Aunty Donna Podcast - Broden's Books

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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Get our legends and welcome to another rep episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. This week it's Broden's Books, the weekly podcast where Broden talks all about books. If you love books and you love Aunty Donna you can pre-order always room for Christmas Yeah listen to the only proper podcast The greatest fucking podcast in the world Burning like a tank and sometimes a guest We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Cover the brand for the video Cover the brand to be coffee shop I don't want to be doxed

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A couple minutes. Come on, show up, time traveler. That's what we just proved. And if you show up at 15 minutes past, ADHD time travel has exist. I hear they're late. They're running late. Time travel is only a bit the scum of the community that runs like, oh good, you're so good.

I'm just worried that you're doxing us the time travel. Well, and what we've just proven is that time travel doesn't exist. That's what we just proved. And if you show up at 15 minutes past, time travel has exist. I hear they're late. They're running late. I hear they're running late. Time travel has only been discovered by communities that run like... Oh, good stuff. Alright, well, this is podcast about... So, hello, and welcome... I got this. Hello, and welcome to the book club with Broden Kelly, a weekly podcast that you are subscribed

to where I, Broden Kelly, take you through a book of the week. What's about like, it felt right. It felt right. It felt right. The energy you were created. Sometimes you got to go with something. No, no.

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I'm at my most immune. Welcome to the book club. With Broden Kelly, the Broden's books. Broden's big book show. Yeah. You've read books before, Broden. Excuse me. You're ex,did you fart?

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Welcome to the book club with Broden's books. Okay, we get that from him. Because he's in that. Oh, good. I just heard someone coming near the door, by the way. Because they're time traveler. And not, oh, you're a bit late. Yeah.

It's 11, 15 right now. Oh, wow. but I never said Podcast what the 15 you know 15 past would get So yeah, but I might say it later and they you know what I mean And now to get a little bit of shame and apologies. It's alright. You've discovered time travel Forgive the 15 minutes late. No, I'm so sorry. I mean, I know I prefer a shame in apologies to a shaman apologies. Why? Why? Why? Why? Because a shaman should never apologise. Is that a rule? They bring comfort to their community. I feel like if a shaman

made a mistake, they could they have every right to apologise, just like everyone else. Everyone has the right to apologise. Sorry. Bro Broden Kelly is showing the cup to the patrons. Well, that's it. That's one of the advantages of being. Tickle-to-tick of being. That's the name of the cafe. Yeah, well, the color of... And the color of...

Your art cell went tickle. Your art cell, yeah. Welcome to the book club. The block club. I'm Broden. Is your taint the same color as your art cell? Haven't checked. This week on the book club... You shouldden. Is your taint the same color as your asshole? Haven't checked. This week on the book club, you should get to know your taint.

This week on the book club I nestled in on the... Wait, just because it's been interrupted a lot, I think you should go from start. Just my act's been interrupting you with the person I choose. Sometimes I sit down with a mirror and I just get to know my taint. I pull my legs up above my head. That's the life of a man who lives by himself. I pull my balls up, I get a mirror and I just look at it and I go, hello beautiful, you know, and just have a look at the taint and just, you know,

because it's gorgeous, it's beautiful and each one is unique, like a flower. Do you want to know my opinion on religion? No. I can throw it at it. Can I try? That's big. That sounds big. It's not like a big conversation.

I get that, but I just need to make one point. About religion? About religion. It's a bit of a Christopher Dawkins butcher. OK. If there was a god, why would he make a hairy taint so hard to shave? But then he invented God-invented man-scapes, the awesome brand who don't sponsor us. He gave us man-scapes.

We got close to getting sponsored by man-scaped ones. A crinkly, a crinkly hairy aura. Enough. Enough. There is no god that would make that. Just get some of the cream. That's why God invented the hair removal cream. This was the invention of man of science.

God gave us nothing but a crickly hairy orifice. I thought, what about why are there walls and stuff? You could say that. And the worm that chews through the eyeball. Those things are bad. You haven't tried the Wipe Your Bum with a hairy bum hole? Yeah, it sucks. You haven't tried the Wipe Your Bum with a hairy bum hole?

I love this. Once I, as a child, lavid my balls in the hair removal. In that hair removal. Once as a me two weeks ago. Oh, Jesus, really? Oh, God. It was such a mistake. My balls were on fire.

They had so much. They shriveled right up and the hair did not go away. Do you know for sure that you can have kids? No, I don't. I don't. But I'm thinking of getting my nuts removed so that I can't. Make sure to push the family-friendly nature of the book. We made sure to make the book family-friendly.

Because I don't want to versect me. I want them to remove the nuts. It's called castration. Welcome to the book club with Broden Kelly and Broden's books, a weekly podcast where I bring in the writers of a book and we talk about the book. Well, unfortunately you couldn't bring in the writers. You couldn't get the right to her. I don't even know the canon. This week, I've got two people who have, what do I do?

There's a book, there is a book. You just got us. You'd be like a Larry David, is it Larry David? He never, no, no, Larry King. Larry King. Larry David. Larry David, well, both riff, right? And they both, and he's interviewed,

Larry King's interviewed Larry David. And they're both from New York, and they both, and he's interviewed Larry King's interview, Larry David. And they're both from New York and they both moved to LA. Yes, for work. But the point I was going to say is that Larry King, as a point of pride, never did research. So sometimes that's where some of his funniest interview moments come from is he'd be... Okay. So it's okay that you have an unresearched you we're exploring together you're discovering all right you're Larry David all right you did go with that it's allegedly go

right the book so it's gonna look a bit weird yeah I didn't do much on it hello and welcome to the Broden hello and welcome to Broden's books a weekly podcast where I talk books I'm more like a Larry King what's your favourite book you've ever... No, I'm the guy I'm the host! Yeah, and I'm here and I'm having fun. Just let me into fucking introduce you. That's a lovely family friendly, so I'll go to the language.

Yeah. You talked about shaving your gooch for a long time. Yeah, with the confidence that it would be cut. It won't be. We're a no-cut podcast. We are a no-cut podcast. We are a no-cut podcast. We're welcome to no-cuts podcast. No-cuts, right, A's.

Not a single cut on today's podcast. Now, I'll tell you a swift. That's, yeah, like, I know repeat workday. No repeat workday is the no-cuts workday. All right. Today I'm sitting with two people who started enacting school, but then moved out of that industry

into the world of comedy and find themselves now plugging a literary novel this, climbing up the literary charts to be potentially becoming number one bestseller. I'm sitting here this morning with Mark Bonanno, Mark Samuel Bonanno, and Zachary Rauane from Undydonna. My first question, where's the name come from? Well, that's a good question.

Yeah, it's a good question. Now, usually we give a different answer every time. We decided early on, why give that boring answer? We want our fans to Google our name, Google that question and come up with a bunch of different answers. But actually, this is the reveal of the actual answer of where Auntie Donna actually came from. Quite legitimately, we had to make a choice

when we became involved in the publication, this book, which we didn't want to originally. Originally, we were scared of what? Ghosts and ghouls. Ghosts and ghouls most. Goblins? Personally, goblins. Yeah, yeah. I said to my- Because there's not a lot of information about what exactly is a goblin. Well, I would imagine the green goblin. Well, hub Goblin is just a different goblin in the

Spiderman universe. It's a he's a mad scientist too. I don't know. That was a character. Yeah, hub Goblin. But there are hub Goblins. So that character is named after the hub Goblin. But there's goblins as well. So the goblin, green goblin is named after goblins. Right. So he's a hobgoblin. He's named after. Huh? This is the hobgoblin. Hobgoblin. Hob. What is Hob? I don't know. He's a friend of Shaw, but they started out as enemies. Right.

He killed so many people, but now they're friends. Yeah. Well, if he's friends with Shaw, murdered an entire hospital of people. Just, wow. Fast and lauded. Slotted a hospital of people, but now he's been sure they have fun.

I wanna say Hobbs and Saw, where Jigsaw and Hobbs go. The director of Saw directed for Now the Fury Seven. So we could get a Hobbs and Saw. That would be the best bash out. Hobbs, Shore and Saw. Hobbs, Shore and Saw. Hobbs and Saw.

Fuck it Hobbs and Saw, wake up in a jigsaw trap. That's the best fucker movie idea for a movie. That movie would be good. Would it do well? Yes. Would it get bad reviews? Yes. Would it be the greatest fucking film of all time? No. Would it be close? Yes. So where the name come from? Aunty Donor is a children's author, a very mysterious children's author. A lot of people don't know this, but now here it is. Let's mark the definition. There's a lot of people don't know this. They don't know this.

They don't know this. But here it is. But here it is. Now if you're L.H. and from Australia, you would be aware of this fact. Antidona was a very popular children's author in that space in the early 90s. We all discovered Aunty Donna together when we went to primary school. I don't remember that. Yeah, you do.

I don't. What do I need to know? Just telling you when you're playing along, so. Playing ignorant. No, this is good practice because we're going to get ghost writers by about the second or What do I need to know? Just telling you when you're playing along, so. Play ignorant? Play ignorant. This is good practice, because we're going to get ghost writers by about the second or third book. So you are going to lead the way for us.

OK. So I don't know anything. So what did you guys decide? Is there a bit in the book where you explain the canon? Yes. All through it. It sprinkled through. So we don't want to give it all over.

No, I can't give it all over. We're saying an old woman wrote this book. And her name is Rote. You guys wrote it. It sprinkled through. So we don't want to give it all away. You're saying, you're saying an old woman wrote this book. And her name is you guys wrote it. You got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, Sam and I did a first draft of, we wanna make a put book, we think it'd be really good. And we could take this to Penguin and see if they like it. What was that? So, when I initially pitched the idea of a put book, I remember I was in a dark place, I was in isolation.

Yeah, we were all in isolation and not me. You would just out, I was getting out there every day. You would just mark an empty vacancy. Mark's an empty vacancy, he was at the protest. He was punching horses. He was punching the lake shots. I just went there to punch horses. Yeah, because I can punch her.

I can KO or horse, don't fuck with me, because I will KO or horse. He's running, he's running for a seat in Victoria Parliament. He's running for an ounce of Is it running for a seed? You're an anti-vaxer but a horse puncher first. Horse punch, I've always been a horse puncher first because of the way they fucking trot around and shit on the floor like animals.

Pick it up. I'm not your fucking mate. That's what I said. I was your pickers before. But what would you say pick it up with what? I don't know with their tail that I see a brush in about. When Mark came to work with the activated almonds, I said nothing.

When Mark told me about something he'd seen on Facebook, I said nothing. When Mark became a horse-punching anti-vaxxer, there was no, you said nothing. I said nothing. You see, Mark is running as an independent, in an out of suburban seat for the Victorian Parliament. And I'm worried. Yeah, don't say anything though.

Now I... So, yeah, you pitched it. When I pitched it to the group as something that we could do that wouldn't be constantly rescheduled like the tour was. Like the tour was. Like the tour was. Yeah, you can't give a book COVID. No, no, you can't.

We thought. We thought it does turn out that there are challenges to publishing a book over Zoom. But when I pitched that, I had forgotten, when I said we should write night before Christmas style poem around, based on the sketch, always room to put Christmas put and make it a picture book in the style of early 90s, picture books,

like Memphox, et cetera. When I said that, I had forgotten. Mark pointed that out to me. We finished the Zoom, we sort of agreed to pursue it. Finish the Zoom, Mark called me immediately afterwards and he said, hey, was that all right? There was a bit of tension, we worked through that. Yeah, you know, because Zoom

it's hard to read body language. And then after that conversation, he said, he said, he said, And then after that conversation, after that conversation, he said, oh by the way, by the way, my man, my man, he said,

point is already based on a book. And I said, what? He said, it's based on that book by Aunty Donna who inspired our name I said what are you talking about man he said Zach everything you described in that call Everything you describe is the book that we base this sketch on the dry I said the draft that you I went we're good yeah yeah I said absolutely I'm sorry it's the meds it It's the isolation. That's cool. Yeah

Yeah, you know, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't saying any no, it wasn't you I said it wasn't even I've also canceled some of my cinema screenings as well. I'm just really Yeah, yeah, I'm not going on for a lot of the momentum that was happening there has been killed This is big where about to cancel it. Yeah, I was a stress of co-. So there were stresses about co- Oh, and then potentially some miscommunication about what time to read Body Like Greed. Let's leave that there. Yeah. You and then I said, like, the draft that you presented that you said I had written is just a copy word for word of the book.

Yeah. That we already copied. Yeah. You're like the layer of us stealing that sketch, stealing that book and the concept of that book and dialogue from that book and the look of the characters from our entire career. That was already bad enough. But now what you're proposing is a direct copy. And he said, and I just looked it up, this book was published by Penguin. And you're proposing we go to Penguin and pitch to them. A book that already exists. And I said, and I just looked it up, this book was published by Penguin. And you're proposing we go to Penguin and pitch to them. A book that already exists. And I said, my God, you're right.

So how did you feel when pretty much that you were potentially suffering from quite a serious, you know, about of mental illness, like dementia or something that you'd forgotten? Well, I was going through some mental illness issues at the time. But aside from that, the joke ones. Yeah, the joke ones. Yeah. So, the joke ones. Yeah, the joke ones.

Yeah. So, how did you feel when you realised that you had either deliberately or completely, in a more fucked way, never heard of a book that fully exists? It's like coming in one day and saying, I've got an idea for an animated series about a guy called Homer, his wife, Marge Bartleyser, and Maggie, and I live in Springfield. Now, on top of that, imagine if few people had seen the Simpsons and you were in a sketch group called The Simpsons.

Yes. Right. So, how did you feel when that happened? When that happened, I, well, the situation was that I did know about the book. So what I was proposing to the group was that was plagiarism. Yeah. Well thank God you caught him. I know and the clear just in case people aren't following this exactly, the sketch on YouTube always room for Christmas put that we've, how many times have we re-uploaded it at this point? Twice I think, maybe three times. Two or three times.

And we'll do it again. We absolutely will. Because it makes money every time. That's what I mean. You can't deny those YouTube dollars. We upload it, it just fucking equates the gold, pure gold. And it may be bad. You can, if your buddy, Jake Paul, he denied those YouTube dollars.

Was it Jake Paul or the other one? Logan. Logan Paul. What do you do? He denied those YouTube dollars to a it Jack Paul or the other one? Logan. Logan Paul. What do you do? He denied those YouTube dollars to a hell of a lot of YouTube. It's suicide force. Now, is that music? Is that connected to the suicide force? Well, when he did that, money went away from ad revenue on YouTube in a large scale. So everyone, the whole, he was the trickle down. Everyone, this community, it was making careers off it, not us at the time to be the bigger ones

We're making huge money off ad revenue and then ad revenue went away When he did that because he was putting fucked up footage online that anyone could watch not regulated not Yeah, you know stop. Yeah, and he was doing that at that point everyone went fuck. We should Sort out YouTube. Oh, I didn't that I had a trickle on effect. But you know, what do you do? You're in a suicide forest, you gotta. No you don't feel like you don't have water, you gotta get your turn off the camera.

Like he had no choice. I feel like he had no choice. You don't, you turn off the camera. You're coming this week. Punch and horses and that. Yeah no choice. We're seeing really grumped his vectors. Turn it off there, You turned off the camera.

You at the very least you don't go back to Tokyo. And then do a call to subscription. That's really the point of the video where it goes. He does a call to subscription. He's like, oh, this feels weird, but I'm like, it's subscribed. Can we about this book that you guys, the only thing is that he could have been wearing

a bigger hat, that was my own book. Yeah, okay. Let's move the fuck on. Why, if you didn't write this book, why are you plugging the only thing is that he could have been wearing a bigger hat. That was my own. Yeah, okay Let's move the fuck on why if you didn't write this book. Why are you plugging the book? So mark then said because this canons all fucked up Well, yes, and just to go back to that sketch that we have always room for Christmas put a lot of people don't know that that is based off a popular children's Picture story book from 1992 1992 by an author whose name is Auntie Donnelly? And this is all real wink. Yes, not without that. No wink. That's the truth. Remember when we came in, it was a scrawny type thing.

When we came in and we said to you, this is a scrawny type thing. Why do you say this is a scrawny type thing? Well, it's Peter Heller's scrawny, but scrawny will never say. Strawny will never say, strongie will never say, I'm played by Peter Hellier. It's strongie as well. And when he's interviewed, when he's interviewed by the boys on Channel 70,

he is played by Peter Hellier in our world. So in our world, you don't have to defend strongie Peter Hellier. We're all we need to defend is the book. Peter, if you're listening, I'm so sorry that we just unveiled the tronies. Everyone knows, right? But I didn't know. But it's a wink. When he goes on, it's like Borat as well.

When he goes on, we're about Borat. Borat is played by Sashabaranko. No, Sashabaranko is the executive producer, right, a director of that scene. He's Borat's friend. Sashabaranko. No, you're Robert Borat. Borat is Sashabaroncom with a mustache on it No, no Sasha baroncom talks like this Hello, I'm Sasha baroncom Borat talks like this

Forget that, don't worry about that Don't worry about that, don't worry about it I gotta question if Sasha baroncom and borat are different people How come they're in the same room right now Hello, I'm Sasha baroncom, I went to Oxbridge Action match You're proving my point really, aren't you in the same room right now. Hello there, I'm Sasha Baron code, I went to Oxbridge. I got you, Matt. You're proving my point, really, aren't you? I use irony.

You're proving my point. I use my life. Yeah, yeah. Why, how? Because they're in the room together. Well, you've just played them. And how is that proving your point? Because I'm saying that Sasha Baron

can't play Borat. The mark is the greatest actor I've ever met. What's up? Sacha Baron Cohen has never played a character in his life. He has. He recruits people that look like him. He did that. This sounds like you sound like you've come up

with a Strawny Man theory. No, that's a Strawman theory. Falsy of Strawman. Falsy of Strawman. He is not straw man. Hey, he is not. The straw-n-e-falacy. He can get it up. He can get it up. Don't say that he's fallacy.

The straw-n-e-falacy is when... He can get hard as an arguing. Anyone else. So the straw-n-e-falacy is when an argueer calls to a comedic performance and the maintaining of world building within that comedic performance. As an example of... That's too high-concept and also niche.

I think there's a lot of fans of Strony and a lot of fans of different philosophical argument styles. I think there's a good vend vent diagram. They're the people that wear vintage football jumpers. I get the style of... Go. So what's the canon? By the way, when we did Netflix, we had a joke about canon in the show and they said, no one gets what canon is. Everyone fucking knows. If you know what canon Canon is tweet. I know what Canon is. I know it's it's I feel like the Marvel movies

Which are some of the most popular cinema and parts of the Caribbean series? Yes Different But yes, there are lots of cannons in those movies. Yeah, yeah, but that's not the cannon we were talking about for the Netflix series crazy or the or that's not I don't know what cannons are Have you heard of a synonym? Oh, yeah, I have it in my Don't know I've been known as yeah Anyway, tell me about this book Sorry, I get weak you get the camera, but this is not a video fuck guys

We have only got about four minutes left to talk about the book that we are trying to actually sell. Yeah. So you guys didn't write the book? No. No. There's a person who wrote the book. Yeah. Their name is Antidone.

So the reasons you should buy the book, reasons you should buy the book. Let's make a list. Me? Well, yeah. I'm a punter. Yeah, you're a punter. Pretend you didn't write the book. I didn't Nodded way Well, you know the book I'll win 30 years ago called anti-donna

I've re a recluse so she's a real recluse and they're hints throughout the book you guys You guys didn't write the book quotation marks guys, you guys didn't write the book, quotation marks. I didn't write the book. Actually, I didn't write the book. I gave notes and here and there and here and there, but I wanted to let you guys just feel it out. Is it a good little process? So, the book, the book.

The reasons you should buy the book. Can I ask a question on the canon of this, right? So James Fosdike was the illustrator of the book James Fosdike who is a Contemporary of ours. He's around now drawing pictures. I got to be honest with you We haven't thought that through if we do a second Christmas book We'll have the answer for you if we do a second podcast to promote this book Yeah, cuz like a he'd be our age at 31 or something. Yeah, can we come again? 31. Yeah, that's easy. That's easy

I can show you want to commit to an answer because as soon as it's recorded it's done I'd like to check in with you before I'm happy to commit to an answer. Yeah, you just go for it the first Assure this book 30 years ago didn't have pictures no No, it didn't he doesn't like no did no it didn't Why has he there's a rift in the canisterle? Oh God, this is quickly becoming the expo. In the next... It didn't have...

It didn't have the pictures though. Oh God, no one loves to die. It's a pass, we got a retcon already. It didn't have the... He just traced over them. Yeah. He just... He was...

He's James Fosdijk, Jr. Jr. Jr. And he did... He was a prodigy. Why is it not say, Jr. on the book? It wasn't a prodigy. He was a prodigy. And he did the original. He was a prodigy. Why is it not say junior on the book? He was a prodigy. He was a prodigy.

Because he was a prodigy. Because Fosdark was his father. No. He was immortal. He's immortal. James Fosdark is immortal. Is it immortal being? And he traveled back in time.

He traveled back in time using his immortality powers to, and it's a multiverse. And he's at Yeast. And then one of the multiverse's time runs a little bit slower. He jumped multiverse and they made paint. What? And they're made of paint. Everyone's made of paint. It's a doctor who think. Dr. Marvel. Dr. Marvel. Dr. Marvel. Dr. O. Dr. Sambal. Dr. Sambal. Dr. D. Dr. Sambal. Dr. D.

Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D.

Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. Sambal. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. D. Dr. I love Daredevil. Yeah, okay. I lied.

I said, what did I say? I like Spider-Man as I was up front. I said I'm more of a DC fam. Bitch. Did you really? Didn't say bitch, though. I didn't call him. Did you really say you're a more of a DC fam? Yeah, I did.

That is outrageous. What am I supposed to do? Lie. Yeah. Yeah, well, I lied. I said Spider-Man. You didn't see Tyco Waititi going around doing interviews, he's going, you know what? It's through Batman. They gave me Thor. Well, he should. Yeah, well I lied I said spider man. You can see you type a white teedy going around doing interviews going

You know what it's do Batman. They gave me thought well, he should be would do a great bad man We would do it. I mean so fun. And then all the fans will be like, well, he's funny He's meant to be a great man. Hey, hey, I'm get back on track. It's meant to be a I just think they go darker and gritty with the next Batman This one was as gritty as it was Hey, hey shut up. What do you want? Who's the book?

What do I want with the book? What do you want about it? We put in intro. We wrote an intro. Many intros were written. It's got lots of extra stuff. Plus the original book written by Not Us Aunty Donut. Aunty Donut.

It's kids safe. There's no swearies or blareies. You can bring it. It's kids safe, there's no swears or blaries. You can bring... It's actually kids can actually... You can actually... This is not like a fake one where we say, can't tough way through. No, no, no, no.

100%. There's no concern. We wrote it for the whole fair. There's three little cons in it. Us. But we're... Can I ask that about the canon as well? If it's 30 years ago, why the illustration is just...

We're based on... We look on... you would do a plastic surgery and stuff. No, we just ripped them off We just like as we grew up we realized that we could kind of style us it would blow you mind what you can do with a beard and some contouring Yeah You think this is my natural nose I Don't think that you'd be blown away with what you could do with some contouring. So you're okay, okay, I'll buy that. So we base our looks on the characters in this book. Okay.

Yeah. It's all there in the book. Oh, you got any good idea? You have to do it. Is buy it. Yeah, great question, Broden. I'd love to answer all of that. Buy it.

But, um, please. The only real answers are in the book. Well, you've brought in a copy of the book today. Take us through it. Don't touch that. That's the recording equipment. You could... The book doesn't exist yet. It's being printed right now. Read a surpassed from it.

It might be out now. October 18th. Can you read a surpassed from the book? You can buy the book. I can't find you. I think we close out. How long have we got left, Tom? That's what you'll be going like 29.50 to the book. Yeah, so I think to close out on a passage from the book

that exists currently while we're talking about it. It does. I think you guys built that book beautifully. When we recorded this, it was being printed. October 18th, the book is available in your local sex shop or wherever you get your books from. Sex shop? Yeah.

You just said it was for kids. It is for kids, but we're selling it wherever we can. But if you want to for kids, they can't go in with sex shop. Yeah, but then they can buy it at Big W. They can buy it at borders. They can buy it at reddings. Reading can buy it at borders, they can buy it at readings. Reading.

Yeah, you always say readings. Because I'm thinking of readings like that English down the suburb. Is it readings though? I don't know. I would say it would be reading. I think it makes sense. You're going there to read.

That's why I correct. But they sell music too, so why isn't it listening? Because that's, and still the reading. Starbucks sell donuts. You knowed. Starbucks sell donuts. That's the same. You know what? Starbucks sell donuts. No, they sell stars and they sell cows. General Motors sell entertainers.

Oh, like a buck. Is that what a cow? A deer. A deer? Yeah, a buck, I don't know. Like a male deer, I think. Read a passage from the book's act. Take us out.

Can we? Well, I want to get out of here and go buy myself a copy of this book. Oh, good. I think a cow is a female buck. No, a male deer, the box, the Milwaukee box. Yeah, but I think you refer to the, or is it a, I don't, I've played Buck Hunter and sometimes your students is you've hit a cow, I think, from memory.

I don't know, I can't remember. I'll want a buck Hunter I'll never in my house. How much of the book should I read? Just the first verse? Ah, yeah. That sounds good. Yeah, all right. To close this out, Zach reading this.

Tom, can you put some Christmas music? Tom this. Yeah, I can't. No, he can do it in post. Thank you, Tom. Thank you, Tom. Say thank you, that's right. Thank you, Tom.

No worries. Thanks, Tom. Um, Tom. Say thank you, that's right. Thank you Tom. No worries. Thanks Tom. Christmas. Beck, Beck, the traders is filling in for Tom who has COVID. Beck, you got me Tom. Yeah, but yeah, if that's okay. I'm just muscle memory. Thank you.

I'm stupid old studios. For your next film event, choose stupid old studios. Stupid old studios. The good day over. Stupid Old Studios. The good, they are very, yeah. It's great. Okay, a passage from the put book that you guys wrote, but not really. Always a room for Christmas put by Auntie Donna.

This is only one of us. Two verses, you know, but I think that's enough because you've got to buy it together. You've got to buy the book. Christmas dinner was done. It was one of the greats. Where once was a banquet, just lay empty plates. The prawns and bean salad and ham were so yummy.

Yeah. Now all that remained were the guests with full time. And that's a cliffhanger now. Or can you finish it? The book? No, the book has about another 30 pages. And it's all a twist and turns. And then at the end of the book there is some reading questions

for you and your friends to... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Traditional Christmas story everyone knows the story Christmas time. Everyone knows the story. I watch black video Christmas time I watch it for my family every time every day Every day every day. I was a as a matter of you know, this is what this is what I fucking done guys You watch all like sort of like yeah, if you want to leave under my roof. Yeah, watch this fucking Put video put video show it makes his dad watch it. It's weird. I've seen it. I've witnessed it. He's like, Dad, do you want to stay here another night? Watch this.

It's weird, man. It's weird. Makes him watch put. And he makes him watch $30 bottle of wine. It's so fucking strange. Have you not witnessed him do this? No, no, no, no. You should come over sometime and see it.

OK. 9.50pm every night. We oil up his head. And you can just fucking hit that thing as hard as you want. It makes us sound that we'll get you rock hard. All right, on that note, thanks so much for coming in guys.

Can't wait to see this book in person. And congratulations on writing it. I think it's going to be, you guys done a great job. People are loving it. The presales are through the roof. Congratulations. October 18th. And you can do. People are loving it. The presales are through the roof. Congratulations. October 18th. And you can do presales.

And you can do presales. Next week, we review where the Craw Dad sing. What? With the Craw Dad sing down our BAM away. Whatever that book is it. That's far. Have you read it? Is it a...

Yeah, it's 10 years going to see it. You want to see the book. It's a movie it, it's a book. Yeah, it's a book. You want to see the book. It's a movie produced by Reese Witherspoon. We're a crotch-dads sing. It's going to go see the book. Yeah, so there's a thing called adaptation, man. I'm not.

That's my favourite movie. No, we're over. Thanks for listening. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week.