Aunty Donna Podcast - Gladys's Sister

Episode Date: October 25, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production.
Starting point is 00:00:16 A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. A list-nuff production. I'm picking up, picking up, picking up, I'm nervous that we're turning up. Ariana Grande, no tears left to cry on the Ariana Donner first podcast. On your drive-al-work, on its Thursday, the fill-in light podcast, I'm here with the boys. Mark, Marky B and Zachy, no wait, no Zach.
Starting point is 00:00:42 No, no, Zach's here. No, no, Zach's here. We got Zach here. On Zach's here. We got Zach rewind. Can I ask him a little intro? We got Judith to scurry it. Oh yeah. Ah. And we're going to drop you to work.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I just wanted to do a little cool radio intro when you said my name. Machi B. What the hell was that, Buzz? That's pretty cool. Has an Australia. Yeah. Bice By spa OZ I would just stop that then I guess
Starting point is 00:01:10 It's good to have everyone no back. No, I don't pretend like you didn't I didn't create an issue. I was really bright this now. No, I just I had a little thing that I wanted to do a little thing That's all it was yeah, and that's great. That's fine I don't feel like you had the space to do it. I got a little thing for you always your little dickie Guys Guys, this is a commercial right? Oh, sorry. Sorry. Don't talk about little girls Don't talk over the top of each other that's big no no for
Starting point is 00:01:45 a song's back woo! around the grand day on your radio you don't need to say it on their radio they know it's on their radio maybe they don't know it's on their radio, may they're listening on their group or each other maybe they're listening on their Google Home that's the number one rule that's the number one rule of radio.
Starting point is 00:02:05 We have an issue in the radio room right now. And no, it's not this constant bickering, which I would say is the part of the thing. That's part of the thing. Yeah, that's our thing. That's what they want to hear. I want to hear that tension. I want to hear that tension.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Last week we traveled back in time to find, to tell the origin story of Judas Iscariot. Just for clarity this is not really this is like a fun thing. That's a pretend. Yeah it's pretend. The whole show. Because we get some worried sort of tweets sometimes. People tweet in and like are you guys okay?
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah. I just want to make that super clear. We didn't really travel through time. And not only that, a lot of the guests we have on are fictitious characters. Frogman is not real. That's just you doing that always. Dumme is just me.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Ben Russell doesn't exist. And I think that's really important for people to remember. Debbie Latner died 15 years ago. These are all just characters. Bill Hicks is still alive. Yeah, but that's unrelated to the podcast though. We just know that he works at a 7-11 in Memphis. So we traveled back in time, and then when we came back,
Starting point is 00:03:22 we had a, I guess, what a stow away. I guess you would have you finished saying we're fucking way to your fucking introduced. Oh, I'm talking about what I want to. No, you shut your fucking mouth. I'm from Tennessee. Shut up. Shut up. Are you shut up? Is all of this everyone shut up? The definition of a storeway a person who stows away. Well, all right. Well now look up. I'm a stow.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I just I need a definition of I just want to reiterate that a storeway. Now a person who stows away is this Oxford on a passenger vehicle? Oh, you're looking at Wikipedia. I'm on Google on a passenger Why Practice in black magic? Can't have curiously. Quiet. I'm not the one that get people through time.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I don't know what they going back to someone that I did. Like my team forward is a church and taking them to the future. I've been living in Melbourne Australia in the year 2018 for a whole week. I won't go home, but you're saying, don't come back for the pumpkin days of the week. So I have to walk around Melbourne. I get so confused, I go to the library and they say, I'm not, we're not library, I say, I just want to book,
Starting point is 00:04:57 they say, we're not library, we're information services. Does the abundance of automobiles surprise, confusing delight? Yeah, fuck it, we do have cars in that tip for I'm saying the abundance So I said the abundance you fucking run around Oh I show you fucking mouth. Oh, I was fucking saying this you piece of fucking shit. Is that in 1940? There wouldn't have been as many fucking automobiles. It was reserved for only the rich
Starting point is 00:05:30 Resurve it but now fucking everyone's got a fucking car, right? Listen to what I'm fucking saying before you run your fucking mouth. It literally don't know how he's everywhere Glad I'm sorry to how many I want to get real I don't say you are Yeah, I want to get ready. I want to hold Your purse during this time I just a little old son lady and you may be stay here Melvin Australia
Starting point is 00:06:05 Oh, but that's unfair. We've got laneways. We've got coffee Everything I drink coffee and I'll drink coffee in the 40s We've got risky, we've got whiskey, right? Yes! Yes! No, no. No, we've got whiskey. We've got whiskey, right?
Starting point is 00:06:33 You've got to be careful not to drink too much whiskey. He's not clashing to you. I know it's whiskey. I know it's whiskey channeling through time. Why, do you bring it up? You got whiskey whiskey too, which is why. It's whiskey wine why I had a whiskey last week in hoax that was 50% alcohol. Gladys, let's get real. How many packets of cigarettes
Starting point is 00:06:55 are you going through a day? Me? No. No, you just have a naturally croaky voice. You're from the 40s. There's no reason that smoking would be bad. See, a smoke everyone's smoke everyone loves cigarettes. It's a white and chill the nerves. It's a white and chill the nerves. Doctor's a prescribing. It's a blue. See, this thing. I don't smoke cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I smoke cigarettes. I smoke cigars. I think I say you smoke cigarettes. SIGAROS. Who's cigarettes? Oh right cigarettes cigarettes cigarettes. So here's a thing. Sugar ross is a sort of ambient ambient. That sounds like a music genre invented in the late 1960s.
Starting point is 00:07:38 We didn't have ambient. We didn't have we didn't have Terry Riley. What did you have? We didn't have Brian Edo. You have to Edo. You haven't got to understand this. Amvya was invented much later than me. Hey, Gladys, name your top 30, 1940s musicians.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I just didn't even have the Beatles. No. Ha ha ha. I just wanted to explain to you. there was some sort of little device I could use to look up all the Decisions unfortunately, yeah, here's the thing. I'll tell you I'm gonna tell you about growing up in the 2000 Occupy what do you mean is fit up? Someone else is using it in the room currently wait there is such a device. Yeah, it's the laptop What's a left? It sits on
Starting point is 00:08:25 your laptop, a top your laptop. What do you mean? And it gives you a lot of it. It's very, it's very, it's like, it's a computer. Why? It's a computer. A computer. What's a computer? Um, you had computers in the 40s. I mean, there will be these, but you think a little lady in the 1940s, the one a computer was. A computer. What? Computer. What? Is a computer. What?
Starting point is 00:08:49 I think a computer. I've never heard of this thing. Of course I'm going to get a wrong account with that. Here's the thing. I want to tell you about growing up in the 2000s. Excuse you. Thank you. This is a very hard, it's a very hard voice.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I want to tell you about growing up in the 2000s as a young punk kid. You wanted to be naughty at recess and lunchtime. You would go out to the oval and you would, and an older guy would get you a packet of cigarettes. And you guys away from teachers' crying eyes would just jam away on this. Well, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:24 This listen. I'm listening to you go play Isn't this beautiful no, it's a cigarette Ross. I don't very addictive What oh what's that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah, there's a little bit of piano go back go back. That's just a piano the piano. I'm just I understand my name's glad I was listening to it. It's alright. Oh, yeah, that's not sounds like some nice music I think you're hearing something different to me man I just hear bit of strings and some piano rings and some piano.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Stop it! Give it a... That's just drum. That's like sugar ross. So we... So we'll play something that Gladys will be familiar with to make her feel a little... Yeah, you can sing along with some of the songs you know and maybe some way this will make you go back to the 40s Even through your mind. What you don't know how to get me back to the Faudid. Um, not exactly. Ah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Daddy, oh.
Starting point is 00:10:48 My day's better than how to get to. I'm a lady from the 1040. I love going to church. I believe in God. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, A little old lady I eat, my son to be. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la The late 40 Nothing 42 Okay, and all your sons are dead from World War two sons. They just died Okay, I'm gonna question you
Starting point is 00:11:34 Did these challenge real was I just The war I mean didn't the war officially start in 1945. That's when America got involved In 1945 that's when America got involved No, no started in 39 America got involved in I'm saying happened is Okay, I'm gonna talk about the dance It's fine if it if it proves this man who thinks is so clever right So the Japanese the, they bombed, they bombed Pearl Harbor.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And at that point in America decided to get involved. It was no longer a war we could ignore. So my sons, they signed up the day after Pearl Harbor. And they wait, they wait to Europe. My son died on the beaches of France. My other son died two days later. Swing dancing. I had no mood for swing dancing.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Turn it off. Turn it off. Oh, turn it off. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Can I touch this? Can I touch this! I touched this.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I touched this! I love this sound. I think I touched this sound. Oh! I think I touched this sound. I think I touched this sound. I think I touched this sound. Dude, it's a scary ad. Oh, yeah, let's say we were more like a rock, just.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Hey! I guess you're a simple one. Hey! I guess you're someone. Wee! Wee! Wee! Go! Wee! Hey! Alright, that's enough of that.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I thought World War II was 45 to 49 was like the main deal. Oh no. I didn't have that in that. I just thought that was 45. Yeah, I just thought that was, sir, sir. That's fair. I'm just very wrong. So for clarity, your children, you... I'm both dead.
Starting point is 00:13:29 From World War II. Yes. And you're aware this is a comedy podcast? Yes. Great. But it is very fresh in my mind. They died months ago, but the crazy thing is, it's now 70, 80 years ago, and nobody cares.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Well, listen here, Gladys. You need to just stop moping around and get a makeover. That's right Gladys because here at the Antizana Podcast we're going to give you a 25 minute makeover. We're going to take you out, we're going to get your nails done, we're going to get your hair done and we're going to make you feel a million bucks for only a 50 hundred and fifty You seem iffy about the idea Come on get your hair done. Would it help if I started the song again? Nails. It's a manicure,
Starting point is 00:14:28 pedicure. We're going to shave that bunnings nails. Bunnings nails. We're going to use a bales and a bales and a bales and a bales. We're going to use nail dirt. Bleach your asshole. We're going to shave your asshole.
Starting point is 00:14:40 We're going to give you a colonoscopy. We're going to clear you out. Clear that gut out. Get're gonna clear you out. Who that gutted out? Get your prostate checked. Yes, we will check your prostate. Still unsure? Play that song again. What if I played the West Life version of our tango? We're gonna get you a different key. We're going to get you chemotherapy.
Starting point is 00:15:09 We're going to give you a massage. Okay. We're really pampering her, aren't we? Yeah, chemotherapy is a cure. I'm not a cure. Wait a little cancer. She's riddled with it, isn't she? Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You just, I just want to draw attention to something here. Gladys said she was going to kick us.
Starting point is 00:15:47 And she just started clapping. Yeah. Oh yeah. We got to kick you. We got to kick you. We got to kick you. We got to kick you in the face. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:57 You got to see that I did notice. We didn't kick people around you. We just clapped into a backrow. Well, I guess it's a time before karate kid. Karate kid. Let's karate kid. Karate kid was a story of a young boy in the 80s called Daniel. Daniel moved to a new school and he, there was bullies at the school.
Starting point is 00:16:18 He wanted to be able to match these bullies and get the girl he learned how to do karate with Mr. Miyagi, a local Japanese man from happy days and Bygully, yeah, is this a one with Will Smith's kid in it? No, that was the remake you would have seen the remake that makes sense Yeah, it's not a remake. We didn't have the original in the bad team 40s Oh, but did you have the glee cast version of uptown girl? We're gonna get your um, mon's pubis stretched. We're gonna, okay, you know what a makeover is.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yes, we did have a glee version of uptown girl. You go all out. We make a of karate kid. Really? You had the wheelsmith version, the wheelsmith chart, was it willow that's in it or Jaden? It's Jaden. It's Jaden.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yeah, we're Big Jaden and Willow fans in the 19p. Can you put a Willow Smith song on for me that it's called, Wait a Minute and I think maybe Gladys might be familiar with it Classic Nazi parties too Sing along okay Quickly just Google the lyrics You said you didn't know what a computer was yeah, but I'm a mouth. I'm I guess she's been here a week Wait a minute I think I live You black asses on your head though Stim What a minute
Starting point is 00:17:52 I think I live Stop the music But Glad this is that I told you I told you the makeover should include chemo therapy It's too late for chemotherapy No, don't say that. Don't tell me it's stage 4 pancreatic cancer Boys, glad is is dying. I think I know what you need
Starting point is 00:18:20 No, I don't. We've tried uptown, at least and before you die Well, you just, you've come in here,'ve made a decision. I've told you I'm dying But before you die you don't decide whether you live or die shut up like shut your fucking mouth, Gladys You can't just fucking come it. Oh My god, what did you say? No, Gladys is just dying. Oh my god No, God, it's just dying. Oh my God. I think I could- Glad it's just fucking dying.
Starting point is 00:18:47 And the last thing I said when we shut your fucking mouth. That was the last thing. She wasn't with what family she had left in the 1940s because you refused to send her back because you wanted her on the podcast. Wait, is that why you trying to teach us a lesson? Yes, yes. Hey, I think I'm bringing him back to life.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Oh, okay. We've tried uptown girl. Didn't work, didn't work. But what we always needed to do to play uptown fun. Come on, glattis. Let's code you the dark spirits and bring glattis. The 1940s woman back to the dead. Come on.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Very good. Oh, the shell fight for the... She's dead. How are we going to explain to the coroner or to whoever turns up? Because we've got to call the ambulance. Yeah. That there is a 1940sies dead woman here well they don't know she's nineteen forty
Starting point is 00:19:47 bells tested in her blood it will turn out i don't think that comes up and she's very cool t-shirt they'll be an age and what's a what's a t-shirt she wearing a cool white striped t-shirt a lens of tour when we came to the future did she did she know the white
Starting point is 00:20:03 stripes that she like the work of the player I play a make what said it reminded her of her a little bit of lead zappers. You know they were brother and sister. And they fucked. Oh really? Yeah. Wow. That's true. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up in the books. Look it up in the books. Is there any way to bring our audience's favorite character back to life? I don't know. She looks pretty dead to me. I mean, we do have a time machine. So we could just go back to before 1942.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Or we could go back to 10 minutes ago. We could. We could. All right. Let's go to the future. Come on. Let's go. Yeah, let's go the future Hello there. I'm robot Greg Oh, hello robot Greg. Um, where visitors from the past And we and we and we want to know all about this exciting future. It's the year 2022. Oh, no, I've got a stiffie
Starting point is 00:21:12 Oh, it's a digital stiffie. It's a digital stiffie So it's a year 2022 we're so far into the future that now the whole world is run by robots I'm a robot, my name's robot Greg. I wanna go back. I just wanna go back. I don't like this. You don't like me? I don't like you.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I don't like you. This is fake. I don't like you. You don't think I don't like me? I just wanna go shut up. I just wanna go shut up. I just wanna go shut up. Two years of memories. I shut up. Let me do just wanna go, shut up. I just wanna fall in the form, draw about it in two years of memories.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I shut up. Let me do before I hate it here. I just feel so uncomfortable. I wanna go. Okay, let's get it. I hate this. I just wanna go back to where Gladys is at. All right, we'll go back to where Gladys is at.
Starting point is 00:21:59 To the outside. Shooters, you've just bought into this podcast. You're just, sorry, what? You used to only be about silver, but now you're about the progression of the clever cast I love this a vulva character. Oh, I got two things Silver see that's a shift used to be about one thing You were like the old guy you were like Jack Pellance in the first city slickers in the first city slickers. Ah!
Starting point is 00:22:22 Oh, I'm not a shooter! It's all I have! Shooters died! Hey guys, it's too... Boys, boys! I don't feel so good. What's wrong? Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Oh, bro, it's gonna stiff me. But what are we gonna be doing about shooters? What are we gonna do about shooters in Glatton? I have no idea. I have no idea. I think maybe we should go back in time to a place where both Judas and Gladys were alive. Oh Mark, you and me can live a beautiful utopian future together. BIP BIP BIP BIP! Robot Greg! Are you getting down on one knee and proposing to me? BIP BIP BIP!
Starting point is 00:23:04 Will you? Oh! Thank God I got the fuck out of there. I almost got myself into a marriage to a robot man that I didn't want. And that's a lesson for all of y'all. Don't marry some, can't. Robot just because they fucking proposed to you after you traveled through time and you in the future for a couple minutes. Wow, this not 2018 looks real special.
Starting point is 00:23:29 People, people. Oh no! No, I've never stoned away! Robot Cranks followed me to the past. Well hey there, boys. What a beautiful Christmas is here in 1994. My name's Bing Coss. Crosby. Oh boy!
Starting point is 00:23:54 He's got two voices. How do you sing with both voices at one time, sir? Well, that's a great question. I am a good throat singer Say you're talking through your nose, but singing for you I can I can Why did you stop the music? I struggle in the focus Are you okay? No, I coughed up really gross Are you okay there man? No, I coughed out from really gross stuff. Are you okay there, man? Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:28 This is why the podcast was delayed out here because you're a little bit sicky. I've been very sick for a little while. I haven't been sleeping much because of my chest infection, but also I've been having a lot of tummy issues. Oh, that's a shame. You know what always cheers me up. What? What is love?
Starting point is 00:24:48 Baby don't hurt me, I'm being cut, cut me. I'm gonna sing what is love. Okay. Wow. This is from that film The Night of the Rocksbury. It feels like my gut bacteria is changing. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm no longer fun map
Starting point is 00:25:08 Guys, I'm no longer fun map. I can have a cronot filled with ice cream Bipoo bipoo bipoo Oh, fuck Greg fuck off cunt Bipoo bipoo bipoo bipoo Hey boys, it's me, robot Greg We're hello there. Hello, Bing Crosby. How are you, I'm robot Greg.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I love beating up my children. Oh really? Really? Yeah, I hit my kids. Oh no, I'm dead. But, I know, I really liked Bing Crosby. So this is um, we had a real future in him. So many, well we've all got a future in us.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Do you? What? Oh god, robot cracks dead. We're gonna have so many fucking vigils. Or maybe we're not gonna have any vigils for any of the dead people. We're just gonna carry on like normal. So it's just me, Zach, and Mark, Banana, we're live now. Oh, oh, fucking hell. Fuck, Zach just died.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I've gotta do something. I've gotta, what, I mean, what year am I in? So I'm in 1944, and Zach, actually it's 94. Ugh. What? Broden said 94. Oh. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Bing Crosby was, was that a 1994 song? I thought it was older than that. A lot, oh god, I forgot everyone's dead. I gotta stop asking questions. If only there was a song to cheer me up. If only there was something to put me at all. What's this? Wait, it's 1994. What is this?
Starting point is 00:26:57 Is that Maddo Kines from Triple J Radio? I think it might be I gotta write this down This is comedy gold Alright, alright Now I gotta travel to the future to the year 2017 Here we go Play the fucking
Starting point is 00:27:21 Can you play the fucking Kant? Can you play the fucking... Cunt? Can you play the fucking... 2017, where all my friends are still alive. Hey guys! Hey, Mark! Hey Mark, how are you? I'm good! Hey!
Starting point is 00:27:36 I've got the... What's that plane overhead? No, there's nothing no plane. We're in... That's no... What are you talking about? It's a... What?
Starting point is 00:27:44 Dropping something. I don't know, I was gonna kill myself again, but then I wanna leave. I thought you could have just gone, and died, I don't know, I thought that would have been a really opposite. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, album I was in the past and somehow heard it was in the past and heard that I just died and you're just moving on. Yes, grief me. I did. I did agree. Didn't you hear where I went on No Brodans Dead? How much more do you want? How important do you think you are? I'm worth a week. You're worth a week. You're worth a week.
Starting point is 00:28:25 You're right, you're worth a week. Hey, I'm worth a week. Now, he's broadens right. He's worth a week. He's worth a week. So let's, I'm worth a week of grieving. I'm worth a week of grieving. I would give you a week.
Starting point is 00:28:39 How much would you give me? How much? About three feet. Judas. Give me how much that three-fiddy Judas Just yeah, Judas said no, no, no, Judas just died again. I think okay Do you think this podcast yeah? Do you think Do you think
Starting point is 00:29:04 Podcast these cannon I thought you're gonna ask whether it was good Classical. Yeah. Do you think this podcast is canon? Um, I thought you were going to ask whether it was good. I had my answer ready, but canon. What do you mean by does everything that happens inside of a canon stay the next way? I think I guess as long as we end this episode with one of us waking up and saying it's all a dream it's fine. No, I think everyone's dead. Alright, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:26 No. Let's see what happens. I hope I don't wake up and find out it was all a dream. It wasn't. It was real? Everyone's dead. Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Oh You'll tell preacher hey
Starting point is 00:30:00 Now everybody here is dead all the members of auntie Donna all the fun you'll characters that introduce Sorry, I said preacher prior But join us next week I said preacher prior But joy does next week Cryer for the down prior shut up Where I will be going around Prying things from little from from small gaps 80% this podcast is based on people making a mistake Well,, not anymore!
Starting point is 00:30:25 80% of this podcast is now about prying things. Join us next week while I alone prying things from around the town. This has been the town prior podcast. Everyone else is dead. Good night.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'm not dead. Oh. Bang! Ha. Good night. I'm not dead. Oh, bang! Good night. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! you

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