Aunty Donna Podcast - Feat. MISH WITTRUP

Episode Date: November 8, 2017

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I'm sorry. That's all right. So something spooky has happened. As well as his spooky music, Tom, could we please get you to put in the old La Paul Keter suspense music? So something very Are something otherworldly something extra to restreel. Yeah Has happened in the arti donna Pokas studio this morning and that is the fact that mr. Zachary Thomas Rewain

Has has disappeared he's going we don't know where he is and we've replaced him with not one special guest but one special guest and someone else and that is Sam hello everyone I was available yeah also yeah do you want it? No, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just the you, you know, I'm not. Olga, we have one of the premium friends of ours. She is an expert person. Yeah, she does things so well.

You would know. She, you would yes. You would know. you would know you would know you would know yeah you would just know only if you don't know if you don't know then you're a dog fuck off dogs you know of her from a web series oh just a little web series go what you called it's not it's the one of the most successful web series ever made by screen Australia's Skipperhead Fund. It's 99.99. Just a little web series, it's something small. You might know miss you played Rachel. Yeah. Rachel. Hello. Hey, miss. It's not a time for that high-energy hey guy. It's that. Zach is missing. Yeah now

Let's talk you through how we got here yet the reason we've got you winners because you are our prime suspect number one fuck Did you or did you not? Fuck Zack to death Yeah, dude, okay, well mystery So it's brought to you by Lutacrate. I'm just gonna ask if you could just go back for a second. Could you maybe say that you didn't, and then for the rest of the podcast,

we'll get to the... Oh, yes. ...to the fact that you fought. I thought this was one of those yes games. Like you always say yes. Like, did you fuck Zack? Yes, I did. Yes, I did fuck Zack.

Yes, and. Yes, and. And. And now I don't know where he is Mystery best a dish best served cold Mystery a mystery a mystery a mystery um Yeah, fuck yeah, I was a little behind the a Bulls that was pretty good if I make no other good jokes today That was pretty fucking good Everything else I'm gonna do is gonna be fucking shit

Mystery okay, we can always bring it back to that. All right. Let's start with what we know We know that we showed up for work Cuz I was like a all right, yeah, you do that. Yeah All what he's what we know is Oh Sam come give me your hand cut the tunes Ow Sam here's what we know We showed up to work in approximately 10. I am this morning at our office at stupid old studios and bronze What are you gonna do this? Oh what the music?

Oh, I thought you just I didn't want that I didn't say him for it So I was afraid of getting the same punishment and a monkey, I like to be punished. Oh, I think you do like getting punished. I should have hotel room with you. You're like a little monkey on the board. Oh, you're lovely, spanky on the bottom. Swoops. So we should do the music.

So we showed up for work. Stop it Sam. Sam, please. I'm in the same. I'm trying to help. Stop it. I just want to say that I got into the office just a little bit early. It was public holiday. There was a lot less traffic. It was really good. And I got in and I played some Super Mario Odyssey. And the whole time I was here playing Super Mario I've already said is exactly once. So.

So he definitely wasn't here early and then left. Okay, I show up just after 10. Because I had a little bit of a case of slow barista. I came down with a case of slow barista. Oh, I went against slow barista. It's a no, but we love our coffee. It's almost as bad as having arthritis. So I shopped to the office at 10.

Zach is not here. No one knows where Zach is. What I want to know is, Mish. Yeah. Where were you at 10 a.m. this morning? I actually got here at quarter to 10. Interesting. So was she here before you mark no she wasn't well, so your story is Exactly checking out. I did get here at quarter to ten and I saw you drive in at five to ten

But I was Now I mean But I was on. Now I mean... I was... Excuse me? Yeah. I was in my car that faces the car park. Interesting.

Your car. You're capped. You're capped. Faced the car park. Because if I was a car, and I'm putting myself into the body of a car right there, You've got wheels, you've got oil, you've got petrol. I love to go broom, broom. Yeah, you've got a wheel. I love to drive down the Great Ocean run. You've got a steering wheel, you've got a

boot or a trunk where you keep your belongings. That's right. Your owner keeps their belongings. What are you going in the boot? What do you need? What do you need? What do you need? Stewart. Where you got some old board games. Maybe a weapon to kill, a certain long head Long head fuck face maybe m16 maybe no maybe an AK 47 no, maybe a DD Dostaville No, I maybe a golden gun maybe a silence Pp7 maybe a remote mines in the boot of my car In the boot of maybe a moon raker maybe an RC P90. What do you got in that boot? In the boot of my car, I literally have a box of old nudy calendars for University Story that up story Thickens like a shake like a shak

I scrub a Donald I think shake with a few extra scoops of ice cream. Now, what I want to know is in your boot with those Newtie calendars, because for the listeners out there, Michelle also went to drama school with us at the University of Canada. Yeah, that's right. And now I just roll failed. That's right.

But we did a, was it for fun rate? What was the point of it again? For like the social committee or something. So we got a big party at the end of the year. So we all raised money by taking photos of each other and turning it into a calendar. Yeah, but we were naked in those photos. But, but the taste for life. If you love 20 year old self-absorbed boys who weigh 16 kilos with no pants on, go get one of them calendars. I have a big old box of them guys. And something clever in front of their dick,

like a saxophone or a hammer. Yeah. I have a witcher hat. The penninger hat. Yep, I'll read it. But at all, which is hat in front of my way to construction thing. What I want to know is,

do you have a variety of year levels in there, or do you just have a plethora of your own year level? Variety, oh wait one calendar but within the calendar there's like a variety of different year levels so. But so you only have I thought okay how many calendars do you have? How many calendars do you have? Just answer the question mission we trip. Maybe two dozen of them. Two dozen. So, eight? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So you have eight of the same eight. Yeah, what? 24.

Oh, yep. Yep. Yep, that would be about right? Yep. So you have a baker's dozen, two of. That was cute. That was real cute. That was very cute.

That was very cute. Can we get back to it? My friend Zach is missing Prism dead. I just want to know whether it's worth me busting into her boot and stealing them calendars because if it's only eight of the same year level, graduating class of 2011, not worth my time, but if you got some 2008 hoties in there, I won't mention that. You haven't seen that one ever. No, I haven't. That's right. No. I want to pervon kills Haviti. You know, I didn't kill Zach.

Sorry. All right, great. Mish-mish-d in Kills' act. I didn't kill Zach. Where is dead? He's dead. He's definitely dead. Is he?

Is he? What did you say? What is he dead? No, I don't know if he's dead. I sounded like to me, you said the word easy as in short, but isabel. No, I said easy Perhaps the killer's name is is a Interesting clue, but I feel I wish we moved to another section of the mystery What let's talk about the thing Zach loves all right? That's the first thing to do. I've watched Making a Murderer.

I've watched Ken Burns as World War II documentary. The mystery must be solved. I've played Pluto as well. Well, that is a good thing to have. I've played Monopoly. Not as helpful, but we may use it. I play Destiny 2 at the moment. Okay, wait, Zach loves politics, so maybe he's in Parliament. He loves, but you know what else he loves more than politics? Is politics, tricks? What's that? He's tricky. He's got many, many tricks.

He's in Polly as amazing. As in he's a trickster, he's been got to, he's like a, he's like a, many tricks. He's like a Loki type character. Maybe he, tricks perhaps he is he loves the tricks used by the polyamorous community The people who like to fucking outside of their relationship Well, he likes the tricks they use perhaps okay, so what we're figuring out here is that Zach has gotten into a polyamorous Relationship yep with someone from a well-known political party.

That's what we've gotten so far. That's what I know. Well-known political party that would marry lots of women. Well, from this podcast, we know Ruddy. Yeah, Ruddy. Ruddy. And we know. And you know what, yeah, and Ruddy's living abroad

at the moment, abroad, if you know what? Yeah, and Rattie's living abroad at the moment. Abroad, if you know what I mean. Abroad, which is another word for like a overseas. Yeah, but like it's like. He's having a girl. Oh, like a girl. Abroad. Wait a minute. Yeah, chick.

Chick fillet. Oh, chicken burger. Chicken burger. McDonald's. McDonald's. Thick shakes. Thick. The plot. Thick versus. Burger chicken burger McDonald McDonald's thick shakes thick the plot Oh my god, we are we are right in the line right here miss. Yep What was your favorite sketch that you were in for 1999?

I'll be honest. Oh wait for 1999. I know like generally speaking All right, of them then Look Christmas one was fun hey a voice the Christmas one was fun One where we I like how in the script in that one my name was Christmas so but at no point was there any We like to do that. We that's a little that's what I call little East egg. It's fun. Hang on Christmas Easter egg. Zach loves spoof cakes. Spoof cakes. Spoof cakes. What's French for cake? Let's geto. Spoof. Geto.

Spoof. Geto. The grottoes of Italy. Italy. World War II. Paster. Mussolini. Fennel.

Fennel. Zach. Yep. We are right. I can't believe it. Hey, I'm hey on pasta pizza pasta pasta pizza. The old-scala penny Oh my back is on a best Zach Best part on his way to La Paul Keta. All right, so now we have them

on his way to La Poquetta. Alright, so now we have them... We know, what do we know? What do we know? Okay, so we know that Zach is in a polyamorous relationship with a well-known politician, potentially Kevin Rudd, who's abroad and loves breads. Yeah.

Who? Abroad oversees Italy in the grottoes of Italy. On the back of a Vespa? On the back of a Vespa. Vespa rhymes with Federcini, Scalapena. La Pocetta. La Pocetta.

Zach, we are right in the lions then here. Now I think it's safe to assume Zach's dead. Yeah. It's been safe to assume that from the very start, but what we're trying to figure out is who the, who the how the when the why and and and and when and you know you said all of them, but the what though, but the what what what what is Zach? He's dead, but why is why is Zach why is Zach dead? Spoof cakes, spoof cakes.

It's a can we when is Zach dead? Yeah, I'm not to go back to it was it 20 to 20 waiting all morning please spoof cake a spoof cake from my understanding of what a spoof cake is and look if I'm wrong just leave just correct me in the comments send us a link send us a hot link to If you just Google spoof cakes I'm sure something will come up, but it's my understanding that You get a cake like a twinkie type. Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah. Yeah. And then you rather than fill it with cream, you fill it with man cream. Okay, a spooch, bril cream. Why? Bril cream. Why would you do such a thing? To feed it to your enemies? Okay.

And then your enemy eats a spoof cake and then you go, Hey, my spoof was in that cake. He's his Well, the reaction beta that my spoof was in that cake. The answer to the friend is Yeah, like if it was like a famous person, I'd be like, I'd be a bit mad. I'd be like, got me Hugh Jackman. I spoof, but then I tell that story at dinner parties. Is is that a salt

No, it's a cake a salt you get from the ocean you miss understanding Is forcing someone to eat a cake? No, force though. You've offered. That's why you've offered it. They've said thank you so much. Entrapment. Well, it's kind of like if you in trapped men, starring Catherine Zeta Jones

and Kirk Michael Sean Connery. Kirk Michael Sean Connery. I thought it was Kirk Douglas. Her partner. What was that Michael Douglas? Her partner. Connery, Markle Sean Connery. I thought it was Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas He's an old man. I don't know where we are the web the web is Big it's a big web. Uh-huh. It is Complicated what do we know Sam?

Break it down. Okay. What? Zack is dead? Yeah. Yeah. Why? Spoofcakes. We need a rash. We need a... We need a... We need a... We need a... We need a motif. A motive. Okay. No, I'm motif. What happens between us and... Should we... I'm motifs. We need a motif. Should we call people closest to Zach? That's probably a good idea. And see if anyone knows who up, what up, why up?

Okay. What's going on? I think I'm gonna ring his, can I call someone? Of course. I'm gonna call his dearest and best friend. Okay. Here we go. Maybe they'll have some answers. All right. Hello. Tom Hietz Broden from Aunty Donna. Good mate. Do you know where Zach is? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, How do you know that Zach is dead because no one mentioned that Zach was dead Oh All right, all right the plot thickens like a gravy Mm- hmm keep going. Gravy. Keep going with the gravy analogy. You might lead to someone. Gravy. Gravy. Gravy. How does it make? Gravy. Gravy.

Gravy yeah You can't spell gravy without grave mistakes You were right at the start for a bit was Well, I just did a fart. I don't know if you caught on the podcast. So the grave mistake was that I got gas. Well, I've rang everyone I can think of. I was thinking of making a group call to some people that I know are very close to a Zach. Okay. Some friends of Zach who perform a housemates of Zach. Yeah.

Well, we'll see once we get them on the line, we'll make this group call. Okay. And then we'll, um, yeah. Let's see how we go. All right. All right. I'm, I'm ringing now. It's, it's still working.

Oh, my phone's going off. Give us a sec. Oh, mine's going off too. So is mine. How do you answer a group call? Hello. Hello. I'll go put on speaker, don't I? Hello. How are we all? Hello. Hello. Hello. Have you guys seen Zach?

No. Sam, who have you called I'm just one I've called I've called Broden Kelly I miss Whittrup and Mac Banana well it's still calling Mac god damn it Sam god damn it I've hung up what was I thought you were on a hot lead? Sam what was the Benefit Of doing that I just thought maybe we could find Zach, but we're all we're all in the room We're on the podcast together. Why can't you just look me in the face and ask me? Yeah, what the fuck? We're on the podcast together. Why can't you just look me in the face and ask me? Yeah.

What the fuck? I just some tension across this small shitty table. A little bit of a tension. You haven't looked at me for years. I'm sorry. I just, I'm sorry, Mish, I didn't. Let's, Mark, let's, you would ice-temperside for a second. Yeah, yeah.

I maybe just let this little family feud. To the people, like, people listening in a definitely wanting to listen to Sam and I. That's what I think. I think that Mark and Broden should definitely leave the room and leave this podcast. What if you and I go get a poor, poor tello down the old mill bar with these two sort out there. Carbwebs. I think there's a bit of history here that needs some Some sort now I

Am H.O. I Am H.O. I am O I am O Raffle Mayo Go guys talk speak your mind So what's what's wrong, Mesh? I'm just saying like you know you you call me rather than look me in the face and I'm sitting like fucking ten feet from you. I was just trying to even, I was just trying to find Zach's killer. I thought it was a pretty good offer though. Yeah. Didn't

work very good. No it didn't, it was a bit slow. Kind of pissed everybody off a bit. Yeah. It's good to see though. Yeah it's nice to see you. Are you doing well? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not bad. Doing pretty good. Yeah. It's nice to be with friends and, you know. I feel like I'm really happy for the listeners. Yeah? Yeah.

You think they're getting a lot out of this? I think that they got Rove. And I got Tim. Yeah, mention. But yeah, Tim mentioned they got Rove. You name dropped Tim. Sorry. He's like, like, share.

Tim. MacMannus. Just Tim. Yep. Rove like like share. Tim. Macmanus. Just Tim. Yep. Rob Macmanus. Rob Macmanus. And now they get mish from down the shops. That's real good.

And you know, that was great guys. Good day for everyone. I feel like I can breathe in this. Yeah, I feel like I feel like the town. I feel like this. I'm feeling like I'm feeling like that. I feel like everyone's going to know it's a now we can get back on track. How did you go? What did you guys get up to while we were having a chat? Well, I was drawing up some interesting red lines

from photos of people trying to find Zach. I wanted to discuss with you guys, how do you reckon Zach was killed? Oh, good question. Great question. I reckon he was getting a whole bunch of leftover Nuts, you know like you get nuts and bolts. Yeah, yeah a whole bunch of nuts and Sticking them in his foreskin and that would kill you

What the infection would be right the infection. There's other things if stuck enough in there, then you went and jumped in a river. You drowned. Yeah, you drowned out. That's how I reckoned he did it. 100%. Okay, you've changed your... No, I didn't change it. I developed based on evidence and clues

that we had in front of us. That's what a good detective does, bro. Just stick to the case. Let's get your head back out of it, get out of those books and in the streets. I'm gone, Donut. What? I'm gone for some Donut. I'm get out of those books and in the streets. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, don't, uh. What? I'm gonna offer some don't, uh.

I'm getting out of here, we're saying, I don't have too much. Everyone's just, everyone's just so much yelling at each other and everyone's so me, on the only way here is committed to the K. Could you get me here, don't, uh. What do you want? Um, like a chock coated one with like a custard filling. Mark. Mark. Mark. God damn it. Get get me one two. What do you want?

I love it glazed just normal glaze. Okay, miss Like a like a vegan one like a like a date slice A date slice with a ball nut base Yeah, raw Slice with a ballnut Bass Yeah, raw Raw I even get some matcha

Oh yeah Get your ass out And don't take your badge What? Don't take your badge Goddamn, it was a badge of mine Leave that badge here Oh the badger

Leave that badger in the desk It's my best friend You leave little Timmy in the badger desk Fuck! I'm putting him hand in my badger I'm putting I'm handing in my badger. I'm out of the Angel gum. Oh no my gum. Give me that gum. I'm gonna fight crying without my gum Hand in your gum and your badger. Here's my gum. Here's my badger You know what? He's stinking forson and never for me anyway. I always wanted to be a dancer Get you're off the cakes. No, you're off the cakes.

Oh, man, I hear that's it. You're off the cakes. Headed your gum and bad. God damn it. Now that Mark's dead. Let's delve a little deeper into La Pocate. Yeah, Mark. Yeah, what are you reading? I'm not saying lapel kid, he killed Zach. All I'm saying is, they are now my number one suspect. They're your number one suspect. They killed Zach. They well, they definitely have. You've gone, all right, well, first is, then let's not get into that. There's a whole lot to unpack there. Well, that's a lot for you to say, a gumless badger, you should badgerless man. You take away my gum, you take away my badger,

but I'm still the same, God damn person. Still on the cakes. I'm still on the cakes, I'll never leave the cakes. You're just in playing, you're playing closed guy on the cakes. Yeah. You're in your house, you're driving, you're like Danny Glover in the first sore. You just live in a home looking at the photos.

Yeah. I'm all like Robin Hood Man in Tver in the first sore. You just live in a home looking at the photos. Yeah. I'm all like Robin Hood men and tides from the first sore, if you know what I mean. You carry you. You carry you. You carry always. Oh, carry. I'm carrying you.

I'm carrying you. I'm carrying you. I'm all like the jigsaw. I'm all like the jigsaw. I'm all like the jigsaw in the first sore. I'm like I'm like just a dead. I'm dead. I'm just like the jigsaw, I'm more like the jigsaw, I'm more like the jigsaw in the first saw, I'm like I'm like just pretend the big dead. If fuck to me up when I was- Spoilers, if this word saw and Zach was a victim of the jigsaw, yeah.

Oh, who are we? And who is who? The junior jigsaw movie just came out too. So maybe Zack's watching the jigsaw movie. That film got five percent on Ron Tomatoes. Miss, how do you think that's outside? What's your number one suspect? Well, considering I fucked him last night.

Yes, okay. I've got to consider that. Yeah, that is important if you fucked him. night. Yes, okay. I've gotta consider that. Yeah, that is important if so. Are you fucked? I did fuck him. Too dead. Well fuck. I'm good, but I'm not that bloody.

Oh! Oh, I reckon I would make you bad at this. Wait, Tommy's coming back to me now. I'm good, but I'm not. I don't... I kill everyone. Well, I'm a solid six. They call you the black widow.

It's right. The spider's fucking. The black widow. The black widow. Only with the lights out and if I'm on the bottom. Okay, so something's coming back to me now. Okay. It's a fucked him.

Yep. I'm just thinking about it. All right, okay. Oh, yeah. Take that box. Okay, oh yeah, oh yeah. Take that box. Yeah, anymore anymore info. After we fucked. Was it slow and emotional or was it hard and fun?

It had emotional. It meant something. Right. Like it meant something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And after, it did the come. Uh-huh. Made it for the...

He looked me in the eyes and went, oh fuck. I've got to do a podcast tomorrow. Yeah, all right. And I was like, oh shit, you're right. Which is, I know that's what I always say after sex. Yeah, and you got... And was it, did he mention, was it WTF Mark Marin? Was it Comedy Bang Bang? Did he, did he, did he mention was it WTF Mark Marin was it comedy bang bang?

Did he did he did he talk about me? He did oh After you'd left after I fucked you oh that's right So like I fucked you that's right So he came over like you crossed paths at my front door. That's right, give me my heart. It's your turn, baby. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Last night. Yeah. I thought you fucked me last night. I did. Wait, hold on. It's true, I fucked you all. No. I did, okay. I'm lonely! I'm 29!

And you said like you're very lonely to me! Yeah? Mish, what's wrong with me? Um, oh you're just a friend. Okay. Um, cool. It's not that against you, Mish. I would say that's really cool.

It's that we all have a friendship with the girl and not I mean obviously not me and me because we fuck Maybe that and mean shit Yeah, I have fun I have fun because we're all there I would have been like to just you know hang out I was the same reason you know like when Zach and I fuck you not welcome in the room It's just because you're a friend man. I don't like to fuck my friends But I fuck you guys It's just so dark.

I actually had ages ago, so when 1999 first came out, I had a group of like... You told me at the year or the web series? The year when the web series came out. 2015, 2016. 2016. And it just been released and a bunch of girls, one of you shows, I went and saw one of your shows and a bunch of you. Thank you. You're right. He was good. Oh, thank you I'll talk to you guys review review it for you later I'm and a bunch of these girls came up to me and they recognized me like oh my god

We do Susan. I was like no the other one, but thank you and um, they were like oh, um, you know Zach We love that like he's so great interesting. Yeah, like you know, like if you guys were like the spice girls, that was their favorite spice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Jerry. And they asked me if I was dating Zach. And I said yes. Yay! Yay!

Because previously, like the week earlier, I'd gotten recognized by somebody and I got a free coffee out of it. So I thought maybe I could get something free from this young girl. So you gotta use it, you gotta use what you got. So I know it. What was the response you were hoping for?

I don't know, they just, they say, they put it on pause, they were just kind of like, oh yeah. I was like, all right, but there is a group of girls out there that thinks that Zach and I are, you know. They were your dating Zach? Have these schnitzels. Yeah.

I got these schnitzels here. Do you want them? Yeah, and then I, then I got a schnitzel out of them. Dinner for a week. I got a free coffee, got a free schnitzel, and since then no one's recognized me. Except like every once in a while people do comment on your video, something about me, which is not. We used to work at the same place.

I got you a job there. That was your boss. At the theatre. You were the boss. It was a boss. Yeah, the boss and the workplace boss in the bedroom. Yeah, you wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't know. I'll fuck your later, Sam. That's so much for living at the lab. I'm so sorry to all of you go for it. Wait, where's Zach? I, um, he's got food poisoning. He's got food poisoning. I'm so sorry to all of you go for it.

Wait, where's Zach? I, um, he's got food poisoning. He's got food poisoning. I'm so sorry to all of you go for it. Wait, where's Zach? He's got food poisoning. He's got food poisoning and we've known that from the start. Sorry everyone. He'll be back next week unless he dies from food poisoning in which we'll feel real bad about his podcast.

Thanks for having me guys. Thanks, miss. You're great. Do you want to tell us about your, you go to play? Oh, yeah, I wrote a play. Oh. When's it on? What's going on? tell us about your you go play? Oh? Yeah, I wrote a play When's it on what's going on tell us about it? Well, it's on Wednesday the 13th of December. It's a player wrote called the hitman. It's about who's it?

Naaman Raymond Martini He's in it, very funny boy We've got Michael Argus, the comedian He's very cool A plethora of people, just come down Is it... Is it filled with your wicked sense of humour?

Yeah, does it have your sharp biting wit? It's just Bishon stage light comes up Here's a list of everyone on fuck Number one, it's actually the players just zackin me fucking 25 bucks if you're under 30 it's a real good What's our where is it? Where is it on we open on Wednesday the 13th of December It's on at the meat market stables in North Melbourne come along. It's a bit of a laugh. It'll be good Thanks, and can we Google you Bakers doesn't is it?

Yeah, Bakers doesn't, that's our theatre company, so. Our theatre company? Yeah. Yeah, Google, the Hitman Bakers doesn't, it's on at the 13th of December at the old Beat the Meat Market. Come along and check it out. Thanks guys. Bye.

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