Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. ANNE EDMONDS

Episode Date: August 17, 2017

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I thought, gee I like this. And that and the rest is history. Sorry sorry sorry. Excuse me, what was that? Sorry, we're just trying to do a podcast here. We're trying to, yeah, if you should, and keep down the coughing and the sneezing or whatever that you want. Why am I here? That is a great question to kick off the introduction

to our guest this evening, which is of course, and Edmunds. And Edmunds. A good friend of ours. What percentage? And because I'm a math man, what percentage of Edmunds was real there? None, zero percent.

I'm well aware of your first and last name. Oh, thank you. That's OK. You're very welcome. I study very hard for this. And it's a first and last name that's really buzzing around the Australian comedy set that the public really is, is it? I mean you can't walk into a shop without someone talking about how Anne Edmunds offended

them at a shop. And tell us a little bit about yourself. Well, I started comedy nine years ago. Boring. I was even a cop. You didn't even try to cover that. You just get bored out of boring fucking. You're ugly. We're doing this in almost a breakfast podcast. Yeah, no, and Mark keeps saying, it's really off-putting when someone's in broad daylight like, I mean, good evening. Have you got something wrong with your brain? Yeah, sorry, I don't know why I do that. Yeah.

Like, why do you think it's the guy? Because people listen to it when they're with a glass of wine. This is a very sophisticated podcast. People listen to it over dinner with their loved ones, having a glass of wine. So I'm just, you know, sort of, we're not recording it in the evening, but I imagine that's when most cunts will be listening to it. Yeah.

The first of my podcast on the train in the morning. Well, good evening to you, girls. Singing on the morning. It's morning train to work. I'm a vicious alcoholic, I always say. It's evening somewhere. So that's why I drink in the morning. But the reason I brought up the breakfast, the reason I brought

breakfast, you made a, we're in it in Scotland. And you can cut out that pool there. Just the kids. Yeah, there's like pace. Yeah, no, no worries. And what I noticed, is that you guys are having some Vegemite toast. And we're a couple of Aussies on the other side of the planet.

Boy aren't we having fun? Well aren't we connecting? Yeah. Did you, where did the Vegemite come from? So I didn't, can you come by? I manage a, can you buy a mic? Can you buy any sort of mic? Oh that, yeah you can buy.

You can buy the Dr. Latness of a mic. It's white. No, it's not. It's sweet. It's sweet and it's soft. Sweet, yeah. White might is a pretty great selling point for a new type of mic though. Yeah, yeah.

If you don't like white might and just color it white, I'm going to fucking get on that. If anyone out there wants to make some white might, send it to us. Send it to us. Send it to us send it to you. Jaron will eat it without any questions Have you ever had pro-might end? I have I've had all that every my you're a fan of pro-might See because I am pro-might man over veggie might really oh yeah, oh yeah You know, it's just what I grew up on on my I'm a Oh yeah, you're fine. Oh yeah, you're fine.

No, it's just what I grew up on. I'm a Italian and I'm the thing with it. Just have a slightly different taste. Hey, Marka, ita rappro, mate. Oh no, it's not. It's not, it's not. It's not, it's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Hello! Hello! No, no, no, no, how have you been coping with the death of your husband? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh home and I go, no, it's only for me, just the one. And I was dead. And I can't, I think, oh no, yeah. I'll put the other one in the freezer, but all.

And it is upsetting to me. I've sort of gone in there and I don't know. Well, now, because it's been six years since he passed away, but you still are only wear black, don't you? I wear black every day. Is that because... If you want to say bonjour or anything? Bonjourno!

Bonjourno tutti! I am in Scotland. I come here to feed Mark, because I know he's a very bad boy away from home. Mark is not here anymore. He said the God's style of your husband. I love you so much. I love you too.

I love you too. I cannot wait to see your pussy. Okay, so now listen guys. I love a pussy. We're watching this happen, right? Luckily, I haven't told you guys, but I can control dark spirits. And I'm here to tell this spirit, to leave Nana.

She does not need joining us. No, don't let it take him away from me again. I only just got him back. I want him to fuck me first, please. Just go into a room for a fuck one time. first. Please just go into a room for a fuck one time You may go into a room for a fuck one time and let him have one last fuck. All right, I shall grant you dark spirit one more Fuck of your Thank you. I appreciate it because I have a blue balls

Not because I haven't the coming a long time because I am a ghost and ghosts are usually a transparent blue. And you keep dipping them in blue berries. And my pussy is a dry, a manned, a broad ass shit. Can we get this a pro, my, the bullet up? Yes, I cover your lips. Very well, my, very well done, spirits. I'm a pussy and a pro, black a pussy come on for Nonna dark spirit I shall get you Pro Mites dark ghost of the of the night Thank you so much I very appreciate it and me and a Nonna we go off now

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maybe four, five times in a 62 yard man. Yeah, that's right, dark spirit. So I'm now in the anus. No, in the end it's, I know this has been a rule for a longer time. Off you go to copulate. Okay, say hello. Ciao, tutti. Ciao, tutti, ciao, ciao, ciao, there you go.

In the meantime, Zach, I thought we could do the top five things that you remember from the 90s. Oh, absolutely. Oh, it's number one. Great. Tazos. Oh, man, I remember Tazos. They were fantastic.

I like that. They were fantastic. Number two for me would have to be space jam. You like that? We love space jam. I love space and I love it in the Danube. Oh the a us the enough Warner Brothers to keep the same website for these years You got a funny you can check that out. Oh Number three number three is high on

Number three is high on Classic cards. I'm so loved. I love high on I did a very good one number four So they were definitely the way it's been a lot of lethal weapons. I never come I really appreciate it. I'm the first She's a really hard. I'm so tired. You know what? Five. I'm not sleep. I got a little bit That's a tough one. I love it. You're so much. I love you so much. I love you so much, but I need it to come. Probably I would have to say really that's an easy one.

Okay, I'm making my wife come back and now I'll go back to the underworld Jack spirit head to see you again on Yes always a pleasure Jack spirit head down the river of Hades a child a child you fucked one last time you may leave this a child Belle a child Oh a beautiful song from Nana. Chow belaciao, I'll see you sometime. Chow belaciao, grow out my punan. Oh, guys, I just woke up from the most incredible dream. Oh, what was it?

Oh, man, my non-ner, my non-ner were there, and they fucked each other in the anus it was amazing I've got some good news and some bad news First was that wasn't a dream Bad news, well, I say bad news or good news first That was the good bad bad bad. No, that was the good news was that it wasn't a dream. So it's the bad news is No, bad news. No, that was the good news was that it wasn't a dream. So it's the bad news is We go take as long as you need because we can cut this together. Yeah, yeah, so we can do a riding room Well, it would be the good outcome

Your maybe non this pregnant and I have a new Auntie I can't put that on the wall. Yeah, that's what he's noting Put it up. I don't think non this gone through menopause yet Can't put that on the wall, okay? That's what I'm saying. Noting? Um... Put it up. I don't think Nona's gone through menopause yet. No. She probably has. She's quite an old lady.

She's not that old. Isn't she? No. How old is she? Well, because she had kids when she was quite young. So she first got pregnant when she was 16. Yeah. So...

Oh, sorry. Oh, please's got that. We'll beat that. Oh, man. Anyway, so she's only about 37. You're 9-37. Yeah. And she live in New York.

She's a spinster. No, she doesn't live in New York. She lives in Wairaby. I thought it was New York. No, they're very similar though. I can see I could get them mixed up. I thought she lived on 45th and 5th. No, it's a land-right. In a lot of ways Mark, you know, Wereby, if I were to compare, you know, I think Sydney is like the LA of Australia. Melbourne is like the Portland.

What I always like to say is Wereby. Yeah, and where it be I would say is definitely the New York I always say Melbourne is the greatest city in the world And that's I'm I'm sorry. I'm Lord Mayor Robert Doyle. Oh I just came over and bridges check out the greatest one the biggest festival in the world What it comes to say well what a great job Melbourne's doing on the international scene. Hello, Lord Robert Dole. How are you? That's good. I'm Lord Rare Mayor, Robert Dole,

and I'm here to say I love being a Mayor every day. Robert Dole, I've got some tough question for you. Oh, good. Yeah, I've got the Dole Clares, I've got maybe not the best uses for it. Well, you're going to do make Dole Cl best use of space Well, you can do make dark lens more people We're gonna do some trees And for all our international listeners who are unaware of the Because this is quite a popular podcast

Is it? I don't know if you're aware of this How many? We get up to 10 Listeners I gotta go Hey Hey How it's great, I love it You're doing the whole month of Edinburgh? Yes Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, same crowd the next year and you add on a meditale their friends and they tell their friends just like Melbourne your friends come to Melbourne they have a

latte in a degree of strength Melbourne also has an incredible festival culture doesn't it? Absolutely we have the jazz festival and why don't you head on down to Mumbai which means in Aboriginal for the local people are the wereundry people it means come party with us. Does it really? It's something like that. It seems insulting. I've got a question for you Robert Thor. I'm the icing tough question. I'm not letting you just do the pledge I'm like tough question for you to open the door. Oh, just the dark lens. Sorry just quickly before you go on just the doc lens are an Area of Melbourne without a soul without a soul. Without a soul, it's very interesting. I think it's a thriving community. It's sort of like the Darling Harbor of Melbourne. They looked at Darling Harbor.

Darling Harbor had happened. They could have learned from the mistakes and then they decided to make. So now we've welcomed in one more city to be included in this. I'm done with explaining these kind of things. If you want to know what the fucking doc lens are. Just Google it.

Yeah, Google it. I just think Google you can't. I mean, just give it a shot. So if I can just ask you one more tough question, right, you go to the big train, you go make it's big train, you go make it, what do you think of that? I think it's a great question.

I think the greatest city in the world makes the greatest public transport system in the world. And you go to the New Yorks, the Parisians, the Melbourne. You're gonna get around quick. And I think we get around quick. I've heard Lord Robert Mayor Doyle Robert Diole. So one quick question yes why does Tom think it's okay now just leave and start doing shit yeah like Tom just got up got a bottle of water hang got a vanilla coke and he

also has a coffee that is still going on in the middle I finished the coffee right in the middle of the what if something had happened what if the sound just exploded what if I had have died what if I had died yeah but what if her sound had have died yeah or my comedy yeah yeah that will never happen any more professional I know I think I think I'll say you would have something great commonly for you to know crab lab, crab lab, spleen, yep. Of course, Thursday night comedy at the, at the way Carl Chan, or whatever his room's called. European beer, I'm not loving that.

What are you doing there? Um, Friday is the best day to go to the Victorian market. Mmm, you're making some homemade. Where you get in there, you get in fresh fish? You have a krenskie sausage? You're getting fresh fish in the month? You have a krenskie sausage. You're getting in the month.

You're getting a whole fish if you want. You can get a fillet, but you can get a whole fish. I know I know don't be aggressive. I'm just saying if you want to make a stock if you want to have a love of fill it. Yeah, that you want to make a stock you just have the one one whole first fish. So making it right close to me making eye contact. Well, and I I think very attractive. I know. I care about you, Dave. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no going to get salmon, you're going to get a hot pukofish, you're going to be go with cod. Flake is shark. Flake is shark. And that's what people love.

You're going to get yourself this scampy. Yeah. And I won't know if you're getting a little bit torn apart. Cut. Um, yeah. Pory, the marivano out into the... Yeah, yeah, the horizon. Right before. High point out there.

Get some barra Monday. Yeah, flow out through to the Yara, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, and out into the ocean. Yeah. Um, guys, I think that I, I just gotta say that Robert Doyle has been, has been in this podcast for quite a while. He has been unchallenged. Is Robert Doyle, he has been unchallenged? Just Robert Doyle has hair. Yes, he, uh, yes, a little bit. He has been unchallenged. Is Robert Doyle- He has been unchallenged. Is Robert Doyle- Yes, he does have hair.

Yes, a little bit. He does have hair. So he's been unchallenged. I have a few Steve Brax freaks. I have actually invited into the podcast to challenge Robert Doyle, Mr Peter Harvey. Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, Peter Harvey. Peter Harvey, the late Peter Harvey. Oh, the late Peter Harvey. Ah, Peter Harvey. Peter Harvey, the late Peter Harvey.

Oh, I like Peter Harvey. No, Robert Doyle. Oh, me too. This has gotten so fucking nice. Oh, for Peter Harvey. No, I've heard some questions. Oh, man. Robert Boyle.

Oh, well, that was a popular one. Robert, oh, well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just doing this for a whole section of the podcast. I feel like people are mad enough at us as it is for the stuff that we make. And this I have noticed just recently is not helping. What was that? What's the issue? Is it the new, uh, service that's post-fade top 5. No, I'm sorry. I just like to understand what this is. So I want to blow up some shit.

So I want to blow up a picture of this one of the discussions. Well, I mean, all I've got, like, I'm listening to this, I think it's very funny, but I looked at Anne, who has never listened to our podcast before, no been on our podcast. No will. No ever will again after this. And I saw Worry and Fear in her eyes. Fear, fear. And what I saw was a, is this what you've brought me here for?

And I think for me. That'd be about right? Yeah. It's a very observing. Well, I'm going to fall in. What news or public personality would you like to play? You could do a Sandra Sully. You could do a... You could do Peter Harvey.

You could do Peter. Oh. Oh, ho-oh. The world was me. Oh. She's playing a trumpet. Oh. Oh.

The ghost. The ghost. Oh, I was just playing a trumpet. Oh, I was crying. Oh, I was crying. Oh, I was crying. Oh, that's what I was. How are you today? How are you tomorrow? You want some more? I'm going to buy some more.

I'm going to buy some more. I'll tell you what you can get some great savings of mine Support an Escobar Escobar job No, but it's a job Oh Marcus Just that would these are free right? Oh no we're gonna start charging okay These are the first podcasts that we've started charging people for they're now $15 a pop And I think it's very well worth it

Yeah top floor of my I tell you get some great savings up there I forget a t-shirt and maybe some pants. Maybe electronics. Yeah, it's a milled and I tell you, Birk Street, more the live expralfall, we can see some great things. No baskets.

And? Have you done any weird gigs at Edinburgh yet, like outside of your own show? No, not yet. You haven't done anything fucked up? I will, yeah. Oh, but please tell us about something fucked up. On Friday night, I just went, it got drunk till like 5am. Went early, I went early, never too much.

Yeah. And then I was crook as a dog. Zach and I realized last night we were like, we forgot how easy it is to beat out until 40 a morning in this fucking city. Yeah, it's too bright. It's ridiculous. Yeah, the sun never goes down. Yeah, we got booed the other night.

No, all right. That was pretty fun. We're both wild. Peter Harvey was there. We were doing. Robert Doy Harvey was there We were doing Robert Doyle's there. We were doing a sketch I've been out to do wait a second Robert I've I didn't realize Robert Doyle did the show with us the other night I've been I've been with you guys since world's greatest show base. That's right. I forgot. Could I put my hands up right now?

Brody'd before. You don't, don't. What? What? I was, I was, we were doing it. Everybody looked at me. Okay, keep going through that. I'll never do that.

Keep going through that. I was like, okay, Proudin. We had a solitary man, Buwis, at like live, it was one man, there's a whole audience, we're doing like a Mime sketch, and we're doing the Mime sketch. Master's a chef for those that are familiar with it. A Mime sketch for those that aren't.

And I clicked on to him before he started building. I could see that he was a computer. Because he was an icon on a computer. It clicked on to the icon. And he was looking at it. And he was just really drunk. He was like this man in his 30s who's not enjoying. He's like, how can I convey to these people that I don't get what they're doing? As like a really loud music playing. And this is the last sketch, you know get what they're doing. And there's like a really loud music playing and this is the last sketch, you know what, 12 minutes.

Yeah, yeah. And he was just, I don't know how to convey to them that I don't inch up. I know. But he's just like, you can see the clock. Yeah. Boom! There really, it was that long.

It was really loud. Loud and powerful. And then we didn't engage because the music was loud enough. We just didn't engage. And he's like, oh no, that didn't engage because the music was loud enough, we just didn't engage. And he's like, oh no, that didn't engage. And he's like, what can I do? I know, I'll pull again. I guess. Boom!

And then he was just a bit sad because we didn't respond. I'm just so glad I didn't catch on because booing is like wildfire. Yeah, I just go. Because once someone booze, if the whole crowd goes oh yeah I'm not enjoying this either then everyone just starts fucking booing like it's the 1940s at a Vordville show. You can't, well what can you, how do you respond to boo anyway? Well we- No there is no response. No, or like cut it out. It's the strongest head. Boo, boo, boo back. Yeah, boo, boo, cut it out. It's the strongest head. It's the strongest head. Boop, boop, boop back.

Yeah, boop probably heaps. Been booed in bed. I've never been booed in bed on the stud. Just saying. Or sweet before they come for you mate. I Don't know if you could hear but there were um alarms. You could hear those thoughts The sound of me waking up every fucking morning. You live near a hospital. I know. It's terrible Well, you're the man I'm not telling you what that

I know I did that in a moment. I mean, I'm in the room in the mind thing. When you're the hospital, literally the name of this hospital is the hospital for sick children. Not children's hospital, not family hospital. It's hospital for sick children. And every time I hear the ambulance come by in the morning, I think fucking at what pack comes to wake and break it. But that's they're rushing sick children.

Yes, but to the hospital. I've got a show to do tonight. Right. You stink, man. This really doesn't reflect well. You've got a bad personality. You're going to, I feel you're approval rating dropping down.

Oh, very good. Well, I am rubber, and you are glue. Whatever you say to me, barrens is off me and sticks to you. Oh. You fucking cunch. Oh, he's dead, Robert Doyle. He's dead, he's dead. Couldn Doyle. He's dead, he is. Couldn't you get your bill passed?

Yeah, alright, I'm off. Hi. I'm going to get a flight back to Melbourne. Are you having an important work to do? I've got a file. Yeah. It's been real, right? Bye.

See you. See you, Robert. That's been fun. I've had so much fun on this. Was it over? I don't know. No. Not by a long shot.

Anne, tell me. What's your favorite type of veggie white toast? Just white straight up. What you just got me. Was I? Did I under cook it? I always worked. I like it under cooked toast and I probably wouldn't have spread it as like I loved what I Feel like you don't cook toast

What you do feel like you toast bread, but you cook it like to toasting is an act of cooking I don't think if you put it in the toast. I wouldn't refer to this cooking. I wouldn't I wouldn't say you cooked in a meal But I would say the toast was cooked. It's cooked. You cooked the toast. Cooking is the application of heat. You two are the only cooks in the room that are cooked. Thinking that you're cooking bread.

Oh. Oh, who's that? I'm sorry. You bake bread. Jesus. You toast bread. It's cooked mate. It's the, it's heat.

Yeah, like you No, so when I go into us so when I go into a Tannings salon and my cooking myself in a way, but it's more about food You bake your toast your boil your broil your grill all of these things are cooking. It's under the arm If I can step in for a moment. Oh, he's back. Oh, no. Oh, thank God. Over again. Yeah, I cooked toast. Oh, I feel like I need to refer to Jamie Oliver.

Yeah. The wheels here, luckily. Uh, so I'll just put him on the phone. Oh, Jamie, Jamie Oliver. No, that's good to have him on. I totally forgot that he hasn't had anything. Jamie Oliver. What? Jamie. Oh, I love. Jamie Oliver. Yeah. I know you've just been thrown into this improv. Yeah, I was a little reddit. You were on reddit. Okay. You were on reddit. Were you looking at your own subreddit? Do you have a subreddit?

I don't know. Look it up. We were wondering, do you cook bread into toast or do you toast bread and then it becomes toast? What I would like to say is, does it really matter? Um, yes. For the sake of filling the last four minutes of this podcast, absolutely. I have some genuine questions about Veggie My Toast, so we only need to fill two minutes

and then it's back to Anne on the Veggie My Toast front. I wish I had you cooked toast yet, definitely. No. What are you define cooking as? What is cooking as opposed to... I'm just saying that the act of putting a piece of bread in a toaster. Well, I would say you wouldn't you didn't cook anna meal. No, I didn't cook a meal. No, but you put some bread by toasting it. No, I disagree.

That's it's under the cooking umbrella. It's under the cooking umbrella. Yeah. But I wouldn't I wouldn't say, but the cooking umbrella is there. That's the big umbrella and then toast it. I wouldn't say it's cooking. When did you first, like, when was the first time in your life you realised your parents hated you? It was pretty early on actually. They would yell at each other a lot in my house. It was not a great one. It was the one when we had not had Mark. Well my parents never loved each other, you see.

No, okay. Well, my mum never loved my dad anyway. Oh, okay. He doesn't love that. He doesn't love that. He doesn't love that. He doesn't love that. Mum told me when I was 16.

Oh, really? Yeah. I don't love your father. She said, I've never loved your father. I've never really liked him like a brother. Wow. Which made me go, then what am I doing here? Oh, yeah.

What's the point of it? Yeah. What's the point of it? Yeah. So you would have done less veggie might. I just wouldn't have, you really spread, it was thin but it was covered. Where was I going? Do you know what I did that for myself? Yeah. This is what's so rough is I did that for myself but I think I tried too hard to think what

would end like, well, I cooked her this delicious meal. You could have asked. Yeah. I did. I asked a lot of questions, and I thought I was getting a bit weird. I was asking too many questions for Veggie My Toast. Yeah.

I'd already asked about the level of toast. I was like, I think I've just got to commit to the amount of Veggie My Toast. Yeah, it was a bit much for me. Yeah, no, I, I, as I did it, I was like, this is too much. Yeah, thank you. No, thank you. I think they got me on to Veggie Might as putting a little bit of cheeky avocado on the top. Ah, look.

Yeah, put a bit of cheeky avocado on the top. On the top of it. Yeah, so you got your bread, you got your buddy, you got your Veggie Might, you got your avocado. Oh, man, we're talking. And that, that actually, Trump's, Trump's pro might for me. Right.

I'm just going to get Broden to read number one on this definition. me. Right. I'm just gonna get Broden to read number one on this definition. Okay. Cook. Pronounced cook. Okay. Verb. Cook.

Cook. Third person present, cooks. Cooks. Past tense, cook. Oh, cooked. Past particle, cooked. Cooked. Garund or present particle, cooking.

So thought you'd skip this bit, MacGar. Number one, prepare. Prepare. Open bracket. Food. A dish. Or a meal. A dish.

Or a meal. A dish or a meal. Food. By a dish. By a dish or a meal. Sorry Mark. I just really liked that. Yeah, yeah.

Please continue. You missed quite a meal. Mark, please continue. Food. A dish or a meal. Food. A dish or a meal. Please continue. You missed quite a bit. Dish or a meal. Please continue. Food. A dish or a meal. Food. A dish or a meal. Please continue. Food. A dish or a meal. Shut up. Shut up. Everyone shut up. I'm going to finish this. Prepare by mixing, combining and heating the ingredients.

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I'm like a show God's the show is over Oh the show's over no no what plug your show you doing the whole you don't hold my Run and it'll run yep. I'm on it. Have you realized that's a mistake? Yeah, yeah, that's the quickest way to get the runs. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa underbelly. Well down the belly I'll grow we can see that. And it's a wonderful exploration of modern relationships and sunshine and the movement from the winter to spring through classical music and I've I'm enjoying it and the audience is coming along on the ride. And I'm John Fane and can I ask how long have you been working in this field? I mean look I after university I'd done a philosophy degree and I wasn't

happy with that I knew that music and theatre and the combination of those two things was for me and that's when I started exploring that notion through a series of performances and recitals based around Melbourne and Tasmania. Do you use comedy as a tool in the work? Um, yeah, I mean comedy I loosely use, it is a comedy show as such but it's more in um, faces and um, movements between... Exactly. It's fun you say that comedy is a tool, maybe it's like you're in a hardware store and you're building a fence.

Yeah. And comedy is the hammer. Sure, yeah, And I mean there's hammers, there's drills and there's also planks of wood that you can just buy from the back. And is that a tool? That's a tool. Sure. You know, and I would call that artistic preference. Isn't that fascinating? Yeah. The way comedy can be compared to hardware supplies. Yeah, absolutely. I mean I think there's comparisons to be made around a range of outlets like um, um, all-mart tires. Right. Like came up, the

tire section of K-Mart. So what's the comedy in that? Yeah, what's the comedy in that? It's the driving in of a car and the assessment of the car, balancing the car, treading the tires. The tires and thinking, I need a new set. And what does that mean going forward? Sometimes, I think I want someone to peg me. Hmm. What and in what regard? Like what? I want someone to peg me. To a lot, a close line or more of it.

No, no, no, no, I think you mean when someone gets sort of something phallic shaped. Oh, okay, yeah. Put it in the arsehole. In your arsehole. And so that's more of a literary sort of discussion, rather than an actual... No, no, no, I want, if you are listening, come peg me. Okay. So when you say that, you mean like you're doing a show and you want the audience to come and challenge you on the content, rather than just sit there as a passive receiver of what you're doing a show and you want the audience to come and challenge you on the content

rather than just sit there as a passive receiver of what you're saying. Yes, and yes to any other way that people want to read it, including take coming to my house, strapping on and having a go. Okay. Yeah, and so that probably, I mean, in musical terms, that would be like the putting out of a new song. And then the listening to it of by an audience, and then the feedback, I guess.

Is that what you're getting at? Or do you use an old metaphor, perhaps changing the oil? Yeah, is that what you're getting at? In a way, it's what I're getting at? In a way, it's what I'm getting at, and in men's. In a way, that's what I'm getting at, and in men's. And you've got a new album out on Spotify. Of SoundCloud. Can't say brands on the ABC. Oh, absolutely. I'm so sorry. You've got a new album out. It's on a free music service. Why so sorry, even a new album out, it's on a free music service. Why the free releasing of music? Well, I think with this album Jingle Wings, it was sort of, because it's my, it's my broadest,

it's my, I don't know, it just wanted to move through from grass to tree top. And what's your favourite track? I mean, there are many great tracks on two drawings. But what is your personal favourite? Danny, Danny, home we go. Would you like to sing some of it now? Thank you. Jesus, Jesus, where is the ocean? Oh, Danny floated out to sea.

Oh ye, island, come with me. Thank you. That was... That was... That's Anne Edmond's in the studio performing live. Stay tuned for Richard Stubbs after the news on the hour. You've been listening to ABC Conversation Air. And we'll be playing a few more songs.

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