Aunty Donna Podcast - Greg Larsen Has A Conspiracy feat. Tom & Greg

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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Gide, friends. Our brand new live sketch show, DREM, is touring worldwide. This is the last time we're going to be touring for the next couple of years. Tickets at tour.com. Please come and see us. A listener production. Hello, everybody. A very special episode of the Auntie Donna podcast this week. We've got Greg Larson on who has a very concerning conspiracy theory all about. Auntie Donner. It's not true, though, but hear him out, have a laugh, but at this not true theory. If you want to watch the podcast, you can watch it on the, at the Ante Donner Club powered by Patreon.

Hi folks. Welcome to another episode of the Auntie Donna podcast. Today, I've opted to for a weird dynamic which is to have you Zach as usual as usual a pleasure to be here always happy to come on the Auntie Donna podcast

whenever you ask Braden so thank you no worries Mark refused to come on today yes he refused and then Tom is a composer for Andy Donner prefers to be off Mike he's willing to come on

if asked but would prefer not to correct and you know them from many things Donna or Jason you know them from Sky News when Chris Kennedy said we were unfunny and untalented and they used an example of him

performing as the worst part of Auntie Donna it's Greg Larson Hello, thank you for having me Now this dynamic I thought strange Possibly really bad Yeah But I thought it could be You know

I just thought it's worth exploring I think it I think you've got that classic curry puns duo of Broden and Zach. Classic. Zach is the straight guy, me doing the silliness. Silliness. Curry puns.

You've got Greg Larson, who can always deliver. Yeah, always. Deliver the bloody Uber Eats. Not because I'll eat it on the way. And case of point, thank you for proving me right. What a delivery. And then you've got Tom who has, you know, is a producer on the footy with Broan Kelly and the Mission Zach podcast. So he's very adept to just sitting back throwing in a zinger from time to time.

It's four Johnny Biggs at a table. Say he's throwing a zinger again and then say Johnny Bigging again. Okay. Something. I'll throw in a zinger at every table. Bloody, I hope he's throwing a zinger burger my way. Yeah, see, and that's great. And that's the kind of, what I'm anticipating today.

is, now this might be a bit of a hard reference for some of our younger listeners. It was a show called Hey Hey, Hey, It's Saturday. And that was a show that had lots of different people all throwing in their best gear all the time. And that's why it was funny. Google, like, if you want to see Hey, Hey, Hey, at Saturday, just go on to YouTube and Google the Jackson Jive, Chris, Chris Isaac.

No, is not Chris, Harry Connick Jr., Harry Connick Jr. And don't worry, if you're watching that and you're shamed of Australia, don't worry, that was less than 20 years ago. go. That was a reunion show. My favourite part of that video is not the awful racist part. It's when they come back after the ad break. They come back after the ad break.

And it's Daryl Summers and Harri Connick Jr. And Harry Connick Jr. has described to everyone cast and crew alike what racism is. And he's delivering a speech where he, like, and he literally, and maybe he literally, and makes Darrell Summers apologize multiple times and then says like I accept your apology but also like if I had known this was happening I would never have come on this show like he won't it's so good it's such a great moment in Australian television it's a piece of art because it was a show they stopped doing the show they brought it back a decade later and it was like opening a time capsule and saying this is how we feel and then just going the world is

evolved and what you're doing now we no longer accept. And exactly and the Australian media and the Australian people they came out all in unison in agreement and they said no Saturday. Hey hey in Saturday we do not accept this.

We are a progressive people. And we never had in this country racism again. And we have not had any racism since and it's been it was a beautiful moment for Australia I think it was a hard moment but it was a watershed moment where Harry iconic junior banish like that saint in island banishing the snakes he banished racism from

our land and now he's on the piano on the show where people play a piano in public and he watches them yeah there's a show where people play piano in public and Brad loves it yeah I'm not yeah no I've watched it is so Greg you've got a bit of a conspiracy theory to share with us I do um and I mean you're sort of giggling and stuff but it's actually about you specifically. And I'm concerned because I think, well, I'm especially glad that Tom is on specifically for this. Well, can I just stop you for a second?

Yeah. So can I check in, how do you find this dynamic? Because I'm loving it of the Greg crack and jokes, Tom laughing. Yeah, Tom's got that going on. Tom's our Darrell Summers. Yeah. And I'm the, the dicky knee. What do you doing?

Darrell? What are you doing, Darrell? I'll do Darrell. I'll do Darrell. I'll do Darrell. You can be Levittia. Oh, hey, Diggyny. Oh, Darrell, you're a fucking cunt.

All right. Next time we got Will Smith here to promote men in black. Now, that's just to say, sorry to interject, Greg, but I love the dynamic. It's a great dynamic. I'm about to rule it, like, this conspiracy, okay, this is a theory I have. I don't think it's proven, but I think it's very true. This could be one of these moments in the arts where people go, holy shit, the curtain's been revealed.

And Greg offered to share it with us before we rolled. Yeah. We said, no, no, it'll be fun for you to do it on air. I'm regretting that. Yeah. Yeah, because here's the thing is, like, if this episode cuts out, you'll know I was right. But then if it goes to air, then you still know it,

because the other thing is sometimes they'll just let you talk. we have like the power to just go we're not going to put this episode out as well sure that's happened two to three times in 400 500 episodes if this episode doesn't air you'll know this is true yeah so i share an office like not a share like i i have like a little desk space at this big studio okay michael scott where auntie thank you where auntie donna have their offices there's multiple rooms the other day let me tell you I had a diarrhea event. Okay.

And that's not relevant to the story, except that I wasn't in my right mind. It's not relevant to the story. It's not really relevant to the story. I opened a wrong door in my haste. Okay. And when I opened the wrong door. What?

Hang on, what? I know what this is going to be. You don't know what this is going to be. I reckon you think you know what this is going to be, but you don't. Okay. But this has happened in pop music before, and it's happening now with Auntie Donna.

Okay, I opened a door and there were three fucked dudes in there. And I mean, fuck, like real gross-looking, fucked dudes. You walked into our office instead of, you were running to the toilet to do diarrhea of shit. I was running to the office. I was, I was, you guys weren't there at the time. And I was running to your office to do a diarrhea shit in your office, as I often will do. And then in like, you know, in a place where you won't necessarily know where it is. So you were a bit lost, you didn't know where the toilet was.

No, no, no, no. I thought I was going into your office to do a diarrhea shit in your office while you weren't there. Right. So you were going to do a diarrhea shit in one of our pot plants maybe? Yes, yes. Sometimes I do it behind the couch. Sometimes I do it just directly on the floor and then put that mat back over the top of it. And then like, and you know how it fucking stinks in there all the time.

Trying to get to the bottom of that steam. Now you know. I'm deeply offended by that. So I've opened the wrong door, and there were three just wretchedly ugly looking dudes in this room. And they were eating like KFC or something. I don't know what they're doing. We do have an editing suite. I want to be very clear to our editors is they're editing this video.

He's not referring to the screen. This is not an editing suite. This is not an editing suite. There's nothing in there but these three terrible looking men. Just disgusting, ugly. Ugly men. In like a Chaucer kind of way. In a what?

Chaucer had this wonderful way of describing hideousness in the Elizabethan era. Yep. And so they were like, they were a Chaucer. There were a Chaucer. Chaucer, yes. Pimpos. You know, chaucer? Maybe not Elizabeth.

More medieval. Yeah. Yeah. Hideous beasts. They were hideous beasts of the earth with boils. Yeah, that's what I mean. They were hideous beasts of the earth with their skin crackled as they shuffled. And you entered this office like the great bear wolf.

And I like bear wolves stood above them. Chaucer, you know, the devil can only destroy those who are already on their way to damnation. What? Yes. Patience is a conquering, is a conquering. virtue. And these beasts, these beasts of the earth with their flaky skin, yeah, weeping boils, shuffled through the room, scared of the light.

Now, Broden, I want you to say in your just normal voice, shut the door, shut the door. Performatively or? Not even performatively. Just if I had opened the door and you were on the toilet or had been caught or whatever. On the toilet. You're wanking. What are you saying? You're wanking, you know, you're wanking.

Stop saying that. You're wanking. Like, I've opened the door and you're wanking away. You're wanking. Stop. You're standing on the couch, wanking. And you were embarrassed and you go, shut the door, shut the door. He wouldn't say that though.

You're wanking. You're wanking. He just keeps wanking. He makes eye contact. He keeps wanking. That's not true entirely. So you're wanking, you're wanking. You're wanking.

I'm opening the door. You're wanking away. I stop saying that. What do you say? I say, shut the door, shut the door. That's exactly, exactly what one of them sounded like. Wow. And that is exactly what one of them sounded like.

And one of them was going on about lasagna. And it sounded exactly. I see what you're saying here. The Garfield is... Do you remember Millie Vanilly? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember SNL?

Tom, do you know Millie Vanilly? No, I don't know. Millie Vanilly. They were a pop group in the 80s. Oh, I thought it was a rap. Two handsome, handsome men. How could such handsome men have such beautiful voices, they would say? Yeah.

Well, they didn't. They didn't have beautiful voices. Someone else was singing the songs. Clever. That little girl at the Chinese opening ceremony, the Chinese Olympics, Beijing Olympics opening ceremony. How can someone so cute, they found someone cuter and a better singer than Nikki?

Well, they did. And exactly. And I've heard rumors with every boy band and girl band, there's always a rumor that there's like an extra one, that they were like, they don't have a face for it, but put them on the record. I believe. So Chaucer, maybe he didn't write his own work.

Maybe he had a shadow writer. Exactly. And Shakespeare. I believe that these three. Men. Creatures. Creatures of the earth. Beasts of the earth.

Beasts of the earth. Yeah. I believe that Auntie Donna, Zach Mark and Broden, this whole time, have been lip syncing. How would this be playing out right now? They are somewhere in this building.

Okay. Watch it. So there's two ways that you are achieving this. One is by recordings. I think live shows are probably recordings. They're well rehearsed. They're tight. You've got recordings.

One day you'll slip up and the recording will go astray. But the other way is, and because if you work closely enough together, you can watch someone. It's like an improv game, right? Like you and me will try and say the same thing at the same time. Like, whatever. We are speaking together.

Exactly. And if you practice that long enough, you can then just do it like this. So you are silent right now, and these creatures are somewhere in this building, maybe they're not under the desk because I checked these creatures are there and you are lip syncing and I've been watching your videos I've been watching your sketches I was watching put the other day something went out of I was like that's it's not quite right it's there was a little bit

of a lip sync you're watching put the other day I was watching put I know Greg it is hard maybe for you to believe that three men as beautiful handsome stunning gorgeous as us then that's the thing it's be funny and because you are so ridiculously gorgeous Yeah Like it's And I've always And I have always wondered that

And now it's all falling into place And and it is strange It's like it's so horny when I watch your videos It is strange It's like like why It is strange Absolutely we I will admit we are the only

Sketch comedy group Yeah Not made up of Boys with Fuffy hair Yeah And beers Yeah I will admit that

Yeah you're like You're you're It's three Three smoke shows. Smoke shows. It's smoke shows on the stage. And people, before they hear us, go, oh, I didn't, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I was coming to a men's modelling contest.

Or a porno taping. A gay pornot taping. I didn't realize that's what I was coming to. Or a best and less catalogue. Yeah. They're pretty good in them. They're pretty handsome. Yeah.

Or, um. That movie, anyone but you. Yes. Yeah, anyone but you. Sydney set. Oh, Sydney, Sweeney and Glenn Powell. Yeah. I understand that what...

Should I not have said that? No, no, no. I just didn't know what you're talking about. I understand. And I was like, wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We are the...

We are the Glenn Pals of comedy, famously. Yeah. Greg, I understand that that might be confusing to you. But I'm saying we have people with high... I'm an actor. Is that what you're saying right now? Sorry, I'm trying to get my head around. I'm just saying...

Because you sound a little bit crazy. I'm saying you're lip-sinking right now. I'm accusing you of lip-sinking. I'm accusing everything you've ever done. Every podcast, every sketch, get in the kiln. That was the weird beast saying those words. Why?

Because they have the right voice. Because, again, you all have just sexually... We're just charged. Beautiful bodies. Yeah. You have sexually beautiful bodies. Yeah. And you also have just honey slick.

Honey slick voices. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just these slick honey. It's like someone's pouring honey into my ears when I hear you talk. And I've always wondered how could you have the whole package? It's often been said of us. Eyes closed or earplugs ears.

I can still come to your sketches. Yes. A hundred percent. I get that most meat and greets. I hear that four or five times. Now you will. It's rope. We're shooting ropes.

Yeah. You know, like your viewers are shooting ropes. But Greg, I, uh, sorry. What does shooting ropes mean? Ropes have come. Yeah. Ropes have come out of your dick. Okay.

Continue. The come is so viscous. and big that it looks like ropes. Greg, mate. I don't want to, I don't want you to feel embarrassed now. There is a part of me that things maybe we should pull this episode because this is a little embarrassing. Also, how are you feeling, Tom? And Zach, how's this dynamic working for you?

Well, honestly, I think Greg is sounding crazy. I think he's saying some crazy stuff. Because Tom, I mean, you're obviously not going to admit it because you're on the take. Yeah. But like, you know, you could give a little wink or a little signal. In this world, in this world, is Tom hot? Is Tom hot?

Oh, it's little not. No, yeah, Tom's hot. What are you talking about? Well, Greg's doing a silly little improv bit for this podcast. So I'm, oh, yes, yeah. So, like, it's very funny, Greg. Yeah, this is a fun bit and we'll put it out and it'll be a great episode of the undy-dye podcast.

Tom's hot, but your voice, and your voice is fine, but it's not honey slick. No, no, it's not. When you talk, I don't feel like there's honey being poured into my ears. And that's not an insult. No, that's the truth. Like, it's just like some people don't have that honey slick sweetness in their voice. Tom, can you just talk quietly into the microphone, nice and close and say, sorry, Greg, sorry for not having that honey slick voice you love.

Sorry, Greg. Sorry for not having that honey slick voice that you love. That sounds pretty honey slick to me. I mean, it was kind of honey slick. And it's interesting because you only saw three guys. He was, yeah. I mean it was kind of

honey slick if I mean honest with you it was you're right yeah I'm fine what are you talking

about I'm fucking flying mate I think he's a great bit it's yeah it is a bit it is a very funny

but I think just let's pretend the bit is legit yeah and break down why it's a bat so it is

first of all it is a bit this is a comedy bit but let's tell you why that wouldn't actually work in reality are we

Have we hired the Honey Sliq funny men or have they hired us as the bodies as like it's it's the it's the it's the you know not the record company because you're not a band but you know it's the powers that be. And who are they? It's the CEOs. It's the corporate. It's the it's the suits in the fucking. Who is the hired hands? In the bloody company in the big. So we're all hired hands.

The creatures are hired hands. Yeah. It's all it's all a fucking. It's smoke and mirrors, you know. Like it's all like it's it's it's it's how corporate. operations buy and sell your fucking attention, right? Just listen. Like, it's like, you know, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's corporate.

It's like how sex pistols were like, oh, we hate the queen, but it's like a company owns you and has created you to be a marketable thing. It's some, it's the suits have gone. What? We want the sexy bodies. Yeah. And we want the honey slick voice. Why, why compromise on either? Let's get these beasts of the earth with their.

They're weeping sores who have the honey slick voice. And let's get these Greek Adonis, Greek god Adonis men who have the bodies that can get you a rock hard 24-7. And let's combine them and train them up so that they can work in sync. And you've been lip syncing. And this is like millie-vinilly. This is like, what's the name? What's the name on SNL that did the little dance? Jessica Simpson.

Not Jessica Simpson. Oh, her sister. Ashley. Ashley Simpson, yeah, when they played the wrong song. But don't you think after 12, 13 years we would have made that slip up at least once? Well, I mean, you learned from Ashley Simpson. Maybe it's Ashley Simpson's company that owns you. I don't know.

I think you've slipped up. Ashley Simpson, they didn't play the wrong song. They played the audio at the wrong time. Yeah, I mean, she said they played the wrong song. It was, you know, but whatever the case was, she was caught lip-syncing. Sure. Greg, you sound crazy.

You sound crazy. It makes me think, you know, like this is the thing where it's like that's gaslighting. This is, Tom's a green. It's gas lighting. When it's just making me, I know what I saw. I know I saw these three beasts of the earth. Maybe you did. Maybe you saw three beasts of the earth.

Maybe there is a secret underground office. that we have and there are three beasts of the earth down there with the same voices as us. Weeping sores and boil. Sure, maybe, but that still doesn't prove that we are lip-syncing to them. I just think this is such a good bit, man. Yes, absolutely. I just think it raises a lot of questions. Yeah, that's so funny.

And I'm asking questions. Do you know how many people rely on us, Greg? In what way? A lot of us have partners, we have employees, we have... I have children. You know, we pay the rent. And I thought you meant like the general public. And I was like, what you provide to society is not.

We provide a lot to society, man. It's not good. Like it's not like, we got everyone, we got everyone through COVID. Did you? Yeah. Or was it the doctors and the healthcare workers that did that? Yeah, but then when they were at home, they said they watched our sketches. As, as I was just talking, my fat belly popped my button of my shirt.

Oh, yeah. But that's a side. Yeah, that's reliable source, isn't it? Yeah. Listen to this guy. Greg. Greg, mate, I just want to say, are you sure you want to keep digging on this one?

Because a lot of good people are going to lose their jobs. They're going to lose their livelihood. I mean, I feel like that's sort of a veiled threat, if anything. I mean, I feel like this is... Well, like, you are being libelous. That's true. Like you are... Isn't libel when you write it?

What's slander and what's libel? Slander, libel. It's all the same thing, man. No, it's not. One is when you write it down and one is when you say it. Well, then this is slander. Do you want to write it down? I don't know. Would you be comfortable writing it down, Greg?

Can you just, can just keep me? me one second to Google what is the difference between slander and libel? What is the difference Yeah, we've got all day, Greg. Slander and libel. I've spelled...

Doesn't even know the difference of slander and libel. I've spelled slander and and wrong. The primary difference between slander and libel lies in the form of the defamatory statement. Slander is the act of making a false and damaging statement about someone verbally. Libel is the act of

publishing or broadcasting a false and damaging statements. So a bit of both. You're both libel. Slandish spoken, libel is written or otherwise permanently recorded. So you're in a minefield right now. I'm in a slander libel minefield. But I have, but here's the thing that you don't understand. I have already, prior to coming on this show, I'm not an idiot.

I've taken precautions. A, I've written all this down. This is in an envelope. And if anything happens to me, that on. envelope is in hands that will... Whose? It doesn't matter whose hands. Well, it matters.

Second of all, I have engaged a legal team, and we are prepared to take you to court, Macauster and Swine Boy. Greg. Yes. Greg. You know, we're having fun. This is a funny bit. It's real, but yes.

It's a funny bit that you're doing here. There's comedy involved in everything I do because I'm naturally funny. You're a funny guy. I just want to say, we here at Auntie Donna, we have other things that we really, we don't talk about the business side of things all that often on the podcast. We try to keep it light, but we have other things we need to focus on, okay? You know, we have your series. Your mouth just totally went out of sync then, but yeah, I just saw it.

I just saw your mouth got out of sink. That's so funny. I just saw it happen. That's very funny. I literally saw it happen before my eyes. Did you? Well, we'll check the tape back. Yeah, check the tape back.

Greg, I just want to say one thing, man. We've got to focus on things. We've got that grouse house rollout, including your series. We're going to make sure that gets the attention it deserves. I don't want to do that anymore. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't just... Not for this.

I just don't want to do it anymore. I'm bored of it. You're canceling the show. Yeah, I'm announcing that. Quite a bit on that, man. Yeah, I'm announcing that now, actually. Not for any reason. I just want to make that clear.

I just can't be bothered. Okay. Just stop it. Yeah, just like you're on a fucking Zoom and talk to the old concept. Yeah, I can't be bothered. I'm just bored of that now. Really? And that has nothing to do with this.

I just need to be clear. Okay. That is just, I just can't be bothered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was going to be a bit of a veil threat from me there, but if you don't care, then... I just don't give a shit. Well, I'll go back to the lawsuit thing. Yeah, sure.

If you libel us, we'll sue you. Well, my lawyer's McAllister and Swineboy will... When's the last time you went to court? We've talked about this. It was to dispute a fine, a traffic fine, not a traffic fine, a Mikey fine, and that fine was overturned. And I won. I had my day in court and I won. And the time before that, it was for drunken, disorderly and assault of a police officer.

And I, with a letter of apology, had no conviction recorded. And the time before that, it was when I stole a cardboard cut out of Frodo Baggins. And that was a suspended sentence, $500 fine, no conviction recorded. Okay. Can I ask you just a genuine question real quick? I was, you know that car park behind Comedy Republic? $10 after five? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I, the other day, I got a fine from there for $100 saying you didn't pay, you didn't pay. And it said it was $8.52 you left and you didn't pay. And then I went to my card and it says, that car park, $8.51, $12. Wow. So I sent that, I contested it and said, I paid it, here's the receipt. And? While we're waiting to hear. That's interesting because that car park, I parked there thinking it was open until 3am on a Thursday.

It's not open to 3 am on a Thursday. It was locked. I then just had to get, I got a taxi home. I came in the next day, picked up my car and I just was too scared to do anything. So I just left because you don't, there's no boom gate or anything as it counts. And then I was like, I guess, because I looked it up too. And I was like, the fine will be pretty much the same as the cost because it's like this huge cost when you leave it overnight. So I'm like, I might as well just pay it later when they send me the fine.

And I just never, to this day, still haven't got the fine. You know, we're not all that different. Are we, Greg? We're all just in this industry together trying to figure out car fines, hustling. Some of us have maybe made some decisions we regret and we have to live with them. Right. But I don't think it would be advantageous for us to fight this out in a court of law or anything like that. No, I agree.

Like that's the last thing I want to do is to actually take this to court. I think truth and transparency is the way forward. Sure, sure. You know, and I think that there's a world where you can have the six guys on stage, the beasts of the earth and the men with the bodies that won't quit. And you can Like The base of the earth

And the men of the heavens And the men of the heavens Yeah And they can We're the men of the heavens openly And that's the thing I think it's the deceit

If anything It's like they can You can openly Lip sync And it's okay You know Why is Why does it matter though

If I mean We're not doing that But why would it matter If we were Well because then it's just It's transparency It's like The problem with Millie Vanilli

Is that they lie There's a lot of pop stars that have been, frankly, a lot more open about the fact that when they do live performances, they often will lip sync or they'll sweeten it in the studio. And in the world of disco, I mean, you got Boney M, they were all lip syncing. And they kind of just didn't, they just owned it. And they didn't really care. And no one gave a shit. Boney M didn't have any of the backlash that Millie Vanilla had because Millie Vanilla had.

Because Millie Vanilla lied about it. In this circumstance, though, you are just not true. It's just not true. So, God. Well, I mean, I just. I would put it to your listeners and your viewers to just go, go through the tapes, go through the evidence, you know, go, have a look. Go to the live shows.

This guy does all our sound. That's why I, you're saying Tom's a lie? I'm not saying he's a, like, I'm not going to, I'm not, look, everyone's going to earn a paycheck. People got to do things that I don't want to do. I got, like, I buy cans of Coke all the time. I don't support Coca-Cola as a company, but I keep buying them. Full strength or no sugar?

No sugar. No sugar is very good. Yeah. I just, I have. Have you done no sugar vanilla? I have. I'm not a fan. I really like it.

Yeah. But, you know, I think, I think, you know, I don't want to put, because, you know, Tom's a working man. I don't want to put anyone's job in hot water. So what are you asking? I feel like he's, I just feel like, you know. Come on. What do you need from us, mate? Spit it out.

Come on. Are you lip syncing? Are we lip sinking? Lip-syncing. Are you lip-syncing? Is that your real voice? Yeah, I'm laughing too. What do you want?

What do you need from us, man? I just want to know. Like, I just want to know. Have you been lip-syncing this whole time? Yeah, wow. What a question to ask. You are too much, man. You are too much.

Yeah, I feel, you know, like, I think I've made my point. Yeah. Yeah, wow. All right. Awesome. Well, Greg, thanks for coming on. Yeah, no worries. That's a great Brit you bought. A great bit. A bit, Brit. And look at that. You saw his mouth fumbling there, like normal? Quickly, say my name.

Greg Larson. Say it even quicker. Greg Larson. Say what burger you eat at McDonald's? Quarter pounder with cheese. That's not true. He eats the fillet of fish. Like a freak. Really? You eat a fillet of fish.

Do you eat a fillet a fish? Or does your beef? Eat a fillet of fish. From time to time, I will have a fillet of fish. Do you feed your beast fillets of fish? Well, they are sustained on a diet of seafood. No, but I feel like we've established these beasts of the earth exist. Oh, okay.

Yeah, no, they subsist on a diet of seafood. So from time to time, even late. Your claim is that they are just part of the team somehow. Yeah, they just. Like, well, they're just in the room, there's a room where they're in. My claim is that they, I feel like there's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's known. I know, I think. So we have now, yes, we have clearly established there are three beasts of the earth living, you know, so if you over.

There's, there's, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, in the, in the, in the, just say chaucer-esque when you say, Chaucer-esque, when you say, there's three doors. I'm a Kafkaesque. Uh, no. No. Kafka is a little more metaphorical, I think they are more... Is this conversation Kafka-esque? Yeah.

Is our comedy Kafkaesque? No. It's just shit and piss and come. Like, it's just saying shit and piss and come over a room. Huh? Kafka or us? You. Okay.

So... It's not complicated or laid. Oh, actually, I think you'll find we're actually. quite clever, Greg. Actually, I think you'll find we're quite clever. It's actually some of the dumbest comedy I've ever seen. No, actually, I think there's some layers to our work that maybe you haven't picked up on. We got people through COVID.

You keep saying that. But again, it's the healthcare workers. Scientists in Cuba developed a vaccine before anyone, which proves that communism is the only true form of government. But that's just the side. That's just the side. Come on our podcast. espouse your radical beliefs, radical, radical communist. Yeah, well, maybe we won't pay you for coming on this podcast.

How's that going to feel then? Oh, yeah, just we're such a bloody communist. Do you get, do I get paid for coming on? No, no, no, we really appreciate it. I really have to hope something, oh, am I getting paid today? No, no, no, that's not how podcasts work, man. It's kind of not fair that that's how, like, podcasts are the most work out of all the things it do.

Yeah, yeah. Not the most, but... It's outrageous, I agree. It's not your fault. That's just the way it's done. You don't get paid for podcasts. It's a given return. Yeah.

It's like I get to plug something. Yes. That show that you're not going to do anymore is what you're plugging, I think. Yeah, but it's like... But you don't bank these, so... No, this is hot off the presses. So that show's been long gone. Yes.

Greg, mate. Yes. I just want to say, thank you. for coming on. Thank you for sharing some of your interesting ideas. I think it's such a great bit because we do so many podcasts every year and for you to bring in a great joke like this for this week is awesome.

Absolutely. I'm so glad you got to meet the three creatures of the earth that live in a piece of the earth that live in a fourth door that only some can see where you open the door and you go down the stairs and they live on an earthen floor

with three microphones. I'm so glad you got to meet them and they all have our voices. Yeah. But yeah, they're just a part of the team. It's a part of the team.

We're an ever-growing team and you're having you done well. All I'm going to say is let the piece of the earth free. Let's see them. We want to see them. And everyone, they need them. That's up to them.

Every post that Auntie Donna ever make, do not comment anything other than let us see them. Show them to us. Okay. Or something along those lines. Every single post. All I would say is, every time.

free to go, but they know that we will always give them their fish lunch. Show us them. They know that we give them their fish lunch. And it's their choice to leave. But then they're going to have to find their own fish lunch. On Fridays, they're getting filled out of fish. And we love them.

As an aside, can I, is there a way for, like me to get in on this fish lunch? Yeah. Can I like getting on this fish? Fish is raw. Oh, like, I'll tow the line if I can get on the evening on this fish lunch. We got a guy from Port Melbourne who comes in every morning fresh and brings it in on ice. Straight out from the port every morning. Beautiful stuff.

Beautiful fishland. A bit of redfin, bit of calamari as well. Seafood lunch. That reminds me of my favourite joke I've ever written. Close us out with it. I'm on a seafood diet. I say, I say, I'm on a seafood diet. Oh, yeah.

What's that intake? Prawns, oysters, yeah, the seafood diet's going pretty well. It's a good joke. Do you want to hear my joke? Do you want to hear my joke? It's less of a joke, it's more of a parable, something to make you think. So, no, no, I think you'll get something out of this. So a man walks into a doctor's office and he says, doctor, doctor, I've been feeling depressed.

I've been feeling sad. I've been feeling really, really, I've been struggling to get out of bed in the morning and the doctor says, well, I'll put you on a prescription of SSRI tablets and he said, oh, but doctor, I am an SSRI tablet. That's funny. Thanks. That reminds me of another parable where a guy goes into a doctor's office and he says, oh, doctor, I'm depressed, I'm depressed, you've got to help me.

And the doctor goes, well, you got to Google image search this thing called Goatsy, which is a guy pulling his anus open. Okay, all right, Craig. And you can full see inside. And then he's like, but doctor, that's me. Wow. Like, I took that photo. And then the doctor shakes his hand and he goes, I can't believe I met you.

Can I get a selfie? And then he's like, he gets a selfie. And he's like, can I tell people? He's like, ah, don't, I don't like to have my face associated with it, you know, for obvious reasons. Like, I'm a banker. You know, I work at Macquarie Bank And I don't want that to get out That that's me in that image

And it's not me And then the doctor's like, are you sure? And he's like, yeah, yeah, it's not me Some more hilarious absurdism from Greg there Much like the earlier statements about What our Beasts of the Earth Are doing for their fish lunch Thank you so much for coming on, Greg

Yeah, we'll see you at a fish lunch sometimes soon Thank you so much You've been listening to the Antinana podcast Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donna Club.com. See you next week.