Aunty Donna Podcast - Greg Larsen’s Surprise Birthday Party feat. Greg Larsen

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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Mates, we are going on a global sketch comedy tour with our new show DREM. Fresh Sketches, brand new show, one tour, tickets at tour. Auntie Donna.com A Listener Production Hello everyone, welcome to this very exciting episode of Auntie Donna, where it's Greg Larson's birthday party. That's right, Zach and Broden have made a surprise. prize birthday party for Greg. Let's see how it goes.

If you'd like to watch the visuals, which are relatively important towards the end of this episode, go to the Auntie Donna Club powered by Patreon. Just a little warning on this one, this little birthday episode. It does involve references to really offensive words

and also implied horrific violence. So just a heads up there if you're listening with the kiddos. Have a good one. You're listening to the Honeytona podcast Well, here we are at Greg Larson's house. Me and Browden are here.

Can you turn that down a little bit? Greg Larson's house, me and Browden are here. I'm so excited. We've put on Greg's favorite Christmas music because it's Greg's birthday. But because he doesn't know that we've planned him a surprise birthday. That's right. We've put out bowls of chips and party pies and footy Frank's skin on. And when he gets home, he's going to have the shock of a lifetime.

We invited all of his friends, but it is a busy time of year coming up to Christmas. Couldn't make it. They couldn't make it. They do love him, though. They do love him. Oh, here he is. He's coming up the driveway now. Oh, geez.

I'm about to come home. Oh, fuck. Oh, I've got to cut up this dead body. I can't believe I just fucking killed what I thought was a toddler, but turned out to be an 80-year-old Carney from the Royal Melbourne show. I've run him over in my car. And I've got to put. I put him in the boot.

I didn't know what to do. I panicked. Hey. Happy birthday, Greg. Oh, Hey, Greg. What's that death kid? There's one thing I can promise you.

There's no dead kid here. Oh, okay. Thank God. Because that looks a lot like a dead kid. Just leave it, Zach. If you look, if you look closer, you'll see that he's actually like fucking 80. Okay. Hey.

From a distance, it looks like a kid. I'm going to need you guys to not go anywhere right now. Yeah. Can I just, I just, hang on a second. I just opened this wall safe that I got here and pull out this. Now, this is a gun. Oh. Yeah.

And I'm not going to hurt you. No, I know. No. I'm not going to hurt you. Yeah. I'm not going to hurt either. either of you. Just take it easy.

Just take it easy. I'm absolutely taking it easy. I'm taking it. We're all taking it easy here. And I'm not going to. We're not going to say anything. No one's going to fucking get shot. We didn't see anything.

I will just walk away from here and never mention this again. I promise. Mate, mate, mate, mate, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, you guys, you guys are, you guys are involved and like, it's going to be all right. like I'm going to need your help and like I don't you know I don't want to kill anyone else Yeah so you did kill that guy

I did I did kill that guy Okay okay now the thing is If you guys help me get rid of the body Then we are all in it together That's and that's all we need to do That's all we need to do I'm worried that you're going to kill us after we help you I'm not going to kill you after

Like honestly he's a he's a small little Kani, I could get rid of this body myself and I was going to. I was going to get rid of the body myself. Yeah? Yeah. So I don't need your help.

I'm asked. Can you put the gun down while you talk? I can't put the gun down, mate. I just can't put the gun down. I hope you understand my position on this. And what happened to the music? We were having fun. Let's get the music back up again.

Oh, the gun, when you got the gun out. We let's, we're, we're, it's still my birthday. We're having fun here, aren't we? Yeah, this is a surprise birthday party. Don't, don't be so upset. We got you, smile a little bit. We got you some party pies. Yeah, yeah, cool, cool.

Do you smile too, Broden? Start smiling a bit more. Do you want us to talk you through the spread? Yeah, please. I'd love to hear about this spread. Oh, boy. Um, we got you some party pie sausage rolls. Yep.

Um, it's not my favourite kind of sausage roll, but it came in a two-pack with the party pies. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, yeah. In my opinion, they're too small. Like, you can't, they're too small to be called the sausage rolls. Yeah. Broden brought some pastisies. Pistice. What's a Pistice?

It's like a Hellenic pastry. Oh, yeah. I don't like stuff like that. Okay, that's okay. Well, that's why we've got the party pies and sausage rolls. Here me a party pie. Sure. Get one for yourself.

Eat it and have a good time. You eat a party pie as well, Brodn. They have a fun time. They're a bit hot still. Yeah, they're hot. They're hot, but like when you're just it's a cold. It's a cold winter's day. It's, you know, it's November, December.

Yeah. Well, it's not December. It's November. It's my birthday. But I love Christmas, as you know. This is not how I thought. I thought the birthday party was going to go. Okay, so I managed, the other thing is, before the machete band came in, I managed to

stock up on machetes. Okay. I'm going to need, um, uh, Zach. Yeah. Smile. Don't fucking, don't frown. No frowns at my party. Okay.

I need you to. go and get two machetes, right? Where are the machetes? They're in the basement. Okay. There's a cupboard that says Greg's machetes. Okay, yeah. Oh, God.

Okay, yeah. And I, like, you've got to go down there, and I'll, I will kill Broden if you don't come back with the machetes, right? So, please don't come back with the machetes. So it's up to you whether you want Broden to die or not. Like, that's up to you, okay? Okay. So go get the machetes.

How long do I have? You have, well, I don't know, 30 seconds. Like literally just there. Okay. The door's just there. Walk down the basement. Get the machete's out of the cupboard. What are you going to use the machetes for?

We're going to chop up this carne. Okay. I want to do that. Specifically, you're going to chop up the carnage. I've already killed him. I've done the crime. I just wanted to have a birthday party for my friend. And we are having a fun birthday party, aren't we?

Yeah. Broden, put a party pie in the carnies mouth. We can't eat it. I know, but it looks fun. Put a funny hat on it. He can't, he can't. Put a funny hat on him. Put a fucking funny hat on him.

Okay, yeah. There you go. We're having fun. Get the machetes. Okay, alright. The cupboard's called Greg's machetes. Pardon, I'm gonna, there's a little window in the machete. No, Zach.

No, Zach. I'm gonna run, but I'm gonna come back with help, I promise. Oh, no, Zach, please. He's gonna, he's gonna shoot me. I just heard you say there's a little window. You're literally next to me. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, man. I'm,

I'm, Like, I don't know what you thought was going to happen when you said that. I just, I don't know. He was joking, man. I was just joking around because it's a birthday party. He was nominated for the 2012 Gibbo. He's a funny man. Were you?

Yeah, nominated for the Gibbo. I won the Gipel in 2014. Congratulations. Lessons with Lewis. Whatever happened to Lessons with Lewis. Oh, they're still fun along. They did stuff with Tony Martin. Oh, he fired off a ground.

Oh, no. This gun's just a nerve gun. Oh, thank God. And then, and then. Then I did a karate kick into Greg's face, knocking him immediately unconscious. Now, now! Now, now, then we tie him up. But before we go and get the police, I have a plan.

It's time for Greg to get his just desserts. Hit it. 20 minutes later, Greg wakes up. Well, that karate kick really knocked me for six. To reference a cricket term Yeah Not a boundary And it went over without touching the surface

Why am I all tied up Greg We could have gone to the police Yeah Yeah And they would have punished you for this murder But we realised something They wouldn't have punished you

For ruining this birthday party We went to all this effort for Can I just say it was manslaughter not murder Oh okay I don't really care. All I care about is the fact that you ruined our party. So we've decided we're going to slowly torture you to death. This is not how I expected this to go.

Rodin, you're fucking agreed, man. Okay, all right, all right. Can I just say, guys? Yeah. I, look, I really don't want you, I'm really scared about being tortured. I'm really scared about it. And, like, as I was threatening to kill you, I do admit that. But I was, like, if I was going to kill you,

and I was going to let you go if you chopped up the carnie. But, like, if I was going to kill you, it would have been, like, just, I would have shot you, you know? Like, I'm really scared about being tortured. We went to so much effort, bro, they've got pastisies. I got, I got party pies. I got all these lollies and chocolates. Greg.

You a fan of thirsty murk, mate. The band? No, the man who hasn't had a drink in a while. Yes, Thirsty Merck. There was a, I think it was a Lano and Woodley sketch. Or I think it was maybe just Woodley when he said he misunderstood the lyrics to Thirsty Merck. And when it said everyone stand and point your fingers. That's Black Fingernails Red Wine by Eskimo, Joe, Greg.

Greg, why are we talking about ABC panel shows? Spicks and Specks. No, there's someone, I think it was Lano from Woodley, no, Woodley Frank Woodley. No, I think it was Frank Woodley that said he thought the lyric was, I don't understand the point of fingers. Yeah, but that was for Eskimo Joe's song, Black Fingernails Red Wine. What's Thirsty Merck?

Thirsty Merck is, they did in the summertime, they did 20 Good Reasons, which is what I was going to sing right now. So tell me, baby, why, why, why, why. Should we let you go? Oh. I don't think I've heard this song. Give us 20 good reasons. Oh, yeah.

Not to torture you. We're going to slightly torture you to death. You don't know 30 good reasons. You don't know that song now that you get to, once you got, give me 20 good reasons. But then also they did. Were they? Take me back to the sweet times, the hot nights. Every day is going to be all right in the summertime.

And the lady in the summertime That is where I'll be Were they around when I was working at wow sight and sound When were you working at wow sight and sound I would say 2005 2004-2005 2005 and 6 is when Thirsty Merck were kings of this country Because I was around the time that black-eyed peas

Had that song That now You don't have to say it What's it called now? It's now it's called Let's Get It's Start Yeah. And I think it's strange that they sort of almost retconned the song. You know what I mean? Like there was the album version and there was the single version. If you were to walk up to where I am now and say, you used to call this song, let's get the other word.

I wonder if he would admit it. My question is, can you say it, I guess, academically, in the sense that we're referring to a thing that, a song title? Like, for example, you know, the other day when Trump swore. The other month, yeah. The other month, yeah, months ago. We're not banking these. Yeah. When he said fuck, you know, you could say, oh, he said fuck. Yeah, like the journalist suddenly had a mission to say fuck.

Anyone can say fuck. No, I think so, yes. I think if we had to convey the name of the song for academic purposes, yes. this is a, you know, a former surprise party where we're torturing you to death. Yeah. So I don't think it's appropriate to say it. But then there's the issue that that word legitimately has real use in other things and is used, like, and I will, I will, oh, I feel, I feel weird because it's like,

even though, but if you're on a plane, that word is said by the cockpit. Yeah, the machine, the robot says it. Yeah. And also you would say it about, um, There's an episode of The Simpsons where Nelson holds a can and he says the R word, like it contains preservatives to R word spoilage. Yeah, absolutely. Also, if you're getting really crunk and the party's awesome and you want to just get really crazy,

that's a way you could describe. I don't think so. I think that's the reason. The black-eyed peas, I believe that's what the song's about, Zach. So you would say it's inappropriate to use? Well, I mean, but it's interesting. It's interesting the way that language changes. For context, Zach is, I mean, Greg is still tied up here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And again, I want to circle back around to you torturing me and not torturing me. Oh, we will, absolutely. And I just, so just to paint an image, the dead cany is next to Greg. Yeah. Greg is tied up, very bloodied already, like a lot of blood flew from that kick. Yeah. There's instruments of torture.

My nose is busted. Yeah. Absolutely. And his white shirt. The art department's done a beautiful job on like filling your beard with red And the shirt is like more red than might now But there's instruments of torture on the table

And all of the party food has been shoved to the side In a pile, yeah But the art department has also done a really good job Of maintaining the party vibe Even though it's gone to torture The irony, the imagery is gonna look great It makes it more sinister in a lot of ways But we're talking about 2005 pop music

And the R word specifically And I was just saying, you know, and again, like, it's not, it's not a way to say, like, to justify the use of any word or anything like that. But I'm saying it's interesting how language evolves when at one point that was the appropriate word to use. Yeah. As were, like, other words. And they become a pejorative slang term. But, like, and it makes you wonder what words we say now that are the correct words to use. Not just in that area, but in areas of our life, what words at some point will sort of become

pejorative and be used in a way that is offensive, you know, and it might even be the most innocuous things. And I'm not saying that that's a justification. That's not me going, oh, you shouldn't go woke and all that. It's just a simple academic. Language is a living organism. Exactly, exactly. It's just interesting to me.

The language evolves. make a word, you know, the socially acceptable word used by everyone. I've thought about this often, Greg. This idea that you take a word that is, you know, this is the word we prefer as a community, as a group. And then by making it more, by getting it more broadly used throughout the society, at some point, when that campaign is successful enough, the people that speak ill of that community, the people that dismiss that community, the people that by the very nature of talking

about that community, will turn that word into a prerogative word. Yeah. It's the very campaign to make the word used in common parlance that eventually turns it into the negative word. Exactly.

And something that I find interesting in that is actually... Chop! Ah, my hand! Yeah, chopped off his hand. What were you saying, Greg? I just, yeah, what I find interesting, sorry, I'm just holding, I'm preventing the blood. Before I pass out from the blood loss, a lot of these swear words that we use today, like fuck, shit, piss, cunt, right? A lot of those words.

We'll be right back after this ad break, by the way. So as I was saying, fuck shit, piss, cunt. Like words like that, a lot of those words actually date back to old English and middle English simply just the normal terms to refer to. Do you have a favorite one of the, you know, the etymology of a word? Do you have a favorite where it comes from? Well, I mean, there is one. And I think, but again, it's one of those words where I don't want to say. Yeah.

You know, but the, but I'll refer back to like, cunt, for example. And fuck and piss and shit. These are English words or of Germanic origin that was simply not a swear word or an offensive word. It's simply though, at least a derivative, sorry, my hands bleeding out. But I guess the old derivative of that word was just a normal word you would use to describe that thing. You know, the shit. You would say shit. And that's not a swear word or offensive way to describe it.

And at some point, English, you know, the lordly people thought Latin is a better word, like is a better, it sounds less coarse. to refer to genitals, for example, by their Latin name rather than their Germanic origin. One I find really interesting is the opposite. Sorry, I'm going to, what I'm going to do now, firstly, I'm going to just take this knife. Yeah. And I'm going to shove it in your spine.

So you become a paraplegic initially. I'll do it lower. Oh. Ah, there we go. Shit! Ah! But you were saying. Sorry.

Yeah, no, I was saying, um, sorry, man. Sorry. Ah. That's all right. That hurts. Yeah. But your legs are not hurting anymore. Yeah, that's true.

Fuck. I find it interesting when it goes the other way. So, for example, the word, the term rock and roll was originally a rude term referring to sex, rocking and roll and in the bed. Really? It was a youth term and it was an offensive term. Yeah. And then it was used to describe pejoratively the style of music that people would listen to. The way they moved their hips.

when they listen to that style of music, it sounds like rock and roll music, it sounds like sex music, to the point that step by step by step, that word, A, lost any connection to that original meaning and B lost any of its offensiveness. That's very interesting, yeah.

Same with jazz. Jazz came initially, you're right? Yeah, no, it's just my spine, yeah. Jazz came from Jizz. Did it? Did it? Like, in what way? Jazz, Jiz.

You don't have to, like, it's fine if you're not, you know, if you don't know a lot about language and etymology and the, and the, I know heaps. The etymology of the English language and of, you know, pejorative terms and things like that. It's fine. Like, you don't have to be in every conversation. There's lots of things that people can learn and. I don't know a lot about football, for example. Exactly, exactly. If you were talking about, if you were talking about footy, I wouldn't weigh in with like, oh, yeah, old Jimmy kick a ball.

You know, like, Jimmy Kick a ball. Like, exactly. Like, there's no, as far as I'm aware, there's no footy player called Jimmy Kickable. There is a Jimmy Kickerball, but. Really? Why, Jimmy Kicka Ball, Jimmy Kickaball Jr. Can I just, I've actually just seen a silver lining to you doing the spine thing. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can know now, I actually can rest easy that there's no CBT on the cards for me with this torture. Cock and ball torture. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That is nice. CBT. Yeah, CBT.

It's a sexual term. People will do it. I know. Cock and ball torture will happen. Like, it can consensually happen. Certainly I wouldn't have concern. But I haven't, this torture that's happening now, you've cut off my hand. Not your preference.

Yeah. I'm not into this. But, you know, as we say, this is a unique situation. I have killed Akarni. I have killed you at gunpoint, you know. But I think what's emerging here, what emerged pretty early on in this plot twist that we, is that

well, you know, who is the real villain? Who is the real psychopath? That kind of notion, you know. Rolls reversed. It's moved far past revenge at this point. Yeah. You know, and I think that's kind of what we were going for here. You know, I think in all the marketing material,

you were shown to be the villain. Yeah. You've seen Psycho, Hitchcock? Yeah. You know, that film, when you look at all the the first 20, 30 minutes, And all the marketing, she was top billed. What's her name?

Janet Lee. Janet Lee is a, it's a thriller about this woman's robbing, robbing and running. Yeah, absolutely. And I think that's the sense is you were going to be the villain, we were going to be the, I mean, when it played at Sundance, people didn't even know it was a thrill of some of them. They thought it was just about a birthday party. Well, that's like when I saw Snowtown, I thought it was like, oh, yeah, this guy's going to come in and get all these pedophiles. No. And he did, didn't he?

Well, sorry, I'm the stupidest viewer of film's imaginable. So I saw that film and I just thought, yeah, get the pettos. So you thought it was like a Marvel movie, basically. Yeah, basically. I thought it was about good guys and bad guys. I see everything in terms of good guys of bad guys. No, Snowtown is a complicated storytelling of one of Australia's worst serial killers. So I'm like the kind of guy.

I'm the worst example of the. reason comedians haven't been allowed to do irony for the past 15 years. I'm that yeah, yeah, you're the reason that we can't even even say the word that we're referring to. Yeah, because of me, because I would be like, oh, I see that as taxed

approval to go screaming at someone. You're the reason why I had to get rid of my shirt that had a, it did have a big swast sticker on it, but the swastika was crossed out with like Nazis fuck off because I hate Nazis. Yeah. But people, people would be like, Nazi, you're a Nazi. And I'm like, no, I'm not.

It's the opposite. The reason I had to throw out my CD of Elefunk, the album by Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. Yeah. You have an original Elefunk? Oh yeah, I have Elefunk. With the OG track? Yeah, oh yeah, I have the original OG track.

What's the track called? Oh, we can't say it anymore. But it's now called, let's get it started. I had some friends come back from Edinburgh and say that word is back. Really? Yeah, apparently in the UK and the US, it's back. I don't think it's ever left. No.

I think, like, it's, it's, I, I'll be honest, I'll be, I don't want to say, I hear it all the time. I don't want to say it on the podcast. No, but the murk with the mouth said it on Deadpool v. Wolverine. Who? What? Deadpool said it on Deadpool v. Wolverine. Mm. What?

The mouth. The murk with the mouth. That he, because he's a mouthy murk. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Marvel. That, if, if you're being, if I'm being really honest, so, again, like, like, I am, tied down. I've had my hand cut off. I had my spine. This is Deadpool level

violence as well. Yeah. Ah, yes. Yeah. You know, if there's any cock and ball torture going on, I don't know about it. But to hear about Marvel movies and have discussions of Marvel movies, that is the ultimate torture for a song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't stand Marvel movies.

I hate them with every part. But you know, they're different genres. Every film is a different genre. They're all trash. But like some of them are funny. Some of them are dark. I've never seen a funny one. I've never seen an interesting one. Have you seen...

Eternal's, though. Eternal is trash. That's a beautiful story. Every Marvel movie is awful. Just saying the word Marvel makes me want to vomit into my mouth. But you know how a lot of movies they have one or two hot people and then character actors, ugly, ugly characters? Marvel movies, they'll take, they'll have hot people all the way through. Yeah.

A hot person's cool and then a funny person's cool. But a hot funny person is perfect. Yeah, can you imagine? This is what Marvel movies do. Instead of having an ugly, funny person. I guess that's why they call me Mr. Perfection. Oh, wow, okay. That's making sense now.

Yeah, so you're... People keep... That was my nickname all through high school and university, and now is Mr. Perfection. Sorry, I just shoved the knife in his ear. Yeah, Mr. Perfection. I've known you, Greg, for probably close to 15 years. It's a blunt butternife.

Really? 15 years. It would be. Well, I reckon... 10 at least. At least... No. More than 10.

No, we've known you for easily like 12, 13 years. Yeah. Yeah. I reckon I know the day I met you. Really? Auntie Donna O-G lineup before you replaced Mark. We went to Sydney Comedy Festival for our first... shows and we got up in a room before our show at the factory and you were on and you did and

I think Becky Lucas was backstage and Henry Stone you met him before then you met him during when he was in skills in time I would have been that like I was in skills in time from the beginning of comedy for me my first memory of you is reading out a poem called come come come in my bum, bum, bum. That was a, yeah. That was a poem I used to do. I used to do come poems. I can't remember what the other...

That would have been 2013. Yeah, there was one... What was it? It was come as a kind of... Come is a kind of sticky juice that comes out from your balls. Come makes babies. Come makes life.

Come... I can't remember the rest of it. I can't remember it. Fuck. I remember... Come as a kind of sticky muck. I remember it was... That comes out from your balls.

But that's too... I reckon, I've known you 12 years. Wow. And that sucks that... I mean, you haven't actually stabbed me in the year, but... You're a part of this. I remember one of my earliest memories of... And I knew that I had met you before...

All of you before this, but we... Me and Henry and Sam ran into you through... Henry Stone and Sam Campbell. Yeah, Henry Stone and Sam Campbell ran to you guys as we were walking out of a sex shop in Melbourne. Yeah. And I remember seeing you and then going, oh, and then you were like busted and we were like, yeah, we were buying a dildo. Because we always had a dildo in all of our shops. Well, you had to back then.

Yeah. That was the big, big thing. You have a dildo and you come out and you just say the R word over and over again. It was a crazy time. We never did that. I already really clear on that. Where the knife is in his ear, the eye on that side has rolled up completely. and he's bleeding, like tears of blood.

I'm seeing nothing now. But back then, yeah, you were in a trio. Yeah. Called Skills in Time. A trio. And I remember maybe Sam Campbell on the streets of Melbourne as well. Would have been about 2012. And he used to have bleach, blonde hair.

He did for a period of time. Yeah, and he walked up and went, hey, Andy Donner, I love you boys, funny boys. I remember I saw a show where you talked about togs and prawns. I think it might have been Sam Campbell talked about togs. That sounds like, both those things sound like things that Sam and or me and or us would have talked about, yes. Yeah, togs and prawns. Togs and prawns. Togs and prawns.

A big boy with the togs and the prawns. Togs and prawns. I'm going to just, I'm going to do one more thing now. I'm going to go to do some, like, that. Ah! Ah! Greg has stabbed me in the gut. Yeah.

He got an arm loose? I got an arm loose and I just stabbed you in the gut with a, with not a knife, a, what's it called, a steel. You know the thing that you sharpen a knife with? Yes, I was wondering what it was. And that's why it hurts so much because it was quite blunt, but it still managed to punch her. Wow.

So it hurts even more. It's like bruising and puntering. Congratulations, Greg. Yeah. This birthday party was all. to teach you a lesson about not letting your birthdays go by and as you get older, it's still a special day for you.

Yeah, Greg. How old are you turning this year? 53. Wow, that's crazy. And as we get older, we want to do less. We want to celebrate them less. And he said, no, no, no, I don't want a birthday party. Yeah, that's true.

I got something on that day. Yeah. But we thought, no. we're going to have the birthday party and then all this is going to sort of play out So does that mean that all this stuff Like you chopping off my hand and severing my spine And blinding me and all that

Does that mean it's some kind of trick And like you'll Somehow magically that won't have happened No no no no no that's canon That's permanent done I mean this I'm pretty sure This is Zach's done I'm pretty sure you've hit organs man

Yeah you've been stabbed For sure. Like, I'm not just stabbed. I can't see a way of coming back from this. No. I think I'm dying. But it's classy. Hmm?

You're being classy. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Really? What, why would you say? You're being eloquent. You're being calm. And it's still a great podcast.

Ah, and that's, I mean, that's important. I'm glad you noticed that, Broden, because, you know, I just, I thought I was, yeah, yeah. You know what? I mean, like, after everything that's happened. And, I mean, there's his dead, this dead carney's still here, and we've got to do some with that. But it's been a pretty good birthday.

Hit it. Get the music going again. Zach is fading quick. Oh, that's died. But it's still classy, don't you think? It's a classy day. It's like, the thing that I am... Zach is dying?

Yeah, Zach's dying. And it is unfortunate because... Stay with it, Zach! Yep. Um, he's, he's being quite classy about it, but also, like, I'm trying to be polite. It's, when you get that full belly wound, there's a smell that you don't expect, you know what I mean? The stomach acid, yeah, is burning, like, I feel a burning under my skin from the stomach acid. This, this is such a viscerally violent birthday.

Yeah, well, the old do you get? You know, you know what I mean? Just be thankful you're having another one. All I want to say is, Happy Halloween. Because this, it couldn't, if you made this around Halloween time. When's your birthday?

Second of November. When's Halloween? 31st of October. Oh. I would often have Halloween themed birthdays. Zach's gone. Zach's dead. Zach is dead.

And that's canon. And also, this is true. He's out of the dream tour. He's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he actually, it's over. There's no more, Zach. It'll be, for the rest of the run in the UK, it will be, uh, Laura Davis. Yep. In, um, the Melbourne run, we're going to get a rolling thing, but, uh, Grant Daniel for a few nights.

We're going to get, uh, Larry Emda. Andrew Keith. Andrew Keith. They're all going to be Zach, um, because we've lost Zach. You know, there's a clip of, I don't know if I should say this, but, oh, he's a bad guy. He's a bad guy. There's a clip of him saying a very bad word. Oh, we can't.

Obviously, not going to say the word, but there's... He's a bad, like, yeah, he's a sick person, I think. Yeah. Well, Greg, uh, happy birthday. Thank you. What's that look? No, nothing. It's, it's, it's an all right.

It's an all right birthday. Zach being dead is, is affecting me more than I thought it would be. Forget the carny. Yeah, I still. I mean, to be honest, that's the least of my problems right now. Like, I'm going to die. Yeah. Like, these wounds that I've sustained, I'm still, you know, I'm still going along, but I'm going to die.

And Zach is of these wounds. Still dead. Yeah. His heads hunched over the listener, Mike. Yeah. Um. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's this?

Um, it's, it's. Little fellow. Oh, hello. Well, a little fellow. Who are you? I'm little Jason. Little Jason. Where did you come from?

I came out of Zach's belly. Little Jason from Zach's stabbed open belly. I've been living in there for years. Oh, you're free. Yeah, I'm free now. Little Jason's going to run free. Well, I guess we'll have to have little Jason back another time. Little Jason, the man in Zach's belly, now free in the city of Melbourne.

Thank you for freeing me. I'm running off. You get $1,000 if you spot me. So write into auntie daughter.com if you spot Little Jason and you get $1,000 and you get it. You don't even have to prove that you've seen me. As long as you say, we will feel like, they'll believe you. None of this is true. If you spot little Jason anywhere in the streets of Melbourne, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Well, we'll see you later. Happy birthday, Greg. Thank you. You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week. Thank you.