Aunty Donna Podcast - Gardening Restoration with Vaughn Monk
Episode Date: July 23, 2024In this week’s episode a Jamie Durie type named Daniel or Greg takes us to Kyneton to see the transformation of Vaughn Monk’s beautiful Metricon home and garden. Plus a rapping dog and Poo Soup. ...LINKS Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/ CREDITS Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, it's Mark Samuel Bonanno, you might know me from the Aunty Donna podcast, and
today we do a silly gardening show with a crazy character, a Vaughan Monk or something
like that.
I can't remember the name of the character, even though it was just told to me a moment ago when I was asked to do the intro for
this episode which I'm recording months after having done the actual episode. If you want to
see more from Aunty Donna head over to Aunty Donna Club dot com and check out our Patreon where you
get a lot of bonus fun content and of course the full videos to these podcasts.
Speak to you and see you even sooner.
Bye.
Welcome to the future.
Hi welcome to Nice Gardens Australia, the highest rating show on Australian television.
My name is Daniel or Greg or something and I'm in Keinton where we have a beautiful
Metricon home that is in dire need of a nice garden.
We're here talking first to the owner of the house to hear a little bit about her vision for this nice garden.
So it's basically grand designs.
It's basically grand designs, but with gardens.
Hi.
Hi, my name is Vaughan Monk.
I'm a retiree living in Kyneton. I love doing art. I love
doing pictures. I love the sweeping desert colours, oranges, yellows, dark rich browns,
clay. And I want my garden to be good. And I'm her dog.
That's my dog there.
We call him Rusty.
Okay, wow.
I'm so excited to design a beautiful garden.
That's right.
I have a talking dog.
Well, if you consider barking talking, then yeah, I suppose I am a talking dog.
And I'm Vaughan Monk.
Hi Vaughan Monk. Hi, Vaughan Monk.
I'm so excited to get started on a beautiful garden
that captures the colours, the look, the feel of Australia
and that unique history of Kytan.
I am so sorry though, and we will get to the garden,
but can we talk about the talking dog here?
Ask me who my favourite character
in the Pixar film Up is. Is it the dog? It's Doug, yeah, it's talking dog. Ask me who my favourite character in the Pixar film Up is.
Is it the dog?
It's Doug, yeah, it's the dog.
I relate to that one the most.
You've got more of a Brian from Family Guy thing going on though.
Family Guy?
I worked hard in my career but I love doing art now and I want my garden to reflect that.
Here are the issues with the garden.
I keep pissing in it.
Because I'm a dog.
Yeah, great.
You seem to be freaking out a bit.
So basically what happens is I'm here to talk to Vaughan, we're just getting some...
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry if I'm taking up the...
Yeah, no, no, that's fine. We're just getting some clips.
When he mic'd me up I just assumed you wanted me to talk, but...
What's the problem? I'm Vaughan Monk.
I'm redesigning my garden.
I have a talking dog called Rusty.
That's the problem is the talking dog.
He also is heavily affected by the culture movements of the late 90s.
Like you remember the wassap sort of thing?
Wuzap.
Oh he doesn't wassap.
So you know wassap but not Family Guy.
But I only know that because I've seen scary movie loves was up, but he also wears not now
But usually because I'm Vaughn Monk
Usually he'll wear Hawaiian shirts and bucket hats
Okay, and says he does a lot of weed, but I know he doesn't and let me tell you right now
Woodstock 99 that was was the craziest gig I've ever been
to in my life.
You can't have been alive then.
Culturally he is this though, like an Australian in 1990.
Like an Australian in 1998, he acts like he lived through American Pie.
He acts like he was in American Pie.
Does he wear Mambo tops?
Yeah, that's his, but only the shirt ones, not like a t-shirt one a button up shirt
ones yeah and he loves him yeah and I got him Limp Bizkit for Christmas oh I
love that three dollar bill y'all but I'm here's my top problems with the
garden that I need fixed and we'll get to that Vaughan right so that's the
whole concept of the show right so you tell me your problems you tell me what
you want I help design or we get in designers.
Sorry, I haven't seen the show we're referencing here. Well, this one I'm using my son who is a
landscaper and he's going to design it with... So don't I just come and watch you do it? Yeah.
It's not even a... Oh, that's what grand design is. Yeah, it is grand design. I think I was
thinking, I think I had in my head like a Channel 9 show, but you can only do that if you've got
sponsorship. Would you mind if I'm so sorry to interrupt?
Fuck dog!
Fuck it out!
Yes, don't be afraid by the dog.
Sure he can speak but he's as cool as ever.
Hit it!
Woof woof, woof up and down.
A woof everywhere, all around town.
The way I read the news is I smell where people have done a whiz.
I call other dogs people. Because to me they're other people.
People are things and so am I and here I go I'm gonna rhyme.
I'm Mr Dog, Mr Wolf, Woofie woof woof that's my doof.
If you don't want to know what's going on get out of here and smoke a bong. I love weed and drugs, but I've gotten sober
because I've done some bad things with the cops.
What do you know?
And where do you go?
I like to walk all around town.
Wipe my tail when I'm happy, not when I'm sad,
but who knows what's going on today? I wish that I had a way with words But I don't
I'm a dog word
And I'm gonna keep going
Cause that's the way I roll On all four legs
Quadruped don't you know
Give me a pat on my little back Show me a treat, that's a snack I like to eat bones
He's the talking dog
That's right I am and I thought this rhyme would end
A little while ago but don't you know I still got more flow
I'm a German Shepherd and I miss sheep
I wish I was in the wild but I don't mind being domesticated
Cause I got four feet and I got a little jumper that he gets from Pet Barn
Don't you know that it's a yarn when I go and I do
Wow
That's the way I like to flow
Oh yeah, don't you know I'm a little doggy in this world today
I got a tail that'll wag all day
And I like to eat my food off a floor
And a little bowl's on the floor
Tiled for, cupped for, wooden floorboards
I don't care where you put my little bowl
Just fill it with water and dry food
Or wet food, whatever you want
I don't care, I've got a spot on my eye
that's why they call me spot but not like the dog from the picture story
books I'd love to stop I'd love to stop doing the rhyme at some point but I can't
cuz the beats not mine I just love to rhyme he's a talking dog, get out of here! WHAAAAP! Wow, I've seen a talking dog before, but can this dog rap?
Yeah, I guess I can!
I can rap all day, all day long!
Cause I got a really big chlong!
When I bend over to take a shit, you know you can look at my dick it gets real hard
okay I can see that this dog can talk which is pretty crazy
but I bet it can rap no I can rap I can I just did some
rap before and now I gotta go some more
I'm a little dog woof woof woof get out of my way
I'm gonna smoke chuff I'm a weed smoking dog
put my hat on backwards. Eat a frog. If that
frog's gonna get crazy, don't you know that I am lazy. Lay on the couch, pat my tummy.
Wow, a talking dog. No, don't. Please don't anymore. I've got to, I've really got to go
outside. See, a dog's life, a dog's life is only seven years for every year. So he's wrapped now for like a year.
So we've seen Vaughan's backyard, we've heard her vision and some of the things she's trying
to solve.
And her dog wrap.
You've met the dog.
And you've met the dog in wraps.
And we've met the talking dog.
But that's kind of irrelevant, we'll probably cut you, I'm sorry.
Really?
If this was a show about talking dogs or miraculous miracles sure but it's about gardens and cotton.
Ask what my favorite movie is.
What's your favorite movie?
Cats and Dogs man.
It's a fucking sick film.
I thought you would have said DC super pets.
Goldbloom's in that yeah.
I like the, pardon?
Goldbloom's in that yeah.
Goldbloom.
Goldbloom.
Goldbloom.
Or is he in the second one? Is Goldbloom in Cats and Dogs?
Goldbloom.
I've not seen any of the films. I tend to more spend my time looking at rich desert colours, which I want for my back of
the eye. I bet you watch a bunch of mediocre French films, don't you? I've seen some. Yeah,
mid-budget, three star film but with subtitles. My favourite film is Paris, Jatame, whatever.
My favourite film is Life is Beautiful. Why?
The Oscar film.
I did like that film and it got a bit of a bad rap.
Got a bit of a backlash, but maybe I need to read it.
Do you know what's crazy? I cannot tell what colour your shirts are.
Yeah, because you've got different eyes, but you can smell them in ways that we never could.
So let's, you know, not...
I can smell your stink from a mile away. Don't you know that it's okay? I can smell where you from a mile away.
Don't you know that it's okay?
I can smell what you've been all day.
I know that you haven't used a bidet because your ass is full of shit.
So I'm going to come back in a couple of weeks.
Yes.
Do we just do the grand designs thing?
Yeah.
See how you're going.
I'll be back in a couple of weeks.
See how you're going.
Do you have any pig trotters?
I've got a pig's ear.
That's for me.
Aw, really?
So it's weird for a person to eat dried pig's ear but not for a dog at all.
Where did you get it?
A pig's ear?
How does it hear?
Well, it's dead.
The whole pig.
Awful.
It's dead.
We killed the whole pig. I like the way it squeals. The whole pig. Awful. It's dead. We killed the whole pig.
I like the way it squeals. They know, they know, they know. I can't speak pig, I only speak wolf.
But do you understand the joke I was doing there? Vaughn! How you doing Vaughn? Are we back?
What? Are you back here again? Yeah, hey, I'll come back. Hi. Wait, was there a time limit? Cut to.
Hi, I'm back in Kighton.
I'm the host of the show that Brodom watched and said that we should do a podcast about,
but then I didn't have time to watch the show.
Vaughan's a real person, by the way, which I don't know how I feel about that.
So, I'm here-
But she doesn't have a real talking dog.
Yeah, that's true. The talking dog was- Well, we don't know that....imag'm here. But she doesn't have a real talking dog. Yeah that's true the talking dog was
well we don't know imagination added by Mark. Hi I'm here on the host. This is a parody of a real episode of a show.
Hi I'm a Jamie Jury type. With a ripper bod. But no well like more normal. Maybe I used to be in a band. Often ABC people used to be in a band. And I'm here today to say I'm gonna
find out which way Vaughan has gone with a special little garden. Hope she's having lots
of fun and I wanna know how's she doing. Has she got the sand flowing or is it just wood
and frames? Hey Vaughan.
That's the way you do it, you just cut me off.
You just cut it off.
Well I'm a dog, you're my master, I have to do what you say to me because that's all I know.
That's all I've known since I was a puppy so low to the grou-
Vaughan?
Hi, it's lovely to see you again.
I'm a motherfucking hero and I'm back on my gun.
Gonna be here and it's really a lum.
Lummin.
Lummin.
That's enough rapping, dog.
But I beatbox, I'm a dog that, why aren't you impressed by that?
Well, you can talk, you can beatbox.
I mean, it's not... The leap from...
The leap from barking to talking is more impressive than the leap from talking to beatboxing.
Do you know yesterday I ate a whole entire piece of my own shit?
Me too.
What?
What?
It's weird for a dog to talk.
It's not weird for a dog to talk, but it's weird for me to eat my own shit.
A little bit.
So as soon as a dog does something like a person, we're all like, that's fine.
I do something like a dog.
Well, I can be trained.
I don't think it's acceptable.
Dogs have the design to be able to, I guess, work through things with high bacteria levels
in them.
They can eat raw food. A human should not eat its own poo.
I cooked the poo.
That doesn't make a difference.
I boiled it into a soup. I got it over a hundred degrees.
You're the host of ABC Garden Restoration?
Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm that guy and I put my poo in a big pot of boiling water. I boiled it for 10 minutes.
There were no germs.
Oh, I don't know about that, man.
It does make it for me.
It makes it for me slightly better.
Really?
Does it make it better?
No, see, I could-
Does it make it better?
Yes.
As a dog who, you know, mostly I work off instinct.
I could understand-
And your favourite, your bands from the, you like bands from the late 90s.
Oh, I fucking, I froth Lincoln Park and Ill Nino.
Surely though, now that you can talk, with that comes, look we don't know.
With that, we don't know, but with that comes some cognition that allows for decisions beyond
instinct.
Don't think you're off the hook about eating your boiled up shit either.
Well, because I was going to say, I could understand the instinct of going, you see your own shit,
you're like, oh, I want to know, and then you just go for it. But the preparation of boiling the shit,
even though that might be better for your time in the end, still doesn't make a lot of sense to me that you would go and put that much preparation in to eating your own shit. You've never thought to yourself
this is less for the doc this is more for the person you've never thought to
yourself after a nice poo you've never heard that?
Me?
Yeah.
Me?
Vaughan Monk?
Yeah.
No.
Brody Kelly?
Yeah.
I mean, I've done some fucked shit on the Aunty Donna podcast, but this is truly the
moment I know I'll never be a politician.
The poo soup is the thing that would bring me down.
You don't think you'll lead the Greens party to a Melbourne victory after this?
Nah, I'm not going to be a politician. It would help some politicians.
Yeah, it would be like Kevin Rudd's strippers. You know, I used to think that Zach was this
unattainable hoity-toity type, but now
that he, now I know he likes poo soup like the everyman. Well he's thought about poo soup like
the everyman. It shows he's not perfect. He has rough edges. I was in New York City, I was working and the guys wanted some poo soup! What was I gonna do?
That's a really funny...
That's a really funny... Just doing the Kevin Rudd stripper scandal, but it's about poo soup.
You know, I actually quite like him a bit more now that I know he's eaten poo soup.
He's relatable. He's relatable.
In a way I didn't think he was before.
Do you want to talk about my garden?
What we're doing?
You've done some fucking frames up.
You've done a bit of a screen in front of the fucking fence.
Did you watch the episode?
It looks good, but no, because you always do a fucking screen.
I know what you've done. You've done some sand.
You've done some fucking plants, different areas.
You've got to do it like rooms, like a house.
It's the same logic as fucking architecture.
All right.
I'll see you in a couple of months.
Bye.
Hi, welcome back to Kite and I'm a Jamie Jury type, fun, accessible.
Um, I'm the kind of guy that you wish your daughter
married. I am here today in Keiton. Change. What? What? What was that?
What was this? You know that improv game Change? No. Where you...
I think anyone that listens to this podcast knows that we're not good at impressions.
So you change to the game where it's like...
Change!
Okay, so the game is like where you go to the shops...
Change.
It's the game where you go to the cafe.
Ah, right.
Where someone says change and then you change.
Okay, so we're in outer space now.
Change.
Not Kytan.
We're back in Kytan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Sorry, I'm really... Change. I'm not sorry. Change. Not Kytan. We're back in Kytan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
Sorry.
Change.
I'm really, I'm not sorry.
Change.
I am sorry.
Change.
I'm not sorry.
Change.
I am sorry.
Change.
I am sorry.
Change.
I'm not sorry.
No, you just go on now.
Um, now I know this is off topic.
Change.
This is very on top change
This is a medium amount of topic change
Change back. This is three quarters. Do the original one now
I know this is off topic, but have you guys seen sandwiches of history or Instagram change?
All right, I'm Jack in cotton. It's real good. It's a real good Instagram
Alright, I'm back in Kytan. It's real good, it's a real good Instagram.
We found it.
I'm back in Kytan.
And Vaughan's finished her fucking garden, eh?
But her dog died.
But it came back as a dog ghost.
What's up?
Alright Vaughan, I'm the same, I'm just slightly transparent.
Is this the idea?
Hey Vaughan.
My only concern, I'm Vaughan Monk, is the idea of a talking dog who then died and then
came back to life as a ghost too interesting and good for this network?
I don't know Vaughan, it seems like your beef.
Change. It seems like your beef. Change. It seems like your chicken.
Change.
It seems like your veal.
Change.
It seems like your pork.
Change.
That seems like your beef.
Nice, we found it.
Vaughan, it sounds like your chicken.
You've got, you've taken a big backyard, you've broken it up into different sections.
I don't feel comfortable with having someone on my land who ate poo soup. Change! I feel very comfortable
about having someone on my land who ate poo soup. We found it! We found it! Can I guess what your garden looked like?
You got sand, you got some screens up. Wait a second. That's not what it looked, it looked different to that.
You got some outdoor furniture, you got a water feature, you got a fire.
But what did I say I love?
Sand, desert shit.
Yeah.
I need to, I'm a ghost dog and I need to go tell you guys about my travel script after
life.
No, I'm not going to wrap it.
Change.
Sorry.
And we found it.
And we found it.
Good, this is good.
Change. On my journey. Change. On my twisted sister.
I imagine your change. I imagine your like life as a dog and whatnot. Afterlife was like
you know Hercules afterlife. Imagine there was like lots of Afterlife was like, you know, Hercules Afterlife. Imagine there was
like lots of ghost dogs being like, ooh, and you're on a boat.
Change.
I imagine your afterlife was like that Robin Williams one where it's all paintings, you
know, where it's all, and you're smushing through paintings, you know that one from
98?
Change.
I imagine your afterlife was like a ghost story starring Rooney Mara and has a great little bit where you go through time great bit
I fuck I want to wait ghost dogs story. No ghosts. Oh, I with
the guy in the sheet with
What's his name beautiful beautiful beautiful change ate the pie and ate the whole pie a sad film
I on my journey. I discovered the best recipe for poo soup and I
wanted to know if Broden wanted to eat this poo soup that I found. Well I have to ask him. Oh I
mean Vaughan Monk. No that's a bit rough she's a real person. Can you be Broden now? Change you're
Broden. Hi. Do you want to eat this poo soup?, I want to eat it all up yummy! Oh, okay, I was hoping you'd say no and then I'd say change.
Gross, I was just joking.
You're a freak.
Oh, I didn't know.
I didn't know you were just joking about eating Poo Soup.
I would never eat Poo Soup, you freak!
Change!
I would never eat Poo Soup, you weirdo!
Change.
I would never eat Poo Soup, you dork!
Change.
I would never eat Poo Soup, dork! Change. I would never eat Poo Soup you person who is different to me.
I'm not going to judge you just because you won't eat Poo Soup.
No change the Poo Soup bit.
No I won't, I would never eat Poo Soup.
Change.
I would never eat Poo Soup.
You've ruined the game, you can't just add things.
You're the worst at this game.
Change.
At least I wouldn't eat Poo Soup. You're the best at this game. Change. You are, you're alright at the game. You can't just add things. You're the worst at this game. Change. At least I wouldn't eat poos. You're the best at this game.
Change.
You are... you're alright at this game.
That's fair.
Um, I just want to say I've had so much fun.
Have we done this before on the podcast?
We used to have the, uh, we used to have the, um...
compromise sound.
That's right.
Brr brr brr brr brr.
That's right.
Brrrrrrr.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Brawl. Change.
So we've had a fun little-
Change.
So we've had a bad little improv game today where we pretended we were on a show that
Broden watched on ABC a few weeks ago and we played a real person.
Mark played a talking dog, then the ghost of a talking dog.
I think what's most interesting today is that we learned that Proto Kelly likes to eat poosoo.
Yeah, that's wild.
The most interesting thing for me is that-
A large portion of this episode, Zach, was about you talking about the details of how
you got and prepared poosoo.
That was a character I was playing.
Broden, we all know the only large portion you enjoy is a large portion of poo soup,
all right?
So let's not start throwing.
And I'll sit here and take that on the chin.
And in the mouth.
Broden, I am so sorry for bullying you with this poo soup maneuver.
That's what I call it.
It's the poo soup maneuver. You talk about eating poo soup and then you turn on the poo.
A poo-noo-ver.
A poo-noo-ver. And dear listener, I know you're all thinking, obviously they bank them, they
talk about not banking them. And this whole podcast has a real energy of last one of the
day.
No, no, no.
You know, after we've done a couple of good ones that we're happy with, we've gotten to
the end of the day and we've got to get one more out.
We arrived 20 minutes ago.
But 20 minutes ago to the studio.
Full night's sleep.
First one of the day.
So let's just see.
So wait, look, I'm going to lift the curtain and say we are banking three today.
And I'm curious I'm very very curious if this was number one join
us next week for an even worse podcast. Lindsay I'd love some sad music yeah
Lindsay because I have something to break as well for the visual aspect of
this podcast. Do you want to break up the poo in your soup you freak? Change. Do you want to break up the poo in your soup, you freak? Change. Do you want to wait till it gets...
Do you want to solid the soup in your...
Do you want to wet the soup?
Solid the poo in your soup?
Maybe instead of break up the poo, keep it solid?
I don't know what I meant to do there. Solid made me, I don't know. Shmush it?
Um, I just wanted to address, we've set the table up today with four seats.
Oh yes.
And one person's not here.
Um, this is just in memory of Adrian. Hit it.
Um, Adrian...
Has left the group. Adrian has left the group.
Adrian has left the group.
Adrian Dean.
What was his middle name?
C.
Cunt?
I don't know, it was Adrian C Dean.
It could be anything.
Adrian C Dean.
We're breaking the news.
We're breaking the news.
You may have noticed since about 2014, 2013.
Which was Lani.
End of 2012.
Which was last week.
No, no, end of 2012.
2013.
But 2013 was the year we did Showbag.
No, 2014 was.
And then we went to Edinburgh 2014.
I wish I was dead.
And it is 2014.
I mean, it is 2014.
I mean, it's not.
Sorry if you've been wondering how far we've banked it.
You may have noticed that Adrian hasn't been around
for a few episodes or shows or TV series or videos.
That's because he's gone on to have a great career
in the corporate world.
He's a normie.
He's a normie now and that's okay.
He wanted that life of white picket fence, beautiful partner.
Yeah, life.
Change.
A dead partner.
Change.
A partner that was alive and and and just full of beans change a partner that was full of legumes
change a partner that had no legs change a partner with
two
hands and feet change a partner with
With no a partner A partner in crime.
We found it.
We found it?
I think as we remember Adrian, who was in a couple of our early YouTube videos
in our first two shows, for anyone who doesn't know who Adrian is,
as we remember Adrian, I thought it'd be nice to go around in a circle
Share a big bowl of warm poo soup
Just say why you brought The poo you were the first guy to say you ate poo soup. I think he does protest too much
What do you mean by that? I think he does protest too much. It's alright if you like poo soup, Broden. No one cares. Let's just move on.
I'm not claiming that I don't like poo soup. In fact, I love it.
The only issue I have is some people who initially claimed to love poo soup are now saying they've never had poo soup change.
I don't...
I don't know what he's meant to do with that.
I don't.
How is he meant to change?
Well, what would you suggest I do there?
I was trying to...
Well, you know, I don't know.
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I said change.
Change?
I can't. I really don't know what to change there,
because I just am genuinely sorry
that I made that mistake.
Let's go around. Let's go around.
Let's go around in a circle.
Yeah, I'll start.
And just, well, we've got to talk about what we're going to do.
But I just want to start.
I want to start.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But let me finish what I was going to say.
Let's go around in a circle.
I wouldn't interrupt you.
I would never interrupt you.
Let's go around the circle and talk about favorite type of poo soup.
Great.
My favorite poo soup is poo chowder.
Initially, a New Hampshire version of the dish.
Every time I'm in Boston, I'll have poo chowder.
For me, my favourite favourite poo soup is no flavour.
I've never had it before.
It's disgusting.
It's gross. Yeah me too. I would never
Never engage with whose soup as a dish even joke about it is disgusting
Yeah, I would never even joke about it ever
Bro, I'm sorry. I feel like we're bullying Broden now and during what this time of morning
Because people probably turned 12. Oh, sorry during this this time of morning, because people are probably... It's just turned 12.
Oh, sorry, during this time of afternoon,
because we have lost Adrian, and people are probably like,
that seat's empty, we miss Adrian.
But remember that we never really liked him.
But, yeah, we still hang out with him.
Change, say change.
Change. No, I don. Change, say change. Change.
No, I don't know what to change.
I want to say one thing as I mourn for Adrian.
Yeah, after noon.
A lot of people are probably, as I after for Adrian,
because I only said half of morning,
then I said mourn.
So after.
As I after for Adrian.
A little more than half.
After noon.
After noon. As I after for Adrian. After noon. than half. After... After... As I after... Afterno?
I think afterno... Afterno... Afterno... As I afterno... For Adrian, I... I... A lot of people are
probably sitting here going, why are you crying? He just got a normal job. But
you've got to understand, for the folk, we're the carnies.
Yeah, we're carnies.
We're the traveling carnies for the traveling.
We suck up a fringe.
The traveling artiste for a man to become a normie,
to go the way of the business.
That is like a death to our kind.
I did really like Adrian.
I'm sorry that I said we didn't like him.
Change.
I'm not sorry that I said we didn't like him, even though I didn't mean it.
Well done, well handled.
Thanks man.
Let's go around, well let's throw, Lindsay's prepared us a montage of some of Adrian's
best moments from the Aunty Donna podcast, which we started recording in 2016. Hmm.
Let's listen to those right now.
Yeah, wow, very beautiful.
The music or the clips?
The clips that we just heard.
Hmm, well there wasn't any.
Yeah.
Because, ah, you got me there.
Although, you got me there, I was lying.
What is interesting about that?
The Emperor sees he is nude now.
Adrian has been on the podcast though, I just want to...
Has he?
Yeah, as a guest once.
Well, anyway, yeah, join us next week for an even worse podcast.
Yeah.
This is, what do we call this episode um
poo soup poo soup with Vaughan Broden loves poo soup. Broden loves poo soup? No that's mean. Well I
think it ruins the joke. Oh okay. What about gardening restoration? Gardening
restoration yeah with what's her name Vaugh. And also, Vaughn Monk.
Also got a great idea for a clip, right?
You know how at the end of his rap I said,
I'm talking dog, but can he rap?
Put that at the top.
Then you do the rap, but after I say that,
that's a great little clip for Instagram.
What are you trying to figure out the socials?
Why not? Get it fucking done.
Usually we have this conversation after the podcast.
But this is entertainment here!
No, I think they need to know.
We're a fucking entertainment powerhouse.
I think turn the sad music off.
I think it's changed the energy in this room.
I'm an EP, motherfucker.
Hey, Zach, calm down.
I'm a fucking EP, motherfucker.
I'll fuck you up. I'm an EP, how do you do?
I like to do a poo
Put it in a soup and give it to Broden
Oh fuck
And, uh, well goodnight Australia
Goodnight
Oh no
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