Aunty Donna Podcast - Australian Political History
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of our money.
That was a full, that was a weird thing to do.
We could have just promoted the ad ourselves.
I don't know why we did it.
Yeah, I don't know why we're just giving away cash like it's candy, but maybe that's because it was Halloween recently. Oh, well
yesterday. Yeah. Can you do Halloween stuff after Halloween is over? No, no, no, no,
there's a rule, Australian only rule, that once Halloween's done, it's done.
It's done?
Is this a parliamentary rule?
Is this a council rule?
Yeah, it's a rule that was brought in by I think Malcolm Fraser in the early 80s.
When Halloween was becoming a bigger thing.
Is that because he didn't like to be spooked?
Yeah. He didn't like to be
spooked. He was a large liberal leader. Um, liberal forever. I know. That's capital L liberal.
It's actually a conservative party party over here. I mean, then because liberal markets is what
they're referring to. He hated spooks. Yeah, he would have been a conservative capital L liberal, but quite forward thinking with his beliefs
on Refugee.
That's true.
If he was more of a market conservative, socially a bit more liberal.
Little L liberal.
I know he was scared of Spooks, but how did he feel about spoon? Hated spoons.
Really? Hated spoons. Didn't play the spoons. They eat with a spoon.
One of the men enjoys soup. You should have, I'm a historian by the way.
A lot of people don't, I miss two. A thousand phrases. A lot of people don't know this about
me, but I am an Australian political historian. You can ask me any question about any Australian political.
What I want to know about Malcolm Frazier is, so when he lived in Seattle, when he lived
in Seattle as a radio, how was he working in Australian politics at the same time?
I think, well, let me just start by saying this.
Malcolm Fraser was a Prime Minister of Australia in the early 80s.
And a radio psychologist.
Malcolm Fraser was a Prime Minister of Australia in 1998.
I think what Broden's trying to say, Mark, is when he was Prime Minister of Australia he was actually frequenting a bar in Boston.
Right. So he was married to Lilith. He's first wife in Boston where he had his son
Austin where he had his son. Fuck.
He had his son fuck.
He had his son fuck what?
Which really,
it was amazing that got through the
uh...
Which is another one.
I want to know what he had his son fuck
as my dad has made me fuck several things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had his son fuck lots of things.
Trees, lawnmowers,
um, his Ford Falcon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The lawnmower is a tricky one.
Why?
Why would a lawnmower be hard to fuck?
Because the lawnmowers' primary job or function
is to mow lawns and not to fuck.
So it doesn't exactly have a vessel,
unless you've got a petrol one
and then you've definitely got that
exhaust pipe.
You can fuck the petrol hole.
You can fuck the petrol hole.
But then you don't want to be near any open flames
within an arisen.
Because you're dick willalight.
Well, I mean, you'd be so, obviously, that's 101.
You're gonna fuck a petrol run lawn mower.
You're not then gonna go to the fireplace.
I mean, you're not gonna do it around Christmas.
It's all I'm saying.
My question to both of you guys is,
of all of the two questions to each of us,
or one question to the both of you,
it's a bit of an discussion topic.
So I'd like to hear about your answers.
Okay, okay.
Of all the prime ministers of Australia. Uh-huh.
Who do you think would be most likely to fuck a lawnmower? Oh, now that is a tough question.
I mean, the reason, all right, straight off my head, my gut goes to Paul Keating because
he was a man of the arts. Yes. And I feel like he'd do it. And if it was a scandal, he'd go,
ah, ah, art installation.
And then everyone would go,
isn't he?
Look at that beautiful three piece suit.
They'd probably go, what a wanker.
Well, give me the NRL, give me the AFL,
not that wanker.
I would say, you're looking at a few.
I say Edmund Barton.
Oh, the first Prime Minister of Australia was known to be
Serial and came from the upper establishment of Sydney and New South Wales.
I reckon he would have fucked many of Lord Moor.
Yeah, very good.
That's the thing about John Howard also is that he was a serial lawn mower fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker.
But he was all-
Which is where you fuck while doing parkour.
That's exactly right, which is the most dangerous style of fucking.
I have seen people do it when they've jumped over.
It's so incredible.
Jumped over a dumbest.
And the penis enters the vagina or all the butthole, but that's...
Off the lawn mower.
Yes.
You know, so the vagina being the blades, being the blades, and then the...
I don't know, I'm in the blades, the blades.
And there's just in and out, quick come, person comes as the imidair and then over.
But the thing about John Howard is that not only was he
a serial lawn mower fucker, he was also a serial,
really, he was, he was a,
a wheat-bick's bites with fruit.
That's amazing.
Before we go on to the serial tangent,
I wanted to say you're both incorrect.
It was Curtin.
It's excuse me.
John Curtin.
He thought, look, look good with it.
More time, more time, probably.
Of course, I mean during the war,
what else are you gonna do?
He, absolutely.
He was the prime minister that was responsible
for moving the bulk of our trade and economy from England over to the US during wartime.
He was also the Prime Minister that was, uh, voced essentially at high school to fuck
a long moment.
And did, on, on multiple occasions, that, that they, that, there's talk of parliament.
I don't know if you've heard this.
Uh-huh.
There would be times during wartime, so a very stressful time, where the government would have to, they would be in Canberra,
they'd be debating long into the night about, you know, which alliances to make, how
exactly to move forward with this war. And afterwards, they would go and have these
parties at a local pub just around the corner in Canberra. Which is still there. Which is still there.
And that pub is colloquially known within Parliament as the lawnmower because they would
get about 10 lawnmowers and between the 50 Parliament's area, they could lick it up,
lick it up, they would all take turns with the lawnmowers.
Now when you say the war, you're talking about the feudal wall in Japan, right?
Was this during those times? Yes, great. I just wanted to check what war it was. It's always
good to know. I'm curious why we haven't heard the name. Talking about Prime Ministers of Australia,
the people who hold the highest rank in the country.
Most respects.
It's the most respected other country.
We're talking about them fucking Lord Moan's.
I'm curious why we haven't talked about Stanley Bruce yet.
Stanley Bruce.
By the time you were born in 1929, or by the time you were born.
Of course, Stanley.
Of course, Stanley.
The thing about Stanley Bruce was that what he ended up doing, and this is a very little known fact about Stanley Bruce was that what he ended up doing and this is a very little known fact about Stanley Bruce
Was that he loved fucking lawnmowers so much he turned his dick into a lawnmower
Yeah, I heard he had it augmented. He got two little wheels put on the side of it
He got some he replaced replaced the whole knob like famous in Canberra
Yes, yeah, got it out the knob, right?
Yeah, got it the whole thing out, put in a small ride on
it wasn't right on the mom.
It wasn't right on the mom.
It was because he's partner.
Uh, Ethel, uh, Bruce.
Ethel Bruce.
Yeah.
Um, Ethel Bruce, uh, Ethel Bruce was like, if you're gonna,
she was like, if you're gonna, this was after their wedding
in 2013. Yeah. She said, if you're gonna turn, if you're gonna she was like if you're gonna this was after their wedding in 1913 she said if you're gonna turn you're gonna augment your dick into a lawnmower I know you have
to do a misline yeah yeah I know you have to do that I wanted in me that was that was the name of his
biography I believe yeah I wanted in me by Ethel Bruce yeah well forward by Ethel Bruce a lot of people think that forward by Ethel
Ethel Bruce a lot of people think that because Alfred Daken only served as Prime Minister for a year
Then he didn't have time to implement a lot of his you know, yeah, he's
He's he's
plans
He did fuck oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, can we talk about how much
he fucked more? Yeah, absolutely. The thing about him was a very quickly
pinbar our intern pinbar. If you could go grab your laptop and get some information on Alfred
Deakin, bring that back in for us, we'd really appreciate it. So we've got a, a, a, an intern.
If you saw our Halloween spook, Tacular that we did the other night,
we had a very special guest on his name was Finn Bar.
That's Finn as in the fish, Finn and Bar as in on bar and up here.
Okay.
Finn Bar is an intern that we have in the office.
He's gonna be helping us take notes while we write our new live show.
Mm-hmm.
And... Also help us with prime ministers and write our new live show. Mm-hmm. And...
Also help us with Prime Minister's and...
Of course, yeah.
So you know, like you'll be doing little day-to-day jobs
like when we need information on a certain Australian Prime
Minister, Finn Bar will run out of the room,
he'll get his laptop, he'll put his door...
And we'll find out if he's...
Finn Bar also wrote three of Tom's opening jokes
on the...
On the Halloween's, we take the Halloween's...
On the Halloween's, we take the Halloween's back.
He came in on his first day of work.
We put him right to work and we are not paying him.
Just want to make that very clear.
But we're doing it for him.
He asked us for help.
Our lawyers advised us to make that very clear.
He asked us for help.
He is helping him by exposing him to our writing practice.
It is an unpaid job and we will not pay these roles.
I've never paid a role.
Can I just go on record and say that?
You've never paid for a role?
I've never paid for a role.
I've never paid a role.
Oh, you've never paid a role.
I've played a role.
And you've played some excellent roles.
Can we, can Ralph Nicolby?
Ralph Nicolby is Nicolby University. Yeah, University.
Broding Callie in the Antidona saga.
Bernadette Peter in Look What You've Done by Shakespeare.
Roger Moore in James Bond.
You were incredible as Roger Moore in James Bond.
Yeah.
I played the woman who looks like Julia Roberts in Oceans 12.
That's right. You did
I played Julia Roberts in the film Julia Roberts and you played the piano in
shine and boy did you sound good. I mean you gave me a good old hitting. Yeah you
would have didn't you. You're a lot of top good. You also off the back of that you got a
part of the piano in the pianist. Yeah. You also got a part of the piano in...
Well, that was during his typecast years.
Yeah.
There's a part of the piano in my asshole.
Oh, did you fuck a piano?
No.
Funny story.
I was at the Melbourne Conservatorium.
Just a flat white in Melbourne.
Just being conservative.
Yeah, I was just there.
Just like Conservatorium. Like a capital L liberal. Fulgnet back. Very good. Thank you. Yes, just what is being conservative. Yeah, I was just there just like conservatory
I'm like a capital L liberal
Fulgnet back very good. Thank you. Thank you
Uh, I walked into the wrong room. Let's put it that way
And you fucked a piano I walked into the wrong room. They said excuse me. What are you looking for?
I'm just looking for the local cafe. They said, I'm so sorry, you've walked into the piano room.
And I said, I'm so sorry, they said, now,
unfortunately, I'm gonna take this bit of a piano.
It broke a little bit off.
Just like one of the keys.
Yeah.
And it's...
And it's...
And it's...
Yeah.
Go up, Brody's asshole.
Yeah, so he, he...
He's the conservatory.
So he took it, he put it up.
He put it up, I saw it. So I took it, he put it up, put it up, put it up, and I saw it.
So my cheeks and in the middle is my brown hole.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right, yeah, I had the conservatorium and really hurt,
but now it's part of me.
That actually boosts something for me.
You mentioned it's not like when you've
got a prepaid phone and you need a bit of a boost on your credit. Yeah exactly like that.
So I've got so much credit now and I need more credit. I just want to say that I don't have
a lot of phone credit but I've got a ton of street credit. Yeah, okay. Because I roll with the high rollers boys. Yeah.
So that reminds me of, you've mentioned pianos now,
you've also mentioned Deakin,
which reminds me of Monash,
to another university,
for a person.
Now Monash was also a very prominent general in World War I.
He was also a fantastic architect. He designed the...
Arctic architect architect.
What did he... So what did he do?
Well he designed what did he bring down the Titanic?
No, he did not. He designed the more...
The remembrance...
Big remembrance temple statue in the park in Melbourne.
What's Arctic about that?
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
What happened is I meant to say architect.
It's early and I haven't had my coffee.
Should we check in with Fimba Abel?
Fimba please can I be honest with you?
But I will get to Monash in a moment.
Okay.
Finnbar, thanks for coming in.
Now, Finnbar, you're not being paid.
I want to make that very clear.
What have you found out about this old Prime Minister
of ours?
Our second Prime Minister.
Yeah.
Alfred Deakin.
Second.
Our second. OK, we're off to a bit of a rough start
That's all right. It's just your second day
One man and he served three separate terms. Oh wow
1903 to 1904. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Now we're learning
1905 to
1908
Okay, okay here it is here we were thinking the, you know, jumping around
Prime Ministers was a new thing. They were doing it back in the 1900s.
I know. It's just, it's like fashion. It's just history always repeats itself. I tell myself a when I go to repeat repeat itself
Always repeats it. I always tell myself
Yeah, Finn buzz done a big project. Yeah, I'd like to hear him out
Well, I'd like to thank him with a song
Thank him with a song Here's a salary
I know you guys love split ends. I know you love split ends
I know you both big fans of split ends. I just want to say I'm not a huge fan of split ends
Which is why I always use panting shampoo and conditioner. I'm talking about the V and close it down shut down the podcast
That's the that's the slam dunker the night. I'm talking about the Finn Brothers vehicle where they which is
Your seeing history never repeats by split ends which had Tim and Neil Finn in it and now we're talking of Finn bar
Yeah, but what and all of that is so good
But do you remember when Mark was all like you were talking about the band split ends and Mark was all like a
Pantene as in split ends. I remember.
Shut down the podcast with Pete.
Shut it down.
There is nothing worse than having dry, unruly hair,
and if you want to sort your shit out,
just put it on top of your head.
At that one, they made the name split ends.
They did not think in a million years
that someone would one day come back, bite them on the ass,
and make a comparison to the dry hair issue of split ends.
I want to know if other bands are based on puns.
So Finba, can you find out all the bands in the world?
Easy Beatles.
That's one of them.
In excess would be another.
Easy in excess Beatles.
So find out every band.
I'm gonna find it before Fimba.
No, no, you're not.
Well, okay, well, a little bit of healthy competition
in the first number of bad things.
Whoever finishes, whoever wins stays here.
Well, he had a head start, that's not fair.
The person who doesn't get there is fired
and we'll have to leave it at the end of the day.
Yeah, so, Zach, your role in anti-donner is at stake here.
Day, and Fimba, just unpaid internship.
Fimba, are you ready?
Just to clarify, I'm just looking at band names.
Yeah, so Pimba.
Yeah, Pimba.
Yeah, Pimba.
Yeah, Pimba.
Yeah, Pimba.
Pimba.
Pimba.
Pimba.
Pimba.
I'm not sure if this counts, but chat Faker. Maaah. Fimba.
I'm not sure if this counts, but Chet Faker.
Chet Faker.
Chet Faker.
We're on the same list.
That works.
That works really well.
You win Fimba.
I'll give you one more.
I have five, my five.
All right Fimba, I just want to hear a few more.
What's Chet Faker?
Chet Faker was a songster in the 50s. And a jazz trumpeter.
Yes.
And see Finn Byr even knew that.
So it not only does he know about the puns,
but he can back it up with what kind of brass instrument
the man plays.
Joy Orbison.
I've never heard of that band.
Yeah, and it's a bit full on it.
So it's too much like Roy Orbison for me.
Yeah, I don't get it. Peak twins. I don't. Peak twins.
It's in Twin Peaks.
It's in Twin Peaks. Not for me.
I've never heard of that band.
What if one of them listens to this podcast? I know it's unlikely, but I'm just going to keep
it positive. I'm pretty sure Michael Hutchins listens to the podcast.
He's like,
Do you know Bob Gildoff,
some people think Bob Gildoff killed Michael Hutchins?
Really? They told him to go kill himself.
On a Monday?
I don't.
No, I don't think so.
I think that's how it was about a mass shooting.
I reckon it was on a Monday,
because Bob Gildoff doesn't like Monday.
He was talking about a seven chance. He was actually talking on a Monday because Bob Gellief doesn't like Monday.
He was talking about a woman who didn't learn Monday's,
she was shooting out of a window
at school children in Scotland.
Yeah, and that woman was Bob Gellief.
No, no, no, no, there's a, can you look that up?
Can you look up the I don't learn Monday's, Fimba?
But I wanna hear some more pun based band music.
He's got tabs, he can deal with it. Now I want to hear another band quick. Fimba
The dandy warhol
Brian Jones town, mascar. Yes, that is true. That is a band a rock and roll band
Also based on trade because you only could you just find bands that are based on tragedies?
Mass suicides, yeah, can you do tasteless band names? So Brian trains their massacred base on Jones town massacre where a man created a cult took them to South America
and politician came to an assilt was going on they killed the politician shot him as he
was getting on a plane and then they said the army is coming for us so everyone drinks
the cool aid. Hmm. Never on trying to cool aid. So I never actually said, Monash, FACT pianos.
Oh.
Okay.
Great.
He fucked.
Maybe just mark that.
Maybe just mark that section, Tom.
All right.
What do you got for a soon, Bob?
Speak true, boy. Maybe just mark that maybe just mark that section Tom. All right. What do you got for a soon bar?
Speak true boy
Don't mince your words here stand up straight
Your unpaid internship is only like actually let's give him a beat. We need it. We need it
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I'm great
Yeah, I'm here
Finn Bar this is Lord Whittington from Henry Bucks, Burke Street. Hello. Say hello, Finn Bar. Hello Lord Whittington. Hello
Say hello Femba. Hello Lord Weddington. Hello
Fint we want him to look like a dappy young gentleman. What can you put on him? Hello
Unfortunately Fortunately, he was in a he was in an elevator accident recently. He was also in the war
He was in the war. So the other thing he said the other thing you can say hello is because the right before
The last thing he remembers is a German soldier up the top of him with a bayonet
Hello, and he was going to stab it into a whereabouts whereabouts wasn't that
That's right, that's right. I forgot
Hello
And anyway ever since then he's had some sort of
Would look we've basically when he back, he was acting a little strange.
He came back as a shell.
He came back as a shell.
He just came back as a shell.
Shell is a shell of a man.
He's a shell man.
Hello.
But anyway, he came up.
He came back after the war and he said he went, oh God, that was a real rough time.
He said everyone saying hello though.
Yeah, he did.
Well, I mean, I'm getting, I'm getting to that.
Oh, yeah, so sorry.
So, I mean, what I remember happening was Lord Widdington came back from the war and he
went, oh man, that was really rough.
I think I did some regrettable things and we went, that's weird.
So we gave him a lobotomy immediately.
Hello.
And now we have the Lord Widdington that we know and love today.
What?
So I was just wondering it does he still have the capacity to dress street boys in yeah, absolutely
Hello, you're a street boy, and well, that's his yeah, I mean he did that before the war. He's doing that after the war
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There in tails are in big time now
Suspenders or belt belts are a new thing this season, but the you prefer suspenders or do you prefer belts?
Hello, oh
You're a broken man
Suspenders spenders now he's looking at million dollars. What the hell do you do with that big whiff of hair?
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Lord Widdington just got on top of Fimbars hair, did a small little number.
And now Fimbars hair is in a wonderful little puff.
Is that real cream? Hello.
Oh, okay, it's more of a moose.
Hello.
Oh, you were just saying hello then, weren't you?
Hello!
Hello!
Goodbye!
Oh!
He's curious.
He's progress.
It's easier a regular diving ball and butterfly story.
Your, um, your, uh,
I am.
Yeah, I've got a phone call from Bob Gildoff for you. Hello.
There you go. Hello. Hello. It's me, Bob Gildoff. I just want to say, I shot up a
skull. Now I want to go on a and say that never he never shot off school.
Well don't like Mondays for some reason. Oh yeah let's go back to that.
Why doesn't Bob Galdor flag Mondays? It's a big cause it's like it's
hard to get out of bed because you had a big weekend. It is actually because the band a song name with Sunday in it was already taken by the
other famous Irish songwriter Bono in his band U2.
Bloody Sunday.
Bloody Sunday.
Bloody Sunday.
Now let's check out the history.
According to Belldoff.
Well let's just talk about Sunday Bloody Sunday. according to Belldoff But well, let's just talk about Sunday bloody son according to Belldoff, which is a belldoff guys. I am a car
Yeah, son
Did you know the bonno one woman of the year one?
True, yeah, I do know that he won
Woman of the year. Is that why they thought I made that he's the biggest poo?
Probably.
He's also notoriously, you know, a bit of a goof.
Good range though.
Incredible range.
And a fantastic live performer.
He wrote Spider-Man, which is Hens Niamh, Hens Down.
Best musical I've ever seen.
Spider-Man musical.
It's superb. Well, I was like I love lame is rub like I
Family opera who's your favorite?
John John John or Javier yeah, or eponene eponene
Um, but when I saw Spiderman I went who is this web slinger? Yeah slinging or as or... Have you not heard of the character before you saw it?
Oh, oh man, yeah.
Well, what came first, the comic book of the movie,
or the musical came first.
Right, and then the comic book soon after that was about a year later.
And then the film's about 80 years later.
Yeah, well, I saw the original cast.
Oh, I saw, I went and I got in my seat and I saw this web slinger slinging away. Peter Pike
Peter Pike
Peter Pikeer Peter Pikeer. He leaves a lot. He leaves early. What do you mean? There's a Pikeer. Right
And I thought this is gonna get every Tony
Did it but you know what it did get every Broden?
Yeah, you know and one the Brodon award for Brodon's favorite musical
And I'm that I've ever seen Spider-Man the musical I haven't seen
Spider-Man the musical yeah, I
What I have seen
The spy skills musical Viva forever yeah hands down
The best musical I've ever seen.
Yeah, I'm imagine so it's about spice girls.
That's not what's about the spice girls.
The bulk of their music is based off that musical isn't it?
That's right, yeah the musical came first and then the spice girls came after
because interestingly enough musicals about a different girl group,
not about the spice girls.
Yeah. It was written by a French salad dressing
At the dawn of time
Little little clues in there for a lot of people actually wrote it
A lot of people don't
A lot of people don't know
A lot of people don't know this but musical, that's me. Sorry, go ahead. A lot of people don't know this, but musicals are always written before everything else.
Yeah, well, you guys were talking before about Spider-Man, the musical.
You're also talking about Viva forever.
I don't know if you guys know this, but I recently, just on West End, saw bad out of hell. Oh, and I have to say, based on the
music of Jim Steinman performed by Needlo and I have to say it was the best
musical I've ever seen. And it created the career of Needlo. It did, he saw that
musical. He said, I want to be in this. He saw it in 1969, it was set in an 80s style future.
The new musical on Broadway, which is taking Broadway by storm, it's about 9-11, look
you know, 9-11 Broadway musical.
Can I also say, Finn Bar, I can look over his shoulder, I'm seeing what he's looking
up, he's taking it upon himself to look up stuntman injuries on the set of the Spider-Man musical.
Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking about.
That is incredible initiative Fimba, and that's how you get an unpaid intern job at Bathanti Donor.
Now, what's that musical called Fimba?
This is Spider-Man turn off the dark.
Yeah, I'm talking about the dark.
Spider-Man turn off the dark is about 9.11.
Okay, really? It is. That is off the dark is about 9.11. Okay, it is.
It is. That is phenomenal. And it is about 9.11.
And it's very tastefully done though.
It's the, you know, the, it's actually based on the
first promotional trailer for the first Spider-Man.
I know. Yes. Yes. Which we all remember.
So it makes a lip, web catches a little helicopter
because it's a musical that I saw Spider-Man turn off the dark, written by Bono, is the planes
accompanying any catch-ism with webs.
Is there actually a musical about 9-11?
Yeah, what's it called, Fimba?
Come on mate.
It is called, come away from here.
Come from away.
Come from away.
So it's actually about 9-11 happens planes and grounded everywhere
So there's all these Americans they couldn't land in America so planes were forced to land on this island in Canada
Oh, yes, I remember you talking. Yeah, but it's actually really misleading because it's called newfoundland the island
So I thought it was about them finding the land. You know, they
discovered us, this undiscovered island and they discovered her. And for some reason
all of the dinosaurs had survived. This was my understanding.
Right. So that came to the land in the island at all the dinosaurs had survived. And then they
are traveling around, they're meeting the dinosaurs, then one of them goes underground to meet more dinosaurs
He's down there for months. He comes back up and then I was of the understanding there'd be a second musical set in the underground dinosaur land
Oh my words are not
I was gonna let that one fly. I'll tell you why
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