Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. JARED JEKKYL

Episode Date: July 19, 2017

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A list-snuff production. Yeah, my idea. My idea. Your idea. We're fucking 8,000 weeks into the podcast. We're running out of ideas. It's not that long. I haven't run out of ideas. Speak for yourself. I'm hot with ideas. Are you eating your muffin while we record? I'm eating a delicious chocolate and white chocolate muffin. Although may I say, they said it was a chocolate and white chocolate muffin. The chocolate element was only on the top. There is only white chocolate throughout the muffin, which is fine. I love white chocolate, right? But it's a dry muffin and I was expecting the mix of both. Please continue. Who are you? White chocolate is more expensive than regular chocolate, so you should be thankful. You know, I need one of those not mouths You know, white chocolate isn't even chocolate. I heard this one. It's a perfection. You know, it's aluminium no cocoa

I want that there's no chocolate in it. Aluminium is more expensive than white chocolate that I wouldn't be happy if I had a muffin full of aluminium. Yeah, I wouldn't be happy with aluminium. You know, or else it's more expensive than chocolate? Well, a good attitude. So, when we were in your 9, we went to the Cadbury factory. You went to the Cadbury factory? Oh, I love the Cadbury.

You are such a piece of shit. You are such a piece of shit. You are such a Fuck oh excuse me excuse my mind. I'd like to go to the cat be factory now I'm sure we had just come this way. No, the cat be factory. No, I'm just winged by the nestle factory Yeah, that bloody cat be factory. Listen bloody cat be factory The bloody yeah, excuse me. I'd love to go to the Cad B Factory. Yeah, hi mate. It actually is the Cad B Factory.

Jonathan Cad B, it was his wife's here, speech impediment, and she's the one who started calling it, Cad B. Listen. Sorry, we can beep that. Are you allowed to say the I word on here? You're allowed to say whatever you want them. Rickus.

You'll blip it? Wait, we'll blip it. You're allowed to say whatever you want them. Ricketts. You'll bleed it? We'll bleed it. Or we'll just let you take the fall. I forgot you guys were so PC, I always forget that. We aren't too players safe, don't we? Yeah, we don't touch Apple products. So I'm at the Cad B factory. You fucking dog.

You dog. Anyway, keep going, Broden, don't listen to bullies. I'm at the cad B factory. I'm getting my cad Bs. Are you fucking dog, can't you fuck up so bad? Boy, I'm going to go half of what? Malk, you fucking you. You can't. I hate you.

Keep going, keep going mate. You're good. So I'm at the cat oh you By the way, what you do so I guess what shocky did you pick up a feather flog that's in I guess this evening for the podcast is I guess this evening for the podcast is Jaffel Jaffel Jaffel Jaffel Jaffel Broden was telling a story about going through a chocolate factory and we had Jaffel Jaffel Jaffel Jaffel with some pretty sweet insults

jumped on the insult train but we haven't introduced him yet so ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Jared guffle Jared Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell Jell J Do I need a top up my Mikey to help a little job because you're from Sudney you're from Sydney aren't you? Sir, sir, Efrajan. You're from Sudow Efrajan city. Sir, I'm a very young lady. No, we know is Sidani. What? Do you remember that? Buck was that. Do you remember that?

Oh, that'd be Olympics. Is that a little Olympics? We're all, we're in 1992, we're all about 27, we're all just working in a pre-incident world. And we're all stayed up until midnight, we had our hot chocolates and then they announced the Olympic Committee announced the winner is Sydney and we all went yes. We got it. Chucky Power from Cadby's. He brought you down, you dog cunt. That's what we got in here. That's what we got. That's what we got. It's pretty fast. Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared Jared Jeffily. You don't even say cat. Oh man, he's fucking. That wasn't me by the way. That wasn't me.

Wasn't it? No, that was that was jam jam jam jam. You fucking idiot. You can't even say it. I ain't right. And I have a choice. You're a jamming. You dog can't.

Joyce. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, that's it. You're mokin me mad. Oh no. You're god. Oh my god. That's it. You make me mad. Oh no. You make me mad. Oh god.

Last time broding up man. Pro laps. I am man. Please. I mean those. I am man boost. Here we go. I have a classic character.

Welcome to the podcaster. As I like to call it a Radio show. Oh, get out of here Mark Jared more like Jared from Subway My question to you is you mentioned it earlier Broden Sydney What do we think LA or Paris or do you think they're gonna go forden Sidney. What do we think? LA or Paris? Or do you think they're going to go for the unprecedented double announcement? Are you talking about what Sidney, what city Sidney most likely represents? Yeah, I don't know.

Oh no. People say like Melbourne is New York. Sidney is LA. No. Brisbane is San Francisco. Do they? Yeah. Yeah. Perth is Austin. Melbourne is Gotham City. Yeah. Sydney is Metropolis. No one says Brisbane's like San Francisco. Yeah, yeah, Adelaide's like Vancouver. That's the, that's the same.

Brisbane's Rife with Home of Fobre in San Francisco is like the largest gay population. Yeah, Brisbane would be more of Miami, like it would be Florida. The Dequeedos. Orlando maybe. Hey, man, I'm just saying what the people are saying but my question is for the people and that's known that you are the voice of the people.

I'm the voice of the people. Paris or LA what do we think let's go around the circle. For sorry for the 2024 Olympics. I'm more of a parasilton guy. Ah okay I see. Is there an Olympics podcast where you can go for your podcast needs? If there was I would listen to it. I love me, civil. Olympics. Yeah, Olympics are great. What's your favorite Olympic sport? Uh, it changes every year. It depends on what channel seven decides I'm going to watch. Um, that my favorite Olympic sport is probably the volleyball and not what you think

and boys, the normal volleyball with like nine people wearing shorts. I thought you meant like played by men. My favorite is the normal one. No, I'm not. What is it? What is it with you and gender, dude? Gen I am gender, dude. Gender, dude.

The other day I was listening to the came up on Spotify. There were two playlists. It's a new metal as in any W metal. And then new metal as in any W metal or and then new metal as in NU metal I clicked on the new metal podcast and just not podcast the playlist started going through all the songs that I Thought were like that reminded me of being a kid and then I did a post on the Facebook page It was like I'll give us a little metal horns if you listen the new metal growing up and everyone hated it And I got no likes. I was a big, I was a made a couple of people have been mad.

I want a question for you, Jared Zack and Mark. What if you're on Facebook and you're scrolling? What is someone have to do for you to like it? Well let me tell you one thing, I don't get on Facebook and scroll, I get on Facebook and I troll. Motherfucker. Get em, get em, get em, get em, bad ass internet, bitch. Yeah. What does troll mean?

I don't, I'm not familiar. B.R.B. while I look that up. Yeah, and I put a, I put a picture of a trolley that I've fallen from Safeway underneath it. I, I am, I, it's like you got trolled by the banana. The banana and meat, the boy, the troll. Do you ever take your trolley to colleagues

and pick up some caddies? I don't, I, okay. Oh, that's pretty good. I'm just getting to be a little wild. That's all I got. I'm just going to keep doing callbacks until I die. Oh, you might die. It sounds like you almost killed Brodom with your bloody callbacks there. Maybe just like. I'd be like girlfriend like I'll forever it is at the time. Yeah no I'm planning on

just to help you. But people get divorced all the time. I'd be like girlfriend I love you. Oh yeah. Big ups and. Could you do that? Could you organize that? Yeah yeah yeah. It's uh I've spoken to my agent. We're gonna hook that up in 2040. So you win a Barry 20, uh, you, we're, yeah, Barry 2021. So I win all the awards at Edinburgh and, um, I actually become the king of Just For Laugh. You know, the, um, the little green goblin guy they have. The Montreal Just For Laugh, so you have that little icon for that first. So I'm gonna become him from here and then get addicted to heroin and then in 2040 Because I'm getting me tell me you were talking about the 4 and 20 pie bus

And the foreign oh is that what is the 4 and 20 5 is that where it comes from I was in 4 and 20 pies because when you smoke in a J like look the monkey You say J you're talking about J like, oh, what the munchy? When you say J, are you talking about jazz? What's talking about? J, J. No man. What's a J? What's a J?

You know, Joffrey. King Joffrey is. Some game of wars. Please, please don't go into any more detail about that as far as spoilers go. I'm currently watching that series and I can't wait to get to the end of it. And geez, aren't there some rough moments.

So what's a J? So what's a J? King Joffrey, King of Games. King of Games. A J? It's for J-View. Because he's like, he's got a little bit J-View. What do you smoke of the J? Just a middle bit. Just some tobacco, sort of like a shoe shine boy. I like it to back a cigarette. Like something. I hope to Christ you're not talking about marijuana right now. We're a dry podcast. We don't do drugs. I don't know if it's dry. No, it's not dry.

Here at the Undead on a podcast, we do this straight edge podcast. We do this straight edge podcast. Zach has X's tattooed on both his hands. Yeah, I did have a lot of friends that were straight, like I wanted them to be my friends. They didn't like me, but they had X's on their hands. Why didn't they like you? Tattoo, or just, I mean, I understand why, but I'm wondering if you would understand.

Yeah, I'm pretty unlikeable, but the thing was, so we go to this sort of like straight edge punk bar where you're covered in tats and they, so when you say straight edge punk bar, are you talking about the garnies? Yes, I love their coffee. I think the closest we have here is like Brunette's. Yeah, which is a cake coffee shop.

I've been to Brunette's. Is it like a Brunette's? Is that sort of a good comparison? For someone who's not been to one. And I have a Brunette's. Is it like a Brunette's? Is that sort of a good comparison? For someone who's not been to one. And I have a Brunette's, but with more righteous cunts. Yeah, okay. I don't know. That's possible. More. Three more? I don't know what you mean, but I know they do a coffee cake deal for 520. That's wicked. Well, 520's when you actually smoke a J and whatever the uses a jazz boy a jazz boy it's a marijuana cigarette I see a jazz boy back in the 40s oh you're from the

40s yeah okay and you talk ring ring ring ring hello hello it's the 1940s year hi hi I was just listening and I've got I could just got a couple of things I wanted to say firstly thanks for thanks for listening. Well, you're very welcome. I love being an era in which swing dancing was one of the most popular art forms. And what was it? Oh, that's like a blemish on what was otherwise a great year. It was. A great decade. I've got a lot of tech friends, but they're all robots because they're technologically advanced friends. You guys can program them to love you. Love tech decks, love tiny skateboards. Could never skateboard properly. It was very imbalanced and couldn't ever become a good skateboarder.

But the tech deck was my way into the skating world. For finger sports. Yeah. I was terrible at both. You couldn't be good at tech decking. Oh no, there are videos. I've seen some videos of people who are mad tech deckers. I'm a tech decker.

I'm the best tech decker there is. Check it out. I've got one in my pocket right now. Oh my god. Oh, was that an Oli? Holy shit. Yeah. Alright, check this out.

Oh my Jesus Christ. Now look at this. He just did a grime. Ollie shit. Yeah, all right check this out. Oh, Jesus Christ now look at this He just did a grime Hey, man, I tried but um, it's only a car. It's not a big career Take take everything's a take take guys I'm gonna take tech, but you know I can become a tech techer. With a little bit of busiest hits and 10,000 hours practice, that's so much you need to be good. Guys, I've got something to confess to you guys.

I'm giving up the tech tech game. I'm more of a top tech kind of guy. What does that mean? Did you find it? Cat-Bree-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E I can't be but I said it right and it wasn't until afterwards that I realized Thanks for bringing that up It's not very funny about a fucking upper word to the cor- It's opposite minute though. Hey guys, no my mom's asleep. Opposite minute, that means she's awake It is opposite minute, bro. It's opposite minute.. Oh you fucked me hard with this one

You fucked me hard with this I So confused I go to say one thing and it's and then it's gonna mean the other thing and by with that whole Situation you fucked me Seconds seconds left to me and while there's 20 seconds left, I just want to say during opposite minute that you guys are easily the best comedians in the world. Well thank you so much. That's very nice. 10 mark. Yeah.

8, 7, 6, so calm. I don't know what to do with the opposite. I love the way it ends. One. Thank you so much for saying that we were the best comedians in the world. Waiting to go into a really rough patch. Wait a second to first of all.

And stop right there. He said it during opposite minute. What do you mean? Well, correct me if I'm wrong here. But it was opposite minute. And that's when Jam Jeffries, you're the first real opposite minute is you don't talk about opposite it was opposite minute. Yeah. And that's when jam Jeffries, give it the first rule of opposite minute is you don't talk about opposite minute after opposite minute is concluded.

Well then what am I doing right? Can you clarify those rules before you go into opposite minute? Sorry. There needs to be set rules for opposite minute. Guys. That's true. Two minute noodle minutes coming out. Oh nice.

My question is, is the two minute noodle minute a minute way away? It's not. Two minute noodle minutes coming up. Oh nice. My question is, is the two minute noodle minute a minute when you eat two minute noodle? It's not enough time to make two minute noodles man. I didn't make the minute. I didn't make the minute. I'm just telling you two minute noodle minutes coming up. Yeah, but can we just break this down for a second? If in two minute noodle minute,

I have to make a packet of two minute noodles and consume them. Yeah. How on earth is that possible when I minimum, minimum to make 2 minutes, it's in the name. Don't stress it because we're coming up to me going hour. Oh, thank goodness. Oh, good. My quick question is for this stroke, just for me, I've never had 2 minute noodles.

Okay. So for this stroke to work. What? For this stroke to work, I just need to quickly clarify how long does it take. So I can play along. How long does it take to cook? I don't mean it's too much. It's like a minute noodle.

No, it's two minutes. It's clearly two minutes. I always thought you got two noodles that take one minute. There's two noodles that take one minute. You get two minutes. If you break the noodle cake in half, maybe that's the case. So I, sorry, it was my impression that you got two noodles, each noodle took a minute.

So it was a minute, you could get one minute noodles, one minute noodle or two minute noodles. You get two noodles for two minutes for the price of two. Well, wouldn't that be two, two minute noodles? It's two for two at two. It's a split bill running the rest of the noodles. One minute. I thought you could get it two menu.

Two menu's. Two menu's. Two menu's. Hello. Are we talking about master chef, menu? Yeah. I was not on master chef. I am chef.

Not an I am chef. You could be on I am chef though. He's very affable. I was on a lesserc, he's very affable. I was on Les Sercs, Mao and the Philai St. And also on Mao, restaurant rules. On those, that was Diko. Diko was on Mao Restaurant rules season two. But now what's your honest opinion of Diko?

Of Diko? Yeah. Well, he was a Diko Dickinson. So Diko, he was like the Simon Cowell of Australia, except a bit shite. What is your opinion of Dicco? Well, he hosted our Marrestre entreles. Yeah. My ease of earning. Oh no. Dicco. And Dicco, it is being manoeu. How are you today Dicco? We need Becky Lucas to mediate this. There's gonna be a fight, there's gonna be a Diko Manu fight.

Diko? It sounds like I'm swearing but I'm not. Oh, Diko Manu. Diko, how are you guys? He's gone. Oh man, Diko Manu got Diko. Alright, here is my opinion of Diko. Sure, he can dish out his hash reviews.

Hello my nose is burning. Oh No, he's back again. He's back. I thought he was going. I was just saying some nice things about you How are you to take a dicker? Oh, no, he's gone But he cannot cook a beef tartare Well, beef tartare's enjoyed raw Well, beef tart is enjoyed raw. Oh no, dick. My tongue is burning. Oh, no, it's Diko.

Hey, Diko, I was just saying, how good you are to make in beef tart there. Went to Booker Bloody Hotel and... It's just... Hello, it's me, the son of Diko, Aussie boy. Aussie boy. Now, it's me, Diko again. I went to buy a hotel night.

I'm... Hotel night? Sold out, so I've just been living in the revolving door. Oh, it's too good. It's too good. I'm a dick. What are you doing? What's happening? It's some character focus.

Please. I'm the cab Diko for a second. Just a dick. I'm going to play the cab. Oh, get out. It's me. Paid, it's me, Pete Evans. I love Pete Evans. Hello. I've just been off trying to trick people in the killin' their babies. As the only person who's, the only person who's still broken here, I need to investigate something. Really? For a brief moment there really yes you became another person

no no I'm not also dickos that is outrageous my nips are burning don't mind me dad dickos back great dickos back this is dickos see that's Aussie boy it's not Aussie boy in a week I am not about dickos and manu so proof for me that you're not dicko well look this is Aussie boy in the week, I am not both Diko and Manu. So proof for me that you're not Diko. Well look, this is Aussie boy in the week, clearly Diko. As a Aussie boy and I'm quite into onethology, can I just ask? Is that a couple of pigeon feathers hanging out the back of your trousers? Oh no.

Oh no. Alright, Buz, you have cut me out. I am both a wonderful chef, a fantastic television host, a magnum ice cream spokesman and a master of this guys. I have worked for the Australian version of it. I have worked for Azeum for the last 15 years. He has a fresh spot getting into the culinary industry to find out who is not paying penalty rights. Did you say a French spy or a fresh spy? Yes, it was 15 years ago. The French prince of the French prince of ballet

was still playing. Gerald, drop that beat. Show us something fresh beats French beats, manou. My name is Manou, and I'm here to say, enjoy a Magnum every day. I make beef cut air as far as the rods, and I like to have the flond, and you'll come to my restaurant in the six months that it's all gone. You can come to my restaurant in the six months that is Oh, you can come to my restaurant.

Wow, wow, I was actually very great. Yeah, I mean, it is a hot new track we'll be dropping in the summer of 2018. It's on the Mara Strodruels soundtrack music from and inspired by my restaurant rules. I do a couple of tracks, Jarrod, I believe you have a couple of tracks on the album it's fucking Aussie boy mate I'll do the beat just to be quickly really since you know I've actually had dinner with Manu no shit because I had a friend who was a producer on my kitchen

and they did a segment and I got to have a dinner and eat with Manu no my god I hate working on that show He was a producer on my kitchen. No. And they did a segment and I got to have a dinner and eat with Manoe. No, my God. I hate working on that show. I know. I am Manoe. Yeah. Why don't I just ask you?

You're right, Ian. You had dinner with him. Why didn't you meet him? You remember him? I've got to be on the sushi while I was real. I was doing two tins a day. And I'm a feint of burning. Oh, who is this?

Hello. He's gone. Can you actually tell us about that experience? And you can tell us if you remember it. I will tell you a little bit. Yeah, a bit some pieces of that. A bit more of that. Yeah, so we had dark alerange.

Ah, you, we. Do you remember that? Yeah, we, I thought it was, I just wanted a jaffle. I just wanted a jaffle, but they said instead of chocolate and orange, we're going instead of chocolate and orange, we're going to do duck and orange, that's a duck. Well you said to the producer, friend, I want to jaffle and then she accidentally misread that

brought along with her friend, Jared Jaffled, Jared Jaffled, Jared. Jaffled, Jared. And then you have Zaka'i Laurent. What restaurant was it? Oh, it was at his house. No, it was really? Was it?

So they hired a house, they hired a cave, they had a food stylus and on the show we had to pretend he made this meal. You were on the TV show? Yeah, this was on my kitchen rules. And you were on my kitchen rules? Yeah. Oh my god, Manu, do you remember that episode? Hard though, I've got to be honest with you. I was a jack-to-g-lot of hell and that's a tap You just you just flown in from Bali and you were pretty coked up This is true is this is actually true. Oh my god I got the inside scoop on the nose a lot a lot of the podcasts Let us don't realize that manu is actually a real Australian celebrity and not just the character

And what we've no yeah, he might we've got to check his papers on that. He can never become president, that's for sure. But we were, yeah, so just so you know that the character Manu that Zack does is a real celebrity chef in Australia. And we've just found out that Jackal Jarrod has had actual dinner with him on his TV show, which is called Mike Itchin Rules. Just to catch everyone up on what the fuck's going on. We spent two hours together. This is for no better.

Ah, fantastic. I do not remember how sinking momentals is. Did you speak to him? His accent is getting exponentially better. This is how it works. It's actually quite authentic. It'll come back to shit in a moment. It's a bit...

Yeah, yeah. What do you say? He was just real mad at everything and he was so fed up with the show. This was like four years ago. I'm sure he's getting paid like a billion dollars to do that. How much he being paid? I just want the Japanese to give me Just give me a jaffle. I'm going to the movies to watch fat dogs a furious.

I just want a little bag of jaffles. We are fat in the furious. I'm a fat dog of the furious. The dog fat of the furious. That is like, it's really convincing French accent now. It is, it is sometimes very convincing. It's possible to say that. And sometimes it is very convincing. It's past the point of South Island. And sometimes it is very bad.

The bad thing is that I've just been to the beach or not. The beach. It's a beach. Sometimes I go to the beach. Why fucking cock is burning? Oh no, it's Diko. Nice going. Good bad Diko.

Very nice. When you go to the beach, what do you bring to the beach? I bring to the beach. This is the thing. People think When you go to the beach, what do you bring to the beach? I bring to the beach. This is the thing. People think when they go to the beach, they only bring little pizza shapes. That's something some green cordial. But you know, you can bring a delicious rosé.

You can do it like a little fish stew. When you go to the beach, do you wear bavis? It's a beach. No, I wear that suit. I go with Pete Evans and he finds little babies and he puts bones in their mouths. Little bones soup in their mouths. I love putting bones in their mouths

because I tell you what, there's one thing I don't love. More than cooking. You're still Pete Evans. I'm Pete Evans. There's one thing I don't love more than cooking. It's endangering the health of youth. This is all in youth. This is all in youth.

Look, this up if you're not from Australia. Beat Evans is that. Beat all that fuck it. Are you saying bitch? Hi. Am I saying bitch? Yes, I'm saying bitch. I don't like the way you talk about going to the beach.

What is your problem with me? I go to the beach. I just go to the beach. Sweet harmony to paid Evans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pay the heavens. Pay the heavens.

Pay the heavens. Pay the heavens. Bunkie, roasts. He's on a mission. He's on a mission. He's on that mission to kill Bebys. So then what was the last thing you said to Manui? Before he died.

Before he died. I was fucking great. Why? I said, every three. And what did he say? Do you remember thing you said to Manu? Before he died. He was fucking great. Why? I said, it was me. And what did he say? Do you remember what you said? Yeah, I said, uh, Jarod Jekyll. Are you a Jeff in? He said, uh, I'm not that little bag of chockies.

I thought you were talking about that. No, we're talking about sandwich press. We're talking about a pressed sandwich with spaghetti on it. I meant to say jaffa. Sorry, I'm not the very familiar with your Australian truss. I can't believe you actually met Manu. This is amazing. Madam twice.

Why? It's the other time. Just soar him. I always run into celebrities. Did you say hello Manu? No, this is funny. I'd love to hear more about menu Bing's at the M menu Just very felt select

Oracle ex-imperant Jack O'Jeffred, thank you so much for coming on the show. Oh, thank you so much for having me Have you had a good month at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival? You know, that's why you're here? One of the three weeks ago. One of the best Raleigh Well, this is good.'s why you're here that ended three weeks ago. One of the best Raleigh Well, this is good. This will probably go up in about three weeks. So will you be doing Sydney comedy festival? I'll probably be working on my Barry. Yeah, you're very show which comes in 2022 No, this is just a dude called Barry. Oh, you work from Barry. Just working on him. Yeah, he's got a lot of mental

I got a shrewd right and he's got a large mass in his back. All right, so this is important. Hey, do you have any social media and the podcast you'd like to promote? Yeah, it's just Jared Jackalette, everything. Jay, I, R, A, P, J, I, A, L. Now that's, I'm glad you did that because otherwise, I would have spelled that wrong.

Yeah, by Jarrett. It's misleading. Is it Jarrett? Yeah. I thought it was Jarrett. No, it's Arabic. Oh, I did not notice. Just quickly, I would like to promote thank you for having me on the podcast.

I would like to promote a new Raspberry Magnum. You had nothing to do with that. You did the Toffee one. You did the Toffee one. No, he's new. He's a raspberry flavored condom. He's talking. This is a raspberry flavored condom. Oh, a condom. I love for a minute to bring out a ranger condom. Really quick. Can you like the, in your, your getting intimate with your special other? And then you say, hey, it's time to get out the raspberry condom. He just, it'd be like sexy about it.

I'm not an actor. So just, yeah, I'll try it my best. Okay. Hello, my lovely. Could someone play my love, would you like to play my lovely? Yeah. Hello, my lovely. Hello, I'm Aussie Boyne. Hello, I'm Aussie Boyne, son of Dicone.

Yep. Where have you been? Oh, this is beautiful. Hey, before we get into the sexy times, would you like a little cup of popcorn? This is the appetizer, I tell you. Yes, please. There you go.

I hope you enjoy the little cup of popcorn. It was the critics, folks. Not the hype and ruin, man. Not the mixed message of my restaurant. Okay. Now, we shall make love, but first, let's be get out of this delicious aras brie magnum ice cream. I'm going to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Who's gonna have some sexual health problems if he's not care about bad new? Okay, nothing else. He boy likes more than raw doggan

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