Aunty Donna Podcast - Boat Month Part 4: Remembering Boat Month (No Boat)

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Boat Month continues but the boys are off the boat and haven't seen each other since their drama filled day on the Yarra River. Join us as we relive the highs and lows of the voyage in this Boat Month... Reunion Special. With thanks to the On A Boat team – you too can skipper a boat by visiting https://www.onaboat.com.au/ .LINKS Watch the whole of Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe season 1 on ABC iView https://bit.ly/ad-coffecafe . Buy tickets to The Magical Dead Cat World Tour - https://bit.ly/auntydonna-worldtour . Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig . Become a Patreon supporter for full length videos of the podcast http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, Mark Bonanno  Intro VO: Thomas Zahariou Producer: James Blake Social and Digital Producer: Nick Barrett Audio Producer: Darcy ThomsonAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-n-a-production. Gide legends and welcome to another rip-out episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. Boat month continues but the boys are off the boat and haven't seen each other since their drama filled day on the Yarrow River. Join us as we relive the highs and lows of the voyage in this Boat Month reunion special and remember if you'd like to see the video version of this podcast head to anti-donnaclub.com. Hello and welcome to the Boat Month reunion special. That's right we are here reminiscing remembering all of our favorite boat month memories.
Starting point is 00:00:46 I am Andy Cohen. I'm joined today by Broden and Mark and I'm not actually Andy Cohen, just a little joke I'm taking his role. I'm Zach Rewane and we're going to be talking about some of our favorite memories. We're going to be digging into some of the controversies and really just remembering all of our favorite aspects of boat month here at the boat month reunion special play the song Brody Danzak, am I gonna bake a month? Boat month? Okay, we're back here at the Boat month reunion special. It's me, Zach, on the host. I'm taking the Andy Cohen role.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Broden. First things first. Thank you for having me. There's been a lot of controversy online on Twitter about, and I think you even talked about this about Boat month being only three weeks long. Yes. Tell us what prompted that Instagram post where you first pointed that out. You seemed pretty pissed off about it only big three, three weeks long.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, well, thanks so much for having me on. It's great to see, to be reunited with you guys. I think the last time we were together was on the boat. And was doing boat month. Yeah, I've been. And I think it just occurred to me, what hang on? Months of different lengths, obviously.
Starting point is 00:02:14 But four weeks, genuinely, what generally tends to be a month. And boat month is three weeks. So I was like, what are we gonna do for that fourth week of boat month? Now Mark, you were in the comments of that Instagram. I was. I was. You were pretty aggressive with Broden. You said, uh, surely the reunion, uh, show, can't, can't, counts in that. You were aware of the reunion show. And you did have some pretty
Starting point is 00:02:39 harsh words for him, not just him, him and his life partner. Do you want to talk a little bit about that? Well, I almost didn't come. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want to be here because I haven't spoken to either of you since getting off the boat. I know that I'd had a... He's a six-in-the-city thing, like. What?
Starting point is 00:03:02 No, it's just a general reunion show. Re-in-should-day, often, though, when I get back. They can't one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a drive the city thing. What? No, it's just a general reunion show. Reunion should they often don't want to get that? They can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a dry, that's like a dry thing. Well, that's just because she's a, she said she doesn't want to, um, Kim, uh,
Starting point is 00:03:13 portrayal. portrayal, portrayal. Said she doesn't want to be anywhere for longer than half an hour, where she's not enjoying herself. Well, good for her. And so she's just overshooting on shows, long days.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I understand. Um, I like to win on shows, long days. I understand. I liked it when Big Died, I laughed. Mark Broden, thank you so much for being here. We should say Zachary didn't wanna be here. You are here. But I'm taking the Andy Cohen role. So it's a matter of... Yeah, but before you said I'm not Andy Cohen, I'm Zach.
Starting point is 00:03:41 But let's imagine that the Zach that was on the boat, yeah, didn't want to be here. Don't you want to hear what things I had to say about parents' partner? No, I'm not. Well, we have to move on. Unfortunately, it's the Boat Month reunion special. Okay, we're back on the Boat Month reunion special. Now I think a lot of people, they're sharpest and most enjoyable memory of Boatbunt was learning what docking is
Starting point is 00:04:07 from that wonderful, glass region. We're going to play the clip now. To be docked is to have your boat tied to a dock. But that's not the case at the moment. There's a lovely, there's a lovely glass region moment to the side over here holding. You guys, Wagen. Yeah, cool. I want to make a rope that is essentially our docking. So tell me, what was going through your head when you were talking about docking guys? Nothing. Honestly, I was just trying to keep everyone afloat.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yeah. Oh. Now there is something. Why did you do that? Okay. Why did you go, oh. Are you serious? Yeah, well, so was you wanna just explain
Starting point is 00:04:53 what happened there Mark for you? Which is happening this moment because I'm sensing a lot of tension. What are you doing? No, well because I was kept all the way. All I was saying, keeping a flow both. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keeping a float. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I was captain of the ship for the vast majority of. Keeping a float. But what do you think I met a coach? You just then, you just then, you had a moment with Broden, Broden pointed at you or something, and you felt confronted by the flow. What's happening there? Why are you upset? I'm trying to address that right now. What's happening here?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Zach, I just talked to what's happening here. So you were drilling him on, we don't talk about me. Wow, well, well, well. I got to talk to those. What's going on here? Why are you being so short with burden with what's happened between you two? Seriously, we do not talk about me.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Okay, you back off. Are you back off? Okay, I'm sorry. We're here to talk about boat month. I wanted it to be a fun time. Boat month was one of the most horrific experiences I've ever had in my entire life. I thought I'd moved on from it.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I was happy to never ever speak about boat month again. I realized that three weeks, it's not a month, and that this had to happen. I'm here against my will in some respect. We're getting paid each of us $25 million to do both a month. And we found out that the contract, if we didn't do a fourth week, meant that we wouldn't get the $25 24 million Australian. Why did $25 24?
Starting point is 00:06:28 Well, I said 24, but it's $24.75, $8. Yeah. So it's important to sort of after tax, you're probably going to see about $15. $15. Yeah. Okay, Mark, getting a little bit upset there, maybe we'll just cool off. I just don't know what that meant. Absolutely. We'll come back to it.
Starting point is 00:06:48 After this quick break, we're going to come back to what was the point about and also did the river really smell like fish and chips after the short break. Welcome back to the boatmobter reunion show. With most of the cast of boatmobter rodent, Mark. Good to see you guys again. Absolutely. It's been a while. Fish and chips, there was a lot of controversy. We're here with most of the cast of boatman, Broden, Mark. Good to see you guys again. Absolutely. It's been a while.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Fish and chips, there was a lot of controversy. Were we passing a fish and chip shop? A lot of people online were pointing to Google maps saying there was no fish and chip shop nearby or did the River Smell like fish and chips, Broden. I know you had a bit of a position on that. Well, I was the one in the boat, I remember. I was the one in the boat and we were riding up the yarrow and I had this smell of fish and chips, that distinctive
Starting point is 00:07:31 smell of fish and chips, chips, the fish, maybe a calamari ring or two. Or crab stick. Yeah. What? A crab stick. You're a fucking cunt. What, hey, what's your fucking mouth? Crab stick shit. I don't fucking, you don't eat crab sticks now. I'm never eating a fucking crab stick in my life. Horse shit. Horse shit. Horse shit.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I've seen you order the goddamn seafood pack. Oh shit. Piece of flake. Two calamari. One crab stick. Minimum chips. Oh, shit! Hot dog in batter.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Potato cake. Yeah. Potato scallop. God, I haven't felt this uncomfortable since Mark needed to shit on the boat. Oh, can we talk about that? We're talking about Mark needing to shit on the boat. Four, I got on this boat. I had can we talk about that? We're talking about that. Mark needing to shit on the boat. Four, I got on this boat. I had an iced biscoff latte. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:08:30 And that, and that has made me need to take a shit. Oh, no. From the moment I've sat on this boat, I really, really needed to do a poo. I did. Oh, yeah. What was the thing? Why didn't you do a poo before getting on the boat?
Starting point is 00:08:44 Was that something you considered? Well, sort of what had happened was, oh, from memory was, I'd had, yeah. Ah, I'd had a, a, a, a, Biscoph Latte. Oh, what is that? We've seen a lot of, seen a lot of chatter online about the Biscoph Latte, where could they get it? People have been making, I don't know if you saw the trending TikToks,
Starting point is 00:09:07 people have been making their own Biscoph Larthe. And good luck to you. Only the magicians are puzzled coffee, no how to work. I missed being on the boat. I missed being on the water. I missed seeing things from a different point of view. I spent my life looking at rivers, not being on them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I was on the river with my friends remember when we're friends yeah why can't we go back to the boat I vote we leave this studio we go back to the boat look there is anger there is frustration later on on the boat month reunion we'll be meeting the husbands of the contestants but before that we're going to be talking about really the most controversial moment during boat month and the reason my Zachary isn't here, the two crashes. That's right after this break on the boat month reunion. What can I ask what is happening during the breaks? We just sort of don't do anything, I think. We just sort of come back.
Starting point is 00:10:01 And then they can put the podcast ads in one of them, if you want. But I just feel like that's part of this show, you know. See, there you go. Great. But it's, for me, what I'm trying to recreate is the feeling of binging a show like this in Netflix. So you're watching a show like this on Netflix. There are no at breaks, but they keep cutting towards.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Does that make sense? Yes. You were most pojure pants. I did. We're back on the boat month reunion now. I'm really controversial. And I think scary time for everyone was when Zachary crashed his boat,
Starting point is 00:10:34 not just into a bridge, but also into another boat. This happened immediately after he took control of the boat outside of recording. How are we feeling? Are we still the boat, outside of recording. How are we feeling? Are we still? Was it outside of recording?
Starting point is 00:10:49 He took over the boat before the episode and then immediately crashed. If I recall, I went and I did a poo, and then when I did, at a public toilet. I think the toilet was toilet number one, one, one. Okay. You can look that up. Uh, I came back.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I was captain. Yeah. And then all of a sudden I wasn't. Now, Bronan, I see you're getting a little bit emotional here. Are you still feeling the fear from that? Those crashes? What's happening there? Oh, it just, it takes me back and it wasn't long time ago, but I can still go there. In a snap, like Thanos, like that. And I see myself in the...
Starting point is 00:11:33 If you were, if you were Thanos and you did that half of existence, half of all life gone. What about this? It's only when he's wearing the glove. Depends what you were thinking. It's only when he's wearing the glove. If he did it before, he put on the glove. When did what you were thinking. It's only when he's wearing the glove. If he did it before, he put on the glove. When did I say that wasn't part of it? I'm just clarifying. If Thanos clicked, he would have clicked before.
Starting point is 00:11:52 He knows how to click, and you've got to learn how to click. So baby Thanos learning how to click, he wasn't, it was only when he was not. I know. I just want to clarify that. For example. What are you thinking in between clicks though? Quarter.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Quarter. Humanity. Oh really? Yeah. So I'd be like half of life bigger but. So Thanos with a big bum. Yeah, just get some of that junk in that trunk. As we careened towards bridge, I thought of my family. I thought of the people using the bridge above us, I thought of the damage to the apparel spritz boat from Ona boat, I thought of the boat, thought of the water underneath and the cool icy waters underneath and where we would end up, should we hit the bridge? Keep going.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Thought of the boat, yeah. And I thought of... I thought we need to change captain now. I see him let's... I don't get this boat back in control. I see when you mention the boat, you get emotional, can you talk a little bit about that? Well the boat makes me sad. The boat makes me think of a simpler time on the boat. See, when you're on a boat, you're looking at life in a different angle. When you're on the shore, you're looking at the boat,
Starting point is 00:13:23 when you're on the boat, you're looking at the shore. When you're on the boat, you're looking at the shore. I see, bro, when you talk about looking at the shore, that seems to get you emotional. Can you talk to that? Yeah, the shore makes me sad. Yeah. Because it makes me think of the boat. The boat, the boat.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And when I think of the boat, I think of my kids. Oh, wow. How old is Mitchell? Now. Mitchell Kelly Kelly my son 31 Wow, and he works. He works a social media for a company. Yeah, it's a project called Ardys if You were in video clip for the yeah, and some people still think it's It's me. Yeah, some people in this world refuse to do a second of research.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And some people won't get on a boat. Some people won't get on a boat. Well, one person, I've never been on a boat. I think one person that wouldn't be getting on a boat anytime soon is someone that's afraid of ducks. Let's replay the clip of the ducks chasing the boat. The duck is heading right for us. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's the duck almost creamed into us. Right. So those ducks really were coming for that boat, Mark. Have you had any encounters with ducks since then? I know that on Twitter, there was quite a few ducks that were mad at you.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Yeah. Yeah, a peaking duck. That a few encounters with that in my tummy. Yep. At a delicious restaurant. Okay. From that moment on, I decided to up my duck intake. Because for me, when a motherfucker comes after you, you fuck that motherfucker harder than that motherfucker could touch you.
Starting point is 00:14:57 You make him not forget. And so I would hope that the songs would be sung Induck about me, how much I'm eating duck, I was eating duck, I ate duck too much. Right, I got, it got to the, let me finish. Sorry, I just noticed the problem was getting emotional. You are getting very emotional about almost everything. So we brought up the ducks there, I noticed that. Got you emotional.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Yeah. Yeah, it reminds me of, because the last time I saw the ducks was on the boat. On the boat. Well, sorry, don't say boat, hot word for Broden. Yeah. Yeah. It crying?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Yeah, I am. Are you deliberately trying to upset Broden right now? No, no, I would never do that. When you're boat buddies. Oh What was that? Well, you said boat. Oh, yeah, and makes me I come. That's your um, that's your suck word When I say boat, just before you throw to another thing, I'm getting over the boat Retrospective can you not throw to any more boat stuff? And when we- What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:16:08 Well, you'll keep going a bit from the three last episodes and I'm over the boat thing. But do you understand that that's why you're here? Do you understand that's why you're here? And I know, I'm not. But we're all just the boat. But I know I'm not.
Starting point is 00:16:19 You've been attacking the producers, you've been attacking the editors a lot. Why? But you said the things you said. Oh, but the way it was edited made you look like the villain. No, we don't edit our podcasts all that much. We get rid of some arms, I believe.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Sometimes you just are who you are. And when you see yourself reflected upon the surface of either a mirror or the water in a boat or out of a boat, or whether that reflection is from a photo or a phone or somebody filming you from another boat or someone else, maybe someone's looking at you, maybe someone's, let me finish. Just someone saying, let me finish. Maybe someone is doing a character tour of you, maybe you've walked up, said, you know, with your partner. Caricature. What did I say? Caricature.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Caricter. Isn't it Caricature? Caricature. Caricter. Caricature. Oh wait, but I thought it was because you look like a character. No, it's like in Caricature. It's like Caricter.
Starting point is 00:17:16 But they've changed the Tata Chua. Caricature. Caricature. What's a Caricature? Caricature. What's a Caric-a? No, Mark, I see that talking about about caricatures gets you really riled up. What about caricatures gets you so mad?
Starting point is 00:17:30 Well, it's mostly that I'm just realizing now I've been saying the word wrong for 35 years. Yeah, wow. And that realization for me is like, oh, another little tick in the box of your adumacone. But we didn't just talk about boats. One of the most exciting things about going on a boat is the different places in Melbourne you pass, particularly when you pass, it's a great, so whatever, calling wood,
Starting point is 00:17:56 the calling wood place. Westpac center. Particularly when you pass the Westpac center. Plus. You don't fucking come for me, okay? I'm not coming for you, you just, I'm the fucking Andy Cohen here. And I'm the Seth Cohen, so I'm gonna be a bit of a, I'm gonna mix things up. And I'm gonna talk about comic books. I'm the Cohen brothers, two, a whole bunch of shit out of you both.
Starting point is 00:18:11 You're the fanciest Cohen? Well, technically my brother is Ryan, so good luck, because he loves the Fistie Cuffs. I don't know what any Cohen looks like is what I'm realizing now. I don't know any, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, Ryan. So good luck, because he loves the Fisty Cuffs. I don't know what any Cohen looks like is what I'm realizing now. I don't know any... You know what Cohen? Can you not throw to any more boat stuff?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Well, I'm not throwing all boat stuff. I'm throwing to Broden, passing the Westpac centre. Pack a dog! Oh, Broden, you were not happy with the Westpac centre. What about Cohen would get you so riled up Well to be honest to sincerely answer you I went to a football game last year against calling wood Yeah, and there was two people sitting in front of me and when they beat my team One of them turned around and did this face to me
Starting point is 00:19:04 But and can you talk about that? Quite genuinely. So they kind of did a, what's that? What would you describe this face? Oh, like that's too bad, sook. Like a too bad sook. Yeah, each shit. Oh, we got you.
Starting point is 00:19:16 And so you reacted to it. And you reacted very slightly. I'm asked it by Sooking for the next year. Yeah. So in that moment, I wanted to jump down my row and kill that person, murder them at the Melbourne Creek ground with my bare hands. And did you? No, I walked out quietly and sadly.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Now, but I hear it when you're talking about killing that person, I'm seeing like a lot of anger emotion and you talk to that. What I did, how bad was the beat? The beat? I was traumatic, I did. How bad was the beat? The beat. I was a traumatic traumatic traumatic beat. But the boys weren't just passing a calling word institutions. They also were passing tourists giving them a bit of an insight into the boat month podcast. What's what is this reminds me of when I was eight ish and the Simpsons came out. Yeah. And I'm like, I want to see an episode of the Simpsons clip show episode came out.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah. And I'm like, I want to see an episode of The Simpsons, but the joke of the episode was that they were doing a clip show. Do you remember that? Yeah, but different time. Yeah, but when I was a kid, I was like, they've dogged me an episode,
Starting point is 00:20:20 but what I didn't know was there was a macro joke going on. And also, I think we're going to gonna play very short clips almost humorously short Yeah, it's my vision of it would be like we cut to you yelling at colleague would just like fuck yeah, that's it Like that's how I envision this. Oh, that's really what else is on your list? Now okay yet. Yep. Yeah, well, I was cutting to the tourists yelling out to the others. Oh, yeah, we yelled out to tourists Yeah, where are you from? Oh, cool! Are you one of them stuck in?
Starting point is 00:20:49 There was one person just staring at us, I remember. There's a man just staring at us with his hands in his pocket. Where? Oh. There was one person who flipped us the bird. Yeah! Oh, no! Um, and there was another, there was, uh, some, I remember there was some, um, school children who, when we said we were doing a podcast, made me feel like a bit of a celebrity the way.
Starting point is 00:21:19 A bit of a Harry Styles. Yeah, and let's cut to that now. Let's cut to when those school children reacted to us on the boat. MUSIC Wow. Wow. Wasn't that incredible. So, don't burden.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Do not cut. Broden, you were... What do you do? The captain. Once we got to... After herring Ireland, he's gone road. What is this? How did it feel to finally take on the main floor? Think Ben Dupam does this to Colin? She knows who the real bus is. How did it feel? Fuck you, talk to road. What is this? How did it feel to finally take on Vandapump? Does this to Cohen?
Starting point is 00:21:45 She knows who the real bus is. How did it feel? Fuck you, talk you. To TenderPump doesn't do this to Cohen, even though Vandapump doesn't EP on Vandapump rules. After visiting Herring Island. And why don't you talk about Herring? And notice I mentioned Herring Island
Starting point is 00:22:00 and you start to get a little emotional there. What do you want to speak on that? Well, well, you need to shut up man. You're fucking doing this on the boat. You're doing this on the boat. And just because I crashed the boat twice within 20 seconds, doesn't mean I can't be the fucking captain. Now I can't host the reunion show.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Fuck you. Wow. Fuck you. And not only that, I know that the anonymous Twitter accounts that have been coming at me all through the release of Boatmont have been you. Your paranoid, your paranoid. I fucking know it's you. I don't tell you why.
Starting point is 00:22:32 That is the craziest thing I have ever heard. You are so wrapped up in your own bullshit. My publicists know someone at Twitter, they trace it back to your IP address. Yeah, I've got the fucking type. First of all, I use a VPN, so good luck tracing all those fake accounts back to me. No, they can't. You just admitted it. No, I did.
Starting point is 00:22:52 You just admitted it. And not only that, I know for a fact, I know for a fact that when I wanted to sell my mansion and your husband, when I, I didn't want to use your husband as a real estate agent because I've never used him. You took that personally. I did take that personally. So none of this has anything to do with the boat. It has nothing to do with me being the captain. It's the best thing the person can hold.
Starting point is 00:23:13 It's the best thing the person can hold. I didn't want to sell my mansion with your husband. Oh, okay. Well then good luck on a lower commission rate. I don't give a shit about you. We would have given you a good time there. And I'll tell you why? Because no one likes your restaurants. We could have no one likes the food at your restaurants.
Starting point is 00:23:28 How fucking dare you. Hi, welcome back to the Boat Month reunion show. I'm back to the Andy Cohen. I did a little ryan of being someone else, but I'm back to Andy Cohen. You are Andy Cohen or you're playing the Andy Cohen? I'm the Andy Cohen because I feel like he, the Andy Cohen. In the way that Rupol takes on the Andy Cohen role during the reunion episodes of Rupol, do you understand?
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah. I don't know who Andy Cohen is. Andy Cohen? No, Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen. No,'t know who Andy Cohen is. You mean, you know Andy Cohen? No, I know Seth Cohen. The interview, anything you say. Yeah, welcome back to the, welcome back to the,
Starting point is 00:24:12 that's Andy Cohen, he's got a bit of a, crap, no, that's not quite right. That's pushed me further away. Andy Cohen, do you have any more things to throw to? Well, I had a bit to throw to, but I think more importantly, there is a lot of tension here, at the boat month reunion. Well, it's not like it's a boat month episode, not is a lot of tension here at the boat month reunion.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Well, it's not like it's a boat month episode, not on a boat. I thought when I was being invited here it was gonna be on a boat. The water calms me. Have you ever been fully immersed in a natural body of water? I've been on a boat.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I've been on a boat, yeah. No, but have you ever been fully immersed in a natural body of water? I fell on a boat. I've been on a boat. I've been on a boat. I've been on a boat. Yeah. No, but have you ever been fully immersed in a natural body of water? This morning I fell in a creek. I've gone for swim. I've gone under. I genuinely fell in a creek. Right, I'm falling a creek earlier today.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Mm. My dog. This is your final thought. This is your final thought. This is your final thought. Well, I don't get to speak after this. Well, no, it finishes. You can keep speaking.
Starting point is 00:25:03 But the podcast is done. So Mark, and the end of boat month. This is the end of boat month. Wow. What, what, what a boat. And what a month. Wow. A great final thought from Mark.
Starting point is 00:25:14 And what a boat month. Broden, I see you get what. And what a month of boats. Okay. No, I wouldn't say that. Well, what a month of being on a boat. Yeah, I'd say that. But not entirely, because we're not on a boat now,
Starting point is 00:25:24 talking about boat month. And what a boat month. Yeah, I agree with that. And what a boat. I'd say that, but not entirely because we're not on a boat now talking about boat months. And what about months? Yeah. I agree with that. And what about months? What about months? Huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:33 What about months? What about months? And thank you to on a boat for providing the boat months. Fuck on a boat. No. Thank you. Well, yes, absolutely Mark. Thank you to on a boat.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Broden. Broden. I see when we were talking about boat months, that got you emotional. No, it didn't. I'm not emotional about the boat. Stop saying I'm emotional. Why are you getting so emotional? Because you keep saying I'm emotional.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Dude, it's like saying, it's telling someone to calm down when they're angry. It's the worst thing to do. As, not mentioning the boat. As men we don't often express our emotions and being a sucky Lala is Totally fine like there's nothing wrong with being a big suck Your I don't think enough men express themselves in that way. I would never do it because I'm not a worse but oh Storm out
Starting point is 00:26:20 Fuck you wait did our producer just give you a direction. Yeah, and I like it. That's a good direction. That's great. That's great. That's great. James, next time, just tell us in the cans. Just come on and just say, just tell us to do shit. Don't fucking tell me what to do. Okay. Well, now I feel like you're being manipulated. I've never gone on a boat again, unless the Patreon people want it. Yeah. In this case, we'll get back on a boat.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Fuck you. Yeah. In this case, we'll get back on a boat. Fuck you! Wow. And that, to me, was a, uh, an unhealthy expression of emotion. Okay, we're done here. Broden, stormed out, Mark, upset. It's just there. Uh, this has been a crazy reunion of boatmunk.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Broden, do you want to just come back for the final point? Yeah. Um, sit down. And then do you want to just come back for the final point? Yeah. Um, sit down. And then do you want to just apologize? We're back, we're back for the final. Well, I think let James down because he sees James as little lap though. James tells him what to do and he does it. So maybe if James tells him to apologize, he'll do it. Broden, if you can just sit down and apologize, it'd be a nice end. Okay, and then let me come back from the ad. All right. Welcome back, Welcome back from the ad break. This has been the boat month reunion, Broden,
Starting point is 00:27:28 you just stormed off. It was wrong for me to do that. And I'm sorry. I got angry, I got hated. I missed the boat. Mark, thank you so much for coming. Today I know this was hard for you. Any final thoughts on the boat?
Starting point is 00:27:44 What a boat. What a month. What a boat month. I'm so excited now to announce the next boat month, not like next week, but we will be doing space month. What? We go to space. We're going to be going to space at some point. I'm not committing to it in any, like maybe it'll be 20 years. Thank God. But at some point, we will be doing space month. Or it like orbit. Would you come back for space month though? You've got to space. How easy is it to get to space in this?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Since 20 years. So, I'll tell you what, if we're going to space, I've got to get fit better get on those f***s. They don't give it as anybody yet, you don't have to. Can you beep? That. A sponsor made us try something. I'm fucking enjoyed it.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, you enjoyed it, but you got to wait until they pay you. Yeah, but they might buy this time. You're not a Instagram girl in 2016. You wait until they pay you. This is what I'm going for. They are sponsoring us, we're... Oh, man. Yeah, we're golden.
Starting point is 00:28:43 If they sponsor us, it stays in if they're not. Yeah, it goes out. This has been the boat month reunion. Oh, well,, oh man. Yeah, we're golden. If they sponsor us, it stays in if they're not, it goes out. This has been the Boat Month 3 union. Oh, what's your favorite piece of bullshit that happened? I don't, I remain neutral. Andy Cohen. Classic Andy Cohen. That's the Andy Cohen.
Starting point is 00:28:55 And that's the end of Boat Month. That's the end. We'll be back to our silly goofs and characters next week. And that's the end of Boat Month. We'll be back to our silly goofs and characters next week. We're not recording James, we've got to have a word of you about giving direction and we'll see you guys next week. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. Listener. Listen up.

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