Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. DANIEL SLOSS

Episode Date: August 31, 2017

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A list-nuff production. Can we do Tom? I've got a pitch idea. One of his back. Oh really? He's like you was actually very quick. It's so quick We had a whole thing sorry just to explain. Are you gonna explain this or no? We had a whole thing where We were gonna start the podcast without Mark. You have started with him We are literally a second ago. This is the start of the podcast. Oh, that's a shame Yeah, so we were gonna start the podcast get, get about three minutes in, and then Mark was going to come in with Choco Rolls. It's going to be great. It was going to be a good little lift if the podcast wasn't going anyway. Unfortunately, we only just started and Mark was a lot

quicker than he was premature. Yeah, I'm not going to apologize for my existence, but I am going to talk about Choco Rolls, which is a product of Taiwan. What would you say is better movement watches or Choco Rolls? Um, well, gee, where's I'm trying to think about which one is sort of helping us out? More probably... Oh, no, you can't say that, man. Just beep it out and then they won't know which one I said. Yeah, I can't. What's your first Choco Rolls?

What did you do with this one? You can't beep me that, I'll sue you. I'll sue you. Hey Mark. What's your favourite thing about movement watches? They have such a sweet taste and they come in both taro and pudding flavours. What, here we go. Can I say for the rest? Tom is real keen. Now Tom what, now I just want to explain what a choco roll is right now.

There is a Asian supermarket just downstairs Oh, it can't say that man can't say that It's a just market now It's a Asian Whoa You know that out there. Yeah, sorry, it's a different time now man. I know when you grow up you could go down the street and just just get your Hong Kong on right but not anymore try again baby all right so there's a Sorry, okay, I'm so sorry all right I'll apologize for your work

Downstairs No chock-o rolls for anyone You boys have been No, we were keeping you in line All right chockoc are all the back of it. Oh, I'm so sorry, he can't say that. I'm going to the laterals. Now, I'm not exactly sure what the fuck Tarot means,

but it's a very pink. Yeah, it's like a pink. It's strawberry white chocolate thing, and I haven't tried the pudding flavor yet. I did, I did, I did, I did, I did Asian at school. Whoa! Whoa! Who language you cock? I did I did I did Asian at school Whoa The language you cock

All right, just the general Asian language. Yeah, and tarot is Asian for horse come right well the horse come with a horse Come flavored choco rolls are very delicious. Sorry. I just would you like pudding or horse come the master race from yes Absolutely, you can have the master race one Sorry, I just opened my phone to look up tarot It just only makes sense if you listen to last week's podcast which we recorded like half an hour ago It just opened up looking up tarot and opened up to a picture of John Wayne Bonnitz up to a picture of John Wayne Bonnitz, Massacred Dick in a corner. Oh, dude.

I was really confronting. I forgot that I'd open that. Hey, Tom, I had an idea for this podcast. Is that, can I have a chocoro? Yes, would you like putting or horsecum? Horsecum, please. Is that you do a flashback kind of previously on Daniel's loss on the anti-donut podcast and then you troll through maybe it

takes you four hours, you troll through where we go. When we're in Scotland Daniel, let's go have Haggis and then we can podcast about it. So you do that now. Can I just use the podcast as an opportunity for you to just take us out for haggis or two haggis next summer I'll take you to skylight the uh to haggis in Scotland has to come with a very drunk already Has to come with the whiskey sauce as well, but it is it's it's it's a bloody I love that. I want to have proper good haggis. I'll spend the money. I'll take you to the one on the Royal mile And there it was and How is everyone feeling about the Chucar rolls?

Say that man Very dry Fuck I also think it's a bit odd that the whole point of this podcast was to talk about haggis Which meant the whole talk to talk about Chucar rolls.'ve spent the whole tough talk about Choco Rolls. I love these Choco Rolls so much. I think they're a delicious sweet trait. They come in a small swift stick. You know what they remind me of?

Swift? Yes. A large TV snack with unnecessary wrapping. Yeah, fair. But you like these because of Manito's. What is this? Why did you find them, Micho? You have to talk on a microphone.

I told them just said that you like these What the fuck is a man it oh the Italian waifus that come at it Chris why the fuck would I like it because it's an Italian waifers Oh, yeah, cuz I think it would like a very good memories of your problem Why is he always going to PC police? Seepily I can't tell you I'm a little bit tired. I tell you over it I tell you his I would all right when my parents My parents came to this country when they came to Scotland people called them Italians all the time

Chili Yeah, you said allow me daughter Joking get all through it pick a side in the war of you Italian fun. I'm gonna have a chocolate rock Bullying and say that what are you gonna jump down a pipe you fucking plumber? You should really die I'm just saying it will be so funny through yourself off our building. I'd have half a mind to contact your mother on social media and tell your pastes to share.

It's actually not funny because that lady who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself. Oh yeah. America. Well, it's been for the jokes on him because she didn't even say Simon says. So real, at his funeral, boy where her parents in Paris like, oh, Simon says, Simon says cry at your son's funeral. This is the worst bit I've ever done. Not true Daniel, I've seen your son in There's a special place in the health that you be cause of that little bit. Daniel's lost, so just this way sir.

This time it says Chuck. We're going to sweet with decked out just for you. We're at the big family, your comedy don't hear. Mark, could I try a tarot? No. The answer is no. Oh, no. So hold on while I get your podcast back on track.

Thank you. Hello, I'm the guest Daniel Sloss. Hello, hello fucking. I just realised we didn't introduce you. Oh, you're the last one at all. Tom, have a tarot. Have a white chocolate one. It's a white chocolate and an astro-everything going on.

Anyway, what the fuck are we here? Why are you here? We went and we had, what do we do? We had Haggis with your family, which was so nice. Yeah, my family and the coodies. And the coodies. And we can't call them the coodies. There's Oswa Smirk there.

A coody in the Smirk. A coody in the Smirk. Big coody. We have to have them on the podcast. Mm. They're coody, that's what you. Yeah. It's a good boy.

He is a good boy. And your mother Leslie took us out. Yeah, we were. Doctor Leslie. Doctor Leslie. I didn't know she was a doctor and then I saw on her Google Pixel, her business card.

She is a doctor, she's not like a doctor, she couldn't cure you of like AIDS and stuff, but she's got like a doctor and then I saw her on her Google Pixel, her business card. She is a doctor, she's not like a doctor, she can cure you of like AIDS and stuff but she's got like a doctor. She can cure the world. She can cure the world of AIDS of environmental AIDS. That's environment. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, that's like cure AIDS. Oh, that's crazy. That's amazing.

What did you do that? What was it? Well, first question is like cure this morning. Second question is, it's just a bit of panadol mixed in with like some big vapor rubs from what I've heard. It runs down on your chest or off the AIDS gone. Wow, so simple. Yeah, try it.

I had AIDS, I don't have it anymore. I think you had a Chestikov, man. Yeah. I think you've got AIDS confused with a Chestess Decoff. No, no, no, no, I Walked home without a jumper last night. I had it I had a bit of a flame in the morning. Uh-huh and Had some panadol. I'm not strong enough Which is HIV when it's sort of morphed into something right. Yeah, I thought that was a head cold. No, I'm loving this. I'm watching. You thought

I'm helping the other day. Yeah, this is making me upset. As long as Tom Hanks has a runny nose yet. No, I'm real sorry about this everyone. Yeah, this is a real shit nose yet. No. I'm real sorry about this everyone. Yeah, this is a real shit episode though. This we've just, and I'm not sure, very funny, but it's just fun. Don't shoot it down Daniel, you're very funny, and people really want to hear what you have to say.

Hey, this isn't Dunkirk. We're not on the beach shooting at planes. Hey, Dunkirk. Trying to get on that smell. Daniel, well thanks for coming on, man. We went for a haggis. We went for Hargis We went for real Hargis proper hide to the dorm in Edinburgh very fancy I'm you've got the like a really thick. I'm I'm understandable accent

It's like you it's like it's just gold-wooled gook So maybe someone could translate for Daniel sure you want to mark you? I'd love to yeah, oh well. Sorry marks got a very Sure you want to mark your I love to yeah, oh well sorry marks got a very Italian accent so you transplants probably transplants me that I transplant So we went down to the dorm today. Oh, God all right, so a bun like I'm my mum paid for dinner Sorry, I like spaghetti All right, okay, okay. Thank you. Yes. You like spaghetti. Yeah, cool. All right, okay, thank you.

Yes, you like spaghetti, Daniel, continue. Yeah. And we all, we also don't have a big table. There's about nine of us. The only other job I've ever had is a referee in paintball. Which is a true Daniel's loss fact. Oh gosh, I like, to put some meatballs on them. Okay, so you like spaghetti with meatballs?

Okay. Strange for a Scottish man, don't want. And we're all there for the same. Sorry. Oh no, I'm more upset at how unfunny I'm being. I'm learning, this is good, please please. I was devastated that I got nothing. Thank you for having us to your land day.

Uh-huh. We all learned haggis for their starters. I think I got some of that. We all learned haggis for starters. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Sometimes I put a little too much Parmesan on it. Haggis for status Sometimes I put a little too much part of me John

Yes, yeah Wow, that sounds like a really great day. I think there's a morgue Please dear god know I Didn't want to do this riff I'm going in. I got nothing. I don't have an angle Well, there's a thing language language is such a barrier and to hear what this man says this this foreign man I'm learning so much. Did you all enjoy your huggies? Oh, man He said something about how he said I'm just all right that all right okay let's just do this okay let's just do

this all right and this is gonna be great yeah right so Daniel's loss is here and he's got an accent we can't understand it. It's my job to tell you what he said because that's a very funny setup and a great joke and under the right person I'm sure would be really funny. Which I was under the right person. Six. What? I want to have six. Sometimes I forget the burdens are sex addict. Oh, just a sexy Sexy she went out for some anonymous sex. I love to go on Craigslist Anyone out for some anonymous Edinburgh sex. I'm gonna be Roman for the next two to three hours Sorry face preferable. No, no, no, move on.

I'm sorry, Mark just said, I'm sorry, in all of that, we miss some of it. All right, but Mark did just say, I like a pizza hiked, but it's not like a blah, blah, blah, my mate. Oh, we're all learning. And it's a thing, it's funny that you used to think borders were the ocean or the boundaries, but now we have friends all over the world.

And so lonely. We have an Italian man, a Scots man and Zac here and we're learning a better f**k boy. a big ol' fuckboy. And the fuckboy knows the Italian man, the Scotsman knows the Zach man, and we're all friends. How many fucks have you had this first, Bob? I've had so much sex. I love having sex.

I've had two sexes. Two sexes with two separate sex people? No, no, no, because you're walking to his bedroom and his mattress just has a whole cut into the middle of it it's like a mordor and yeah just like after he comes he just rrrrr and then his mom comes in and breastfings him because he's old one Aaron

no that's getting me the whole. So we ate some haggus. We ate some haggus. Did you all enjoy the haggus? We did. And now it's so good. Can I say a very funny story of about 390 ago.

I was at the Guild of Balloon. I just watched Slate and Live and I ran into Daniel. And you were, you were, you were, Sloss, then Sloss. Yes, yes, yes. I don't know if you've heard of him. Famous Scottish comedian. Hey out. V.

V. Famous Scottish comedian. V. Famous Scottish comedian. I ran into him and you were pretty, like, you were, you'd had a big night. Is my guess at that point? No, my. No.

Don't drink, but you're. You'd had a big night is my guess at that point no, no He was he could have swine quids of swans you drink I could have sworn you were I drink Jesus just Daniel you just hop between beverage beverage having your own none on the sex Spot on so dad your he goes to to me, he was like, he was like, okay man, how are you? He was like, oh, I'm really excited for Agus. Daniel Daniel's a tough boy. He makes lots of jokes. He's a big rough and tough boy. And he just goes to me, he's like, there's just one line. There's one line from the last podcast that's been ringing,

ringing through my broad mind. You said that are we don't like texture in Scotland We don't have a lot of textural variance. It's just been ringing through my mind and um It just looks to be it looks like this sadness and vulnerability in his eyes. You just guys Really hope you like the haggis man I was so happy when it came up with a crispy layer. I was like oh It had phillope pastry. No, it's got texture you fucking god The fanciest place in Scotland was like I think we need to put some phillow What it was in your mom said is that traditionally you just have a mound of haggis

Mound of haggis mound of neips which is turned up to the mound of totes which is potatoes and the bottom. But there's all mashed, isn't it? It's all just eating f**king mashed. Yeah, but if you want to mix up the texture you can mix them together. You can't have the other, the other, the other, the mishin' mish, mish, mish. Mums with like whiskey sauce so and correct me if I'm wrong, but water is a texture. Lickwood is a texture. Connected pins are a texture.

We really liked the haggis. It tasted a bit like four and twenty meat pies. Yeah, but it really, I would say like bland bakery. Yeah, that's very good. Yeah, but richer, more heartier. Like it had a fullness to it that you don't get with pie. That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you can cut that. No, I don't cut it, I'll be a bitch. And then I was just... I think you got it stand by what you say, Mark. Yeah. Have some conviction. Sure.

Yeah, right. Tom, come here. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, um have some conviction sure yeah, right Tom coming Absolutely Daniel prepared a little bit of a song for you Are you do oh, what is it like it's just you or all three? Oh, three. Yeah Here we go. Then you look, then you look, then you slow. He likes comic books, and he's famous. He's called the band. And the American. Australia's getting there.

Australia's my channel. I want to show it. Then you look, then you look. I mean, when I started, I was a packed out room. Then he saw he's very famous everywhere. I was like packed out room. Daddy saw he's very famous everywhere. Oh like a Sorry, sorry, so did eight hundreds in ten holidays. Oh in ten whole yet. Yeah, yeah Prepare to song. I'm sorry. No, that's right. No, no He brought mobile work very hard on song for the end of Christmas play right now That's right. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no saying is that he, we're gonna, you know, inconsistent.

We're gonna do something. You should do your research. Okay. And I'm just saying that we're inconsistent. And so, The point is that you're for for the love of Christ. No, I know. But he's got a lamb.

Mark, can I just say, thank you, but I'm not in the mood for Aaron Cheney today. Go, go for it now. It's like you're seeing your song. Thank you. the mood for Aaron Cheney today. LAUGHTER Go for it now, it's like you're seeing your song. Thank you. Deeply insulting the generations of my family. So bad. I love the Italian people. No, that's not true, Maggi.

But Aaron, everyone... I just want to ask the question, when you think of Aaron Cheney, what size is it? Aaron Chan. He's about 5. Aaron Cheney, he's about 5. That's a great character, Aaron Chen, Aaron Cheney. Aaron Cheney, I just soccer players hate him for some reason. I don't like this type of pasta.

That Aaron Cheney ball went on telly and offended my sport. A big ball of rice. Should have shared the Aaron Chen podcast when that was all blowing up. It could have really made something like that. You were going to really cashed in on that. Oh man, I hate not cashing in. I'm so shit at cashing in. Yeah, I might be shit at cashing in but I'm great shit a cash in yeah, I might be shit a cash in but I'm right at sex

I can bet for him on that Have you like participate in or just been like I just see it in the corner and just was the scoreboard I'm a boy. Oh you see I Connoisseur for you. Yeah, I'm a cut of sick boy. Yeah, I caught a servile here. I have a cut of sick. Oh yeah. I only watched the finest sex without permission. It's sitting there smoking my cigar. I'm very dangerous. Give the smoke a way where I am.

I think I'm talking about this. In another podcast, I'm very paranoid about that now. Like Sam Kelly. But it's the Virgin Australia in Flight magazine. You know it's just called Australia when you don't fly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm a maverick man. Fuck like most of them from Melbourne. It's like when I go to Melbourne on the weekends. Oh I reckon that you have made them up. Nami, I've got you in other school, you don't know them. No, it's from like Venture is from Scouts Camp. I've got tons of cheeses at the Venture Scouts Camp.

Oh I reckon you have congenies from your imagination. Nami, I don't even need to masturbate. That's how much I have sex. You all masturbate! I don't even need to masturbate. That's how much I have sex. You all masturbate. I don't do it all masturbate. Me thinks the lady do pretend to mind. I'm so old, I ain't a fucking shit. Fuck you. And I bet you're checking the time on your movement watch.

And what a great watch for this. Oh yeah, that's right, Daniel. We're sponsored by a movement watch and I see you. I thought you're sponsored by Chalking Rules. I see no, well we are, but I see that you're wearing a watch and can I say that is a disgusting piece of shit, the watch that you're wearing because it's not a movement. Well, I should also point out that none of your movement watches it. None of your movement watches. Shut up!

They may or may not be waiting for us in Australia. We're definitely wearing movement watches right now. You shut your fucking mouth! Okay, just a quick question, guys. What time is it? Oh! Yeah! Okay, your phone's out. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! My left after I had that stroke my left side doesn't work I can't lift my left arm tell you the time Did I?

What do you hate stroke victims so much Daniel? I've never forgiven them. What what did they do? They know what they did. That's what they always have that guilty one say to their face No, no, no, no! And I say what a copy of this, you can tell us about any cats. No, I think after Simon says suicide, I'm really, I'm set the bar so low. I tell you what, those movement watches, they get you where you want to go on time. Can I say for everyone at home the minimum that we have to do for the movement watch promotions, they're sponsoring our podcast, we have to do like one thing at the start of one podcast,

we've now talked about them consistently. So what you're saying is they owe you money. They owe you more money. They don't want money, we just want watches. We're our movement watch brothers. I actually have a movement watch at home and it's very good Yeah, great aren't they and if you use the promo code anti-donna you can get 15% off your movie You can get 15% off but one can get 15% off because he didn't get a free one because they weren't enough to go around

You can get so you just type in www.mvmt.com slash anti-data. Just say it again. Read just say it again. This is not a sponsored episode. No. What we're saying right now is that no way within the parameters of this sponsorship deal. We don't have to tell you this. We have just decided we're going to sell out. We sell out hard. You absolute money sluts. To the point where you'll be sluts without there's no money.

I just do it for the love of selling out. I don't even sell out for the money anymore. I just sell out for the art of selling out. Yeah. Sometimes I just walk for the money anymore. I just sell it for the art of selling it. Sometimes I just walk down the street and cook a coke top. I don't even drink coke a coke. I think it's shit, but I'll wear it. You'll wear it. Yeah, I think I'm going to whenever I want a coke from now on. I'm going to say, can I just get a coke a coke? I do it. Do you know what? I say that. Yeah. I always make sure that whenever I drink coke, I do it really, really just slightly too long. Because for three sex, people are like, oh, that is refreshing, but then four to five say it's uncomfortable.

Did you get that on? It's like your soul is escaping. Yeah, they're like, oh, it's just dangerous. Did you get Coca-Cola life here? Have you tried Coca-Cola life? Coca-Cola life, have you ever tried it? Oh, never tried it. So it's green, label.

Oh, that was the most exciting way to disappoint me. I know. It is amazing. But the Coca-Cola still me. I know. It is amazing. But the Coca-Cola still. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's the best Coca-Cola you've ever had. Are you also sponsored?

No, we're not sponsored by Coca-Cola. We're not sponsored by Choco Roll. We performed all of our movement watch duties like three podcasts ago. There is no part by the way. Did you feel that your journal for Lyndon Nichols about the movement watches? The movement watch. Did you feel that your journal? And it's a reference to our university that went to the

watch class within a year ago. When Mark's referencing the dance teacher that we had at university in 2008 on a podcast recorded in 2017 in Scotland For Daniel's loss for 10,000 people tops look who did not go to Ballerade Look I don't know why but in 2000 today You said we fulfilled all our requirements for movement watch and then I just made me think of my movement journals and my dream journals that I had to do for Linda Nichols Fabulous teacher Alwanda mark So husband sometimes I think of things while we're doing So I was doing podcasts and my defense table Like the Italians in the room

There are what I 1234567 people in the room can we raise our hand if you were offended by the Italian star I wasn't Yeah, if you were offended raise your hand anyone There you go. You fucking plumber. Fixed my fucking pives, can't. My dad was a butcher. My mom was a teacher. He was the butcher of Bay Street, wasn't he?

He took down 19 lives before they got him. Yeah, he did. He's a sweet man. I want to say for the record, I love the Sugar. I love the People. Oh, you don't get married. Charlie. I AGE my dad. I've got a new mom.

A new mom that replaced the old shit one WALLEN II RAPISH No, you got no, if you want to get the Insurance, you got to take it out into the woods and burn it out. Yeah, just burn it out and then you get Insurance still to like Karen

Carren did with the golden blitz. and a burner I, you know, just burn a right, and then you get insurance to like Karen Karen did with the golden blinks. Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, ring ring ring. Oh, please do your kind of car ring ring. Hello. Hello. Is that Daniel Slawster? It is is your fridge running in it. I think so. Yeah, suck me dick Karen man. He is pissed. Okay, so I just want to say two things one

Karen Karen has done a lot for Auntie Donna and we just want to say two things. One, Karen Kaurin has done a lot for Aunty Donna and we just want to thank her for that. Number two, the Italian people are a beautiful people, I think they've done a lot for Karen Kaurin. They've done a lot for Karen, they've done a lot for Australia and the great multicultural country that we are. We are a multicultural country. I know it's an incredible thing, it's a Malcolm Turnbull. And I have to say, I know it's an Australian thing, it's a Malcolm Turnbull. And I have to say, it is through that wonderful multi-cultural nation that we are here today celebrating. And Mr Turnbull, it's great that you're actually here.

I'd like to say on behalf of everyone here that has an Australian who founded Aussie Mail, oh no, I've also turned into Malcolm Turnbull. Very good. And a better Malcolm Turnbull than me, as soon as I started on the Malcolm Turnbull, I regretted it knowing that Broden does a into Malcolm Turnbull. Very good. And a better Malcolm Turnbull than me, as soon as I started on the Malcolm Turnbull, I regretted it knowing that Brodin does a better Malcolm Turnbull. Well, I think that's lovely to say, but I don't know, it's actually the truth.

Now, great to be here on the project. Yeah. Although, Maurice Dickinson says something mean about you. I wonder if that gay comedian who is a quick, wit and man is going to say anything that could damage my reputation. Oh, I like it. Oh, Reese.

Sorry. Oh, yeah. So referencing me. I just do want to say, I know my non-none that listens to this every week. I don't think mum's a dog. Non-none, just so you know, she's all right. Oh, and I love your, I thank you for your contribution

to Australia. Not necessarily. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's the joke, cunt. Oh my god. Do you guys like, in your top things, like, would you say the best day of the week is you big bottle of red wine and a big thing, you know, we call it Vino. What do I say? He said red wine, I don't know what that is. Okay. Alright, um, fuck you. And, uh know what that is. Okay. All right. Um fuck you and

uh and uh big like bowl of Ken spaghetti. Uh yeah. All cannellini beans. Yeah. How much do you love Ken spaghetti? Uh out of 10. Yeah. Probably about 10 being a can of baked beans and one being a uh Veele Scolapini. Yeah. Probably about a... Well, yeah, probably about Sam. Sam, probably about a Sam Liem. It's good school. Yeah. Who is not Asian? Whoa, you can't say it.

You can't say it. He's not Asian. No, you can't say people are not Asian. That's not real. He's journey. He might be Asian. Are you Asian, Sam? We can't ask people

My god, you've got a wink at him. I just for the record stop doing the eyes I'm not doing the eyes back. We've said this off podcast five times now You need to stop. I'm dressing Sam with your eyes. It's very and start. I'm dressing him with your hands Sam with your eyes. It's very. And start undressing him with your hands. Yeah. Tug is dictally calm. He's got it. It's a beautiful boy. He misses Rosie. I miss Naomi. Does she like to show Rosie and Jim? You don't know Rosie and Jim. Rosie and Jim. Rosie and Jim. Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead on the tams. Rosie and Jim. That's on the words.

Yeah, no, I've never seen it, never heard of it. It sounds made up. Sorry, just for clarity there. Mark just said, I like to grow figs in my backyard. Oh, man, I wish that wasn't such a cliche, but that's really fucking true. We had to fix it right now. I love that feature. Fixed a great, you can make James and I'm very simply. And by dude, they do attract the birds. Yeah, they didn't want that. Yeah, they did. And they're so good at that.

Oh my god. That's what the, that's what the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, why, why, why use a backyard for space when you can. That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing, that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I'm sure I've said this on the podcast before. Yeah. Hey, Zach.

So we mentioned on the Patreon one, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam Kelly, Patreon listener told Twitter saying, Zach has now mentioned the, that Heston Shaves his head, deliberately story three times on three separate podcasts. I'm gonna just board it up as general knowledge. I just bring that up now because if we have repeated shit, any of us in the 52 weeks of this including sloss, in the whatever, how many weeks we've been doing this now, please, uh, tweet in and let us know.

Call us out. If it's a problem, also, we do would have clarified sometimes we repeat things. That's a thing called a running joke We're not doing a running joke, but rather something like I did which was tell an interesting fact for a time See I am now in constant fear of it anytime. I go to say something. I know I'm like I've definitely Was that you Tom with So was that you last night that said there was a tweet about Mark or did Sam Kelly respond what? There was something on sound Patriot who was the one that said Broden had a dad board

That's for another time. Oh, that's really what was there really a Taryn Broderdup? I don't know I think you got a real sick bod brood. Yeah. Oh, that's right. They said that um oh Zach those bullies you should own this and bring up that Heston fact every podcast from now on just like how Mark brings up his Penis thing for every single podcast. I don't talk about my show up his penis thing. The every single podcast. I do talk about my show. I thought about it a lot, but that's not, you know, that's like, that's a running show. That's a running gag.

That is different. Yeah. Because we all know how small it is. Flat. Do I have to keep finding you that flat? Which means flat. It's not small. I don't have a small penis.

If you want it on this there, my penis is about as wide as yours is long, right? But it's only about half a centimeter long. You know, like a DVD player. Oh, you can, you can clean a DVD player with his willy. It's like a discus. Oh, okay. But if you were to slice it in quarters and then take one of the slithers. And then, okay, so it's shit. If you want any more clarity, you can listen to any one of our 54 podcasts.

I've listened to them all. Oh, you do listen to them all. I do listen to them all. I'm a big AD firm. And do suffer for a AD? I must do if I enjoy you this shit I bet you enjoy one that great movement watch and I tell you what they're a great watch They fit well on your left hand or your right hand a fantastic multi-cultural watch

Um, I think you I just want to say I think you've already brought up movement like twice this I just want to say like like twice this podcast. Oh, I just want to say like, I think you're doing a bit of a stack of air, bro. Very good. Someone's got good timing, and I think it's because of that movement of watch. It's because of my beautiful movement watch

that feels incredible. I'm looking at it right now. And I think we're forgetting Lutkrat. Oh, can we talk about Lutkrat? I don't know, which one of you can't steal in my Lutkrat? Not you, the listeners. And I'm sure someone who listens

is stealing it from Lutkrat. What do you mean? I don't know Lutkrat. I'm not getting them anymore. I used to get them look through them and then we could talk about them I'm doing someone is stealing the loot crate boxes and look There's a lot of shit in the loot crate And I don't mean shit is in crap. Oh, there's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff I'm so really good a lot of great shit. Yeah great shit good things. of stuff. There's a lot of stuff. I'm saying really good stuff. A lot of great shit. Yeah great shit. Good things. Yeah, great. There's a lot of shit. I love loot crate, but someone is stealing my loot crates

and it's if it's one of you if it's one of you know where you live. Um, they know your address is maybe they live in the same park avenue. I know there's a park haven. Yes, Western Sydney. That's where I live. Come visit to park Avenue Western Sydney come throw eggs at my house kill whoever's there. Oh, no Um anyway, don't steal another man's lucrative or girl Love is pretending though They're just pretending though Even ironically Daniel sloss Thank you so much for coming on our podcast. Thank you for giving us haggis Thank you very much for eating the hangars and for having me on the podcast. Thank you

It's all you guys have shows to plurk while you're here. Oh Baby we are in a 350 cedar and we are getting between 100 and 150 people in a night. Wow, so I think we're doing alright is under playing it for comedy We're actually doing pretty well. I Figures what the nights we haven't sold out. It's been a bit of a When we're releasing this we're gonna release this today When we're releasing this we're gonna release this today Now this might be coming up until next year potentially well, let's make another pack that like when you're back in Melbourne for Melbourne Come on you'll take me for some casual reason. We will all get laid

Now let's go to chin chin We'll take that you have to voodoo monitor. Thank you to a really expensive restaurant. We'll take you to Have you had a parma? I've never had a parma Oh I will do parmas. Have you had a dim sim? Oh, who? A dim sim? I have not I've got a sim. We've got a tag of it over dim. It's like haggis with haggis dumpling The people that say parmas in America? Are they thinking America? No, they're not.

And I know we've got a lot of... The texture. Listeners, it's very chickeny. It tastes like flesh. Oh, it is. Because it is essentially a chicken snittle topped with kind of like a tomato-y pasta sauce and the palatana sauce.

And the palatana. And then it's got ham. Ham. Ham, topped with cheese. And then it's got ham, ham topped with cheese and then it's baked and then usually have it with chippies and a salad on the salad. So we're gonna take that and just let the Parmesan and then we're gonna do a par-bub-bub-bub-bub It's just Danny somewhere in Melbourne, never in Ireland, coming to have a home We might be in a minute, I don't even suppose I'm going back to America this year though Feb's probably New York or Lakhang?

No, I'm not sure Well, I might be in some of them too Oh really, are you touring around? I'll be in Wisconsin and like January January I'll be in New York in February. Just for gigs to go, a comedy club called Comedy On State. I'll be back in New York and LA and then a bunch of. Daniel, are you going to get a sitcom up? No, no.

You should do a sitcom. I don't. Ben your wife, a do a sitcom. I don't want to have nothing to call. I don't, mm. Better your life, I can do a sick call. I don't wanna have nothing to say. I just, I'm going to. You're actually pretty smart. Yeah, you've done some pretty smart calls with me. So I think you got a lot to say.

Well, you guys are just a game. Thanks, Lossy, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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