Aunty Donna Podcast - Back To The Future Feat. Michael J Fox (Greg Larsen) & Jan de Bont (Ben Russell)

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

A very approachable history podcast with our friends Greg Larsen and Ben Russell who are here to remake Back To The Future.  LINKS  See Greg at Comedy Republic in Melbourne until the end of June https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:342/   See Ben at Comedy Republic in Melbourne until the end of June https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:174/   See Greg in Brisbane, London & Edinburgh Fringe https://linktr.ee/greglarsencomedian   Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/    CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno  Guests: Greg Larsen & Ben Russell Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. Hello and welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. Get it up. You're very exciting. We've got two very special guests, Greg Glass and Ben Russell. You're going to have a big adventure. We're going to meet their characters, Dr. Brown and Jan the Bod. It's really good. Now, if you you wanna watch it,

because there is some visual flair to this podcast they're wearing for Doris, you gotta go www.AuntyDonnaDopeClub.com, Patreon, check it out, pay a little fee. It's like a paywall thing and you can watch it. Anyway, enjoy this podcast. I've been Zach Ruane and over to you, Brody Kelly. Welcome to Back to the Future.

Starting now. Marty, you gotta go back in time to finger your mum. I'd like to finger my mum. You gotta finger your mum, Marty. I'd like to go back in time and finger my mum. Hey there, Marty. Hi, Crispin Glover. It's me, Crispin Glover. And I just want you to know that I like the fact that you finger your own mom.

Okay, so, and I'll narrate I guess. Okay. Then, so Marty's at his house. Hi Crispin Glover. It's me, your father. Last night, Darth Vader visited me in a dream And he said if I didn't I don't you finger your own mom where the feet would melt my brain In the 50s now, I guess Marty

I'm dr. Brown. This is my old friend. I'm the But I'm the one from the 50s. And I don't understand how I'm pretty much the same age. Oh, okay. Yeah, how is that? I don't understand how... I think it's a joke. I think it's a little joke. Like he's old. He's just old. And he's one of those people that would look like that for years.

Yeah, he's got... You know... Admittedly he looked like that for another 20 years. You know, he was- Not that long, is it? He was like 40 something in the back to the future. Wow. Maybe.

And so, can I just ask you, Grant, where are we and what's going on? I'm Marty. Okay. I'm played by Michael J. I don't know if this, I think it was more like, hey Marty. It was a bit more. It was thing was more like a Marty

Hey Broden, how are you? Oh It's a claimed film director John DeBond John DeBond Hey, it's great to be here. I just heard that there was a new movie that needed a director and I'm just fresh off the heels of Twister 2. Now wait a minute, you're a film director? Did you do Twisters? I did Twister 1, okay. I did Speed.

Yeah. Yeah? Speed 2? You did Speed or you did the movie Speed? Doctor Brown. He's my old friend. He the movie Spade? Doctor Brown, good joke. Doctor Brown. He's my old friend. He can travel through time.

I did both. So, Yarn. Yarn de Bon. We have you, Yarn de Bon. We have Doc Brown, a Heighten film character. We have Marty McFly. I still don't know what my voice... I think it was this.

I think it was like this. Greg, you've got to find the characters. I think it was like this. Greg, you gotta find the characters. I think it was like this. I think it was like this. You know, this reminds me of when I was off that filming. Jesus Christ! Oh, look at the other one! Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt in Twister. Okay, so the funny thing about Twister is that in the film we say that no

one's ever seen the, don't know how tornadoes work. Work on the inside. Yeah, but the truth is that we do and we've known for quite some time. Because of brave people like Helen Hunt. Yeah. They spin around. People like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton. Yeah.

That's why we know. And you know, the thing about Twisters is that they are very quick really. They don't tangle around. Yeah they only take like two or three minutes to put together. So we kind of, in fact, we said at the start, we said, hey what about if we just say, hey this is crazy, there's lots of twisters around. Helen Hunt is in Mad About You. I know I had to compete with her when I was in news radio.

I loved news radio. You weren't in news radio. You were in Spin City. You were in Spin City. Yeah, that doesn't, with Barry Bostick. And also the guy that plays me was in an episode of Spin City. Also the guy that plays you was in Taxi, which is with Danny DeVito, who was also in another TV show called Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Folks, you are joining us for a fun game of the Kevin Bacon rule, where with Marty McFly, Doc Brown and Yann- I think it's Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Oh, yeah, that. Can you connect people with six degrees? I guess, yeah. Have I misread it? Have I misread it?

We were just having industry talks. I think you've over-adjusted it. I'm sorry, sorry. I think you're trying to force something into this. Can I tell you what is happening? You're trying to define what this is. I'm trying to put a label on it. That's not how it works.

Me and Dr Brown, he doesn't want to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put a label on it. I'm trying to put what this is. Can I tell you what this is? I'm trying to put a label on it. And it's, you know.

That's not how it works. OK. Me and Dr. Brown, he doesn't want to put a label on it. I don't want to put a label on what we have together, Marty. Yeah. I don't know. You figure, Mom. We go back in time.

We recently got feedback. And I muck around in the background. We recently got feedback that this podcast, for a first-time time listener is quite hard. Impenetrable. Yeah, impenetrable is a great word. I met someone recently that said, Oh, you do a podcast. For those of you just joining, I'm a returning character.

Actually, I first came on way back in a day and I sang a little song. Yeah, I'm Yandub Bont. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean, that's kind of my history. I think I was upset because My wife divorced me, but I've got a new wife Directed speed in real life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you direct twisters? I did direct twisters. The legacy sequel?

There's a new twisters and I didn't direct but I was on set a lot. I was just you know checking in I did some running, you know, hey, coffee orders, long black, flat white. Oh, how almighty have fallen. Did you really be a runner? It's just to be close, you know, because I am still a producer, you know, I'm still an emie, but I don't really direct anymore. I've got kind of sullied by it because I was supposed to do AI, you know, and I was, I'm still upset that I didn't go. You didn't do AI?

I didn't do AI. Really? Is this a real fact? AI, you know, and I was, I'm still upset that I didn't do AI. Really? Is this a real fact? You didn't do the movie AI or you didn't do, you didn't go to JGP. This is my old friend, Dr. Brown. I'm Dr. Brown. He helps me figure my mom.

I know about science stuff and all that kind of stuff. I often say, what are we? What is this? And he says, I don't want to define it. You understand when you're older. You finger your mom back in time and that's how we roll. Don't question it, baby. And I'm just like, oh, but it feels weird.

And he goes, you'll understand when you're older. You know, it's funny because no one ever sort of like raises a red flag and goes, hey, this high schooler shouldn't be hanging out with this old man who's building a bomb for the Libyans. Yeah, it's full in high school. He's building a bomb for the Libyans. Why are you building a bomb for the Libyans? Wait, is that really happening in the film? I don't remember that plot point.

The Iranians, isn't it? No, it's Libyans. Libyans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me, I was on set with Robbie Zemeckis. So have you come to... I was running, doing coffees, you know. You guys got waters? Make sure you write your name on the bottle for some reason, even though you're going

to throw the bottle out for some... but they get you to write it on them. It's for green. It is for green. We like to pretend, but we don't care. Can I tell Broden what is happening here? Please. Broden, we are right now at the premier restaurant in Hollywood. Are you talking about the Hard Rock Cafe?

We are at the Hard Rock Cafe of Hollywood Boulevard. Me, Marty and Dr Brown. You're Marty. Look at that. It's the same jacket. You're Marty. It's a very similar jacket to the jacket that Terminator wore. Oh yeah, right on there.

Terminator. And it's the charred shirt that Bruce Willis wore in Die Hard 3. Which, oh you DP'd. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Yeah, I did DP. I did DP Die Hard. Did you do Vengeance? Die Hard with a Vengeance?

I didn't do Vengeance, no. So what's happening here is we are having a meeting, just a talk and a chat with Yon de Bon about possibly directing the legacy sequel idea we've had. Yeah, it's called the Back to the Future unofficial remake. Finger in his mum. fingering his mum, fingering his mum remake. Yeah, listen, I like it. I think it's got something.

You like back to the future, unofficial remake, fingering his mum remake? Well, yeah, I'd like to develop some of the characters, but, you know, for an elevated pitch, I think it's quite strong. At Planet Hollywood? Yeah, well, I wanted to meet at like a nice restaurant at the bottom of a hotel, maybe in, you know, like... Chadston? Well, no, probably like, you know, like, what's nine, Beverly Hills?

Yeah. 90210. 90210. That's good, Jan. Or maybe Studio City. Yeah. Melrose Place. Was Melrose Place a sequel to Nanotubular? Spin-off, yeah.

Was it actually? Yeah. So was the OC. No it wasn't. The OC is not a sequel, no? Or a spin-off? I just thought... It's a sequel to The Hills. The Hills, The Hills.

The Hills have eyes. The Osborns? No, the Hills have eyes. The hills have eyes. The Osborns. The Osborns. That's a funny crossover. We just, uh, we're dissociating now. Is that all we're doing? It just comes back to that concern I had before of being inaccessible. I just want to point out the inaccessibility aspect and I want to, I want to, I want to

dispute that. And there's a few, there's a few points. Please. The Doc Brown, Marty McFly thing, this is not an in-joke. You know what I mean? Like, anyone, like, whatever it is, this is it. There's no more unique. But you're wearing stock.

This is not a bit we do. This is not something that you have to be like, I don't understand. Like you understand as much as I understand. Yeah, what you're doing is you're overthinking things. It's as simple what you see as what you get. Yeah. What I see. What's on the box is what's in the box.

It's the two characters from Back to the Future. Yeah. And Jen DeBont. Whoop! To a place where they're unrecognizable. Having a meeting with Jen De Debon, director of speed. And if I'm being honest, you know, 10 minutes ago, I didn't know who Jen Debon was. And now I do.

I've learned that through the characterization. Thank you. You know, like, I don't need to understand the history to know the history because it's built into the character. I loved your festival show. Oh, thank you. Doc Brown did a festival show. Yeah, I did a little festival show. Yeah. Yeah you. Doc Brown did a festival show. Yeah, I did a little festival show.

Yeah, you didn't, it was silent. It was completely silent. At the Melbourne Comedy Festival? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was so proud of him. Doc Brown did a comedy festival show. His wife was there? Yeah.

But she doesn't talk to me and I don't know why. Why? What did you do? I don't know, man. I don't know what this is. I was just skateboarding. I can actually tell you why she doesn't talk to me and I don't know why. Why? What did you do? I don't know, man. I don't know what this is. Skateboard on. I can actually tell you why she doesn't like you. It's because you keep going back in time to finger your mum. And she doesn't like that.

But you're the facilitator of that. I'm the facilitator of that and I'm on your side, Marty. Like it creates tension in your relationship. And it actually creates tension and arguments. If you could go back in time and finger your mum, bear in mind my mum in 1955 was smoking hot. Yeah, Caroline in the City. Honey.

Caroline in the City, a real 10 out of 10 babe. And she wants it. She was an absolute babe. Or still is a babe. Can you blame me? Stop trying to copy my accent, okay? What are you talking about? You said blame.

I didn't mean it. I've got the ear of an actor. Well, an actor would be able to like consistently sort of stay in an accent. I've got the ear of a pig one ear. I've sort of pig's ear onto my ear because I'm a doctor of science. Hang on. He's a doctor of science. He's a science doctor. He's a doctor of science and time travel. Yeah, so you have three ears, one's a pig or two ears one's...

I took off one ear, I chucked it in the bin and then I put a pig ear on it. So hi, Doc Brown, Jen DeBont, DOP, EP, Director. You got that? Does that mean that your ear does not sweat?'ve got one year that does not sweat it all Pigs don't got one year that does not sweat and count and cannot look up Well a pig can't look up. He can't look up. I don't know if this that's a thing I was a bad dog that was in the movie Shaun of the Dead about dogs, but it's true about pigs That's what they got wrong in Sean of the Dead.

There's a lot of factual inaccuracies in Sean of the Dead. Hey, dogs can look up. All they do is look up. Yeah, dogs look up a lot, pigs can't look up. No, I don't think that's true. Pigs can't look up. I don't think, I'd like to. Show me a pig looking up.

Can we bring up a... Thank you so much, yeah. Can we bring up a big pic on this? Just put it in the middle of the table. Sorry, they're bringing the chilli fries. Just put it in the middle of the table. So, y'all. Plant Hollywood.

Chilli fries. Plant Hollywood. Can I get some poppers? You want some jalapeno poppers? Yeah, jalapeno poppers. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. Can we get a couple of plates of jalapeno poppers? Thank you.

Oh, you're coming right up. Oh, hello. That was a character. Yeah, wow. Wow. That was great. Thank you. I'd like to put you in my're coming right up. Oh, hello. That was a character. Yeah, wow. Wow. That was great. Thank you. Maybe we could incorporate it.

I'd like to put you in my movie Twister 3. Twister 3. Yeah. Wow. Sponsored by KFC. KFC Twister 3 sponsored by KFC. Yeah, for some reason we got big sponsorship, so. Because they do a thing called a Twister.

I think they do. Yeah, no they do. They do. Hang on. Yeah. Twister 3 is sponsored. KFC does a Twister. It's like a chicken do. Yeah, no they do. They do. Hang on. Twister 3 is sponsored. KFC does a Twister. It's like a chicken wrap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

KFC, it's a delicious treat. I've never had KFC before. Can you explain it? So, so you take it. Can you explain it in like a less annoying voice? Is it the problem for you? I think so. This is who he is.

I can feel this one. KFC is a restaurant I started. What? I started KFC. No, Colonel Sanders did. Yeah. Think about this. Look at Colonel Sanders.

Look at a picture of Colonel Sanders. Well, he's kind of got big star sunglasses and a yellow fedora on. Yeah. Oh, it's you. It's me. Think about this. Colonel Sanders didn't exist, then one day he rocks up with a chicken restaurant in a DeLorean?

That's crazy. Do you really want me to change the voice? No. Jan de Bond is about to shoot Marty McFly with a Nerf gun. I don't want you to change, but I can criticise. Well, not until you sign that dotted line to make our artificial remake. That's right. That's good negotiation. Now Ben, I mean Jan's holding a rifle at Marty McFly. Yeah look I've got proper trigger discipline. Never put your trigger,

your finger on the trigger, unless you are ready to shoot. Okay? We learned that during the war. What war? The Boar War. The Boar War! You're in the Boar War? Yeah! That's crazy, man. In 19, the turn of the 20th century? It was a turn of at least...

Is this a time travel thing or a real health thing? Talk about Back to the Future. What are we talking about here? Back to the Future. Here I am. I mean, talk about Back to the Future, this guy's going back to the past. Let me drill down on that a bit more. Can you talk? Yeah, let's drill down. I like to drill down because in back to the future, they don't, they go to the past.

No, and then they go, we've got to get back to this time's future. Back to the present, but to them it's the future. Yeah, but then it should be called back to the present then. Let's catch you. But it's the future where they are. I remember bringing this up to Bobby Zemecki. You know Bobby Zemecki? I would love to meet him.

You have met him because we did the film. Oh yeah, sure, sure. We're in the film. We were in Flight. We're both in the film. Flight with Denzel Washington. I wasn't. He directed Bobby Zemecki.

No, but we were in... We were in Back to the Future. But I never met him. Michael J. Fox met him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no wasn't. But he directed Bobby's… No, but we were in… We were in Back to the Future. But I never met him. Michael J. Fox met him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Michael J. Fox doesn't exist. Oh. Marty McFly and Doc Brown are real.

Right. And they got us because we could play the characters real. And they said… And they said we were actors, but we weren't because we… Could we travel through time before that happened? Yeah, we traveled through time heaps. That's why you fingered your mum. Oh, right.

Can I ask, did you want to finger the mum? Not until I saw how much of a smoking hot babe she was in the 50s, right? You didn't care about like, you know, incest or... Oh, I cared, yeah. That's why I only think of her. Maybe you've got to pray. Because, you know, you might be interested to know. I'm not. I'm not.

It's just hand and finger stuff. Yeah, that's not incest. That's not incest. Yeah. That's not incest. The biggest moral issue around incest is the deformed babies. Yeah, but I think that's a multi-generational thing. The actual issue around incest is the deformed babies. Yeah, but I think that's a multi-generational thing.

I think you have to do, like, you have to fuck your mum a lot. Right. Not, I mean, put them to... You're telling me I've got to fuck my 1955 mum? Yeah, I'm telling everyone out there in La La Land, Hollywood, Tinseltown, that you can just go crazy, but only once. Only once. Only once. Only once. It's only when you start, it's a copy of a copy kind of situation.

So are you on board with this? No, I think it's really disturbing. But the movie? The movie. Yeah. Twister 3? No, the one we're pitching to you. Sponsored by KFC.

We're pitching to you. Okay, pitch it to me. Go, go, go. We get KFC to sponsor this as well. Yeah. So. But you invented KFC. I invented KFC but I'd no longer, they threw me out of the company.

Yeah, it's like a. Because of going back in time to finger different mums. Like they were just like, that's not the brand. You still own shares? Are you still a shareholder? Yeah, I have shares in KFC. But you're not on the board. I'm not on the board anymore.

I'm not on the, I'm not a, you know. But I. Can you get free key in KFC. But you're not on the board. I'm not on the board anymore. I'm not on the, I'm not on the, you know. But I- Do you get free key in KFC? Oh, like I just make it myself because I invented it. Why? Yeah. Like why would I go to the restaurant when I do that? Well, because the infrastructure's there.

Yeah. Like if you fry chips at home, they're not going to taste like KFC chips. It splats all over your tiles. That's not true. It splats all over your tiles. It splats all over your tiles, you splats all over your tiles. Splats. Splats. Yeah, and you're a splashback.

You got a splashback? Yeah, you got a splashback. When you're cooking fried chicken, it splashes back on the tiles in your kitchen. And I hate going to the doctor's house. It's always got chicken fat all over the kitchen. It's really gross. Oh, your house has chicken fat everywhere because you don't buy KFC. You cook KFC at home.

I cook KFC at home, yeah. So at least carbon in chicken fat, man. It's like, it's crazy. It's just like, it's so crazy. It stinks of like, style chicken fat. It stinks so bad. And it stinks of cum as well. What? Because I can't stop cumming. Like every time I make chicken, I get so horny. Jesus, Doc Brown.

I mean, that's the thing. And he's always telling me about it. And then it bleaches the walls. The cum bleaches the walls. Yeah, cum is bleach, Trent. That's a callback. Now that is an in-joke. That is an in-joke now. It comes back to that making it.

It has these qualities, yeah. It's not good. No, it is bleach. It is bleach. The last episode. Oh my, this episode is inaccessible. Yeah, now it's inaccessible. Now it's inaccessible because we're making a joke about the fact that cum is bleak.

I would argue before it got to that point there was elements of this which no one could understand. I just don't know why you would listen to this. It doesn't make sense to me. I met a person recently and they said, oh, you have a podcast in relation to this one. I said, I'll listen to it. And and I said please don't. And I thought that's not a good sign that I'm saying to someone I'm meeting, please don't listen to my podcast and maybe I need to check myself. Because usually in podcasts people are like, hey, I'm going to listen to this history podcast

about ancient Rome or I'm going to listen to True Crime. I've been there. Well that would be great. That's a great, that's perfect. We can get new listeners if we talk about the places you've been, people of history podcasts. Great, yeah, I'm really keen on that. Wellness podcasts?

Should we pitch our movie? You could do wellness, like mental health. Everyone's talking about that, eh? We could talk about history and mental health and how different cultures throughout history approached the subject of mental health. Yeah, but also like think about other podcasts, you know, you talk about like maybe if there's little pranks that you do on each other.

Oh yeah, pranks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's start with a bit of Rome. Okay, what do you want to know about ancient Rome? What was Rome like? Rome was covered in cum. Yeah we went back there. I just feel... It was just... Have you heard about Pompeii? Because I can talk a lot about Pompeii. So when Mount Vesuvius erupted obviously the entire...

like it buried the city of Pompeii. Yeah, we actually did some research when we were filming Volcano, starring Tommy Lee Jones. Okay, great, this is awesome, we're starting a discussion on these two places. And so now a lot of people actually think, you know, it's called the pyroclastic flow, which is ash and hot gas from the volcano that buried the city. But in actual fact, it was cum. I tried to explain that to the studio and I said, no, just make it all lava. Because we're not ready. We're not going to do a big river of cum. It's like in the film, okay, so you know in the film Interstellar, they show a black hole

and it's very accurate as to what a black hole looks like with one thing. The light rotating towards you would be blue shifted and the light rotating away from you would be red shifted, right? Because of the speed that that light travels around the black hole. But they thought it's too hard to explain, let's just make it look uniform. You're a scientist and it's a similar thing to volcanoes with cum. All volcanoes erupt cum. No, erupt cum. No, no, that's true. I've done on volcano, I did a lot of research.

Starting with Tommy Lee Jones, it's about a volcano that erupts. It comes out to the ground in LA. And really only hurt by the closely timed release of Dante's Peak. Well, it was one of those types of things, you know, like one studio brings out a deep impact, the other one brings out Armageddon. One brings out a Mug's wife, the other one brings out White House Down. Deep impact. Yeah. Yeah, so, um. And this has fallen. And we were shocked to, we talked to a bunch of volcanologists.

We went down into the crust. And that's the Crestallis in the, one of the gladiators. Bubbling with cum. Yeah, it's bubbling with cum. It's bubbling with white hot cum. This cum is so hot that it's gone into gas and then gone back to liquid. Yeah, that's hot cum. We went back to Pompeii for the eruption and I said, I can't wait to see the lava.

And he said, just wait. And I said, oh my lord, it's cum. And that's the problem, the most dangerous thing about any… It's like Jurassic Park, you know how dinosaurs actually have feathers. Feathery little fellas. But Jurassic Park says, no, we don't care about feathers. Yeah. Well, two questions.

Sorry, what did you say? I was just going to say, I was just going to say in, in, in, in Pompeii, you know, people could have made it away. They could have made it away. But the problem is whenever you have a volcanic eruption, people just can't resist gobbling up all that cum. And that cum is so hot. I tell you what, did they live differently to now because I don't think that would happen now.

No, no, no, because when we were down there we went to a bunch of active volcano sites, we went to Hawaii. Hawaii? Yeah. Where else? We went to Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines. Did you go to the volcanoes of LA because that's what the movie's about? No, there's no volcanoes in LA.

That's why the movie is good. Because there's no volcanoes. Because the volcano. What if there was? Yeah, exactly. Thank you, doctor. Oh, but that's not true. Sometimes in movies.

No, movies aren't true. Well, our one is. Yeah, our one is. That's a different thing. Yeah, you have't true. Well, our one is. Yeah, but that's what... Yeah, our one is. That's a different thing. Yeah, you have to say based on a true story. Right. And you, but that's the thing, because volcanoes obviously not real because it's not calm.

Because it's lava. And that's what I thought when I was watching it. I thought... So, where does lava come from? Well, come like a dick, I guess, now. No. No. Come is lava, like the floor, right?

But what is, where did Hollywood get this idea, this notion of lava? They looked at Fanta. No. No. Can I say? Yeah, please. So, there was an actor in the 1930s and he was in a film opposite Humphrey Bogart and he didn't know how he needed to come.

So it was a volcano, it was like an adventure movie set in Africa and they had a volcano erupting and this actor's sole job, it was a miniature of a volcano and his sole job was to come in the hollow of the volcano and he had to come. No that's... That's is this is this not a... No no no I'm saying it happened. But that is Jackass. This was a Jackass movie. So I'm thinking of Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, you think of Johnny Knoxville and maybe Steve-o

Yeah, and also the original Pontius. It is still in the 30s. It's the original Jackass from the 30s Yeah, right. It's the original the original Skateboard Bros in the 90s. Yeah, it's like it's like the Not right grads. What's the the depression? It is like Rugrats. Little rascals. Little rascals. Every generation has their Jackals. It's your Stewie, I'm Peter Griffin.

Say boys, say boys, we're going to get into this automobile and tattoo each other. Your Robert the talking dog. Yeah, exactly. Do you have anything else about Rome before we go? Should we pitch the idea to him? Yeah, okay, go for it, go for it. But first, give me some Rome. Yeah, give us some more Rome. I can give you as much of Rome as you want.

So in the film Gladiator, right, there's, you know, praised for its, there's a lot of historical inaccuracies, a lot of accuracy. So the battle formations at the beginning, there was a lot of accuracies there. But then the Romans broke ranks, which they never would have done. In the Colosseum, there were things that happened in the Colosseum that they didn't, that they thought audiences won't believe

this. They had full naval battles in the Coliseum and instead of water they used cum. They got back to the cum again. It always comes back to cum. It always comes back to cum. Follow the money. Pirates of the Caribbean? Pirates of the Caribbean was originally called Pirates of the Cumberbean. Cumberbean. It's not right. And I've been coming. Was it war? Come on, here we go. Okay, fine, turn it down, mate. Turn it up, I say. What is this? What is happening now? He made a crack.

Listeners will love it. Make sure to phone in and tell people, hey, Jane de Bon sent me here. Yeah. So here's the, shall we do the pitch? Yeah, pitch it to me, baby. One more time. So we're putting together a package. Obviously, you've talked to our management. I've not talked to anyone's management.

Oh, sure. Well, I think basically we're gonna try and put together a package we'd love to bring you on as a director. Well pitch it to me first I want to agree to it. Okay all right so. I don't really direct anymore either. Have you seen Back to the Future? Yeah I've seen Back to the Future. I was on set, I ran, I was a runner, I got coffee, I did also I like chat people for lumps. Oh, that's good. Oh Wow testes or breasts everything To know lumpiest part of the body I

Would say the head it's a lumpy. It's a lumpy part of the body when you actually Lumpy, it's a lot lumpier than what she is I bet, I bet if I ran my fingers across your scalp Broden. Yeah. I would pick up a bunch of lumps. Now you haven't done a film since Tomb Raider. That's true. Which one? I don't want to. Cradle of Life. Yeah. Oh wow. Were there more than one Tomb Raider movies? I was supposed to do AI but I did Tomb Raider. And they did not like it one bit. Nobody liked that film You made speed yeah, Twister. Yep speed to cruise control I did that one was not as good the haunting and Tomb Raider. No volcano

No, I did. I just it's one of those You know when they put a different director on it like Like Alex Garland pretty much directed Dread is the story. I don't want to say that for sure but he wrote Dread but he was very very involved in the day to day of the shooting of it as well. Fun fact, that's for my other podcast. The cum version of Volcano is so much better because they had to reshoot the entire film. Yeah, there's another cut somewhere. The studio's locked it all up. And it's crazy because no one dies.

It's everyone, like, he jumps out of the train and like in the Volcano movie he dies. And he goes, ah! And in the cum version he just jumps out and goes, ugh! Yeah. There's cum everywhere. He says, yuck! And then he goes, wait a second. And then he gobbles it up. This isn't bad. He gobbles it all up.

And they save the day because LA just goes out there and gobbles up all that cum. The only people that ever saw the cum cut, besides creatives, was for its out of competition screening at Khan and it was so poorly received that they made him reshoot all of the volcano seeds with lava. And that's why my name isn't on volcano. Yeah. Why? Because I directed the cum cut but then they got you know some other joker in.

They booed the fridge critics made of it. They got some other joker in to do. I've done, in my career I've done like 12 different cum cuts and they've all been rejected. They always go to Cannes out of competition and they always get a hideous response. Release the cum cut. So I'll just quickly pitch this movie for you. We're going to do, it's a six hour movie roundabout. We're going to do the entire plot of the entire Back to the Future trilogy.

But we're not gonna learn the lines. We're not gonna learn the lines. We're gonna do a remake of Back to the Future trilogy and we're gonna do it like now. It's like six hours. You have to pay us a million dollars now and we'll then just do it and we'll share it on our phones. No production. So when we go back to 1955, we'll just like say stuff to make it clear. Like, oh my God, look, all the cars are old.

And I'm Broden. Broden's Broden. All right, I don't mind this. And yeah, we just do it from memory. The only difference significantly more explicit in the mum fingering. Yeah, it's, it's, I'm out. Oh, so you're out. I'm out now. Okay. I didn't know about that. Who are we going to get to replace Broden? Um, I mean, we are talking to Mel Gibson. Yeah, we're talking to Mel. We're talking to Mel Gibson. Well, I've been sending him

a lot of messages. I've been talking to him. He's not really talking back. Why? Didn't he just refuse to talk back? I've just sent him a lot of messages hanging around his house. Mad Mel they call him. Yeah, Mad Mel. Why?

Because he's not well. You know there's a video you can look up of him changing a tire and a guy coming up to him going, hey, you Mel Gibson, you you changed the tire and he's like, yeah And then he goes couldn't you help me change his tire and the guy turns his camera off and helps him change the tire That's a video you can look up and anyone can see it And we've we've talked to the guy that shot it and we're very close to getting the rights for it We don't know how we'll incorporate it into our film. No, that's going to be a separate film. It's going to be called Twister 4.

Okay, I'm back on board. That's what we're hoping to pitch. We're going to go to Netflix and Apple TV in two days and we're pitching, you get for the price of one movie, we're going to shoot it as one, you know, like how they did the sequels. Like Lord of the Rings. Yeah, like Lord of the Rings. And that's actually how we did Tomb Raider 1 and Tomb Raider 2.

And that's how we did Back to the Future 2 and 3. I did. You didn't. I absolutely did. Alright. I was there, Broden. Okay. Running coffees or?

I ran, got a coffee for someone. But I was directing. I directed. I love directing and I love being a cinematographer mm-hmm okay a director of photography. That water bubbled in a satisfying way when you drank that water. And audibly so yeah yeah something for the listeners. Oh yeah I did it again that's nice. That's satisfying. That reminds me of the sound of when a volcano erupts with bubbling cum.

Yeah, yeah. And on that, I'm gonna end this episode. You're going to, that's it, that's all. I'd like to. What are you gonna call this episode? Back to the Future. I never found out the pitch. Back to the Future, the cum cut.

You never got me the pitch. We told you. We're gonna reshoot Back to the Future. We're gonna reshoot, the whole trilogy is one film But we're gonna improvise the lines and do no Costume shot on phones and we need a million dollars We're gonna pocket all the money and we'll just say things like oh look all the buildings are old You know fuck it. I'm in yeah, you're in and that just look at a real car ago. Oh look. It's an old Chevrolet

And that's how look at a real car ago. Oh look. It's an old Chevrolet. That's how the that movie was made You can catch Greg Larson on his Greg Larson podcast you can catch Ben It we do what what will you what do you want? Um follow me on Yeah Could I promote something? Yeah. We'll be uploading our remake of Back to the Future to the Grouse House channel in a month. I don't know when this comes out. Are you happy to commit to that? I don't know what to plug. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know when this comes out. Can I plug something? Yeah.

Masters of the Air on Apple TV. You like that? It's a really good show. What is it about? It's like the spiritual sequel to Bander Brothers in the Pacific. Oh really? I would actually like that. It's a really good show. Pacific No Good. No, the Pacific is great.

I don't like the Pacific. I love Bander Brothers. I've rewatched Bander Brothers many times. I love Bander Brothers. I would like to plug The Sympathizer on HBO. What's that about? It's about a North Vietnam spy who is working in South Vietnam and he goes to America. And Robert Downey Jr. is in it in multiple roles.

That sounds really cool. I would love to promote, there's a little movie, it's quite big actually, it's The Truman Show and if you think that Jim Carrey. He's a film director. I directed that. No you didn't. Yeah I did. No you did. Yeah I did.

Peter Weir? Peter Weir. No no no, Peter Weir came in because, a lot of people don't know this, you know how he's trying to sail to get out? That's on a big, big lake of cum. Is that not the original film? Is that not the film? Release the cum cut. Yeah, release the cum cut. The true cum.

True cum. No, well, I just wanted to say if you think Jim Carrey is just a funny actor. Guess again. Guess again. He has some pathos in this film. Yeah. It will shock you. Can I plug one more thing? Yeah, please.

Can I just plug, um, if you want a smooth smoke? Don't, don't think that's what we try to do here. Yeah, yeah, hurry. They're very cool. I think you'll have to bleep that. I think legally you have to. Legally you have to, yeah.

I don't think you can legally do that. Don't promote cigarettes. Okay, okay, okay, what about this? No, no. I enjoy. One upping one another. I enjoy. And no, no, nothing gets me more excited.

Whoever's editing this, blur the footage as Ben. No, you're gonna set the lines off. Beep. Beep all lines off. Beep beep beep all of this. Stop and you've lost... What's in it we don't know. What a bunch of motley crew this has been. Can I plug something? Yeah one more thing. If you don't have a lot of money you want to get really fucked up. Don't Just No just get one of them big No

No Zach No No No Thanks for listening Yeah Remember Yeah! Do you remember? Uh, uh, uh... We'll see you next week! Goodbye!

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