Aunty Donna Podcast - Bread Court Feat. Demi Adejuyigbe

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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This episode is brought to you by us and our new sketch comedy hour, DREM, heading stages globally now. Book at tour.auntie Donna.com. A listener production. Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of American Mark Mack 2, which is a court procedural, like the second series of Broad Church. If you want to see the visuals, head to the Auntie Donner Club power by Patreon. And a huge thank you to our mate Demi for coming and doing this with us. An absolute champion. He's not in Australia anymore.

But check him out on Dropout. Yeah. Changing the way people consume comedy all around the world. Absolutely fantastic. Or on the 21st of September. Yeah. Also on Dropout, but, you know, on the 24th or any other day, really. Yeah, hell you.

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We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast Here you Welcome to Breadcourt I am the judge of Breadcourt Here to decide the greatest bread In the one corner We have American Mark Mark 2 Here to defend

American bread. I got to stand up for my people and my food. On the other corner, we've got Broden Mark, Mark 1. Here to defend Australian bread. Oh, Mark? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, you're Broden Mark. Oh, Broden Mark, yeah.

Here to defend Australian bread. Hello, Broden, how are you? I'm a simple man, but the bread of Australia must be defended and have its day in court. Okay. By the way, are you across the mushroom lady? No, what's the mushroom lady? That's full on, man.

Yeah, full on. Oh, wait. The trial. Yeah. Yes, I am. I can't believe how big of a thing this is here that I've talked about in every city I've gone to. The mushroom lady, yeah. What's y'all think?

She guilty? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. uh let us begin uh the trial i i gotta be honest with you i decided this as i started doing the voice and the time zach loves playing a judge i it's my favorite thing to do is play a judge you put yourself in a position of power and then it's like you now yeah it's very true you don't have to generate much do you have is there something on the table that you can use as a gavel oh i do need a gavel

copy of speed racer copy of speed racer i will now use my speed racer i will now use my speed racer Have all, does someone want to talk? Your honour, your honour. Enough, enough of this talk. It is time now to have the bread. Now, I don't know how this works as a court case. This is really the issue here. I guess one of you has a cute, one of you has, all right, here's what it is.

Broda Kelly, you are on trial for libel for saying Australian bread is better. American Mark 2 Surely not though Like I haven't said anything bad about American bread Well you just said that Australian bread is better And I decided to sue you for that Look if you want to get into a thing about American Australian bed

That's fine by me Because I would say American bed is better than Australian bed American bed is I mean Not to get in I mean not to talk about monarchy again But you know there's queens and kings And twins And so I feel like all

bed is technically British beds. I'll allow this bed talk. Thank you. I feel that it is relevant. Sustained. I just feel like you have things like comforters. You guys don't have comforters here? What is a comforter?

Like just a quilt, I think. Oh, right. What's the, sometimes I get into it. Like a duvet cover? Yeah, yeah, okay. We got dunas, yeah. But like... We call them dunas.

Dunas? Yeah. It's an Australian. Say that with an Australian accent. Dunas. Yeah. Everything, every word you have, we've made it a little bit silly. I like that.

Duna. Duna. Like, I wear a lot of overalls and people are like, those are great dungeries. And I'm always just like, that's a much better sounding. It just sounds more playful. What do you say? Overalls. We sometimes say overalls, but sometimes we say dungarees.

I feel like overalls feels very like working class. And dungeries feels like a little baby that you dress up in dungeries. It sounds like overall sounds like it would be in your constitution. So it's like, we are a pants, overall, for all. Yeah. It's very literal. It's like it's over everything. Because I think dungarees are overalls with shorts.

Oh, like a romper kind of. Well, romper's fun. Romp is very Australian. Rompah, but then we had a movie called Rompah Slumpur, which is a bad. A Nazi. Yeah, so bad. Now we don't have a well-dressed Nazi. Well, it was played by Russell Crow when he was hot as high.

So the hot Nazi, but not a good measure. No, not a good guy. But he went on to be. gladiator and um he the Zeus in Thor 3 4 4 yeah Thor 4 I do recall this

Thor 4 4 which it must have been very good I'm sure they named it just like so for Thor 4thor 4th they should have just called it 4 yeah and Thor with a U they spell it F-H-O-R and it's like huh imagine a trailer imagine a trailer where like

it's Thor T-H-O-R and the O and the R Separate a little bit. And everyone's like, so it's Oh. Fowr? Okay. Just a million YouTube react videos of, all right then.

What? Four. It's Thor. It's Thor. This one's Thor. Oh, no, they made Thor British. Are you a Marvel or a comic book person? I, somewhat.

I like the movies fine. I worked on a Marvel show, so I've read a lot of the Carmel. Get a heck out of town Out of here I worked on a Marvel show that never came out Oh even better which one It was called New Warriors It was like it was sort of like a younger Avengers

Like Squirrel Girl was the lead of it We wrote an entire season And shot a pilot And I keep being like any day that pilot should leak And people would be like oh interesting But it was a good time It just didn't come out at all Do you remember all the time over there

Like our writer's assistant in Ella was like going off to work on another big Disney show. I was like, I can't wait to see that, never fucking came out. There's so much money and there's so many, there's too many steps in the process where at any point they could just be like, oh, we don't want to do this anymore. Or like, some, like, there's a new leadership change and therefore

they have to cancel something to be like, I'm serious about my business. And for us, it was like, Disney Plus had not come out and the network had sold to was like, oh, this is maybe too expensive and too, like, risque for us. And they were like, well, we'll just save it for Disney plus. And we're like, that's two years away. This is done. Wow. When you're writing a Marvel show, is there

like a wall of Marvel shit do you have to sit down and listen to a Marvel spiel no there there wasn't like there was uh this guy jeff lobe who was sort of like the head of uh i think marvel for tv and for comics at the time would occasionally come in and just talk to us and be like oh so what are you guys thinking of doing like are there characters you want to use that you can't use and whatnot and there was like a big encyclopedia that we would go through me like we want to do this their character that can do that but a lot of times we were very like scared and so we were restrictive just being like well we don't want to do anything like that because they might use that character and then jeff would come in and be like make it weirder make it crazy go crazy have fun which was very

awesome to have that push but it was a lot of us just sort of being like yeah what what are like tied to because it's also you are scared of the audience and you're like you don't want to do something that they're like well really superhero no they're pretty forgiving this is the I understand it I know that everyone sees comic book fans is very loose and accepting of everything but sometimes they're going to be a little bit a little bit something something scary judge I approach the bench yeah Come to my bench, little. Why are you letting us talk about Marvel for 15 minutes?

Is this an objection? Yes. It's relevant to the bread. I want to use house of cards. Objection. It's relevant to the bread. Okay, I'll allow it. But you better be going somewhere with this.

I will be, Your Honor. So in New Warriors, sometimes the characters would eat food. Very good. Thank you. Thank you, Your Honor. All right. All right. Now, I've heard some interesting...

Oh, wait, are we done with the court case yet? No, not yet. Your one now. Helga's bread. Tell me about Helga's bread. Okay, so you're suing here. You're representing Big Bread. Yeah, I'm representing Big Bread.

Which is not a brand. It's Sesame Street? No, you're thinking of Big Bird. Okay, sorry. I'm representing Big Bread and Big Bed. Big Bread and Big Bed. Who are suing Broden for saying Australian bread is better than...

American bread. Big bread, big bed, up against Broden. Big bread v. Broden. It's the court case. Big bread v. Broden. And we're going to take this all the way up to the Supreme Court. Yeah. Broden.

Broden. Do you're the... Bredin. Does that mean you're the defense? Sorry, I'm not very good. I think Trump just gave with the job. In Australia. Yeah, he just gave it to me.

He has that power? Yeah, I was just an executive producer on the apprentice. I don't fucking know how courts work Okay, so you're the defence What am I arguing as well? I don't know You're defending yourself You're saying what?

That Australian bread is better Okay, Australian, I don't But you're the defence, Brodent And I want to tell you something The top punishment for Libele in this case Is death by hanging Okay

Oh no So you better defend yourself Well it starts for me with your definition, and I'd like the court's definition, of better. Sure thing. And bread. I don't have a definition, but I do have this speed-race of DVD. Yeah, let's see if this one on there.

It says, A Spectacular Adventure for All Ages, but D.N. Which is also how I would define better. Would you describe Helga as a spectacular adventure for all ages? Yes. That is the court's definition of better. Yeah. Is the blurb on the back of the Speed Ranger DVD? That's right.

I am the judge, and I decide that, yeah, that's it. So, Broden, you have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Australian bread delivers a spectacular adventure for all ages more than American bread. Yeah. I don't think I can. I think American bread has got... The general vibe, when you go to America and have American food, is that it's bigger and sweeter. Yes. Yeah.

More sour as well. We don't talk enough about how Americans really nailed sour. Really? Give me some examples. The lemonade has a bit more sourness. That's true. Which I actually, I like lemonade everywhere besides the U.S. more. I think it's more powerful.

Yeah, even just the Sprite or like when you get a lemonade here and it tastes more like Sprite. I feel like all of it, it just feels very like there's something like they want it to be bitter in a way. And I feel like everywhere else it's so much more refreshing. like a thing that you enjoy. Right. I agree. I agree. It's looking good for you right now.

I want to get a lemonade on the way home and a nice sandwich. Yes. With American bread? Very good, brodie. What bread would you use? Like, for a good sandwich, I don't like Helga's that much. You are doing a terrible defense. Like, seriously.

Hanging is the top. We can do shooting squad as well. That's the choices right now. But would you mean, like, hanging out and shooting the shit? Oh, yes. Yes. But you do that until you die? I'm down with that.

Yeah. Yeah. But there's no food. Oh, so I starved you. There's a group of, like, people in masks with guns that shoot you at one point. Yeah. So it's less of it. I'll have opening statements from the prosecution now, please.

All right. Was mine just that I do think there's is better? No, you haven't done your opening statement. We were just shooting the shit. I like to keep a chill court No and I love that I think that's why Trump saw a lot of potential in you It's your vibes

We were cool Me and Chumpy, cool Chumpy Chumpy I call him Chumpy Sure Donald Chump Yeah Now my opening statement is simple

I'm just a simple lawyer From the South in America Yeah very good Very dramatic I'd love to see a late 1990s movie About you Yeah Now I'm just a simple court

A simple prosecutor from the South, and I just believe in two simple things here. You're doing Kevin Spacey in the House of Cards? Nope. No, I'm not. It's a different guy. Okay, great. Don't compare me to him in any way.

But I believe in two things, and that is equality of life and also that America is better than everything. Wow. Amen. Amen. And to that end, I say, American bread just tastes really good.

A fantastic opening statement I must say Now for this grubs I just want to say No bias here Alright Just called me a fucking grub This way

It weren't grub Let's wrap this up Our bread is shit I don't like it I shouldn't win this case Unless Unless you care about Our children

Being healthy in their bread Wow. Not getting constipated. Fiber. Wow. In good old-fashioned Aussie workmanship. I want to be clear, I don't.

Yeah. I don't care about any of those things. I will have you know that this judge is Australian and he's a proud Australian. Call me an old sod. Wow, old sod, yes. An Aussie term. Yes, you're endearing to me.

When I was at the beach this morning, look at me. The beach, yes, we love the beach famously. The Castle, the movie? Oh, the castle. A great movie. A movie spurned by Americans. That's right. Rove.

Rove. I love Rove. Do you know Rove? No, what's Rove? What's Rove's a guy? Rove was like J. Leno. Okay. You think we have no culture in this country?

Rove. Hamish, Andy, Peter, Corinne. These are just your friend's names? Broden is friends with a lot of them As am I now, yes But that's the crazy life That we live as celebrities Yeah

All right So, Broden is at the end of your opening statement? No, I got more Wake in Fright Oh, very good, very good Martin Scorsese likes waking fright Genuinely Genuinely, a great film

Recommend it Osploitation era Osploitation I don't like that name for it I think it I think no I agree Good, yes

Chopper? Chopper Chopper Do you know what Chopper Chop? Chop chop chop chop What else did it

What Give me your top 10 Australian things Australian things Is he still your opening statement Yeah Okay Thank you for letting me into your opening statement Let it just flow out of you

I'm gonna go Tim Tams Yeah I'm gonna go Coalas I am gonna go genuinely the movie the cast Which I love. It's very funny.

Hey, fun fact about koalas, most of them have chlamydia. I did know that. And nevertheless, I love them. Kangaroos. Yeah. I'm not counting. I'm not either. Let's say that's seven.

I think we're at three or four. Who knows? Oh my god, what else is Australian? No, that's about right. Okay. I'm going to go Margot Robbie. Yeah. Beautiful, Margot Robbie.

I'm going to go Carl Urban. Yeah. New Zealand up. I'll take him. I could have swore. I took a big swing. I could have just said Nicole Kidman. Yeah.

Who else is Australian? Why am I forgetting? Tony Colette. Yeah. Beautiful, Tony Collette. Love Tony Collette. Who else was on Australian? Claudia O'Dowardy.

Yeah. Love her. I think she's great. Do you know Claudia? I don't know her person, but I'm a fan. Yeah, big. And what, I got three left? Sure.

I'm going to say, Auntie Donna. That's three of us. That is. Wow. Thank you. And then, so I only want two of those. And then for the 10th. Which one?

For the 10th Oh, I was kidding But No, no We're yes ending at you Okay At you Uh

Hmm What There was another food one That I had Oh no That's New Zealand again What is it? It was a New Zealand again

What was it? It was lemon and pyro The drink Lemon and Pyro Oh yeah Oh yeah I'll count that That's good choice

Wait that's another Australian thing Is to steal all their good shit Great Yeah There you go They invented the Pavlova. They say. They say.

Now, do you know the Pavlova? They don't. The Pavlova is the funniest Australian-New Zealand beef. Pavlova. Pavlova. So, very funny Australian-New Zealand beef, because we all have these arguments about who we invented what. Every Australian thing or New Zealand thing, the other country says we invented it.

Pavlova is big fights about who invented it. Pavlova is meringue, cream, fruit. I when you said that I was like it's probably not the Pavlov I'm thinking of so it is meringue cream fruit and we're fighting we fight we fought for decades over who made that

it's like I reckon 20 people from every country it's like when someone comes up with an easy joke it's like oh you stole that from this person's like no it's kind of just easy to come up with a million people made that joke yeah that's a good opening statement Brodyn thank you those are some of my favorite

things you know you helped him there Ah, shit. I'll help him shortly. Okay, sure. I've also been saying for 10 minutes that our bread's not as good. I would love to hear your favorite 10 American things. Hell yeah. Wow, that's good.

That's a good one. Genuinely? Yeah. Because you're going through some stuff right now, let's be honest. America? Yeah, you hear? No? Yeah.

America's the leader of the free world, no? Well, then why are we doing another Lilo and Stitch? That's what he's talking about. And it fucking grossed really well, yeah? Yeah, yeah. We're going through some stuff. So, American stuff, barbecue. Yeah.

Which is funny because I feel like, you know, everyone's like shrimp on the barbie. That's Australian. No, you're better at it. Yeah, we just put things on a barbecue. You close the lid and everything. We turn them around. Close the lid. You put it in there real low.

You got it going on. You guys put them on the grill and it's just like, I wish there was something else we could do with this. Yeah. Just going to get it hot. We go, like, the butter button at the movies. Butter button? The butter button Oh for the popcorn

Turn more butter Wow that That is such an American thing Now that you're yeah I'm like yeah I like the butter button I like I like

The service That is based on Of gratuity Okay That hey how are you No I find that too much I know Zach finds it too much I don't mind it

I think like The thing behind it Of we don't want to pay people enough So you have to Is wrong But I do like The idea that everyone Is nice because of

Is there anything else I can get you? I love that. Yeah. That's not happen to here. If you go to a waiter here and they're like, are you ready and you go, I need a bit more time, you will not see that person again. But I think the issue with gratuity service is it's like, I just want to be like, it's okay, you don't need to be my friends. Yeah. I wish there was a look you could give them where it's like, I'll tip you what you need.

Just be normal. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. I'm on your side. What else do I like about it, Merrill? I like the 9,000 channels. Yeah All streaming services now

But yeah It's nice to Yeah Just the flipping I like I'm Broden loves TV I do love

He'll be like He's shed rooms With me for a decade In hotel rooms Yeah He just watch your TV And he'll come to work Sometimes and be like

Did you guys See this thing On the TV I'm like Dude no Well you live in a hotel So it's all you got I do watch a lot of TV

I do I feel like I watch a lot of TV shows Like at home Sometimes it's like I pick a show And I stick to it When I'm in a hotel

It does feel like One of the most Peaceful things can do is just be like what's playing yeah yeah it's like I'm it's out of my hands I'm gonna flip through channels like oh Bridget Jones's diary great yeah and I want to see it with an ad break every 30 seconds so that's perfect and I also I mean whenever I'm in a hotel watching stuff because of our life you know being comedians it's always late so it's always road dogs you know saying it like it is telling truth to the mass yeah truth to power I think yeah and uh I'll

be in that hotel room after just doing a show, and it doesn't matter where I am, I'm just going to go on the road, dog. It doesn't matter where I am in America, you know, I'll get them on board. Sure. They'll go, who's this guy from New York? Who's this guy from New York? Because you walk on stage saying,

hey, I'm walking here, and they're like, got it. Yeah, they're like, got it, New York, I think we've got different politics. And I go, you know, but I, you know, my missus, my wife, she's, you know, and I'll go, how do we share that? Yeah. And then They're like, hey, I hate my wife too. I'm listening. Yeah.

And then I'll say, oh, you know, oh, I'll go, all politicians are shit. And he'll be like, yes. And then that's it, really. Sure. How does that connect? I don't remember. Okay, so then I'm watching TV. I'm a road dog.

I've just done my show. I'm watching TV. He tells it like it is. And then I'll be watching TV. And now this is real. And it's always late. So it's always infomercials. So the.

Only, like, free-to-air television I've watched in the last two years is infomercials. And you know the guy from Home Improvement, the other guy? So not Tim Allen, the other guy. Oh, Richard Coren. The one that co-hosts the Home Improvement Show. It's really Australian name. Richard Cairn. Is he Australian?

No, but it's a very... But he's got a hose now. He's got a hose that's really durable, stretches out. That's a kind of brilliant, like, what are you saying this? Because we're talking about TV I'm the judge You're just saying the guy The other guy

The other guy from Tile Malin Has gone a host now Just imagine going to court And the judge's like Real quick Can I say something Real quick Real quick

I got a thing So I was watching TV also The other day That is such a good Career pivot though It's like people know me as like The fake home improvement guy What have I just become a real home improvement guy

Yeah I'm gonna sell you a hose At one in the morning But the layer of the of the infomercial is that he's really famous. It's a world where home improvement is the bigger show still. Sure, it's our world.

It's our world, absolutely. And he'll be like, he goes to a Home Depot type place at one point, and he goes to the guy, he's like, how are you doing with your hose? He's like, it's all right. He's a guy. He's like, it's all right, but I can't get it to all the plants because it's too short. And he's like, well, you go use my hose. It's really long.

And then he's like, awesome. He's like, hey, is it all right? Can I get a selfie with you? That's so. in the ad. Yeah, in the ad. I don't think it's scripted. I think it's a real moment.

He's just going around selling his hose and then he gets a selfie with the guy. Incredible. Sorry, yeah, so back to bread. Sandwiches? Sandwiches, yeah. I like American sandwiches. Mainly the bread's really good. Sure.

But you know, also I'll say to American sandwiches, better filling to bread ratio. Too much bread in an Australian sandwich. Really? Yeah. I haven't had an Australian sandwich and now I'm like, I need to check that out. Yeah. I don't think we culturally have sandwiches. Not like America.

We would probably, if you went to a like at home, you'd have a veggie my sandwich, which is for babies. I've still never had veggie mite. I'm scared of it. We should have brought it and done that thing. We do it to all the poor people from overseas is make you eat it. But, you know, I wouldn't do that to you. Just a little bit.

It's just like a salty thing. Yeah. Just don't put too much on it, bread, lots of butter. Is the joke that it tastes awful? Like what's... No. Well, if you have too much of it. Okay.

It would be like making someone eat a spoonful of salt. Oh, okay. You know, so that's why, you know, so you just go, oh, here, have some veggie mite. They're like, oh, it's yeasty salt. But, you know. Sack-Effron claims to like it. It's quite nice. You just pull a little bit on.

Sure. I drove past the factory here. The veggie mite factory? Yeah, the veggie mite factory. Do you know how they make vegimeite? They extract yeast. Yeah, so the leftover yeast goop from the beer factory gets sent to the veggie mite factory, and they turn it. it into veggie mite.

I mean, I respect that from an ecological standpoint. If you don't like veggie mite, then you are, you know, not green. You're against the world, yeah. Eat the goop. You got to eat the goop. Okay. As a culture, veggie mite was invented decades after. We would just eat the beer goop on bread.

Yeah, there's got to be a better way to do this. Maybe we're going to add some salt. We suck. Yeah, oh yeah. We suck. Oh, yeah. No. Bro, I will remind.

Mind you, your life is on the line. Yeah, I don't want to live here anymore. Okay. You don't want to live anywhere? You could move. I want to live on the moon. Oh, that's what. That's what.

Do you really want to live on the moon? People of the court. I got three tickets to the moon. You, I just... Three tickets to the moon? Yeah. Lansie, get some moon music ready. I'll allow it.

You can object, though. I want to see where this goes. Oh, fuck. I want to take everyone to the moon. Braden, here's what I'm going to do. This is a little unconventional. If you can convince me that living on the moon would be fun and cool, then I will give you a, what's the word, where you, the exoneration.

Oh, yeah. Because you're guilty. Of. I don't know. I think, broadly speaking, you had a good defense for Australian bread, American bread from supermarkets can be a little too sweet in my opinion. But yumia. American, no, I'm not in my opinion, but American bread also in its family includes

San Francisco, California and sourdough. Oh yeah, as you see, his weakness. This guy's a big Disney guy. But, well, just generally, yeah. He likes a California Adventure Park when they used to have a bread section hosted by Colin mockery. Oh, when they had the giant loaves that were shaped like Mickey. Yeah.

Yeah, and they have in that, so where they make that bread, California Adventure being a complicated park with a weird history, it used to be, they used to be the sourdough tour where someone would give you a little free piece of dry sourdough, and then you'd watch a video starring Colin Mockery and I think Rosie O'Donnell talking about the history of sourdough in California. We were famous people that they could get. Yeah, oh yeah, man, this is 1999.

The rollout, what's his naming it? Who was the CEO at the time? Eisner. Eisner. Like it's very Drew Kerry based, the people that, like the Drew Kerry show people. Well, yeah, there was also that Hollywood. So up the, up from there, there was the Hollywood tour where you get, the line is like L-A-X. Yeah.

Have you been to this one? Well, this is gone. This is gone, right? So because it was Hollywood themed. So I remember I was staying in Hollywood. I was living in Hollywood. And then I went to California Adventure out of like, this is a Hollywood-themed land. Driving distance from Hollywood

Driving distance from Hollywood And one of the rides It was only open for one year Was I can't remember what it was called It was about like limousines And the line was LAX And the storyline was meant to be You're a big celebrity

And you're running late for the premiere At the Grauman's Chinese theatre Yeah So then the concept was You were meant to line up in LAX And then you'd get in a car And then the car Was meant to race through L.A.

and then you'd get to Groundman's. As they were making the ride... Paparazzi chasing. Paparazzi chasing you. Oh, yes, yeah. As they were making the ride, Princess Diana died in a limousine from being chased by paparazzi.

So they changed it to just be a slow limousine drive. The change they made was to, like, make it slower and safer. Oh, God. So what it was, what it became, the ride was, you'd line up in L-A-X. So you've just been in L-A-X. the worst airport in the world and now it's align the worst

part of a theme park theme to the worst airport and then you slowly drive around Hollywood and then there's weird animatronics of Drew Kerry just like hey oh my god I can't imagine flying in being like we're going to Disneyland and then getting out of LAX taking like a shuttle

going to Disneyland and being like all right now let's ride this ride and just sort of being like what are we doing exactly all these little characters they turned it into the Monsters Ink ride and put him in hazamette suits they just covered the drew carry in that's honestly genius those imaginers killed it with that one so you know actually when you're on the monster zinc ride you actually know that that hazmat suit over there is actually drew carry you're like that

hazmat suit is doing is sitting behind a desk and giving points out yeah so folks that is my pitch we go to the moon I I mean you convinced me I don't remember the point you're making but I do remember We're having a good time for the last few minutes, so I think... Yeah, I have a nice time. Yeah. I will say, you didn't answer any of my... This is my moon music. Oh, okay.

Tell me about the moon, bro, and real quick. The moon... Why it's good to live there? Why not go where no one has ever lived long? Because there's no gravity, there's no air. Let me finish. Let me finish. The moon does sticks to you and is itchy.

It's itchy. Yeah? It's like little shards of glass. Moon dust is itchy? Well, it's like little shards of glass and it sticks to you. It's positively charged so it sticks to you. It's real gross. Oh, wow.

That sounds fucked. And there's radiation. You switch up midpoint. Yeah, I don't want to go to the moon. Never mind. You don't want to go to the moon? No, I'm happy here. This, the moon is Earth.

What? What? The moon is Earth, and we should treat Earth like it's the moon. make earth the moon make earth moon again instead of trying to make moon the earth yeah we should make earth the moon

wow wow yeah it's beautiful I think I don't really understand what you're saying but I get the sentiment I think the music really helps yeah really helped yeah Lindsay worked really really really hard to go and find that and I really really really appreciate you Lindsay felt like a like a weird mid 90s

low budget family movie that was more depressing than you remember. The magical twist of, yeah. A family man. Can we you play it again and we'll see if we can make other stuff feel magical? Sure. What would you like to early California adventure? Sure.

One day a man named Michael Eisner had a vision to add a second park to the Disneyland resort. But then after the failure of Euro Disney, he didn't have enough money. So the park featured a tour where Colin. and mockery tells you about sourdough. A slow limousine drive ride and also a whole thing about the history of agriculture in California. It wasn't very good.

People didn't like it and it lost lots of money. Thanks, that's really good. Thanks for that. I mean, Mark, I would like you to tell us about your trip of Australia to this music. Sure.

So I've been traveling this fair lands for the better half of the month. I've gone through Sydney, gone through Adelaide. And I've had a wonderful time. You know, you come to a place like this in the winter and you think it's going to be too cold to hang out to go see all the beautiful beaches,

to see all the wonderful floor on fauna you've got. And every city I've come to, aside from Melbourne, it's been raining the first day. So it sets myself up for failure. But I think that in having that immediate rain and then getting so much sun, I really get to see all the beautiful sides of this great country, you know.

I've walked through botanical gardens. I've seen a lovely zoo. I've eaten timetams everywhere I've gone. All things you can get in America. Well, they're different. Not those specific gardens or those specific timetams. Yeah, true. Yeah.

I have to go to specialty stores to get Tim Tams. They're flowing out of. I don't even want them. Guys will be like, take these. We got to go to specialty stores to get Lucky Chams. You go to specialty stores to get Tim Tams. We should take you to an American food store here. I would love that.

just be like, oh, it's just all of my, it's just Gelson. The funniest layer is they're all fronts to sell illegal vapes and Chinese cigarettes. Hell yeah. Just like American stores do you just freely. I would like to say a big thank you to Mark Mack 2 for being American Mark Mac 2 for joining us for two wonderful episodes, the second being a court trial. And also to our dear friend Demi Adiguibe for doing the show with us. may be.

Wherever he may be. And now it's time for my final judgment. America Mark, Mark 2. You didn't do closing statements. Nope. Talks you at your tour. But I really liked your southern guy. Thank you, can only.

Yeah, who I think he went on a real emotional journey. I think he was prejudiced at the start, but was doing the job because he was honorable. Sure. And then by the end, he was less prejudiced. He realized that those people are no different than us. Yes. Those people being Australians. Yes.

Yes. The plot of Philadelphia, but for Australians and bread. Beautiful. Broden, you've fucking sucked at the bread argument. I gave you a second chance with the moon argument. And you sucked at that too. But I don't think it's right to put them in. to death because he said

an opinion about bread. So I will be, you are guilty. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. My punishment for you is life imprisonment, but chance of parole in 20 years. All right, there you go.

What do I've got to do? To get parole. Mm-hmm. Just be a good boy. Read your books. Don't, don't shank anyone. Don't, you know, just be Nice. Could all the bread talk.

Cut the bread talk, man. It's a little rude. More bread talk. He doesn't like rude. Not that kind of rude. Well, that sounds good and I'll take my medicine. This has been Judge Zach and this is my, I should say, this is my pilot, like a sort of a sneaky pilot for a Judge Judy style show. We're on the judge.

Judge Zach. Judge Zach. So if you like the sound of that, right into Channel 10, let them know you want to see it. Make it feel like they think it's organic and then they'll come to me. All right, otherwise, thank you, America, Mark, Mark, too. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you, Brod and Kelly. Thanks, everyone. Thank you for being here, then. Of course. Have a good one. Bye. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week.

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