put them in a little pile. Now I would, I can't wait to talk about the way these are wrapped some This is this is an odd choice now We're just gonna hand them out now. Well, aren't we reading out first reading? Yeah, but I think everyone should maybe get get get there. I think we should read our wishlist then get our present to find out I think we should read our wish list then get our present to find out how

So we all read our wish list. Yeah, how do I get that up? I read my wish list then I get my present right How does having your present in front of you make a diss? Some of them are not wrapped. I just know this That is fair Where would my wish list be or do you have all the wish list? Yeah, I have the wish list that would be great Mark if you could read out the wish list out really appreciate them on the fuck I can't see my wish list. I'm sure have all the wish list? Yeah, I have the wish list. That'd be great, Mark. If you could read out the wish list, I would really appreciate that motherfucker. I can bring up my wish list. I'm sure I can bring it up. Yeah, you'd be able to bring it up.

I'm sure I can bring my wish list. If you wanted. So let's bring up Zach's wish list. I've got yours. If you want to bring it, give it to me. Okay, and this episode is brought to you by Christmas. That was one topic we weren't ever going to speak about again. Yeah, okay, great. Now, Zach with 20 gifts,

you are made to read it on his wish list. And we should, yeah, I can read it. And we should also mention, we should also mention that there was a $10 limit. Me, I'm a stickler, and I sure hope nobody broke that $10 limit. I thought like a 20% either way. No.

For me? So I spent about 12. Right, so you cheated. Yeah, I've had about 12 on mine. Yeah. Okay, what made? What, what, what, what did you put? Let's have a break.

Tell us what you, tell us what you put on your wish list right after these messages. Now, we're back from those beautiful messages. So beautifully delivered. I got a stiff now Zach you What is on your wish list you put a lot of things on there Take us through it. I how many started you can't I can How many started on it? You can't. I can't. All I had a quick look. That's like wish list.

And I just read it. Just fucking read it. All of them have to do with space. I'm not gonna read it. Just read it. Yeah, I think I think what is... I've made a promise to Broden. Is that all right if I read it Broden?

Go. So one is Cosmos, a space-time odyssey, a blue ray. What is that? A documentary about space and time? Yeah. Was was a space-time odyssey at Blu-ray? What is that, a documentary about space and time? Yeah. The other is my death and moon lamp. That's a three-deprinted lamp. The three-printed lamp. That looks like a moon. And then, can you pick your globe

or does it come with a set globe? Well, you can't pick your globe, but it's brown, brown light or blue light. Nice. Brown light. blue light nice brown light yellow light brown light Brown light brown light Look inside space which has some really fun illustrations. That's a book. It's a children's book. Yeah space. Well Yeah, but it's really got a lot of great illustrations. It's a lot clearer. I've got galt toys. This is the Space Alas. This is the Space Alas. Well, I'm really into space at the moment. I've got good threads meant, men's socks with Space Thin.

Do all of these fall under the tender little limit by the way? No, no, because you couldn't pick $10, I did pick under 20. And I hoped that you know, the picture this painted. Yeah. I've got Lego, NASA, Apollo, set, a rocket. I've got a Space Apollo set a rocket I've got a space Alice I feel like I shouldn't read the whole Alice I've got a thousand piece puzzles with different planets on it I've got a space from our from our solar system yes all the solar systems but they're like all closer together

than you would see so space here yes I Yes. Oh, no, actually no. Actually no. I do have a bed cover with an outer space galaxy. That was under 20 bucks? No, maybe. Yeah. So yeah, they are all space themes. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Well, that's, that's cute. I'm really into space at the moment. Well, at least there's, at least, and a basketball. You asked for a space in stars basketball. Yeah. How a burden would like that, I imagine. You like a ball. Depends if it's regulation what size, if it's indoor outdoor court, you know, there's a lot of things. This is I seven. What's that? That's normal. All right. Now about Neptune's gravitational. No, we stopped now. Well, you said I was allowed to. Yeah, but now we stopped it. I think they might be an apple sized black hole just outside of our solar system

Wow just the size of an apple and what what greneth paltryon chris m at Chris Martin's kid is named after the apple Now Let's get your gift from the pile. Does it have it should have your name on it? Is it the unwritten and let's see let's see if let me have a look let me have a look that's two for that two for that one I knew paper The newspaper oh Right okay, so Zach unwrap your presence They're not also I thought something was in the newspaper, but it's not it's just Zach what did you get for KK? So I got well, I think yeah, I'll. I got, your secrets in a winter with gas station. I got, before, quickly, before work, it's more intense.

There's no evidence, Mark. There's no evidence. I'm gonna give my KK, I'm gonna give my KK the better part of the doubt and say that maybe they did it earlier in the weekend. So the first one was, is Harold Sun dated Monday November 14th, 2022, the date that we recorded this.

It's a copy of Harold Sun from today, with the date. Wow. Yeah, so. And what are your thoughts? How does this tie into what you like and dislike? Maybe there's a space article about it No, there's a lot of stuff about their entries accident from 14 years ago There's a lot of ads for various commercial radio stations

Well, maybe while someone else is going through there, but there's a thing to see if there's a space thing in there. Because maybe your KK is actually, maybe there is something in there, and they've thought about it a little bit more than you think. Let's see what the second gift is. Well, that's a Shell Motorsport collection toy car. Mmm.

With the Shell V V power motorsport. Wow. Which I guess has got to. I guess that's a little bit of it. Well, sometimes a car goes so fast. Well, a lot of quick. That's a lot of. He is fast as a rocket.

No, that cannot be as fast as a rocket. But there is a lot of the tech. Maybe they knew that a lot of the technology that NASA developed is used in race cars. Maybe, yeah, maybe there's a, yeah, yeah. I think I was pretty clear in my wish list. Yeah. That's good, thank you.

Would you like to hazard a guess? Broding. As to your seat. Let's not say, let's not say you're just guessing. And we find out at the end or we won't. I don't know, I haven't decided. sorry, but this one would be broding yeah Well, we don't know because it was broding and maybe one day you would have gotten me a space theme Maybe one day will find out made a really clear. I wanted just let's thank you

Thank you, bro. I really appreciate you. You don't know it was broding. It could have been any one of us That's the that's the what's wrong Yeah, that's was broken. It could have been any one of us. That's the, that's the, what's wrong? Yeah. That's pretty cool. I've been busy. What? No way, no way. We don't know who it was. Oh, actually.

Sorry, I spoke really, but this toy car does have a Bluetooth remote control, which is sold separately, so that's fine. Right. So it's a remote control car without sold separately so that's fun. Right so it's a remote control car without the uh but it is shell. They're available I believe it um at all calls expresses. I would know. For about eight dollars. All right so that's nine but it does. Oh what? 1050. 1050 that's 50 cents over. Whoever did that over whoever did that whoever did that thank you who would like to go next Brodon you're in the line next. I'm in line next. It's my turn. Yes. Tell us what your wish list was Let's go through my wish list you are Kase. No, thank you so much. Why whoever from whoever from whoever got this

I really must hang though. Whoever from whoever. From whoever got this, I really appreciate it. Cool Mustang though. Is it a Mustang? Yeah, the Vicar. Alright. Whoever got this for me knows I really love driving cars. So. I had seven gifts on my wish list for my secret sandwich.

Now you went pretty hard on me about someone mind being over $10. I didn't go hard. I just noticed you were inquiring. I think you made a point. Now I asked for a PlayStation 5. Which you have already. Yes, but I would love one for downstairs. So I can plug into my computer.

What is that RRP for? I think that let's have a look. It was $750. $979. Oh, 750. 979 dollars. Oh, yeah. The little out of the ship. Over just over 10. A little over 10.

I asked for a dual sense wireless PlayStation 5 controller. You also a little bit over 10. Yeah, I think that, what does that retail at 109? So you're 99 over. I asked for the new Sony WH 1000XM5 Bluetooth wireless headphones. You went Sony so far, only Sony price. Yeah, well they're $548 and they are my favorite. It's a little flat. That's over half a thousand. As for a Roland V drum's amp. How much was that? It's $730. It's $720 over. Yeah, a Roland HD 100A Drum Kick Pedal, which is $340. $330. I would love that. Aspirin Easy Laundry.

Oh, well this was just a pedestal. I thought I wanted the LG black washer and dryer. But you actually just... This just elevates your... So you're not really what I wanted. Oh God, I hope that didn't get me that. So you didn't put... So you... Sorry. God, I'm asking for that.

Whoever got you. I think Zach got him his print. But can I just ask my... Yeah. So what was that one? So that was I mistakenly put a pedestal that... So you did put the pedestal in though, didn't you? I mean, I did, but that was I mistakenly put a pedestal that you did put the pedestal in though didn't you? I mean I did but that was a mistake that just even that pedestal how much does that pedestal well that is

356 dollar that holds up the dry and dry and That's what you put in yeah, okay, and then a well just because I've never had an air fryer and I don't necessarily want Oh, they're awesome. Oh, they're awesome. Being KK, this $600 Phillips premium air fryer. So I'm very excited to see. That would have been very challenging, I imagine. To shame you didn't get broden because he could have been like, we don't know maybe I did get to.

Oh, maybe you did. Now, but that would have been very challenging. Yeah, so which, let's have a look at which heat this book. Oh! Okay. Yeah, so which, let's have a look at which kit this book. Oh! Okay. All right, so this is a rolled up piece of paper. It says two mark from KK, not as tech as my wish list was, but that's quite a, it's quite a,

it's quite a nice, yeah, that's been printed at office work. Yeah, it's in print, it's pretty a nice seat. Yeah, that's been printed at office work. Yes, it's in print, it's professional. It's in print, it's in print, it's in print, it's in print. The probably sticky, now I'm going to show the camera's what is on there before I... So he's revealing it and it's... Oh, okay. It's a picture of the Washer Dryer pedestal.

I'd say. Printed on a nice glossy... Not a beautiful glossy piece of panel, quite a low-rare, quite, quite incredibly low-res. And it's sticky, it's so sticky. Yeah, that's really nicely printed. Is it a stick to the wall? I can't say, just from looking at it. I'm just going to say if it sticks to the wall.

Why would it stick to the wall? No, no, no. It's just the high gloss. It's a high gloss. How big do you reckon that is? It's 16 by 16, I reckon. They probably had to put that through the big printer. Whoever got you this probably had to leave off

the workspressed and come back. And now I know. And now I know. I understand. And I understand that a lot of my wishes were over the $10 limit, but I'm spending far less $10. I think you tried that glossy paper and the big printer cost $12. Wow Wow That is

That is That is That is awesome That's even more I said You're one of your KKs You're the general You're the general You're the general You're the general

I think I am going to frame this and put this in my office. This is a beautiful gift Wow Goodness knows who my KK was Exactly Whoever it was Thank you so much. I'm I'm I may be one of the only ones who maybe got something off their wish list Which is very exciting. So thank you so much to my secret Santa actually genuinely like this I think this is a wonderful gift. I didn't even look at the wish list for the person I was buying for oh you didn't know Oh, well, that's a shame. Yeah, sorry.

No, that's okay. Well, do you want to just go? There you go. It's... Oh, I want you to leave. No, don't, Tom, no. No, no, no, no, don't go. Now, it's bro, what a wonderful Christmas.

It is now Broden Calistern. Yeah, Broden. You were reading my wish list, the current member. Yeah, let's have a look. Because I was sort of, I was watching the crown all weekend. So I just kind of quickly clicked some things. Now bro, do you reckon that this draw name app you use is more than random?

You know, actually drawing names is actually random but this is so far been a really nice presentation. Yeah, I think it's, I think we're not falling into tracks of KK by. I think we'd have algorithms that would say the same person can't be the one yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I wanted to use this better than a real hat my family uses Elfster

Rodin asked Nike boys basketball shoe College Gray light bone white size 10 those are valued at College Gray, Lightbone, White Size 10, those are valued at $717. That is, while beautiful shoes, very expensive. A Weber? A family queue, titanium barbeque, Weber for grilling roast thing. For summer. That's valued at $939.

I went into wish list and I went 1000 thousand Highest to lowest those ten foot basketball hoop I love basketball. That's that's you know Surprisingly only $492 I you would love that where would you put that if that's what you can store it until I got a bigger house That's what I've done with my coffee table. Yeah, I love my coffee table. it's in the wardrobe. I have no place for it in my small home and the last one Is an inflatable boat dinghy yacht a Pontoon boat with an aluminium floor $989 what why did you want that bro? That was just a thousand drop down so then I just went for the

Yeah Why did you want that bro? No, it's just a thousand drop down. So then I just went for the Well, I wish is priceless is what I was saying the Tom Tom said it's a tender He saw my wish list and said it's a tender limit yet I'm like here, but you may wish for whatever who knows what sort of miracles. I don't want to say I Got I got a present for what I'll say is that it is challenging when all of the gifts are nowhere near approaching $10. It does present certain challenges. Well, I think whoever got me mine rose to the challenge. Exactly.

I don't want to know. I don't. Ruining Christmas for me. All right. Broden, pick, get your gift. Pick. No, not pick. Which one is it get the wrap one

wrapped one wow the last two are wrapped gifts this feels genuinely nice it's been wrapped it says doesn't even say bro it sort of says there's a B is a clear B yeah show me yeah but then it's like a, some sort of... That looks like a C to me. Baco. It's hard to write on that. I think it's an attempt at a note. It's hard to write on the loose. So the lesson?

The TORT paper of a three dimensional... The lesson from here is write the name on the gift before you wrap it. Dingers, whoever it may be. All right, I'm opening it. Opening up his gear. Was this wrapped by L? Yeah. I couldn't be. All right, I'm opening it. Opening up his gears. Was this wrapped by L? Yeah. I couldn't know if I leave the house

without wrapping it in. Really? Yeah. Tom and I. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, wow, we, wow, we, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We Why beautiful thoughtful gift Broden tell everyone what it is. Well, this is actually a thoughtful gift from Tom We don't know

Yeah, we don't know it's not he just said El raptor. Yeah, but I could have brought my present over left it there And then I'll refuse to let it leave the house until he bought me my favorite spread Wow, which is from the good people at Lotus He used to let it leave the house until it was right. He bought me my favorite spread. Wow. Which is from the good people at Lotus, the Biscoth Crunchy Spread. Wow. Which is the tastiest thing in the world. I'm jealous.

I'd love a teaspoon of that after this pod. Yeah, but maybe we could have a teaspoon each. Yeah. Maybe during the pod. Share with your friends. We could get separate spoons. And I can have a home. This, maybe during the park share with your friend. We could get separate spoons And I can have a home. This is a genuinely Love home I do I've been watching a lot I am I tell us what it is

I've got a home a Simpson mug. There's a really no. I love mugs. I got a home a Simpson mug now much. I love I love mugs too. Yeah, yeah, and I like them. Oh, I'm saying. Like, probably more. All I'm saying, man, is there were options like this on the wish list. Yeah, but these went on, these went on Broden's wish list. Yeah, but I would say, I would argue Broden went even harder than I did.

And yet still, whoever his KK was thought. I feel, I feel that this is genuinely nice. I really like this as a tend I feel a bit bad, this is genuinely nice. I really like this, it's a tender look. I... I'm... Thank you Tom. Just maybe if you'd been a little clearer on your wish this maybe you would have got

something. And yet someone that wasn't... Still really, I really like this. I hope you take that to one of your trendy cafes like Lobs. Oh yeah, and get like a takeaway coffee in a mug. I would love that. I really like this. This is a really nice one.

Was this only... How much was this? It was like... But don in a mug. I would love that. I really like that. I really like that. This is a really nice one. How much was this? Oh, it was like... Don't say it. No, because he doesn't know. No one knows. He's a secret Santa. Is it from your... Is it from Colts?

Yeah, it's from Colts. Was it on special? It may have been. Yeah, nice. Who knows? Did you broad-leake it within the $10? Yeah, yeah. Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher.

Yeah, it's a cheap mug. That's for anyone listening. I got a home a mug a home. It's home is head from the Simpsons I could say yeah with the top cut off And you can put whatever sort of liquids you want in there. What kind of what's the first thing you drink? Yeah And maybe with a little bit of toast. Oh, this is that legitimately to get to see for a moment the fucking best I can't wait to try I know What's up my local IGA? I love this so much you put it on bread. Yeah, you want put on a bit of toast is a little tree like a biscuit. You fucking wait man. You just wait. Yeah, it's fucking delicious Coddies did a Nutella and they did it in both smooth and crunchy and I really liked that

and so that's why I'm very excited about this because a crunchy a crunchy sweet spread brings me back to my Nudge days. It's thinking the world of telling us. Stop saying Nudge. Why were you doing that? It was such a fun word. Why? Sometimes I come home from school with my friend William. We'd get a packet of Oreos, we'd open them up, we'd put a tablespoon of nudge in the Oreo, we'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them.

We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them.

We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. We'd eat them. I think Veggie Mike and Natala, those are two brands where I struggle with anything less than the bread.

I know I agree. I absolutely agree, I only have a bite of Natala. I think that's the reason why I've never gone here because I can't resist the Natala. It's, I don't know if you guys like it. I think it's the best thing ever made by humans. What flavor is it? It's like a caramel.

Yeah. You know how to biscoff? I think everyone's on biscoff and I just never left the the... remember when everyone was on Nutella five years ago? I just never ever went to Nutella. I think the best thing everyone been to by humans is anaceptics, but yeah that's a good choice. Antaceptic. Yeah like so open. I think it's this. I think it's Lotus biscoff

crunchy spread. They wouldn't be able to they wouldn't be able to mass produce that without exactly Without the answer. Mm-hmm. Doesn't make it better It's just I was just a very big very important The you're talking like a con who hasn't tasted load as best I haven't tried this yet. So once I try it then we'll see if I stand one more one more I know the worst you guys want to know there's a pointy table in the room. There's a pointy table Not more time, bro. No, we're in here. We saw the points on the pointy table like someone's gonna hurt themselves on that

No, I could no I like to put this Do you guys want to know what I think the greatest invention is yes? I just do you guys want to know what I think the greatest invention is? Yes, the rocket ship. Yeah, okay. You are so in the space for a ride. I'm done with dinosaurs. I'm all about space. Tom had a wonderful wish list and eclectic mix of both Sirius and not serious. Yeah, so he asked for a full And you got him his his. A full site, who knows?

He got a task. He asked for a full-size electric four-string bass guitar for beginner starter complete kit, valued at $120. That was the only motherfucker that kept his fucking wishlist within the realms of realism. And I get a fucking shell car and the fucking moon. Let's not get upset about the gifts that were given. What was that fucking mess?

Tom also asked for a PlayStation 5. He asked for Dragon Ball Z monopoly. That would be sick. That's valued at 54. Strangely asked for a cosplay, a Goku cosplay jumpsuit for a dog, Strangambalsey, failed at $44. That's quite reasonable.

Yeah, he asked for Dragon Ball 3 in one addition of the manga, Dragon Ball manga. Room scape, official 2022 calendar, which is 2022. Yeah, that wouldn't be useful. That wouldn't be useful at all. And you also asked for an illustrated history, RuneScape the first 20 years, an illustrated history, probably the nerdyest of all the wish lists.

Now Tom, take your present and it seems like there's a little beautifully wrapped. There's a little card on there. It's like Mark's gone a real like, no, who knows who to do it? There's a scroll. There's a scroll and there's a card. And maybe we should read that first.

Great, cooking toine as well. Yeah, who knows? Maybe we should read that first. Wow. Great. And cooking to one as well. Yeah, yeah, who knows? He's got a scroll, he's unrolling the scroll. Now what does the scroll guess your prize? Clue one, 37.95 divided by 25 equals 1.52. Clue number two. Well, what is that?

Well, let's have a look at what do you think anyone does, anyone know what those numbers could be? Well, you do. Well, what is that? Well, let's have a look at what do you think? Anyone does anyone know what those numbers? Well, you do well, I don't know. No, I'm 0.52 37.95 divided by 25 equals 1.52 equals 1.52 Yeah Or a dollar 52 perhaps say that again though 37.95 37.95. 37.25. Delighted by the money.

It's just a roll of money of coins. Well, what is the next clue? Purchase the second clue, make give us an insight to the first clue. Clue number two, 10 divided by 1.52 equals 6.5. What could I be? What could it be based on those clues? What could I be? could it be based on those what could I be 6.5 yeah Tom any guess absolutely nothing well maybe open the gift and let's see if it all comes together

The two gifts two two clues putty only two clues only two clues Looks like a rocket ship's like you love space I Looks like a rocket ship's like you love space I But yeah, I believe it's the other way around the building. Oh cigarettes. It's cigarettes And how many cigarettes 6.5 and a half cigarettes Wow Wow! The exact value of $10 Insigurant. In Tom's favorite cigarette.

He doesn't smoke. He gave up smoking. Well, that's a shame. Lucky this is anonymous, because whoever gave that gift has cruelly, cruelly tempted an addict. I mean, sure, Brodin, I may have made some jokes about your gift, but I got the joke you were going for. I reckon at least my gift was, at least your gift to me wasn't cruel.

Well, shall we reveal who gave the gift? No, that's the thing about Secret Santa is you never find it out. I think you were saying at the start that we should maybe reveal who gave what's inside. I said I wasn't sure whether we do it. I think you were saying at the start that we should maybe reveal who gave what I said. I wasn't sure whether we do it. I've decided now that we definitely. In my family we reveal. Yeah, I'm really. I think it's fun to reveal.

I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters. And that's because you gave. Well, we're out of time. We're out of time. We're out of time. I mean, it's fun. I won. I won. I won. I won. gave well we're out of time smoking cigarettes hell we're out of time I

mean six it is one I want six and a half cigarettes because you receive the present from the only one who's not funny in the group yeah it's thoughtful you're funny are you upset if anyone wants to return their gifts that's totally fine the one will take offense if you decide to throw your gift. Can I say on behalf of the group, thank you for organizing Chris Cringle. And from our listeners, thank you for organizing Chris and chasing up those who didn't.

That you're so welcome. And maybe all our listeners, you should do a Chris Cringle together. Many should get it. I love that word. If all If everyone who listened to the answer on a podcast got together, I'm happy to host. I can come over on my hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just in my house. So if someone, if a fan, you're committing to, if a fan, organises for thousands of people

to join one communal KK, you will have them all over your house thousands of people but potentially tens of thousands it's not that many but not that many people listen to this yeah Yeah, it's about it's it's um globally. It's quite high. Oh I've overshot I've overcommitted um, but I'm I'm happy to stick by my word. I'll organize it No, I'm saying on behalf of Mark. He does not consent. It doesn't want that. But he does want you to go out and everyone listening has the task of going out and doing a little gesture of Christmas cheer to a friend or a relative.

Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Or a stranger a stranger maybe maybe you could give some food or some money to a homeless person and this part's free if you film you can get a viral video yeah film yourself doing it so everyone knows how altruistic you really are and if you test them first by like asking them for something and if they give it to you, you can reward them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Test them. And then the algorithm will reward you. Oh, you'll get, yeah, at least you will.

Here's a thing. Give them some food. Give them a pizza or a hamburger. Come back 20 minutes later. Ask them for a slice or a chip. And if they give it to you, then give them $1,000. And you will make many tens of thousands of dollars in advertising. That's the spirit of Christmas.

That is the true spirit of holidays. Merry Christmas everybody. Happy Christmas month on the Antidona podcast. And Merry Holidays. And happy holidays. And have a great new year. No. This is just the start of the Christmas season.

It's still no fun. Well, this come out November. Yeah. Say Merry Christmas It's still no fan, but will this come out November? Yeah, say Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, don't you? Yeah, yeah, but like, don't like, don't like stop listening to the podcast until New Year. I just worry. That wasn't the suggestion. I just worry that I'll listen to,

we'll hear that and go, well, they're done for years. No, check it out from work, family. Join us next week when we do something else. Happy Christmas, Merry holidays and happy and have a happy next holiday season. We can say new year, I've thought it through. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!