Aunty Donna Podcast - Blast Off! A Space Adventure with Ben Russell

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Ben Russell returns with some of our favourite characters from the communal farm, this time boarding a spaceship captained by Mark.  LINKS Hear more Rubor and Banru at https://bit.ly/ADPEP314  Keep up to date with Ben Russell at https://bit.ly/BenRussellWebsite  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly & Mark Bonanno  Guest: Ben Russell Producer: James Blake Digital Producers: Nick Barrett & Jim CruseAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. Get our legends among to another RIP episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. Our best friend and Rady Improv King Ben Russell joins us this week as the boys take an interstellar adventure. Remember, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video vision of the podcast over at anti-dONACLUB.COM. Space Station 481 log 6-4-2. Captain... ...girrister?

Captain Mark Jurister. Captain Mark Jurister, one word. Not much to report. Space is pretty empty. Pretty empty. I'm pretty upset after being defeated by Thanos, but I have this robot woman with me and we're playing a little game with a piece of paper. And hopefully some sort of space woman will come and save you're away from I am you're away from I Why? We don't own we don't have Disney or we don't own I and man. We don't what are you fucking kidding me? What would you do? Did I

The suit I'd fly I'd stop world wars I'd fly up into this guy. Well, there hasn't been a world war. Oh, man, we're here, man. Oh, I am the captain of this ship, and I've just been space dog. And you've been dog. I've been space dog. But that was before I got dog.

And now I'm opening up the, they've come into the cabin or the capsule. It's just a little capsule in here. It's the cabin or the capsule. Just a little capsule in here. It's just a tiny little capsule. It's like funny that capsules, they can be, you know, on earth. They're quite small. You put them in your mouth and you're sputting down. But then up here, you're living them. Well, I can't hear you because I haven't put you onto the ship yet.

You're still in the, well, if you you can't hear me then why are you looking in my direction and waiting for me to finish talking? Because I'm an excellent liberator. Oh. So what did I just say there at then? Uh, you said what did I say just then? Okay, what did I say now? You said what did I say now?

Okay, what about now when I... Hello. I love... um... just skipping. Hello, I love just Skippen. He said, hello, I love bum Skippen. That's right, he's good. So I'm going to, I need to decontaminate you first before I let you into. I'll rip you a wee, we've been living clean quite sometimes.

You've been living lane? Clean. A lot of the lane. living clean quite sometimes. You've been living lean, clean, lean, lean, lean. When you live in a city, the contaminants that fill your life every day, they just don't apply out the minute. We're as humans, we're supposed to live in little villages, big communities, big communities. That's the, you know, the smoke. What is that? You know, the stuff that comes through that, making them smoke. What is that? You know, the stuff that comes through it. Simple steam. Steam. It's good to get steam.

Oh, I absolutely love it. I just opened the door. Hello, you know, when I was living, can you fucking address me, place on the captain? I'll let you on the machine. This woman, we were talking about steam for a second. I'm so sorry. I couldn't liberate through all the same. Yeah, yeah, I say love a good steam I don't know if it does anything to you steam, but I love a stain Steam see you sit there and you just steam it out and you just oh, it's hot in here And you steam get all steamed up steam is the expression of water and air the expression. That's right

Hi, my name expression of water and air. The expression. That's right. Hi, my name is Ubo. What's the difference between steam and just like water vapor? Well, what's your name first? My name's Bom Rue. I think, look, I'm not, I don't know what the difference between steam and water vapor is. Once you're hanging on the ice,

I think I've been idea. I think I've been idea. I think I've been idea. I think I've been idea. What are names, that was my name? Bob and Ru. Bob and Ru. No, you're Bob and Ru.

You're Bob. You're Bob and Ben is Ru, Bob. Ru, Bob. Who is that? That's a boy. Is that like your Jarvis? It's just a little boy that we, He came to the community when we were... And now he's all grown up and we raised him.

He was like... Oh, there he is. This entire kangaroo sausage. The eight and entire kangaroo sausage. When he arrived and then part of the community. So to become a part of your community, where are you from? Well, we're from a little place just outside the city, just a little community, but we were we blasted off.

I would say, hmm, you passed it off. You're beginning at the end of last year. What planet are you from? Because you have any idea where you are right now? Yeah. Earth, yeah. We're from a small city, small little community, just just south of Melbourne. Because you have any idea where you are right now? Yeah, from Earth, Earth. Ah! We're from a small city, small little community.

Just south of Melbourne. And we blasted off. We blasted off. Because we didn't know how to end it. And if you don't know how to end something, don't know how to be an end. You know how to begin. You got to blast off. Wait, wait a second. So if you don't know how to end something,

you don't know how to begin or you've got to blast off. Both. You don't know how to end something. You just blast off. Just blast off. I think I feel a blast off right now. Really? No.

Not yet. But soon, maybe in like 10 minutes, 10, 15, I hate to inform you. Yes. But there is no escape from this shit. Oh, we just come back, come the things in the entire world. It's true. It's not bigger than my dick. Is your dick infinite? I'm not sure. I think it's like six inches. Oh, no, it's bigger than your dick.

Okay. Well, I've at the end. You know what I mean? That's what I want to know. And that's what we're on our way, too. We're going to see what is past the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Pluto, well, ERIS, is Pluto part of it? Well, it is part of it.

It's just not a planet. It's a small dwarf planet. What about planet X? Planet X actually doesn't exist. Really? Yes. Anyway, so I've had that. So you've got asteroid belts.

And in the asteroid box, you've got a little dwarf planet. And they're like, hello, we're not quite planets. We're not full spheres. And then you have after that, you've got little dwarf planets and they're like hello, we're not quite planets, we're not full spheres. And then you've got the you've got the you've got the the cloud, the wood cloud, the wood cloud. And then after you've got that, then there's the Helio balls, then after that you've got a bunch of other just space. But after that you've got like different solar systems and after that you've got the galaxy and after that you've got a bunch of other just space. But after that you've got like different solar systems. And after that you've got the galaxy. And after that you've got lots of galaxies. And then after lots of galaxies, what's after that?

Well, I actually know. I actually know. Oh, yeah. Yes. What's at the end of that is the wall of a marble. Because we are actually all in a marble being black. That's a Will Smith, isn't it? Yeah.

That's a Will Smith. But that's true. What happened to Will Smith? I don't see him around. He hit a man on stage. And haven't heard much of him since. Hasn't stopped his career. Did you know that consciousness expands beyond universe?

What? Consciousness, your own consciousness expands beyond what you believe to be space. And guess what your mind is. It's your body, and that's why clean living is so important. Can we just, that's why we only drink each other's we. You only drink each other's we? Yes, he's pissed my piss. Yeah. he drinks my peace. Yeah, well, we've got water on here. So you don't need to do that We've also got Dr. Pepper. You know Dr. Pepper and water. Yeah, we got Dr. Pepper and water

Hydrogen And then two oxygen or is it two hydrogen and one oxygen? No, H2O I don't know if the two's attached to the H of the O it's the H and then two oxygen or is it two hydrogen and one oxygen? No. H2O. I don't know if the two's attached to the H or the O. It's the H. Yeah, two hydrogen. No, I was right the first time. Do you know where water comes from?

The sea? I know where his urine comes from. Exactly. His balls. No. No, urine doesn't come from the balls. Oh, that's, that's semen. That's seaman grow up.

Where does Pistley, Pistley lives in the, in the bladder then? His, Pistley's house is the liver and kidney. Yeah. Is that a liver? Can we just get out of this area? I, we're just still standing at the front of where you've walked in. I'd love to show you through my ship. No. Where I am.

Where I need to be. Not all who wonders are lost. That's a great little thing that I love to say. I'm all who I'm lost. Where I am is what I need. I also love to go on. We sit down in the cafeteria media. Do you know such a minute?

Sometimes I let to go on there and I like to post just lyrics from songs. If I start walking, will you follow me or will you stay here? I just want to get, this isn't usually the area where we hang out. That's on Facebook. We don't have Facebook in space. I have my friends.

Don't you want to know about Facebook? There's on Facebook. There's on Facebook. In the face book. One thousand friends. Wow. And I said, I don't have one thousand friends, but I do have three friends who are very important to me.

Yes. And I think that's what the young people are missing. It's all just like, oh, look at your phones. What am I doing? Who am I? But who are you? And all you need to do is sit down and drink your friends urine. And that's the only social media platform that I love. Would you like to ask? Like, I already quarter of his piss yesterday. And you do, Castle, you're a Guzzler. You just sit down, you ever seen like a real thirsty man at the desert? Well, that's what Ubal is like. We're women, I feel.

Or we are old ladies, yeah. We're old ladies. Would you, what are you pissing into? Each other's mouths. I was straight into the mouth sometimes. Yeah, you're approximated. Or maybe a beaker or a horn like a Viking? A big barrel from Donkey Kong.

A Donkey Kong barrel? Yes, you know those big horns that they... And also, how do they put those horns down? What do you mean? Well, you see the horns and they like all, let's cheers off to a great feast of battle. But they've just got these horns of mead and things like that. Let me just go to the cafeteria on this shit.

Great. Come through. Can I get you anything to eat? Walk with your hips. What? Walk, lead with your hips. Unspace. I'm in space, man.

Okay. First up, what do you think gravity is? What do I think it is? Yeah. No. Well, I haven't, it's the bending of space. Is it? Yeah. You think of gravity, something pushing you down. No, I'm not really. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. No, I just think it's pushing you down. No, I don't. I don't. I'm lifting from your knees. Yeah, lift from your knees. That's what gravity is.

Lead from your knees. Lead from your knees. I've been in, never from your hips. I've been in zero gravity for quite a while. Well, did you know that you don't age as much when you're away from things with mass? What? Yeah, it's true. You don't age.

Your age slows because time slows. Mm. Mm. And I bet you think gravity's pushing you down. you don't age your age slows because time slows. And I bet you think gravity's pushing you down. No, I don't think that's it. I'll look at this, I've done this fellow. Oh, I bought one coffee please. I got a, I'll pay with my pay pass on my telephone. Look at all this has you day.

Gravity's not pushing you down to 12 12 NFTs please 12 cash 12 Beam it's I know what's G pay. Can I pay G pay? I have to subscribe to a patreon Oh, I don't have to top up my Mikey. Oh, oh, can I pay with I um, combat, uh, tap and pay tap and pay? Oh, can I just, can I just, uh, I put that it, can I, what's your, what's your, what's your bank number? Thank you. And I transfer you in doing codes and numbers. Yes, I'll, do you have pay ID? No.

I, I, I blanked out for a second. I'm not sure. ATM fees. Yeah. Did you know that you can, you don't even have to worry about that. He's, it's all on my name. It's all online. You can get online, but stay in the real world.

What are you talking about? Stop thinking about that. I just want to go. Can we sit down somewhere around? I'm not trying to push you down. You're walking around thinking gravity pushing you down. I don't think that. I don't think that.

You look like a cash, paying with cash, paying with card. I bet you're going into all worse and buying thing. You can use your smart watches and saying, oh, look how many steps I've taken. You can pick up a go. Now you order online, it's all worse. You just pick up a go. You go to the self-service checkout.

You can only pay with card here. That's fine. You can have all I want to do is offer you any meal you want, but it'll be in a stick form. It'll be in a... That's simple isn't that simple? What? Wait, man, it's that simple. Right, we're going to add.

All right, let's go to an ad, and then I'm going to come back and find out what these two girls are doing on my ship. And we're back. That was quick. With me, I'm a captain. And I got these two funky girls, these two from a commute hippie girls. Would you call yourselves hippies? You would call us a hippie wouldn't you? The Greeks would call us the ancient Greeks that is.

They might call us witches or because they don't understand our ways. Or Greek or Greek they might call us Greeks. If we were from Greece ancient Greeks. Do you want me to show you to your quarters? Because we're still just in the docking bay, and it's just not a place for socializing. Let me tell you something. How do you think, Gravery? If we were in Spain right now, and we were all from Spain, we would be Spanish.

We would be Spanish. And Spain. Don Quixote. And you would be wandering around going, oh, don Quixote, I will attack the Swinville because it's a dragon. It's not a win mill. It's not a dragon and it's not a win mill. It's your own belief that you're getting pushed down by gravity. What about the Sagrada familiar? What about the Sagrada familiar? No, no, no.

I'm not familiar with the Sagrada. When you wake up in the morning, Mark, how do I get out of bed? Well, here I unstrap myself. I float up. No, no, what do you mean? No, lead with your nose. You've got to feel, okay, look at me. I'm just going to come behind you and I'm just going to place my hands on your hips. Okay. Okay. Can we do this in my, like, in just in a different part of the ship for the love of God? Come here. All right. Okay. So you can see this. This is where you're leading from. You're leading from your little thumb. What are you doing here, by the way?

We're looking last, because we didn't know how to finish. We've lost enough because we didn't know how to finish. So we don't know how to finish. Everything's from your tummy. You're trying to push your chest. Look at your chest. Oh, you're push your chest. Look at your chest, or you're a big man. You want people to think that you're a big man because you think the gravity is pushing you down. But what you would do is lift with your knees and lead with your nose and imagine that you're walking through the space

and everything is honey. You both stink like really bad as well, just by the way. You both smell fucking terribly. Yeah, yeah, the bread smells like piss and your body smells like they are and it's really full on. First, because we drink drinks. Yes, I'm all about like,

I'm all about living natural and stuff. Drink flakens of piss. You know, the second one is because I'd die and it's just a little bit of a piss. So that's the thing. Yeah, it starts to get through. Because of your sweat and piss. Let me ask you something.

Please, for the love of God, ask me a question. When you walk. Oh, no, not if it's about gravity It's about gravity Walking one ticket to a movie. Thank you. Oh, I'll go to this seat that's marked for me And there's someone looking someone there at my seat. They look at me and they say it this the theaters Nearly empty just pick another scene you like no, no, this is my assigned seating please. And they said, okay, no. We have a movie theater here.

We've only got four DVDs though. How do you take the news? Four DVDs. No, four DVDs. Four DVDs, cinemas. There's one of those. I went to Hobart. There's a...

I'm right to watch. This is four DVDs. Twelve DVDs, cinemas. What are the other dimensions? Never been to Hobart. No. Hobart's one. That's one dimension. The next dimension is the flat dimension.

The second dimension is the flat, but in the opposite direction. The third dimension is in out dimension. The fifth dimension is out, but in a different dimension, the second dimension is smell. The third dimension is sight. The fourth dimension is feeling. Water spraying in your face. The second one is being slightly vibrated. The third is sound from a different area. Sounds from a different area. The third is temperature. It's cold. How else do we take things in? If you wake up in the morning, you feel it. If you wake up in the morning, you feel someone's connection. How are you taking that in? How am I taking it? If I wake up? I'd love to see.

Do you think we should give you a, I'd love to see you good-baved in sound. Well, for that, we're just going to have to go to the cinema room. Close your eyes. Now, how would you close your eyes? How? How would you do that? With my, with my, with my, no, walk us through. Walk us through what you're doing when you say I'm going to close my eyes my name is mark Okay, I go So the foot no So what is closing your eyes?

eyelids shut no No, it's closing your eyes is It is working. Working out. Working. It is what is it? Working it is. You know it.

I know it. What do we think it is? Process. No. Peace. No. Livestock. Opening arises.

Opening arises. Lifting it up. And you can't do that when gravity is pushing you down. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes.

Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes.

Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. Opening your eyes. to mass. Come down, come down. You need to do that.

Okay, we just need to shake it off. Okay, we need to shake it off. After this, we're going to give you a nice sound bar. And I'm not talking about one of your movies. I'm talking about us, just bathing you in the sound. You won't be wet, won't be dry. Not from sound. I'll probably be dry, won't be dry. Not from sound. I'll probably dry.

Would you like a glass of peace? I've got one on the go right now. It is, and can I say, can I say, is the yellowest piece I've ever seen? It's like, that's warm, that is steaming. Steaming piss. She gets it so hot. I'm going to look up the pan-to-tone number so people can get an idea of...

Well, there's no time for European Christmas cakes. What? Pantitone. I... That's always dry. Don't you think? Pantitone? Pantitone.

So dry. Here's the thing. He hit a moment of conflict. What do I know? What do I not know? What did he do? Reached for his phone. That's right. Isn't that interesting? Oh, excuse me, I'd like to Bing this. Bing. Bing this or Bing. I don't know something. I'll just Bing it. Every's not his Bing in. I'm stupid. What is it? Panatone.

Panatone. It's just panatone. Panatone. It's just panatone. I got confused with the cake because I know the cake quite well. I've had some with the drink with the dried pear in it. That's pretty good. Mark, why aren't you going to give you something called a sound bar?

Oh God. A sound bar. Yeah. give you something called a sound? Oh, God. All right. Sound. Yeah. Do you know what a sound? It doesn't make me wet and it doesn't make me dry. That's right. No, no. He says, why? Why? He's going to get on the same page. I think it's sound is something pulling him. How do you think of gravity? I think of gravity. Oh, hello. Oh, I've got a reach for the telephone. Go to the telephone booth.

So excuse me, put 40 cents in there. My internet isn't working, but the piss is very elastic, isn't it? Oh, I want a Bing it. You don't want a Bing it. You don't need to. You don't need to Bing anymore. A sound bar. A sound bar. Okay, let me just reach around. No. I'm just cupping you. I'm just cupping you.

Yep. How's that for you? That's good. Now. Close your eyes. Yep. No. My eyes are closed.

I'm just going to cut you. No. I'm just going to cut you. No. I'm just going to cut you. I'm just going to cut you. I'm just going to cut you. Yep.

How's that for you? That's good. Now. Close your eyes. Yep. Now. Close your eyes. Yep. No. No. My eyes are closed.

What do you think? I'm being cupped against my will. What do you think it is? What do I think it is? What do you think it is? What do you think it is? What do I think this is? What do you think it is?

Just it. Okay, because so you go to the store, you say, oh, three groceries. Please. I need some cupboards, I need some sparracles. I love a sparracle. But that doesn't make you pissed taste weird. It's what you say, taste weird, I say, a little bit of a flavor. Because what is taste, but smell, taste is smell. No, no. No. All right.

Look, well, I thought when to, are you piercing? Oh, that's a fresh one. And piss behaves differently in no gravity. It drops around. Flops. Because you don't have gravity, so you've just got surface tension. What? Yeah.

All right. Surface tension. All right. Well, I think it's time for us to blast off. No, don't blast off. I think so. Yeah, I think it is. But I think there's time for us to blast. No, don't blast off. I think so. Yeah, I think it is. But I think there's a way to end this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you. No, you will. Yeah, but yeah, if it's for the next how do I become one of us? No. No. I think that's cool. No, different call. It's my father. Oh, calling from earth.

How do you think that phone works in space? Signals. No. Bames. No. Calling from earth. How do you think that phone works in space signals? No Bames No All right, you tell me Didn't we blast off? I feel like we're done. Yeah, we've already blasted off We need four more minutes of content really I thought that this was going for too long That's why initiate the blast off. Oh, now we're blasted off. Well, we can always blast off from a blast off.

I've impressed the blast off yet. We did. We blast. We blast off the... You gotta let me make some calls. I have to feel like I have to make some calls. What do you think? I'm blast off. I've got a feeling no matter what I say. It's going to be wrong. Yes. That's a fun game isn't it? Oh.

There you go. She's getting it. How about the double the double the double the double the double the double. Oh, you feel wet or dry. I feel crumb. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Your new name. It's a beautiful, beautiful, wonderful. Would you like this warm glass of peace? Straight from my kidneys. Yes. Yes, I would. Your hair is turning. You're not get a purple. The dyed purple.

Ladies, shall we? Blast. We make it a double. Blast. Double Blast. Ah. Harin. Engine throttled.

Good. One. All engines running. Ignition. Glow. We have Blaster. Ah. No. That's one small. One, all in just running. Ignition, we have class stuff.

That's one small blast off kind of a second blast off me. What do you think that I said? I feel you said it last. I tried and I hate it. I, I tried and I hate it. No. I tried the one this and I hate it. No. Because that piss was just so acidic.

What do you think? Why do you think that's so stupid? Why do you think that's so stupid? Why do you think that's so stupid? Why do you think that's so stupid? Why do you think that's so stupid? Why do you think that's so stupid? Yeah, but this is very different.

Maybe if you'd eaten a tomato, the piss would taste slightly different. You know what's happening? Well, still feeling gravity. No know what's happening? No, I'm not. We're in a grab where there's no gravity where we are. Yes, but there's service tension. And yet here we are. I tried your ways. It's not for me. So guess what? I'm gonna blast off. Oh, we good luck. We wish you good spirit. I wish you grand adventures in space. Are you blasting off back to see each other again? I don't think we are. I think we are.

No, I think so. In one life. I'll tell you this much. If I see you again, what do you think? Cowsees. A cowsees? What do you think a cowsees is? It's a prey animal. It's a prey animal.

It's a prey animal. Yeah, it's a prey animal. As in, it is prey. Yes. You think it sees when it's... Not if you're a bladed grass. What do you think a cow seas when it looks to the horizon? Same thing as everything else.

What about sheep with their weird eyes? What do you think a sheep sees? Or goats? They've got those horizontal eyes. Yeah, goats. What do you think about those? ears? Or goats? I've got those horizontal eyes. Yeah, goats. What do you think about those? What do I think about it? Yeah, what if I had?

What if you saw a person with horizontal eyes? What would I think? Yeah, like those sort of, I would think they have goat eyes. Yes. No. No. No.

No. Wrong. Well, I'm blasting off. Okay. I didn't have a good time. No, that's all right. That's natural. Neither of you are people.

What do you think? I like to be around, shut up. So shut the mouth through the space. I want you to imagine that it's thick as the ranking officer. What happens when you walk through the white box? Through the white box. I want you to be like a hot man and someone puts a nut on you.

Yeah, like an oven. Yes. How hot's the pan? It's searing. You are several pine nuts. You're several pine nuts. What do you, what do you think that feels like? A prelude to Pesto.

No. Oh, that was a pretty good answer. Bouncing off the band. You're bouncing and I want you to make your way through the space bouncing off the band. All right. Now, pictures, a color. Purple. No, green. No, blue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, purple no green blue no piss yellow I'm bl- I'm blasting up. I'm blasting up. I'm blasting off. I'm blasting off. I'm blasting off. God damn it. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another I'm blasting off! I'm blasting off! I'm blasting off! Bye! Goddamnit!

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