Aunty Donna Podcast - Getting Ready To Record A Podcast (LAN Party 11 Part 1)

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, it's Zach Rowane from Aunty Donna here. We've got a very exciting podcast as the LAN party boys, some characters we play, some teenage boys are getting ready to do a podcast. If you like this and you want to see the visual side of it, check out the Aunty Donna Club. That's our Patreon, Aunty Donna Club that's our patreon auntydonaclub.com otherwise enjoy the episode. Hey guys thanks for coming back and thanks for coming to my home where we're gonna do this podcast because the last one... I think we just fucking roll like one of my favorite podcasts is WTF by Mark Maron. Yeah. So when you're a little
Starting point is 00:00:59 bit older you'll appreciate that. No, I listen to every episode, I know a lot. When you're a little bit older and you genuinely get into his back catalog from the early 2011s, and you start to hear some of them really interesting ones from the WTF. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, so that's what stands for what the fuck, and he starts every episode with what the fuck fucksters, what the fucking ears, what the fuck, what the fuck are carlicks? No, I know, I know. And then he ends with boomer lives, which is his cat. So, and he'll talk to some fascinating people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:30 And. But yeah, no, he just turns the mic on, he rolls, he doesn't give a shit. I think just fucking do that. But I find that it results in inconsistency in the episode and in the structures. And I actually, I'm a slave for structure, man. Like I'll die, I'll die for something well structured.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Like, you know, I can't, like I'll see an improv night if they're doing a Harold, but I won't see one. I'll see an improv night if they're doing a Harold. What's a Harold? A Harold is a well, God. Come on, man, you gotta get out. You gotta get out of the city. I've got an improv comedy, man, I'm too busy.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Dude, it's where like. I'm too busy. Dude it's where like? I'm too busy getting it done. Where do you think like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, like where do you think they fucking? They're Second City graduates. Yeah, yeah. So that's one of the schools of comedy, so if you want to go to SNL. That's where they were, they were in the trenches. That's the school, that's the school. You gotta get in with Lorne Michaels,
Starting point is 00:02:25 and then you audition, and then you're on your way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So what are we doing here today? We're gonna do, cause the last podcast we did didn't quite work out. We only did one episode and sort of like dropped off, so I thought maybe we'd do a bit of a rebrand,
Starting point is 00:02:42 record another episode, but I'd like to just go through and talk about I can talk to you why that one fell off and like the value of how to do proper podcasting that's gonna cut through. That's the only podcast you've done though. Yeah but I've said I could watched that you know of. Do you have other ones just for your friends? So what I want to say is that like what we need is firstly a red curtain behind me yeah and a shot on you yeah and then I sort of come in and like there's like a sign behind me like a beer sign or something yeah is this WTF again no is it just general no no no and I sit there and I'm jacked and yeah and maybe I'm
Starting point is 00:03:21 smoking a cigar or like Josh Rogan. I have a podcast. I can give some pointers on podcasts. What? What? What did you say? I do my churches podcast. Oh, do you?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yeah, I run that and I could give some pointers on that. Yeah, I'm sure it's very popular. No, well it is. It is. In what way? Yeah. In what way? In what way? It's um.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah, Jesus is listening. Ha ha ha. Well, he's listening to everything, but I don't talk about religion. Right. With you guys. You've told me that you're both atheists. It's bogus, man.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Or agnostics. Let me ask you a question about it. By your, do you believe everything the Bible says? Most of it, yeah. Oh yeah, so then I have to give a pig to my neighbour every day? No, not necessarily. The Bible says that, man. But excuse me, can I ask you in a retort?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Are you saying my mum is a monkey? No, but like we did evolve. We did evolve from the apes and the beasts. So you're saying my grandmother is a monkey? I'm saying that your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great ancestors were potentially off-prime. Are you saying that I come from a monkey? There's a lineage.
Starting point is 00:04:34 There's a lineage, bro. Okay, sure. We've got a difference of opinion. You think we come from monkeys. Yeah, no, you're right. Some bearded man in the sky formed us out of dust and clay. No, you know, yep, that's my opinion. Your opinion is that my mum is a monkey. Let's just get down to brass tacks.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Can I tell you about my podcast? Yeah. What do you want to know about podcasting? Well first of all. It's the biggest why it's the it's only the fourth biggest Christian podcast Really? Yeah, you're on the fourth biggest Christian podcast in Australia in the world in the world Well, my church was Australian, but the son of the guy who started it. Yeah moved to America Got in with some pop stars and now it's the biggest church in the
Starting point is 00:05:26 world. Oh my god. We're good. I think we're good. You sure? Yeah. I can give pointers if you want. Well it's very different because we're trying to appeal to that sort of nerd culture, which is cool. Like, nerd culture used to be like-
Starting point is 00:05:40 Not that virgin stuff. No, no, no, no, no. Like- Virgin Christian stuff. No, because like- Like nerd-dom. Yeah, like- Nerd fandom. Yeah, yeah, like comic book lore. Like, no, no, no. Virgin, Christian stuff. No, because like... Like nerddom. Nerd fandom. Yeah, yeah, like comic book lore. Like you'd actually love Superman.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah, the difference between Christian, because we're all virgins and nerds. Who aren't virgins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah. Because you're not a virgin anymore, are you? I've never done the main one. I'm saving that for marriage.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, right. Which is? Like penis in vagina. I will never do penis in vagina until I'm married because obviously then it's me, my penis, their vagina, and Jesus. I got actually a vasectomy over the summer so I could just go. What? A vasectomy? Yeah, I got a vasectomy over the summer. How old are you? I'm 15. 16. What happened? Yeah, talk me through what you believe a vasectomy is and what happened and when it happened
Starting point is 00:06:40 and who gave this the okay. Well, like, yeah, no, like a vasectomy is when they get inside your nutsack and there's a little tube in there, right? That's where the cum is. Sounds right so far. Because you've got two little, I guess, sort of like nuggets or like balls. Not like, you know, there's... And there's tubes from them. Yeah, and there's tubes that go into your dick, right?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Oh, is that how... Yeah. Yeah, and there's tubes that go into your dick, right? Why's that how? Yeah, and then they go in there. It's not, it's very not invasive, just micro, like a whole small hole, small micro, didn't even put me under. I don't think it's legal. And I said I didn't even want to go under. Did they ask for your identification at any point or?
Starting point is 00:07:22 I got, it's like I got a mate's dad is a doctor and on the down-low, he was like, I told him about my sexual escapades and where I was going with it and stuff and he was like, I can help you out with this if you want me. And it's reversible. Your friend's dad. Your friend's dad who is a doctor. Cut your nuts up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Because of you having a lot of sex, he didn't encourage you to use condoms or anything Well, I was like ma'am you'll learn man. It just feels so different without one Okay, and once you've done it you can not go back. What's this person's name? Pardon? Can you give me some information? I can't give you no I can't give you his name man. I don't wanna get Can I see your nuts? Do you want one? Can I see your nuts? You can have his keyhole surgery mate Yeah, but I want to see the little cut on your nuts. It's grown over. It's grown over. Well I've got, I'm very hairy down there.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Spoof right now. What? I can't see. I want to see your spoof. I don't believe you had a vasectomy. I did man. Then how come not one girl I've been with has gotten knocked up? Explain that.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I don't think you have slept with... I don't think you've bedded anyone. Guys, save it for the podcast. Yeah, we should be talking about this on the podcast. Because we're going to be talking about James Gunn's DC Universe, right? And how it's shaping up. Yeah. Right, let's do it. Alright, you ready? But let's just make sure we don't make the mistakes.
Starting point is 00:08:46 What's wrong with your voice? I just got a little... sorry, it's the side effects from the vasectomy. Ah, yeah. I've prepared some music, I've composed some music. And I've got the intro ready if you want. Yeah, great. I've got a few options of music that I've composed in my lab, my sound lab. Yeah, awesome. At home with guitars and drums.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Oh, you made the music yourself? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to hear it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Sick. Well, I've tried to get it a bit eclectic, essentially. Give it a bit of, I've tried, you know, you'll see.
Starting point is 00:09:22 So this is the first one. What'd you think? It's really good. Just wait for it to drop. Yeah. I was watching a lot of Shogun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really good. Did you do this with midis?
Starting point is 00:09:43 I did this with my keyboard. Oh nice. Yeah, alright that's the first one. Just whipped that up in the morning over some... That's truly incredible. The mix needs some work but yeah, it's quite good. I wrote it, I wrote it, I wrote it. Yeah, you just need to get those skills on exactly how to like layer it and bring the best out of it.
Starting point is 00:10:03 If you ever want some... I know how to do composing of music. Yeah, I know you know how to like layer it and bring the best out of it if you ever want some I know how to do And some the composing of music. Yeah, I know you know how you were getting your nuts chopped off I was learning the art of the of the MIDI and then I'm chopped off just altered so that when I do I Come inside someone. Yeah, I don't want to know do you want to hear? I have no chance you want to hear second track because I don't need a kid in my life right now, man. I've got so much other shit going on. What about like chlamydia and stuff? No, I get a health check every week.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Doctors every week to get checked. All right, here's track number two. Very similar. Very similar already. So far. So far, yeah. Let's just see what happens when I take it up a notch. This is all incredible, man. This is like professional production.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I made it. You just did this with keyboard and MIDI. And my guitars and drums. You played live instruments? Yeah, I whipped it up in my sound lab. It needs some work. How did you record them? It's good, but it needs some work. Really? If you ever need a hand getting like the most fidelity out of what you're putting out there.
Starting point is 00:11:11 There is a fullness to this sound I have never heard from someone my age. Nah man, I could show you some things. If you were to give me this, give me some Pro Tools. Give me Pro Tools. Alright, that's track two. Not a lot going on there, doesn't really. The level of restraint is unparalleled. I'm not saying it's not good, I'm just saying it needs work.
Starting point is 00:11:36 If you ever wanted a producer to come on board to take your shit to the next level, just give me a holler man, you got my number. When we did the music production class together at school, like that was like a month ago. Thank you, yeah. Thank you. The best you were able to do was a midi version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Yeah, it's been a big month. It's been a big month. This is insane. And the final, the penultimate and final clip. Yep.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Here it is. Is this not the one that you played before? Oh, no. How did you do this? How did you do these violins? What are they? What is the instrument? It's a flute. A flute? Did you play this or is this a MIDI? This is a call to my Celtic heritage.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Was this just a synth on your keyboard? I whipped it up in my sound lab. But how did you do it? It's been a big month. Yeah, nice. It's getting better. It's getting better. I can see your progression. We'll cut it there. So which one do you choose? None of them really work for this. No, none of them work great for this, but um, they're fun little things that you're playing with man. I can see where you're going with it. You got potential, kid.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I can't believe this. I've composed three moving filmic scores for our podcast and you're rejecting all three? I mean we can play one of them but I think you need to understand there's like copyright laws now in place that if you didn't compose any of these pieces of music, even if you use samples, it will mean that our podcast gets pulled as soon as we put it up. I wouldn't worry about that. Are you sure? As sure as I'm sure that Mark had his nuts all cut up at 16.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Not all cut up. I'm not confident he did. No, no, a small surgery I didn't even have to go under for. I think, look, let me look you both in the eye. You have nothing to worry about. If this goes up, we don't have the rights to this music, you know. This is the sort of thing that like, you know, with a big podcast network that was attached to a radio yeah you know they would have the rights to it but if you didn't compose are you sure you
Starting point is 00:14:11 compose this we are we are sound as a pound baby okay well god believe him I mean when I hear that it sounds it sounds a little amateur and you know and that's not as that's not a criticism And that's not a criticism, mate. That's not a criticism. Have you composed anything that you can play for us? I mean, look, the stuff I've got, it's pretty experimental. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I don't know if the world's ready to hear it. Well, it just so happens. Yeah. That I've got one of your tracks here right now. Do you? Yeah. You've been on my SoundCloud. Yeah, I went on there this morning
Starting point is 00:14:47 and I saw Draft One DC intro podcast. You caught me red-handed, mate. I'm gonna play it right now for you. Yeah, okay. It sounds like this. Holy shit. Bit of a different vibe to your stuff, man. It's a little more, see that, feel that richness.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I can feel, I can feel. It's coming at you. Hear that? It's cute, it's cute. The maturity of the counter melodies is. Yeah, man. How long did you spend on this? Oh, this, I think I spent maybe half an hour
Starting point is 00:15:26 just fucking thinking up, dreaming, just like imagining. And then once I heard it in my head, knocked it out in about 20 minutes. So 50 minutes of work all up in a day, not bad. Took the rest of the day off after this because I was like, you know, well I had dates to go on and shit so. And you made all of this from scratch?
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yep. Yeah, just in my sound lab. Okay. Yeah, well, cut it there, that's... Like, I can see what, like, if you wanna sit down and I can take you through, cause you do have potential. Yeah, yeah. But I can sit you down and take you through
Starting point is 00:16:02 where you could be in 10 years of work. No, I appreciate the offer. And I will tell you about that. I appreciate it. I do. I appreciate the offer. I'll tell you about where you could be in 10 years. It's good for me, it's gonna be a thanks.
Starting point is 00:16:13 If you actually worked hard. Haven't heard your stuff, which don't get me wrong, right? It's like, it's getting there. So I haven't heard that. I'm gonna say thank you, but no thank you. And just. And I say no thank you to you. Well now I feel embarrassed playing my offer.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Yeah, well that's right. Cause I'm, I can help you. You've been making stuff too, mate? Yeah, I've just, I made a few things potentially for this, but I just, mine took me like weeks to put together. Well you're talking to the two best producers at our high school from year 10 onwards. Yeah. I just went mine up in my sound lab.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I just, I can't believe from the level that you have both progressed since the class that I did with you were a witness to create the music to now is insane. It's like, you know, big month, big month. Big month, fast learning, mate. Well, I'm embarrassed. I guess maybe I'll play one of my tracks. Yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:17:06 It's no good. Wait did you, are you playing all the instruments? I played some, some of them were midi's and synths. So I played the, I played a lot of the like guitar instruments and then like that synth at the top, that's a midi. Yeah, cut it there. Like it's not good, it's just it's not as like clever as you guys. That's right, I would go with one of mine. I don't know I thought that was pretty good. That was uh, that was uh, you made that? Yeah we all made our pieces of music didn't we? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because that took me ages that took me like two three weeks
Starting point is 00:18:11 All right, let's just go with that then yeah, yeah, let's go that you want to do the intro. Yeah fuck all right here comes the intro Welcome to the DC podcast We are your hosts. Did you really make break down? It's fucking it's Exceptional it's not as good as your one. No, it's like I'm shocked. I'm in a state of shock, to be honest. I couldn't get that. Cut the music. That wasn't meant to sound quite as synthy as it does. Like I wanted an 80s sound, but I wanted it to sound more like like a live sort of synth machine.
Starting point is 00:18:39 A bass has a weight to it that I've never heard before. No, yours had a much stronger bass. Neither of your songs sounded synthy at all. You made that, you actually made that. Yeah, but we all made it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all made it, but you made that. Yeah, I made mine. You made that.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Yeah, but didn't... I made mine. Did we all make... Yeah. I think I want to save mine. I'm going to keep mine for a passion project. Yeah, I would do that. I think that's a good idea. I'm going to keep mine for a passion project? I would yeah I would do that I think that's a good idea. I'm gonna keep mine for a passion project yeah um I'm just showing stuff in 2025 I just... Jesus fucking Christ man I just feel embarrassed. What instruments did you play?
Starting point is 00:19:14 I played the guitar I played the bass fuck. Can I talk to you before we start? Yeah. Because I worried when we started recording then because my first one was like, we missed out on one of the core components of starting a podcast and it's like I'll talk you through you guys who is early into something you need to be really across which is like who's going to sponsor us and who do we want to be sponsored by? Yeah. So like, because if you're not careful about that stuff, I can fuck you. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:45 So like like cuz I'm on NBA 2k when I'm play like do you want to be sponsored by added us? Do you want to be sponsored by Nike? Do you want to be sponsored by? Under Armour like if you don't make those decisions early on yeah, fuck you on the back end like you know the story of Michael Jordan Yeah, sorry with you So for you mark so what happened is Michael Jordan. I'm aware. Of what? The last dance.
Starting point is 00:20:12 No, that's actually, okay, that's why you gotta listen, because that's actually not what I'm talking about. Do you know about his deal with Nike? Yeah, I do. Yeah, he wanted to sign with Adidas, which he calls Adidas, by the way. I don't know if you know that or not. It's what they call it in the States. Adidas. Pretty cool. Sometimes I'll say Adidas, sometimes I'll say Adidas. It just slips out of me like candy or lollies or whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It's just how I am. It's how I roll. Lollies or candy. Yeah, sometimes I'll be looking at lollies and I'll be like, yeah, fuck yeah, mom. Chuck in a bag of that Sour Patch candy. I do that, yeah. Sour Patch Kids candy, extra sour for me. Yeah, sometimes I catch myself like,
Starting point is 00:20:49 hey mom, do you wanna stop at the gas station? My bad, petrol station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you noticed how everyone does like Halloween now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it, I go all out. I think it's like, you're not in America. Yeah, well like we rock it, but I'll like,
Starting point is 00:21:04 I'll go egging and... Yeah, I take the trick part of trick or treat pretty fucking seriously. Some of the costumes the girls wear, they're just not okay. Oh man, no, I love it. I'm out there looking for the Harley Quinns, the poison ivies. Yeah, oh thank God they cut your nuts up because otherwise otherwise you'd be, you'd be a smarty- They didn't cut my nuts up, it's just that when I come now it's crystal clear, because there is no sperm in it.
Starting point is 00:21:33 There are no little, there are no little sperms in there. Do you want me to take you out the back and show you? We are out the back. Yeah, out the back of the back. There's a back, there's a back of the back. I don't need to see. No, come on, let's put on some... Every time we come to your house, you try to make us watch you come.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Right, well first of all, that is just a coincidence, because something like, it just always comes up in conversation. It's like every time you're like, hey, come on, why should we come? And we don't want to watch you come, man. No, no, no. I don't start any conversation with that. It is just a coincidence that it happens to lead that to go that way. You're all learning.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Last time it was I was concerned because the amount of blood that was in it. I remember. I wanted my boys, I wanted my friends, my compadres to see and be like, you know, give me a doctor's opinion, you know? Yeah. Because you're both smart and I respect you. This time it's because it's clear, like the night sky. Like Pepsi clear. In the country, like Pepsi clear. It does look like Pepsi clear and it hurts when it comes out. My spoof looks like Pepsi Blue. What? What, why?
Starting point is 00:22:46 What is that? Why? I don't know. I drink a lot of Pepsi Blue. I would 100% say a GP about that. And I got some good ones I can recommend. I'm worried they're gonna cut my nuts off. Nah man, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 These guys are legit, these are like cannabis doctors. I got like five or six like, why, why? Why man? Why? Just let me hook you up, man. I'll talk about it. I'll see how I feel later. They're good guys. They're a good sort. They're a good sort. I'll see how I feel later. They're like, yeah, they're cannabis GPs, but they are just GPs as well. So they'll tell you like, if you've got a cold, they'll like recommend the best cold
Starting point is 00:23:28 and flu. But also if you like got a bit of anxiety or stress in your life, they will hook you up with the fucking bombus dopus shit, man. Shit that'll make you fly higher than you ever thought you could fly before. Do you want to do this podcast or not? I think like maybe we have maybe maybe in about 10 minutes we could do it. Yeah. Nah I reckon start it now let's do it.
Starting point is 00:23:54 You reckon start it now? Yeah wait I might just roll a little. Stop putting that bliff in man. Why? I don't even I saw you before I looked in the window and I was coming in yeah And you were getting pencil shavings and grinding them up and looking around over your shoulder Nah, man. This is bomb kush. I think it's pencil shavings. It's not man. I got the I got the thing to prove it I got the tub to prove it now. It does have my dad's name on it
Starting point is 00:24:21 but that's because he like Just helps hook me up because I'm underage I don't want you stealing your dad's name on it but that's because he like just helps hook me up because I'm underage. I don't want you stealing your dad's weed man. I don't steal it man he gets it for me it gives it to me because he knows like because the shit I got going on upstairs man if you could if you could have a peek into my mind's eye you would. Imagine you're spoofing clear and you like. You would never sleep again. You spend one day fucking up here in this. Yeah Neither you would be able to last an hour and this is my life. I get that I have that sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, I got just the most vicious anger
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah, your stuff's different like you told me about yours. It's your stuff's different. Like you told me about yours. It's, um, your stuff's concerning. The hatred, the only hatred that burns brighter than I have towards others is the one that goes inwards and that just burns in my brain every second of the day. But I just, I just push it down. I can hear it in your music. You can hear it in my music? Yeah, I can hear it expressed in your music. I wouldn't want that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I can hear it. I can hear the fury. I can hear it, I can hear the fury, I can hear the scream. No, those are bad things. Those are bad things and I don't want them. You quite legitimately should talk to a professional about that stuff. I do. You do? Yeah, I talked to my youth pastor. No, no, no, I'm not talking about a youth pastor.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I'm talking about about a youth pastor. I'm talking about like a, like you need deep psych. So they can put me on drugs? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Yeah. So they can make me take drugs? I really think, I really think, if you don't address these issues now, later on in life something very bad is gonna happen. Why? Because the things you have told me in private have concerned me to the point where I've asked my parents if I should speak to the authorities.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Why? But they're just thoughts. I can hear it in your music. Really? Yeah. Oh no. Alright, let's just start. Hey guys, I just wrote a new song about this.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Did you? Do you want to hear it? You just wrote it? Yeah. When did you make it? I just whipped it up on my sound lab. You got Pro Tools on your phone? Yeah. It goes a little something like this. When you're ready mate, we're all waiting. We're all waiting. No problem Very similar the other stuff already How do you get that? It might be the same All your stuff sort of and this is not a criticism, this is not a criticism, all your stuff sort of blurs together and sounds exactly the same to me, and it's like you don't have an identity between tracks, that's not a criticism, that's actually a compliment. But like when you drink, you wouldn't know the difference
Starting point is 00:27:16 between a ten dollar wine and a thousand dollar wine. Test me. Test me. How? I don't know. I don't know if there's a way to check anyway, let's do the show I Mean I mean this as a compliment cut the music. Yeah, it all sounds exactly the same And yeah, do you know like you know when you have a good bit of wine? Yes. Yeah Why we drink right being there? But yeah that that is wine the difference between $1,000 and a $10 bottle of wine, some people can't taste the difference. I laugh at them, but that is what I'm dealing with right now. Sometimes some of the best wine.
Starting point is 00:27:54 You get out of this. Yeah, no, this is, that music is professional standard music. Sometimes I'll go down to BWS with my dad and we will go to the $6 bin. And when I say bin, just so you guys know, that's kind of what they refer to. I call it trash. Trash can. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, I catch myself with another Americanism.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I catch myself. Yeah, yeah, no. The $6 bin refers to sort of where they keep like a surplus of wine. Yeah, I call it a $6 trash can. Yeah. Well, that that does make any sense. And you call yourself a wine connoisseur, and you don't know. Six dollar bin.
Starting point is 00:28:31 No, no, I know what it is, I just call it a six dollar trash can. It's strange to me, but. But what I'm suggesting to you and your pops is maybe come over to my cellar one time. Try a Penfold Grange. Try. I'll just take one of the ones we've got in.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Where's your cellar? One of the five or six we've got in mine. Well show me, we're at your house. Show me one of your Penfold Granges. It's out the back of the back. Out the back. Why is everything out the back here? It's just, the house is all back.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Oh right. Yeah. It's all out the back. Yeah. Yeah. It's how it was designed. It's all out the back. Yeah. It's how it was designed. Scandinavian. This orange brick house in the outer suburbs is Scandinavian.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yeah, it has a Scandinavian sort of design and ethos to it. It's like Scandinavian philosophy. But it looks the same as every other house in the area. Seemingly. On the surface. What are the differences? It would make sense that you would perceive this as, this just looks like any other WOG house that I've been to with the room.
Starting point is 00:29:31 It's a three bedroom house. With the lounge room, you're not allowed to sit in. Yeah. The sort of dark brown brick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. What is different about this house from every other house I've driven past here?
Starting point is 00:29:43 It's an attitude and a feel, and if you don't don't feel it then that's I actually feel sorry for you. What am I supposed to feel in this orange brick house built in 1958 during? A Scandinavian sensibility. Which is? That is something that cannot be described, it can only be felt. What's the maroon pattern carpet? The maroon sort of dark red pattern carpet. That was the previous owners.
Starting point is 00:30:08 We haven't had a chance to rip it up yet, but we will. This burnt cross in the doorway. Is that Scandi? The burnt cross? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Oh right.
Starting point is 00:30:20 What do you mean a burnt cross? That's the thing I think Greeks do at Easter, right. At Easter or something or like a... They burn a cross into their roof. Mm, like a, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. It was in your old house. My old house? Yeah. Not you the character, you're Zach the real person.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Burnt cross? Yeah, the doorway. Ride in if you have... Ride in if you had a cross on your roof in your, because of your maybe Greek Orthodox or something. Let's start this fucking podcast I reckon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:51 We can start the podcast or we cannot. I think what we do is we should put out the podcast next week. Because again I tell you guys I've been recording this whole time. Oh you've Mark Moran'd us. What? Didn't you talk about Mark Moran'd this. What? Didn't you talk about Mark Moran? This was a podcast. I knew that.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Do you know that in Mark Moran's, Mark Moran's house. Mark Moran from Underbelly, one of the underbelly figures. No, Mark Maran. Mark Maran. Mark Maran. Maran?
Starting point is 00:31:24 Do you know his house? The same house. Have you seen that show, Aunty Donna's Big Old House of Fun? Yeah. Same fucking house, man. What's that about? So Mark Maron's house and his show and his sitcom. Aunty Donna, some fucking, some pencil dick fucking left wing fucking comedy group from Melbourne. I do not agree with their politics, but I love some of their politics. They are harshly political. They are just every fucking day on Facebook they're posting some shit. Waste of oxygen dudes.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I've never seen them do anything political. Oh man, they don't fucking, it's the thing that rolls me up about them the most. Yeah. Oh. They're in the, the greens are gone, I'm in their fucking pocket mate. Hey, can I, once we record this podcast, can I ask a favour? Can you give it to me to mix and we'll release it in about a month. I need a month on this piece. You need a month to mix this? The next one we record. The one we're about to record.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah, give me a month to mix it up and make it sound fucking premium. A month? Yeah, like a month's a long time. You can take it. I might do my own mix. I'll get it done in a weekend. For what you, so one you... You do your one. Yeah, and then I'll have a squiz. Alright. I'm gonna need a month. Yeah, I was gonna offer the, but you guys are clearly better at it than me. Yep I agree. Well I mean yeah yeah unless you. No no. Think otherwise. No I don't. Right. Alright. You're on the fourth biggest Christian podcast in the country right? Well. World. Well let's start recording in 3, 2, 1. What?
Starting point is 00:33:08 What is that? Why did you do that? No, that's the end of the episode. Oh, oh that's clever. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntieDonnaClub.com See ya next week!

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