Aunty Donna Podcast - Cereal Killers – Fishing Month Part #3

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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A listener production. Today, it is the thrilling conclusion to the Auntie Donna Fishing Podcast Trilogy. All of the loose ends will be tied up. If you want to watch the visuals of us sitting out, having a fish and meeting a little swan, then you can watch it all on theauntydonnaclub.com, powered by Patreon. Otherwise, enjoy the final episode of the Fishing Podcast trilogy.

You're listening to The Aunty Donna Podcast, the greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burning like a sack of some tongue to guess, we hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Well, well, well, well, well. We are back for arguably what is the most exciting installation, installment. The thrilling conclusion. The thrilling conclusion. The thrilling conclusion to fishing month. The fishing trilogy.

Which is, you know. Which I've re-braided today. Yeah, it's the fishing trilogy. It's the fishing trilogy. Um, I'm not sure if you've ever heard of fishing trilogy. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it.

I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. Which is, you know. Which I've re-braided today.

Yeah, it's the fishing trilogy. It's the fishing trilogy. And hey, if other trilogies are anything to go by, this one should be everyone's least favourite usually. Yes. Yeah. So that's pretty cool. So with the exception of the Dollars trilogy.

Yes. So, in front of me, in front of us, we are opposite, now you, we didn't mention this in the second episode but two weeks ago you might remember, we were in front of the, a port, a big port, and the biggest fucking ship I've ever seen in my whole life. From Tokyo, Japan! Is it? Well, somewhere in Japan. It's got a little Japan flag on it.

Oh, I don't see that. Oh yeah, that's awesome. It is backing out very slowly. Anything else to add to that? Pretty cool. Yeah, it is very... Jesus. It's very cool. Anything else to add to that? Pretty cool. Yeah, it is very cool. Jesus.

No, we've got this covered Broden. Broden, don't stress, mate. We made a promise to you in the last podcast that this one would be... No, we just said that we had something. What did we promise? We promised to Broden that we had a plan. Yeah. For how we would fill the half hour. Before we do that, Broden, I believe you made a promise to us. Yeah.

That is, you were going to tell us your planned fish lunch. If you are the one to catch the lunch. If you were to catch a fish. How will you prepare that fish lunch? You know what? I'm gonna throw something at you, Broden, make it a bit more interesting. I'm gonna say you've caught a cod. Okay, I'd scale it, I would gut it, and then I would put it on some-

In that order? I would scale it, I would gut it. I would then put it on some, I would barbecue it, and then have at it. Not deboning? No deboning? Ah, yeah, deboning. Can I tell you what I would do? I can't de-bone very good.

Tell you what I would do? What? If I haven't done the fish and chips, if I've caught something substantial enough... Like a blue whale? Maybe not to that level. If I've caught myself a good-sized fish... I'd sell the blubber.

I'd gut it. I might scale it. Then I'm going to get some baking paper. Oh, nice. Chop up some chilli, roughly chop up some chilli. Come on, guys. What, what? Come on, mate.

I can talk about the blubber. We can talk about the blubber market. Can I just tell you how I, my second pitch of how I prepare a fish lunch? Do something funny. No, they're listening. They want to hear fish lunch. We didn't come here to be funny, Brod, and we came here to disconnect

from the busy technology-driven world that we live in every day. Get away from our PlayStations and our 70-inch TVs. Do you want to lock it? Let's lock in with that. Let's just do lifestyle relaxing. That's what we're talking about, that. Let's just do lifestyle relaxing. This is that's what that was the whole That's what we're talking about man talking about selling blubber doing fish line

I was doing pretty panting tell you my fish line. All right Go for it getting a fish lunch cooking. You gotta be a bit funny You just be funny within that Don't be not funny. It isled it up a little. You just be funny within that. Don't be not funny. It is a common fucker. No, I want to explore what it's like to truly just lean into that great relaxation.

Well, then let me tell you about my fish lunch. Not funny at all. Don't be funny. Yeah, it's my fish lunch. Right. But I'm always a bit funny. I'm a funny guy. That's like asking the bird not to take flight.

I told a chicken that, what would that have happened? It's like asking the... It's like asking the puma not to prowl. Yeah. So my fish lunch, get myself a fish. Yeah. That's that lunch, get myself a fish. Yeah. That's that Chimers Prowl. Do a little bit of soy sauce,

chop up some chilli, some coriander, some spring onions, some garlic. You worry you'll over-seasoning. Not too much, tiny little bit of soy sauce. Be like asking the wombat not to shit cubes. Broden. Would it? It's like asking the tiger not to shit cubes. Broden. Would it? It's like asking the tiger not to prowl. Yeah.

It's very similar to my puma one. In what way? And it doesn't have the illiterative quality. There's nothing to do with pups. What? I said puma prowl. Alluring quality of a puma prowling? The illiterative quality.

Oh. The puma prowls. I know I joked about the car. You could have at least said the lion. But a tiger prowls better, I imagine. Yeah, but it doesn't... But a man would prowl wearing puma shoes. They'd sneak around in them.

Yeah, the puma shoes prowl. Okay. And the spider... Spider-Man's uncle was the prowler. Spider-Man's uncle was the Prowler. Spider-Man's uncle was Ben. One of them. One of them was. No. What?

No. Not Miles. Oh, you're talking about the, um, yes, the African-American Spider-Man. I'm gonna use my, uh, hat microphone to take this opportunity to whisper something to you. One second, bro, and we're just having a chat, but don't worry. You keep fishing, you keep enjoying your time. Enjoy one second, bro. And we're just having a chat, but don't worry. You keep fishing. You keep enjoying your time. Enjoy your fishing, mate.

We got this covered, buddy. We're not talking about anything you need to hear about. Just making final plans. I genuinely can't hear you. I want people to know that. Well, you know where we promised you that we had a plan for the third episode? We're just finalising those plans

before we can announce to you what that plan is. All right. Talk to me. I was hoping that my plan for the third episode would have dawned on me by now. Yeah, I got nothing. I'm just trying to pick fights with everyone just to fill a bit of time. Yeah, I don't feel great about it. Broden's also clearly not happy with the tone of this podcast.

He checked out a while ago. He's basically proposed we either be funny funny or embrace the tone in a not funny way. Yeah. It's throwing me for a loop. Yeah. What I'm going to do. Okay. Is I'm going to try to confuse him.

Yeah. And I need you to just back me on this. I got you. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready Broden? What were you talking about?

Making those final plans. Just locking stuff down man. just like nailing it in. Locking it down, getting it nailed down. Make sure we get our litter. I want my honey soy kettle chips to get away from me. Maybe just pop it in your bag for now and you know. Take only memories, leave only rubbish, that's what they say. Now Broden, I promised you last week that I would

have a plan for this third episode and would you like to hear it now? Yes. We're going to make sure, we're going to come out this episode with a multitude of approaches and definitive ways for us to engage with both our audience and each other. We're gonna have conversation and laughter, but we're going to play it at a level with joy, but a quiet, chilled-out level. And that way, when we approach it, the humour will be present for all those listening,

and then we're going to then have an episode that everyone will love and laugh a thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. And I back that 100%. What are your thoughts Broden? I feel confused. Oh really? Oh okay well that's on you though because Mark do you feel confused at all about what I said?

No I'm backing that 100% against my better judgement or not. I'm backing that 100% against my better judgement or not. I'm backing that. And I promised I had a plan. I've expressed that plan. It's been backed 100% by the fellow member. And you feel confused, do you? That's 200%.

What confuses you about my plan? Is it worth saying that it's 200% backed, this plan? No. 100% from you and 100% from me? 66.6% recurring. For you? Between. But how can I back it 100% backed this plan? No. 100% from you and 100% from me? 66.6% recurring. For you? Between. But how can I back it 100% when I've promised that I've

backed it 100%? You back it 100%, I back my own idea 100% within the group. That equals 66. So my 100% is only worth 33%. Yes. These fucking tariffs, mate. It's got nothing to do with tariffs. These fucking tariffs.

Percent means per 100. Yeah. Broden. Per century? Per cent, yeah. Yeah. Broden. I've expressed my plan to you.

It's been backed by the majority of people. OK, go for it. That's what percent means. Well, I think it's important for you to start. What? With my plan. OK. Take it away. What do you want me to do? I've told you important for you to start. What? With my plan. Okay. Take it away.

What do you want me to do? I've told you what we need to do. Hey, I love fishing. Yeah, me too. Dude, fishing for me, it's number one. It's right up there, 100%. Oh yeah, I love fishing. Fishing episode, good.

What I love about fishing is the... Bro... Bro, debate. Why are you breaking character here? We agreed. All right, here we go. I love fishing. Fishing good for me.

Fishing good and fun. We are fishing here. You know what? I'm starting to feel the quality sink. Myself. Yeah, that's a shame. I had a plan and it's just not playing. Like the sinker at the end of my fishing line, it's going all the way down to the bottom of the sea where the fishes live. And I... Some fish.

As someone... some fish. as some angel fish, or angler fish. That's good, that's good. Don't talk about your drink. Yeah, what are you doing? I'm just having a little sparkly water. Yeah, some of mine, some of mine. A little bit of lemon. I refuse, no, guys, enough, enough of this, alright?

We're best friends, we live in a house together. We are not gonna come out here Go fish don't cross the lines. We're not gonna come out here and let this podcast Tear us apart and but I also just not be what we wanted it to be which was about Three mates getting out doing something something... Blokes. Blokes. Blokes. Doing something real. Doing something real. Getting out in the sun, in nature. Remembering what's important.

Broden, what's important to you? Well, the top three things that are important to you don't include money. Fish. Money and shares. You can't talk about money or shares. Property. Or property investment. Investments.

You can't talk about investment, money, property, shares, or the people in your life. What the fuck can I talk about then? The three most important things to you. Talk about your bloke. Open up and be its therapy mate. Fishing for me is therapy. This is where I work out my shit. Me?

This is where I break... Yeah you. Me? Get on the motorbike. Just go as fast as I can. At night? I just go as fast as I can and I just feel the wind on my face. I feel free. Take that motorbike out to the country and feel one with nature. Yeah.

Go back to the site. You guys want to go or what do you do at the site? It's where I, it's you know. I'm a serial killer. I think I've got a bite. I think I've got a bite. Oh! I think I've got a bite.

Oh I've got a bite. Did you guys want to dwell on that beat or do you want to? No no no. We want to know about the three most important things to you. That's my city life bro. This episode, if you came out as a serial killer, Yeah. would be huge downloads.

But that's my city life, bro. I don't want to talk about what I'm doing in the city. I'm a serial killer, mate. During breakfast time, Calogs, Nestle, uh, Uncle Toby's.

Oh, you misunderstand. What are you just saying? What I do is I have a... What are you saying? You want to say like a brand of cereal. You think I'm talking about... Why don't you shut up? Why don't you shut up sometimes? Why don't you say Coco Pops or... Sometimes you don't always have to say stuff.

Sometimes it's alright to just let it mark. What did you say? How long has this like... Why are you being mean to Mark? Honest, what have you said? Why are you being mean to Mark, that's not the fishing way. Say sorry. Sorry. Mark, say you're welcome.

You're welcome. I forgive you. Then we're done, we're back to fishing, huh? We don't need to talk about anything else. I meant serial killer the same way he did. Did you? Yeah. Why do you have to go to the site to do it?

What site? Go back to the site. Go back to the site? Yeah. Why do you have to go to the site to do it? What site? Go back to the site. Go back to the site? Yeah. What site are you talking about? You said it. Why do you have to talk about the job site? Job site? Yes, job site.

Oh, the drop site? Job site. You said drop. I was referring to our studio that we work at. What do you think of the show Dexter? I wasn't referring to the site. Yes. I cereal, I love Calogs and Uncle Toby's.

I can't think of any other cereals. Calogs, Uncle Toby, Nestle. I love Calogs. I love, uh. You're thinking about it too much, Broden. You've just got to let go, let the fish take you where it goes. What's the... Carolines, what's it called? What's the... Carolines? No, what's the... the one that does the birch and musely?

Uh, Carmans. Carmans. Calogs. Carman. Uncle Toby's, that's what I'm all about. I love cereal. Also, I do have a psychosexual urge to kill vulnerable people every few months. Really? Yeah. That's crazy, man. It's funny what comes out in fishing, months. Really? Yeah.

That's crazy, man. It's funny what comes out in fishing, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, I've never said that to anyone. This is my therapy. I've never said that to anyone. You could charge hundreds of dollars talking to some fancy pants with a degree on their wall. Yeah.

Or go down to BCNF. Yeah. Spend... Is there hope that this will get sponsored by BCF? Yeah, I reckon we've got a chance. We might have to cut the serial killer stuff. What? You like serial? It might be a bit much for them.

What are you talking about? Just because, you know, they're just a retail store, really. But they probably sell those little packets of cereal. They sell knives and stuff. They probably do those little Kellogg packets. I don't think they would. No, I reckon they would near the Kiano. You know what I mean?

Like you bought everything and then the kids like, I want a little box of Cocoa Puffs. Hey, you want to know something good about Fun Packs? It is the bowl. And let's be honest here. It's its own bowl. Did you know this? Yeah, I did.

Can we be honest here as well? Outside of Bunnings, BCF is probably one of the number one stores for cereal. Yeah, where they buy their stuff. That's where you buy your tarp. Your knives. That's where you buy your knives. The more you talk, the less likely the sponsorship is. Yeah, we'll see. We could just beep this whole bit out.

That's where you're gonna buy everything for the site. You do bring up an interesting thought about Bunnings though, serial killers would go to Bunnings. What for? The things. Bunnings and, uh, Bunnings might attend or be, and then BCF also would have some. Yeah, they're not going to Masters anymore, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, they were serial killed.

Yeah, for some, for anyone listening doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about. Ah, that was assassinated point blank. Um, the technical definition of a serial killer is multiple murders over a spade, more than a few weeks. Who are the ones that own Woolworth? What's the name of the corporation that owns? West Farmers. West Farmers tried to get into the Bunnings game, tried to get a chump out of that market,

created a warehouse, a homeware store called Masters, didn't last long. Yeah. Do you guys ever feel like an urge in you? Zach, I want this sponsorship more than anything. What? And the more you talk about how you slaughter people that you find on the streets. I want to say to our listeners, if any of our listeners are serial killers You are not going to get firstly

Sure, you are not going to get authority. You are not going to get yeah, just talk to someone Oh, you need help, but if you're gonna keep doing it, you are not gonna get better top better rope better knives better equipment for your crimes than at BCF. I just don't think that's going to fly with them. But he's talking about it. What's the issue here? That's not their target demographic, I think. They don't go, well, you know. I don't think they know.

The same way that Men's Health used to be predominantly, you know, those magazines used to be predominantly for gay men, because they're gay men, I think that BCF knows that some of their clientele are using it for murders. But this sponsorship now is impossible. Why? Yeah, you've killed it, mate. Maybe the first two episodes, no. We could get it for the first two episodes.

We email and say, have we got a brand alignment for you? The kings of absurdist sketch comedy are fishing. Just listen to the first two please. Here's the sample of the first two episodes. Do not listen to the third episode. And let them know if they're looking to appeal more directly to their serial killer base... Then three would be ideal for them. But that's an option, it's an add-on.

Sort of sound them out first. What we gotta do is get into a board meeting with BC and them. I think... Just as a fly on the wall. They wouldn't welcome us at the board meeting. Why not fly on the wall? They wouldn't know.

You can control... There are drones the size of bees now. And we could get a drone in there just to listen. Listen in. Just to get... I don't think those conversations are happening in the board meeting. I'm starting a Kickstarter to get a bee drone. To get into a board meeting. Did you make a bee drone because do they actually exist

as the size of a bee? They would be military tech but for sure. But you don't know that for sure. No but the military have got stuff going on bro and you're a damn fool if you think they don't have bee sized drones and they're not listening. I think if they had bee sized drones they'd make less drone bombing mistakes yeah? What do you mean? They'd be like they'd know where people are more. With the B-drones? Nah that sounds a little too political it's uh... This isn't a political podcast this is a fishing podcast. We don't get political. Anyway so what I do to my victims? No. What?

Mark, you just made up the B-Drones. So you want a B-Drone to go into the BCF board meeting to hear their secrets and thoughts? He thinks that they're talking about this fact. What I'm saying is- In their meetings. And I think they're actually doing it more in backroom deals.

Well the B-Drones can get into any backroom. That's where I would want to send the B-Drones. And if you think they don't exist, Broden, you're fooling yourself. You're living in a dream world, mate. So if you're BCF and you're listening to this episode because it's been sent to you, and you're thinking, I don't want to sponsor this because of this serial killer talk, here's the thing.

We're going to make a choice here. Either we could be sponsored by BCF or the next High Concept podcast is a bit of investigative journalism. Yeah. So we're onto you BCF. The more you talk. Yeah. The less of BCF. Also for our overseas, do you want to say what BCF is? I don't think we've done that yet.

But... Is it boating? Boating? Boating, camping and... And... Yeah, F-sense for something. Fishing. Oh! And the song goes, boating, camping, fishing, it's BCF and fun. Hey, boating, camping, fishing, BCF and fun. Is that real? So go and ask an expert and tell you how it's done. Is that real? B-C-E-F, yeah, Bowton Camp and Fisher. It's fun for everyone. Hey, Bowton Camp and Fisher. Is that real?

It's fun for everyone. Hey, Bowton. I've never heard this before. Well, if you watch any AFL, then you've seen it and heard it. I watch the footy every week, mate. I never miss it and I haven't heard that song before. So you're either full of shit or I am. I put to you.

But you are. Yeah. Can I, um... Can I... fess up to something, guys? Please. You know I'm a bit of a dork, yeah. You know that.

Yeah, to the degree that we all are. But you guys are really cool. You know more than me or Broden here. No, you guys are pretty cool. You listen to like... That's true. Like, uh... Metallica and stuff.

Now... Aqua. I'm gonna help Brodon with his fishing line. Fina maybe. I'm gonna help Brodon with his fishing line. Can you hold mine for a sec? Absolutely. Careful, it's very tangled up with microphones and stuff.

Alright. Oh. Bro, can you undo my microphone? I don't think it's necessary to put my weight back in there. No mate, we gotta maintain the illusion. I reckon this one's the worst one. But in a very positive, good way, you know? No, how is that positive?

Um, let me have a think about that. I reckon I'll find something. So Mark's just made a revelation, he thinks this is the worst one we've made. Ever? No, not ever, just out of the trilogy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but... But it has the same flaws as Return of the Jedi, you know. Thank you.

In. In. In that we reused the Death Star. What? We reused the Death Star. We brought back the location of everything. Okay, so I needed to own up to something. And also Broden was gonna be a Wookie,

but we made him an Ewok instead. Oh yeah. Can I own up to something guys? Please. So earlier in this podcast, listen, I've always really loved and respected you guys and I've always wanted you guys to think I'm cool.

Thank you, Zach. Thanks, mate. And earlier in this podcast I made allusions to being a serial killer. Yeah. But those weren't true. Really? I've never done serial killings. I've never done one killing.

Zach, this does- I just wanted you guys- I've seen you kill every night at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. But I think I more directly- In that way you're a serial killer in there. I wanted you to think that I was a sick man who killed vulnerable people over the course of decades in multiple states. I've never done that.

I've never killed a single person. I've never murdered a single person. I did it because I wanted you guys to think I was cool. I beg to differ. Mark and I call you the serial killer because every time you walk out on stage, people, you kill them. Yeah people you kill them. Yeah, you kill it. That really means a lot but I think I need to be honest with myself and and honest with you guys and I'm sorry that

and I know you probably thought I was pretty cool when I said I was a serial killer. I've got to be honest I did yeah. Yeah, you probably thought wow, that's a pretty cool guy over there. I thought you were cool but I was worried about the sponsorship potential to be honest Maybe focusing on yeah, maybe I'm a CF Lindsey to listen to the end of this episode If they listen to episode 3 they go listen through because I was never a serial killer. I just want to make the air kill in the audience Yeah on stage. I think you're a serious I understand that but I need to make it abundantly clear to the both of you are I'm not a serial killer and But I need to make it abundantly clear to the both of you, I'm not a serial killer and I've been to BCF but that's for my boating, camping and fishing needs.

Yeah right. Can I see the receipts? Yeah. For the things you've bought? I'll happily show you them. You know, I think I got an S ski. Oh nice. Maybe a blow up mattress. Where was the boating camp?

Little at Trobe Valley. Far out. I just think it's important to be honest with your friends. There's probably a lot of people listening and I think... I want to say something after this. Yeah. I think a lot of people think fishing is just about catching your lunch. Not me. after this. Yeah I think a lot of people think fishing is just about catching your lunch. Not me. But I think actually it's about blokes being blokes and opening up and uh. Because I have something to say now. Yeah. Because I've seen you on stage

and when you're going. Yeah. You kill them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're all strong live performers and we love to connect with the audience. No, but on stage you're a serial killer. On stage you are a serial killer. Are you saying I'm, you know, in comedy people say kill is in doing well with comedy. Yeah, you kill them. I think that's true of all of us, you know, when we're... But are you accusing me of killing people on stage?

Yeah. Yes. No, but do you understand the context here? You know, we are being recorded here. Yeah. And I'm worried that there's going to maybe be doubt in the listeners. I think there's crossover in our audience when people have seen it, listened to this podcast, and people have seen us live. Yeah. And they would all agree that you leave them in stitches. in our audience, when people have seen it, listened to this podcast, and people have seen us live. Yeah.

And they would all agree that you leave them in stitches. Yeah, laughter, stitches. After you cut them up. See, I understand what you're saying because you're using terminology that is, you know, common jargon in the comedy world. My worry is that the listener, the layman listener, you leave them rolling in the aisles. Suffocating. You know, a man is not but his reputation. You understand this? Yeah. You understand this? And if you, you right now you're attacking my reputation. So I need you both to clearly say that I'm not a

serial killer to the rest of your knowledge. Hi I'm Broden. I'd like to make a statement. Please. I've worked with Zach on live stages for many, many, many years. And whilst he does metaphorically kill them, to my knowledge he has never murdered anyone. Thank you. What? I have to, don't I? I would appreciate it. You don't have to.

I don't want there to be any sense of coercion. But if you don't, I will kill you. Yeah. Like I killed all those other people. any sense of coercion, but if you don't, I will kill you. Yeah, like I killed all those other people. Do you understand the truth? My name is Mark Samuel Bonanno, and to the best of my knowledge, that has never killed anyone in real life. Now, I would argue that that was that confession or statement was made under duress of threatening to murder.

Thus is inadmissible. Can we cut me threatening to murder, Mark? I think we can beep it out. We need the, because I'm pretty sure these are gonna be short. So we need as much air time as possible. How cool is it that we're doing fishing, Mark? Fishing with my friends has probably been,

can I just say, just to wrap this up, which I'm hoping. A fish wrap. Yeah, I think to wrap this up, which I'm hoping. A fish wrap. Yeah, I think to wrap this up we should do a wrap. I had a new thought. Mark, did you want to fish your thought? No. But I do think the fish wrap is good,

and I'm happy to be a part of that. Can I, can I, since Zach, you brought up that crater ship across from us with the Japanese flag on it. Yeah. That's been quite a profound, had quite a profound effect on me. Yeah, it's pretty cool. How cool is that? Yeah.

There is a crater ship, a container ship, that's come all the way from Japan to Melbourne. I think that's genuinely so cool. Bringing with it, uh... I've been taking Toyota cars off it. I've been watching the Toyota cars. Toyotas. Bringing with it Toyotas. Mitsubishi. Mitsubishi. Honda. Love Mitsubishi.

Bringing with it perhaps, um, Foton mattresses. Yeah, cream sandwiches. Cream sandwiches. If anyone out there's got a Mitsubishi Star Wagon for sale from the... from around about 95. Fresh sushi? Mark, this is not a car listing.

Really, they're hard to come by and I love those mid-90s Star Wagons. So if you're out there, you've got someone to sell. You've got a two-tone Mitsubishi Star Wagon. Alright. I'm looking for a nice tall boy for my lounge room or for my bed So what's happening right now is that there are some seaman out for a for a sail the sails not up I imagine that's there the boat is running off a motor of some sort Maranti Donna, but they have the ability to sail using the wind

and they're possibly gotten the boost they need. And they're just going for a sail. What do you think they're doing, boys? Does anyone care? Going for a sail. Just fucking said. Yeah, but obviously they're fucking sailing towards something, Broden.

The ocean, buddy. Oh, they're sailing towards the ocean to do what? Yes, they're going for a sail in the ocean, champ. They're going to go out and then they're gonna put the... You know what the fuck I mean? Are they gonna fish? Are they in the ocean, they're going to go out and then they're gonna put the... You know what the fuck I mean? Are they gonna fish? Are they fucking...

Mate, they're gonna float on the water, king. And then what? Have some cheese and bickies, a glass of wine. That's the whole fucking thing we're doing. It's a small work boat, it doesn't look like a leisure boat. They're not on a fucking yacht. It's a leisure boat, it's a freaking...

Not everyone... I doubt that has a lower deck. It absolutely has. Yeah, deck yeah they're not billionaires they're probably just regular millionaires yeah it's fair boys I'm sorry for getting mad I didn't mean anything by it I'm gonna do and I hope this one is biting at Lucy Lucy don't feed the swan I don't gave it a chip I gave it a Pringle, now that poor swan wants its pops. Hey, which could be a good sponsor?

Swans? Pringles. No, not swans, but the Sydney Swans. The Sydney Swans. This episode's brought to you by the Sydney Swans. Don't listen to Broden, you shouldn't feed wild animals. It's naughty. Unless I'm out on the streets.

Can you say, I was naughty? I was naughty. Zach's not a serial killer and I was naughty. I just don't want Lucy to get nipped. Yeah, well now she might because Broden was naughty. I've been given some exciting news. We've concluded our fishing trilogy. We're at conclusion time, but there's two more things

that have to happen. OK. One is I'm going to list my favourite High Concept Donna sketches in order. Why? And then, not sketches, High Concept podcast months in order or episodes. And then we're going to do the fish wrap. Okay. I might have caught something.

Take it away. Alright, so what are the High Concept ones? The only thing I've caught out caught is a cold. Did you have you actually? This is boat month, car month. I feel a bit fresh yeah. Standing podcast and fishing. Are those the four? Boat, car, standing, fishing. All right so number four that's the order you do these in isn't it? Number four my least favorite fishing. Yeah. Number four, my least favourite, fishing. Yep. Number three.

I really thought you were going to lend it to me, the best one we've ever done. No, no, no, no. I've had fun, but. You're not going to lie. Number three, standing. Yeah, fair enough. I had my doubts, but the whole lean controversy, that was interesting to me. Number two, car.

Wow. Bo boat wins. And then number one, boat. But I've had fun, fishy. Obviously not that much. Yeah, you've labelled it the worst thing we've ever. Wow, but it's still one of the best podcasts. Here's the fish rap. A pook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook-a-dook Fishing with my friends is lots of fun. Gonna put some fish into a bun.

Catch that fish and eat it with my friends. Then they'll never have to end. That's right. Catch your lunch, fishing with your friends, have a punch. No more punching because you're fishing for your lunch. I'm a fishing man, don't you understand? I'm across from a ship that's from Japan. Making fish is my favorite thing to do.

Look at that pelican saying, how'd you do? Oh, they're caught in some cod. Oh, man, I'm not a silly sod. I love to fish. I love to make my own lunch, serve it as a dish. Everybody here likes to go fishing. Everybody here likes to have fishing. Everybody here is as a dish. Everybody here likes to go fishing. Everybody here likes to have a dish. Everybody here is an addition. One plus one equals two. Let's go fishing.

It's the fishing rap, it's the fishing rap. Rapping with your friends about fishing for your lunch. Hey man, fishing's the one. I've been fun with the swan. Yes you are, fishing for your life. That's so much fun. Lone. Fishing, fishing, good fishing is okay. I'll fish bloody any day.

Get my friends, they drive me around the bends. Get my rod, catch some cod. Oh, look at that silly old sot going for a fishing. Getting his dish on everybody. I'm not done, man. I'm not done. Either we do the song or there's absolute chaos. Go, go, go.

I lost my spot, so. Oh man, I'm sitting here wishing that this isn't the last time that I go fishing. Oh, here we go, another cool time. That'll be right, and then I'll bring zucchini and lime. It's not a crime to go fishing with your friends even when they drive you around the bend. Is someone gonna keep the beat going?

Boom, boom, cha, boom, boom, cha. It's not a crime to go fishing with your friends, even when you're on the bench. Fishing is good and fishing is fun. Everyone should do it out in the sun. Bring your best friend with you. You can do it, so can you. Everybody here likes a fish today.

I reckon fishing is A-OK. The most exciting thing is when you catch a fish the least exciting thing is Disney's wish it was disappointing they went too corporate that's what I heard I haven't saw it. It's cold I'm cold it's gotten cold. Fishing with your friends. Boom boom cha. Boom. Cha. Share with your friends. Boom boom cha. And the cult. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club dot com.

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