Aunty Donna Podcast - Fart Rating: Part 2

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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Listener! Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week we continue to discuss all things fart sound effects. Will they be wet or will they be dry? Stay tuned to find out. I know I'm here listening to the only time I've got a cast. The greatest fucking bugger in the world. Burden, I can take it sometimes and get it. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. OK, and welcome to part two of the Andi Dona podcast.

That one went down my throat. No, no, no. So when we last talked, we left you on a cliffhanger, which was an intense sound. Play it again. Should we just... I want... I want to make a rule. Let's not play that again Unless we have to unless we say play it again Huh unless we say play it again Yeah, but I think I think people have heard that enough heard what? What we just mark right in mark

It's a real there is okay We got a stop play I think that's a sick man. Here woman. I think there's potentially, and tell me if I'm wrong, Oscar, is there a bit of silence at the start of that track? I'll just, I'll play it once again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Can I ask, firstly, numbering system, what number is it? Is it part number five? Should we just give context what we're doing? We're categorizing and shortlisting for the use.

For further use, fart sounds. Is this fart five? It's the thing with listening. No, I've got something to throw out. Do you want to make it fart five? It's not five in my list, but I can make it fart five? It's the thing with this. I've got something to throw out this. Do you want to make it fart five? It's not five in my list, but I can make it fart five. I'd barely. You'd barely call it a fart.

I think a fart is an element to this sound. That's a soundscape. What we're hearing is the cascade of loose wet shit. Someone's heart-solved salt into a toilet bowl. Yeah. The microphone is not near the arsehole here. The microphone is in the bowl. Yeah, the bowl is working.

We're barely capturing. We're barely capturing the phone. One more time. Last time, please. No. No. I hear more water. I hear more liquid shit hitting the water. It's a mark. I hear the echo of the bowl.

I fart is but one part of this and I would hesitate to even. Are you proposing we don't even categorize this as a fart set? Is he at it's streaking from the record? Yeah. I every time I hear it. We can do another series called Wet Shits. Maybe we go through a bunch of different exploratory. This one has genuinely upset me. And probably our audience and I want to apologize on behalf of us for it.

Oh, and it was a bad. We never made the mistake to define this as a five. I don't know why. I don't know why. I briefly said it earlier, but whenever I hear it, I see it going down my throat. No, it's not five. We're striking. I think it's the fifth we've heard it has to be. But it's not a far. Zach, it's the fifth we've heard. But it doesn't. I understand what you're saying bro, but if we're not counting it as a fart, I think it's one of a new list of what you're doing. Do I do I number it?

I think it's on the list of farts that we have. I think it is the next fart sound, but but Doesn't make the short list. So you think it is a fart sound. I think it's in the selection of fart sounds we've been given. Is it a fart sound? No. So for the body. But it is in the list of fart sounds and therefore we must treat it as such. It has to be treated the same respect as for fart 2 or 3 fart 1.

So my issue mark here is if we number it, it's there, it's set, because we can't undo it. As soon as we go to six, five isn't that is now number five. Yeah. So what changes in your life if that happens? What changes? Yeah. What? How does this affect your day to day?

Why is this a point? If I can be, if I can be like real here, you're asking questions. I can't wait to hear it. I worry. I worry that if we let this in as a fart sound, I can't say in what way, I can't say in what sort of space,

I worry that it will lead to it being played again. I reject your hypothesis. I just worry that it will lead to it being played again. I reject your hypothesis. I just worry that if it's there, we're going to have to maybe we'll do an episode down the line where we run through all of them again, and I never want to hear that sound again, which sound? This one. Okay, so I think we've landed, which is anyone want to know? Oh jeez, Christ. Does anyone want to know the name of it?

Yeah, no. Any guesses? Do I need to give it a subtitle if it is part five? No, I can, no. I don't think you need to, unless you've written one. No, but I just feel like if it's part five of God, I like it. I think you're going to like the name of it. Yeah.

Is it like 34 year old man in the morning? Why wouldn't it be called that? I know. How are you? I'm mad at. All right. It's called fart grows juicy. Dot wave.

juicy juicy. I like that. That is a very good. Juicy is my favorite flavor palette. No, no, it is. I love juicy. I love it. That's why I love pineapple. Pineapple is very juicy.

I do love juice. I have given it a subtitle. Called it, toilet bowl enhanced, fart and wet shit narrative sound. Narrative? Yeah, I feel like it tells a story. It tells a story. It tells a story. We're not in a moment. This is not like a

you know photograph for you. Yeah, this is in a photograph. This is in a particle. This is a wave of shits. That's the kind of shit you if you've got guests over your house or I guessed that maybe you don't know very well. This is the kind of shit you're avoiding. This is the worst case scenario This is the kind of shit you're avoiding. This is the worst case scenario, because them hearing this, you've got someone, and I've been in this situation, and we've all been there. That's why I have a little speaker in my bathroom. Ah, clever.

If I feel like this is a really nice song on. Which is more obvious, yeah. But it's still, yeah. But it's better than, it's better than hearing the juicy wet. Was it cool? Can I just do a little shout out to the listener? Five fat gross juicy dot web. Five.

Yeah. Five. We put the number before the mark. Let me have that. So if you are listening and maybe you're a bit of a amateur fart sound enthusiast. We've now discovered the first wet shit sound. That is one wet one fart gross juicy wave in the wet shit categorization. I personally don't feel the need to make an episode about wet shits, but maybe someone at home might want to do that. So that's you know, you don't have

that blessing. You have our blessing. Yes, you don't have our blessing. You have our blessing. Yes, Ma. You have our blessing. Send it in. We'll just put it on as an episode one week. Yeah. That's right. And monetizing. Make money. All right. Should we move on to six? Yeah. Absolutely. Let's hear number six. Oh, again, I like it. Again. Oh, yeah, I like it again. Oh, yeah. I'll give it to me again. Oh, I don't want to stop. Do you know it comes in my head boring? Dory? It's not, doesn't make me laugh. Can I? I'm so sorry. You know, I'm saying, oh, maybe trying to think of a scenario where this one would make me laugh. I'm so sorry. Is it possible to hear it three times in a row?

Just... This time, is there a bit of silence at the end of the track there, Oscar? Or are you pausing? Yeah, there's a few seconds at the end of that, which is a dead silence. That's a shame. Loose his points for you. It does a little because I would like to hear that quick succession. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. It's, I see a wide gaping hole. I can't. I'm not here. One. I'm am I wrong here? No, I think that's the right one. I see a wide hole but a tight cheek. There's too much of a, the reason,

oh, yeah, because I think when you say wide hole without the context of tight cheek, there's a, there's quite a robust tamber to this far. Yeah, it has a depth that makes me think there has to be something for the sound to echo. I think it's more of a mid-lucinous of hole. It makes me think of a well covered in a top.

Yeah. See, I see what you're saying. Is that what I'm saying that? No. You see what I'm saying, man. No, no. Think of a well. Think of a well. Can I ask any, we've only got two on the shortlist so far.

Is anyone putting that on their shortlist? I actually might do, yeah. But I, Fat 2, sorry, that has to be for me. I'm putting that on the shortlist. Fat 2 is absolutely on the short list. I actually might do, yeah. But I, fart two, sorry, that has to be for me. I'm putting that on the short list. The fart two is absolutely on the short list. Fart two. Four, four, four, four, two, and three fart one. I think he is, he's why I would put it in contention for the short list. And unless there is a better short fart sound, it's the shortest of the fart sounds. It, I think it could serve a purpose. It has a short...

Can we get a fact check on that? Oscar, is this the shortest of the far sound? So far. Not including the beat of silence. So far. There are shorter. But so far? So far. Let me just... But if there are shorter, then it doesn't need to go on there, sure, or less. It is the shortest so far. That's correct. So is that including, if you were to break up one fart the short? Well, that's a, that's romantic. The 30, let's break.

No, that's not some manics. I'd have to go through them in detail. Yeah. I couldn't. Mark, I loved the first of the five fart sounds in number one. I'm just wondering that is short. I thought we discounted it because we took the whole package. Because if what you're proposing is we can just have the first part of five five sounds

Then sure great. Yes, it's the only thought that I thought was potentially shorter than this one Do you want that in the list? Because I think it's long it's five five sounds, but someone all that to break it up. No Okay, then Okay, let's take a let's take a break. We'll go to these ads and we'll be back. Welcome back. Let's play the next part.

Oh, well, before we do, I don't know. I'm sorry, I looked at that far. Oh, we don't have a sub-tile. I'm sorry. We haven't designed it for short. Oh, sorry. But that was short. That was short.

Yeah. Oh, goodness. Well, that was what I was gonna say, is I wouldn't short list it, but I'd put a flag in once we've been through all of them. Okay. And my subtitle just quickly is short, moist, plosive, fart with a sharp cut out is for number six.

Great. And then we've moved on to number seven. That was called fart three, by the way. Well, I think I told you that. So that was fart three. Six fart three. Six fart three. And now number seven, let's play fart three, by the way. Well, I think I told you that. So that was fart three. Six fart three. Six fart three. And now number seven, let's play that again.

There it is, and again. Fun, classic. Yeah, classic fun. Full of beans. Big a little horn. I would call it full of beans. One more time. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Tight hole. Super tight hole, tight cheeks Not too tight though Tight hole but enough to let that sound really go

What's that? Not smelly this one M-m-m-m And you know I'm here Quite musical A toot, I would prefer this to as a toot Here's what I would say though This is a toot would you agree to as a two. Here's what I would say though. This is a two, would you agree? Yeah, 100%.

What I would say though, still hasn't put six out of contention because six has a lower 10. Six, five, three. Can I hear six, five, three again? Let's go. Now we seem to be having some troubles. Yeah. No. Can you just, what was the name of that one again? We need six, five, three. Well, just five some troubles. Yeah, no. What was the name of that one again?

We need six, five, three. Well, just five, three. Five, three. And then seven, five, four. Again, they serve different purposes. Can you just do, you play each of them three times but oscillate between them. So go the low-tambour, yep.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the night, Amber. Low high low low and just the technical version of what he's just said is six five three seven five four six five three seven four six five three seven five four. Yeah. Nice dance there. It is a beautiful thing to do. Britain's got talent. Harry Styles comes in. Zane comes in. Three others come in. Hang on.

Make them go in. That's why I'm directing counting seats, you know. Is that why they're called that? I don't know. They're going in one direction. I call seven just to see what do you mean? What do you mean? They're going in one direction.

They're going in one direction. They used to be going against each other. They were going like in five different directions. You don't know that. So the words each other? No, that's not. Simon Kale says it on the show. He said it on the show. He said you're all walking in different directions. You don't know that. So the words each other. No, Simon Kale says it on the show. He said it on the show.

He said you're all walking in different directions. I'm seeing five. He said I'm seeing five little boys going in five different directions. No, no, no. From now on, you go in one direction and that wasn't the name of the group originally. It was originally five little boys. That didn't catch on, but the fact that he kept saying they were going in one direction did catch on it wasn't there official name until the third album i have a feeling that the confidence in the with the slightest google were just completely ruined so no but this thing they Completely ruined. So no, but this thing, Simon Cowell is very wealthy guy.

He's not just a host. He's also the producer. He owns record companies. He paid off Google to change the information. He paid off Wikipedia. That's how they can afford to do Wikipedia without advertising is Simon Cow Cal donations to make you think there've always been one direction but they haven't been.

Oh, what is just look it up. I would have called them Google Maps. Google Maps. That would have sorted. The group. I mean, if they're going in different directions. I worry Mark that the SEO on Google Maps would be quite bad. If someone was a fan of Google Maps and Google them, it would be many pages

before you get the band, because you'd get a lot of maps. But if the issue was, all I'm saying is, if the issue was they were going in different directions, you want them to go on the same Google Maps. For me? But I was say though, can I just, that was the reason I brought up. Or, or, or, or. Which is a name I've pitched before to you guys in private, grape egg. Stop bringing up grape egg to us.

Is it because grapes look like an egg? Grape egg. It's a nice name for something. Do you want to, now for the record, Mark has pitched renaming Anti-doller our comedy group to grape egg grape egg grape egg grape grape as in the Fruit from from which wine comes and just grapes as in the egg

in the egg, grape egg. What I'm trying to say is, I think that a six-fart three and our new friend, together a grape. Yeah, they complement each other. It also talks to what six might not be the shortest, but it is the only one so far in the short category that has that deep tamber. And it's a rare need. Usually with a deep tambered fart, you want to mid-length.

Usually. If I want a deep tamber, I also want to mid-length. From time to time for efficiency sake, I think we might need six. Put six on the short list for me. Gum to your head. You have to pick between five or six right now. Five or six? Which one's five? Five. Five. Gross juicy. Three. Five is two. Five. Six. You have to pick between 5 or 6 right now. 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6?

5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5 or 6? 5? 5?

5 is 6 or 7? 5 is 5 is the way I did. I did. No, I did. I did mean 6 or 7. You put the gun to my head. Yeah. You need to understand it.

You put a gun to my head. Yeah. That easy choice. You need to understand it, Mark. You put a gun to my head. Yeah. With an A and an easy choice and B before you were clear on the question. Yeah. You could have killed him. I know, I know.

I could have killed you. I'm so sorry. The gun was not loaded just so you know. I didn't know that. The reason the thing I was, the point I was trying to make yeah Is that I have faith that we will find a fart with a deeper timber that is better and if we do man six is the beauty of science if we do Six is off the list. That's why I love science six is off the list. Let's do only if we do six five three So seven seven which I like to call short

tight hold toot fire sharp cut out. I love that. It's called fight for but seven five four short tight hole. Short tight hold toot fire sharp cut out is definitely on the list for me. Wow. Great. So nice. That would be a great sound effect for if you're punching someone. You know what I'm saying? No. Yeah, I get it. I love the toot of it all, you know. It's the tootiest fart we've gotten so far. Punn?

It's the tootiest fart. We've gotten so far. It is the animal tootiest. It is the tootiest. There it is. And let's hop over to number eight. Oh, that's squeaky. It's squeaky.

That is the tightest hole I've ever heard. That is fantastic. A tight hole. I would even hesitate to say there were cheeks even there based on the sound of that. All hole, no cheek. I don't even know if that's a realistic fart. I can't fart, mate, that's the out.

I mean, the folds of the skin, oh, I love it. Wow, I think this is in contender for my favorite all-time fart. No, no, no. No, there's so few... Do you, when you're having toast to say, I love pizza? I need you to elaborate on the point you're trying to make me. I'm asking when I'm having toast.

I do really like pizza. The fuck you do with the fuck, where the fuck is this going? What the fuck? Go let him go, let him go. When you're having toast to you sometimes say, I love pizza. What the fuck? Yeah, let him go, let him go. Yeah, when you're having toast, do you sometimes say, I love pizza. What the fuck? So you're the fuck you're trying to go up there?

I want to fucking hear what this is going. What the fuck? They're both breads, right? No, they're both breads. Pizza's bread. I mean, I, I, I, do you know pizza comes from Peter? I think I've said that on this process.

I want I'm trying to say is, if you make that your favorite fart, I don't think you like farts. It's what I'm saying. Yeah, did I ever say that? So are you saying if you're, if you like toast, you don't like pizza? No, if we're talking about toast

and you're saying my favorite toast is pizza. No one says their favorite toast is pizza. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But this is a fart. But it's not a mainstream fart. But toast isn't a mainstream pizza. Toast is, I'm talking about different types of toast. French toast. No, you're talking about pizza. And it was the question.

What? Well, I started talking. I was looking at you. And Mark was really quiet. And I looked at him and he was looking at me so angrily. And confused. He was loading up. I was, I was, she was loading up. I'm struggling.

It certainly wasn't the gutcher you thought it was. Eight, eight. It's called eight. What do we want to call it? I'm just struggling to track the metaphor here. We forget it. Forget it. I can't move on.

Let me move on. Do you think toast is pizza? Or do you think it's a tiger pizza? I think they're cousins. They're cousins. In what way? They're breads that are oven-like toasted. So if I take a pizza, I just put another pizza upside down on top of it. Is that a sandwich?

No, it's a cousin of a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah No, it's not It's not as to be that's to be coming me saying that pizza is not toast and the bulk of this argument You've been defending the toastiness of it I'm just saying that this is a peripheral fart. Yeah, but the question was not, okay, I've got to leave him on this toast. Why is a toast as an peripheral pizza?

They're in the same world. Sup is not in the same world as toast and pizza. What? Yeah, of course. Pizza is what? If you're allowing me to define pizza as a toast, then yes, pizza is my favorite kind of toast. If not, that's what I'm saying. Do we call this a, I'm just talking about mainstream versus peripheral. The question, so when the power, who's your favorite power angel or the white, the white one with the

gold on it, right? right that's not the five power Rangers I did not say you got to say pink red blue Do you know it no time to fantastic is once Tommy was no but it's not the fine Not the fine I didn't it's your favorite Avenger a super duck or whatever he is duck Well, he was never a member of yes, he was he was there in the final battle against But they're not all Avengers. They are he says Avengers assemble. Oh, he was never a member of the yes, he was. He was there in the final battle against, but they're not all of Engers. They are. He says Avengers assemble. Oh, yeah, and the ducks there. Well, I think that's what I'm talking about. When he's saying Avengers assemble, he's not saying every member of the Wakanda army is a fuck. They are. That's what he said. No, no, it's it's more. He's just kind of saying we've interviewed. We've talked to the VP of Marvel.

We could ask him. He's just kind of in that moment It's he's being verbose he's like could I ask you're all Avengers to fight but they're not they're not all meeting in the room And that is what I'm saying about this fight. It is a fire, but it is not a classic main stream fight But what are you saying about toast? I don't want to talk about the toast pizza thing anymore. All right. I appreciate you defending me, but I can talk for myself. I'm happy to let it go. I know I need to defend myself.

I didn't say that it was the most effective fart. I didn't say it was the fart. We would use the most. I didn't say it was the most workman-like fart. I didn't say it was the fart that is most evocative of a fart sound. I am on the record as saying some of the more usable regular farts, abhorring to me.

I said that it was my favorite fart. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why not talk to the classics, I guess. Can I hear it again? Come on. That's like a pizza to a toast. Because that could be, if I heard that and I was out of context, say, I mean, out of the context of a fart ranking podcast.

If I heard that sound, I couldn't guarantee it was a fart. Balloon. You know what I'm going to say? Do you know what I'm going to say to this? Balloon on us. Can I just say one thing to this? Balloon on us. It sounds like a one thing to this? A balloon on us. It sounds like a balloon in the middle of,

it does sound like a balloon. It shakes, being pulled. Can I say something? Why, boy, okay. Can I just say one thing? I just wanna say one thing. Just let me say one thing. Let me say one thing.

There was someone in this group. There was someone in this group. That earlier, tried to discount some of the fart sounds we heard it was, bro. There was someone in this group that tried to discount some of the fart sounds we heard it was broken there was someone in this group that tried to discount a wet shit sound and say it wasn't a fart sound at all. Now that person was challenged and said oh what could possibly go wrong? Well here's what happens Mark. We're counting them all as Farts. This is a fart. Sorry, buddy. I didn't make the rules, you did.

I don't, I have no idea. Are we shortlisting that? I call this one Titus Toot. It's called fart five. And it's being shortlisted. Zach, I imagine your favorite fart. Yeah. You don't want a shortlisted.

I don't know how usable it is. I think it'll be very, oh, there it is. That's shortlisted. Here we go. Now number nine. It makes, oh, play that again. Mark's sitting up in his chair. Well, I like a little squelch here. So this one, this one I'd name would be called Aaron Squelch.

This is Fee, Zach is feverishly scribbling his thoughts. So because I'm really struggling to describe this sound, Mark, you're a lot better at describing the shape of the sound. Do it again. Do it again for the sound. So here's what I'm going to say. Can I just tell you, can I just tell you, my dancing for anyone of our Patreon listeners, is that the mark it's dancing? It has a sort of, the shape of it isn't round. A lot of the other ones have a roundness to it. This one is quite, it's spiky, although a wet sound. Can I tell you the shape I'm seeing and then you use that to draw my shape of it?

I'm seeing an hourglass. Right? A sharp angular hourglass. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Turned on its side. Wow. You're dripping your drool. I'm drooling it. It's like a bow tie almost. It's it's high like like it's most it goes

in and then it's most again. Pass it to the eye of the needle. Almost the inverse of most fart sounds. Most fart sounds peak in the middle and then this one starts on a peak fades comes back on a peak is this correct? I didn't hear that I'd love to hear it again and just go again Sounds like a fight for me as a burst and then it has a you're right It has a sharp burst and then it has sort of like well I drew what I saw and then I realized it looks like and then it has sort of like, well, I drew what I saw and then I realized

it looks like a single sperm has been bashed in the head and sort of squashed on the ground. You had a shot of that for the camera. But that's sort of what I see, that's your picture. That's what I see when I, and the color that I see is brown. That's what I see. When I hear that sound. Oh, I just did it at the same time. Did you see that? Yeah, it's by me a fart. What's it incline? It's incline up or down?

Yeah, it will be a decline. You can have a decline in your incline, though. What? How do we feel about that one, guys? I love that. I really like that. I really like that. Why do we, what are we calling that again? It's not comical for me. This is a disgusting one.

This one said they got a gory of. I don't want to hear that again. Yeah. Can I hear that again? There it is. I would love to hear that again. Yeah. Can I hear that again? There it is. I would love to short this this. Yeah, I agree. I'm also just as happy to not have it on the list.

Nine fart six. That's fart six. And that is eight fart five. Do you want my sub title for this one? Please. I've called it wet short fart that opens with the sharp incline and short viscous fade out. You love viscous? But have I used it so far?

No, it's one of your favourite words. I do use it a lot, yeah. Viscous. Viscivocative. I'm happy to just put on the shortness move on. I don't need to. Number 10. What the fuck?

That one sounds like it's happening in the distance. That one has a floor board. This is the least immediate fart. I've heard. Immediate. Yeah, like the other ones have an immediacy to them. You know, see, see what's happening? Earlier, see what's happening?

Earlier, you talked about well with the top. What I want to say to you, this is a well with some wooden planks. This is the first part where we're hearing the sound of the fart, hit a solid object, and it's more the vibrations of the solid object than the fart itself. This is the only one I'm not convinced someone in the room did it. I'm like, did that happen over there? Has this happened to distance away? You call it far away fart? Yeah, it could be the man hiding in the walls. And this is what gives them away.

I'm thinking of a scenario in which you would use this. Like the matrix instead of the dust making the man cough in the walls in the matrix. Which he did on fucking purpose by the way. Yeah, Ralph, Sifaretto. Yeah. Sifar. Sifar. Sifar.

You fucking did that on purpose. Imagine if you farted on purpose. It would sound like this. And the agents would be like... So... Okay, Zach has got his description ready for us. Remnants of fart heard only through the vibrations of solid object pressed against buttic. I don't agree with remnants. What do you mean?

Well, what, what, maybe I'm not being clear enough without any good. I don't think we're hearing the fart. I just realized I don't, I don't know what remnants mean. I just, I don't think we're hearing the fart. What I'm trying to say is we're not hearing the fart. We're hearing something else. We're hearing the vibrations. I think we're hearing the fart. I think the sound is muffled. Yeah. I think there is a, yeah, no, there is a barrier between, you know, this is the, I think there's a disagree. The previous farts were radio heads in rainbows.

What's often referred to as their most immediate album. This is the M&A's Yackel King of Limbs. Not as immediate. Just as easy to fall in love with. Takes a little longer. Sorry, can you do that again? Yeah. I'm getting pretty tired.

All right, he's, I've renamed it. I've renamed it. I'm pretty tired. You pretty open. I'm a, I'm renamed it. I've renamed it. I'm pretty tired. I'm pretty over it. I'm pretty over it. So I've got, I've got, I've renamed it. Vibrations, a solid object, pressed against buttock. The vibrations are caused by fart. That I love.

That I agree with. Is that a short list? For me, it's a terrible fart. I think, if we don't put this on the fucking short list, we're going to find ourselves in a scenario with this is the exact kind of sound that we need. And we won't, it's a specialty part. And we fucking won't. Where are we going to need the vibrations of a floorboard? It's not necessarily a floorboard. It's anytime someone is hiding and it gives them away or they're in the distance. They're walking away. We say get out of here and then they've walked a little bit.

It's a special. Having said that, I don't, it doesn't get my vibe. Should we do a speed round? No, I think we could save these for down the track. If this episode is popular enough, we bring it back. Yeah. But I do want to get to them. Yeah. No, they're not going anywhere. This episode won't be popular at now. We'll see. We'll see what people say. But I think I've reached my capacity.

Ah. I know my capacity. Three facts. I know another episode I've talked about how a burp is just a fart from the mouth. Do you think it is possible to swallow a fart? Yeah. And then a burp comes out later. Or what is same gas?

I don't want to think about that. Can I ask you a question, Matt? What is a fart? Is a fart the gas, or is it the act of the gas escaping? Hmm. What? Is she going to sign this? What is a fart?

She's going to sign this. Is a fart? Or is it both? Is a fart the gas? Is it? What is a fart? She's going to sign this. What about the question? Or is it both? Is a fart? The gas is out? You can get your right to add more question for a dog. The verb of the gas escaping. So what is a gooch?

Yeah. What is a fart? What is a fart? And specifically, is a fart the gas? Gooch. Or is it the act of the gas escaping? Or is it both? The gas is fart a fart of the gas escaping or is it both? The gas is far to far.

The gas is methane. Methane? Methane. So is the name of the gas of the type of gas? So is it the act though? Methane escaping from the hull. So if you would have swallowed the fart, and then burp it.

I don't mean swallow it in the mouth, swallow it in the ass. But then you would have swallowed it and then burp it. It was your question swallow it in the mouth swallow it in the ass But then you would swallow it and then burp it was your question I'm asking if you swallow a fart in the ass does a tread Through your tummy. Yeah, and then come out as a but my question is more fundamental than that my Even if it's methane from a fart okay When it comes out as a burp Is it still a fart or is it just the remnants of a fart?

I think it becomes a burp. I think where the gas comes out, but here's my question. If you swallow that fart, go through your cold-cold columns, full of shit. Does it keep the smell when it comes out of your mouth? This is a question for a doctor. This is a question for a doctor. And it's on our list. Does it keep the smell when it comes out of your mouth? What is it? This is a question for a doctor. This is a question for a doctor. And it's on our list to be patient.

I can't say, you know, it's not always a serious podcast. We all have very different world views, very different opinions. This could have been a really tough one. But I think we really listened to the fight. We really responded, we really talked. And I just got so much out of these two podcasts. I've really learned a lot. And I just want to thank you all for coming to the table

and engaging in positive debate, which the world needs a hell of a lot more of. I have some five beats. Yeah, no, it goes for about, yeah. I was going to say, let's close it out with one more track that I've deliberately moved past because I we wouldn't classify this is a fart. But it's in the world of fart. Play it now and we'll have a little chat and then we'll get out of here. This is in the list. A little song happening.

Oh! I love that. You're talking about tempo before. A little depth of time. Oh! I love that. You're talking about tempo before. Ja. Jag är bra. Jag tar en bo på fjärr. Det är ett fjärr på det depth av tajor.

Oh! Yes! Tom, det är många de här. Den är helt... Ja. O, det är lite råd. Ja. Oh! Ja. Ooh, that little, the little fart. Yeah. Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh. Ooh.

Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh. I love it. Puh, puh, puh, puh. Run a kelly. Yeah. Zach Rwain. Fart. Mark.

Mark. Banana. Fart. Banana. Fart banana. No. Oh no, no, that's just gross Yeah Oh, he's I'm starting to smell shit Like it does this to be I'm in the fade out. I love the 70s.

Was it a fade out? He goes for 19 minutes. We should stop this. No, no, no. I don't think it's a fade out. I think it's just a lull in there. I think it's filming to something. It gave me a second win.

That second win is out of it. You know what we should do for a set? For the Sydney Musical comedy show. Yeah. Come out on. We should, you know what, we should do for a set, for the Sydney musical comedy show. Come out on stage, just hold three microphones to our households and play this. Don't move. Don't move.

Don't move. OK, it's wrapping up now. I want some one word reviews, one sec. It feels sick. I can paste it Oscar I was fine. Oscar. I think was waiting for the perfect moment to cut it out and I really appreciate that No, that was the end of the piece The song a piece my dear a song feature singing

What the fuck If a musical piece there's not feature singing it is not a song, it is a piece. It was just a track. But fucking talking about that. That was a piece, a track it was in a song for a song feature singing. He's being Samantha, he's in a petty, I think. Yeah. It's like, he's like, he's a man to explain.

It's like saying, shade, black and white, a shade, it's not colors. I just had a music teacher say that. Do you think I don't understand what he was doing? No, I'm trying to explain to you in the... I don't think you know what I'm doing. All right, that's part one and two. And not the end. No, we're gonna to gauge the reaction.

If one person says they liked it, that's enough for me. That's enough. And we get like 400 fuckwoods gone never again. They're the ones that have one at the most. Yeah. They do. They love it. Because that's engagement. Silly boy, people are like, no, no.

It's hard to do silly boy. It's like, you know, like your mum says, I love you in the shopping scene. I'm embarrassing, but deep in your like, my mom is showing you. My mums says she loves you. In a shopping set, exactly. Oh. I.

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