Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. BEN RUSSELL

Episode Date: January 17, 2018

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A list of production. We've been around for a year now, happy celebrations through front. It's been a year, it's been a year. It's been a year podcast. It's been a year, it's been a year, which has been amazing. And the first guest that we ever had. It was the guest we have today. Oh my gosh, it's the guest we have today. A little bit of background about today. We organized to have Ben Russell come in Friday and get.

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It's great to come in here and make jokes about us and stuff after we've been waiting in air. What have you been doing? What have you been doing? What a zack after this. I'll tell you what I haven't been doing. What? I haven't been going home.

I haven't been unpacking. I haven't been spending time just with my life partner. I was supposed to meet up with some friends in the city It really what friend what are their names? Laura Davis demy laden well big reality check Laura Davis fucking hates your guts. Oh really? Yes, I can I I she probably does now because we arranged to meet up and and you just cancel on it I haven't been able to she's actually probably glad So the idea we had was to just to punk you. Yeah

I fight back this kid has got cause He turned it he turned the table and he fought back and that's that's why Ben Russell you're the fighter of the week It's the fighter of the week it's Ben Russell and I tell you what we're gonna have a hot match coming up between BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Pick your weapon you can choose insults you can choose fisticuffs or you can choose sexual stuff Well, please pick sexual stuff. I please Have to think please sexual stuff All right, let's begin. Okay, what do you pick broden? I he he gets What do you pick, Broden? He gets hit.

Oh, no, choose, sir. Oh, and then you both, I am the choose, sir. Okay, so now be careful considering the current... The current political climate. Climate, climate means that it's going to change, but this is here to stay, you know what I mean? It is here to stay. It is a rebalancing unlike what Mark says,

and it's just a phase and it will go away. That's not what I said. That is not the same. I used go away I know what I said it is Hey, you said political climate Zach also said it Zach's also a dog Well, I just want to put my hands like climate change. Do you know what fake? Oh Fake news and I'll tell up with my My My hand up and I'll say that I'll say that

The great barrier reef going away. That's fake news. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- Classic comedy characters are you the winner? I can't wait to see one of those amazing Ben Russell Incorporated characters We are bringing three Yep, we'll pick one And I just can't wait to see them, I'm really excited The first one is a baker Okay, yeah Yeah

Hello, I have a baker Great That's a classic Ben Russell character Where does it go? Where's the is there a second layer or they just like are they a crazy Baker But they bake like pies full of dreams. Well listen Mark. There's an old saying and that is Your character shouldn't just last for one minute. They should be not able to last an entire show One minute, they should be able to last an entire show. And a Taya show, that's a Ben Russell Wisdom right there. Ben Wisdom. Ben, what's your second character?

I like Baker. Kind of behind the top Baker. Okay, the other one is a sausage maker. I am a sausage maker. That's another classic Ben Russell character! Ben! Similar to the baker except this one makes sausages. Just make sausages.

Think a butcher would make sausages. This one, Nietzsche. Nietzsche, what? Nietzsche, that means you already... ...got his dead. That's a little bit smart to me Ben. Is this somewhere this character could'm missing, man. That's me, Ben. Is this somewhere this character could go? Maybe he makes sausages filled with dreams.

Yeah, maybe he's a dream maker, sausageer. No, he's just a normal sausage maker. Right, but what, but like when you say like normal, does he make like the world's biggest sausage? Are you saying that sausage making is not a noble art? My dad is a sausage maker. My grandfather, sausage maker. Well, maybe you should respect your dad. No, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, no, but no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, but no, no, but no, but no, but no, no, no, but no, but no, no, but no, no, no, You listen to the honeydough to podcast I want to know Ben how often are you getting in all?

I want to know Often are you you any luck as my uncle would say to me from about 13 years on after it showed me porn That is quite a lot of power Priya. I have muck and you like any luck and you like hey, Buck Macedonia, okay, oh, we're going into marks past I've had a troubled past skizam and muck Would you like me to show you pictures of buses? Why I'd love to see some pictures of some buses Of course you can but first you have to show me. He used to call it. He used to go,

I'm Mr. Fiddly, come to my midnight party chef. First you have to show me the financials. I have stocks and many different businesses. I don't like to keep track of them. Oh my god, is this an amazing Ben Russell in pressure? No, very good. Yeah, all right drum roll please come again to drum roll from the boys What they want to be a character number three character number three Come on, then other one is a Policeman, okay, I like our way to hear this one Ben Have a policeman. I'm here to take Max Oncola away to jail for a long time. Oh!

That was a pretty cool character. And of course, that's another classic, Ben Russell character. Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa the three isn't the Baker Boy is a sausage man or is it police Pete and whichever character we pick we're gonna have a really exciting prank after the ad break I can't wait to find out about what character it is it's gonna be exciting yeah I think that it's cool um my favorite character is probably your Jamelkovichitch. I'm gonna pick John Melchovitch What would happen if John Melchovitch was in like was was doing something different than acting okay? He wouldn't he wouldn't be that he wouldn't be no, but what if he was what if we're in a different Tom he wouldn't be he wasn't he was

What if he wasn't he doesn't do that, he's an actor. I think I would go a little something. What a like of this. All right, Mark. It is time to put down the pup pup or the last thing you will hear will be flies buzzing around your rotting corpse. So is his job, is he's a pup protector?

Yeah, well something, I didn't really figure that far ahead. Okay, well, my- Cause I feel like John Melcovitch, the actor could say that. Well, maybe he could, that's the beauty of John Melcovitch, he's a fantastic actor, one of America's greatest actors. And he acts, that's the thing is all of his- That's his job. I walked into this podcast studio

stupid old studios 20 oven street runs week I said hmm John Malgavitch is an actor question he acts and sir he only acts that's what I came here and then you we got some home truths coming out for right now 18 years he pushed down some walls well that's what I like to do. I like to break barriers like to break walls I like to say hey, what if this was the case? Can I ask can I ask can I ask can I ask what do you how do you feel about the establishment? Oh? Here we go. I don't like it Your bad boy. I knew your bad boy You guys got rules.

We got Ben Russell on the podcast. Ben, tell us some other things. What do you up to at the moment? Man, I'm breaking down the patriarchy. I'm kicking in the rules. Shootin' cops. What? All right, now you've done what?

What? Okay, what is this guy? A shot of cops. Oh my god, why? What? What happened? What happened? what you've done here. Okay, what is this guy? A shot of carp. Oh my god, why? What happened? What is this? Just wanted to be or something. Okay, there's better ways to do that.

Yeah, man, you could have planted a peach tree at yourself a sweet peach. That's right. Okay, so great. See what we're doing? We're using art to convey a message and that is don't shoot a cop plant of peach tree And that's some that's a more some wisdom right there been right there Well, I'm just saying like you know bullets are expensive, but with a peach tree you're making your own Although water is also expensive sometimes that's not the answer what that's what I was saying what oh what times that's not the answer. What?

That's what I was saying. What? Uh-oh. What? Sad songs they say so much. Ben. Ben. Come in.

Hello, sorry. Sorry, Ben. Ben, sorry. There's someone at the door. We have a guest at the door. This is really irregular. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hello, hello, it is me who it is Gregor Gregor Gregor I just Gregor I bought you some Portuguese tarts Sorry, we should mention this is a people who don't work at stupid old studios 20 up in street brums

We if you want to come on down in don't time of the day any day The wait come on down. We love to talk to you Gregor is always there Gregor is a is an old man who is talking about me I love you I bought you some Portuguese thoughts Yeah, I brought you some I love a Portuguese card card card card card I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. not have a say in me I am a different person. Ben Russell is a better actor than all of us so he can have both characters in the room at once. What are you talking about?

I don't even know what you're saying. Just a better character, a better actor than you. Oh no. Oh. Burn the mood. Lay down the truth. Gregor. It's getting hot in here.

Our audience is young but they are hungry for learning. Can you tell us? I'm sure they love not only to hear about where you can. audiences is young but they are hungry for learning. Can you tell us? On to the hungry. Yeah, they're hungry. I'm sure they love not only to hear about where you came from and how you got to this country, but also about those Portuguese tarts and what's your secret recipe?

I am. Oh, we'd love to get our hands on that ticket in the recipe. We've been trying for years. Yeah, well, if you could just get a Portuguese tarts. Great. No, Ben cannot have a Portuguese card Why not? That seems unfair Well, you are very dirty little boy

Oh, we are not And your voice is racial stereotype He's got your name, Ben That's true I try not to, but occasionally But I just need to get a different Yeah, well, sometimes you just need to paint broad strokes But I am from Portugal as you can tell by my very thick German accent it is a sick German accent yeah

Sick yeah, it's real sick. Yeah, and it's a secret to my Portuguese thought is a little bit of Sugar Yeah a little bit of sugar. Yeah. Is that it? We just like to keep hearing this conversation. I think that Portuguese town is I mean I mean that's main ingredient sugar. It's a custard kind of tart with it. Yeah, but if you put a little sugar in it, it becomes sweet. Yeah, but I mean, that's just, I mean, that's just, I mean, I would normally put a sugar in it. Yeah, but that's a secret to put, I mean, that's not a sugar.

That's not, I mean, that's not, that's not a secret. Yeah, but it could be, don't tell anyone. Ha ha, goodbye boys. You didn't even say goodbye to Gregor. I was waiting for you guys to say goodbye to it. I don't know what just happened. We just thought we'd leave the floor for you to talk it over. To talk it over. To talk it over. You piece of shit. I'm such a of shit. Oh such a rat dog I just got a cat. Oh my rat dog I'm a piece of shit. Who's got a case of the Fridays here hands up? I've got a case of the Fridays Back by the way, I don't know if this was said I brought a dog to work today I brought a doctor work today. I know there's a dog in the podcast names. His name's I'm gonna make beautiful. It is a beautiful dog beautiful dog This is close. How is that coach? It's curly?

So I'm did you get a photo of us with the dog? Pepe What do you mean Pepe Pepe? Pepe you guys sorry. I'm French. Oh, I'm so sorry. You guys know Pepe can talk. Yeah, yeah Let's get on Pepe how you going? Hey, you fucking piece of shit. What's going on? That's right Ben said it right you guys have become me pepe for it's not even the way that you say it I don't know what you're sorry. I don't know where you guys

Good af now Pepe what a little bit you fucking capping me you piece of shit Yeah, I'm man. I am gonna shit in your shorts Now Pepe a lot of people don't know this about me before you were a dog you were a like a cynical New York cop who was like Actually no broaden I think Bro no bro. Don't broaden bro. Don't Bro, don't, Broden, Bro that is in Chicago. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I just studied and lived there for about five years. I wouldn't say that I'm a big man. Just in Chicago. What school did you go to? Some laymas high school? Third

city, fourth city? No, second city. How come not first did you were your school? Well, listen, Well listen that is a big story and No, I would love Dr. Pepper. What? A Dr. Pepper. A dog, the Pepe. No, Dr. Pepe. Oh, sorry. Oh, please, come in. I got you, old dog, Dr. Pepe here.

Oh, great. One, this is for, what, I'm sorry, what's your name? My name is Ben Russell. But this is for Ben Russell. Give the dog the Pepe. Well, I've crushed up the dog and I put him in a little cup. It's an old Chicago treat. Now Ben you're obviously here for a reason. Mmm. Really hits the back of your throat.

The dog does. Pepe is a dog delicious. Wasn't a was a nice. I was so good. Did you like it? Oh I'll get the dog. Please get the dog. Alfie owner please get the mask. It was so good. Did you like it? Oh, I'll get the door. Please get the door. Our Fiona, please get the door. The leak? Oh, hello. Saxuia.

Oh, the hack is... I don't know you yet. How I've been, it's been a sacrifice. I've never been introduced to you before. Fiona, Zach, I'm just having a meeting with Ben. I'm the first city. Yeah, the first city. What do you want? Listen, I really want to come and uh...

Oh, I bet you do. Oh! I do. Zach, what are you doing here? I'm just, I've just come to support my friend Ben. I have never met this man in my life. This is my friend Ben and I'm seeing... I think he should actually still be studying at Ballarat Fuck school

I used to oh I was the dean there too at fuck academy. Oh really? I pass a flying callers if I any ladies listening See I know why are you screaming? Fiona why are you screaming? No! Oh my god! Oh! Oh! It's hot!

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No, groby one. You can't have any mil glue blue. I'm out of thirsty. No, groby. Get out of here. Yeah. You're getting a little groby robs. Please, come first.

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My name is Yoda My name is David G's the animal My name is Yoda and I'm from the Dega barn Well we got so many fancy chickens down here at the Dega barn I'm Yoda Oh hey Dega Yoden I wish I won't Yoda If you could teach me about my dude

Michelle Yes What are you doing? You're meant to be buying chickens. I am buying chicken. I just wanted to learn about the gen. It's been a year and an hour late. Tell us about the traffic on the streets.

Listen, it's crazy out there. Thanks very much for the icy cold cans of coke that you gave out on the streets. However, I just have to make sure that it is absolutely mayhem on Sydney Road Also, if you're on the Hottlestreet, you might as well go fuck yourself your business here. I don't know where those whole cans come from. You know... Listen, it's... Have a good time Friday, and it's time to have a good time!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time for Katy Perry, Ella Bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada It has now opted to want to leave the room Even the podcast can't listen to this The dog has really heard my feeling I was just talking about the song Are you doing that song that she did with the... The grips? All I know is I got a lack of feeling Oh, because that sounds like an actual song Broden

You are doing your real song You can only talk in that song now I know what the feeling Yeah, okay Broden Yeah What's one of your top five favorite songs of all time? Oh, is it that time? talking that song now. I don't know what the feeling is. Yeah, okay. Broden. Yeah. What's one of your top five favorite songs of all time?

Oh, is it that time? It's a top five favorite songs of all time. Hit it, Mark! Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, broden, What the fuck, favorite songs? One! One! Thanks so much to everybody and stuff from my top five.

What? I'm sorry, Broden, but now it's time. Gritos Mouth! Gr now it's time Gritos now Gritos gritos mouth. That's just one of my favorite Star Wars things. Sorry. All right. Okay. Well, it's now time I just thought we were done. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I got confused. I don't know if you guys know this But the boys they all met through Ballarat fuck school It's the fuck school for fuckers if you love a fucking you got a big fuck on come the battle at fuck school and we'll fuck you And with that in mind I'm gonna do some drama

Okay, I'm gonna do some drama. Oh, we know about that Yeah, well you're doing drama. I'm gonna do some drugs. I love doing drugs Can we talk about drugs? You're saying them? Sure. Positive is the negative is about drugs. These guys are love to get a pry on all. What's pro? Pro. You be cool. Can't. Can't you die? Pro. Bro, we're trying to break down drugs. Pro. You know, it can't break down drugs. The human brain. I heard that shit makes your spinal fluid run backwards when you said drummers Is this what you thought you were gonna get bitch a little bit more dramatic than drugs?

I just wanted to know why you're such a little bitch. Hey bitch guys the dog just went up to the fan and its face Was all I get in fluff by the fan it was really funny. And I don't think it was worth stopping the flow. I definitely agree with that. Zach, man, spread it. You want to know about how we met at drama school? Do you want to know that? Do you want to open the door up? Do you want to know?

Are you ready for this? The dramatic reenactment. Okay. No, no, no, no. Hey guys, I'm Ben Russell. Hi, Ben. Hi, my name is Zach Rwain Oh no, it would be great if you did everyone. Yes, bloody hello, it's me Rogen and I love little possum and I grab it

No touching a boy. I love possum. I'm a peeper and a peeper. Hey, fuck you! I'm Mark and fuck this and fuck you and fuck me and fuck everything. I'm in fuck school. That's what I'm gonna do This is how I remember Oh, why don't we get together and do a bunch of drugs? That's a brother good old dude You boys what are you bloody doing? I'm gonna crap open that big can of Fizzy boys crap open up, big can of fizzy boys. What?

A lot of people don't know that, but that was, yeah, we all, I was in party 2009. I was there, but I was also in Chicago at the same time, and so was that. I was John's shit-setting. I was a shit-setting, you guys had so many fun. I was doing a lot of fuck. I was wearing a lot of jeans. You, it's very hot.

I don't. What are your legs like? It was quite cool this morning. I checked the town. How would you describe? Yeah, it did say it was raining Didn't it ever? Tell me it's raining and it wouldn't go over 23. Yeah, the other guys think I'm stupid I always dress for yesterday's weather But he'll be out right here me out. Yeah, if it was hot yesterday Chances are good chance. It'll be today. Maybe if you lived in a place like Perth or a place like Sydney, but if you live in Melbourne, it's a bloody. It's three seasons in one day Show you generation X are over there you

Pushing 30 fuck. I'll show you how the youth are doing it. Siri, what's the weather tomorrow? It doesn't look so nice tomorrow. You didn't check the volume was up when you found. Yeah, that's 20. 28. 28. I don't need to repeat my time.

Tomorrow it's it's shorts weather. Tomorrow it is shorts. That shorts are still in a box. I don't think I've got that. I got a man of the box. I don't think to repeat tomorrow. It's it's shorts weather tomorrow. It is short That's short. I don't think I'm never I don't think I've never I don't think I've never seen a second shorts Are you ready to get a Bo-no Uh-oh, it's boner time everyone I'm just gonna rush out the door and get changed into shorts and let's see Ben's reaction You've not a good a bow and a like when you see Zack in shorts. You're gonna get the biggest bony you've ever seen

Ben hey guys I'm just in the toilets getting changed right now. I can't wait to see what Ben thinks of my new shorts Yeah, Ben need to make it very clear. It's not a sexual boner. It's more of a surprise boner business as as we all know as men Sometimes when we get surprised we get a Bona okay, I'm just outside the studio. I can't wait to come in and show Ben my new shorts Then just a bit of background then when you first met the woman of your life And you first had intercourse with her and you got the biggest bony you'd ever gotten your life Yeah, get ready for that size bony you fucking can't I am aching with anticipation

Okay, you're a guy it's not that kind of bona. It's not a sexual boner. It's a surprise boner Okay, even though it'll be bigger than the boner you got when you make the girl of your life So you're saying that when I get surprised like someone pulls a knife on me and I get that kind of burner You what sorry me what I mean when someone like Like pulls a knife or a gun and says I'm gonna fucking kill you piece of shit Yeah, you get like that arouses you. Yeah, here. I am in my show Very slippery is that the slipperyest boy. Whoa. I've I've never seen on TV some slippery boy What's your slipperyest boy that you've ever seen? What's slipperyest boy?

Slippery boy, slippery boy. What's the slipperyest? I mean you guys. We get slippery. You guys are obviously sitting. We love the slipperyest life. You're in the biz. Yeah, slipperyest.

So let's peel back the curtain. And who's the slipperyest boy in the company in this question? Well, um, because uh, Brodans are, uh, Brodans always wet like he's a wet boy. Yeah, I wouldn't call you slippery. No, I call I'd say moist. Yeah, you're moist, but I always get a good grip on you. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. If you need to grab a Brodum, you can grab him quite well, but even though he's hit some moist, that stuff that you get that's on the like up even though he's hit some noise that stuff that you get that's on the like on bath tubs in hotels sort of grind yeah that's that's they met it's made of Broden yes yes so quite let's try when you step on it goes hey bloody bloody what the bloody what's going on get out of football I'm slippery, I'm slippery, Dupry dutch. Yeah, but I would say. I'm not so like, well, I'm not full slippery. You know, I throw a bit of Dupry in there,

but also I can be quite dutch. Slippery Dupry dutch. Yeah. So is that clear? It's getting clearer. You got moist like a moist outlet. You know, like if you're eating KFC bread and is a great thing to use to. You think you're looking good.

Yeah, to like wipe it off. Yeah, I'm that clear? It's getting clearer. You got man voice like a moist tell that you know like if you're eating KFC Broding is a great thing to you looking good to like wipe your mouth on after I'm a separate hybrid that you're like a Dutch pancake. I'm like a small pancake like a pilot that you get in at the Vic market. Is it becoming clear? Hey guys, that's half an hour It's been really good. Show's you got hate next year. We'll get you on back before this. We'll get you back on before. If you're listening to this, you deserve better.

I don't know you, but I know that you are future and you deserve better. We're giving them the video content again now, so I'd feel less guilty. Next year for Comedy Festival in Melbourne, you're doing a show. I'm doing a show with my very good friend Xavier Michael Lee. Who is a very funny boy? Yeah, we're gonna, it's called... It's called... Restaurant fuckheads.

Can you do the brief for it, the best blurb ever? It's about two brothers whose father has, who need to run the family restaurant for one year to inherit the family gold. But there's one problem. They're both fuck heads. Right. That sounds so good.

How much is written? Give me a percentage on how long till it's ready. Actually, we're pretty good. I think we're gonna do some trial shows in December Jelly they I asked him that we're doing a trial show last Saturday Yeah, but then we started I know I know I said I said how come you canceled the trial show He said because it's in too good of a place We wrote it and it's really good so they can't it's the only show I've ever heard of that's so good They're canceling shows. Well that show is supposed to be heavily improvised and we wrote it and then we're like

We actually need to rehearse this otherwise we're just wasting everyone's time So we're gonna we're rehearsing it and we're gonna do it in December You're gonna do it assembly No, you should perform it at We're not. We're not Theatre, what's the 20th? Theatre, 20th? I've heard of it. I've heard of it. 20th Century Fox. Theatre, where we perform in New York. Theatre, 20. Oh, 20 St. Marks. 20 St. Marks, you perform there.

Yeah. I mean, Taliah Hall, where we perform in Chicago. That's really funny and I know you're probably talking about it. I want to know what he said. I just saying I want to go home. Yeah, let's go. All right, I'll see you guys. Thank you guys.

Hey guys, I will be there really soon. I promise I will be in the studio. Oh, you're still not here. No Be there real time. We're done. Trapegas. Go back in. Fuck off. Thanks for listening. Fuck off. I'm here. Fuck off. Love you there. It's just really been half an hour. Fuck off. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought episode brought to you by anti-donaclub.com. See you next week!