Aunty Donna Podcast - Broden's Shed

Episode Date: August 29, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-snuff production. This is a message for Tom. Play some big, blokey rock music now. This is also a message for Tom. Don't cut out that message for Tom. And Tom, maybe even just go to the Rumpus for a renovation theme. If you really stuck for fighting something. This is a message for Tom. Yeah, that bit a bit more rocky.
Starting point is 00:00:36 So that, and a bit of like, you know. Well, this is a message for Tom. You probably won't have the time to do something a bit more rocky. So if you just need to rely on the Rumpus Room renovation thing that's fine. This is a message for everyone here. Mark's dog just nearly hung himself with the wires so if we can just lift any wires off the table so Mark's dog doesn't hang himself. This is a message for Zach just thank you so much for looking out for my dog and let's start Tom start the music now
Starting point is 00:01:09 Welcome to Broden shed now weekly podcasts where you come to my shed come ever Come have a look at what's in me shed love you bloke sit down with a week. You're out of frothy on a Friday. You chuck on brood and shed. I'm here as always with me too. Bloke mates it's Tim. Get a Tim. Get a rhoda Kelly.
Starting point is 00:01:37 I'm up low. Let me tell you ever since I left that amend a calla show to me. I'm brood and shed. I've had a great time here in your show. I'm in the Kalashota beyond Broden shed. I've had a great time here in your Lovely to see you Tim. How about the bombers? They get all of the bombers like it up there Yeah, I know I tell you what though. We've definitely got some We've definitely got some bloody Performance enhancing ideas. He finished your sandwich or you're still eating it now meeting a gavascar
Starting point is 00:02:04 He finished your sandwich or you're still eating it now I'm eating a gavascar And as always you know him from the block you know him from house rules You know him from the mod of ten ads. It's team Oh, it's me. I'm so was he made. I'm so forbid eating snacks I'm eating snacks. I'm eating snacks of the Barbie. I'm giving a snack on an alcohols, get a 12 pack of snacks. Chack them in the oven. Oh, gobble them up, my bea-o-bea-watt bread. You know what I'm saying? It's snack, snack, snack.
Starting point is 00:02:34 That's funny, I saw you in the corporate box for this to- Yeah, I was there, I was there. I knew by the time I got there, someone had got their nose into the party pie. Oh, but you know what I'm guilty as charged nose into the party pie Charge of a party party party sausage roll in a snack. All right. Let me tell you let me tell you brader Before you get into it. I was talking to the lion producer and she was saying look Zach You need to be on time. We've got an audience. We've got to be filming on time And I said geez you remind me a bit of someone. I know you remind me of someone. I know you remind me of my misses.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Oh, yeah, the miss of the miss of the miss of the miss of the miss of the miss of the miss. Obviously, it's brought to you by men's health. Obviously do get your prostate check, guys. Very important. Don't, I know a lot of blocs. Don't want to talk about it and put it off, but I tell you what, get your prostate check is very important. Better to have that conversation than one down the track.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I don't, you know what? I don't see your kids grow up. I don't, you know what? I don't see kids grow up. I don't need to get my prostate checked, you know why? I still masturbating up the three times a day. Yeah, it even, even so. It's a great joke and we do love to joke the other day. Not a joke, not a joke. Not a joke, regardless of whether you're masturbating or not, mate.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It's really important, you know. I got my check last week with, I've got my check last week. We're gonna be, I think we made a bit of a package. I think we're gonna be screaming that next week on Brodon's shed. And you know, it's not as scary as you think. The bloats, yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Because a lot of the young fellas, they're like, oh, I'm not gonna, I'm invincible. You know, and they walked down, they go out in the city and they, with these, you know, thugs. Yeah. Thugs in the city, he'll drop drop you and they think, oh I'm invincible, you're not.
Starting point is 00:04:08 And that's why you've got to get your prostate. And he's the thing, you know, they're not afraid of those thugs mate, but they're afraid of one doctor's finger. Come on mate, don't worry they're warming up for you. No, that's what, oh sorry, I was just going to say the best way to deal with those thugs is a bit of a duck and weath. I can't hate you playing duck and wheef. Also, pop them one in the face.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It's not on. It's not on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, up, up. Yeah, let's get back to it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, before we do that, I just want to say, you know, most of the doctors are good blocs. You know, they do these prostate checks. That's right. Two to three times a day. They're thinking nothing of it, you know, they've got wives at home.
Starting point is 00:04:54 And it's just a job for them. So, so don't get too afraid of a bloody thing, you know, bit of fun. Let's move on now. It's time to review the saw. Oh, I love this segment. Bit of fun. Let's move on now. It's time to review the saw I love this segment. This is my favorite segment. Let's talk about the Archie saw here. This is a 12 teeth bastard I think so you know what I call it the bloody Archie saw, mate
Starting point is 00:05:17 You know careful if you're not careful You do have to be careful on the website There is the safety guards You do have to be careful on the website. There is the safety guards. The chances of hurting yourself are quite minimal on the Archie Saw. Now Tim, you did a review of the Saw this week. Take us through, mate.
Starting point is 00:05:31 So absolutely, you know me. We just moved into the property. A couple of hectares out just south of Ballarat. And we've been needing to deal with some of the woods. So when you would be really making the Archie Saw take it for a ride this week. So while the Miso was inside she was making some sandwiches for the crew while we filmed the segment.
Starting point is 00:05:53 We just got to work with that Archie Saw and I've got to say guys, the handle was fantastic. It had a great smooth motion. Once you got that rocking motion going, it was almost no effort at all. As you know, boys, I've had some issues with my wrist in the past and my football career. And I just was able to really work that piece of wood very well. I will say though, some of those serrated edges
Starting point is 00:06:17 did bluntin throughout the day. Yeah, no. No, and so whilst it was fantastic, if you don't have the tools to keep sharpening the Archie tool, I don't think it's for a novice. So how many hammers you'd give it out of 10 hammers? I'd give it 23 hammers out of 10 hammers. And how many hardball gets you giving it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my missus snags she cooks the snags a little a little over for me
Starting point is 00:06:49 Right, oh she cooks them a little over for me So if it was one of them would it only be three but if it's one of them bloody bunnings I got to say 50 53 bunnings You know we used to call those bunnings snags down at the, the butcher shop, where is it? Is that Tim mystery bags? You never know what's in him, mate. You never know what's in him, mate. What is it? Sorry, guys, sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I'm just going to cut him here. I just don't think that's appropriate with the might attend sponsorship. So if we can just move the conversation away from the bunning snags, that'll be fantastic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they do do great work there. They are fantastic now.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Let's move on to Power saw of the My favorite segment You had a little bit the the The Kacha I did have a look at the Kacha K928 Pellas
Starting point is 00:07:40 No, I don't know what they call it a no maybe they call it a power saw maybe they should call it a no-pour-soul They don't mean to be rude. I don't mean to be rude, you know, I'm very polite I'm very nice, you know, I like to take care of the wife like to take care of the kids like They look very polite. I'm very polite. I don't like that. I don't want to upset them good to them I don't like to upset anyone don't like to be you know, I don't like to cross the line You're baiting me, I'm a beta. I'm a beta'm a baita. I'm a baita. I'm a baita. I'm a baita. I'm a baita. I'm not you're the Alvie who we've got to play. Yeah. I'm a baita. I'm a master baita maybe. Yeah. I don't get my prostate was saying. Yeah. Well, let me tell you I tried to cow you know I was just doing a
Starting point is 00:08:23 palso trying to do a palso. No capin normal palso things. I'm gonna cut through some of that marble table top Yeah, I'm gonna cut through some of that marble table top needed to shave off a couple of inches They're right in there so it's a bit so right on top of the yeah You're kitchen your house. Yeah, you're kitchen. Yeah, I got you a I'll tell you what boys a little bit of a little bit of a hack for you You got a old you got some old you you know, your cabinets in the old, in the old, in the, what do you call it, the bathroom? You got bathroom, where you got bathroom, what's your point of view? Go near, right, you know, book contact.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Yeah, yeah, just get some of that wood grain book contact. Put on top of your, the contact, put on top of your point. Put on top of your point. Put on top of your point, you know what you got? You already got mine. You'll bring your body, cabinet, mate. I got no cabinet. You got it, you got it You already got mine. You'll bring your bloody cabinet mine.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I got no cabinet. You got it. I'm not, I'm not. Sorry, sorry. Say it when Trump won. No, but I'm not. Oh God damn. What are you putting to do?
Starting point is 00:09:13 Why are you always coming up there? Oh, I didn't know I'm a bloody pair of sore. Why are you always coming in here? You're from Britain. Well, you know, I'm a producer. I've got to say sorry, man. Sorry, but actually the power saw is a sponsor of the podcast. Oh, you could, it's just I'm a producer. I've got to say sorry, man. Sorry, but actually the power saw is a sponsor of the podcast You know what made listen to me loyal
Starting point is 00:09:32 Lyle I had a good fully listen loyal And even know those sponsors. I'm not gonna lie to my family. We can't lie to them. We can't lie to them about Fuck We can't lie to them about the power of the fuck Get fast Stinky boy Stinky pinky Why you been wearing Why you wearing I can't stick your pinky from here
Starting point is 00:09:53 Stinky pinky boy Good outta here this is for boys Not little men I become EP I become executive I become EP I become EP executive I'm a company EP I'm a company P You're the bloke boy
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Starting point is 00:10:41 Tin minna have a run to do with prostite Oh, Tim, I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. Oh, Tim, I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman.
Starting point is 00:10:52 I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten woman. I'm a rotten. I'd say, you know, I'm stressed at work. And she said, it's fine that you ever made love to me, but you don't hold me. And you ever cry.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You're our father, Dad, and you didn't cry. But I said, how do you think of you? I'm going on the blockchain. I'm going on the blockchain. I'm revealing power source for you, and here it's tough. But I'm holding it together. You reckon you've been emotionally available? I reckon you're being a booger, but...
Starting point is 00:11:40 He's like, you've got a bit of a emotional available... If you don't... if you don't do before your key Is the dark enough if you're not an open book If you're not open book was she gonna read she got to read another man book I read you know read don't read some bullet any grief griff of shit. She gonna re-braise the Niles of Bulls. She gonna re-who-weekly. She gonna re-read a book. Bulls, you can't. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:08 You look thing, Bulls. You look like... I'm trying to be a martial artist. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed with a podcast. Stress? No reason not to be open, Bulls. You're stressed about communicating with your lad.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Where you communicating with your mouse code? Your mouse code, you know what she is on the telephone being the work. Boy, you're still a mouse code. You're still a mouse code. You're in it. You're a mouse code. You're in it. You're in it.
Starting point is 00:12:41 That's you. That's you. That's real mouse code. It seems the Titanic is gone down. Oh, no, nothing. Titanic has a ship to come. That's the ship to come be sink. That's the ship to come be sink. I must be a smaker because this this Morse car telling me Titanic going down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, A botatonic dot captain nuuu Captain! The captain nuuu Oh what's this guys? Unfortunately on the Broden Shed show
Starting point is 00:13:29 We hope just land The Titanic is gone underwater Ohhhhhh The big bro No, don't cap the nuuu Boy do we have to get in our little dingy And we're gonna try and save a couple of them little fellows Swim swim
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Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm a third class president, Jar! All right, hop on here, boat! Oh, cold! I'm there! Oh no! Oh no! You should be very upset. Oh, go to bed I'm there. Oh no! Oh no! This is very upsetting. Oh, go to the bathroom with the water.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Oh, we got that, please. Here, please! Who are you? I am the first class president. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You were in David Beckham? You smell it like rosy petal. You were in Katy Perry, aren't you? I'm a worthy issued in the Kailor. Oh, I'm called. Oh!
Starting point is 00:14:54 He was my best friend! Mark, tell me. One second, sir. I know you just lost someone close to you, but there's no reason to close your door. I can't help when I lose someone, Marker of the door to my bookshut and the bookshut even tighter. That's it! SHAMBI!
Starting point is 00:15:17 Oh, you're gonna be right here! I'm gonna hug you! I'm gonna hug you, we're gonna get through this fight. You're not gonna end up like them! BOOOOOO! He's opened up! BOOOOOO! He's opened up! I'm a cry! BOOOOOO!
Starting point is 00:15:34 He's a token! And that's why we don't own brood and shit! Now let's find some survivors of the Titanic! Help me! Help me! Hey! Who is? Who is Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Hello there!
Starting point is 00:15:51 Who is this? Hello there! I'm a second class passenger. Oh! Smell not bad! Not bad! Not worse, but not bad! Not terrible! I'm not too poor, not too rich. I'm not too poor not to reach. I'm just arrived
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah, you in the water. How you get in the water? Fishy. Oh, you need water look a surfer Hey guys what's up? Hello you hello Kelly slides. I'm Kelly Slater, I'm just going for a serving Oh, what's going on here? Is it Tateini? Pfft Is it Tateini? Oh no!
Starting point is 00:16:37 Hey Kelly Slides, is it Tateini? Coward Dungamood! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- I'm going to go into your shell, you're going into my shell. I'm in cat! Stop fighting, because soon, bro, we'll emerge as our battle floor. Oh, cause no shell, but cocoon. Let's say one more time. Cocoon, cocoon, cocoon. Cocoon, boonies, I am a butterfly. Now, sweet butter boy, sweet butter boy.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Guys, look at all the people. Maybe survive, maybe froze to death like a fudge. They look like super duper. Oh, get to it. Pick what's your favorite, super duper flavor? Electric blue? Electric blue, maybe. Oh, get to a pick what's your favorite super duper flavor electric blue Electric blue maybe maybe sir fine, maybe you know, maybe summer melt maybe summer froze you pick out Oh You like it?
Starting point is 00:18:03 Am your favorite Z-Podoo, Pada Blue Zoo Pada Oh Mom raspberry It is so no, not your raspberry, I'm a blue Zoo Pada I think blue is blue raspberry Or you don't know my flavor, I just knew my color You know your existence I haven't eaten me, I've just seen me and I'm your own.
Starting point is 00:18:25 I had a wonderful, hungry atmosphere. Are you deep space lime? No, no. Are you black current phaser? No. Are you orange quadrant? No. Are you bubble gum quazer?
Starting point is 00:18:43 No. Are you cola cosmos? No. Are you bubble gum quesar? No. Are you cola cosmos? No. Are you space pie nappel? No. Are you fairy floss force field? No. Are you raspberry rocket?
Starting point is 00:18:56 No. Well that's all of the flavours. I can now tell you I see quite. I'm not as you pity do but I tell you my secret I'm secretly Margaret thatcher. Oh Good you broke me, Mark. I'm playing a trick on you Butterfly wings fall off a turn back an old trading Margaret that's a way to always stop it.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Why did you say let them eat cake? I told you why because I thought you were. What did you say that? I thought they could eat some cake. Oh, but you can't see no, it's your sight. But the glass is on your short sight. No, I told you. You can't see what's right in front of you, I love you.
Starting point is 00:19:46 No, I know. He's loved for me. He's loved for me. He's loved for me. He's loved for me. From the moment you were born in March. He's seven years seven of love you since. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I loved you since you're seven. Right. You know that? I didn't. I love you too. Oh. Can you tell me a little bit about your friend coal mine here? Sorry, I thought you were a coal mine. I came to chat you dear.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I've come to chat down your Blok show in Broder. Let's just got to a quick ad break When you're face that's really add That was such a good yet, but welcome back to the book They were here with Margaret such as she should get a coal mine in the Titanic water Yeah, I just have Bozhon hello. I am a coal mine. I like coal mine. Hello, what's your name? My name is Margaret. But people who are mortal enemy Margaret Thatcher must destroy must destroy Bill Bill Bill Bill.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Ching Ching Ching. She has defense parliamentary defenses. Hey coal mine. Yeah, it was last time I talked to kids about being kids. Oh, you know, tell me what I can't. Hi, come on. Yeah, when was the last time you talked to your kids about being kids? Oh Why am I I can't you know, I'm down there in the mark boys and covered in suit I know you think I work You know come on my most Stingelock the call your suit. Oh, you're my dog. She call me a spooky suit. I'm Hey, my come on Remember when your kids little Bobby could hold him and you know you all bummed in the bum of my head. I remember a little rabbit
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Starting point is 00:22:46 oh I'm gonna go for you so I don't have to sit no oh yeah I don't want to see you I don't want to live in this world where my best friend Margaret that's thank you bro oh I'm gonna go first boys I hope you go very soon after I don't want you to be going off and you know having fun without me My all I want to do is go down Turkey Go to Zili boat caravan park Look at our hood going easy let in get myself a bunny's neck
Starting point is 00:23:22 You know it's all talking about heart nail. What's your favorite kind of red wine? Well, Maggie. Maggie, more favorite red wine. Yeah, 30. Laga. Laga. Laga for the baby.
Starting point is 00:23:37 40. Margaret, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? Yes. What? It's probably been a sort of... Why are you like in the ocean? Why was I in the ocean? What am I doing here? What? It's private. It's sort of... Why is it like in the ocean?
Starting point is 00:23:48 Why was I in the ocean? Because I was dressed as a super duper. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Well, it's time for us to review the Chainsaw Dyson. Take it away Maggie.
Starting point is 00:24:05 So I used this chain sword when I was after parliament and then I went home and I said to mom I got a chain sword and she said is this for the podcast you're doing next week? I said yes. She said well here's a piece of wood and I cut it in half. I give the chain sword 10 out of 10 stars Right, uh, we'll be right back after this ad break Are you motherfucker? Fuck you motherfucker pieces shit
Starting point is 00:24:40 Mother fucker fucking talk to me like that fucking cut you up motherfucker Brought to you by aggressive man Now boys this time for us to get a bit real Yeah Tom for us we've been talking like things all day Yeah, what's the favorite gas man shirt? Oh, one was a Stripey one, you know I'm a stripy boy. We know the Geary No series no no no lot of, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not one not my good
Starting point is 00:25:47 Mother fetcher my badger when I was a kid the like Also my dad He unlike library We love books. We love book. He love his sock LapeƱa books. You love books. You love the cyclophenia. Botanica. There's got some things in each side of it. Before you go fucking in and out, you can't find people, people, people, people. Oh, you want to know the play. Back in my day. What happened? I had to get out. I have to go, what letter to start with Oh, I'm gonna have L in We're gonna have L in
Starting point is 00:26:27 We're gonna have L in there Take care of the soccer pitch And if something prefers yet to look for it First letter for an E for in soccer Pedia We have to go Oh, we have to start walking for one leg Sometimes you get L to
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Starting point is 00:27:27 Overfond a they're gonna find a bench. Pfft. So, I'm gonna find a bench book, book that I'm gonna, so much before you know. No, what? He's before in the name. Before in the name. Oh, you.
Starting point is 00:27:38 He's before in the name. He's before in the name. He's before in the name and before in the net. Yeah. Before in the net. And then you had a guy just, he's powerful in the name. And then he gets his powerful in the net Before the net and a guy just please pay off on the net everyone should watch it Oh, man, you know Tim you know what I got for my Christmas Smack across the face, oh my the rock Yeah, I want the David day and some ninja I always talk you for a bio
Starting point is 00:28:05 on a course woman Oh, I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know
Starting point is 00:28:22 I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know want the baby day? I want the baby day and some ninja. Margaret, I always took you for a bio, and of course, woman. Oh, okay. But that's cool. I'm not the woman. It's great.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I'm a night-year-old boy. Margaret, you misread him. Margaret said you didn't know. What? You stupid duffer. No, wait, wait. Margaret Thatcher has always been an 8 year old boy. Oh, no, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:28:53 This 8 year old boy's name is Margaret Thatcher. And we have mistaken him. Oh, yes. Sorry, to be clear, my name is Margaret Thatcher. And I was the prime minister of England between 1979 You're the Iron Man This eight-year-old boy before me I took on I took on the USSR And the unions and the unions here I had a special relationship with Ronald Wagen. What was it like taking on
Starting point is 00:29:26 the umyans? The umyans said we were money and I said no. You know the best way to take on the umyans with the BMX. And that is how! Yeah, that's been the prodent shit. Join us next week as we review the Kacha Eye Pressure Hose. Get that garage nice and clean, let's talk about your issues. We'll see you next week. And podcasts will let me in ten. No! will see you next week. And the podcast will let me in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, yeah! You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!

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