Aunty Donna Podcast - Best Of Patreon Podcast MINI EP

Starting point is 00:00:00 Antipod. Hey everybody, here are a collection of our favorite goofs and gags from the Patreon subscriber only podcast. If you sign up to our Patreon you get bonus podcasts every month. Also if you sign up by the end of this month you'll get a rippin new podcast next week. Shhhhhhh. Hahaha. Um, uh, burden for some reason when we started the recording of this podcast grab the uh, monitor

Starting point is 00:00:27 that Tom uses. A small lizard. What? A small lizard. Is there a lizard called a monitor? Yeah. Oh really? Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:00:36 That's far more interesting than the story I was going to tell. Oh no. For context, we've just come back from our big American tour. We're back in Errol's studio and um and the spirits of our past is here as well. Oh, sorry, I'm just going to put my hand up and say that's not the spirits of the past. What? I've got my asshole open at the moment and I'm just sort of letting go. Oh, sorry.

Starting point is 00:00:57 Oh! I just closed it up. No, I was just letting out some gas. Uh, pick which, we're going to vote and Sam standing in the corner of this room on his phone tom's here to vote which video we are going to commentate first. It is men who fight like kangaroos. Can we refrain from- That's just, I'm just-

Starting point is 00:01:21 I'm not refrain from any comments or leananing's preferences to all of them have been read Absolutely. Yeah, very absolutely. I feel like you guys are gonna escalate the joke No, they know I just be me working with you guys for six years. No, I'm understanding the dynamic But I feel ready the first one again Are you gonna fight? I Can you read the first one again? Are you gonna fight? I am going to try my hardest not to express how I feel or how my vote will go when you read out the first one. Yes. God, I feel like I'm in the jury for OJ Simpson.

Starting point is 00:01:58 I like that you've watched that and we can talk about that now. Yeah, it's a great show. I feel like I'm in the factory where they make OJ. Just orange juice. You're going to stop. You're going to stop with your bad attitude. All right, let's see how we go. Let's just read out the first men who fight like.

Starting point is 00:02:19 See, can I raise my hand here, Proto? I think that some members of this group are not taking our comedic podcast seriously. And I think I agree, and I think we need to sit down and have a talk about it. Okay, let's do this, let's do this. Broden. Broden, what's going on, man?

Starting point is 00:02:37 What are you doing? What do you mean? What's with this silly business? Reading out video names. Broom. Mark's trying to do a fart fart joke and you keep getting in the way. All right, how you guys been? I've been very well. Thank you. Frightening, Carol, I love you.

Starting point is 00:02:54 I'm gonna be any, does it keep your head warm? Well, yes it does, I certainly does. So everyone, try to talk to you for a second. Yeah. Yeah. The singing's just sort of my thing. Can I join in? Hey guys, what is going on?

Starting point is 00:03:13 Are you having a conversation about bongs? I wanna join in. Oh yeah, sweet. I can't do you do. La la la la la la la la la la la. Well, we're all sit. Whoa. Wow. What? Whoa. What's that? La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la No, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's time and we're on the podcast and we're doing a podcast and it's really early and you didn't ask for this but you're getting it.

Starting point is 00:04:10 La la la la la, back to Zach. Because the thing is that I have a small penis but I have an incredibly long foreskin. Hmm, like. I know. Yeah. I could, when I, where my penis ends, if I put an elastic band around that and then just keep the rest of the, the four skin, put things in it, put a thing around that, it kind of turns into like a swag.

Starting point is 00:04:33 It's like an average sized swag. That's for your job, isn't it? You need that for work. I need that for work, of course. But any of the things people do for their jobs, like they will... Isn't interesting. Like, you know, someone will... Like, chefs will never have facial hair, you know, because... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:54 It's very interesting. Chefs often have their own set of knives. They bring that into work. Hairdresses have their own set of scissors. Really? It's for like their own scissors. Yeah. Yeah. Hairdresser will have a, my partner's mom was a hairdresser in her early 20s. She still has a set of scissors that she bought in the 70s because that's what they do. It's like

Starting point is 00:05:19 a trade. You have your scissors. You bring that to whatever job you do. I didn't really, you sense that? No jokes. God, you sense some guardian article the other day on the feed about Heston, what was that? I just that he's not balding, he just chooses to shave his head. Really? Is that true? Yeah, 100%.

Starting point is 00:05:37 Why? Well, I've heard two reasons. One is because he has curly hair that he's not a fan of. The other is because k has curly hair that he's not a fan of. The other is because kitchens get very hot so initially he used to shave it you know to let the heat escape because the thick head of hair as someone with a thick head of hair it gets very hot under there. I have no idea. I should have read that article. I don't know what you're about. I just just do like I've told you guys that a lot. Have you?

Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah I've told you that so many times and you guys just ignore me. That's why I shared the article as proof rather than saying it. Right. Right. We got a tweet the other day from Sam Kelly who is a listener saying when we did release the last podcast they said Zach has now told the Heston fact on three separate podcasts. So this is a Patreon only podcast but I'm gonna make sure we send this to Sam Kelly I'm gonna make sure Sam Kelly gets a link to this.

Starting point is 00:06:46 That breaks my heart. I'm so sorry, Zach. I'm so sorry. We just said, I wonder if we can get into saying it again. That's why I shared the article rather than saying it because I was like, I suspect I've told them. But here's the thing, man. People don't really listen to me.

Starting point is 00:07:11 So there was every chance that I had told you guys that. You said Kelly listens. Thank you, Sam Kelly. You listened all three times. You just refugged time. There you go. Oh, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. No.

Starting point is 00:07:30 I think cats catch. Oh, what's your name, bitch? Back from the grime. Meow meow meow. We want to ask you cats cat. Yes. Meow meow meow. Is that you eating or meowing? We want to ask you cats cat. Yes Miao Miao Miao. Is that you eating or meowing? Meowing.

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Starting point is 00:08:50 I hope that's okay. Right now, we're gonna put the cat down. When he comes back in the room. Yeah, all right, let's do it. Who's gonna do, I think Broden has to do it. I think we're gonna do it, yeah. I think we're gonna do it humanely. We're gonna put a little needle in his back back lower back. I was thinking I've got this

Starting point is 00:09:07 I'm gonna put it in the sleep. I've got this ice pick here Oh, yeah that I thought maybe just when it wasn't looking you could sort of drive it into its spine Yeah, yeah in the sort of prison yard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sort of separated to vertebrae from it I got this I got this I got this sharpened soap. I've been working on for the last few months Oh, that's good. That could be in the pen. Does it need to dry anymore? Or is it is it? I got this nice and sharp it'll get right in that cat's little throat because I got a week Tell me so I'm just gonna step out while you do this all right Make sure don't forget to play the cat. I

Starting point is 00:09:38 Yom yom now hello. Hey, man. It's a normal day. Oh hello cats. I love you I'm gonna be a cat. Hey, man. You love you. I'm gonna be talking to me on yom yom yom Hey, man, you're well this walk right there. Well, have you just been in Russia? Some of you've got some weird ass accent Me on yom yom yom yom I love you all Thank you so much for subscribing to the patreon We'd like to thank our guest cat this evening for coming on I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Thank you for listening everyone. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you

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