Aunty Donna Podcast - Boat Month Part 3: We Landed At Herring Island?

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Broden, Mark & Zach are on a boat and finally make it to the island, but what is on the island? With thanks to the On A Boat team – you too can skipper a boat by visiting https://www.onaboat.com.au/ .LINKS Watch the whole of Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe season 1 on ABC iView https://bit.ly/ad-coffecafe . Buy tickets to The Magical Dead Cat World Tour - https://bit.ly/auntydonna-worldtour . Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig . Become a Patreon supporter for full length videos of the podcast http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, Mark Bonanno  Intro VO: Thomas Zahariou Producer: James Blake Social and Digital Producer: Nick Barrett Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon Audio Producer: Darcy ThomsonAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-n-a-production. G'day legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. Broden Mark and Zach are on a boat and finally make it to the island. But what is on the island? If you'd like to watch the boys on a boat, you can get access to the video version and bonus fun content at Anti-DonnaClub.com. Enjoy the podcast! Boat month, boat month, boat month, month of podcast on a boat. Brody Danza, get my gun on a boat, boat month, boat month.

Hello and welcome to Boat Month Part 3. The first episode of Boat Month month not taking place on a boat. We have landed at Herring Island North Landing. No camping. If you're wondering, Herring Island is an island. In the middle of the Yara, it's across from a big highway. Untouched by human men. And, yes, I believe, I believe no human lives or occupies this space. There may be critters, forest creatures. And we haven't actually stepped foot on herring soil yet. We are still on a dock.

We're still on a dock. But we thought we would celebrate a few things. One, should I say before before we celebrate the things, if you are joining us here on boat month, part three, I would recommend you go back to boat month, part one. But I get there's going to be a lot of information. And because I don't want to ruin it because like the whole part one and two about will we get to this island. So now you know we got here. Yeah. So just ignore that we got here. Yeah. So just ignore that and then go back to.

But we are currently on a Jedi name. We haven't actually set foot on the island. We haven't yet. We're still on the Jedi, we're still on the dock. But maybe name this episode, we landed at Herring Island. Put a question mark in the bit so that there's no spoilers in the title. Because if episode three of boat month comes out

and you haven't, and that's the first one you listen to or you even see the title before you see one. Oh, you're young. Oh, sorry. Before you've seen one, then I would like to make sure there are no spoilers. I don't want people to know that we reach it because it was a rocky, well not road. Yeah, no, there was a rocky river to get here.

And this is the first podcast to boat. First podcast obviously to record on this island. First people to be on this island. First people to be on this island now. And I don't think this won't be the whole podcast, but no one's done a full podcast standing. Maybe that's something. We did. But that hasn't come out yet.

Or it has. Or it has maybe has. I also just want to say there has been a lot of conjecture on the ANTI-DONNA podcast and and really boat month in particular about whether or not people there is a belief in the majority of ANTI-DONNA that that people have never set foot on herring island. I want to state for the record, I am of the opinion, considering the jetty, we're standing on the footpaths, and the sculpture park. The numerous sculptures littered throughout Herring Island.

I am of the opinion that some people must have been here, not on every single part of it. There would be some spots that a foot has never been in. And also I walked, I went in a bit before. Yeah, so I think there's been people, Broden, Mark, maybe disagree. I just wanna say that it's not, we're not uniform in that opinion.

No, we're casual in that opinion. Me and Mark are casual. But also it's big thank you to Ona Boat. Big thank you to Ona Bo big thank you to Ona boat for Getting us on the boat for getting us here giving us the boats to be on the boats to be on free and Explaining for us mentioning on a boat God damn it boats a goddamn beautiful If you've never been on a god damn boat stop saying Name in vain to you son of a bitch get on a boat you can say the Fs and Cs more than you can use the Lord's name in Bayon man. I'll fucking say whatever the Jesus can to.

Oh. I'm sorry to all our religious listeners out there. I do apologize for that. And man is. I take it back. And I don't believe in God. And you know what? I take it back.

I take it back. Good. But more exciting than any of this shit is I'm about to announce my success. Success. And I've thought about it long and hard. Yeah. And I've decided that.

Congrats, by the way. Well, I haven't announced it yet. I know, but I'm just saying, congrats to the brodan. Why? I'm not raising. No, what's it about? Be honest. I'm going to be real. I'm pretty sure it's, what's it about? Be honest. I'm going to be real.

I'm pretty sure it's going to be him. How do you know this? He agreed not to drink the champagne for legal reasons. Okay. Well, with all of that out of the way, congratulations, Broden. You are the successor. You are the new captain. I honor you.

Thank you. I support you. I love you. Yeah. I kiss you. And I wish you all the best. And you know, it's done. Easy job. Yeah. You know, and once you get out there on the open ocean, yeah, you'll realize that maybe steering's a little hard. Maybe I make it looking. Maybe. I think you saw me. I think he saw me for context. He knows it's harder than I thought. And to celebrate,

we are cracking open a bottle. This is not to celebrate. Sorry, Mark. Oh, sorry. You can't co-opt this. Oh, let go of it. Oh, so I can open it. Oh, right.

But before you open it, Mark, this is not to celebrate you retiring. Yes, it is. This is to celebrate coming to Herring Island. It's both. No. We bought the champagne for Herring Island. This is vintage 1856. I think this is gonna be absolutely delicious. Before you open it as well bro and I just want to pledge my undying loyalty I will die for you my captain.

This is the terrorist reign of Broden captain has begun. No, I'm just saying that. Well, you don't have to hat yet, idiot. So calm down. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm very gawled and the laws of the land do not apply. I keep your thumb over it. It's a national park. I know that I've been a bottle of champagne. Mark it in your pocket. Don't let out the word on the national park. Put everything else in my pocket. Yeah, just don't let it. We are opening a bottle of champagne to celebrate my succession, my retirement as captain, unless Broden can't steer the boat, in which case I will take over again immediately.

No, you can't. Once you have a super champagne you legally can't. It's the sea law. You fucking see about that? Wow. Ooh. If you're not watching via the Patreon podcast, on Patreon you can watch this, but if you're just listening on Spotify, or the listener app, Mark is drinking all of my champagne. Mark, can I have a little bit?

I am still a captain. No, you're not. You can have champagne. Mark is drinking. The captain says you're allowed to have champagne. Mark, this is a funny bit, but I don't want your backwash in my champagne. Please. Give him some champagne.

You're backwashing he oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no All right, so Zach has taken the champagne, he's gonna pour himself a little champagne. Shall we take a walk around? The James Average is held the microphone for Mark. I haven't had it all of that business. I haven't had it all of that business. Seven years. Thank you. Mark has been drunk in seven years here. That's the first.

I had a drop in seven years. And he's off the wagon. Yes, and this is your phone. I blame you. My first observation of Herring Island is there's flies that bite you. I haven't experienced that yet. Maybe flies have bit me. Maybe they don't like Italian food.

Yeah, because you're a Sicilian, you're Italian, so you're still. I say that about Muzzies and it never gets a laugh and I don't understand why. Yeah, yeah. Zach is now drinking as well. Zach, how is the champagne? And can I have a fucking glass, please? I'm a goddamn captain still. Oh, sorry, James. Sorry.

Let's just make this a podcast again, guys. It's not a visual thing. Oh, yeah. You talk while I pour. He's pouring. He's pouring champagne. Celebrate my succession. Taken, we are landed on Herring Island. Mark, James, the producer is passing you a glass of champagne. No, no, no. I would wish to have more, please. Mark, do you want to explain the visual joke? Er, there is, Zack's champagne glass is full to the brim. And mine has butter, sniffed a butter, whisper of champagne. This is a mockery of what a glass of champagne should be.

This is a parody of a glass of champagne, what's in mind. And Zach is pouring me some more champagne. You want to explain what you just did there? The visual joke you just did there, mate. I tried to take some things that are allowed to be just for the Patreon. No, no, no. We'll just cut this shit for the great listeners of our podcast. Now, Mark, that's too big of a poor...

You son of a bitch, you drank all the fucking champagne. You've got it all in your glass. The bottle is now empty. I have bought half a glass of champagne. I've bought a glass. And Zach has a wine glass, a wine glass, mind you, full of like a wineo, like you have some sort of problem. I'm Irish.

Hmm. And I'm depressed. Let's set foot on an island untouched by man. Untouched by humankind. Well, set foot on this man, mate, jetty. How do you think they built this man, mate, jetty? And don't forget, we're celebrating. We're celebrating my succession. We're celebrating the first man, a woman or child to step foot on herring island. Let it be known I was the first person to set foot.

We are now, let me just get some noise. There is a Oh, yes, the sound of us hitting this earth. That is the noise there of Broden. Sorry, I'm on the earth. I, where I'm standing, I was, there was a tree in front of me. I don't know if you heard that. I got a bit caught up. I don't know if people can hear that.

I run into a tree, but it's all right. I'm out of it and that bit will get cut. Now as you're listening, we have just walked off the jetty. We are now standing on the island, Herring Island, a sculpture park. That one of our producers explained to me that when he was in primary school, he came and planned to trees on. Another Hatchpad man. Another hint that maybe some people have been here. Let me read the sign here. Yeah, read the sign.

There's a sign here that will very clearly explain. It's the things we can do on Herring Island. With photos of people standing on the sign, the man made sign, which features photos of people standing on Herring Island. What, that's what the media wants you to believe, say. This is a natural island that no one has touched. The Lame Screen Media.

Yes. Lame Stream Media. I have not seen, not only have I not been bitten by a fly. I have not seen a fly. So Broden is talking about flies biting him. I just want to be clear. It may be in his head. The the the fact that he is captain may have inflated his ego to the point where he is imagining flies. I have yet to see what I've got the scurvy and the brain the brain. The brain. My captain. There are dispersions being cast about you

amongst the crew. Would you let me kill Mark? Yeah. I have to. I have to. After this. Guys, you're acting drunk. I'm not drunk.

How could I be drunk yet? All right. OK. Maybe for the fourth one. Who knows? Now listen. It's hot, no. I didn't have breakfast.

Yeah. No one spit on this island before. Let me read, this island is a natural island in the middle of this area. Let's read the sign. What's natural about it? Herring Island is a modified landscape, created in 1920s, when the Yarra River was straightened to reduce flood damage to the surrounding suburbs. Okay, so not only has man set foot on this island, it was made by man. You used it, excavated, excavated silt from a nearby base salt quarry.

Wait, the island. Is it silt? The island was gradually built up. Wait a second. Originally called Komo Island, it was renamed after Sir edmund herring not for a bird i wonder if there was a palisinam is here president of the comahol i was i just can't believe i wonder if they have a perfect the project

here if you're listening at home the comah center uh... which is uh... in this area has channel ten studios where they film the project and also a palisinam is that is one. That's on Herring Island. The sign says. It seems to be called Koma Island. This is a list of things to do on this island, guys. Number one. Oh my God.

Design to represent, go to the audience. Design to represent an arena, Blue Stone Rock for visitors to come and perform in. Oh. We perform this. We were once nominated for a Helpman Award. Did we win? No, we lost to a kind of Gadsby fair cop.

Are you describing the sculptures right now now or just the things to do I heal a river two rocks in a presence represents elements of past and the spiritual land using a terror such as the thank you thank you the sculptures yeah that's not just the sculptures man

they're not the things to do they're the environmental sculptor the thing to do is look at the sculptor's sculptures. You're just describing the sculptures. Shall we go look at the sculptures? Come on. I don't really want to. I know it's funny not to, but I've wanted to come to Herring Island for many years. And as I said, I think before the podcast, I had hoped to do it, maybe with a partner on a weekend. I'll do it with you, motherfucker. Well, we love you, Zach. Oh, I love you too.

Guys, native, a beetle? A beetle? Oh, look at that beetle. Look at that bug. Look at it, we're walking towards the first sculpture of Brodensore beetle. And that beetle is called... Is it a dinosaur beetle?

Is it a dinosaur beetle? It's a beautifully living it's day. Did you know that all the beetles that came to this island when it was built up with silt in 1920? Silt have not been back to the mainland since have evolved their own evolutionary tree since 1920. Wow. We are stepping up this beautiful mountain.

Wow, yes, we are. I would like to mention that it's very hot and you've only drunk alcohol. I've had nothing but a biscoff latte and champagne today. Surely it wouldn't have hit you by now yet though. Truly the died of a captain. A little bit. It's actually a little bit. It's loosened me up a little bit, but it's more that um, I just don't feel good about myself. Herring Island. Well untouched by man.

If you're just joining us, we are walking through Herring Island. Now you might be thinking, I thought it was boat month. Why aren't you on a boat? Well, boats take you to places. Boats take you to islands, dickheads. They take you to islands. So we are having a sell-jorn. I want to go back on the boat. We will. I don'tun. I want to go back on the boat.

We will. I don't know. I want to go now. I think these sticks that we're walking through are one of the sculptures. I don't feel safe and my belly started stinging and I don't know why. That's probably the alcohol and biscoff latte. No, on the outside, the outside of my belly skin started stinging. I don't know if one of those flies finally got me or what? Maybe they do. I'm wearing dicks. I'm wearing dicks pants and it's too hot.

I'm happy to not look at the sculptures come back another day. I want to go back on the boat. I'm happy to make this funny. So we're going to just walk through. There's a small clearing. Oh, there's a small clearing. Oh, there's a small clearing and there are toilets on here This is incredible a land untouched by man now as we walk as a brodan says that I just want to point out this beautiful man made sculpture Who's gorgeous is it a plant? Is it a snake shit keeps biting me? Who knows Now am I having heatstroke?

Who knows? Now, am I having heat stroke? Possibly. I'm not feeling well. Would it help to protect the fact that... And this doctor looks as if it's been... Don't touch a skull. No, but it looks as if teens have had it. Yeah, if it's a termites.

Tens or termites. Have you... That's always my issue in my home. It's either tens or termites. Now, three podcasts into this. You guys are having heat stroke. Is this the right time to gonna have a big heat stroke. Is this the right time to bring in a heightened character?

For me, maybe. I want to say as well, we say this on the podcast, it is 30 degrees today. I forgot to check. It's so hot. Broden did tell us on our company Slack. He said, hey guys,

it's gonna be hot. However, however, that was underneath an invitation to a party that were invited to a Hollywood party with Hollywood celebs. And when he said it's gonna be hot, I misread it as saying it's gonna be a hoot. Well, I didn't, I didn't misread it. I didn't misread it, but did think it was still referring

to the party. Like, that's hot. Yeah, it's gonna be a hoot. Do you thought the party's gonna be who I thought it's hard True, bro. That party will be hot myself Hollywood party, bro. And that's true This party will be a hoot. Then I put on my black jeans and my black shirt. It's linen It's got that going for it Then I didn't have breakfast and now and then I thought it would be funny to drink all of Mark's champagne You've come this sick. You've come this far on the podcast with us.

Why stop now? We're going to take an ad break, make our way back to land, back to civilization, off this untouched island. And I wish to discover a new native species. Yeah. But I have not. And am I disappointed in myself, yes? But does that... that you drunk?

I mean, I'm a little tip I genuinely I'm a little Okay, I on the other hand go straight to my head. I don't drink a lot and it's it I drink less than you and I go straight to my head now We'll be right back after he said break. Hi. Welcome back to the ad from the ad break My name is acroix and I'm perfectly fine. I've drunk a lot of champagne for a joke, and I'm perfectly fine. That's the angle I'm going with, Mark's going with it, he's drunk.

And I think the truth lies somewhere in between. I'm not drunk. No, but as I said, I'm perfectly fine. I struggled to get it right. Yeah, you're just, I'm just feeling it a little. It's the heat. It's the lack of having eaten anything other than a biscoff latte.

And when you get to your 30s, I tell you what, the various mental health medications, plus just being in your 30s, it's not fun. It's gonna be drunk anymore. I have fun stories of sketches we showed you. This is not the way I thought it would go. Why, yeah.

Why are you being such a fucking prick? I'm a drink man, you need to chill out. No, I can't, it's the law of the sea. Oh, horse shit. I can kill you, but he can't drink. Well, the representative from Ona boat is not here. Oh, she would. That's so cheeky.

Broden. I reckon we get you. A little drink. Coked up. Coked, coked him up. That's so cheeky Broden I reckon we get you It's coke coke him up Go try for boat down the Yarra. Yeah, we'll go so fast. No, it's a bad idea and I won't do it Give me that hat. Don't do coke kids if you can fucking get it You can fucking have it you guys won't go back to the boat. Yes. Come on Before we leave before we leave any thoughts, Broden has some last thoughts.

We're going back to the boat and continue recording this podcast. Any last thoughts on here I called before you embark off it. Oh, um, I would love to come here with someone I care for. You're something to hear about, yeah. Yeah, no, this may be a rem, I would love to,

you know what I'd love to do. I would love to. I would love to hire a on a boat. I would recommend against it. Get someone else to drive that boat, come to herring island walk around maybe have a little picnic. Yeah. My Zach you potentially have a new species. Get off me. Get off me. It's a small bug. Get off me. It could be turnaround turnaround turnaround turnaround turnaround turnaround to the camera. We're not doing visual, but I just want have a little respect for the majority of listeners all i'm saying is

at the moment that has a bug on his back get off me species i don't know i don't want to get it off i don't want to hurt the bug i don't want to hurt the bug i don't want to hurt the bug there's a lot of that's about my back against the for the list of i have a lot of money to go call up i can't say it i can't say it's in the color i got it thank you the't say it. It's in the collar. Oh, yeah, got it. Thank you.

The bug is gone. If that bug stings me and I die, respect your captains. Folks, I will give Herring Island a eight out of 10 because I can hear a city link. It's a little oasis, though, isn't it? Yeah, I can hear a free way really loudly and it's not that tranquil place I thought it would be. It used to be called Komoe Island, named after the shopping center with a shnitzider. This is the most fucked thing I ever done.

I give so stupid. I give herring island. You know what? Fuck it. I give so stupid I give herring island you know what fuck it I give it 10 out of 10 one of the most beautiful untouched gems Oh beautiful and I'm not talking about Unutged gems with Adam Sandland not to fill an untouched gem built of silver and named for the Comos Center and named after the Comos Center the first People to ever step foot on such an island, we discovered a new bug and We and what will we name the bug?

Jack bug Jack bug Jack bug Jack bug Jack bug. Why? My name is Zach. Oh, yeah, so Jack bug. All right, and now let's leave this island Let's leave this island let's leave this island and officially I give you my captain's hat of course the ceremonial passing of the captain's cap is occurring mark giving up his cap broden putting his captain's hat over the top of his mighty duck mighty duck's hat broden is wearing a mic that he got it lids thank you so much for we still record we still got a bit to go. Let's go sit on the boat.

We're gonna do 10 minutes on the boat and then we're gonna fucking call it that. Oh listen to Oscar. You have no respect for your captain. You're not my captain no more. I was. Here we are. Back on the boat. New captain, new men.

Change, forever change. Took a little break there. We took a little break, have been on Herring Island. Finally, for the first time, men have set foot on Herring Island. We got to see some of the beautiful, good on Herring Island when man made Herring Island out of stilt Silt Fuck you man. You guys are drunk my shampoo. Yeah, you guys are drunk. Get your own glass. I'll tip it in Why am I not able to turn the boat guys? Um, it's because you're a shit captain now because it's harder than a fucking looks

It's been a big day. It's been a big day and we're all and I just want to say that we've really done some big milestones on this podcast. First ever podcast, Captain Brodon's just been told that you don't have the engine on Brodon, which is a very big important part of needing to steer and get a roll. The question to the boat. I found as a captain that turning the propeller on the motor at the back was a very important part of keeping the boat moving forward. It's a very important part of moving the boat forward,

Mark. Even you knew that. Even you knew that. That for me, turning the engine on was led to some of the worst moments in my captain in career. It did lead to some disaster. And I want to say Captain Broden, since figuring out that you need to turn the engine on, you have been doing an exquisite job. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you both

know how to drive a car and I don't. Yes, but a car in the water is not a car dear boy. It's a boat or a water pipe or a water pipe or a water pipe. Yeah, I moved the water a little bit like this. I don't think I'd be able to pile it in aircraft. I reckon I could. I agree. Do you know who can fly an airplane? Tom Kruim. Tom Kruim. What you're listening to now folks is two drunk men. We got drunk. We had a little celebrity. Shut fuck you. Tell me I'm drunk. They violently dehydrated. We did our fucking kill you. We did our first ever boat podcast. And we had a little celebratory shit.

And there you call me a drunk. I had a little bit of celebratory shit back there. I can't have one fucking drinking and you're all about being drunk with this is the finale fucking prude This is the episode I wanted to do another one and then brought in an oscar and all the producers were like Maybe this could we always on I was at four as well I wanted to do four as well and they just said to me a mark shut us down They just said hey, maybe we can wrap it up after this one. Like we're just a couple of fucking idiots. Don't know what we're talking about.

We're waiting. So I have opinions too. Can I just get a word in? It's falling apart pretty badly. And have one little celebratory wine some of the whole podcast. No, no, you're not allowed to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no drunk and you want to do another push. Sorry, I forgot to have a sandwich. Sorry I'm living my goddamn life and having fun.

Let's folks go through. Not. Guys, I'm the captain. Let's go through. You're captain the boat and not the podcast. Yeah, captain of my ass, maybe. You're captain the boat, you're not captain the podcast. You are not the, that is such a good point.

You are not the fucking captain of the goddamn podcast. You don't remember that. Learn that and fucking remember that. I think we should do a fourth one. See where it goes. We can always put it on Patreon if it's no good. That's my opinion. This could all be Patreon potentially. No, this is good stuff. I have...

But Patreon people get good stuff. A toast. Yes. A toast. To the captain. Not just the podcast. Not just the podcast. But also the boat. And now good stuff. A toast. Yes. A toast. A captain. Not just the podcast. Not just the podcast. But also the boat. And the lives.

A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast.

A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. Now, if I was... At a 10 months? If I was... Why? Because I'd just be covering one month.

What would I rate the boat podcast out of 10 stars? Bro, that's a great question. There were lessons learnt. If I would have ever do another boat podcast, would I have a champagne? No. If I were to have champagne on a boat podcast, would I have a sandwich beforehand?

Yes. Because this is the thing, when you get to your 30s, it's less about how much you drink. It's much more about the context of the drink. Absolutely. And I saw my way here. I saw a baymere full of dim sims. Should I have a dim sim? And I thought maybe I'll get some dimmies for me and the boys.

Cute. I opted not to because a dimmy in the morning for breakfast, that's really, that's low. That's like 20-year-old... It's called yum char, isn't it? Well, yeah, but not just like a fried dimmy from a baymere. That's not yum char. That's not yum cha, man. I could show you some yum cha.

That will blow your little balls. I gotta tell ya. I gotta tell ya, I am loving. I've got little balls and I don't care, say it. What? I'm finally ready to say it. This is devolved in. But they're high, I have a tight muscle.

And I thought for a while, maybe I'm a drunk man. I'm a drunk man. I can't, maybe I won't be able while maybe I'm maybe I'm maybe I'm Maybe I won't be able to spoof out any kids which I'm fine This is good because the balls are lower the balls are low up to keep the sperm and the lower All right, and my balls are not feeling The shower there really see them me me because it's warm can you listen to me right? Yes You know we're not in full control of our brains, right?

Because we didn't have breakfast and we had our little shampoo. We had a celebratory champagne on Harry God. And you're trying to tell me, I might regret. What I'm telling you, audience that I have little ball. What I'm telling you is you gotta hold it together. Because we're trying to make the case for a fourth episode.

Let Captain Broden, Captain the God damn podcast. Oh Jesus, let him do his fucking job. There's a lady who's fucking... It's such a prick about it all. Yeah, we're doing a podcast on a boat. We're doing a podcast on a boat. And I'm sick of apologizing for it. I'm tired of fucking having to tell people,

I'm sorry we're on a boat. I What was that? God you have one celebratory You know judged by this mother Your life's for I'm not a big drinker. Brodo knows that I got a complex relationship. I do a boat podcast. First ever podcast on a moving boat. I have a little bit of celebratory champagne suddenly I've ruined the whole thing. You're the monster. You're the animal. And not true. You're just a fun love and do.

One second guys. Guys, for your next boat trip, consider on a boat. On a boat's the best. Don't look at us like, don't be confused. We're doing a goddamn podcast on a boat, too, too. We're doing a podcast on a boat. Ani Donner. Pod. We're from pod.

We did the worst. This is the lowest we've ever been. I'm going to get a vasectomy. I'm going to get a bisectomy. I'm gonna get a bisectomy. Okay. I don't think it's right. Just bullfuck it out. I don't think it's right.

I can go into it. I can go into it. Rowe is a coming. I just hope they're not the vinkelvast twins here to steal it. We're doing the first ever podcast on a boat. And I just announced that to the Yarrae at press. Can I just just one second? Do you guys have any idea for a website? Don't shut me down. Don't shut me down. Mark, I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna- She is getting choppy. Now I just talk what

through Zach is doing. There's some private school rowing boys rowing past us. He's trying to steal internet IP off them. I'm trying to mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg. You got any ideas for a website, boys? You just let me know. Now I didn't get any ideas from these rowers, but there are a few rowers, Rowan past. And this could be my Mark Zuckerberg moment. They don't look happy.

They don't look happy in their hearts. I've been thinking about it a bit. I'm pretty tired. Tell you think, Mark, I'm pretty tired and I'm happy to wrap up this podcast at three. I feel like. I know we were promising boat month and I wrote and you wanted to do four,

but I'm feeling pretty tired. Because I had a set of months in a month, champagne. There's three weeks in a month. There is three weeks in a month. There is three weeks in a month. And even the captain can't deny that. No, I agree. Maybe we could do like a boat recap podcast.

We talk about safety of our homes. We can talk about. Yeah, reflect on the boat we had on the boat. And I've loved the boat cast. Maybe play a few. What we should call it. If you can't see, here's a little moment of us walking up a hill. Not talking into our microphones. If you can't see, here's a little moment of us walking up at y'all

Not talking into our microphones So what we're gonna do maybe for our fourth podcast is a little recap episode where we play some of the moments we can't Can I just say that's broden? Or maybe we'll just play a normal podcast. Can I just say broden? Fucking love you. Thank you. I love you mark. You may get a fool No, I'm not I'm telling bro. How I feel finally. We're in to act man. Love you. I love you too It's such a good actor. No you're such a good fucking. I think about to act there ain't nothing wrong I'm a prevalent yet, but I will relevant relevant relevant. I fucking will see my fucking boy really goddamn fucking Jorvalent kick it knocking out of fucking mark

Listen to me man you're making an ass of yourself. He's the thing about Tira right you say to me Mark don't don't don't do this I thought one of the book was fucking He's talking to his coach. I'll fucking them Listen to me, Mark. There's not, we are in two, three days a week, but I can't, little brother. You think I can take a row of? They are strong, man.

Yeah. Listen to me, Mark. Can you listen to me for a second? I'm listening. Okay. Three days is heaps. We're in Turek. Yes, I can't make three if I'm being honest.

We're in Turek. We're in Turek, my man. We're in Turek. I'll take the one. We're in Turek, my man. Yeah. We're in Turek right now. And in Turek, there's nothing wrong with drinking champagne during the day, but you've got to hold it together. You call it me a little bitch. I'm saying, if you say the wrong thing, you might hurt your husband's job opportunities.

That's the Turek one. That's the Turek one. Think of your husband. Think of the board. Hold yourself together, man. I'm not, think of the board. Hold yourself together, man. I'm not, think of the board. I'm not in this drunk. It's just hot.

I get sleepy in the heat, and I'm a bit sleepy, and a bit tipsy. And that combination has led to how I am right now. We are coming up the punt road. I'm Batman Avenue. My favorite road. Is that because it's the Batman? No pun. You love to take a pun. I love to take a pun. All right folks, that is the end.

We leave as we started with two drunk, dehydrated men in the sun. I'm sober. And the best captain with his eye. I agree. Yeah, I think you know what fuck it I agree 10 out of 10 captain and you're beautiful. Thank you. I'm part from when I didn't put the accelerator on yeah But that's fine. Everyone fucks up. Everyone makes mistakes when I first learning You know my first how you learn about this is make mistakes and then you learn about what you've done wrong You know my take it okay in there and you're not once have you not taken the thing off. You know my lowest point of. Don, this is fucked, man. You know my. Oh, the role is a back.

You got it there so fast. Just just the app. We'll deal with the programming. Nothing. Those have been called losses. Thank you so much for listening. If you wanted to get on a boat again. Can I pitch my next one? Yeah. The idea for the next one? So there are those aeroplanes that you get in there all padded.

And then, and they fly up, and then they drop down really quickly. Yeah, send them. It's how they shot the start of the dark night risers and how they shot Apollo 13. I want to do a video clip. Okay, go, do a video, please acknowledge that. And as they drop, they simulate,

this fucking guy. Because of the drop, they simulate 0G for 30 seconds at a time. And then it's really high gravity and apparently you get very sick and vomit a lot. And I would like, I think it's very expensive and unlikely to ever happen, but I just want to start floating the idea that I want to do the first ever 0G podcast. If we have any listeners who fly 0G planes,

let us know. We'll get on board. DM us on Facebook. What do you call it? Quid Pro Quo? Well, we'll shout out your little zero G error plate. Yeah, like on a boat, the best boat company on the yara. It's the only boat company on the yara. Don't Google it. Anything else. Absolutely. What a journey. If you want to be on a boat. Oh my God. Contact on a boat. Yeah. If you want to be, that should be their fucking slogan. If you want to be a honobote, call honobote.

Call it is this. If you want to be honobote, honobotes your guy, or honobotes your team. Honobotes, if you want to be honobote, honobotes where it's honobote. If you want to be honobote, honobotes where you want to be honobote. I'm trying to get honobote into the slogan

as many times as possible. Fucking help me out. They only said we to be on a boat. I'm trying to get on a boat into the slogan as many times as possible. Fucking help me out. They only said we had to mention at once, man. They said we only had to mention at once and we'd get the boat. Yeah, but I'm trying to get it. I mean, you mentioned that we advertised in here. A very happened to done well.

A very quick message to all the team who made this happen. Noscar, James. Everyone, listen up. Thank you so much, all everyone. The whole team. Taz, I won off the boat. Ask that man's name.

We don't know him as well. Dassy. Dassy. This is our first time with Dassy, and he's been absolutely one of them. Dassy and I have a little microphone. No, I worry. I worry about it.

I worry about it. I worry about it. I first met Dassy. I know the story. I thought Dassy was a boatman. I thought Dassy was here to tell us about the boats. And then Dassy started talking about microphones. The microphones, the headphones, the equipment.

And I stopped myself and I thought, this is kind of boat-cut. No. No, he's not. Who is this kind? And Darcy turned out to be a sound man. And isn't that a lesson we can all take into the boat? We have been recording for more than 10 minutes.

This could have been a fourth episode. No, no, no, no, no. It's not. Now, a big thank you to also our Glossweige and Friend from Ona boat. And all to you listeners for listening to all three episodes of this. Now to close out.

What's your favorite boat? So sorry, Mark, I was going to close out. We're not starting your topic. Why not? Is it OK if to close out. What's your favorite boat? Sorry, Mark, I was gonna close out. We're not starting your topic. Why not? Is it okay if I close out here? It's the Titanic. That's all I was asking, Brogan. Just quickly.

The boat that rocked. Oh, nice. Yours? The one from Triangle of Sadness. Now, oh, no, I changed mine. Mine's um, no, you can't change. The life aquatic. Oh, that's good, actually. I love the life aquatic. I no you can't change the life aquatic. Oh, that's good actually

I'm gonna change mine's the life aquatic one gonna change as well and but the life What a Titanic no you that's what you said Okay, I Would like to close out this podcast now. Yeah, wasn't that submarine? Because we're not just we're not just closing out the One episode this one herring island episode in that submarine? Because we're not just closing out the one episode. That's true. This one, Herring Island episode.

We're also closing out the entire boat month unless we do a recap episode next week. Who knows? We're not doing it. We might do a recap episode next week. We'll see. And I thought it wouldn't be a boat podcast. No, it wouldn't.

Without a sea shanty. Oh, it wouldn't. Without a C-shanty. Oh, fuck, yes. Finally, someone said it. Oh, don't say that. Yeah, what's that? That's the sort of thing I expect from a captain. And so maybe you can't, maybe you should be co-captain. And I'm happy to say, I'm happy to say,

I know I'll be captain. That you're co-captain. And me and I'm happy to just be a crew member. I don be captain. That you're co-captain. And me and I'm having to just be a crew. I don't want to be captain. Co-captain. I've had too much champagne. I had a celebratory champagne. You can't, mate.

Why? I think you know what. Thank you so much for listening. We'll be back next week in a studio with things. Fucking heck. Can someone give me a rhythm or a tune? Yeah, but then I'm going to talk to him. Bokka, bokka, bokka, bokka, bokka.

Bokka, bokka, bokka, bokka, put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Go, go. Put it down.

Put it down. Put it down. I can't. I promise this is the answer. One, two, three, four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

I'm a hard boat with my friends, brothers, captains, that's my friend. Everyone's on the boat today. Gonna have fun. Hey, hey, hey, who's on the boat? Zekz on the boat. Where's all the boat? Mas on the boat.

Get on the boat. That's it on the boat. These are on the boat. This is on the boat. It's part, part, part, part, part. It's part, you're part, part, part, part. It's part, part, part, part, part. It's Bob! Bob! Bob! It's Bob! You're Bob! It's Bob!

Bob! It's Bob! It's Bob! It's Bob! You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! Take.