Aunty Donna Podcast - Christmas Special feat. Tony Martin

Episode Date: December 19, 2018

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A list-snuff production. When the shops become a little bit busier and they boys and they, the Chancen Carp are getting on it 9 a.m. and they end up there finding a target, obviously, in the afternoon. It is like that, it is like that. And it's an absolute Christmas time here at the, on the Donna Show, and what a wonderful time would be here if you would. And of course we just want to thank Bot talky ham for their sponsorship this year a Wonderful Christmas with but talky ham remember. It's not Christmas unless you have but talky

But talky ham we've got a few and but talky ham as you go like this hour and of course Judas is scary as always here Judas hello Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey And what do you want for Christmas? I love the... You know, how you do. And what do you want for Christmas? I mean, if you get your way around to give me a few bases of silver, I would be surely grateful for that. Hopefully you won't be stabbing me in the back for those bases of silver.

You know, if someone was that done on the man for it, it's okay. Good to know. Well, Zach, watch your back, sir. And of course, we've always got a few guests who come through the door at Christmas time and this year we've got one of our best friends. Of course, please, who are you? Hello, it's Tony Martin here from the past. And Tony Martin from the past. It's wonderful to be here. Christmas, of of course, is life with mispronunciation, don't you? Oh, of course.

What do you mean by that? Well, people saying mal instead of malls. Oh, really? Cool, and if you've got a mispronunciation, it would be wonderful. Yes, I find people, they would come a abbreviate exmos. Oh, that's become a turning point.

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Oh, hello, grin, and why do you call again? Just stop right there. You've got to put toki ham coming your way. Oh, no. So we might find a Palakko shirt as well. Ha ha ha ha. Will you send it in the mail. Well you send it in the mail. Look we accompanied by some nexium that's the proton pump inhibitor for acid reflux syndrome. We'll be sending

a crate of that your way. You won't be needing any more gavaskon with that nexium. I started trying that out last week and it's absolutely superb. So you needing any more gavaskon with that mexium. I started trying that out last week and it's absolutely superb. So you're off the gavaskon, you're on the mexium now. I'm absolutely off the gavaskon and can I say boys, I sometimes slip as in, when I'm feeling particularly spicy, but I'm off the gavaskon. What you find is you might be at lunch time, you're watching the replay of the Carol's by Candle Iden, aren't they fantastic? The kids wonderful. And what you'll find is it's time to get a few books coming up. It's just sitting on the lounge from pouch.

We love Anthony Cleary every year. We see, we want Anthony Cleary using that fucking Italian shit that he does. It's absolutely phenomenal. Have we got a dump button? Yeah, I'm gonna dump you. So I'm gonna have to dump you. You know what that means? No. So because of the language you've used on air, it means we have to dump you.

But there's a five second delay, which means that you'll come back, and you'll be able to talk. Is that fair to say, Tony, I think we're in from the past. Well, we're mucking around with the space time continuum. I'm not quite sure how it works. Are we still in the presence? No, what happens, Tony, is well, it goes to the right hour out at Dandy Nong up and down.

Right, yes, yeah. And that's five seconds delay. Wow. So that gives us five seconds of leeway. So if someone uses uncouth language, then they can cut that out. And what now we've jumped forward into the future? Into the near future. But it's so miniscule, we're talking on micro-secondcy at Tony.

So, yes, we are interrupting the space time continuum, but only in the most miniscule ones. Right, so it's not enough for the two of being a change of government, for example. Oh, well, not quite that. No, okay. And what happens when someone drops foul language a second time? I mean, do we have the ability to move even further forward into the future? Well at that point in time, the earth continues, this spinning on axis

slows down drastically just a moment that allows us to recapture that five seconds. Wow. The only real issue is if someone swears three times on the podcast, if that happens, or on the radio program, I'm not entirely sure of the world bill. And if they swear three times, then that is the end of life as we know. And do we, the only state, is three IW, the only station to have access to this technology? No, SEM sports radio also has Leonard Wilwood after that, that's it. So where are they on the continuum?

Are they further into the future? Right, we honestly couldn't know. Only they know how many times they've jumped through it. Oh, it's like quantum leap. Very much. Right. SEM is always leaping its way home. Through different bodies they will find their way home to the sports radio city mill. Well it's

good to know we've dumped that foul pension. I'm still fucking here. I'm still fucking here. Oh you're in the sore twi. So the whole thing I'm saying. That's the end of life as we know. And as Judas is scared still with us. Yeah, you're still able to, yeah, having a good time. Boys, we're now in the nowhere place between world and nowhere. They're often referred to as Earth 2, of course, when we went on the swears on the podcast three times. Boys, even though we are now no longer in Earth as we know it, I want to know what you guys are getting for Christmas and what those grandkids can be expecting for Christmas. Well, I'm going to be presenting my children with a Busy Bee, which is a little wooden bee that you pull

along on a string and it makes a buzzing sound. That was good enough for us in the war. We didn't need Snapchat's and pornography and internet so whatever they are, it was just a Busy Bee on a string and we were quite happy with that. Well, yeah, absolutely, but I think what do you want the kids to be asking for is fortnight this year? Oh, I have. And now I've heard about the fortnight, and that is it. Well, basically, it's a computer game, and the children are playing. They literally, their brains are literally changing to a mush. Right, I see. I haven't seen these computer games since, POM.

Yeah, I don't know about that. We're talking about something more sophisticated. Oh, it's, it's far more sophisticated than POM. I don't know if you know. We're talking about something more sophisticated. Oh, it's, it's far more sophisticated than POM. I believe it's still based on table tennis, though, in the same way that POM is based on tennis. Yeah, absolutely. And with the Australian Open coming up, it's an exciting time in Melbourne with some wonderful tennis players coming down. But I wanted to know from you what are you doing Christmas

day, what is the family doing, are they getting around? So for Christmas day, I've got some issues with the in-laws as you know, the bussey, and we're gonna get everyone around for a Christmas day. I was so glad I was here. I'm pretty awesome. for a corrupt act. A corrupt act of hate. A corrupt act of hate. So a psychosimilathic myself this morning. Before I get everyone around this type of year, and we notice over the years,

the further time goes on the list around the Christmas time. I turn her back, she'll be your headburner. Yes, we'll. First turn. Are you OK? Err, err, err. What is, I believe, he's turning into a batokie hand. Oh my god, please. As you are, a batokie hand.

And for that, you're getting a batokie hand. Coming your way, this Christmas congratulations, Zack. And you're Mark, what are you doing? Oh well, you know, my, myself and my partner both have a dual space. So as the four Christmas' we have to make, of course, this year's spread out when do the mall within the hour.

So we go and we see my four maybe, four maybe five, six maybe, maybe eight, maybe looks like a large quantity. Well, of course I can keep a couple of pelroy or isn't my pocket. I don't know. Oh, that was the service. Don't tell me. There's some, and I flip them.

And then of course, it's very easy. I'm bigger find at this time of the grandkids have popped up another meter and a half before you recognize. Oh, yes. And I think of what are they putting in the water? grandkids have popped up another meter and a half before you recognize The water they putting in the water. What are they putting in the water? I was not vaccines. I'll tell you that Not vaccines. Oh ghastly things ghastly well, I've had a few vaccines. I had one when me and Catherine went to Europe and we did the river crews.

And did you get autism? No, no, I didn't get autism. I did get smallpox though. Ah, well, there you go. So I have a small rash on my asshole, but apart from that, I got out okay. It's a beautiful cruise. We got a crew, we landed in France and we got a cruise down the river through Europe and We would get off at ports and

It is France still full of French people for them for the world I remember there was a fair few for but a fair few Aussies too on our Catherine and I were at a hotel And there was another couple there and now having breakfast and I noted the accent. I said where are you from? They said oh, we're just from we're from Melbourne a young young Cussin no, there wasn't there 1555 60. I said what's so quiet young? Yeah That's yeah in this day in a very modern medicine with us of course we're living here to 250 and I said there I said we're in Melville you from I'm from in Katherine I from Melbourne is a we're from Q I said you're joking I'm from, I'm from Catherine I from Melon, and we're from Q. I said, you're joking, I'm from Hawthorne.

And they just down the road. And I said, what, what street did you grow up on? They said, basing, so I said, my, my mother, I would grow up. Here's the thing, you're traveling. You're on basing, you said, you're joking. That's how small, we're in small worlds. Isn't it a small world? We're in Nice Friends.

You're on the other side of the world, and you running into, I remember not long ago, I was on a holiday, I was on a holiday to China, you know, it was of course a sponsored by the Tourism Board of China. It was a part of this radio program and it was actually quite lovely. I didn't think I'd get quite as on board with it as well. Yeah, I thought I would and I was on a cruise through a beautiful mountain area. And on the boat I heard a young couple. I was just sort of around the corner. The young couple may be 55, 60. I went up to them and I said, where are you from? And they said, where from Richmond? And I said, you're getting on from Hawthorne. And I said, where's your mother from? And they said, Gerlang.? And I said you are absolutely kidding me on the other side of the world.

Yes. I didn't believe it. Yeah, I was very small. Very small. Well, very similar as I was talking to, of course, my grandmother the other day and she was telling me about how back in Sicily and in the 1940s. You're off the boat, aren't you? Yes, I'm fresh off the boat, I'm one of them, one of them, a day-go-past. Oh, no, not one of those. Yes, yes, yes, I do apologize in advance for that, of course.

Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone, good to go, we'll get my foot in a one. Yeah, get my foot out, go get your pizza pasta. Have you, have you was similar? Have you tried? I've tried my heart, as you know, I've brought, of course, you know, every time I go around to the to the to the skips, to the next door, makes up with the mopastitzi course you know every time I go around to the to the to the to the skips to the next door Make up in the opacity, you know bring them yeah, bring us some sort of cannelloni and they would want to be out of What about one of those peach apart? Oh All the people by classic Italian

Classic Italian fair Yeah, cool. Yes. I'm a me. I love to say yes. They do love that and of And of course I say, you know what, you know, in my everyday life, people say, are you putting that on? I say, no, that's just how I am. That's just my way. I want to gestate with your hands.

Of course I talk with my hands so much. And sorry, you could do, you'd be a warm welcome person in the light opera at Monash. Excuse me. Because you're so theatrical. I'd love to see you. Yes, of course, the theatricality of course. But that's just our way.

Production of the Gondolese. I saw the earlier this year. Oh, yes. Fantastic. A brand old who was in there. Yes, Catherine Crab. Catherine Crab. And Crab.

Catherine Crab, who goes to school in Monash. Who's not a Crab, but those have pinces, I believe. She has the hands of a Crab. Yes goes to school in Monaco. Who's not a crab, but does have pincers, I believe. She has the hands of a crab. Yes, yes, yes. And so we gave her that last name. Little Ark. You had an Alive. An Alive.

It was one of those small savoury prunes for a little. Oh, a small savoury prune. Yes, of course, we call them guland. That's a store-boss. An Alive. Oh, of course, Alive. Yes,very, yes yes yes of course like a cup of colo, yes yes yes of course yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes of course I've had one of that small little prune, absolutely delicious

small savoury prune, salty savoury prune, salty they get the prune of course and they dry the prune out of course and then of course they make it savoury by a colo, call it now if you'd like a savour the prune course and they drive the prune out of course and then of course they are they make it save everybody It's called call it now if you'd like a savory prune The same prune and a batokki ham now my cause I was talking to my non-knowing. She was explaining to me I was like I was just a photo on the wall I said this is a photo of she said it's your great-grandfather and I was like that's so interesting I know he was one of the story behind him here

Well here was was married and had your grandfather and had five other children and then of course divorced his wife and married his cousin who was 20 years younger than him. Where you going? And I think it's a small world I thought. It wasn't about a small world. It was related to her. He was the first cousin and she was of course about 14, 15 at the time and him being a man of 35 and this is a true story from Martin Arno's real life great grandfather divorced his wife and married his first cousin 20 years younger

It was a small world but two days ago, a small world I thought, small world I look as you know I'm from Ashburton but we recently went on a cruise to Eaglemont Of course, yeah. And we went and would you believe it? A long cruise that was a very, it was 25 minutes and at the end of it we bumped into a couple of them.

They were from Campbellwell. Oh, that's a small world. What a small world. That's a small world. What about these planes these days? You can, if not too much, money you can get on a plane go anywhere in the world And you can be there the next one. Of course. I got on a plane Just the other day and I was sitting next to a young couple about seventy three seventy four and

And we got on we all boarded on Melbourne and North Seeness I said who heard their accent. I over heard them. I said where is that actually where you from and they said of course I'm from Melbourne. I said well shit well, shit to me, dead, I'm from Melbourne too. It's such a small world. Just a small world. I was sitting right next to them. I was at what is called a mini golf course last week. I was at a small world.

Small, they're tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, big, big, big, big, big, big, small dinosaurs, small dinosaurs. A tiny dinosaur. A friend of mine showed me they purchased what's The money win mill win because so small dinosaurs small dinosaurs Tiny dinosaur a friend of mine. It showed me they purchased what's called an ant farm I don't know what kind of farming they're doing on these and and farms. I don't know if it's for sugar-based Treats or or but did you see this cow? a cow? did you see this gigantic cow in the news?

no i didn't know that it's a big cow there's a big cow in the news what's it done? oh it's just carried on it's been a carry on? has it assimilated into human society? well that's the thing tiny as i was looking at this cow and it seemed out.

It was much taller than the other cows. It was standing at six foot four. And I thought, geez, that's a big Christmas lunch. That's enough roast beef to last year. And here's the thing, you know, the vagus. They would take a fence by that. Oh, they would, they would, they would just call correctness. Vengeaterian correctness, God, that. Oh, they would, they would, they would, they would just... They would just... A vegetarian correctness got me. Absolutely, man.

Right into the left there. They'd be riding into the Australian like a batter if they heard that joke. Yeah, of course they would. Now, I had a, I saw the best film I've seen in years, gentlemen, the other day. No, I saw The Darkest Hour, which is about Winston Churchill. Super-time. Oh, I was in the middle of the days. That's right, it goes into bits. What do you mean, of the days of when you can go into the movies and see darkest hour?

Well, the days of Churchill himself. Ah, look at that. I saw him in the scene. Yes. I thought he wasn't a man who'd put up with any carry on over this. Large cows, for example example he wouldn't have had No, absolutely he would have fired the meat to the Atlantic They wouldn't have last from the the air strikes

No, I've seen the larger cows and put them away The doodle bugs raining down on the livestock The doodle bugs? Yes, the doodle bugs Ah, the doodle bugs I have some doodle bugs of course I, I'm saying my doctor about it. Oh, put it away. Are you still seeing Dr. Lidstrom?

I am still seeing Dr. Lidstrom. He's my family. We have the same family. We have the same family, don't we both, of course, grew up in Hawthorne. Oh, yeah. He's been working for upwards of 900 years. That's right, there's always a family man, family doctor. Of course, there's these enormous hands. You can't escape them. So when

he does your prostate, it's something else. So just a reminder to anyone listening, if you find the bettokie ham hidden somewhere in Melbourne, you get two bettokie ham, so give us a call. But you do have to return that bettokie ham to get in exchange for your two bettokie ham. For your bigger bettokie ham. Well, it has been sitting out in Melbourne for three days now. Yes, but it's a tiny, the top of your hand. Three days. That means it's experienced in those three days experience summer, winter, spring and all the very true.

Very true. Well, what is that cliche about Melbourne? There's lots of seasons at once. You're dressed for one day and by lunchtime you need to change. It's very much. But darkest hour, from a simpler time as you said Tony, a simpler time when things got done. Yeah. Absolutely.

And it was the war was on. But you could see everyone was happy. They were happy. They weren't being distracted by gender confusion. No. And they're all not on their phones, counting on. None of this crossing the road will look on their phones. It was if you were a boy, you were a boy, if you were a girl,

if you were anything else, you in your room crying about you not being allowed to talk about it. It was fictional, away in your own prison of your own mind. Not being able to do it. Press yourself. And no people from overseas coming. You know, they might drop a few doodle bugs from a plane, but even the doodle bugs quickly assimilate it. That's right, that's the buildings. Well, that's what they found. There's even some of the invasions they'd find up in Darwin that they'd start to assimilate,

and they would leave the way of the Darwin people. That's right, and that's the way to do things. When you go somewhere, you become that thing. That's right. When I'm in Eaglemont, I behave in a more Eaglemont way that I would normally in Ashburton. That's right. How is that? Well, it's tricky because you're burning off on a Thursday. So it's a different lifestyle. It's really strange. Yes, we burn off on a Tuesday in Q. Where I've moved recently. Yes, now, but the film was wonderful. I would say get down to

Baldwin Palace and see it as soon as possible. And we're actually offering two free tickets to the Baldwin Palace showing of the wonderful films. If you do want to check it out, give us a call. And for a chuck it a couple of a talk, he had for $ dollars twenty two of your pension card You get two scones you get a high tea a simple high tea jam and cream and of course a small cheese platter as well Every seventh call of will get a large-handed prostitute It's right I'm not the most a doctor I'm not a real family doctor. I

How was Gary Watches now very sweet the well Gary sweet played Churchill I'm a real family doctor. I... How was Gary... What is that? Gary Sweat. Gary Sweat played Churchill. That's right. There was a lot more repelling down the side of a building than I recorded. Gary Sweat was fantastic.

And obviously, he was seen a lot of different performances of Churchill over here. Errol Flynn. Errol Flynn. Bruce Sammason, Bruce Amazon, obviously in the 1954 Orson Wells, Don Zeroll, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Famously, Don Lane, Don Lane, of course Graham Kennedy, Graham Kennedy, and Bert Newton, and of course, I think, as a kid he was fantastic. Beautiful performance. Did you notice in the, when Bert Newton was playing?

Yes. That halfway through the film he got sick and of course they switched to patty Newton. Yes, patty Newton. She did the last couple of scenes, absolutely scenes. Well, if I can't, on the set of that film.

Really? It was patty Newton, obviously. On the set of the Darkest Al. Yes. Yes. That's what I've got the DVD extras. Oh wow. Did you know that patty Newton took over the role of Winston Churchill as starishing and I believe there's a deleted, a disturbing deleted scene with Matthew Newton. Very upsetting. Very, very, very, very upsetting. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, I want to know what are you feeling those stockings with this thing? Of course though we're getting local toys arouse head over to the moose section You know it's been me with the moose here. Oh no moose here. So get us get our kids some gack. Oh it's all the rage at the moment Now what is this gack? I've heard of gack. It's kind of like a it's like a wet play no

When I was a boy in 1873 your mom mum would get some clouds, get some water, get some food dye, she'd make your own gack. Yeah, you didn't spend $43, $45 on gack at times. No, like a butter tin. And if you push it into the corner of the butter tin, of course, it makes the most outrageous, a farty bum bum. That's absolutely right. Kids are running around making the naughty noises, disgusting, but very fun. Are the children still set at fart with farty bum bum noises?

Oh, you'd be surprised. The fortnight and the farty bum bum noises are okay. It's an animal. It's an animal. Isn't it amazing? You know, you think it's so different. It's the fortnight and the farty bum bum noises. It's amazing. It's an amazing, isn't it amazing? You know, you think it's so different. It's 100 years, 200 years, and they still laugh at the farty bum noise.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Merry Christmas, boys. We've got a caller. We've got a caller. We've got a caller. And this caller thinks that found the bettokie ham. Let's, let's bring them in. Ah! Hello, hello.

Hello. Now, who have we got on the line? My name is Ethel. Oh Ethel, hello, yes. And why have you found the Batokki ham? Well, yes, but before I talk about the Batokie hand, you know, I've got some neighbors across the road and they're having parties every night. And on their lives like you're talking about loud parties, I don't try to knock on their doors.

I tend to have the music. It's power, seven. What sort of music are they playing? Oh, I couldn't even tell you. It sounds like screaming. Some of that modern jitterbug sound. Yes, I don't like. Oh, I couldn't even tell you it sounds like screaming. Some of that modern jitterbug sound. Yes, I mean, yeah. Was it a frin' tape?

A frin' tape? No, I couldn't. It's screaming loud beats. I think it might be the kids are going to get into frin' tape. Have I listened to frin' tape? It sounds like maybe weezer. I'm just switching to the music. Maybe they're playing weezer. It could be weezer. Listen to friends. Yeah, it sounds like maybe weasers They're playing weasers it could be weasers. It's great

I'm not I've called the police on them on the police say you can't actually call me until after 10 No, and you don't with that weaser music. I don't care The biggest hit was about an unrevealing cardigan if you remember And I mean that's just a fitch. It is a fitching because they don't, but it makes sense because they don't make things like they used to do. Of course, they don't. Of course, back in our day, a song about an uncardigan that would come apart. They'd be like, you've got to be joking. That's crazy.

That one doesn't know that they make things these days. But of course, today, with the modern Chinese workshops and everything being made by children and sneakers, be joking. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing.

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Yeah, you could walk down the street and know in full confidence you could take a bullet to the chest and look, you look your best. These days it comes straight through. You've come the right, right? The straight, the buzz bombs. What were they called? A doodle bug.

So, the doodle bug, if you had a lead cardigan on you'd be five. Imagine, imagine what a difference, what a different world we would be in if during 9-11 everyone was wearing lead cardigans like the old days. The plane would have just bumped straight into the building, gone down, and everyone would have gotten out and gone, what the bloody hell was that?

It would have bounced off the building like a trampolite. Yeah, a trampolite. Yeah, Iolite. I try to make our lead jumpers for the grandchildren. And they don't even want them. They don't want the two busy snapchatting their genitals. They're sending them to each other. Ever what are your thoughts on euthanasia?

I don't care for it. You know, I'd tease them. I'd tease them. Well, we've got someone in here who's got a little bit of, uh, who know a little bit about that, of course Judas is scarier. Oh, that is hilarious today. Ah Judas, that's a lovely little meeting. Can I say that? I just think that was rotten lot. You did to Jesus last week of the program. Oh, I look like a lot of, I, you know. I've done a lot of things that maybe weren't the best things to be done, but in fairness, I was given silver in exchange for them.

I'm serious, I think that you're rude. So you all tied the other thing I don't like about Judas, as he appears to be a cockney. He hasn't just simulated that. He's not welcome in Ashburton, I'll say that. If you've got some of those Sudanese gangs playing Shenato Conner or too loudly in your area, please get in contact with us. We... ... ...

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... ... ... ... ... ... ... We've had a Sorry, I'm also is the betucky him I just off the Western freeway Yes, it is underneath the bridge Is it obstructing traffic? Yes, it is that's how I knew my grandmother was taking me to the hospital for chicken Yeah, of course you've got to get in early for those with those specialists because sometimes you can wait up to four months. What's wrong, Ethel? Is it the eye and levels in your blood, of course, a little low?

No, it's just getting older, you know, and also the asbestos beanies we've been making. The asbestos beanies. The only asbestos beanies I think it's done with some damage. Well, you know, everything used to be made of asbestos back in the day and I grew up fine. Well, you know everything used to be made of asbestos back in the day and I grew up fine. I have cancer Well, but if you're wearing your asbestos beanie and your lid cardigan I think you're pretty much protected. Yes, I think you are But the problem is you know, I started having issues that someone told me to wear like a face mask But in those days we made face masks from a But in those days we made face masks from a specialist. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You'd go down to the shops and you'd get a pie, and then they'd throw in a few extra bombs. They'd throw in an asbestos face mask. I'm way more fun. And was there anything around you room? Things got done. You're not in the desk. You'd go down to the grocery store.

You'd go to the deli. You'd order, you know, 500 grams of batokki ham, sliced thin, and then you'd get a roaster spestus. You'd bring it home, you'd put it in the oven 200 degrees to say, thank you, mum and dad. Thank you. Thank you for the spestus, great. You'd serve it up with a little bit of green bean

on the side. Never almost. Never. And then you'd drive home drunk. Yes, of course, you'd drive home drunk. And, of course you drive home drunk. And you get home, you get your kids would step out of line, you'd whip them into a quarter inch of their life. And then you'd go to bed, go to work the next day.

Yes, of course, a children, you can't discipline them there. No, you can't. Oh no, you go to punch your child in the face and all of a sudden you've got the police knocking on your door. If you want to secure them within an iron maiden for example, that's now frowned upon by the PC public. They could be running around the streets, they could be running around the streets of Caroline Springs listening to all the Shenato Conor and you can't discipline them. I've got a wardrobe full of belts unused. What about your pants? You can use them to keep your pants up.

No, no, of course I use braces for that. But I've got all these belts ready to whip the children for when they step out of lunch. Of course they're all completely unused. Yeah, that's right. They're just sitting there collecting dust. They're free to wander the streets high on Gac and Frint A. Oh. Because of these SJW's, whatever that bloody one is.

Oh, yes. So that's simple judo warriors. judo warriors. Walking around playing, doing their judo chops. Yes, sick of the waters with the judo these days. Judges are obsessed with judo. They're all walking around playing their judo. You know, we were fun with karate, when I was child.

We were the simple, simple, oriental, uh, uh, wall fighting. Hey! Have you seen the movie judo? Um, no, I haven't seen the film judo. It's about this harlot, you see, there's this harlot running around town. Chinato, connoble. Chinato conno this harlot, you see? There's this harlot running around town. Chinatown Connolly. Chinatown Connolly is an ingarlet. Running around town, of course, decides to have intercourse outside of Whitmore.

Ah, you can't have a wash. Yeah, that's here. Has a devil child, a devil baby growing inside of it, and of course, ops not to get it aborted, which I'm against anyway, but in this case, I'm making an exception. Well, there you go. Eh, what happens at the end? What's the conclusion? In the end, she has the baby and something and a lot of nose too busy masturbating. Oh, right. You're forced to, though, archie.

You're forced to in these situations. I mean, what else could you possibly do? And like that, you're forced to move me and you could masturbate in the cinema and peace. You know, we were fun with that, you know. And then the national anthem had come on. Absolutely. And everyone would masturbate in unison. Yes, it's a pleasure. To the rhythm of the name. At that time it was God save the king. It was absolutely. You would masturbate to God save the king. And suddenly it's not okay to sing the national anthem. You know, we have'd masturbate to God save the king and suddenly it's firstly It's not okay to sing the national anthem, you know, we have to masturbate to hip-hop music

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Oh, for the politically correct move. What a shot. Now there's East Link. Yeah, yeah. You can just hop on East Link. East Link. I've had a grunt move. I'm done boy. I've had a... GUTT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA of emails about this or you should have killed yourself and all that nonsense and people just don't

know how to just let go these days. I think we can we I think we can meet a mess suicide a suicide pact kill ourselves in the studio. I think why not just take it right up to the PC police. Stick it to them. How they gonna like that? Well we're gonna leave it there. We're gonna go kill ourselves. I'm Merry Christmas to you and your family. May you be around loved ones. This very special 25th of December. Zach, Mark and Tony, thank you so much. Have a wonderful Christmas. Thank you. And I'm off to have a lemon sip and gag. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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