Aunty Donna Podcast - #cucklyf Feat. DANIEL SLOSS

Episode Date: March 28, 2017

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We'll introduce you real quick so you can get into it You being Daniel Sloss Being Daniel Sloss will start again. We'll introduce you real quick so you can get into it. You being Daniel Sloss. Being Daniel Sloss will start again. OK. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Mark Sonny's way, in the meantime we have brought him one of the biggest comedians on the planet. It's lewisic. Louis, how do you write a joke? Well, I jerk off in front of a woman. Allegedly.

No, you're Daniel Sloss, you're very good medium. Sorry, I jerk off in front of a woman. That's what I meant. There's been a huge misunderstanding. All right, so for those of you who don't know, Daniel Sloss. Facts with Zach. Facts with Zach. Here we are, Ritz Facts with Zach and Daniel Sloss. Daniel Sloss is a Scottish comedian, actor and writer. Notable for having to have him become established as a professional live at television performer, while still in his teens.

Oh, me likey. Me likey, de-te-te-me-dia. Are you actually an actor? I've acted. Show me a scene. Give me a monologue. I had my very untanable, terrible, terrible, terrible, god-awful pilot for a sitcom. Oh, really? Yeah, let's see if you can guess terrible, terrible, god awful pilot for a sitcom. Oh, really? Yeah, so let's see if you can guess how awful it was from the title of the sitcom.

Right, I can. I remember it being really similar to something else. So I'm really shocked. Is it called Sloss? No, the Adventures of Daniel. Oh, that's all right. That's really not. The Adventures of Daniel, it sounds a little bit like something,

like you were in a really big sitcom, and now this is your spin-off sitcom. I'm the Joey from my own series. I know. I know. Remember Daniel sloths from that other series? He's got his own series now. What was it about?

Was it just generally like, you know, I was a comedian and I had a girlfriend and her family didn't like me and then I got my hands stuck in a condom machine. Very cool. Classic condom. I think that's something we have in common with here. We both have failed pilots about being comedians trying to make a career and getting our hands caught in condom machines. Except ours, it was just caught in a condom.

So... We're all three of you. All three of our heads were in one condom. We were trying to sleep with this hot babe. And she was like, I'm waiting. And we're like, oh no. And we didn't get picked up, unfortunately. Sorry, go. But you have a new one with Stan.

Tammy Lardner's in it. Yeah, Tammy Lardner's in her. She's actually the best bit of it. It's true. That's what she told me Well, there's we've got three other sort of actors in pretty large roles because it's more fun to write for other people than yourself And they're all really exciting and it's I think over the series if we get it we're just gonna slowly fold out It's gonna be called the Arty Donner and you're just never It's gonna be Demi and Morgana and Amanda. We're becoming more and more interested in not being involved in anti-donner We went we did we did we did we'll talk about it at some point But we did Boston packs the other week and you know, which is a gigantic gaming conference aboard games video games If you listen to this podcast, you know what it is yeah and

But the thing was Zach you were saying that it was founded by a couple of guys What was the thing oh no mark mark you this is a marketing oh god where's mark when you need him? What's a bad hill he'll get here and then we'll just start talking about like footy and beers. I bet you $1 million that doesn't. Oh, here he is. How's that for timing? Show what? Eat my shit. Marjor said eat my shit or microphone to Daniel Sloss. Ladies and gentlemen Mark Bonano got here at the perfect time to explain what who founded Pax. What Pax is and how Pax happened. Oh man I don't really know. Oh thank you. Someone's just giving us coffee. No I know a little bit. It started off as a has a web comic called Penny RK. Oh I know. Yeah yeah and so those those girls like

three dudes, three cool dudes, one businessman and two comic boys. It just grew and grew and grew and I don't know, I don't know how it made the leap from web comic to giant nerd convention, but somehow somewhere along the line, that's that happened. That's what I'm interested in doing. I'm interested in aren't you gonna be coming something that I don't have to go to? Yes. It just sort of

happens around the world and I don't need to be there. Daniel, you just you put your face on it and your name on it. I'm even thinking past face. How long can it take before our faces don't need to be on things we're involved in. You don't even want to be a shareholder. Oh, I just want to get any money from it. I don't want it to be cold anti-donna. I don't want my face on it. Yeah, because it'll be like it'll be called ads or some things. That's like the anti-donna doodle society. And it's just a society for people with doodles to go and put things in their doodles.

But you don't need a doodle to be a doodle person. It's all enclosed. I was talking about drawing. I thought you were talking a big long dick. No, no, you could call it a big. No, no, no, I was talking about big long dicks and then I changed it to make Zach feel bad. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm sorry if I'm always on the front for inclusivity. Zach, that's something you never have to apologize for. It's the way the world should be all over the globe. You could call it the all-inclusive Donna society or... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I got it. I got it.

That's what happens when you get people that are quicker than you. Just, you did a really quick check. We went to... Oh, oh, oh. I did watch you all. You're a really quick joke, we weren't there. Dude, I did watch you all. You're a speak funny. I watched you all work out in your head just spattling with your lips moving. That's the beauty.

That's the number one rule of podcasts. I say if you can't work out what the guest is saying, spend about five minutes of awkward silence working it out. What is A.O.D's mean? Anyway. Sluss was born in Kingston upon Thames, Thames, and... LAUGHTER

All right, Misty. What is on that? What is the upon thing? Because that's strapped for the upon A.V. and all those things in England, UK, Scotland. I just think it means like upon the river, like it's up on... We just call it, it's town, and we call it...

It's the river. If something's on a river, we call it like if Wengeradah were on a river, we call it Wengeradah Platterpuss boys. That's true, it's what we do. We literally have a place called Riverside. Oh yeah, we can have Riverside, yeah. Must have got that. So how was the wage academy at N. Scress?

See we do our research on the daughter podcast. You know what I was saying? I said my Wikipedia you're going, my mum wrote it. Oh that's right. That's really great. My mum did that. Someone, someone, I don't know who started us. Oh it was also my mum.

Oh, it was also my mum. Oh, you're my big fan. There's a lot of, yeah, she did it before. Like it was because of her writing. I'll Wikipedia page. Yeah, Daniel was like, could you maybe do my mum? That makes a lot of sense because there's a lot of stuff on ours about being smart looking young men.

Nice boys that are good to my Daniel. Yeah. There's a whole section about how my youngest really loves them. It's right. But where was that academy? It was good. It was amazing. What is it? It's the high school I went to.

But they called it Academy because they really wanted to, you know, just cover up all for shit that happened. They're like, look, nothing but it's an Academy. It's a very nice school, but it was definitely not an Academy. Was it all boys? Was it all girls? No, it was all inclusive. All the way the world should be. That's the way Zach fights for those things every day. And we think it should be that way as well

Oh Anna and that that probably brings us to The buzzword for today And that buzzword today's buzzword Today's buzzword is brought to you by McDonald's try their chicken burger you drive through Cuck so we got we got an email the other week from Christian Calgi. Christian Calgi said through an email with some of his Cuck joke ideas now. For anyone who's listening right now.

It was bored of this bit. You're in luck because I loved it and I'm bringing it back. It was my one demand for coming on this podcast. It's we do at least another 10 minutes on Cut Joke. Cut Joke. Call it Cuckery. Cuckery? Yeah, the Cuck out.

Cuckle Birdie and Finn. Cuck out. So I'm just going to open up with a Christian Cut Joke. I just want to make sure. A Christian, so like one that's sort of like quite godly. Totally cool, yeah. And well, so like one that's sort of like quite godly. And well actually, on that note. What do you call a religious satire musical that pokes?

Oh, that's not even clever. It's going to be cool. I'm just teasing you. Cuck of Mormon? Well, yeah. Yeah. I'm being pushed. Oh, no, this is good what do you call a racist organization whose members are characterized by their white pointed hoods

And who also enjoy watching their wives fuck up the man the cook cook I was gonna say the cook Cook cook clan the cook cucks clan. That's very good Christian anyway You're one of the fucking starpies, so come on, start us off. What do you call a action starman? Frames from the 70s, I think, who many myths exist about all the impossible things that he could do, but he also enjoys sucking other men's semen out of his wife's vagina. Are they going to? Mike Banana? Cuck Norris.

Alright. I don't know which ones we did in the last podcast, so I'm worried about repeats. Oh, no. What do you call a man who is worried about repeating cuke jokes from the last podcast, but also likes to watch other men fuck his wife? May I? Yes, Cuckery Rewind. You nailed it. What do you call a breakfast cereal that is famous for its insensitive racial stereotyping of the emerald isle and all it's indigenous population. And also is served best to men who enjoy eating it off of their wives, ejaculated dog bosoms, and the same blonde suddenly man.

Of course, yeah, obviously the same thing. Oh, I have no idea for this. Cuckoo charms. LAUGHTER What do you... LAUGHTER Well, I was going to say on that serial related note, what do you call something that tastes like a chocolate milkshake, but it's also crunchy,

yet is also involved in the watching of another man's penis going in and out of the mouth of your partner that you enjoy watching? I'm stamped. Yeah, I'm a ho-co-cuck. It's Coco Cux. Oh, one. What's the name of a very popular early 2000s show about the movement of plastic surgery in women?

I think was it a narrative? Yeah, it was. Yeah, but it was also about a man watching his partner have sex with another woman. Is it a nip cuck? No. Was it a nip and? Was it nip and tuck? No, it's nip slash tuck.

Oh, okay, right. So it was. No, it's cuck tuck. Yeah, cuck tuck. We're not very... Alright, I got one. What is a day, basically a day... Choose to celebrate.

To celebrate Christmas. No, boys. Labor day. No, boys. Queen's birthday. Australia day. The weekend. Just the weekend. General weekend.

General weekends. Weeks. Just a week. Some of us want to play the cuck-t day. And some of us are being a little bit silly. I'm bored. Yeah, okay, I get it But you know we have a guest here who it's Daniel sloss. Oh, it's old for me Tall and Daniel and and he wanted to play the cuck game and some of us are being a bit silly I'm so sorry. I can't I just want to apologize Excuse me. What's up, it's a poo poo out of my bum.

Is that, do you kiss your mother without me, Othmark? Because you're a mother with her, mate. Excuse me, Daniel Sloss. Daniel Sloss, you come here right now. I was, I was, I was boydied by the, by the, the, the, I don't care, you're getting a smack. Ow.

Ow. Oh my god. Oh my Ow! Oh my god. Do you think it would ruin the comedy tom if we open the door? And let's some air in. It's a bit, it's too much masculinity in one room. It's too much masculinity in one room. Can we get some diversity in here? I called it.

I'm not seeing a lot of person. Well, just like what it's got, it's got a weird accent. I feel like that's, is is that on the real bloody talk funny I'm bloody talking like I'm funny longer I don't feel it my accent is too Do you do you fear coming over here as a person of the UK for now? Who do you fear driving around and being murdered by big Australians in the middle of the outback and never being seen again?

That's why I don't drive in the outback. Yeah, do you drive? Yeah. Is that a perception in the UK that we have a lot of murderers in the outback? Is it more about thing? Yeah. Oh, is there more than just in the outback? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like loads? Oh, yeah. It's more than kangaroos. Oh, no, is there much recently in the air back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like loads. Oh, yeah, it's more than like kangaroos. Oh, wow. We have, yeah. So they just stare there and wait for you to go out. For you, not for you. I like the bridge. Unless we're bringing one of you.

Yeah. And then they kill us first sort of. So they do what like a passport check. A passport check. And if I have a bridge passport, for now. They put out like Bavarian on the highway, and then you guys, like, you guys are 100 feet above a roll, so you pull every, oh, sick Bavarian.

Wait, is that a state? Do we like Bavarian? You know, in Broden's head. Yes, they put out some, they put out some. Oh, just some, just some kilts and whiskey. Do you have Bavarian on toast, or is it purely made for the tea to have like a mixed tea? Never had Bavarian. I think Bavarian, yeah, I don't think Bavarian have like a mixed tea. Never heard, Barbara.

I think, yeah, I don't think, Barbara. It's more of a war thing, I think. It's more like we're all in a bad place. I know it's softer. Like the football stadiums. They just leave out a big breakfast with some black pudding. Oh, that would get me. Yeah, I would.

It's also softer. So, what are you doing in Australia? Oh, just blame yourself. Why are you here? Why are any of us here? I feel like you're here. I feel like most days if I'm like oh, it's Daniel here. You're here. Yeah Well, that's that's how it exists if you want me there. I'll be there, bro Are you gonna be in New Zealand? Are you doing New Zealand? Yeah, I'll cleanse you. Oh great. Yeah, is it when are you there? We're there pretty much right after Melbourne, like about a week after your start. I think I'm the same. Yeah.

I was telling you a couple of days actually, it's only like three days and then we were there all the way. New Zealand, yeah. Yeah. Um, great. Anyway, what the fuck are you doing here was the question. Just crushing the game every day. Uh, I love Daniel's confidence. Uh, it's real, it's, it is. It's really quite...

It makes me go, or confidence isn't a bad thing. It can be like... Looking in industry full of cucks. It's nice to be the one choosing in the wife's. Because you're actually very, very good. Despite that, you're very, very good at your job. You started when you were nine? Yes, nine years old. I think it was 60 when I did my first gig.

You deproved me. Well, you like, well, you like, I was raising an incredible, you deproved me. You deproved me. And you know, it's comedy on the side. Comedy's my side piece. Well, you liked the boy wonder.

Was there that, that element of like, he's a teenager hot pants And a millionaire funded my career Did you wear those those green like over the top and the way with scales that kind of like fish scales? Yeah, what's going on with that anyway I'm quite so glad they're in the recent bad movies They haven't brought in a robin. Oh, no, I know in the kind of in the tone. I write odd today Oh, no, do they set them off is that your problem? No, no, I mean like they haven't brought in a robin. I know, and they kind of, and they don't know, oh no, do they set them off?

Is that your problem? No, no, I mean, like they talked about it and they showed his dead fucking jokes on you. Why wouldn't Pat Men wash that off? Anyway, what's your opinion on the Justice League trailer? It looks interesting. It looks good, some. Yeah.

Yeah. It kind of, some. Mmm. Yeah. It kind of... I think it's going to be the same as any Zack Snyder movie. It's going to have great moments, but the whole thing will be shit. The whole thing will be a big steaming part of the shit. I want to let myself to get excited for it, because I've been hurt before. Yes. Oh, yes.

Dawn of the dead, 15 years ago, that was good. I was that Zack Snyder. Yeah, it was. You've never seen it. I can't watch scary movies. I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll which is just who I'm done. I'll leave the cinema Boo That's unlucky for you Daniel because the next the next thing the show is Skarron Daniel Brought to you by McDonald's brought to you by McDonald's Try the new boo. Oh, you got me. You done got me good So any horror story is to get it?

Do you have a torch just to hold under your chair right here? Yeah, right here. Click. Ooh. Once there was a confident comedian going... Nick Cudi. Nick Cudi. Yes, the very same.

The very same. Bringing his friend Daniel Sloss through the middle of Australia for a can-brew show and then they saw a big breakfast on the road and what was in the breakfast? beans, beans, soft, what a soft baperol. That's some chippies. That tastes like dirt. That's a fucking dairy. Some of it tastes like dirt. There's grape.

I've had some very nice black pudding. Did you do it with the spooky? I've had some very nice black pudding. What? That tastes like a dirt bat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh! Dream the daytime. Yes. So he died immediately. Yes. But then the vampire said, do you know what I am? And Sluss said, no. And he goes, well, I'm a vampire who likes to watch my wife get fucked by other men.

And he said, what's your name and he said count Cucula! Boo! Boo! That was a spooky story brought to you by Anset fly the safe way. Anset haven't been around for years. Do you know Anset Daniel? Have you ever heard of Anset? No. What is it? The

Defunct Deerline September 11 brought it down. It was on the financial. No, in the way that you're thinking. Oh, okay. It was on the financial line. I was really struggling and then September 11 made the world grandle, it's planes for a few days and that was enough to push it over the edge. So it's a Defunct airline from 2001, quantis and... Sort of our Delta, if you will. It was our 9-11. It was our 9-11. The 9-11 crowning events that was our 9-11.

That's my birthday. 9-11, yeah. In English terms or in... No, yeah, yeah, actually it's a family 11th and I didn't find out about it for three days. We were on like a school trip. Your birthday, you didn't find out about your birthday? No, I didn't know, but I knew it was my birthday. You would have been like 10, 11, 11.

Well, hang on, wait a minute, 9, 11, you were turning 11. Oh, no, I've been rumbles. And then... Manu, Manu is there. Oh, now I've been rumbles. And then... Manu, Manu is there. Hello. Oh no! It's the bitch who's 9-11 and he appears.

Oh no. What are you doing, Daniel Slyos? You have nothing to do with that little Sikrat. Sorry, go on. You're talking to Manu and Daniel Sloss now. You're on a camp, it was your 11, it was 9-11. Me and Manou were at a camp. I was put love the French, the French. Is that not true? No.

All right. We love Manuf for his sexy looks. Is that like a history thing, like some sort of an invasion? To not like France, all you have to do is go to Paris. Right. I went to Paris.

I thought it was lovely. Put your Italians here like the second whilst you're a piece. That's fair. Is it fair? Is it fair to say Daniel? And we will get back to you Manou. No, you're desirte. Is it much more famosque, yes, Emily?

Is it fair to say about the Scots, Daniel? We've been there a few times that you hate everyone? Not everyone. You hate, but know that you brought that up. We definitely hate you. I lied you to our list. I do your questioners. I do your questioners. I hate England. With fair reason. Yeah, I keep killing you. I used to always, you know, the hatred of the English didn't really make much sense for a bit. You know, I was born in England and whatnot,

but with recent actions. Oh, yeah. We're not, we're not a fan of them, right? Do you hate Ireland or are you okay with Ireland? No, we're not a fan of them, right? Do you hate Islander? Or are you okay with that? No, we like art. Do you like Australia? I like Australia. Do you think the Scott with Life Australia? Yeah, you guys are cool.

You come over and you're nice. You're like Americans that say Kant does. Yeah, which is exactly what all Americans are missing. They come over with their optimism, smiles, and you're like, how shut up. no, like he. Do you like Americans? The Scots, probably, I do, but you go there a lot. But like, I think in Scotland, it ran out of a fast full-time pretend not to, because they stand on the Royal Mile and ask where the castle is. And you see that thing, it's like a fucking castle. You see the center of the city? Yeah, that's fucking nothing.

That's probably it. Is the royal mile a mile, who gives a fuck? Who gives a shit if that's true? We are. Do you feel about South Asians? I think they were not involved in the election in any way whatsoever. Fishes, remears and lies, Trump's done a great job so far.

And four more years. Yeah, absolutely. So, Manuel and Narnaline, please get back to that. You want to come, really? So we were at a camp and I remember when everyone was hanging out, we were both there. And then I wasn't, all the teachers got sad for like two days. And they kept listening to the radio. And we were stupid ignorant kids, so we wouldn't, all the teachers got sad for like two days and they kept listening to the radio

and we were stupid ignorant kids so we wouldn't listen to the radio. We were just like, why are you not on the teachers' play music? Why is everyone sad? And it wasn't until I got a home like four days later that my mom was like, happy, but I think here's your presence. Oh, by the way, shit went down. And she had to explain what had happened to me.

And I was like, oh, and then... This is a genuine question that Zach wants to ask, but I'm committed to character. So they just didn't tell us the students. No, no, because there was like four teachers and 20 kids, and like, they were like, it's not our place to, you know. Mark. Yeah.

What? Did you? I had two baroccas this morning. I? First question. I had two barokas this morning. I asked a question. Yes. Did you, you left the room? Did you leave the room to fart?

Yes. I had two barokas this morning. Oh, so does that mean they glow in the dark? I'm having tummy grumbles, so I'm not going to sit down for the rest of the podcast. Because the pressure on my guts is It's making me need to do a party and can I ask a question? Of course you can, I know. Is there a correlation between Bellocca and Lytton Fats?

Yeah, because it's very bubbly And I haven't had... I thought I was getting into work this morning 45 minutes early only to find out I was 15 minutes late. And so I was going to have something to eat and do a big poo. But now I've had to rush in, I haven't had a chance to do a poo. I had a fart growing up, I wanted to leave very subtly and not have anyone. I have a one mention it and now my whole gastro in the intestinal.

If you hold the fart, it'll eventually turn into poo because you compress the air until it becomes a liquid. This is true. I think that's how poo works. No, it's not. It's basically molecule chemistry. Really? Yeah, if you compress air, obviously it becomes a liquid

and then a solid. If you hold in fart forever, the then it will become poo. We do this at lip surf all the time. That's the thing. If you're holding fire at forever, the nanosolid become poos. We do this at let's surf all the time. That's the thing. Now you're just gonna make more and explode. Apparently, it's gonna be like alien, but with shit. Sorry about all the brown talk, everyone. The way you lose weight, apparently,

like how the body loses weight is through sweat, a little bit, but a lot of it is CO2. So that's how you lose weight is by physical exertion. And yeah, isn't that really interesting? I find that very interesting. You're on the science podcast will we talk all things science with Manu? Next up is Mio. And my time he hurts. So anyway, he did not know about Nana Leven. So I went to see that's one of those my point. Me and Manu did not know. So I went around to his little house in theft. Even though it happens, even though it happened on 9-11,

you were 9, turning 10, and the next number is 11. No, I was 10 turning 11. Interesting. Very interesting. Very interesting. Sorry, there's a bloody dolphin. Very interesting. Sorry, there's a bloody dolphin in here. Get out of here. We're probably going to wrap this podcast up in a second. Please.

Would you like to do another one or you would you like to do another one? I'll definitely do another one. Yeah, great. You are notoriously known in the comedy industry as someone who's just fucking up for doing everyone's podcast. I'm a fucking whore. That's not, if anyone listens to this podcast, you don't ask Daniel. You know, like he has, you know, but he- I can't say no.

Yeah. I'm an improv commenter. I heard that. Well, you do my podcast. Yes and yours. But, um, yeah, no, it's been a pleasure. Do you want to go to the toilet, Ma'am? I really appreciate having some toilet time. Okay, I just want to say thank you to Daniel

Sloss. Your comedy has been an inspiration. We used the tune in between Lan Chen Diner Service every day to watch your show as the adventures of Daniel. I love the adventures of Daniel Slaughter. I think it's one of the best sitcoms that Scotland has ever made. How many episodes were there? Good night, Australia. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rep episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com.

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