Aunty Donna Podcast - Fart Rating: Part 1

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

We have a fancy studio at LiSTNR, and access to some great sound effects. So we're taking you behind the curtain and through our extensive, high quality, expertly curated, fart library.  LINKS Watch 'Monday Afternoon' by Mark Bonanno on YouTube https://bit.ly/mondayafternoon-mark . Buy tickets to The Magical Dead Cat World Tour - https://bit.ly/auntydonna-worldtour . Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig . Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/ . CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno  Producer: Oscar Gordon  Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim CruseAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list, nap, production. We should do this before we start. Yeah. Let's just get the levels right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, great. All right. I'm just going to test your levels, guys.

Does this sound OK? Yeah, that's good. Maybe just a little louder. Has that, was that the same level or different? That was the same. Mark, is that all right for you? Can you hear that? I can. A little more would be great. Have this. Great. That's perfect. Is that okay? That one as well? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Okay. That's okay. All right, whenever you guys are ready. I think. Is that okay that one as well? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Okay.

Alright, whenever you guys are ready. Gide legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week we work our way through a new catalog of Fart Sound Effects, which ones are good. Which ones will make the top of the list? Stay tuned to find out. Yeah. I know you listen to the only part, guys. The greatest fucking fuckers in the world. Burnin' my Kentucky sometimes again. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Yeah, good morning, and welcome to the Amdit on a podcast.

As people know, we're in a new set, a new fancy set. And we're just part of that as well as we've got a brand new sort of collection of sounds that we're allowed to use, royalty-free things. There's a lot of specifics about like licensing and it's very, you don't need to know the details on that, but we've got access to a lot more sounds. But what we've organized is we're going to go through just to know from now on which of these sounds are okay to what which ones we like, what we don't like, and then we can go from there moving forward with these sounds. These are all the fart sounds that…

Can I ask you a question? Sorry, you finished the explanation then I'll ask my question. Pretty much so we're just going to walk through these fields see what we're good with and then I guess create a short list. Are you sure of ones that we would go to use in episodes of the anti-donna podcast when they might be ideally used in a situation. Yeah, normally we would be doing this behind the scenes. This is sort of a process we would do, you know, if we were be doing this behind the scenes. This is sort of a process. We would do you know if we were to call it on the Tuesday on the Monday we always set aside a bit of time to

Check on things like this, you know But we just thought we're always doing funny People often say on the patreon We ask what they want to see they want they do want to see us in our process and how we work. A very favorite, a lot of people's favorite show is Peaky Blinders. And we wanted to give people a Peaky behind the blinders. Sure. Sure.

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Mark. Okay, not sure. Sure. I've got one question before we jump in. What are we looking for exactly in these fart sounds?

Is it funnyness or is there, is there a broader thing than that? Because I don't know if funny. To me, funny is such an abstract, personal thing. And they're focusing on that where, where, where, I don't see the benefit of, because if we disagree, what are you going to, I found it funny, you didn't. the way I don't see the benefit of, because if we disagree, what are you gonna, I found it funny, we didn't,

that's being able to find anyone good with that goes on a short list. You dropped your pen. I wrote on just, I wrote on was talking using his hands there and in his attempts to sort of just stick to like, why couldn't you just leave me? Make a point.

Why couldn't you just leave me? Because you leave me like a fool and so I wanted to know that I When everyone at home to know that as he was do Mark's dropped his pen, but I'm not gonna no you're not gonna bully him all right Just before we jump in while Mark was talking about the pen dropping And I'm not gonna drop the pen. This is not like a the pen dropping. And I'm not going to drop the pen. This is not like a set up for a funny third. While Mark was doing that, we have cough buttons in our fancy new studio. So the idea of that is before you cough, you press the button and you cough. For example, I'm about to cough.

And then you didn't hear the cough. Maybe you. That would have been so bad. I'm not going. Residual cough in Mark and Brodans, but that was the Demons. See that that was Mark coughing. I also used the cough button for a gulp. That was a Brodans cough. You would have heard that through my marks.

Mark, I'm a himmacoff. I was, that was fake cough. But if you're a himmac... It was for Demonstration. That was for Demonstration. Not a Demonstration.ster, that was for non-juice, none of the monster. No, he was for the monster. He's the monster. He's the motherfucker monster. Now, that was Mark coughing, you would have heard it through mine and brought now, I've been using the cough button not for coughing, but for gulps. So I'll have a drink of my coffee, for example, in the past, we'd be doing a podcast and this is what you do here. But what I would do, what I do now, is I'll have

a sip. And you might not have even heard that guy. I don't even know if my mic picked that. You might have faintly heard it. So I've been using it for gulps. While Mark was talking about Broden dropping his pen, I pressed the cough button while I sipped and then I took it off for the gulp. So for anyone that heard a gulp during maximum log, I just want to apologize.

The cough button is new. Ahem! To us, we're still getting used to the cough button. Ahem! So, I think I just want to apologize. If you heard that, I pressed the cough button at the wrong time. I wish it was a bloody coffee button on here. Oh, and we'd have fresh coffee.

Love refill. Yeah. Now, do you want a refill? We can take a break. No, I've had enough this morning. I was just, look, we can take a break. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was, I've, this is like my third cup for the day. So I was, I can get your coffee. No, I'm scared. No, I don't need, I don't actually need a coffee. I'm. So I was I can get your coffee I was just saying That sort of coffee you after Just the black Don't get it for it Moscow

What you've done. Just listen. You are dumb monster. Yeah. That's the coffee. Yeah, it's the coffee. Yeah, it's the coffee thing there. Cool. This would have been helpful during bloody COVID. The cough button. Were you coming in with COVID?

No, but it wouldn't have stopped the cough though. I didn't. No, I'm saying, but if we wouldn't, this isn't the equivalent of an N95. And this would be helpful during COVID times if when you pressed it, you didn't carf at all. But that's not what this button does. What do you think, how do you think?

What do you mean? Virus is a, carry, it's in the drop, it's not in the sound. If you hear someone with COVID cough on a podcast, you don't get COVID from them. That's mystical arts. I thought he was saying in sort of a real life situation, say you're on the tram, you're in public transport, you had a cough button in real life, I don't know when you're phone or something, and that would stop you from coughing and that would be helpful to you. It makes me worry, Broden,

that your understanding of like, your viral load and disease is what I was saying. But it makes me worry that you're not just decades, centuries behind on how viruses are spread. Do you understand? Yeah, and that's not what I was saying. So don't worry about that It's weird man

It's a very strange way to be a golf button. All right. Oh, I'll allow it Shall we crack into this list of fart sounds and rating them? Yes, and I would also I thought it could be fun to do you know at times a little guessing game, okay? Maybe we're trying to guess the name of the file of the fart based on the sound of the fart. Okay. There doesn't have to be every time That'd be every single time I know I said I have to be every single time I know. I say I got a little joke you wanted to do. And that kills that. So maybe every second or third time. So I think it's fun.

Yeah. No, I think because you wanted to do a little, and what was the name of that one? I just didn't want to like make it too much of a game, but I think what you're doing here is the right tone for this part. I thought you were gonna make it like, of a game, but I think what you're doing here is the right tone for this foot. I thought you were going to make it like, and guess the- No, no, no, no, I just thought at times I could go. It's fun. This is a fun way to do it.

Yeah, this is the tone I wanted. We've got a lot of files to get through. I'm not going to be strict. I'm not going to be straight on maintaining that tone. And I think we will. I'm not going to be strict on when I try to guess the name of the file. I don't- there's not going to be- It's not going to be every second time.

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Are we good to go? All right, well, I wasn't ready. Let's go again. No, no, no. But that was me. I was kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And go.

Oh, okay. I actually. And go. All right. Oh, OK. I actually do need to hear that a couple more times. Even, can I hear that Oscar? This is possible to me. It's not three times in a row. Just because it's quite a short sharp one, I think I just need to hear it a couple of times to get an impression of it. That sounds to me like it's coming out of a tight hole.

Okay. Okay, so it's quite a tight. Yeah, I would say it's a tight. That's like a tight hole. I think that's an excuse me, Beat. You know what I mean? Yeah. Pardon. Oh, yeah, pardon even. Well, that's a new one. That's a tight, that's like a... A tight hole? I think that's an excuse me, Beat, you know what I mean? Like, yeah. Pardon?

Oh, yeah, pardon even. What's that? Well, that's a new one. That's a different one. Sorry. So, let's just, let's just slow down. We're just slowing down here. Sorry, that actually was part of the same sound effect.

Oh, sorry, can you elaborate on it? Sorry. So, yeah, this is, it goes for 13 seconds, but I kept stopping it at the first part, because I thought you were going to talk about the first part and why, but I can just keep it going. Can we hear the whole sound if it's okay? Yep, yep, first. Yes, no, it's fine.

Before you make those, to be executive decisions, just check. That really needs to be checked. That needs to be cleared with our sauce. Yeah, sorry, guys. It's totally fine. Okay, this is the full 13th. So the first one is the short one from the tight hole.

Mm. Mm. Mm. that hole. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. So this is the whole one sound. That's all one sound. Okay. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, what is that? That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a that's a four faster my mic out? Was that four? I mean here again. It's it's five there five, but I can play it if you like No, I trust you one more time. Oh

That's one That's two in my nest like a little bit loose a hole three just this type of lower That sounds like it's come from the looks. Five. So the last two have loose cheeks. I would say it's the last two to me, Sam, like the... What I'm realizing already, when I'm realizing already, is that not only is it the tightness of the hole, it's the looseness of the cheeks, that contributes to the, what I would refer to as the pitapatta of the, do you know what I mean when I refer to that pitapatta of the sound?

Yeah, so I've just sort of categorized this for myself. We don't know the title yet, it's five fart sounds, a fairing tightness of Holland cheek. And for me, my issue with continuing is, sorry, as your coffee's a roll. I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, thank you, thank you, thank you. How long did that take?

Mark, no. Mark, well, I mean, if I'm just saying, that's really, that's really, thank you. Thank you. How long did that take? Mark, no. Mark. Well, I mean, if I'm just, I'm just saying. That's really, that's really, thank you. Thank you from Mark. We don't, we don't do that, Mark. That's really road. I've made, I've used one of these machines. 30 seconds, my fucking ass. Okay, great. So any last thoughts on the first? I don't know about how usable it is because there's five different sounds and all of those sounds have different qualities. Yeah, there's very rarely a situation where we're going to need five different fart sounds with a beat in between them. We couldn't play that sound, so I don't know how often in rotation we're going to be able to use that one.

So it doesn't get my vote. Yeah, I don't have a voting. Whether we're going to use it, whether is it making sure that shortlist? I just don't see a point to it. You need a tight fart, you need a wet fart, you need a loose fart, you need a hard fart. If we can get any... Great. And all of these were, I would like to say a lot of these were quite dry. Absolutely, but I just think that there is a specificity you're looking for when you're looking for a fart sound and to get five fart sounds, if they're all in the same category, maybe, but there's too much varying.

What did you classify it as again? I called this five fart sounds a varying tightness of hole and cheek. Is that what you think? Potentially the title of the file. I don't think that's the title of the file, but I don't think the title of the file will be robust enough for my memory. So I'm going to be giving them sort of subtitles for my own sake. Do you like it?

Do you like it? Something like five cheeky farts. No, this is 32-16 human comma farts, mp3. So human comma farts? Yeah, human comma farts. Human farts. Human, human, common farts. Yeah, human, common farts. Human, human farts. Human farts. Human farts. I think that could be a dog farts.

What, what excites me, what excites me about that is that potentially there's going to be some animal farts or some farts from things that aren't human on this. Plains on the list. Because why would you specify? I heard an elephant fart once at the zoo. And it was a when it's endless.

Oh, we ever do that thing where you need the fart you have a guest around. You lie on your side. You spread you spread your cheek mark. So that rather like far gone, it goes. No, not not lie on my side. Anyway,, I don't want them to put that on the short this mark That anecdote Just trying to move on yeah, I wish there was an antidote to the farts that I have ruined and I wish that was an anecdote

I was and yeah, okay We've got through one fart sound. It's time for an ad break. We've got to get through a five. To be fair, five. Before we go to the other. Okay, sorry, five but one sound. Mark, do you want to put that on the shortlist?

No. All right, we'll be right back with more fart sounds. And we're back. All right, we'll play the next sound. This is a really nice coffee, by the way. Yeah. Oh, fantastic. Oh, I love this one.

I'm sorry I shouldn't play. Just for clarity, is that back to back the same one or is that one track? That was one sound. That was like tonal differences in those two. Okay, great. What sounded to me like a robot farting? I was quite large.

There was quite a large sort of the sort of obzication of a real fart. I know this is an artificial fart. Can we play that again? And I don't hate it. I think sometimes we search for truth in fake parts. And I love that I'm to me. This sounds like they're underwater on a bumpy bus.

It wasn't another again. And slower, here it comes. Because there's a wetness, but not of the fart more in the, you know, when you fart in the bath and then the bubbles come up and then you use your nose to poke to pop the the fart bubbles. So you can really know when you do that, and then you get a bone. This reminds me of the sound that I imagine the farts would be making from under. So when my cousins were in the bus, sometimes I'd bathe with my cousins.

I'd often put my head under the water to hear what it sounded like when they fired it. This reminds me of that. But there's the that how do I describe it? How would you describe this? The bumpiness. The bumpiness, the bumpiness, which makes me think they're on like some public transport and like a bus and they're going up with some potholes, but they're under water. If they're going up some pot holes, but they're underwater. If they're going up They're only farting when they hit the pot holes. No, I think they're farting, but as they farted I bit my tongue just then Pass out Yeah, I really hurt

You need to take a break up Because I can talk about the fart while you just check this. Yeah, ah So I've called this one You're You're right,. Yeah, ah. So I've called this one. You're, you're right, mate. Yeah, it was really hurt. Because we don't have to talk about the fart. If you're, No, we're talking about fart anymore.

Just, I'm not going to back out. I'm not practicing. Ow. I don't know what I thought this podcast would become, but I don't know why I didn't of course it's gonna be Mark sharing fuck stories. You were too in him. We got you lying on the couch, we have a guest over. Of course it's gonna be Mark. I was expecting an abstract exploration of sounds. Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story.

That I just, just to finish up, my tongue is healed. Just to finish up, I think they've started farting. The buses hit a bumpy road. And they're, and they say you think this, or that's what it evokes. That's what it evokes for me. Yeah. I don't think that's what's been captured. When you drink a red wine, it takes you to the Barossa Valley.

You see the sun, you feel the sun, you feel the warmth, you're walking with your, maybe your partner. Yeah, if you're an asshole. He's talking of evocations, bro. Yeah, yeah. Not of reality. Mm. I've titled this, the augmented oscillating fart pair.

Fart pair, ah, the pair of fart pair. The augmented oscillating fart pair because the sound oscillates in both. I love that it evokes a natural sort of response from Mark. I, from this mark, from the moment I heard it, I don't think of real world. And that's what I love about this fart sound. It doesn't sound like a real fart.

It sounds like a fart sound. I love that. That it sounds like it's been fabricated. It's been created in a lab. And I love that. I love that. I love it. The first time I heard it, I heard it. Knowledge man. You halfway through said, I love this. For me, we're so often searching for truth in fart sounds, but you can never capture the truth of a person farting in the room. If I needed to fart right now, there's so many unknowable variables that you could never capture. So why try to fake it? I love that this is what it is.

It acknowledges the artifice. I'm a huge fan of augmented oscillating fart pair. It's definitely on the short list for me. What do you think? You're short list? You're like short list thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we did some sort of underwater pot. To shortlist, it's not a finalist. To shortlist.

We might not use it. And it's not on my shortlist, okay? Okay. The deciding vote goes to Prodo. Well, I think if anyone votes for it in, it's in. Oh, okay. Sorry about my aggression there. I didn't realize that was the game.

That's only fine. I'm so sorry. I realized. I just, I got, I get really passionate about it. I get really passionate about augmented oscillating fart there. Any name in heart? What is the name of the actual fart?

Fart. Comet cartoon. Comet. Low buzz fart. Times two. Dot MP3. That's a good time. Fart.

Cartoon. What without the commas? Fart. Fart. Fart. Cartoon. Low buzz, fart times two. So it's starting ends with fart. Let's play it and then I'll say the name of it

and see how the you think they pair. Fat cartoon low buzz, fart times two MP3. I think that's an excellent name. I have worries about the definition of it. It's low death. I know you might like that. It's not real fart. It feels low death to me. That's okay. We'll move on. That's fair. There's no voting. I thought this was a vote. No, it's a majority. Is it a majority? If you vote for it, it gets in unless... Do you vote for it? The majority. No. Does you need two votes for it to be short?

No, I think we just I like the other one. I don't think we need that. We like the other one because it gets it on the list. I actually just realized I don't care. All right. And I was like, it'd be funny to care. I don't think it is funny to care. So is it in the short list?

Isn't it? What are we doing? Yes. Next, a fart, please Oscar. Classic. Boring. Yes, I get it. Next, uh, fart please, Oscar. BORING. Classic. BORING. Classic. I love that.

BORING. You say boring, I say classic. Okay, I suppose. One more time. It's long. I like the... BORING. BORING.

BORING. Yeah. It has length, it has a... It has length five, it goes length to mid length five It goes somewhere It goes somewhere that has a journey I reckon you hear this yeah, yeah, that's in TV shows, I've heard that Yeah, that's what I mean, I've heard it I've heard it

That's that is someone sitting on a leather couch That is somewhat one more time Oscar Oh That is somewhat one more time Oscar You can smell it. I can smell it. It's so nicely is It has that beautiful sort of I have seen a seizure so I when I hear sounds like I see color and shape This and this for me a vote like a brown. I see the most wonderful shades of brown when I hear that. A little bit of yellow. There it is.

Yeah, it's on the short this for me. I think that's an absolute classic. I think when you need a go-to, just like a go-to fart to break a conversation after a lengthy pause. That's a famous fart. That's the Wilhelm scream of a fart. You think so?

Yeah. I've called this one mid-length realistic fart early peak with a soft failure. Oh, that's beautiful. That's a gorgeous description of what this is. Well, it's actually called fart one. Well, it is fart one. It's probably the first fart ever recorded.

It does sound, if fart one does sound right, because some editor making a movie or TV show goes into that thing, goes to the fart one, that'll do. That'll do. But then the directors like, I've seen that I've heard this far too many times. It sounds like my Farts at home. If I was a Hollywood director, I would have a fart folly artist.

And their whole job is to eat beans and fart into the microphone. The whole job. Fart folly. You have a different folly artist for walking on stones and shit. If you want to hear a great original fart, I have a short film that I did when I was 18. It's called Monday afternoon.

It's available on YouTube right now. At the end of those credits, I was recording some Atmos for the film. I was in my laundry, I had the dryer running, I was just recording at General Atmos at the house. I realized I needed to fart, and I was like, I must capture this, this is coming out at a record speed and pace. Turn the dryer off, I rushed the microphone towards my cheeks,

and I did a fart that I'm just so impressed with. I put it right at the end. Yeah, you made it your credits. I made it my credits. That is an original fart from my ass that I recorded when I was 18. 20 years ago. 20, uh, uh, 20, uh, 20, 16 years ago. No, that would have been 2002. Almost 15 years ago. Why do I have a 15 years? This is a two-part episode. Yeah, no, is. I think we're going to make this a two-part episode because we know any of this list. But let's worry about cross that bridge. No, we don't have to be in a good way.

And it might not just, I'm loving this. It might not come next week. We might break it up a bit. Yes. But we don't have enough time in the day. Yes, I know two things in my heart. This is A, mark your coffee's here. You put things in my heart. This is a mark your coffee I didn't I but I didn't even order this one I

I thought you is there a coffee button I've been crossing one. I'd love a coffee. What can I have that coffee? I want I want I want the new one. Why they brought this for me. Let me have that one. How come you two get coffee? It was for Mark. I thought I'd think of it. It's for me. I don't think. Fuck man. Like, that is, he's not gonna drink it.

Well, I am now. Oh fuck, all right. You have to promise me one thing. You're gonna have this coffee if you promise me one thing. Yeah. I don't know. I got nothing. I don't know.

I don't know. I can just promise, just promise me that when I come up with something, got nothing to do. I don't know. Just promise me that when I come up with something, you'll promise to do it. Okay, sure. Whatever it is, absolutely. Promise me you will not drink this coffee. Well, there we go. Well, that's the, I can't drink it.

There you go. That's yours. That's my, how come you two get coffee? No, I can't. No, don't. You want to coffee? I, it's like a coffee. No, don't. Don't. You want to coffee? I don't.

I don't. I don't want it. There's literally someone here who's job it is to make sure that cameras are working and they're getting coffees. And I feel really bad about it. And it is. But he's looking left to right. He's starting his eyes.

He actually wants to. Yeah. And I do have to say it. I love this guy. He's fantastic. The coffees aren't taking quite a while. Yeah, it's taking longer than you. It's because I've got to check the videos. I've used that machine and that coffee.

You're being a cunt. You're being a cunt. You've changed man. I'm just saying. New studio. If there's a coffee button, if that is what we're doing, let's fucking come on. Let's hit a bit of the fucking press it.

I want that fucking coffee within. I got a drink here, ready to gulp the water. But I'm holding my note pad where I'm taking the under name of the farts. Do you want me to hold your hand? Someone hold my cough button. All right. I'm holding my...

I'll just sip sex. All right. Here I'm cough. Break. No one. Yeah, I barely heard that. Did anyone hear my gulp? No. No. Right in, I barely heard that. Did anyone hear my gulp? No.

No. Right in. I heard it in the room. If you didn't hear, if you heard the gulp, said, and it's a DM. All right, let's play that next fart. Number three. This is number four. Number three was how many?

How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many?

How many? How many? How just played fart one. How many flats do we have on the lead? Oh, fuck ton. Yeah, like a one. All right, next fart. Classic. That's another classic. I've heard that in an Adam Sandler movie, a Rob Schneider. How's that not fart one?

You reckon that's more fart? Can we hear fart one? Now this one? Oh, they're classic. They're both classic. I can taste those. Brad Pittly invited to Caprio. Yeah, yeah this one. They're classed there. They're both classic. I can taste them. Brad Pittly and I did a caprio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I see played again. I see brown. Yeah, I make the takes me to my childhood. It takes me to watching do Spiglo, Malju, Golo takes me to... This one feels like... Yeah, there it is. One more time.

This one feels like... This one goes big because small goes big. It has that it has a okay. It has a flow. It goes. How do you can I hear it again because I was giving it a difference. One more time. See how it doesn't bounces it bounces the end. It sounds like you're doing Tim Allen in home improvement. It is. Maybe it's called the Tim Allen. Okay.

What have you written? Oh, have you written your description, Zach? It has a similar version of the word, but it's not a different version. It's not a different version. It's not a different version. It's not a different version. It's not It is. Maybe it's called the Tim Allen font. Okay. Have you written your description, Zach?

It has a similar shape to that sound. It's the sound of the 90s, isn't it? Play it again. Oh. It's a similar to what it's... It is the fart equivalent of Tim Allen's Home Improvement. I've got... I've got. I've got.

I've got. He only ever do that in home improvement. Or did I think he was doing it? I'm not in the Santa Claus, no. And is it when Tim does that? Is he confused? Is he surprised? Is he excited?

What is that sound? I don't know. I'm focusing on the fart. I'm trying to think of when I would do it in real life. I'm trying to focus. I can't see my name as face. Oh, maybe something. It's got a situation. My title here, tell me, I'm right wrong, give me your thoughts. Wet loose hole fart with a sharp fade out and

slight home improvement style uptick. Wet loose hole fart with a sharp fade out and slight home improvement style up tick. Do you think it stinks? Do you think that one stinks? Oh, yes. Yeah. You know, often if your fart smells it's because you need to take a shit. Yeah.

Yes, that's right. That fart has a shit. Rowan. Well, think about it. The air is passing through your cold. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it. The air is passing through your cold. No, we've got to get it. We know this man. Everyone knows this. Not everyone knows this.

You know what? I think there's a confidence to this far. There's a confidence and a loose hole sort of energy to this far that makes me think there isn't a shit coming because this has the physiology of a free willing to do a fight like this when you are when you are so comfortable with your partner. You're on the couch watching a television show, maybe watching Dharma and Greg, Dharma and Greg. This is the kind of this is the kind of fun There you would do to make them laugh if we were a different kind of Dumber and Greg

Jeffrey Dumber and Greg Jeffrey Thomas moved He's an uptight business type and he's a serial killer. He eats people He's a catable a serial killer. He eats people. He's a catable, he's a serial killer. All right, I've just been alerted we've run out of time. This will be a to be continued sadly. If you liked any of these in particular, let us know. Which ones we shortlisting, did you like fart one?

Love fart one. Yeah, that's all. No, that was fart one. That's fart one. You're saying five fart sounds. I'll fart one. Yeah, the name that would be. You know what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I guesses. Yeah. Just think simpler. I'm not saying these are subtitles bro. Yeah. These are whatever title that has, right? That's in the big bold text. This is underneath it. It's something between a title and a. Okay. Because it is called fart two. There you go. Easy. Can we number these farts? Because I'm number two? So in the order that we're hearing them as well for categorizing. So in your head, human farts is one. So five farts sounds are varying. Five two is farfall. And I don't think this is helpful.

Can you just give them a number? Five one, five three. Okay. So that is now one. What's that? Five one is five three. Five two is farfall. Hang on, I think we've only done four Farts.

We have. So Fart two is Fart four. Fart, I'm fucking, are you gonna listen to it? You're gonna say I'll listen to it more. I'm so sorry. Fart two is Fart four. Fart two is Fart four. Fart one is Fart four.

But I would call it Fart two. I would call it Fart two. I would put the order we hear them. Yeah. That's how they name it. Number four Fart two. That's Tell they know Mastery's fun fact. Fat too. No, they put the number of discovery before the name.

I don't agree with that. Well, that's how they do it. Well, that's kind of disagree with the astronomical society of the world or whatever the fuck they call it. Why? Is it called meteor one? No, it's called one series. Two polevres of that.

Why? Because there's so many of them. We're going to leave you this week. Thank you. I hate that. My favorite was two. Hang on. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, five cartoon low buzz, fart times two. Fart to an oscillating fart or four, five, two, the second fart we two. Fart means fart. Fart means fart. Or four fart two. The second fart we played or fart two. No.

Fart two is four fart two. Wet loose whole fart with a sharp fade out. It's slight home improvement style up tick. That's four fart two. That's four fart two. That's four fart two. Which sounds like this. That was four fart two.

Wet loose whole fart with a sharp fade out and slight home improvement style up. the four-fuck-two. Four-fuck-two. With wet. Oh, OK. I can change it. I just don't know how to go through it. I don't care. I think we will come across ones where we go.

That's wet and we'll regret later. Do you think this is throwing to this as wet? Because there's wetter. There's ways to... Do you think it's not wet? I think they call it wet as a stretch. I'll just call it loose hole fart with a sharp. But then you're also just talking about too far,

too far cartoon low buzz fart times two, which is like this. Classic. That's my face. Here it comes. That's your favorite. Yeah. Right. That's your favorite.

Well, I can't go past an organ into an oscillating fart pair. Which is, was that, was that, was that, were you two fart cartoon low buzz fart times two? Yeah. I'm, it's saying it's your favourite before we've heard all of them is, is, is wild. Of the four. Of the four. So far.

Okay, great. Because I just feel like you're gonna come to regret that later. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I you come to regret that later. I'm not I want to be my favorite. All right, good. It's just the most interesting of the four. I won't let you pick another favorite. I think three and four are good. I'm like better far than this. We're more likely to use that. I won't fucking take that if you then later on you hear one. You're like, actually, that's my favorite. But the ones that, are you gonna hold me again something I never said? I might. But I never said it. I said that's my favorite of the four.

If one that is more interesting comes along, so bear, we'll find out in part two. We'll see you next week on this podcast where we might do this or another one might come out. Did we want to go out with a fart? Ah, yeah, let's do a cliffhanger. Let's go out. Ah, and then yeah, what are we going to call that? That's great. I'm happy to also, I'm happy to just keep rolling in part two if that's cool with you.

Not when you say, do you mean episode two of... Let's go out. I don't know if you mean episode two because you're not talking about three five two. No, I'm not. Should we go out with this far and then we'll come back with a yes, two. Okay, so we'll leave you on this one, which will be the starting discussion in part two. I'm just going to tell them it's called far three. Oh, I was going to go out on the last one on the list.

Okay, but it's up to you guys. Okay, no, do you want to go? Why would you do the last one on the list, Oscar? I just fell for a little bit. He's got his ass. Oscar's prepped today. He's got a funny fart. All right. So we'll end on that and we'll see you. Wait, we'll be playing it. We'll see. It's going to play and then we're not going to talk. So we're going to end on very confused. We look, we're going to this is a cliffhanger mark. This is the Netflix 10, 15 seconds. You know, you know, you hear this fart and then we're going to hear thoughts, opinions in the next episode, part two.

And here it is, we'll see you next week. God, I didn't need that, like my wife, I didn't need that. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. Listen up.