Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: April 18, 2018

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A list-nuff production. I think you will! It's me having a loose day of the office. Sure, I have. And we've got a... Oh, it's holding it the wrong way. Oh! We've got such a great show for you. Michelle, Grazia. We've got guests.

We've got Michelle. Beel, Grazia. I'm going to do some songs. Michelle is going sing the song. Oh! It's gonna be a mate. We got such a show line up for you guys today. You can say that again, Mark.

I'll tell you that much. Well, because we got another special guest, and it's bloody Andrew Gays, isn't it? Yeah, but we still have a couple of episodes. Because I love basketball, but I love podcasts more. I'll tell you that much. For Odin mentioned that he wanted to do maybe seven or eight episodes as Andrew Gage. That's great. I said I reckon you'll get halfway through this second one and give up on the concept.

But let's see how much you're persevere. Well, you don't know the tenaciousness of Gagey. Tell you that much. Gagey! I'm gonna make Don Misericare character B Bongo, maybe give him a rest for tonight. And I'm going to make Dawn French, the Olympic swimmer. I reckon there's a couple of listeners that are just coming back into the podcast. Michelle Brazier fans are a little bit confused.

So let's just head on back to last week's podcast. I think some of these comments are going to make a little bit more sense. Michelle, what's going on? I tell you what boys, I've got a cactus. I've got a new cactus I just showed Sam. No, I did. Hey, come on. I wouldn't lie to you about a cactus.

In the office? Oh, it's in the office. It's on the desk. You wouldn't. Boys, I'm going to go get the cactus on the back. Oh, it's a cacti. Yeah, you can get it. Yeah.

I'm going to make sure I don't want it. No, you can touch the cactus. I have my full consent to go get that cactus pick it up Bring it in here. Make sure you don't pick that up like a basketball. You might prickle your fingers Oh, no daisy is the resident expert on basketballs now What is it that you love about cactus Michelle? Is it the fact that you don't need to give it a lot of water Or is it the fact that if you pick it up you get a little prick? I love I love the danger It is a danger plan It isn't it? Dangerous, it's like a business trap.

Sometimes it's dangerous to try and get in the key and get a fast mid shot, I feel. But it's also dangerous with cactuses, which is why, if you've got younger listeners out there, always get a guardians help you pick up the cactus. Yep, Andrew goes, well, you've been playing basketball for 30 years. 40 years. 40, 50 years, you've played for a long time.

50, seven years. You've been playing basketball for 60 years, almost even playing basketball for 70 years. 70 plus years, you've been on the court. Field. Sound the field on the court. You play grass, play. Touchdown.

He plays it all. He does a touchdown. He's every guy. He plays it all. He plays it all. He plays it all. He does a touchdown. He's every guy. I'm angry you guys. Hey man, when you're out there playing basketball, who is your, who are you doing it for? Who's your biggest motivation?

Is it Michelle? Is it the cactus? What's going through you? 50, 50, maybe. Well, if I can be real for it. Maybe it's a 50, 50 split. Yeah. We will, if I can be real for a second

and talk about Gaze, I'd have to say it's not the cactus, it's not Michelle, sorry Michelle. I'd have to say it's my father, Lindsay it's not Michelle, sorry Michelle I'd have to say it's my father Lindsey Gays the biggest influence on my Basketball career Lindsey gay now wait, well What is Lindsey Gays? What is he what did he do was he a basketball? Lindsey Gays was my dad and a great Australian coach of basketball ever sold fruit Don't know about that definitely know he coached Australian the basketball Hey, Zach, what are you doing over there in the doorway?

Guys, are we gonna hug it up? I've got Michelle's Oh Bring the cactus in okay, so what Zack's brought in is a picture of an old ship Thank you In the endurance Australia from 1915. It's a big framed photo of an old ship. It didn't bring in the cactus at all. Yeah, that's my cactus. It's a Michelle's cactus.

All right, that's weird. Yeah, my papers aren't what they used to be when I played as a shooting guy for the Melbourne Tigers. But I tell you something, that looks to me like a picture, not a plan. Well, I mean, I don't know, boys. I, you know, I'm as a woman and I think It could be anything I believe right on Michelle

I think Michelle has a vivid imagination If she wants to believe this black and white photo of a ship is a cactus Then you should shut your fucking Andrew gay's man. Yeah, I never see I'll never cut your fucking face I'll fucking dumb fucking fucking fucking You fucking face it. You fucking dumb fucking fucking fucking Let us show fucking end you She will fuck you up you fucking I'm gonna fuck you You want to get fuck you?

You want to get a really disrespectful man? I won father of the year did you get what year bloody 2000 and fuck you You got what year are one father of the boys girls. I got something to say right now Michelle is getting a lot of heat from gaysie. Yeah, from gaysie. You've been you've been coming out hard from gaysie and gaysie I've had enough. Yeah, it's not fair. Yeah, how much they just put on you guys. Sorry to start the run I won father of the year in 2014 good Did you how many kids? What how many kids to the father of the father? Yeah, how many kids how many kids are the father were there how many kids the father in 1914 how many was it?

Two kids were they fucking dumb names. Oh, we don't know how many kids I have Oh my god our first call in Michelle do you want to do us the honor of answering the for the podcast hello hello hello who's this it's me Zach Zach is a regular yeah four kids it's good good? What are you doing? I'm just I just Boy a cactus in the room. Oh, that's great. You make that a phone call Oh Nothing I love more than getting calls into this show

Nothing I love more than getting calls into this show I'm gonna answer the phone right now. Hello Hello It's your friend Michelle Michelle you've called in the club guys you're the guest of the show I don't know why you'd call in it's crazy. It's wacky. It's the artisan of bug guys Thank you for We're wild outrageous joke. We certainly are Gaze you do you want to answer this one? Oh? How do you use a phone?

You just press, just hit the transfer button. What? So pick up the phone, hit the transfer button, and then hang up the phone and it'll come through. My question for you is pretty simple. What's a button? A button is, you know, it's something, you know, you, I'll tell you what, you're pressing my buttons

right now, you're filthy cunt. You know on a sandwich, you know, the middle bit of the sandwich? That's a button. That's a button. That's a button. Well, so him could be a button. Ham can be a button. Turkey could be a button. Turkey could be a button. A kid could be a button. A kid could be a button. I don't put no kids in my sandwiches, but I'll tell you what I put a kid Cumber. A kid come. A kid. A kid jumper. A kid. Kids jumper that I found after I murdered him. Oh no. On my favourite food, apart from a kid jumper cucumber, kid jumper, kid jumper cucumber.

Yep. Is it a sandwich? Yes, love a sandwich. Let me answer the phone. Hello. Okay. Wait. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Ring ring ring. Sorry. I'm not gonna call hello. Oh, sorry, I'm mute. Hello. Hello. Hello, ring ring ring. Hello. Hello. Hello, it's the president of the United States. Oh my god, it's Gerald Ford. Gerald Ford, I am the president of the United States I like Gerald Ford the United or was I the court the United States Undies

I'm not afraid to say that I shit my pants I shit my pants In front of my dad. We were eating magnums. We eat and magnum egos Oh, and he gave me some whiskey gave me some blue later Johnny What can I check something mark sure this is a new story all to the old one? What do you mean? Well, I never know. I want to know is this a new shit your pants story? Uh-huh all the classic one how many times when did I what was the classic shit my pants? The magnet what did this happen? I've already told this story to me Maybe to us we travel a lot we're on a lot of planes

Well, you know, I've shot my pants a few I pissed my pants a lot There's one time I just got out of car Driving to a I love the area of the contos friend of ours driving the her house. Yeah, there was a party there I was aware of my tracksuits. We just done a rehearsal and opened up the car door Took two steps out of the car and then I just started pissing. And Bicycleist, but it was dark. A couple of people riding bikes,

go and ride and pass me. And I didn't know what to do. So I bent down once again, pretended to check the tire pressure. So great to get the precedent in. Well, I just pissed all day on my pants. Did you just Gerald Ford, ladies and gentlemen? I was wearing dark...

Is it a Gerald Ford? Dark tracksuit pants. These are very true. Sometimes, sometimes I just can't hold my bladder. Yeah. Did you go to the party with weewe pants? Yes, I did. And nobody noticed, because they were dark pants,

but I felt ashamed. Mr. President. Mr. President. Mr. President. Yes. So you're back to the time you shot your pant? Well I am sorry if I've told this story before but it never gets old and it never gets clean because I shot my pants. But I was with my dad.

You were eating magna me. Recently divorced man. You know my dad. I know your dad. He's recently dad. He's recently engaged now. So he's recently engaged now. Is he married? Yes, he is. He's getting married and getting new mum.

You're going to get a new mum. Very excited, Bill. That's so good. I'm always sitting down, we're watching some good old movie action-packed, probably die-hard three. Die-hard three, or maybe dark, or be serious. Fast and curious. Maybe you're watching dark cities, starring Rufus Seville.

I don't know what that movie is. Guy Scrapper with Dwayne the Rock Johnson. That is a new one. Is that a new one? It's not an art yet, but I know about it. Rampage, have you seen me at For Rampage? Yes, I've seen the ad for Rampage. I think it might be called Rampage, not Skyscraper.

Oh yes, it's called Rampage. There are some Skyscraper's in the movie as it is set in a tale. It would have surprised me if Dwayne The Rock Johnson had a movie called Rampage and a movie called skyscraper coming out at the same time and both were about. Really? And I think we're going to check in with the guests right now. A little bit serendipitous. Hello.

Hello. Who's this? It's me. Who is me? It's me the movie skyscrave Oh my god, what an oh this is incredible. I would love to know What what's going on? What's give me the what's the now this plot you're a word plot plot? Yeah plot and I'm not talking about the kind of plot I did in my pants

No, I was hanging out with my dad Which was not a plot at all. It was a shit. Yep. Now Well, I went to fart. Yeah And it just turned out to be I got a lot more than a bug. Oh, I did that. I did that one time I can do that one time where in a car. It was in a car. So you were sated. I was sated Yeah, and it was in a car and it was just a tiny bit But it was that was the only times ever happened to me. me. Would it just once one time well that's very lucky Yeah, but I nearly

Someone's on the phone. Hello Hello, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry did it, no, I like, really did it. You guys asked me to bring in my top five basketballers, did you, you can, right, uh, I don't remember ever asking you to do that. I remember you, I remember you saying, you guys asked me to bring in my top five basketballers, I can't remember when that was, that was just then. Yeah, that was just then.

I remember that happening. Yeah. But I can show you the email feed. I think Michelle was even in on it. I think I emailed you I said can you please bring him yeah cuz you going on with a bit of brown humor and that's fine We have it. I saw love basketball. You love brown humor. Um I just want to know we'll get to that. Okay, can I can ask, in your illustrious career of being a basketball boy, has Brown and basketball ever crossed over? No.

There's never been a Brown basketball crossover where you're saying playing maybe in a quarter shit. Have me, Andrew Gage, I played on a basketball court made of poo taken your shoes off and squelched around yeah a big court made out of a one of Australia's great basketball players maybe the boy ever played on a court made him entirely of shit I mean I feel like that's a fair question to ask considering we're talking brown kind of thinking about asking you and now the answers the answer I haven't answered asking you are now the answers the answer

I haven't answered for you. I would. The answer is yes. Yeah right and was that in the 1994 MBL grand final? No, no it wasn't it was this morning. Do you know the looney tunes? Do I know them personally? I've met Bugs Bunny. I've met Daffy Duck, I've met Marvin Marshall. Yep. I've been lucky enough to meet the three at our Westfield Donkaster. Yep.

We're at the end there for a basketball clinic. In the main sort of section there, it needs to TGI Fridays. For a clinic. For a clinic. So I teach you the kids how to get stay fit. A lot of fat cunts out there these days. Yep.

You gotta get them fit. Yep. Well, the ugly kids too. Yeah. We have a way to deal with the epidemic of ugly kids. Kill it. Have you been the whereabouts lately? But I mean, they've been. That place is fucking jam-packed with ugly little kids.

Do you know what? They're going to be good. I was pretty ugly when I opened it. I'm. This is true. I can bet you're hot. I'm so hot and I was gross. Yeah, and I have you blossom. Thanks.

You're gross. Thank you, skyscraper,per the movie. Oh you have a good eye face I've skyscraper the movie starry tomato rock childhood which I checked is a movie coming at 2018. Oh Starry doing the rock Johnson. Yeah Really? No, because it's him. Sam Liggum who is the writer of how he done I've met him a few times shock and basketball a good like that I mean Who is the writer of Addy Donner? Of many of the few times, Shock and basketball are good like those. Show me. But... Class Great, but 2018 film is an upcoming American action film directed and written by Duane the Rock Johnson.

Oh, yum yum yum yum yum yum. Duane the Rock Johnson. Oh, I love him so much. Never. Never. She knew what you did last summer. And Noah Taylor. Filming started in September 2017 in Vancouver and many scenes have been

shot in Duane the Rock Johnson's own home. What? It will be released in 3D on July 13th in 2019 by Duane the Rock Johnson's own picture house called Rock Pitches. I love him. This is your tricking. No, no, that's on Wikipedia. Give me the laptop.

I'm in it. I'm in the movie. That's Read the plot summary Would not sign like because we're doing a podcast That's the first. I'm gonna go. Okay, I'll go. Alright. Guys, what you need to know about podcasting is you gotta make noise. You wanna read something that's okay?

I'm gonna sing. That's a great idea for a podcast. You can't even read it. You can't even read it. You can't even read it. You can't even read it. You can't even read it. Stay low.

Stay low. That's great. Alright guys, I'm gonna read it. I'm gonna read it. You read it, I'll sing. Okay. Michelle, you have such a beautiful voice. And I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I adore your voice. I think you have the voice. Okay, I'll pass it on. Thank you. I'm in an orgy.

Orgy. Oh, Broden. I mean, Brett finished. I'm not finished. Like, Broden, I mean, finished? I've not finished. Like, listen to this voice. Move, they're told. It sounds like butterflies

trying anal for the first time. Michelle, what's her song called again? Michelle, what's her song called again? Skyscraper. That's called Skyscraper. Yes. Because I re-road the lyrics. Oh.

And let me, I've got the- I've got a bit of an inkling about what you maybe changed the theme I love to hear it how I love to hear it you did a melody for me she's all single words you want me to sing yeah like we're singing together you just do data I don't know how to go two three four basketballs my favorite sport to play dream ball the ball and take a three pointer Past the ball and get to be a cyst

NBL or NBA is fun. Gaze Gaze How many uh How many How many slam down city down in your career and I'm not just talking about like how many times have you actually jumped up and jammed that ball in that basket When I say slim dunks, I'm talking about how many times have you knocked it out of the park? You got the best ice cream you picked the right gal

How many times? You've seen a movie and you picked the right time to see it. Yes, you like to get home You want to do one? Right before coitus you've put the condom on it right at the proper time On the right way round. Yeah, on the the first round on the first go without any mistakes once Really yeah once was a young boy. Yeah 28 Gracious Go see

Guys Guys you guys you got a and a girlfriend out there. Are you going to say, are you going to meet a special someone? Yeah. What's the best date? Go, team. I don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, but I do have

a dead man. Oh, yeah. I have some dead as well. But I have like heaps. I actually have a lot of, like I know there's a lot of dead people. I'm polyamorous, but like with dead people. Like I know heaps of. You fuck dead bodies. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dead people, I'm polyamorous, but like with dead people, like I know heaps of...

You fuck, dead bodies. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Who's got boyfriend's girlfriends out there send a shit boyfriend girlfriend stories? Who's poly? One person dead who you could take to hoi c sky scraper maybe go to garnies I think it like and I'd be like why did you do that stuff? Yeah, I'd be like I just like I put it all on the table. I wouldn't even be afraid. Yeah, you just bring it up Yeah, I totally bring it up I'd be like what was it all on the table. I wouldn't even be afraid. Yeah, you just bring it up Yeah, I totally bring it up. I'd be like Who would pick what was going on in the 1940s? Yeah Do you know who I would pick yeah, I'd pick Jesus and I would sit down with Jesus and I would say Hey, man, how can I better implement your teachings into my life?

That's what I would do quite honestly because because I think he would have some pretty right on maybe get yourself some some Maybe you'd get yourself some lame popcorn you limp dick mother fucker. Yeah, yeah, you can get some You go to Jesus you can go to a Jesus and show him your life being If you want and you can have communion for free. It's free. Yeah, give me free. Chew Yeah, you get cheels and that's the that's the cheesels That's the Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I go the lame the lame Catholic I have a Catholic boy name they charge us $2.6 Jesus do you know who my the person I'd take the movies who's dead?

Your dad My dad Lindsey still kicking I'd take your dad. I'm so sorry. You passed away. He's Lindsey still kicking Please tell me I would take your real brodans real life dad Wayne Kelly. I'm so sorry. He's still with us. Yeah, but I still take you did have a sick tummy yesterday when I saw him He's still with us. Yeah, but I still take it. He did have a sick tummy yesterday when I saw him Sick tummy. Can I say who I'd say? Yeah He fledger. Oh Stick actor have you seen a night's tail? Did you know that it was the role of the Joker that made him I heard that I heard that I don't want to see this in the Harold Sunsmer

I don't want to see someone riding with gaze he would take he fledged of the movies But he'd be more I wanted can I don't want to see this in the health sunsmer. I don't want to see someone riding with gays. He would take Heath legit of the movies, but he'd be more wanting. Can I can I just say I know I go on a lot about the fact that I was raised Catholic and everything, but I'm pretty outrage about his $2.60 cheesel situation. Far far the wise. I was I was I was a ultra boy. His name was father wise. Yeah, and I was an altar boy for father wise And I was a bit chatty one church ever so it was Easter Sunday. Oh no Easter Sunday You're a little bit chatty and and then he after church He sent me down he said one you need to stop being so chatty ah and Two would you like some cheesels? I said okay, he said I'll say you said cheese is bulk

So he told me a hundred boxes of cheeses for two hundred dollars Well, I think that's actually I mean that's kind of a that's a good deal But I grew up Catholic and we got cheeses for free. Did you get free cheese? So I thought it was a Catholic thing because I always do the Anglicans down the road got free cheese No, that's just every other church the cheese Let's go in your specific church guys. I am loving the cheese will 10 Yeah, I think the cheese will 10 you're like the cheese some of the best Tent we've had yeah on this podcast if you like the cheese will 10 if I may interrupt for a second If you like the cheese will 10 here's our hashtag. I like the cheese will 10 and

Chiseled tent. Here's our hashtag. I like the Chiseled tent. And particularly pertaining to the Catholic Church. And that has taken a hashtag or I like the Chiseled tent. Or particularly pertaining to the Catholic Church. Or maybe if you're not so much digging the Chiseled tent just hit us up on the hashtag. Not so much enjoying the Chiseled tent, but having a great time listening to the Antidona podcast in general. That's hashtag. Not so much enjoying the Chiseled tent, but I'm enjoying the Antidona podcast in general. That's hashtag not so much enjoying the Chezel 10 but I'm enjoying the Antidona podcast in general. Hinder, hit us up with that hashtag if the Chezel 10 not so much up your alley. And if you are enjoying Gaze, you're thinking, yeah, just hashtag God Gaze is a ripper.

Yeah, and if not just hashtag please stop. Just the simple hashtag please stop. We'll understand what you mean. Yeah. I feel like, no no no no. Just the simple hashtag. Please stop. We'll understand what you mean. Yeah. I'll feel like, no, no, no, no. Just do your perspective. Yeah, you know, you're going to be a fan. This is a democracy. It's just about, for you to move. You know, unless you want to be like a capitalist pick,

then no, man, you're only, only thing I'm interested in is basketball. Yeah, we're here at the only Donald podcast. We like democracy. Yeah, I'm a in this basketball. Yeah, we're here at the Andi Donapotcast. We like democracy. Yeah, I'm a democratic leaflet. We like democracy. I mean, up-read me, you can learn about democracy. Yeah, sorry.

Michelle, can I just double check in with you for a second? Yeah. I've spent the last 15 years under the assumption that all cabbages have to pay for the cheeses. No, they're definitely free. Woo! Warning, cheesletent. Cheesletent.

Woo, woo, woo. So you're telling me, as! Warning, Cheezel Tent. Cheezel Tent. Woo! So you're telling me, as a Catholic, you got free cheeses? Absolutely, yeah, they're definitely free every Sunday. Zach, yeah, I just want to add into the Cheezel Tent. Would you raise a Catholic, ma? I wasn't raised Catholic. I wasn't raised, I wasn't raised Anglican. I wasn't raised Jewish.

I wasn't raised any of the major religions. Okay. Still got free cheeses. Where, how did you get to choose? Phontology or? What, no, from the nice man who lived across the road. He'd leave them like a little trail. He'd start at my front door, he'd leave a couple,

trying to get me into his back shed, but I never went that. Did you live across the road from Steve? I did live across the road from Steve. I used to live at, yes, yes, yes. So, you got your free cheeses? So, you didn't get your free chasers from the Catholic church Well, he his house was like he said it was church He said you don't have to go to church. I said I'm going to church. He said no come here. It's the same

Yeah, see he was like it's a salad a little church in my back You know if you guys are liking the God the Dark alert Oh Getting dark alert You're safe, I'm like, yes, Daisy. I would please for the love of glass I said something Casey it's quite it's quite a sincere question. Yeah, Daisy. Zach. Why have you got a microphone called tucked in your sock? Oh, it is well, because it felt kind of felt nice Well, you know what else There's a visual here

But you know, I was just gonna gonna say I mean lots of things feel nice like um Jerk and off is that what you're gonna get to jerking off always with the jerking off with this boy jerking off does feel good You need to go that kind of like shame. Yeah He's always like jerk off pay for your cheeses jerk off He's always like jerk off pay for your cheesels jerk off Jerk off. Oh my god. You're a jerk off. Zach you have to understand that yeah, I am a Sexual being yeah, all right get it. You don't have to talk about jerking off all the time now. I can be Very generous lover. Oh gross when I need to be Oh, and I like to be and if you kind of set me as the

Zach need to be. And I like to be. And if you can't accept me as this sexual. Zach, when your father and I make it up. Okay, it's not to upset you. It's because it's me your dad. And it's important that you understand that your mother Mark, is she's a red hot stunner. I am. And I, I ask you, but no, you be jealous of all the kids who don't have, you know. Yeah, a lot of your friends parents aren't rooting. Yeah. They are a lot of your friends parents. They aren't doing reverse care, girl. Absolutely not.

A lot of your friends parents, they aren't, they aren't, you know, you know, you're copying it from behind. No, I appreciate that. But your father and I, you're very welcome. Thank you But your father and I you're very welcome. You're father and I yeah, we love We love a red hot we love with each other into the ground This is an erotic picture. You want to have a look at the carpet burns on my back. Yes Yeah, look at those what are you reckon those are from from fucking dad? Yeah from lying on my back and getting fucked by your father Michelle me. I want to say as well we're here yes

Gaze me and Leonard Copeland the yeah yeah we're good for the moment always the moment of the Melbourne Tigers we're playing basketball you're playing basketball I just want you to know that here's a basketball being and we'll go hard I'm so gaze quick passes gaze I'm a big Olympics fan. You held the flag so forever You're a big part of my life. I just want to say well We're opening the 8-year-old parents talking about their love relationship and that's fine I respect that father of year 24 take a healthy family healthy home We'll get to my fucking parents fuck literally not fucking parent like my parents fucking in a minute

I just want you to know that you don't know I really want to talk about it. I want you to know gaisy That when you held that flag for Australia 10-year-old's I Watch that just see Nikki Webster the bitch not me not you we need you We talked about it on the podcast yet. I don't think we have have we talked about it. I don't know about it You so we need to get to that but first And I've seen there much in the Olympic games about to be transformed forever about to Bad to be changed forever and I see you a man standing in front of his country man

He's holding a knife I knew in that moment guys you don't want to fuck you We're very much heckin' I wanted to fuck you, Gaze. Everyone would try. Jesus. Very kisses. You're f**king sweet. What's that trying to say? You're f**king sweet.

What's that trying to say? You're f**king sweet. What's that trying to say? You're f**king sweet. Guys. Fuck. Guys. I want you to fuck.

Jesus. I love you, Gaze. What? Well, G. I love you, Gaze. What? Well, G. What a day. I don't know if I'm going to want to cut that on the whole thing. If you regularly should cut this from the bottom of the screen, it is not my hashtag. You should cut the fucking Gaze part. Back to you, parents. Sorry. It was worth it getting. I just want to clear the air healthy family healthy. I'm mom and dad tell you son How it is?

Parents fucking oh get the parents fuck Well, let's ask you web stuff. Tell that story Well, do parents really a story? It's just I just nearly got it and I didn't get it really go What? Let's lay down from Michelle was nearly Really go what? Michelle, I'll explain. Tell it from Michelle was nearly on the cover of Ralph Magazine on Anzac Day wearing a bikini for the boys. You were so close to that being you.

So that was Nikki Webb, so you're referring to Nikki Webb's then, who was the face of the 2000 Olympics. She was, she flew around in the air? Yes. So yeah. I got down to Michelle Brasier, our guest with the podcast. And Nikki Webster. It was top two, you're in the top two. I think it's because I was too tall,

which I'm not now, but I was tall. You were tall? I was this, I've been this tall since I was 11. And you're a tall girl? And to fly, and like, I'm so tall now. I've been so tall. So you were were cuz she didn't sing did she she sang she sang she sang Very kisses no she's she released strawberry kisses. She's a strawberry kisses. She sang strawberry kisses. I remember So I need to do some suicides which is run out to the free throw one go back to the back

No wrong someone he Someone misunderstood my basket pull. That's the only one you taught me. Sorry, come on, Michelle. Well, I just, yeah, I don't know, maybe I wasn't as good as her, but I felt, vocally, I was much stronger. I thought you were stronger than Nikki Webster, when I first met you, it was one of the first things I thought. So many people say that to me.

I don't even know. Whenever I meet someone, you know this, everyone who's met me knows this. I give them a 20-kilo dumbbell. And I say, how many times can you lift this over your head? Yes, I remember this. I've done this to everyone. I did that as well.

Gaze did very well with the dumbbell. Gaze smashed the dumbbell. Gaze smashed the dumbbell. Gaze smashed the dumbbell. Brodan, who's not here, can't defend himself, he did very well with the dumbbell. Guy smashed the dumbbell. Gaze, he smashed the dumbbell. Brodan, who's not here, can't defend himself. He did very poorly. He was a weak dog. He's such a weak dog.

Such a dumb fucking weak dog. Oh, great. Tom did pretty solid with the dumbbell, but he was too busy talking about Brooklyn 9.9. Sam, a car rider, he did good with the dumbbell. Mark did very poorly with the dumbbell. A struggle with the dumbbell. But he said, oh, I reckon Tomb Raider. He did good with the dumbbell mark did very poorly with the dumbbell struggle with the dumbbell But he said I reckon tomb raider would do it good. I said get off at computer game Computer game. Yeah, and I said and I and I but I've met I've met Nicky Webster

I met her on the side okay We've all got stuck on the witch in wardrobe and she I got her to do it She did like four lifts above it. Yeah, Michelle tell her how many times you lifted the dumbbell over your head. I did 17,000. 17,000 times over her head and we can't. And I remember that day. I think the Opals could use you. I'll blow the health.

Opals are the Australian women's basketball team. If you guys want, if you're the Opals and you want me to join the team, just hashtag Michelle, please come and play basketball with us. Liz, Liz Canvage. Hey, Liz Canvage. Liz Canvage is one of the best players in the Coleslaw team. Where do I play touch? We've been to Bass Balson the world.

I played touch football once and I played hockey for a little bit. For all of us? Just for my resume if they're thinking about taking me on For all our 16 year old American fans who weren't alive in the year 2000 And don't care about Australian history the fact that Michelle was nearly Nikki Webster is huge and for our international listeners look up the cover of Ralph magazine Look up Ralph magazine, Nikki Webster.

Do you sell a little treat? Give yourself a little treat. She's got a dance school now. She's got curly hair. I had curly hair. We could be, we could have been sitting here with Nikki Webster. It would have been a sliding door scenario. Your quid of Paltrow. You have a lot of the song, Turn Back Time. Turn Back Time. Can you look up Turn Back Time?

No Tom. When I say, you look on the same backpack. When I say a treat, I just mean because it's funny and inappropriate. Not because she's. Yeah, it's not a treat, not a misogynist. Sam, I don't want to see it. Sam.

So just look, it looks. Oh really, the Anzac Day cover in particular was cool. No, she looks great actually. It looks amazing. She looks great. She looks amazing. She looks great. She looks amazing. She looks great. She looks amazing.

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And this would have been huge for you. It was Zoo. And FHM for him magazine. But do you guys remember the closing ceremony? Two weeks after the opening ceremony, they were like, we met her at the opening ceremony. Little Nikki Webster. Have a nice sing. but did you know she's all grown up and then playing the grown up Nikki Webster was Kylie Minogue on a phone or on a flip

flop, do you remember this? No, no, she's all grown up. I don't look like all grown up Kylie Minogue. So you possibly another reason I didn't get caught. But you could have been played. The Kylie Minogue could have played a grown up you. I think that's the rule. It could be Kylie Minogue's CV, Michelle Brazier. Michelle Brazier grown up. Yeah.

Yeah, probably in brackets. I wonder if Kylie Minogue on a CV has grown up, Nikki Webster. She does. 2000, 2000. She does. She does, really. Yeah. Thank you so much Andrew guys for coming in please. As always, this will be the last one from me for a while. So I just want to say thanks to the fans. I'm sorry boys, but I'm girl, but I've got to get on my basketball spaces.

Gaze, don't go in the space. Truth be told, I really like you as a character and I'm glad you're resting for a time. But Gaze, no! Michelle, Gaze, thank you so much. Michelle Gaze, Michelle. Oh my god, Michelle Gaze. Gaze, more like. You'll be retiring the character for a bit

But I will be taking it on that's sure Gaze yeah yeah, I yeah, that sounds crazy Gaze come back for a minute come back Gaze Thank you so much everyone for joining us on the anti-dynamic podcast we kind of apologize enough For the show a particularly we actually genuinely have to enough for the show. Particularly, we actually genuinely have to apologise for the audio cutouts. So sorry about that. Sorry about that. Sorry about that.

That was talking more about the overlaid. That was Tom. That was on Tom. So I'm going to retract that, sorry. If you're a Catholic and you got cheesels, hit us up on Twitter. Please let us know. Hit that hashtag. Ah, hashtag, I got cheesels. I got free cheesels or hashtag, I paid for Cheezels or hashtag I paid for my Cheezels.

I paid for my Cheezels. Michelle, where can people find you on social media or at the Melbourne International Comedy News? What are you got coming up? You got new stuff coming up? You got any shows? You got any hot stuff? At Michelle Brazier, B-R-A-S-I-E-R on the internet. And you can find me on the slot on the telly. Yes, I'll be aware of part of the slot. We're part of the comedy channel, which you guys all have. Yes, everyone has the

comedy channel who has Foxtail. We're part of a kids a television show coming up called the slot with us and super, it's just us superwaggin Michelle. Yeah, we all got together and did it every one out. Yeah, everyone else. while Gimma Shell. Yep. We all got together and did a team. Everyone else. Yeah, everyone else. Skip. We'll get to lay everyone. Uh, Michael Shanks. Uh, bunch, who should we should get on for a podcast sometime? Can you see? Can you see? Is it? Is it? Is the double denim

adventure show next to you? Double denim adventure show. So it's not called a cocky denim. No, but we will be wearing cocky denim if we can source it. Come to the double denim adventure show starring Michelle Brazier and the lovely Laura Through and I just want to bring back crazy. I want to apologize to gaysie Gaysie, hey, Zach Gaysie before we got in there. What's up dude? You want to do some layups? I want to do some layups and um great Here's a basketball. Thanks. Whoop

That's two points to you. That's great mine. Gaze. Here's another. Oh, another two points. Gaze I want to apologize. I said some real rude things to you before about sex sexual intercourse But I'm sorry Gaze. That's full on and it was rude Great that's definitely... That was definitely worth. Alright, I really thought something had come to me. I thought it would be Scrap. But we get a good Gaze Zakriff going.

Uh, all the sparks would fly. Some comedy gov- Oh, not digging. Thanks so much everybody. Thank you Michelle. Check out Double Denum and the slot. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thanks so much, everybody. Thank you, Michelle. Check out Double Denim and the slot. Bye. Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

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