Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. GUY MONTGOMERY

Episode Date: May 9, 2018

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A list-snuff production. You listen to the only ton of podcasts. The greatest fucking book I've seen a while. Buried my contact in sometimes and guess. We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast. Mark. Oh my god. Quick this way.

Hide under the trees. That was me running in through the grass. I know. Get out the grass. I know Get out the map. All right Okay, so it says that we're under the tree. That was you just tickling your scrotum. I am so sorry. I'll get the map That was me boiling a small kettle. I'm so sorry. I'll get the map out. I'll stop being silly quick get out the map God damage just may have a cup of soup of so sorry. I'll get out the map. Get out the map. Okay

That better be the map it is a hundred percent what I got is the map Come on Zax getting upset get the map all right all right, okay. I've got the map. Oh, no, are we close? Close close to coming. That's what I mean, are you close? I'm close. I'm close. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Have you come for me baby? Oh Is I'll be close to the magical wizard New Zealand based comedian who's gonna turn Zach back into a human I think we are but we're being chased down by a pack of Of oh you'd so many sheep in New Zealand ever. I was going about the sheep. Yeah, haven't seen one sheep yet Have you?

Well, I've been mostly in the metropolitan area, but they say that I imagine we were in sort of like Transylvania vibe, but we're in New Zealand. No Where are we where we mean you? Yeah, I'm the tree. Yes Check the man to the tree. Check the map. I lost the map. I'm so sorry. Shit. I'm so sorry.

I lost the map. Yes, we are just south of Auckland. Thank you, Zach. All right. All right. That's where Gai Mon Gomerie the wizard is. OK. Now, what is Zach?

What is the next thing say to do to make Gai Mon Gomerie the comedian slash black wizard appear? And when I say black wizard, I should clarify. Yes. I mean like black magic wizard. You don't mean you're not going into any sort of race. I don't even touch on that. I don't even touch on this. Yeah, you know I can. Oh, what happened again. Precom what are these lateral orgasm sounds I hear beneath my tree Why isn't the gizza Gandhi donna boys who we who and a gizza not get Who was that who Lou who and the end of just sucked naked who was that who the poor little guys mouth is so covered in marks just you can't even get a word are you guy Montgomery the comedian slash black

magic wizard yeah what do you what do you mean when you say I am going to go with a comedian slash wizard What's all this black magic I keep hearing about? Oh? I got mumbled in my I got jumbled in my words. Okay, and I'm nice not something I'm proud of but it's not something I do black magic Oh, yeah, you must you live in this treaser and only magical beings leaving trees That's right, but not everyone who lives in a tree is capable of magic. Is that it? Yeah and a lot of tree dwellers get pretty pissed off, people coming around, banging on the trunk, shaking on the branches, saying do a trick, you know, and I've done nothing to temper that rumor. I got it. You've been feeling that fire. That's probably why I've heard about it. Yeah, that's why I live out here alone. I've been ostracized from the tree dwelling community.

So you're a rogue magician. So you moved out into the trees by yourself away from the tree dwellers? Well, this particular light is all mine. I bought all 20 hectares. And you'll see there's just one tree if we look around, there's nothing else. How do we know that?

Sorry. And I'm gonna... Oh, ho, ho. I'm gonna wipe some of the jizz from your tiny little nugget mouth boy because I don't understand it. I got down. Not only does the nugget speak very slowly because it takes so long for the nugget to type, it always presses play at inappropriate times, like right in the middle. I'm so sorry. It's fine. Tony, apologize. You do not need to apologize for anything that's happened today.

Are you a real wizard? I'm a magical normal. I black magic wizard. And I am also, well, I'm sorry fellas, if I said something to a muser. No, no, no, just very confident. I love the confidence. Not a lot of in Australia We have a bit of a tall poppy syndrome

Even if someone is a black magic wizard you be like are you a black magic with them? Gray a gray I do that. I'm For telling me I don't have to apologize It's not a problem like the latest small nugget You got to speak faster man. Oh, oh my trying to say is he appreciates your company. Hey, well, I appreciate you guys seeking me You were looking for me. We were grie. We've got our fun Sorry, what do you think my name is? grie

No, you're looking for griemon gummerary. He's the Uncommon Black Magic. Was it Grime on Gummary? Why, he's about 50 kilometers north east. It brings me joy that you could not even fathom guy to have you pull Mark up on saying the wrong name for it's usually me. So, it's so sorry, it's hard to tie fast with no fingers. I can only imagine. I mean I don't even look at you when you're typing. I can't rip my head around how you do it

in the first place. So I don't know what your name is now now I'm confused alright. I'm gone. I'm Montgomery. You're going Montgomery. And so are you the wizard or my little nugget crumbs? Okay, it's good to know. This is spicy now for anyone who's interested. It's nice. Just look before he goes into Montezo, I'll just get you up to say, Zach, eventually turned into a wizard a few weeks ago and it's been very difficult for us to read. It's been a wizard for a couple of weeks. I's been turned into a nugget for a few weeks. Well, can I say this? He boys look tired Imagine having one of your dear friends and confidants turned into a nugget. I cannot fathom such a world Why you whispering sorry? I was whispering with dramatic effect. It worked really well

Yeah, yeah, but if you ever you like you can, you say you call me by my name, please young man. What? Why? Well, you know your name, wait, I know your name. Everyone knows your name. So everyone was on the same page. So we'll all say, we'll also the name of the person sitting opposite us on, on three, doing at the same time.

Okay. So the person said the name of the person sitting opposite you, I'm free. Oh, diagonal opposite. Yes. Okay. But we're all standing under this tree. But we're all standing. Are you ready Nugget?

Are you ready to, uh, you need to fight that kidness? Right. Ready. Three, two, one. Garmin Williamson. Pardon? Yeah. What do you got?

I feel like. Brilliant. Great. We did it. Pardon? Yeah. What do you got? I feel like... Virgin. Great. We did it. Oh good. So, suddenly I think we got three out of four. Now.

What did you call me boy? I said you were name, which everyone knows and we were in bin here. You're ruining this. We get one chance. One spell, one free spell. What's the guns name? It's Guy. Oh shit. What have you ever met a person called grie?

I'm a guy. There is one person I know called grie. Lives 50 kilometers north east. Where's the order? Oh, it's grie. And he can draw his voice, I forgot to say. It is me, grie, but come here. Oh, no.

Well, my former friend and now Arch nemesis grie. I am the light wizard of the northeast of Auckland. This is incredible grie and guys act. What do you think of this? I can't believe talking about grie so much as madame come out of his hovel. So my question. Yeah Is guy and grie are you both magical wizards? Yes, I am a black magic wizard and I am the white wizard of the northeast of Auckland Well, look, ah, that's a bit be I I guess maybe you could be in Lee It's a little bit further north of Lee Maybe funger day. Yes. Yes, it's around fucking day. Oh

It's such good for nothing. Yeah, obviously you've been living there for some time. I don't care for your human What do you call it in the white wizard world? I call it Well there you go. Well, great. I hope you know it's good to see you man I hope we can bury all of our long standing and deep-seated differences To help out these poor Donan boys for a pair to be in quite a conundrum. Yeah It is a conundrum so our friend turned into a vegan chicken nugget and we would love what's he made out of? With some soy, soy base protein. What's the coding? It's like a phone.

Corn, yeah. Corn, you know, corn. I'm corn. Corn, the brand. Not like on a curb. I'm not like on a curb. Tempura. It's a tempura coding.

On corn. Around a soy, like it's a soy base protein. I mean, Craven, one of these little nuggets for quite some time. Like, this is why you mustn't. This is why we haven't slept so long. Oh, you're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. I don't even know that you know these guys.

Oh, but I have seen many and nuggets come to my neighborhood. Really? Yes. Well, I feel like you guys have went up in the wrong neighborhood. I'm broken, by the way. Hello, nice to meet you. I'm gruy. Hey, man, Mark.

Nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. Thank you so much. You've heard a lot about him? Yeah. I know all about cry I'm basically the the guy to come to if you want to if you want to fix a nugget spell Crew number one it was a spell Well, no number one it was a spell. Yeah, we didn't know how, see, we'd only heard that Zach had been dreaming of being a

nug and then he awoke as a nug. We had no idea, couldn't get to the bottom guy and grie. Whichever one fuck you are, sir, man. Is this guy? I don't know what's going on with this guy. Please forgive my fucked up friend. I think you just nearly called me God. Yeah.

All I try to say is, is we didn't know how our friend became a chicken though, but now we have found out that it was a spell. Well, I mean, I can tangle around, do my best, but it sounds like this guy, Montgomery, my former friend, and now Arch Nemesisesis who lives over the way Specializes in undoing exactly these spells. Well, Guy. I want you to do this one Okay, I believe in you. I know you have self-doubt about nugget spells

I've been Don't you don't bring all that up again, huh? That was one nugget boy. Yeah, I know. Well, well, well, well, well, well, what's that? No, I think I should do the slide. It's not talk about in front of these. It's not talk about in front of these guys. It was 1986 in the two seasons. Oh, that's the peak of HIV. Yeah. I just thought 86. That's what I thought of yeah, well

Thankfully this had nothing to do with the peak of HIV, but it's an important It was on the news at the time I can actually use you HIV was the savior for what I did to this young boy. Oh my god Not in that it helped him but in that it took the heat off Oh right, different thing of a paper. Why didn't you guys just use? Magic to eradicate HIV? I've always wondered that. Oh, it's not. There's a whole, it's a whole quandary.

We're going to get God-cognac quagm- Yeah, it's a- By turning people into nuggets, that's cool. Well, I've never turned anyone into- And he specializes in turning people out of nuggets. I can turn nuggets into boys. You're like the surgeons from NipTuck. Yes.

Yeah. Some exactly like, what's his name? The New Zealand Wizard and Community is mostly based on the characters from the popular medical sort of drama NipTuck. Yeah. So, Zach, you're very quiet. What's your thoughts on all of this?

Yes, I wonder what Zach's thoughts are. You know, it's an incredible surprise. Incredible surprise. It's an amazing thing. It's a nugget, yes. It pays to be aware of all knugage going on in Australasia when you're a specialist. Yeah, I suppose it does. Look, I think I can help you guys, okay? Okay, but I need to tell you what happened in 1986. Should we do it? So that you can give me full clearance to try my hand again.

Yeah, great. I'm so close to being a boy. So you can give me full clearance to try my hand again. Yeah, great. I'm so close to being a boy. Shut up, Nugget. Yes. You're just so freaking. That was my nickname for boys, Act. Go on.

What happened in 1986? Well, what music were you listening to? I was mostly listening to Perryicomo, Magic Moments. And what kind of clothes were they wearing in the 80s? Sort of wacky. Well, in the Wizarding community, mostly cloaks. Oh, a timeless staple. We went through the mid 90s where we were all high top jeans,

but other than that, it's pretty much been... We were trying to play catch-up for a while, and it was very embarrassing. It's I hate playing catch-up, you just get covered in sauce, it's the worst. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not a pun. Rather than, oh sorry go. A pun truly is the magic trick of comedy, is it not? Oh, absolutely. You think it's a one word means one... It's a linguistic magic trick. Words have two meaning. But rather than tell us what happened, why don't you show us?

Oh, excuse me once again. You okay? Just tell us. Just it's fine. No, I just want, what was that that I was trying to go back in time just tell us it's fine I thought you were flicking your man. I mean if you want a hand going back in time. We can help Okay, that's a skill I don't know why you're doing That's got nothing to do with time travel. The year was 1986.

Ah. Ah. Ah. I was standing up for a small nugget. Looking upon the boy his parents watched on. The desperate for some sort of help. Oh please help us, God. I'll do everything I can Hey, I'm thinking about taking off this cloak and wearing high-waisted jeans in about 10 years What are you?

I'll take you at your word parents Now I'm not so familiar with how exactly the deal with this but I reckon if I just ram my fucking wand into this here Nugget and start tucking in I'll do it guys. Oh, no, it's too late. I'm ske into this here nugget and start tucking in How do it guys? Oh no, it's too late, I'm skewered the nugget Oh, it tastes so good Oh, this is delicious Oh, I'm eating the boy Oh no, I'm so sorry Mr. Metham

I'm eating your boy! I'm eating your boy! And that's how it happened I've in your boy I've in your boy And that's how it happened So yeah, I feel pretty poorly about that still but I think we'll be fine if you just don't stab Zach with a wand You do the magic trick the issue is that is the only way to turn him back into a boy Oh, like a leap of faith The steering with the wand I think is the lesser of the two problems. The second is as soon as you get a nugget on the end of a wand, my God, it looks so good.

He actually became a boy and then died. Yeah, while he was changing over. Oh no. So, does anyone have a wand? Ta-da! Oh, okay, that was easy. That was very... I thought maybe we'd go on some sort some sort of Odyssey to have to get the one

Look at you a person with a beard and say does anyone have a beard mark? Of course I got a goddamn why didn't see you I didn't see the Foul I'm supposed to know this yeah, you're gonna have a Hash And I can see one tree yeah, what he leaves is one in his glove box. Why why didn't know yet maybe you want me to help you or not My mark mark what the trespassing man we need guy monk on

Respassing what's all of a sudden I'm trespassing now Yeah, what are the grounds for trans trespassing like we've just literally walked up to your house? We haven't we have a So these 20 hectares are all mine. Well, we were I We have a we have a 20 hectares are all mine. We were We're I think there's a growing by the fucking minute mate. There's 10 hectares five minutes ago I have this 10 and then also the 10s around it. I got I didn't know that I hit their moat rise which is all land You guys have obviously got off on the wrong foot and you have you have you have you've got tension

I just I would I would hope that you would stay on track I can only skewer the nugget with his permission with my permission or the nuggets permission Well, obviously not yours. Grygry you've just walked in live the one. I don't know why you're boy like this Why you don't want to you said you want me to do it? You have just had so much self-doubt I think this is an easy spell you can do it. Okay. Well, it's only Zach Rewains life So it's fine that does make me feel a little bit or about this If fact just fucking stab it. Oh, okay, okay, okay

Before I do it. I just got a good word from the nugget I give you permission grilly Okay, okay, okay. Before I do it, I just got a good word from the nugget. I give you permission, Gruey. Gruey? You don't know my name either? Anything my name is, nugget. Yeah. Gruey. Gruey.

You give me permission to the other, gr- gr- gr- gr- gr- gr-oey, yeah he can't pronounce, let him can't pronounce a cry. Guy. Guy. But you must pronounce it twice. You make fun of me, Nagnet? Because your life is in my hands. That's right. That's right.

I cry since to find out of this problem. Stephen Hawking was never in the big who hard. That reason and that reason alone. He would audition and I have it on good authority. He would audition twice yearly. Every time they don't open cars call, he comes Stephen Hawking, rollin' into town. And they say, look Steve, we love you. We love your books. We love everything you stand for. But this is not for you. He did a whole semester of classes and they still rejected him. Let's do, you know, from whose line?

You know, the questions game. You want to do a round of that with Zach? I think he'd be up in that. Let's just say, Zach, do you want to have a round of this? Where are we? Where are we? We're at the supermarket. We're at the supermarket.

We're at the supermarket. Okay, what are you doing here? Supermuggied. That's all we need. Okay, what are you doing here? Can't repeat questions, remember. Any minute now. I mean, as I'm trying to imagine what this would be like as a paying audience at a big Huha show, opposite Lee Namo. You'd mostly just be amazed to see Stephen Hawking grow up in the big star.

Yeah, yeah, butterfly club. Do you know where the carrots are? Do I look like I know where the carrots are? Oh, I feel like that's a repeating question. I feel like you've lost. Well, he's the improvised man. Is that, is that, is that bad? No, you're good.

All right. All right. He's in snort. I've done a couple of snorting. Aren't you an M-thaw-he here? Pardon? Is that? Aren't you an M-thaw-he here?

What do you think this uniform means? Steven is just typing into his computer. Steven Hawking's. It's a Zack. Yeah, but he's role-playing. What? So do you know where the carats are? Have you checked in the Frint and Veg section?

Oh, good for you, mate. I think Guy had put a spell on me and I was seeing the nugget of Stephen Hawking's. Stephen, who? Hawking's. That should call him multiple. Yes.. I look like a fucking idiot. Buzz and that scene. Why? Well, that's good. I can see why that show is still going. Where are we? Okay, let's let's recap. What are we? What's going on? I have I have the

permission given to me by the Nugget Zach to skewer him with my wand and the hopes that my black magic will heal him and return him to being a boy I is watching on and if it doesn't then who knows what sort of adventure We'll have to go on to pat out the podcast for another 10 minutes or so. So let's see what happens Okay, All right. Here we go. You're here. What was... Who...

The grind is testing. There is the grind. There we go. Here we go. Well, yeah, it's... No, what was it? It was sort of like this. Yeah.

There we go. You forgot your own voice? Yes, I'm grime. That's the best technique if you need to remember your character, you say the name. Okay, so I have the permission of Zach the Nugget, I have my ones. You never took this hash brown, you're going to take this hash brown? Hash brown. Yeah, often you're hash brown before we have one.

You were yelling at him. I was not listening. Well, there's your first problem. Well, can you just make it appear over here? No, I'm putting it back in the folds of my cloak. Why? It'll be someone who wants to eat it. And then what?

I do want to eat it. I just don't want to go over there. You're still up the tree. Guy, I would love a hash brown. Well, here you go, Broden. Thank you. What the fuck? You're welcome.

Guy, I would love a hash brown. You're right. Look, man, it's good to see you again, but we have too much unfinished business to be sharing hash browns right now Come on me. Let's make up. I would like another hash brown. Of course How many do you have I got as many hash browns I would really really appreciate a hash brown. I got a you go My thank you so we used to share so many hash browns Nobody's right. We did yet. I want you to have this hash. Thank you

What grow I wanted a hash brown. I got the hash brown. I realize I didn't want anymore. I love hash brown You're a little fucking mark. Why would you say that? Why would you say that just give me a hash brown? I'm not giving you a hash brown. You're not to be trusted You're not trusted. You want the hash brown for ulterior reasons. No, I don't want to for ulterior reasons. What is wrong with you today? Why? What's happening? Nothing. Are you all right? I'm fine.

You need antibiotics or something. I want a ham brown. And I want to get out of here. Well, here's a ham brown. Thank you so much. It's a brown ham. That's delicious. Don't eat that.

You're not eating that. Oh, no. You are going to get so sick. Oh, no. Why? going to get so sick now. Oh, why? It's a hand-brown. It's one of the worst things you can put into your body. Oh, what? Worse than cancer?

Like Donald's. Oh, yeah, McDonald's is a surprise. I had McDonald's last night. It was so good. What did you have? I had Kurgah King actually. I got a bacon, an egg McMuffin, no bacon, hash brown, and ketchup. You put the hash brown in the McMuffin. Did you, the first time you came to Australia,

did you have a sausage and a McMuffin? Because you don't have sausage here in your marketing. I don't have sausages. He's veg. Are you veg? Yeah, but also Gail is in New York. Yeah, I live in New York. Oh, apart from, he lives in a tree.

He lives in a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not in my tree. I'm very confused. So you're a veg. Yeah, I'm a veg. Congratulations. Thanks man. That's cool. Yeah, it was great. Meal. I'm one better than you. I'm the next one up. You are? You eat meat?

No, I'm a vegan. There's awesome dude. I love meat as well. No, I don't need any other fucking eat meat. But you said you're better than me. You said you're one up. Yeah, when you say you don't eat meat, what would you call the ham you just ate? Yeah, because that was not free range either. Oh, I'm not honest. And it was so old. Oh my God, it's been in there for what?

13, 14 years. What about the hash browns? The hash browns are fresh. They're fresh. Yeah, yeah. Well, you cook it much more. Not often anyone ham, no one wants to have one of the ham, right?

Do you mean to tell me that you're cooking those boys fresh? The hash brown. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I cook and fresh. We have a thing here. We love when boys cook and fresh Yeah, you're cooking those boys fresh. You better believe I'm cooking those boys friends his thing. It's like yeah If you want hash browns freshly cooked you go to guy you can put them in my club Did you know he's cooking these boys fresh? You know whenever anyone McDonald's has to get some fresh hash browns They come whizzing over to my tree put them in my cloak fresh hash browns these boys fresh. You know, whenever anyone in McDonald's has to get some fresh hash browns, they come, whizzin' over to my tree, put them in my cloak. Fresh hash browns, those boys fresh. Zach said something, we didn't hear it.

Yeah. Now let's just pause the fucking riff. Ah! So we can give him the time and space he needs. I love the game that you have built into your own show that you obviously enjoy so very much. Zach, did you know that he's cooking these boys fresh?

How old are you? You're diving with one of your tiny nugget crumbs. I did not know that he was these boys fresh I didn't know you were these boys fresh these boys are fresh I'm cooking in fresh and I'm putting this goddamn one and this goddamn nugget HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Oh, Zach!

Zach! Oh, my God! You're a cupid in... Come! I'm covered in... Come! He's all better! I'm back!

It's okay, Zach, it's my come! Oh, it's Mark's come! It's just Mark's come! Quick, come, come! I have some of my come! I have no memory of the last three weeks! Go ahead, give him some of your come. Oh, it's gonna take a while Why how long I'm impotent

Just do the whizz you're a wizard. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that simple mark. Okay wizard's have medical problems as well Right, so you can make hand browns and hash fresh and anyone can make a hand You make five hand food in years ago I put in a fold of a plug and give it to anyone who asked for it. Right, but I do not see any deep fryer around here or freezer. You can make fresh hash browns up here. You just turned and nugget into a man. Hello, thank you so much for that. Really, no trouble.

I'm guy. Hi, guy. Nice to meet you. Zach, is that? Yes, it is, Zach. This is Gry. Gry. Hi, Gry. Nice to meet you.

Ah, hello, Zach. Pretty Gry. Hi. Gry, see, hi, nice to meet you. Hello, Zach. Well, it's pretty close. Hi. Hi, see you. Hello. But you can't make yourself unimpotent. Some words, it can't come. I want that over to T-shirt. But that's different. Can't not come in and being impotent is different.

Well, these two problems cross over for me. So you do get a wrecked? No, that's the impotence. And can you come to our party? I'd love to come to your party. As a celebration of Zach being turned back into it. I just want to say, look, honestly, this has been, I can't remember the last three weeks, I don't know why I decided that because that's going to be really tough to carry through. Maybe it'll come to me slowly. But I feel like you have temporary amnesia. Yeah, there were some dark times there and you really brought

me out of it. You're welcome. Thank you. You come out of my own dark period. Well, thank you, Gry. I really appreciate it. Before I put that magic trick on you. Yeah. I mean, I hadn't done anything like that for about 22 years. Oh, wow. It's a miracle. It worked. That's so cool. It might be a few defects. Well, you've such as. Why? Violent. You'll see. That's... That feels like you're opening yourself for a series. Yeah, man. Just check if you can get hard. I'll just... Okay, sure. I'll just...

Do you want to put this in my hand? No, no, no, it's fine. I'll just put my penis in my hand. Thank you for this over a month. That's okay. I'm just gonna rub my flaccid penis And I I'm rubbing it I'm It's making guy exactly rub your penis. I don't need a rubber my penis. I'm becoming incredibly My god How dare you I'm so sorry,, sorry, sir. I think if Michelle would have liked her. Oh, no, I'm so hard.

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