Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. DEMI LARDNER

Episode Date: October 18, 2017

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A list-snuff production. Donna music, can we put something jaunty and summary underneath this? We have a guest in the office, podcast office this, uh, today. Before you announced the person, I just wanted to say, Demi, thank you for coming on. We didn't know until this morning when I woke up, I had a really rough night sleep, had a weird dream. Uh-oh. You're second on my finger and, uh... You shouldn't point it.

I mean, you don't want that to that's true and before we announce before we announce sorry I do just want to say demilada how I am I you well you good I'm really good thanks Zach yeah fantastic there's a drinking game on our subreddit about things that we do a lot yeah and it's like there's things like you know whenever well there's, did you guys read it? Yeah, there's stuff like crying on a tram. Is it, as long as they haven't done well every time like,

Is it me cutting my wrists cause Reddit says I scream too much? That's not on there, but they could put that on as a super shot. That was one person on Reddit. That was several. I got emails. Did you really? Would they mean emails?

Yeah. They would all our listers right now. I know that that was going to be this kind of podcast. Please don't send me emails to our guests. You send a mean email to Demi. Take a knife. Have you dicken her? Yes. And don't go to the hospital. What if she... Pat is dick in her. Yes. And don't go to the hospital. Um, what if she... What if... What if...

What if I work with Demi at Maya? Yeah. And Demi is... Can we please beep out Maya? I don't think Demi wants people knowing that she works at Maya. I'm a busy boy and then I have to come here. Oh, it's the... It's the...

It's the Maya troll. I'm Oh, it's the Maya troll. I'm coming. It's the Maya troll. That is very depressing. Oh, great. I see the weird black hand in cap. Oh, the troll. Thank you for coming in this morning.

I'm driving. We've gotten the Maya troll in once a year. We want to know the sails. The summer sails that are coming out because... I love them, they're stupid. Is that right? So you live in the lipstick? That would be on level on ground floor?

I don't know if it's lower because I have a power glider. Yeah, the power glider, that's right. I can't control this. I don't know if it's lower because I have a power glider. Because it might be placement, one or both. It's very simple. You just look at what level you, whatever level you're in there will say. Someone you're on level one. It's very clearly marked. I've been to Maya many times. I've never had to worry about what level I'm on.

I'm in failure attacked. Okay. We're attacking you. You come up with your youth, put down your knives and your horse bows and your big shabbles that you used to meet in the back of my knees with Yeah, fantastic Now my child, I'm sorry for attacking you I'm putting down my knives, I wanna know

I wanna know tap away And I wanna know what sales has Maya got And why shouldn't I go to David Jones? Oh I love to come into my opinion because I have every time I see I have to write all the on the street and I have to put some jeans and stuff I put one colors One

One We're at colors Okay, yeah Right On the Yeah My troll I mean I didn't catch just fucking word of that. What are some of the things that Maya troll likes to put jeans on stray dogs?

I think what else the Maya troll? Right. Warrr wringles. Warrr wringles. Warrr wringles. Warrr wringles. Which is the only. Levi's.

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Dem is left. Dem is left now. The Maya troll is here. But the Maya troll does from time to time refer to Demi in the first person. Uh-huh. Just to be, just if there's any lack of value. Yeah, she's a little confused.

Yeah, that's little bit What? What? What? Demi, why do you have my troll? Why do you have a fan? You're not saying why you fucking can't Duck tapes to a tupperware bowl filled with ice water and two pipes sticking out of it Now I'm gonna take a

photo of this and put it on Instagram for people to see. Okay. Okay. But uh, sorry, I should introduce you. It's gonna be good for your voice. Yeah, it sounds horrible for you. It hurts a lot. Oh, dammit. Mac! It's, it's, you know what? I told you I was bringing this yeah, I know I know but I'm trying to pretend for the oh That we're not friends. No, not that we're not friends just that I wasn't at your house tonight and already gone through this It is I always shout to school and He walks in with you. Yeah, and then we always go is that your friend must I know? And then we're like I'm pretty sure your friends

were there outside of school through family. And she's like, she's not my cousin. And you got, you act, but we know your friends with Demi Lard and the Royal Comedy winner, 2007. Three, 15. Jesus, I was wearing a shirt last night for about four hours hanging out with Mark that said, Royal Comedy winner, 2013.

And he got the year wrong and that's a truth that I that is true I have a shirt that I wrote that on that's very and I wear it when I got it and where can we buy that? The recognition that I built you built it because this is the fucking hottest room on earth But it's a bit loud to have on while we're oh my goodness Just a race Some people maybe thought that was a bit but you've got a lunch box that you've got little PVC pipe coming out of and a fan filled it with ice and it's an air conditioner yeah it's got elbow parts

she made this what's even better than this is the prototype that's oh my god everybody's gonna know I'm a dole No, it's so it's it's so clever So just for clarity you're good with gadgets and gizmos is that right? Ah, yeah I love Lutkrat If we if we if we had some sort of detective show Yes, um that was uh potentially on ABC

Yeah, where we all played detectives. You can call me McGilver. I want to kill myself immediately. I'm going to help. McGilver. I'm excited. Yeah, it turns like a burger from McDonald's. McGilver, because.

McGilver. Oh my god, my lady. You can make anything out of just a couple of toothpicks and some super glue. Yeah, usually it's just a piece of tape cross to keep away ant devils. Yeah, tiny vampires. That's a really weird show. There's a lot of ant devils. Guys, obviously we know this is the number one stop for a failed trade rumors and for trades that have gone over the line

We just got to do a quick trade update Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy. This is the time of trades boy boy boy boy boy. Sorry. Let me put my boy on a way Okay, so can I borrow that boy? Okay, can I borrow that boy? He goes that here. Thank you so much. So this is just come. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. I was saying, but he'd run, Bronton's trying to get the trade through.

I'm so sorry. I just want to say that I also have a boy horn. However, it is about boys that you find in the sea. So while I will be making a boy horn, I want you to know that I'm not making a comment about this sort of... Right, maybe I'll try it. I'm not doing that. I'm sort of...

So it's like sort of forehead tasks that come out of this floating sea. Yes. Yeah, yeah. So I just want to make that clear that when you start, that's absolutely not what I'm doing. I'm talking about a different type of boy. Well, also I'm doing as they're pronounced

in the United States of America. Try to never send for the A-field trade group. Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy-Field trade group. Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy Pressing my boy. Yeah, there you go. Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy So this has just come through and now I was received pick 31 for Jack Watson for that later. That's gone through now So you know interesting trade we'll just keep you up with the A-Field trade group. Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy And you were Kevin McLeod for a second there. I'm so sorry. No, I'm Kevin McLeod. Oh, hello. I'm Andrew McLeod. Oh, I'm a cloud. Welcome to the podcast, which you've got here is Kevin McLeod, Andrew McLelaude and a cloud. Ooh, and Mark. And my tummy is full of rage.

And I'm given Maclaude the Australian version. And my name's Ann. And this is a picture that I've drawn of Brodans Cloud. Oh, and... And Drew, your cloud. Entered your cloud. It's the cloud that you want. And Drew, cloud.ed your cloud the cloud that you want and I'm a chicken Kiev. Oh hello in

Okay a box a box I'm a Kiev in a box Don't give me a name of a football that you can break down into like puns or objects Well some of them that you can break down into like puns or objects. Well, someone's... Jack's steel. What? You just said jack's steel. Yeah, it's what you do to it. I don't work with that. No, no, it's what you listen.

It's what you do to a robot with a bone at. Hey. Good. Fuck, I wish I wasn't good at that shit, because I now want to double kill myself. Give me another footballer, Tom. Uh, Jackson Trangro. Jackson Trangro. Trangro. want to double kill myself. Give me another footballer, Tom. Jackson Tringer. Jackson Tringer.

That's what you do when your son has a boner. Yeah. And OK. But don't touch your son's dick. Is this one thing? That's son. That's son. That's son.

I'll use that. That's what I'm going to say. That's what I'm going to say. It's what I'm going to say. It is you win. It is a win. Has a boner, and then what's their last name? Tren Grove. S-U-N.

It's a big ball in the sky. Yeah. And it makes it so we all can live and are looking to my eye. Yeah. I've always said that. It's the ball in the eye. Yeah, but then I got it. I got it.

So the sun has a boner. It needs to be jerked. Yes, but it's on that little train Mm at the grove in Hollywood The shop presenter in Hollywood is an ex football. He plays for the Gold Coast sons his name is Festy box Are you doing that like a festive like it's a festival, like a. Yeah, what? uh That's what I'm gonna say you you got watch your turn

I got three letters for you. They're all cues Thing you deserve them babe. Well, thank you for the cues. I got this is sorry So it's rough guys, but I've got five letters for Ma. Uh-huh. It's R, U, D, T, F, with me. How do you do that? And I've got five letters for you. Okay.

R, U, O, K. What's going on up there, sir? Oh, Ma! Okay. So just for clarity, okay, what's going on up there? Just for clarity, Zach you've gone are you down to fuck yeah, yeah, I'll ask mark if he's down to fuck me His response has been clearly your suffering from mental health problems. Oh Fuck my coworker on a podcast. That's all he's thinking I'm gonna fuck my coworker on a podcast. That's all he's thinking. Um, that's all he's thinking. He's thinking, I'm hailing. If you want to fuck, maybe take me out for a coffee. Don't talk about it on the podcast.

I'd love to take you up for a coffee. Cause I say up for a coffee. You're fucked up bitch! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh no. In this weather I reckon it's more of an iced coffee, you know what I mean because you want to stay cold You left my troll We can just adapt to the voice now if it's hurting okay, oh and then my a troll

Well, this was built illegally this building by a small man called Evan and Yeah, and I don't know if there is any ventilation in this room Maybe that there's a big hole through that wall There's a big hole through that wall so through the wall of one of our podcasts. There's a Love that South Park human life. I did a little buddy South Park like rude boy like a little bit off That's no oh my god Oh my god What's Jesus the Jesus oh hey, I'm Jesus

I remember going to an IGA which is an independent grosser of Australia I want to be clear Is that what it stands for yeah, and to be clear to anyone I thought it stood for kind of shit food land For everyone overseas that's that's that's a That's KSF. For everyone overseas, independent grosses of Australia is actually a franchise and they're not really independent anymore. Just for clarity. They're like a union of grosses like they fight together. Yeah, but my question is to my thing to say is when I was 12 maybe went into an idea I was I could buy cheesy puffs You could I I am a lion and go on to hell.

A cheesy. I'm about to know that my hips don't lay over there. But there will be a bit of a... A secure, a secure. No fighting. Thank God for that guy. The first rule of Fire Club is you do not talk about Fire Club. Cerebral Fire Club, I love secure.

Are you mad because they were called cheesy Orps and that that word is Comfortly unpeasy we should do t-shirts where it's me grumpy You mad bro, then I look good and then we'd sell eight I reckon we sell I reckon it's out to I reckon I would yeah, I think my present to Broden What the hell is this? You got it in a Sydney Olympics bag

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Appreciated so thoughtful That mark would like a lot. That's not funny. Zach get it the fuck away Lost control of the podcast because Well, he would mine he lived and when I in university had a he had a spider in his room for the for years and they it just sat there Yeah, because Huntsman's don't do anything this same grew up in spider town Sam and the spot I had a beautiful relationship. He wouldn't tell us exactly what they got up Well, hello there Who are you I'm the male spider-towl? Hi, what what is your? My name is definitely Evans

Thank you so I'm the mayor of spider-toward. Don't take this person to be we've got two guests on today So we've got you demilana winner of raw comedy 1990 War comedy. War comedy. War comedy What it be good for I want it You want what is it good for I want it I want I want it We've also got the the mirror of spider-town definitely can't remember Definitely strange love. Yes. Yes. I'm a spider Thank you for coming mid-definite

Thank you goodbye Thank you for coming, Mayor Daphne. Thank you, goodbye. Mayor of Spiderman is a spider that makes sense. I guess only a spider would know the needs and wants of a spider town. That's very racist, there has been two human mayors of Spiderman. Well, it's not racist, I was just saying it would be. Bechisist. I was just saying a spider would understand the needs of spiders more than a human

I Want to do it But you will let me to do it for me. It is something that I like any Disportant to me and I love to to try it again If you would like me to use the air to touch your eye Okay Now remember oh It was a very close up ready a touch it now

Yeah, definitely I want to know the kids on the street say you've lost touch I want to know why should I vote for you, Daphne? Because I'm the sexiest by the end town. Yes, but I'm looking for what I'm doing. What long legs. What long, nipples. I just want to say as a mere Daphne's PR agent. How can that, how can she have lost touch

when she's got this hands? It is hands. Pfft. Answer me that, you motherfucker. It is a really good joke. Oh, because two of the legs have feet on the end, is that what you're saying? Yep.

Ha ha ha. That's absolutely what I'm saying. No! Just three clear, I'm imagining me like a a select burden, a claymation kind of thing. Ooh! Y-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D I was imagining like you know when there's like you know like old cartoons There's that one like feminine cow She's got me help cutting the suffering so there's always that feminine cow I'm imagining you like that but it's spider you have white gloves on with two stripes

Good time my question. Oh, good time. My question to you, Daphne Mare of Spider Town is this GST everyone's going on about. How does it work? I want to get a birthday cake. I want to get a birthday cake. What is the tax I am paying on that birthday? What is the tax I am paying on that birthday cake? Well, it's so simple. Okay.

So, now as a spider, I love sweet treaties, but if I wanted to put candles on that cake, you've got to understand that that would incur a cost of GST because of the labor of putting the candles It's what confusing definitely yeah I'm like question spider you definitely if you can't explain to me what's the text on a birthday cake? How the hell are you gonna be me a respondent here? questions She

Right goodbye Ah, shit. Ah, shit. Ah, right. Goodbye everybody. Goodbye, man. I'll be spotted town. I love to feel a little bit uncomfortable. The Johnny Depp is my co-star. Bye bye. I miss that. I've already on that. Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, is a bit...

Oh, Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp is a bit... ...button, Depp. And we'll be a bit awkward. Right. But you'd still say you're still a film. Maybe it would. And Depp, me.

Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. It would be a bit awkward, but you'd still say yes to the film. Maybe it would. And Daphne has crawled into the corner of the room. On a bad joke, that's such a shame, Daphne. You were a fun character, and you just lost it at the end.

I like the John Hussin bit. Why would it be awkward with a Tim Burton Johnny Depp movie? Just because Johnny Depp's a bit of a grub. He is a bit of a grub. Johnny Depp. Yeah, because Johnny Depp's a bit of a grub. He is a bit of a grub. Johnny Depp. Yeah, that's it. It was one of those threats.

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Ed Gahat Flash Hands. Who's mostly made out of sissas and then his hands are just sort of normal hands. Yeah. That movie. We watched that. That's what you mean. That's what you mean. That's what you mean. That's the normal guy.

We watched that in your age for, um, it was the first film we studied and we said, look how they make the houses look all the same. And where Edward Meet Hens lives, he's a big, gothic building. Yeah. And he was so hot in that Johnny Depp. Ah, what a dumb. It was because he was, he was mostly in flat. He was on fire and

And we're known a Ryan Rondon Ron Don yeah, Ron Don was in that film a young Winona Rondon young Ron Don I tell you what she was quite the talent that one owner writer and and she's she's gonna be in stranger things Season one. I don't know she's into be in Stranger Things season one, I don't know if she's in season two, I haven't finished season one so I didn't know if she died at the end. It's scary, I don't think you'll get into it. I'm gonna come into the right room.

Yes, absolutely. Oh my god. Hello, it's me, you're on dying. Yes, we're on dying. Who's the Rondon? I'm in stanger song. I'm in. You're my rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.

Yeah. Rists. Here you're ripin' rests. Where's that? Ready? Oh. Oh. Oh.

Tell me what was this. Damn it. You brought in this eclectic mixture of things. You're my wrist. I love that I brought in my wrist. You brought in my wrist. You brought in my, I, I, I, I, I, severe issue with your wrist. You brought in an airlectic mixture of things. You're my wrist, I love that I brought in my wrist. You brought in a severe issue with your wrist. You brought in an air conditioner made from an old Tupperware container.

You brought in a dead spider for me. Yeah. I brought in my effervescent personality. You brought in your effervescent personality. And I've just got to say, I'm blown away by your effort. You're going to Sydney. Congratulations. We've decided that you have getting in the next round. You're gonna meet Diko. Mark.

Shanae Twain. Did Diko ever bring out his own cereal? Yeah, Diko. All of it. Diko's. Yeah. Diko's. And it's little, it's like Cheerios, but they're phallic shapes. And they're like a little bit salty Yeah, yeah When you put them in your mouth they scream And every And every time every time you do a camera hundred sparrows come out does anyone remember? Yeah, he was

Sparrows come out. Does anyone remember? Yeah, he was. He was. He was. Remember when Dico left Channel 10 for a multi million Dollars deal with Channel seven. Yes, and his first job was hosting season two of my restaurant rules. Yes, I was a precursor to my kitchen rules and he took the job from Curtis Stone. And then who what did that show? Channel two my restaurant rules turned into my kitchen rules and was hosted by Pete Evans and also starred Sometimes Guy Florentini and also Toby what's his name same a no Yeah For anyone who's listening who doesn't know who Ian Dicco Dickinson is

For anyone who's listening who doesn't know who Ian Dicco Dickinson is That's his name someone's done him as a character before Ring ring ring. Oh, we've got a New Kitchen link hello We have a who was that? Who was on the phone? I think it was my mum, hang on, let me check, put you the link, pink. Hello. Hello, is Ian Dicco Dixon here?

Hello. Hello. Shane Idol. I don't know. Is he British? Yes. I'm absolutely British. There was a whole thing. If you were going to be mean in my media. You had to be British Pre-it close for your body shape or shed some pounds Paulini

Oh, you're pretty fat dick I'll cop that I went too far I have pretty rich government from you. I wouldn't want to say you in a single dick Oh, I have half a mind to write write letter to the herald son about that hair. Ruju, were that Paul? Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm, I've gone.

Take care. You've got seven people. It was like a piglet. No, I get them out of here. No, I need them to feed my, you know, my litter. I'd like to say, I think your name is quite fitting. Well, thank you. Because I think you can be a bit of a cunt. Well, that's a bit good bit of comedy. Paul Neymie's

Navinal Trigger. She's a Navinal Trigger. Now guys, you can. You can. That's a good character that I think Zach should do. Yeah. His name is Rose McManu. Wow. That's a really good idea. Go on. Er, ok, hello. What is that? What is that? I think it's probably... Thank you! Wow!

Is it worth saying we've had direct contact from someone who works at my kitchen rules? Yes. And they told us that Manou knows the character now. Has listened to Manu. My favorite thing, the most interesting thing, is feedback. No, not at all. You keep talking about that, I'm going to pull something out. His feedback was that it's not a very good impression, which is fair. And I think what Mark's about to tell the group is fair reason why it's probably not a good idea for him to listen to the podcast. Yeah so if you look up a menu, fill in the or whatever the fuck is surname. We worked out how to say banana okay so it must have been

real hard. Yeah it was. How do you pronounce it? How do you pronounce it? Banana? No, he's a... I don't know. I don't know. I should have. Well, if you go to Manu's Wikipedia page, the last paragraph under his biography, states,

Manu has starred as a reoccurring character on the anti-donnell podcast, where he is portrayed by Zachary Ruayne. The character of Manu has incurred significant controversy during his time on the anti-donna podcast where he is portrayed by Zachary Rewain. The character of Manu has incurred significant controversy during his time on the show, including Holocaust denial and taking responsibility for the September 11 attack. Obviously we all remember the September 11 one, but what we're not clear on is when you said that the the the the Holocaust. I don't remember that. One of the podcast's guests, Guy Montgomerygommery, claims to have met Manu in person during filming

of my kitchen rules in Manu's room. That was Jared Jacko. Manu himself has so far failed to comment on his portrayal by the group, which is untrue. He said that Zach did a bad impression. But I just don't remember Holocaust. Oh yeah, I remember that. Oh, yeah. Lawyer episode. Maybe hop on the Reddit and then tell us. I, I remember that. Oh, yeah, well episode

Maybe hop on the reddit. I think it was alive. I think it was alive episode. We have to wrap this up I'm my favorite number is 60 9 Fuck number It's when I'm doing it you go on top of it you go on bottom I don't know what do you fucking think I weigh 44 kilos? That's true. You go on the roof fucking yeah, you sort of float Above it we should You're so light is that what you're trying to say? I'm gonna eat pocket for four rocks full of iron if I filled you with healing trying to do a vaginial

So hard, huh? Yeah. Kidding? I'm just asking. Yeah, bro. Fucking yes, bro. Before we wrap up. Fuck. Wow. We should.

Oh, no way. I was gonna bring back the character that everybody loves Italian men's grace. I don't remember that. Oh, you will. Do it. Go for it, dad! Try the god. That's why we got the emails.

Ah, please don't send emails to our kids. They've sent me emails on mail, you're a spider. I'll find out what you've got. Before you go, I just feel like it's worth mentioning that you're supporting big boys in a few weeks. So just remember that this morning, weeks only, only a... Jesus, very close.

Yeah, I'm coming. And if you want to get the other show sold out just about now, so big boys is the only one that's here to get to see Demi Lagna. Yeah. And just the reminder. I'm going to do some congealing. Yeah, Demi's going to do,

you can do in about 45 minutes to open up for us. Wow. Cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Very looking forward to the show, really. Just want to make it very clear that Big Boys is the new show. And new show is the old show. The old show that was called new show.

It's the new four tickets to the old show, which is new show. That's not the new show. I want to make this very clear. Yeah, you know that they're like really good. Big boys. They're just sort of naming and like kind of promoting yourselves and like just doing a good job making sure people know. Absolutely.

We just didn't think. I had. Oh yeah, you just did a thing. Did you? Interesting. I thought you were out like. We never thought anyone. Well, I would say I would say I'm definitely an L like and I'm I love all I love equality. I love

Love a quality. I love the fact that you're licking a microphone right now. Could I say like this? There's there's nothing better it for me in a podcast is you saying yes and in a podcast is you saying yes and then going, oh this is a minefield running the other steam very well. I just realized that it's a minefield. Going yes and I'm on the minefield. I'm not giving myself something on the edge. You're like yes and. I'm one of Swansea and I appreciate a good cigar.

I love it. I love it. I love that classic Parks and Ritco. Can I plug my Patreon? You can plug your Patreon. I have a Patreon. Can we plug ours? Is that alright when you're done? I'd rather you didn't.

I have a Patreon. I have a PIDNIN. Go give me some if you want money. What's it called? If you will like it. Do you know what it has? Slash. Gemini line.

And you're doing all kinds of great shit on there. Were you doing like pick has? Slash. Demi Lion that. And you're doing all kinds of great shit on there. Were you doing like pickies? I do drop pickies. I write songs every month. No, both has yet, but you I don't know if people want that. I'll give it to them. It is a very talented illustrator. Yeah, draw stuff. I send you them and then I'm doing a scene as well. The scene and is it about the dead spider? They get is it okay if we wasn't dead when I gave it to you now it is. It's alive. Can we take it outside and release it into the world? Oh, that that was my plan here to give it to you to give you the gift of

Feeling good. Yeah, I'd like to release it in this room Bleeding is so much I just think it's really funny It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny Zach you were so excited about this gift. I was so you were so like oh wait till you see this Demi give the gift Demi contacted me beforehand and asked if it was okay. I just gotta realize you were so I don't like I don't really like Spiders clearly. I don't like bugs bugs that there's something about their crunchiness That's who's me off, but I thought you were the turns me off. I thought you were the gadget guy

I am the gadget guy. I do hacks That's why I love I'm the road helping us out if there's a fit with the problem He'll sort it out because we're all part of a family. The beat and the small... Oh man. Harry's afraid to live all the animals on Harry's practice. I thought that was an improv, and that you guys were watching each other sing. And I only clicked halfway through that. It was a real song that you'd like to do the words to.

I was like, this is the best thing you've ever seen. And now me and'd like to do the way to do. I was like this is the best thing I've ever seen. And now me and Mark are gonna do the same thing. Okay. 25 years ago, my dad told me. I'll cover it. Wait. Oh, the fourth score! What's that in Pro?

Did you guys practice this? This is it. That's a classic song from... Yeah, this is the name song from Funny's Turn Videos. Right. Can I have a go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not the thing.

Alright. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, the Melbourne festival. This isn't really good for a podcast. Can I tell you a really funny idea? Frazier bit. Please. This is just for Zach. And they're like, there's a girl at the opera that Frazier likes, and they see each other all the time.

And they're like, it's like we laughed all the way through Puccini together. We cried through Vivaldi, and we slept through Einstein on the beach together. I was a big fan. I was a big fan of Einstein on the beach. That's very good. And such a great way to go. It's such a great way to go. It's such a great way to go.

I'm going to get more cheese mealss, I've got a shissick old dog. You've nailed the character dynamics in Frazier. Thank you. Demi, we want to thank you so much for coming on the show. If you'd like to see Demi, go to a Patreon, and if you'd like to subscribe to a Patreon, come to our live at the big boys. Um, my God! Go, go, go! I'm at the big boys. Um, my God!

I'm going to bed! Good bye. I'm going to bed. Good bye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week! Thank you.