Aunty Donna Podcast - Hot Tips To Survive Year 12

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

This week three cool dudes Slug, Crim and Year 12 Penguin give you the hot tips to survive Year 12 🤘Tell the boys where they should go on their 2023 World Tour, head to auntydonna.com to let them know. Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This week's episode is for all year 12s, setting them to their final year of high school. Listen as Anti-Donna gives you some hot tips to get through your final year. Sometimes I guess we hope you enjoy the part of the working hard cars. Hey, Year 12's. I know it's a stressful time, Year 12. You're at the biggest stage for the rest of your life. Yeah. Stakes are high, and stakes could never be higher, and they'll never get higher. And if you do bad, that's it.

That's it, it's over. So we thought we'd create a podcast to help you get through Year 12. Hot tips. Errr... My name's Slug. My name's Krim. So we thought we create a podcast to help you get through year 12 hot tips My name's slug my name's cream and on Year 12 Year 12 You're doing a hot and get 12 year 12 penguin. Yeah, like a country character I'm slug. I'm slug.

Your crimm and he's the year 12 Penguin. Yeah. And we're going to show you the best hot tips, tricks and skills to get you through the stressfulest year of your life. I know a lot of you are sitting there going, but workloads too much, two hours of homework after finishing it three every day, how you're going to fit it all in with your sport life and social life. And also, this is your year, Formals, Schoolies, fun things, and soon you'll be driving and drinking. Not

at the same time. So we're gonna help you with the tips and tricks. Crim, short for Crimbus, Hank. I just wanted to say, Year 12 can be a stressful time. Year 12 can be a sexy time. Year 12 can be a hard time. Year 12 can be a fun time. Year 12 can be a good time. Year 12 can be a bad time. Year. Year 12 can be a cool time. Year 12 can be a hot time. Year 12 can be a... Stop it. Sorry. I don't need a sign that funding your favorite university. Oh, man Can be as hard as funding a mate But don't worry if I can handle the slippery ice of Antarctica I sure as heck can give a few pointers about you How yeah you twangman motherfucker Thank you to all penguins penguin penguin How yeah Penguin motherfucker Penguin Penguin Penguin

Penguins mate for life Is it actually that hard to find a mate in the Antarctica as a penguin when you're surrounded by penguins? Well, I tell you what finding a mate for life isn't nearly as hard as managing all the stresses of year 12 It can certainly feel like Your choices that are going to affect the rest of your life and you've been through year 12 yeah no I'm a penguin I'm a cartoon penguin so what gives you the fur selection kids about their experiences going through year 12 when you haven't done it yourself you guys a year for the experience I'm here to boil it down

to find catchy ideas, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I caught a Sid Million Hollywood, the living, yeah, but what right do you have to stand in front of us and say look us in the eye and say you know what these kids are going through? Well, so my dad died when I was 15, all right, I can't get it. And I didn't, I wanted to do year 12, but I had to support my, I'm not gonna get it. All right, all right. All right, all right, all right.

Time for time for time for time. I had to get a trade, you know, I was a different time. Yeah, I get it, I get it. Yeah, by the life advice to give. And my mom got a lot of help from the church. I had to come on there. I had to. It's for we were wrong and we apologize.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Get a trade. I was a smart kid. I was going to be an engineer. It was like a 55 year old penguin who grew up in like a rule. I was going to be an engineer and I had to become a mechanic. Yeah, right. I wanted to do you 12.

But now you're helping you 12's out now. Yeah. Yeah, now you're imparting your wisdom of your time. But apparently, I don't have the first thing to do. Move on, no, no. Move on, penguin. I was just, it was confusing because it just felt like you'd lived

our life of our penguin. Not, not, like, because that's, there's a lot of human stuff going on there. Yeah, you're just a penguin who lives on. We're fucking penguins, yeah. Penguins don't experience loss and grief. Yeah, sure. That's not what I'm saying,

but what we are saying is, you know what we are saying? Guys, aren't we? All penguins look the same. That's not it, no, no. What we are saying. No, what we are saying this is the hardest and best year of your whole life. Being an adult sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the last time when you feel like you're an adult. But year 12 is important because it decides where you're going to do the rest of your life. The rest of your life. And the thing is, is that the decisions that

you make now will echo and be a part of your life for all the rest of your life. Wow, wow, wow. I'm slipping and sliding all over the ice. It can feel really hard to stand up straight and get my balance when I'm slipping on ice. Much like it can feel like you're juggling lots of things. Yeah, yeah. Do more of the, I mean, do more of that life. Okay, so, so, so. So, allegory, that allegory or that, you know, metaphor.

Woo! How does, what do you do to balance all of the workload of slipping and sliding in a way that year 12? Couldn't understand, because me personally. Yeah. What would I do? What? No, you brought a metaphor. Slipping and sliding is similar to balancing all of the workload of a year 12. Yeah.

What do you do to manage that? What? That was more rice. I thought I would just come in with those metaphors and go, well, I can't be pretty tough. Let's see what I can do. I'm slug. And I think it's important every day

to write yourself a list of things you've got to get through. Because once you write a list, you tick off things as they go. And then that leaves more time for dance and after school. What? Well, it's fun to dance or do whatever you want to do. Listen to rock and roll music or play a video game. But if you work on that list and tick it off

by the end of the day, you've got time to dance or play PlayStation. Yeah. You don't see what I'm saying? Not a little bit, a little bit. You've got time to dance or play PlayStation. Uh, yeah. You don't see what I'm saying? Not, uh, a little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Anyway, what about you, Penguin? What about me?

What do you think of me writing lists to work with? Oh yeah, that helps. Yeah, I do that down at the shop. Fuck a penguin. I got like couple of cars I gotta do. Alright, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. A lot of people got a dude. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm a mechanic penguin. A lot of people go through a tough time during year 12. Me, my parents were, I'm an an-aring, about a divorce.

I spent a lot of the years sleeping on the couch. While my dad slept in my room, but we still had dinner as a family every night, and no one spoke to each other. It was one of the coolest times of my life. Hahaha. Nilsack. Hahaha. Nilsack. Zack.

Zack. I'm sorry, now you told Penguin. You've been through some hardships too. How does that relate to going through year 12? So after me, dad died. After me, dad died. It was a real shock. And I met the love of my life.

The penguin that I was going be with forever as you know Penguins make for love share how yeah, they do my mom didn't approve of it because she was a Protestant They tried to make it work your Catholic yeah, even for a time going into the city living there But I needed to support my brothers and sisters So I broke it off with that woman and I've been alone ever since and you're 12 and and you 12 What about you 12? I can't touch any of it. I can't touch any of it. You know what? One thing that all year 12's having common whether it's their school captain or just working

or working away or they have a part-time job, everyone who's coming through Year 12 will need to do English. So we're going to tell you the hot tips to form your essay perfectly. Yeah, yeah we are, because I did great on mine. When I was in Year 12, my Year 12 English teacher really, really liked me. And I was getting straight A-minuses, no matter what I did, the bare minimum A-minus. This is a true story. If I'd gotten one point less, it would have been a B-plus. And I'd noticed this after a while,

after being here being my teacher for 11 and 12. Halfway through the year, I went, I'm gonna test this, we did a practice exam. I wrote something a bit silly and stupid and didn't really follow the rules. I got the results back and it was an A-minus and I said, oh no, I don't think I've been prepared properly for my exam and then I did the exam and I got a C-minus. And that was real tough.

Every essay that you do, whether it's about the film Lantana or a book you studied with your English teacher this year, you'll need an intro, paragraph one, two, three, and a conclusion. We're going to take you through your hot tips and tricks to make you write the best essay you can. So for me, when I eat fish, I chew, chew, chew, until it becomes sludge in my belly, then I feed it to my kids out my beak. You don't want to do that with the information about Lantana or your books. You want to make sure you retain that information as full quotes. Yeah. Try to remember a couple of really key quotes and even put it on your cheat sheet.

It's going to help you measurably when you get to the exam. Thank you, Penguin. Thank you. Thank you. You know all of that. You're right. Anyway, an introduction. Now, what is an intro, Mark?

Hello. Hello. I'm Chris. It comes in pull tight. Um, Chris. My, an introduction is like saying good idea best mate, but in an essay to the exam person who's reading it about what you're writing it out.

So let's say you're doing an essay on hell, I don't know, the film Lentana. Now, what happens in that Lentana film? There's a bush. Yeah, there's a bush. So you wanna say, get A-bush, my name's Crumble. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who are you writing for?

That's the most important question. So you wanna say, hello, Mrs. Insult, your teacher's name. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who are you writing for? That's the most important question. Ah. So you want to say, hello, Mrs. Insult, your teacher's name. No, no, no, no, no, no. Imagine that. You just need to write to a person, but never say who it is. For example, unless you know who it is. What? No, no, no, no, no, because you won't know who it is.

Right. It'll just be a generic teacher from Victoria somewhere. Hello, generic teacher from Victoria. Don't write hello. Don't say hello or greet. It's an introduction. No, I mean, I think like a... Penguin taking through it, taking, doing it together. I don't really know.

Oh shit. My eldest, my eldest, Jeff. He just sees it, you and he now. I used to sit him down every night for school. How do you have kids? I thought you were never with another woman. Yeah, because a pig can't fuck out of marriage. Jesus Christ. But you said you were Catholic. I didn't say that. I said my mum was Catholic. I was raised Catholic.

All right, okay. All right. I left the faith in my mid-twenties because of the whole thing. Yeah, right. I apologize, I'm sorry. So I did. I had three kids with a woman that I was never married to. I'm lived with her. I mean, the 80s and 90s, that was really controversial. We didn't really have the fact though then. Here's a hot piece of advice. Save your introduction for last, because there's no more. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

it's good advice. That's good advice. Fuck it, oh, all right, all right. That's good advice. That's actually good advice. There's just a lot of stress you, 12s out there. I gotta get my peas. I gotta find a suitor dress to wear to the formal.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. I just performed my year 12 play of noises off where I played the lead. And then I looked down and the story. And my parents weren't sitting together. And then when I went out, my mom had left. And my dad said to me,

Mark, we're getting a divorce. And then I went on. Even though I was riding high, because I just found one of the most best performances I thought I'd ever done. That's a great story, most best performances I thought I'd ever done a great story crew did a great Great story cream I got a 60 For my underscore anyway, you want to write it introduction last because there's no better way to write your introduction After once you've known what it is. You wanna know what you're saying.

If you already know what your essay is and says what it's about, then your introduction is gonna be stronger, because you're gonna introduce the themes and the things you're gonna say, you wanna start with your conclusion. Well put, Krim, paragraph one is your first argument of that. Say you're writing about Lantana.

You want it to cover maybe the relationship LaPalia has with his mistress, where he's a boxer. Then, say, paragraph, then it may be a quote. And paragraph two? That's about the bush. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm feeling mighty tired. I've just swam all the way.

Okay, I break. You tired. I've just swam all the way. Okay, I pray. Well, you could have led that in. No, because I have everything. Now come in after that, right? Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm feeling mighty tired. I've just swam all the way from Antarctica to Phillip Island.

You know what? Sometimes when I treat that swim like a sprint, I get even more tired. Cause that swim is a marathon sound familiar, boys. You want to talk a little bit about that marathon, not a sprint. Oh, yeah. Okay. So it's a metaphor and I just I give that spark. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's a little too. It's a marathon, not a sprint. So kids, I know it feels like you got to do great right now turn one I No, I think it's a great yeah, it's fun I think when it maybe gone through here 12 and maybe good maybe What even though I had a grief we agree okay, okay, I'm sorry

Okay, I'll take the belt Fuck it out. I tried to cry and she said you fucking stop crying get to work So that'd be back. No, no, no, no, it's fine Mark cream cream. What am I doing? Marathon not a marathon not a straight no Spanish unless you're doing PE And then there may be some sprinting involved there's some sprinting but apart from that It's a marathon not a sprint dudes Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA? Is he on to a PA?

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It would be a physical education. It would be a practical. Not in years well. Like, let's learn how to, let's learn about the body and how it works. There would be a physical education. There would be a practical. Not in years well. I don't reckon. It's about teaching a radio. But it wouldn't be based on how fast you run. It's based on like, did you run?

What did you do? What did you do? Did you know? Did you run? Did you run? What are your legs? Fuck it's full of shit. It really is.

Really? The big lesson is all. No, it's all's full of shit. It really is. Really? The big lesson is all. No, it's all fucking full of shit. It is the most important year of your life. And if you fuck up year 12, that's the end of it. Yeah. And you should give up.

And remember, if you've gone through hard times, you can always apply to get special consideration. However, if your parents didn't actually divorce, those special considerations won't apply to you because you can't actually show that you've gone through certain things and had emotional, an emotional discourse. That was maybe a little fucked up for you.

You know a true story I have with the one true story. Yeah, that's it. There's true story in you, I auditioned for a thing when I was in Year 12 and they rang and said, you've got the part it's this new kid show called the elephant princess, Liam Hemsworth's in it, Marco Robby's in it, you're available, come in and do it.

And it went great. Oh no, my English exam is that day. And then when, so you can't tell, I was like, no, I got English exam, bye, I hung up and then they rang back and they're like, you're short, you don't want to, you're short and I was like, no. And then like five years later,

I was like, I should have just asked to do the exam another day They would have they could have moved your exam But I just didn't Well, were you a big part in the was just a bit was it just like a bit part? You kind of ended it. It's a comedy My Robbie she was that's hardly Quinn. She has a whole production company like that. That's why I mentioned it You turn down working with and Liam Hemsworth? Yeah. But you know what?

You're well stressful. What? Move on. I can't believe you didn't, it's so easy to get your exam moves. I didn't think at the time because you're 12 stressful and that's the lesson I want to get hot. You should have just asked. To the dudes, to the people at the end you 12 I would never be able to live with myself if I turn that down I would never get over that oh you're right but hey year 12 is year 12 can be what it's alright don't worry nothing better tonight sorry I should have said what I said I'm hurting my throat I don't worry, don't think that it's a matter. Sorry, I should have said what I said. I'm hurting my throat, I don't want to keep doing it,

so we really need you to keep it up. All right, but he seems to be picking it up. And no, no, no, it's, I mean, I'm thinking about how I would feel if I was you and I'd be under it. I think your 12s are crockish here. And everything they teach you for the last, this is exactly the same. Everything they teach you for the last maybe three years of high school, I feel like the first year of university's like forget all, like they just like,

forget that, that was just a past some exams. It's such a fucking rort. It does nothing, it does nothing to prepare for. Wait, we're being funded by the big government to do. Are we? Such a fucking rort, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're We tell them they're smart up. This is why there's flat earthes. This is why there's a fucking. This is why there's anti-bacterism because they think they're smart because they did a fucking English exam. Bring back the pink. Can I got a fucking C-plast? Can I bring back the penguin?

Yeah, right. Hey! Yeah. It's me. Penguin. Yeah. You're 12, Penguin. What's your opinion of the school system and the eye school?

If you ask me, I think it's a quirky shit, it's a fucking rod. They created the fucking elite 500 years ago created university. And then they had a thing called schooling. And then somewhere along the way, he fucking elite ivory tower bullshit got commercialized and everyone has to go and then they spent, I think you spent 60 years preparing for a course you shouldn't have to do anyway. I think everyone should just finish in grade 6 and become fucking tradis. Okay, Penguin, thank you for that.

But it's not like it's the end of the world if you pick it the wrong university course, it doesn't cost any money if you pick a course and do it for a while No, oh, it's like ten bucks sure no no you get a hex then and then you pay that off But when you're in when you later in life when you enter a certain cash You're only talking about like 500 bucks for a unique course several thousands of dollars And but that doesn't accrue interest if you don't pay it straight away No, it does yeah, oh and and but that's only for courses where you're going to make money like a doctor. Surely if you're learning how to fucking write poetry, that doesn't cost 20 grand a year.

No, it'll cost. Tafes, I believe, now frame. This is the problem now as well. For some courses, yeah, but not others. No. This is the problem now as well. It's like inflation. You cannot get a job in a fucking office,

fucking filling out Excel spreadsheets unless you've learned poetry at university. So what's this voice? This is the penguin on fucking... Yeah! I don't know, I just genuinely... No, no, no, no. You got a university.

Hey, have you guys ever used highlighted colour pens? Huh. I use them to help me colour code my textbooks so I can remember information based on colours. You're losing your losing momentum there. You had to start again. In Year 12, I didn't bring a single book home. I'll tell you that much right now.

I had the lightest backpack going around. What did you teach me? I brought a highlight of pen thing again, but just power through. You're on the right track. Let me give you a hot tip for your mass exam. Studying for your mass exam. Studying for your mass exam, making your cheat sheet can be hard. So do what I did. Ask a friend to borrow their cheat sheet and then just copy it. But don't actually take in any of the animation.

Then get into the exam. Look at the cheat sheet. Realize, I don't know what the fuck this says or what's on it. And then get a D plus. Yeah, nice. Do the highlight a bit though. Right, we helps you remember different things. So yellow means, it doesn't matter. Sometimes I put a little song in my head. One plus one equals two. Two plus two equals three. Three plus four equals five.

Eight plus eight equals 12. Eight plus seven. That's how I retain it. It breaks if it makes it 12. Equals seven. That's how I retain. It's great information. It makes me sequence. That's how I remember. And that's how I got a great score on my general maths exam.

Gee, did you know the penguins love to sing? Every penguin has their own song. Eight plus four. Equals nine. Seven plus 12. Equals eight. No, I'm plus four. Equ. Seven plus twelve equals eight. No, I'm plus four. Equals 11. Wow.

Seven plus six. Equals 12. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. Wow, freeze. Freeze. I know you 12 can be hard because you're learning different things. And you're dicks always loud because you're so horny. Yeah, horny little thing.

Oh, you got wet, you got wet. Yeah, you got wet, pussin' more. That doesn't matter because year 12 is the best year of your life. Take it out, yourself and enjoy it. Oh. Um. Just making sure that that take out wasn't going somewhere. And in it.

Don't eat too much, I'm not comfortable talking. It's greasy food. Yeah. Too much greasy food I'm not comfortable talking. I'm not too greasy food. Yeah. Too much greasy food will not affect your brain. You need good brain food, like broccoli and carrots. Yeah. And don't stomp.

Don't wag to go fuck your girlfriend or your boyfriend. Don't do it. I mean, unless you don't care. Like me. I used to wag all the time to like my girlfriend You know What do I think about that? That's you know we come a long way we come a long way, you know

I'm not a particularly I'm not a typical study tips study tips the amount of days I put my spare class in my backpack Said mom see I'm gashin the bus to go to school would go to this train station toilets of wherever station get changed Meet my girlfriend at the bus station Go home and like it was so me. I can't even tell you. I didn't care about my education But you still figured it out and got into a cool uni. Three years after, as I entered, and as a mature age student,

because that's the thing they didn't tell you. If you've just waited a couple years, that doesn't fucking matter what your score was. Are you telling me that let you into that place where you have to pay 20 grand a year? Yeah, yes they do. Cool. But what about your peas? What?

And your cues. No, your peas? What? And your cues? No, your peas, your driver's license. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't drive, so. Yeah, yeah. What about, oh gee, we some swimming,

when I'm swimming home, I can find it a little bit hard to find my way home with all the currents. But one easy way to remember. Cheat, cheat all the currents. But one easy way to remember. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. One easy way to remember. It's little, now it's gonna do little cards with questions on them, little pop quiz. Yeah, okay.

I don't know, I never use that so I don't know. You could do a little pop quiz. Get you sister or your mom to do a pop quiz for you. Yeah, that'd be good. That's, uh oh, it's here, the big time exams. Yeah. I'm so stressed. I've got a cram, all this information in my brain, all six subjects that I'm doing

as part of the Victoria Crickling. I have to do. Yeah. How do I remember all that information? Well, the five simple penguin tips. Mm, penguin tip number one for remembering all your information for exam. Um, quizzes. Quizzes.

Quizzes can help quizzes. You're a little pop quizzes. It's going to activate your mind and be fun to crack it with your friends. I'm going to write what you've done. Tip Penguin tip two. Um, lay off the TV. Yeah. And the TV will come later.

Yeah. And put that phone in a drawer. Yeah. Unless you're doing an exam about a TV. Yeah. And the TV will come later. Yeah. And put that phone in a drawer. Yeah. Unless you're doing an exam about a TV or a TV station or maybe about your favorite show. Then I then watch TV. Yeah. Tip three. And we find love. You grab it. And you know, not at eight, no, not at that age. You, well, I, I thought the same thing, mate. I got told the same thing and I, I let her go and I was 17 years old and I've been alone ever since. I can almost promise you whoever you're with now, you won't be with it a couple of years. Pit tip four. And if you still are, if you find yourself at 30, 34, still with the same

person you met in high school, you really need to go to therapy. For example, in your life, one of the odds that you would need the person that you're gonna click with and be, not saying it doesn't happen. I'm just saying it's fucking me. Get out of here, it's your blood. Get away, go fuck someone in Spain. Go fuck someone in Spain. Do a fucking Kentucky tour. You're gonna continue. Just go out there and just do it. Go fuck someone in stil fucking Kentucky to a you're gonna continue just go out there

Go fuck someone in Madrid. Come on. There's fun stuff to be safe. Yeah, you use a dinger Use a dinger Some of them there are some dirty people out there. My Boys get a vasectomy. It's reversible. Then he can support Because you're not taking into until canister days there. So even if you get a dinger, that doesn't mean you use a dinger. You use a dinger, you know, a dinger is only 99% 99% say or effective.

So, but the sector needs college, or whatever it is, but the sector needs only help you with the baby stuff. You don't want to get, if you can avoid an STD, but if you get one, that's all right. That's all right. Just head to your nearest GP.

And be honest about your sexual health. If you have the colsor virus, just tell your future prominent lovers. Tip five, we're comfortable closer than tip four. Okay, tip four. We're comfortable closer to the exam, I was gonna say. Oh, close, that can the tip four. Okay, tip four. We're comfortable close to the exam or it's going to say like, oh, close, that can be tip four, yeah, go. We're comfortable close, feel comfortable.

This is the biggest day of your life. You need to be able to do that exam. But remember, if there's something else important that comes up, you should grab that opportunity and do it. Exams are movable. You can just start to know that. And move your exam. And also, when we say in the teams get stiffies lots, It exams are movable. You can just start to know that. I don't know that. And move your exam.

And also, when we say in the teams get stiffies lot, so even just make sure you've got a belt. So you can put your stiffy under your belt. Yeah. You can stiffy your stiffy. Yeah, you can stiffy your stiffy. Yeah, good idea. One, two, four.

Tip five quick. Tip five quick. Quick, tip five. Oh, geez. quick one quick one Try to enjoy it. Yeah, and tip six you are not your score Well, that's like six is yeah, tip six you are not your eight us or not your score six is tip six you are not your eight us you are not your school you are not your school unless you want to do medicine yeah then you are your school yeah that's gonna be a long journey I mean you'll be okay but why don't you

get into those holistic medicine but then you make that your life I mean I met a JP I was talking to a JP and she was just like this is a fuck I went to you for seven years and I've already is like 34 inches and I've hit as much as I could ever possibly earn and it's really difficult. And the other thing as well, if you go into medicine, you're specialised but then you're at uni for god's nut. It's not, and then what's there fucking hex? If you don't get the score, this is the other thing about medicine.

If you don't get the score that you need to get into medicine, there are options. You can go into science and you can, but also if you really don't get the score, really ask yourself if you're smart enough to do medicine. Yeah, yeah, maybe you shouldn't be doing it. Maybe this is a sign that it doesn't get easier. You gotta learn like 10,000 words, you might not be smart.

You've got to teach a hand feeding you how to pass it to them them you can't do it what if someone comes in and goes I've got a running nose and they might die tomorrow and let's say let's say you are you don't get a great end to score or a great end to score yeah doesn't doesn't make your artistic you're interested in other things here's my advice kill your ambition as soon as possible being in Australia and wanting to be a creative artist, he's a fucking nightmare. Working a big company with no soul. Yes.

You will get long term service leave. Yes. Superannuation. Yes. You will get, you know, you'll be sad. Try and have first time try and find happiness in the system. That's been built because I promise you. Hi, video games and watch movies. Yeah, have got your friends around. Go for a sport team.

Spend your time with good people, surround yourself with good people and try and work within this system, because ambition is pain. And God is dead. And God is dead and life is pissed. And nothing matters. And that's a year 12.

Year 12. Yeah, no, I was just gonna say that thing. You said of our big corporations. If there is, yeah. No, I was just going to say that thing. You said about big corporations. If there is an economic downturn, they will fuck you. They'll drop you like nothing matters. Just hope. Just hope. Just be nice to them and hope. So that is the best option.

Just want to let you know that's not a great one. Once you enter a, once you start earning certain value and enter a certain tax bracket, you'll pay so much taxes, so hard to get over that, unless you come from wealth, you are fucked. Yeah. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode

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