Aunty Donna Podcast - Exploding ‘Hit & Run’

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

This week Tom joins Broden, Mark and Zach to talk about the original song “Hit & Run” as heard in Aunty Donna’s Coffee Café and available to stream now!Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Broaring like a tacky sometimes and guess, we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Welcome to the Anti-Donna Podcast, brought to you by Broden. And Mark! We're wacky Joe Mool, suck your for cash! What? Welcome to the Undy-Nond-A-Pockah, Sprawdy-O-Buy, Broden, and Mark. We're wacky, Joe Mool, suck you off a cash. What? Today, we have a very special guest. As you know, we have a series out, Andy Donas' Coffee Cafe, available on ABCI View,

in Australia, and then overseas, it's impossible to watch. And we brought in the composer of the show, in Australia and then overseas, it's impossible to watch. And we brought in the composer of the show. His name is Tom, he loves to fuck, he's got a baby to prove it. And we wanted to talk to him about a little song in the show that we have in the show in episode four, no, four, you're right, sorry, four, it was originally written as two.

Thank the fuck off. Back the fuck off. I'm sorry, I thought I needed to correct you there, but then I realized I was wrong and I apologize. I accept that. Do you? It's okay if you don't. I accept it.

And we got tommened because we're gonna..., we wanna take, we wanna do a little nas and make this small song in the show. We wanna put it on the country music charts and make it go viral as a genuine country music song. So we got Joe Koski, we flew him down from wherever the fuck he lives and made him dress up as a cowboy and put him in a field and made a video clip with him. And we're going to make the song go viral because country music is not a real genre and we can take it over and all those scum who listen to it will just eat it, slap and eat it up. That statement will come back to bite you if we become country music stars.

we'll come back to bite you if we become country music stars. Sorry, I'm Zach. Hi. Hello. Also brought to you by Zach. I didn't know. I don't know. Did you sponsor? Are you paying? Uh, no. Zach, but I can I pay $15,000 a week that to get that plug? No. Well, then no, it's not brought to you by Zach. I am a member of the present. I'm one of the presenters. I know. Too late. You said it. You're in debt. Yeah. Okay. It's out there. And'm not. Too late. You said it. You're in debt. Yeah.

Okay. It's out there. And do you want to opt in for the suck you off a cash thing? Or are you that of that even confused me? I'm not even. Yeah. I know what that is. I.

To make clear. Yeah. For money, you will suck off people. For money. Hmm. What is that a radio? What's that got to do with the sponsorship? It's the platform.

What you want to say, I pay for that platform. That's like a Patreon thing. Yeah, it's like, I said, cold cans of Coca-Cola, drink them on the beach. I'm somewhere drink them on the beaches. It's my, what I want to get there, which is awesome. Mm. Right, that's your ad.

Yeah. Right. Well, that's, I mean, I didn't know that was something I could opt into. I think that's more your copy. Yeah. That you're electing to use. I probably, if I was sponsoring this podcast, I probably just realized that ruin. Just brand away. Brand away. You know, Zach, check out Zach, yeah, just brand away. And then if I was plugging something like sucking off like Zach, is like, Zachary, check out www.zackaryruine.com to find out if you're eligible to be sucked off for cash.

Yeah. So, Brodin, you were introducing Tom. Yeah, so we brought in the composer of the song, but why today? Because the dumb, the dumb scum country music fans, in their dumb scum lives are going to eat up this sloth from the show. Yeah, because they're stupid, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dumb stupid people. I personally don't think it's going to cut through. I mean, you got some titans of country music industry that we're up against. We're up against Troy Cassadale. We're up against Casey Chambers. Can I be clear as well? I'm not saying that if you make country music, you're lesser.

I think there's some legitimate God damn stars, Keith Irving and Troy Cassadale, but what I am saying is if you listen to them, you are dumb scum. Now, you've made that. But specifically, Broden, why are we getting Broden in, why are we getting Tom in today? You see my brand awareness? I want to say Broden. Yeah. When I think Tom, I think Broden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I think Mark, I think Broden. But Broden. Yes, Tom. Why are we getting Tom in specifically today? Because the song came out today. And we want people to listen to it.

Yes. On repeat. Sorry, Tom. On repeat. It's on repeat. But on repeat. I don't want to like talk podcast etiquette or anything, but if you haven't been introduced, you don't know.

Yeah, this is my, I've got a very big issue with that. Do you remember when you coughed on the podcast and ruined the podcast? I couldn't remember that either. So this is something we've had to explain to him before. He is constantly shitting on our art. Yeah. And you got to get out of our way, man, so we can be the superstar. If we have an introduced, it's just basic podcast etiquette. If we have an introduced, the listener doesn't know who you are. You can't talk yet, Tom. And I'm here thanks to Merabin Toyota. Oh, nice. Like that call back to five years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, Tom. And I'm here thanks to Marabin Toyota. Oh, nice.

Like that call back to five years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, Tom, we're having a hard time in the group to suck you off the cash. Yeah. Woo! Suck you off the cash Marabin Toyota. Now, Tom, hello.

You, we want to talk. We want to talk. A little bit of podcast etiquette. What? Yeah, but it's not talking to the guests. Yeah, but you don't start talking to the guest until you've introduced. But we said we bought in the composer.

Introduce him. You stood up and then you didn't yell that loud. But I didn't want to. I really got ready. I got ready for something big. And then I saw you hesitate. I saw you hesitate. And then you didn't yell that.

Can I yell at you? Yeah. And then you didn't yell. Can I have it? Can I yell at you? Yeah. Thanks for checking first as well. Thanks for seeking consent first. Just intro, just him. No, that's a kind of, that's the decibels I'd be expecting from you. I'm really going to really go for it. And then sent us there. Did you see how I have to now? I don't know. I've been sent his company. I've been cucked. Yeah, you've been yelled. It's Tom Armstrong. I know what you will. Just introduce him. What's going on? It's like it's a choice. It is a choice. It's a comedic choice. You know what you did there, bro? What? You

I was just the China Olympics opening ceremony of 2008, right? Your 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony and you were like, I could try to go louder. I could try to go more precise Then you said no, you know what? I'm gonna make a choice. I'm gonna do something creative and interesting And I respect you for that. You understand what I'm saying? You were like, I'm not going to compete with that shout. And what happened was you had the better Olympics opening ceremony. Congratulations. Congratulations, my man. Thank you. Thomas. Well, you got to introduce him. I just did. I don't know. I'm just the composer. We've said that. But why is he here? To talk about Hidden Run. That's out today. We've said that. But why is he here?

To talk about hidden run that's out today. We've said that. That's all information. You have to give our audience what's his name. You I've said that. You have to give our audience a little more a leeway in terms of their ability to understand what's happening. All the pieces of the puzzle are there. They're not country music fans. Exactly. Oh, good. Exactly. Do you want me to show you how it's done? Sure. So we got a guest on today. He's got a song out right now. It's out on Spotify or wherever you get your songs.

He is from Auntie Donna. He composed the music for Auntie Donna's coffee cafe. Broden Kelly, of course, presenting today. And he will suck you off for cash. He will be the one that pays. That's a diversion because the point is what I want to do right now is I want to introduce our special guest here on the Antidona podcast. It's Brodan Kelly.

No. Oh no. What did you introduce Tom? Thank you for having me. Oh no. I failed. It What are you introduced to? Thank you for having me. Oh, no, I failed. It's Thomas Armstrong. Hello, buddy. Oh, Tom Armstrong.

Now, you said to listen to it on loop, so it charts in country music. We won some charting. So, Tom, you got a new song out. That's one of your voice. I just had a little bit of it. Oh, something a little bit of it. You'll give it a little cough.

Been podcasting since 8 a.m this morning. Give it a little cough, Tomy. That's okay. You podcasting since 8 a.m. this morning. Give it a little cough, Tommy. That's okay. Yeah, you good. Nice, beautiful. Tom, so you got a new song out on Spotify. Well, we do. We know. Auntie Donna. Tom, Tom, we're gonna, we're just

because otherwise people are gonna look up, Tom Armstrong, hit and run. We want them to look up, auntie Donna. We want to look up auntie Donna, hit and run. It's all about search abilities. Yeah, it can come. I just can't buy you. Why would you say that? What'd you say there? It can come because come rhymes with run. I just want to be as funny as you boys. Broden, don't you realize you never will be? You're right. Now always right. Ring ring ring. We got our first caller.

What an exciting time. Hello, you're on the air. Hello. Who is this? It's me, the Cookie Monster. Wow. Oh my God. Tom, I'm so sorry to interrupt your guesting on this episode.

We have from Sesame Street, New York City. It's the man who loves cookies. It's the Cookie Monster. Avita 24 cookies already! Wow, 24! That's so many! But not for the Cookie Monster. This seems to be also one of the characters

from the world of Mario and Marge as well. Now this has been really trying to do the cookie monster. And now Mr. Cookie Monster, you love cookies. I love cookies! Great, now do you mind Cookie Monster? If we keep you here, was also talking to Tom. No, you have to choose.

All right, Tom. Ring, ring, ring. Oh, I have to call her. Oh, my God. Our second caller for this show. Hello. Who is it? Yes, it's a me a Greek animal It's Greek Alma I'm gonna character yes Tom's doing a character Greek Mario

I'm gonna Greek Elmo Greek Elmo Greek Elmo So sorry I'm on the show with the cookie monster. Yes, you are on the show with the Cookie Monster next week. Big break. How long YouTube in Friends 4? Uh, yes, so. Yes, so? Yes.

I have no friends on the cookies. Oh, that sounds pretty sad. The Cookie Monster loves cookies, but it's sometimes food, isn't it? Yes, that's what they make me say. And not for me. No, you eat them all the time. I only ate cookies. They had to replace my large intestine.

I had to get surgery on my large intestine. As your diet was horrible. I feel. But if you're a cookie monster, wouldn't you evolve sort of to a point where you eat cookies and that's all you need for... Evolution takes millions and millions of years. to a point where you eat cookies and that's all you need for evolution. Have a look at that.

Millions and millions of years. You know, like a steam engine, a steam engine train doesn't need a balanced diet, it just needs coal. I am not a cookie monster. I'm the cookie monster. My mother and father are monsters. My sister is a monster.

They are not cookie monsters. I am a monster from a long line of monsters, but monsters need a balanced diet. Yeah, idiot. The cookie element is about me. Nothing that was evolved. Ring ring ring. Oh my God. Folks, I'm so sorry. We were in the middle of a conversation with Cookie Monster and Greek Elmo. Yes, sir. And now there's a third caller and you're on the air, hello. Hello, I'm the Cookie Monster. That's a good Cookie Monster. Now there's two Cookie Monsters. I'm calling to say that I come from a long line of Cookie Monsters. Oh my god.

We have evolved to do only eat cookies. I don't need a balanced diet. rival cookie monster. We are not rivals. He is on my payroll. Yes, we make love. He teaches, well that's, uh, on the side, you know, that's got nothing to do with diet. I just knew you didn't want to talk about how we make love.

He teaches me how to live a fulfilled life only eating cookies. We were gonna just talk to Tom about the song. Now... Yes. Now Zach and Mark are gone. And Tom and it's just me with... To Cookie Monsters in one Greek house. Why are you going to do it the song?

We're gonna get... Make people listen to it, make it go viral. You just tell them, listen to it on loop and then move on. All right, we're cool. Yeah, Mark might come back in the spirit of preserving his voice for more podcasts. This is the first podcast of the day and we'll be back after this ad with three puppets. And we're back with Cookie Monster, Cookie Monster and Greek Elmo. Greek Elmo, say some Greek shit.

Yes, oh, scatamalaka. Yes. What else do you have in Gov'n with normal Elmo? Because it just feels like you do Greek things. Yes, but what does Elmo elements do you have? If you're a storm, Malaka. Oh, okay. Ring, ring, ring.

Oh my God. A fourth caller in this episode, who is it? Hello there. Oh, it's it's me the goblin king from Leather and David Bowies. Yes, I heard there were puppets and I wanted to fuck them Your hand looks funny around the ball. You had so many choices of fucking I love to fuck puppets I'm the goblin king. Oh, you can fuck you can fuck max cookie monster Oh, I said cocky monster. Yeah, I that's what I call it. I'm the cocky monster. Yeah, so he's cookie monster

Yeah, fuck you become the cocky monster. Oh, no, I sound the goblin king You got that can't deep throw Tim though because it'll just hit the back You can just see the back of my mouth. We've got it. I still have a very big. There. Yeah, because when you ate cookies, it just sort of crumbled around. Yeah. Now I should be called the essence of Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster, I want you around and talking hapes for the next 20 minutes. No, I died. No, keeps no. He's still here. Ring ring. Hello. It's Mark. Mark, thank God you're back. I'm here with a cookie monster Just died. I saw I saw a being pass away, which I'm fucking struck one version of the cookie monster

I saw something die. Yeah, I heard we've still got a cookie monster here. No, he died as well replaced by the goblin king I've been watching something die, which was the original conceit for this podcast I've been watching something die, which was the original conceit for this podcast. But what was the original conceit of the podcast? Sonic, song explorer. Back babies. What? Oh, he's talking about the fact that I stole a baby from a teenage girl. He had to stop stealing babies.

Oh, it's just a bit of fun between fucking puppets. The original concept was we were going to do a song explorer. I'm the king of the puppets and I fucked them all. I know, baby, you're really sexy. Yeah, I wear tights. You can see my cock. We know the director of that movies. No. What movie? Okay, he's deep in the world. I haven't seen any movie. We know we met Brian Hanson. Cool, I've never heard of him. Yeah. You're one step away from Austin Powers.

Yeah, well, I fucked Puppet. Are the original conceit for this podcast was we were gonna do a song exploder about Hit and Run with Tom. Yeah, but now... To promote the song Hit and Run. Go out, listen to it. Now it's all you need to say, isn't it?

Just say, listen to it, a bunch Spotify, and then you can move on. Guys, I have a confession. Oh yeah, I missed the Cookie Monsters. Yeah, well they were bad for their voices, I reckon. You missed the Cookie Monsters? Oh, hello, Mr. Cookie Monster. Hello. Yeah.

I am a Cookie Monster. Hey, Cookie Monster, I have an idea. Why don't we go into my labyrinth and then go into that big tunnel of caves and get risties from those hands? You know the hand cave? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they have white ones on. I'm not seeing labyrinth. I've seen bits and pieces.

There's like a hole you can fall down and all the walls are made of hands and they make faces with the hands but I like to get risties from them. I'm happy for you to be here. Mr. Cookie Monsters, I'm happy for you to be here. I would like to talk about the stems of hitting run with Tom at some point. As long as I get cookie. Yeah, whatever. I'll give you cookies. Cookie Monster. Do you need a balanced diet? Or have you evolved to only eight cookies? And that's all you need. No, cookies are a sometimes food.

All right. Yeah. All right, cool. We can't just eat cookie or cake. Why not? Cookie monster. So you just, you. Pretty happy with this.

What? Pretty happy with my cookie. Yeah. Yeah. Cookie monster, you are blue. I'd like to fuck you and I still, babies. Yes, it does. What kind of cookies do you like to eat?

Chocolate chip cookie and raisin cookie. And what kind of cookies do you like to eat? Me? Yeah. I don't eat cookies. Really? I've seen you eat cookies. Name one fucking time, can't. Well, maybe on a plane, I'll give you a little cookie. Cookies for the cookie monsters. Yum, yum, yum. Some...

Sometimes you get cookie, put it in coffee. Yeah? Grig, grig, grig. Got your can't. No, wait, no. Yeah. Ring ring ring ring. Gotcha, can't do that. No, yeah, but wait, that's not specific. You can say that there anyone. But you're, you can see that, yes. What? You can see that, yes.

Just because I'm bored. Cookie. I like this one. I'm happy with it. No, it's good. I like this one. Cookie. Cookie Monster.

Could you come up, remember, you're bringing in some Italian biscuits one day. Ring ring ring ring. Yeah, but that's not a cookie. That's a biscotti. It's a Semantics now. It's a biscuit Semantics. That's not a fucking semantic. What would they call it in America though? A biscuit You cookie shit A biscuit is not a cookie. It's just different words for the same thing. No, it's not. You would not call around.

I would be because I'm a stray. Shot chip cookie that you got from a bakery, a fucking biscuit. Yes, I would. Yes, people do. No, they don't. People do, yes. Show me one motherfucker.

Well, you want me to walk on straight now. One motherfucker. You want me to walk on. You would get a cookie from a bakery round Box chips and go Shit, I love this biscuit or someone that would go and go can I get that biscuit and point to a fucking cookie I'm a cookie monster There's no way the other way around maybe they'd point to a biscuit a biscuit I'm not going to argue with you

a busket? I'm not going to argue with you. A biscuit? This doesn't make sense what you're saying. It does! It doesn't. Please don't move on from buskets. Buskets. So quickly, we have to sit in buskets.

We can sit in buskets. I don't want to have an argument with this man. I want to break down the stems of hitting run. Yeah. We want to talk about my top 50 buskets. I love buskets. I'll tell you a buskets. Say yummy.

I'm telling you right now. I'm saying does make sense, all right? We should say buskets. Someone, it does. Someone would point to a biscuit and say, can I have that cookie, but no one would point to a cookie and say, can I have that biscuit? Yes, I would have said biscuit until I was maybe,

until I went to America, I would have called it a biscuit until I was 20 some. Wrong. Posed up. Posed up. Skill issue. Cookie is an American word. Cookie monster.

Wrong. Incorrect. This is ridiculous. You're lying. I'm not lying. You're incorrect. Wrong. I can't. We're moving wrong. I can't we're moving on

Um, hey, uh ring ring ring ring. Hello. Hi, it's me Tom Armstrong Gouki monster What I got I don't know I can't improv is this guy. Well, we got two Tom Armstrong's in the studio, which is very no one What one Well, we've got two Tom Armstrongs in the studio, which is very funny. What? One. That guy is Tom.

Yeah. Greek Elmo. Yes, sir. You mark me love cookie. You love cookie, right? But I should warn you, I come from a different world where Tom sounds a lot like that. Nice. Cool.

That gets me off. Tom, the hit song, Hit and Run. Yeah, I, I, and I did the music for that. From Antidon is a coffee monster. What's the whole bout cookie monster? Uh, my understanding is that he's a monster and he took up cookies. I love cookie. Yeah.

But they make him say it's a sometimes food now because it's cookie monster demonstrates bad eating happens. Yeah. Would anyone watch Sesame Street see the cookie monster and go even a stupid kid go well it's all right for the blue monster. Yeah. Now all I'm going to eat is cookies. Yeah. I think a kid had grow up and think, oh, you know, cookies are, yeah, I can say how it's bad. Cookie. You know, like binge eating and stuff on us. That's not right. I think they made the right move.

Tom, why are you here today? Tom, why are you here? Oh, I'm Tom. Yes. I was looking at you, Tom. I was looking down, thought you were talking to, I don't know why, but I thought you were talking to Greek Alamo. Yeah, no, I'm looking at you, Tom.

Yeah, why am I here? I'm here to promote Hit and Run. We just released it on Spotify. I'm representing anti-Donna. Just released it on Spotify. We thought it'd be funny to try and get it to do well. So we thought it'd be fun to get, encourage people to listen to it

a bunch over the next couple of days, see what happens. What do you think, Rick and Mo? I think very good. It's funny. Funny idea. Thought it was a funny idea. Look, it might happen. We're not going to put too much behind it.

We've been pushing the show for a few weeks. They are so... I'll just say how, guys. Rick Elmo, did you have anything to do with the hit and run? Yes. Oh, what did you do on the track? This was my idea to have one by intro. One by intro. One, two, three, four, hit, hit, hit, and then it hit. I wasn't. Yes. What was it Tom's idea? No, it was my idea.

Good to come. Oh, yes. Okay. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh, we have an obi-gola. Don't go Tom. Wait, who am I? Wait, did you just do Greg Elmo? Yes, I'm a Greg Elmo. Wait, who am I? Wait, did you just do Greek Elmo? Yes, I'm a Greek Elmo. Oh, OK. Wow. I think what's happening in this room right now is that personalities have the ability

to jump from body to body. And isn't that interesting? Yes. Yeah. Yes, and. Yes, yes. Yes. What is yes, Ingrid?

Yeah. No, no. It sounds like, no, that's wrong. Yeah. What is your thing? Yeah, no, no. It sounds like no, that's wrong. What's he asking? Hello. Hello. Yes, hello. Ring ring ring.

Hello. Hello. Hi. Who's this? I'm a little uncomfortable saying. Can I just check who everyone is here before I say? My name is Marseille Mubille Banana from the Andy Donner podcast Okay, cool. And who's this?

Greek Elmo 2 and 2 Yeah, Greek Elmo No, I'm bitter bitter Greek Greek Elmo Alpha Oh, I thought you were I thought the entire character of Greek Elmo Transferred over another body There's an A and a B

Yes, who? Hello, this is why he's more of a guy transferred over to another body. There's an A and a B. Yes, who? Hello. This is why he's more of a yay-yah type. Yes, I'm a yes, who? Hello. This great almo is a little older. Yeah, yeah, hello. And great almo, Alpha.

Can I just check before I reveal who I am? Are there any more cookie monsters around? No, the other one died, I believe. You cookie monster is dormant in the me. I'm a little uncomfortable revealing who I am. Why? I think you cookie. I am a cookie. You're a cookie. I'm a cookie. All right, well, Mr. Cookie. Yeah. Mr. Cookie. Mr. Cookie Monster is inside me like me myself Irene. Oh yes yes yes yes.

Right. And Farley Brothers movie. Yes yes yes. Me myself Irene. Hmm. Pisses in a funny direction. How many characters are there inside Jim Carrey in that movie? Better.

Better. Alpha, gamma, beta. That's just two. All right. I think beta means B, is it? Yeah, he's going AB. We don't have the Greek alphabet. What's doing, Greek? I don't think Greek Elmo does not know. That's why Greek Elmo needs to meet Greek count Dracula.

But unfortunately he's not here. I was at an offer for me to play. No, no, no no, no, I just said that that that that somebody needs to meet that, um, you could you could do it. No, yeah, I realized that that's maybe what it would have felt like I was about to do. Like I see that as I said, you said it and then you looked at and I was like, Oh, here we go. Yeah, here comes Greek. Yeah, no, Dracula.

And then you looked at me. Oh, I was just telling you. I'm not gonna do it. No, no, I was just telling you. No, no, that's great. That's great. No, no, never had an intention of doing a great count Dracula. I just said that what Almona needs right now is a great ring ring. Oh, the phone. Oh, it's me sexy Broden. Oh, hi sexy Broden. Look at my God. That's really, I didn't want to and you've gotten it out and that's, I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave.

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I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. I'm going to ask you to leave. a very lovely pink Kashmilla sweater, but the knob is a beautiful shade of pink. You know, I'm double pink and I, I'm pink, ring, ring, ring. Oh, we have another call. Tom, I'm so sorry, you haven't gotten to talk much.

Hello. You can bring in a different character if you want. No, I have no other characters. Hello. Hi there, how are you? Oh, someone from now overseas. I pick up on that accent. And I'm fucking wish I was dead. Yeah overseas I pick up on that extent sure yeah, okay, I'm fucking wish I was dead. Yeah, pick up on that

accident. I said hello, who's this sure I'm the producer of naked news. Oh nice. My favorite show and I was a lad. Yes, because of the naked women. I guess there were lots of memory glands I believe. There was a show when we were leds, maybe 2004ish, OS 9, 11, we're watching comedy channel 11, 30 at night. It was very fucked up show. The people who were willing to be reading the news, sometimes men as well.

And then they just started taking their clothes off. I'm the producer of that. Did they start dressed? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I guess that's a, yeah of that. Did they start? Yes. Yeah. I guess that's a, yeah, if they start naked, no one's going to. Yeah. It was really weird.

And you're a rich show, you all know. No, you know, I'm well. I'm like, I'm good. You're working. Because of that show, I produced other stuff for everybody. Okay. What else did you produce? Crank anchors.

Yeah. The puppet, uh. The puppet prank fun. Gold shot. My golden era. Yeah. I was sort of, I wasn't a producer. I was more of an EP. I was at comedy central at the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I might be Canadian show naked news. Yeah. I'm Canadian. Oh, you didn't pick up on that. All right. Yeah. I'm from Canada. Have you, how are you here? Oh, yeah, sure. Why am I here?

I just was snowboarding. Oh, you're so good. Nice, I'm so good. I'm so good. I was just doing some snowboarding, eating, booting. Have you met Greg Calmire? Oh, yeah. Hey, man.

He also. Sure, yeah. OK. Hey, you want to go snowboarding? Yes. OK, yeah. Oh, no. Have you? No. No. No. No. Have you, have you, no, no, no, no, no, no, have you heard the hit auntie

don't attract hit and run that we're trying to get chatted on country music charts right now? Oh, no. Would you listen to it on repeat on Spotify for us plays? No. All right. I'm going to eat protein. But surely just put it on.

You don't have to listen. We both just put the volume down. No, no, no, no. I can listen to dogs. No, no, no, no. Oh, Tom's back. He's so mad. Oh, Tom's back.

Tom, Tom. Yes. Tom. Talk to us about Hit and Run. That's a great song written by the lovely people of the anti-dono performed by my friend Ring and Jo Koski. Ring Ring. Oh, and the hello.

Hi, it's me, Tom Armstrong. Oh, we got two Tom Armstrongs here now. Hi, how are you? I'm Tom Armstrong. Oh, wait, which Tom Armstrong? I'm Tom Armstrong from. Tony Donna. Great. Ring Ring Ring Ring. Hello. Hi, there. Hey, who's this? That's me Tom Armstrong. We have three. Armstrong ring ring ring Tom hey What are we doing here?

Yeah, I just can't. Yeah, I'm talking on the beat. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Tom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Tom. Hey Tom. Oh my God. I'm the music for Ani Donner. Yeah.

Remember when we wrote that hit and run song? Yeah, Tom. That was really good. That was really good. Yeah, really good. Yeah, really good. Yeah, I like it. wrote that uh yeah yeah really yeah Greek Elmo I played Greek Elmo

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Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, it's me, Zach. Ring ring. Ring ring. Hello. Hey, it's me, I'm pizza man. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Oh, pizza man. Hey, what are you doing? Pizza man.

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Okay. I just, it's just so exciting that you here, we want to celebrate. I know, I just, but just the nod just so you know, I call because I want a brother to suck my dick for cash. Oh, wow. If you've got that cash, you'll suck you off. E. You'll suck you off.

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Me. Who, what do you name? All right. Now I'll do one with from my heritage. Yeah. Because okay. Ring ring ring. Irish. Oh, hello, Terry. Oh, the Irish Catholic. Oh, hello, Terry. Yeah.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. I read the Harold son. I believe all of it. All of it. So Irish man. Yeah. This is pizza man. We came to be like Guinness men, or? Oh no, no, no, I just do a bit again,

I say from time to time, but I say, you know, it's not like that. You could be potato pizza men. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you like potato, you know, beef, beef on potato, lamb, lamb, a spray spray spray spray spray. No, no, no, no. Oh, hot, lord, what's wrong?

This is so collegial. He doesn't like, you. What's wrong? This is a glitch. He doesn't like to. You've upset pizza men because of the erotage. Right there. I know. It's hard to do Irish right next to a tell you. It's not that different. I would probably have said this is a deliant.

What's your answer? Get the weird beer. Push it! Irish accent. What's wrong with your push accent? What's wrong with accent? What's wrong with your push-up? What's wrong with Ashaksan? So what's wrong with me being honest with you? Are you serious about potatoes? No, what?

We got the same terms. You're about Catholic. Yeah, so you don't like him using pizza? I don't like him a putt of putt of anode of pizza. Oh, I don't like a potato. But that's what I do. It's a gourmet thing, pizza man. Ehh! Okay!

Oh, you were one over quite easily. Yes, I don't give a too much of a fuck, eh? I just like to, you know, go home, turn on the daily. Watch your passions. I love the show passions. I like the heightened soap drama from the mid-2000s. Yes, it's a bit of bullshit, but it makes a laugh. No, it's a heartache.

Maybe I should still watch a passion, so I'm talking to Ty, I should put on passion, and I go, what is this feeling, you know? Common ground with the Irish guys, he watches passion. No, I don't watch a passion to me. You watch a passion,

sometimes it's hard. What is it, is she, shite, I go, don't watch it. He thinks it's shite. No, it's magic and stuff, it's a nice party. But you can agree that, you know, you're the common ground. No, I never watch passion.

You both have TVs. Oh, yeah, you have a telebeater. Not a toy. Oh, no, he's a child. How do you watch passions, pizza men? I imagine. Oh, that's easy. Well, I imagine.

And how do you watch passions? You used to watch passions. I don't know what passions is. I used to don't know what't know. It's a talent. It's a talent. Yeah, because they're saying there. And you said, you're going to get it down there. You're watching me.

I watch it. But it's not Catholic. They are magic and rude. So let me translate for you because I'm Irish heritage too. Yeah. I said, you know, he doesn't like the magic, the surrealist, but it's also a bit rude as well. I said, you know, it's not Catholic, auto-magic, you know.

It's right in the heritage in the hair of son and they were saying that they can't have the salty. I thought you were saying. He was throwing the hair of the son, he can't have the son's teeth. I said, where did ABC go after the Catholic church? I don't like it. He doesn't like, the Irish character doesn't like,

the ABC's investigative journalism about the actions of the Catholic church. They got sounded about the Catholic church and I don't like it. Ring ring. Yeah, yeah. And Pete's a man has left us. Oh, no, bring it back.

No, sorry, I just pressed the wrong button on the right. I'm so sorry. Ring ring. It's just me, I'm tired. Oh, I see some high mark. Hey, Mark, it's healthy. Hello, I'm a nice man.

And it's become a call in episode. I just got it just to get it. It's a phone episode. I thought it just to get a phone, did you call it? I know how a phone works. I already got a little button and you're down for it. Each person each house on Umber, old Irish man, have you heard the hit? Anti-Donna song hit and run. Oh, no, I don't think it's into the music. Oh, I watch a Gaelic football.

I don't mind the new one, you know, the Australian one. It's like a Gaelic football. Okay. All mind the new one, you know, the Australian one. It's like a Gaelic football. Okay. So, you know, he called Richard Piper. Okay. He likes, I have failed him and I have failed him. Oh. He likes Gaelic football.

He reads the paper. I can't make it in here. If you, you know, he goes and he goes, I don't know about that. You know, he wants to be as a dancer and a stage. I don't know. That's an end. Oh, I think he even picked up on that.

I think he's doing it. Billi-y-y-y-y-y-y. But Billi-y-y-y-y is not Irish. No, no, I wasn't doing Billi-y-y-y-y. It's my great, great nephew. They should do Billy. My sister's, his sister's daughter's son. Is the dancer.

They should do Billy eyelash, but just get her and put her in Billi-y-y-y. Hi, hi, hi, hi. I think that'll be fun. That's a different, but then it her and put her in Billy Elliot. Oh, that's a wonderful thing. I think that'd be fun. That's a different one. But then it's about being a pop star. It's the same, but it's about being a pop star. But it's set in the same era. That's funny.

I wish Billy I wish I don't just saw. I wish kind of sounds like Irish as well. So you've got that there as to. I don't think so. No, I don't. I don't. I'm saying no Irish and Irish. And for that, I'm saying no. Irish and Irish. For that. Do you sound the same?

And for that, I'm out. Ah. So, did you want to make me an offer? I'm only asking for 5% for a 250K investment in my billy Irish film pitch. I think, you know, I've already got a bit of investment on board. Look, I'll come on as a principal investor, why not? Really? But 5% of total profits?

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So I just, you're saying to me, it's 250,000 for a 50% you know, that, that makes you, what you're saying to me is that makes your concept work 5 million. You understand that? Yeah, yeah, I think you know minimum, you know million how many say in the office how many say I was You had so far how many sales how many say it's a movie I've put other pop stars into old of films and your cat and my what are you proud of my cat Lee? Oh, you're cat like her

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We'd like to thank you, Doron doesn't know. We'd like to thank all our guests. Cookie Monster, he said too many cookies. Cookie Monster, cookie Monster. He can't eat apple, he can't eat cookies, he can't eat apple. Alpha, Greek Elmo, beta, Greek Elmo. Oh yeah, he said, come to him. Old Italian man, Mark, Broden, Zach. Thanks for all being here.

I should think of him all. What about a goblin king? The goblin king. I forgot about the goblin king. It's a bit of a funny with his pants. He's funny with his pants. I don't know either. Yeah, I don't know either. Bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast.

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