Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. MATT STEWART

Episode Date: December 13, 2017

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A list of productions. Welcome to the welcome. Welcome. Are we doing it at the same time? Are we doing one way at a time? We didn't decide. Welcome. What are we doing? What are we doing? Pardon. Welcome to the...

No, no, no. Is it at the same time? Welcome, well, is it Sanctime guys, and we fold in map. Oh who folding map? Who's that fold in matte? I don't have a folding mat here the only mats I've got They're unfoldable Zackers left the podcast to take a personal call. This is how far in we're into the podcast where we did that just then. 40 seconds. 40 God damn seconds.

Can I tell you right now that 40 seconds felt like at least five minutes to me. Yeah. We're doing really good bit about the word welcome. Yeah. But we do have it. Z Zach has legitimately left to take a personal phone call. If he does not come back and tell me he has some sort of cancer, I'm going to be pissed. If he does, I'll be like, well lucky. Yeah, I'll be like, you God damn right, you got cancer.

Hey Mark. Hey beautiful brodo. That's what I call you beautiful brodo. You've never called me that in your life. No, not to your face. I call it that behind you back to people who no one love you. Your hands are cold I'm not a reptile We have a guess a lot of our audience a lot of vagina

It's the name of a character from oh Where are you going? What is that? I just I got Austin powers on my mind Aged well better I reckon oh oh mine It's got better with age one turned into vinegar if you ask a lot of we are part of the Weekly one what is a what's our podcast now? It's called Planet broadcast Took you a second to get it. I know I I was on the wrong track when you said weekly and I

couldn't get past it. Who's who's this? Who's speaking right now? You okay? I just I didn't I just realized that there's another voice in the room. It's not the sultry sound of Zachary Ruin. Mark has a condition when he hears a new voice on the podcast. It freaks him out like like a like a person who has who forgets and surprised that there's people in the room just so you know so he knows my voice mark how are you I'm very good brother so good to hear you but if you speak Matt hey how's it going everybody oh oh my god it will be it will gradually it will gradually

Peter out as he gets over the joke sometimes it it, sometimes it evans out. Sometimes it peed is out, sometimes it evans out. Sometimes another name of a man. Yeah, when it evans out, it turns into sort of like a kind of game show about video games that uses too much smoke and is attracting a lot of comments going, please stop using too much smoke. Matt is a one-third of the very successful do-gong podcast about do-gong. I love the do-gong. The podcast. It's not it. You've got to tune back in again.

We haven't talked about do-gongs in quite a while. Oh, really? Well, we've been on a really good riff and we've got some good energy with the three of us going, and Zach's back just in time to stamp on that. Zach, what was your important phone call? What was so important that you had to walk out of our podcast which has a huge listenership of people who really care about this.

What was so important that you had to leave, it better be good. My dad is dead. From... Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. No, I just wasn't used to his voice had been gone for so long. You'll realize what that joke is when you go back

and actually fucking listen to the podcast that you missed. And anyway, your dad's dead. What happened? Um, he was eating a big sandwich. Oh, what was in that sandwich? Was it, was it a bees? A bee and they stung his mouth. Oh, and he's allergic to bees. He died like Coli Colken in the girl movie. you would have swollen up like a booboon booboon like a balloon now he's dead oh well dead that's the saddest kind of that

that's right yeah your dad's allergic to bees and he was eating a bee sandwich yeah you don't sound like I can't wait just bury him on he died an hour ago with all your respect

your dad deserved to die That we remember that that is we've all enjoyed be sandwiches Are you telling me that because he has a B allergy? He's just not allowed to enjoy his favorite sandwich snack. Yes. Yeah, you you are Sandwich snack. Yes. Yeah, you are anaphylactic, you are allergic to peanuts. And try as we might burden our constantly trying to put you into anaphylactic shock, sneak peanuts into your coffee, sneak them in the sandwiches.

I'm aware of this. And you refuse still to this day to eat them. So while you're refusing to eat these peanuts that we're trying to remember the other day when we were like doing the M&M thing and we'll throw an M&M into his mouth and then we quickly switched over to peanuts. He knew. And you stopped eating them because you haven't yet lost the will to live. I don't think he has NFLX. It's my understanding of what he told us what he has, he's Zach and he had, and a flat dick. Oh, and he's flat dick. He flat dick, flat dick, and a flat dick.

And this is why I have had a couple of times, I've had and a flat dick shock, because I'm shocked at his flat, how flat is he is? He's a flat dick. I've had a very flat dick. And small, a small flat dick. Are you, like a, like a, it's like a T-source.

It looks like a floppy disk. Yeah, no, it looks like, you know, when you get like a, like fruit leather, yeah, it's like a T source. It looks like a floppy disc. Yeah, no What you know looks like you know when you get like a like fruit leather. Yeah, it looks like fruit. Well, that's quite long That's quite long for me. I think it's a little bit thicker than that to me It looks a bit more like now the kids won't know what this is because this is more of a 2002 to 2015 reference looks a bit like a USB stick right? It kind of looks like if you're to get a USB dick a USB dick, right? It kind of looks like if you were to get a USB dick. A USB dick. A USB dick.

Matt, you're a father. No. What would you do? Yes, you are, don't worry. You're a fucking boy. He's a sweet boy. I made your boy cry before he could walk. That's not true. That is true.

Do you remember we're in the room over there? Am I going to do any of these weird rifts with you guys where everyone now thinks I'm a dad? You are a dad. You are a father. You and your partner, Emma. All right. You had a kid. I'm a dad. Now, last time I saw your kid, your kid was like, said to me, he said, can you kick me in the asshole? And I went, I don't know if that's okay. He said that to you. He said that to me. Greg said that to you. Yeah, Greg, little Greg. That is fuck.

I'll even have a word to him. Well, Greg's in your nine now? Yes. And to be honest, at first I thought Greg, you shouldn't have done that, but now I think what made Greg say that to you? Bad upbringing. Maybe I would say bad parenting, yeah,

I'd say a rough and loose father that doesn't care about him. What would your son think? All the sudden being rough and loose with your children makes me a bad parent. Well, you know, my dad was smooth and tight with me. And I'm telling that all right. I want to, I want to to delve I'm afraid to delve. I want to delve I'm afraid to delve. Are you about to do some hip hop verses? Put the center like you're taking a run

up. Check it. Oh, Zach Rwain. I want to delve but I'm afraid to delve. I love listening to a Dell and I'll have a computer Dell. Yes, I do when it smells a little That's okay because I got a little little dickie dickie for Zach to touch my dickie Zeki lunch much Shoma dickie munch yum Yum yum dickie dickie dickie dickie you I am so I love much Bro, bro's little dickie yum yum yum yum Bro's got a little dickie yum yum yum yum I love Mucha, yum yum yum For the leather, like for the leather, put that leather in a leather

Send it to the queen, what does she say? She says, ooh, I'm the queen! I like Rick, it's really nice to have one Have a dick, sis, real good fun Oh, I'm the Queen! little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little Dicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicic That I keep mine a little dickie and Matt you said something very interesting before you got multiple dicks I mentioned them have different personality dicks Oh, the personality dickie personality dickie a personality dickie. I've got a couple different little Is main and one is a word one is grumpy one is smooth one wants to toss out Coins into a fountain and then make a wish and wish he wasn't a dicky but rather he was a lady scrolling through the forest Agent Beans and hats that sneeze

I wish I wish I had a hat that sneeze You're on the Dicky radio show where we talk little dickies and everyone's little dickies Matt what's your favorite type of little dicks? Oh no. You got little dicks. What's your favorite type of little dicks? I've got a little dicky, Matt. You like my little dicks? Matt, what's your favorite type of little dicks? Matt, I want to hear what your favorite little type of little dicks is. It's me, Bjork. It's Bjork. I want to hear what your little fave letter dick is. Bjork wants to know what your little dick is like.

My fave letter is like with a salmon. She loves a salmon dickie. A salmon, a little dickie. Bjork loves a salmon dickie. Bjork, how are you mate? I'm good, I'm here. Do you like me to sing for you in Iceland? I would love to, but let's involve up this.

Ah, Gjosti! Come by, ah! Fesis from the schmoon! I like to think that this poetry was written by a man from Dushville. This is a really good idea. There's a poetry there, why you're not here? Yeah. I really like Bjork a lot. Do you want to use your favorite song?

I don't know if I like him music that much, but I really do like the way she talks. I like. I like. I like Bjork. Oh my goodness. I... I... I... I... I... Oh my goodness. Oh, I... I...

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Oh, please, please, please. I've got a... a... dicky... I've got a... a... a... a...

dicky... I mean this in the most... Like, people will be listening to this from that, because they like it. Dugon has a really great audience. Oh, I like it. D great audience. But here's a thing. Don't panda bro. Here's my thing. Yeah, here's my thing. If you think we're going to move past little dickies, you're wrong. Just turn off and don't worry about listening anymore. We're going to talk about dickies for the next 25 minutes. Yeah, We're talking about Dickies for the next 25 minutes. What's Marko di Oval? Yeah, Dickies.

Matt, top five Dickies, go. Greg Luganis. Yeah. Greg Luganis is Dickie. I'm not going to come entirely put my finger on who that is. That's why I'm Googling it. Greg Luganis is the... Greg Luganis is Dickie.

American Olympic diver. No. He's got an LGBT activist who won gold medals at 84 and 89 summer Olympics and he does have a great dicky little dicky Yeah, one of the best in the biz number four. You're dicky. Bjork. What do you think things on Gregly Gainers? I thought Greg Laganas was a French air Spiritual man who does poetry. Great. That's a real... That's a York input. Number four, little Dicky. Number four. Send your... Dicky.

Slowpoke. Send your slowpoke as in the Pokemon? No, no, no. The slow cousin of... Speedy Gonzalez. Really? Yeah. Is that a real character? Yes. Soley shit. Send your slowpoke as an actual character. of Speedy Gonzalez. Really? Is that a real character? Yes. Soley shit.

Your slowpoke is an actual character from Looney Choon's and he's little dickier you like. I like it, top four. Okay, number three. Number three, Senator, gone all the way from, send your to Senator. Yep.

Now I've got to back that up with remembering one of their names one senator. That's all you have to do That's the one week ago the one senator. Yeah Down senator one Australian senator or Iceland you can also name an Icelandic senator Okay, I want to name my favorite Icelandic Senator Gary Chili bin. Not a real one. Look him up. Yeah, he's a real senator. No, Gary Chili bin is the word Icelandic word to describe the speed at which your fingernails grow.

Really? Yeah, we always say when we are ice fishing. Have you got a song about that. Have you got any songs about that? I do, I like to play one for you right now. I got it. She's been The weird song is a weird song And it's an album. You're not You get pierced on the butt guard. It's an album track. I don't see that being a single. But it is. It is. I don't see it that way. It's the kind of song you would see on Rage It 3 AM with your friend and you're like, what the fuck is this?

What is Bjork doing? I'm really big on the space. Every topic we come up with, we check it to Bjork to just write a song on the spot for it. I have recently had a rap show in my personal life So it is hard for me to think sometimes Working with Bjurk I've been working with Mark for years when he said rap show is like there's 98% chance They're gonna say asshole He didn't you York he's so deep in the character Guys I think Marcus found his second character But Jorg

It's guys all at the time man and Be your what be or is not that good? Jesus, are you taking another phone call? Oh my god Mark is this be or based entirely on that video of her talking through the toy house? It is great the TV the TV. So have you seen that that is probably if you are listening to this on the YouTube and look up Bjork talking about the back of a TV. Oh my god. It is fucking bizarre man It is like a little city and sometimes I like to imagine all the people inside doing little You don't need to go look at the video You're looking you just don't need even go to YouTube just this is YouTube now Happened just now and I couldn't resist it but that is the real life is when you need to go you just go in your pants

we beoc, you're a pretty absurd character even for the anti-donapodic cast yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I did not. I did not. The part of me that is the cat is the part that is the animal. Sammon. And drive food. Yeah, and I'm not the part that is our celebrity. What? I find being a celebrity. Nog yakki. Like washi toilet.

Like washi toilet. Like washi toilet. What do you like washi toilet? Like washi toilet? You like washi toilet? What do you mean washi toilet? Like service job. Service job? Like clean, like, like, Gaboli jeez. So you're saying, sorry, you're the guest today,

but you're the guest today. You're sweating, are you saying that the celebrity part of you is like a washi toilet? Being a celebrity like be a washi toilet man. Oh, is this a negative way or positive? Servesing the people. Yes, you know like you when you do the toilet and there's lots of blood you know when you do lots of blood you can feel Mark under the surface you can feel him present

no it's big big it's big oh you're a good character with back on don't be awkward the gardening predator of Australia oh not Don Bjork! The gardening predator Australia. Oh no!

Bjork! Oh no! That's for another day. That's for a... Zack, we just started with a good character. Don Bjork. Don Bjork. It's in Don Burke and Bjork.

I want to distance myself from that character. I would like... You were here. Not you. You're part of it. No yet. We're still here. We're still here. Sick, sick're part of it. No yet. We're all so ready for Donbier. Sick, sick, sick. Yes, yes, Bier.

I would like to know what did your phone call it was about. Yeah, so my mum is listening to the podcast right now. Live. Yeah, this is a live podcast. And, yeah. Well, it turns out my dad didn't die. Oh, thank you. Oh, oh, oh.

I said my dad was dead because he ate a beast sandwich. In fact, my dad is wed to a beast and witch. So he was in a polyamorous relationship with some sort of beast and a musical creature known as a witch. And I believe you've got a song about it, Pierre. I do. And the man is a witch. He's so crazy. Ah! The Orcs music is alternative. You would have grown up listening to it. I grew up listening to

Björk. You love a bit of Björk? Yeah, I don't mind a little bit of Björk. You know, the big hits, you know, like that. It's so chowkai-head. Yeah. What the fuck was that? I'm so sorry, Björk. That's just my beer. I thought that's quite incensed. You talk to my people, it seemed like a broad ratio of standard time. So the whip, the whip, the ancient test. I want to go back to that. What do you think? You said, firstly, you thought your mom said your dad died eating a base sandwich. I thought she said, your dad is dead because of a base sandwich, but in fact, she said your dad is

wed to a beast and witch. Yes, I think this is this is definitely because in Australia, I imagine a lot of you listeners from overseas in Australia. Some of them are from America. Marriage equality is moving towards me past. Hopefully by the time we release this it will be passed and people did warn That it would be a slippery slope. Yeah, it would start to marry beasts and witches are to be clear The beast and the witch are females so the conservatives are completely okay, okay Thank God, thank God, but the beast is a human beast Yes, yeah human beast

So is he like a mr. Ball what's Joe. What's that? Is he divorced? Is he divorced from your life? Well, that's where he's got mum in Victoria, he's got the beast in New South Wales and the witches in the witches in Western Australia. And they've got families with the whole different states you can get married in Australia. When happens in WA stays in WA that's what they say. You know I was just in Brisbane right and I was talking to some fans of yours and they told me that people do not like the Mr. Bull. Oh no I don't like the Mr. Bull sketch. I do. The fuck said this. You don't like that? I will fucking kill you, and I'm not a fucker.

That says the ill thing about the Mr. Bull sketch. I fucking kill them. We were talking about how much we liked it. Give me the fuck it. But they were saying popular opinions says it's no good. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. I like it.

Broden liked it. I like it. I like when when he got smash smash a boom Bullsh York lights when he goes smash smash Bum boom smash. Do you like it? That because you are mr. Bull I am mr. Bull. Yeah, and I remember when you did the reads rovin and you asked the question Yeah, you can you guys picture mr. Bull is he a bull? Is he a man who thinks he's a bull? Is he half half bull half man And then in the end you went with a bit of each of those yeah, which is perfect. I love compromise compromise is good comedy

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Have you ever tried to capture the sound of a slidly snake and put it into a delicious dairy treat? No, I just have chocolate ice cream. See this is the thing. You're not just pushing pop music You're also pushing ice cream. You're also pushing Film you're also pushing art and that's why we love you, Björ. You turn it into Don Mesh. You turn it into Don Mesh. In fact, we've got an exciting announcement. We've actually got Björk on as our new sponsor for Domino's Peter.

Matt, here's the big. Zach has become obsessed with Don Mesh, the CEO of Domino's Australia. He featured on Unicover Boss 2010ish, Zach follows his Facebook page and for the last maybe 5-6 podcasts, Zach has mentioned Don Meij. To the point where he is more Meij than me. I was at doing Meij then. I just folded into Meij. Do you like me? I love Meij. I love it doing me. I just fold it into me. Do you like you like me? I love me. I love me some me. What was the meat? What about me? He gets very excited about his products. He's

doing it already. They're decadent treats and I recommend anyone who is a fan of Domino's Australia, jumps on board Don Measier's Facebook account. Don Meas, how much is it for two large pizzas, one Supreme, one half cup of Chorsa, half Hawaiian, and a 1.25-litre pet board of Pepsi? It's a pet bottle of Pepsi. Yeah, why tell you that in an answer? That's God. When you can tell us in a song. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b Biorc, that's very good value. Biorc and Matt Stewart, who would have thought?

Matt Stewart, do you remember at the start of this podcast when we said it was going to be a quiz about cheese? Oh yeah, yeah, no, I'll do this. Do you remember? Oh yeah, this is a quiz cheese episode. This episode is about... Harold Well, do you know cheese? I know cheese very well.

Cheese! Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese! Let's see if Matt knows enough about cheese to not have us chop off his little dick. And Sam how much of this hell is left? Cheese! Come on Matt! Come on Matt! Get that!

Oh no! So Matt, before we get the cheese quiz up, we're going to do a quick song from Björk about cheese. Here we go. Swiss cheddar, put it to make it better. Pech to your piece. So, man, this is your cheese. Cut it away, cut it away.

Turn it into milky way. Put it in your eyes. See between your thighs. I don't want that. I don't want that. All right, what is commonly? Did you say put it in your eyes? My lyrics are interpretive. You make up your own mind.

She has a little book. She writes them all down. It was a kura-beena. It's mostly me drawing pictures of cucumbers. Ha! There are very little words in there. Question one. I love people who confuse them for zooking is... Co-co-co-co-co-question one. What is commonly used to color red-lester cheese is that orange food coloring,

anato seeds, orange pepper or orange extract. Alright, do you see this? Come on Matt. Come on Matt. Fuckhead. Alright, what is usually letchester, did you see? Red lester. Red lester.

Okay. What makes it orange? Orange food coloring and thato seeds. Come on man, easy. Orange pepper or orange extract. I mean, I normally I used to write trivia questions right. Oh, for me, it would it should be one of the orange ones. Would be how it normally is. Because you'd go red, red, red, red orange. Is that how

you do it? I'm going to say, yeah, the one that didn't have orange in it. Okay. Cool. Well, we'll find out. Where is Minchago made? You're not going to give. It says the answer doesn't it? Is that why I went? I might get my guess would be Harlyn. We have to, guys, it's, this is an online quiz. We have to get to the end of it.

Oh, no. To find out. No. OK, the foodware network.co.uk FixaBats cheese. Great. What's the word? Toon, then food.co.com. I don't like it longware network.co.uk thinks of Matt's cheese. Great question. Two people.

Food.co.a long at home. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's why you guys are a good podcast. I don't have time for this. I have to be at the opening of Subway on the Submarine. Okay, Bjurk. First one. Oh, well.

Bjurk, here's a deal, mate. Here's a deal, Bjurk. You can make a song about question three. You know, here's a deal, mate. Here's a deal, Bjurk. You can make a song about Question Three. You can make a song about Question Three. It's a question two. Where is the man Chego made? Ed D'Alysia, Lamanchia. Come on, Marigold Catalonia.

Should've been able to say before we see the question B. Yep This man knows his cheese next question three nine this cheese Is a photo of a cheese It's like this is a photo of a cheese It's like this is a photo of a cheese. Oh I see! Oh I see the photo of a cartoon dog. Tom usually picks the quizzes and I'm realizing there's quite a skill to it. The photo of the cheese has the name of the cheese on it.

Can I lock in Parmigiano? Reggiano or whatever. Yeah, that's true. It does have a... It has the name of the cheese written on the cheese. Maybe it is a trick question. Oh, we're gonna get to the end of this quiz, Sam. Oh, God. It's really cute.

It's a really cute. Inside, eight questions. Quick, power pouch. Really quickly. Goch. Cheese has the shortest shelf life. Quik Mentau, Camembert, Quik. Cottage cheese or cheddar.

Cottage. Shut up, you're. Oh, sorry. It's from Matt. Hi, Pleasure, you're a great view. Camembert cottage cheese or cheddar cottage Oh the f*** up you Oh sorry For that Hey Pleas, did you agree? A mental A mental Next question

I would have gone cottage cheese Because it already looks like a burger Which cheese was what you used to hide a small horse Mascapone Mascapone Yeah, Mascapone Re or Cornish Yard Mascapone

Very F**k This one Only one cheese Only one cheese Only one cheese can be called Parmesan, which is it? Parmesan. Mozzarella, Pecorina Romano, Ricotta. Pecorina Romano. Oh wait, there's one more.

Parmesan or Reggiano? Parmesan or Reggiano. Fondo is a national dish of which year of being country. I swear. No way. Switzerland, Hungary, Belgium. The good thing about a quiz is it just gives a little bit of structure to our otherwise unwieldy podcast That's why quick get moving Fondo of which country Greg see hungry you show hungry all right. No Switzerland. Oh fucking Switzerland. I'm cracking

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Which two verbs best described that I'm so sorry everyone Which two verbs best described the switch cheese? This recollect quick great again stirring slicing it stacking freezing a blending heating and scraping Heating and scraping eating and scraping Tuning in the daughter quiz about cheese was meant to fill the whole thing be exod if I Brodo's on his laptop what makes cheese strings so stringy? The milk uses matured for a long time. The cheese is heated and stretched.

It contains the same ingredient used in chewing gum. What are cheese strings? What are cheese strings? Oh, that's a funny one. That's a funny one for the kids. They're gonna do funny ones, though. Greek salad contains halu mi, no cheese, federal goat's cheese.

Feta. Feta. How many, How many names? Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.

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Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Two two hot boiled egg yolks, which one of these cheeses is not French? Replicant mash go to Monster Comte Monster Comte

Monster Comte, that's two things. I'm American pepper jack cheeses a variety of Lumber jack cheese farmer jack cheese my Gary jack cheese Jack chees pop jack cheese Gary cheese Gary cheese. Gary cheese. Gary cheese. Finally. What what's your favorite? Cheeses at ricotta stilton cheddar burrito? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Cheddar cheddar. Oh my god. That was gone for a teen. You're a cheese rookie 14 out of eight ends of cheese rookie you appreciate a good cheese sandwich once in a while But don't let cheese dominate you daily meals your general cheese knowledge is mediocre Which doesn't really bother you anyway? You know for wrong you can definitely tell a good cheese pizza from a bad way

Yes, if you were any cheese you'd be a mild cheddar. Yes. That's good. Your spirit cheese dish, classic American grilled cheese. Spirit cheese. This is unreal. Thank you so much, brother Kelly. This has been the cheese quiz.

And to close out, we have got a song about question three. She's been preparing it since question three. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Burke with her song question three I find it is being that the last question of the quizzes what's your favorite cheese how did that determine an answer how did that determine an answer I love mit soup, I love mit soup, I'm eating mit soup, I love mit soup. Thank you for here for me only broadcasted. Do you want to play anything?

Yes, when is okay, do go on to podcast someone. It's on this network. And we're doing a festival show called Dry Ginger Mail in Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne. And we're going to find the information for that. I think it's matstewardcomedy.com. I think it's my website, Tentually. Matstewardcomedy.com, potentially.com potentially. Yeah, the potentially part is you say that you don't have to write that. I just want to apologize for

writing about the cheese cream. Cheese cream I thought was weird peaked. Which was right at the endidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! you