Aunty Donna Podcast - How To Eat A Sanga Feat. GEN FRICKER
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I'm not ready, but we're back.
Can we do some play-sac?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I'm ready.
3, 2, 1, and...
Yeah, just because you're a good player,
you're a good player.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
3, 2, 1, and... I'm ready. I'm ready. 3, 2, 1, and... I'm not ready. Actually, can we do some quicks or sorry? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Um.
Ah.
Three, two, one.
Okay, yeah.
Just because you did a vocally exercise doesn't mean...
Does everyone have to do one?
Well, if you want to.
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Jen Fricker!
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Jen Fricker!
Today in the studio we have with this Jen Fricker, popular satirist from the 1930s,
who's known for her work, her Dickensian work,
and her portrayal of Lola Montez.
Could you imagine being a satirist in this day and age?
That's what I thought you was saying.
Like when you were like, popular satirists
I was like, fuck, I'm gonna kill myself.
And then when you were like,
from the 1930s I was like, oh, there's class and dignity.
Yeah, absolutely there is.
There used to be class and dignity in the satirist.
Yeah, that shit took down like wars and dictators.
And now it's just like, I've written 18 tweets about why you should listen to my grandma,
Tony Abbott.
Which is, it was the Labour Party just to protest too much.
How about picking up the very hammers you'll speak of?
Oh, you know, like, it's you, Google, Gen Frick, wiki. I don't have one. It comes up. Gen, I get
list of triple J presenters. Yes. Zan Row has a wiki page. Yeah. Louis Holbert has a
wiki page. Here in Lions has a wiki page. Oh, he's scary. He scares me. Why? He's got his name on my milk. He's got his name on my milk. Michael Klim.
Michael, no, you fuck.
Klim.
No.
Milke.
No.
Well, if you're talking about that milk in the fridge,
that's my bloody milk with mine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Michael, no, you f**k. Clem. No. Milke.
No, Milke.
Well, if you're talking about that milk in the fridge,
that's my bloody milk with my name on it.
And that's for my tea.
Oh, see, where's I'm going to have that make a quick stop
at the shops before breading gets to the fridge?
Realises all his milk's gone.
Jim, what we're doing is improvised comedy.
Wow.
Now, what we're doing is finding the jokes as we go along.
And our audience comes along on the journey for it.
That sounds fun.
Now, Jen, you're a songstress, you're a writer,
you're a comedian.
Yeah, send a robot.
You're an actor.
You're an actor.
You're a gymnast.
Thank you.
You have a vocal gymnast.
She's a vocal gymnast.
You jump from joke to joke.
You've got titties on your knees. Wow. You're the You've got, you've got titties on your knees.
Wow.
You're the only woman I know who's got titties on her knees.
I popped in there.
You know what happens?
What?
I like tried to, um, I tried to lick my own nipple.
Yeah.
And then I thought my knee would help me lift my nipple to my mouth.
Yeah.
But then they got stuck.
No.
And then you know when you're like, oh, if I just pull back the way I was,
and then you
go in with.
Can you not have James that have zips on the knees anymore?
I only have torn James on the knee.
Yeah.
And I always have perked nipples.
I can't have zip on my, where the asshole is on my
jeans anymore because my asshole got a real long
asshole.
How long? How long is it? It's a real long asshole. How long?
How long is it?
It's a bit above average.
It's about seven and a half inches.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a pretty long asshole.
What happened to your asshole?
What do you mean what happened?
Like, why does that long?
Because everyone's, what do you mean by an average?
What do you mean by an average?
How long is your asshole?
It's about six in-charge.
Okay.
And how long is your asshole? It's not about. And Broden, how long is your asshole?
It's not about the size of your asshole.
It's how you use it.
Broden, how long is your asshole?
I got two inch assholes.
I use mine to collect, hey, is this a pick up?
Hey, bundles a hay and then put them in,
put a stack of them up for horses.
Are you a man or a tractor?
I'm a mouse.
I'm a mouse, I'm scared of the things I don't know.
Yeah, you know him.
Oh, so, Jen, you're a weirdo who presents Triple J Lone's 12th
to 3 p.m. weekdays.
Tell us about that.
What's that from, that's a website?
That's just making Google and Jen.
If you're a fan, if you're a person who listens to this
and has the ability to make Wikipedia pages, can
you please make one for Jen?
You can make one for Jen.
One for Jen.
Wikipedia page.
Thanks guys.
And by people who can do Wiki, I'm looking at you Mark.
What?
Who did our Wiki page?
No.
Just found out a few of you.
No, I did it.
All right.
Now, maybe there's a bit of misconception around that.
I didn't start the Wiki page.
Are you talking, Mark?
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
When you say you didn't start the Wiki page,. Wait, Mark, can I ask a question? When you say you didn't start the wiki page,
initially the wiki page was like,
Auntie Donna is a sketch group from Melbourne Australia.
Yeah.
And now it's like a page, it's like hundreds of words.
Did you take it from the paragraph to the hundreds of words, Mark?
Not entirely.
Oh, no.
I added, I just added some links and some information
in terms of what we did, but I didn't start the page. Highly, oh no, I added I just added some links and some information
Yeah, in terms of what we did, but I didn't start the page
Well, that's a really good example of how wiki works as someone does a little bit of work
Someone does a little bit of work all of a sudden you've got a pyramid. Yeah, what I like to say is that's a how a wicker works
I
Didn't realize missy Elliott was a wicker work. So Jen why that's is that racially appropriate?
I'm not gonna put you on the radio, dude.
Is it because it's because it's because you're New Zealand, don't you?
No, you're New Zealand. I know you're New Zealand. I've been there.
I'm the fun girl I river.
The river that you're Mary, you're Mary, Moldy.
That's your moldy. No. Did you write Frankenstein?
Yes.
Yeah, and then so be it.
She'll let it for me.
It was a Becky Lucas we had her on and she is a little bitch which is showing at the Melbourne
Girls' National Community Shop.
That's the name of her show.
Can I talk to my first set, guys?
Yeah.
Do we need to go out of the room?
Can I talk to Jen?
All right.
All right. Because of the podcast, you know, we're not going to leave the room. We're just going to talk do we need to go in the room? Can I talk to Jen? All right, you guys. All right, because of the podcast,
you know, we're not gonna leave the room,
we're just gonna talk and act like we've left the room.
Oh, you're gonna talk while we're,
not at the same time I was thinking
we could do like an editing type.
I thought so.
Yeah, so you thought we were gonna be
like a faracle soundproof wall that splits down
on my middle of the studio.
Let's go. No, no, no, no, no Okay. Yeah. How you doing? Oh you know I'm doing
all right. Hey Jen. Are you enjoying the podcast so far? It's all right. How are you? Yeah good.
I wonder what's going on in there. I reckon Jen said how are you at an inappropriate time? Like
she wasn't really up. How are you. This is just my assumption, right?
Like, like, Zach asked her something like,
how's the podcast going?
And she went really good, Howie you,
which sounded a bit stupid.
Oh my God.
I feel like Mark is a real fucking asshole, like,
all the time.
Yeah, he's real nice to your face,
but as soon as he's behind that invisible wall,
he'll be bitching about you like, no time.
He also has weird psychic abilities. Now, um, one second, Broden, I've just got to go to the other side of the wall
for one second. Oh, I didn't know Donald Trump had started already. Yeah. Hey, Jen,
how are you? I'm fine. I like you so much. Shut up, Mark, I hate you. I can read your
mind. Now that I'm alone on this side of the wall
It's time for me to masturbate
All right, I'm just gonna go back to the other side of the wall Jen Jen. I really appreciate you Zack
I think you're a cool dude. Thanks man. I can read your mind. Oh
Broden what do you do? I'm in masturbate you
Broden I just want to say masturbating with
Tweezers must be really hard
Hey Jen yeah, I think I may have spoken too soon about Mark. He seems like a really nice guy
Don't leave. All right bro. Oh shit. All right. I
So Broden's left the studio. I don't you know what happened happened I was behind this wall. I made a bit of a
bit of a step. I'm gonna yeah you can borrow his headphones while he's gone. There's only three
headphones. I made a a little joke about the size of Broden's penis. Now we're very gender normative.
Now we all know that Joe that Joe that Joe that Joe and has that is
showed right? Yeah, that's the name of his show. Now what I have a
show we've all discussed this. Broden has the biggest cock in the world. It's
bigger than Johnny Holmes meets Mr. Ed who was a horse who notoriously have big penises, Jen?
Are you aware of this?
Yeah, I guess so.
Why?
I feel I'm cornered, you know?
He's back.
He's back.
Don't tell him my stall is headphones.
All right.
Hey, Broughton, man.
Hey, Broughton, what's up?
Just pop your headphones on.
Oh, the fuck is she just in that, Jen?
All right, guys, hey, doing good?
I'm ready to join the group again. I've overcome my fury and I'm gonna put my friends on it. I think I say, doing I'm ready to join the group again.
I've overcome my fury and I'm going to put my headphones on now. I just reached down to Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop B Zach, if you don't move. Zach is like a T-Rex. Yeah. He can only see you if you are wearing his head for you.
Yes.
Broden, my lineage in the modern world is the bird.
Like a T-Rex.
What, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Broden, my arm.
I'm okay.
I'm just not moving.
Just waiting a lot, though.
I'm just not moving at all.
You're sweating so much.
Zack, you gotta stop going to eat those cheesels, man.
No, he's gonna see you stop just putting him down.
He's been real slow.
Put him down, man.
Why are you making meagering now, Forrest?
Why are you slow?
No, but he's not gonna see you if you're making meagering.
I am a carnivorous dinosaur.
Not like the Brontosaurus, which is a herbivorous dinosaur.
Herbivorous dinosaur.
Dinner, you know they called themselves dinner
sores when they were hungry.
They were walking around.
They are!
The Vryden choked me.
Did a visual gag on the podcast.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Broden, it's a really different energy not having headphones.
It is, I think we need four heads on it.
Do you mind if you mind?
Do you mind if you mind?
Jen, I'd like you to regale us with a tale.
Maybe something funny that's happened to you today or in the pub.
Maybe even do five minutes.
You're best.
Five minutes to my best material.
But how have you been?
I'm off season, bro.
You know what I mean?
Is it nice coming from the radio show into another smaller,
more unprofessional radio show?
What I like about these.
You like, you can say, fuck him.
It's like HBO.
It's like, it's like you've been at NBC all day
and now you're like, now I'm on HBO.
Can't.
It's, I guess so.
You can say can't if you want.
Can I?
You can say, I got fucked in the can't.
So, Jen, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a woman in comedy.
I often find, I'm entering hostile spaces.
I can't see you.
I'm always entering hostile spaces for gigs
that we're doing at hostiles.
So tell us this funny story, Jen.
Oh, so many of you.
Jen had a funny story, my car.
I'm so sorry.
I interrupted your story.
Did I have a funny story?
I'd sit in a room by myself for three hours,
and I eat often times I eat things during the show.
That's like a little peak behind the curtain,
so I have a sandwich.
That's great.
And often school groups will come through
and they'll be like, oh my God, triple J,
this is sick and then I'll just be sick.
Not even sitting standing,
but because I've been standing for two hours,
I'll be leaning and I'll just be eating
a sandwich and dusting crumbs off myself.
And then I'll be like, that was flume on Triple J.
When you're in the street because a couple of times I've seen you walking through Melbourne
and you just sort of scream at people for no reason, do you get, do you get, do you get
recognized?
Yeah, it does.
Because, because I scream.
Well, when you're screaming at homeless people. Yeah, well, because I always, it's like a,
it's like a trick of the radio where you have to like chuck in like an ID for the station.
And I just take it out into the real world.
So I'll be like, you're fucking blinded!
I'm chivalry.
Wow.
Yeah.
So it's just like a, it kind of just invades my everyday speech, which is like a weird thing.
Can I just ask, so I'm presuming you eat your sandwiches during flume and hip hop.
Why do you presume that?
Well, just during the music rather than during the talking bits, so it's not like, hello you're the sex ripple joke. Oh good eye. You know, when you presume you make a Peru out of me and you.
Wow. And so. And so.
Yeah. So you've made a Peru of yourself, is all I'm saying.
I feel like a fool. I feel like a damned Peru.
But my question to you, Jen, is, are you ever like halfway through a sandwich,
sort of you're at the real tasty bit of the sandwich
and then flume finishes or one of the other songs,
which can I just stop you?
What is the tasty bit?
I feel like this sandwich is like every bite is as tasty
as what's the tasty bit of the sandwich?
Yeah, let's say it's got a delicious feeling. You've gotten through the crust, you're right in the bit of the sandwich? Yeah, let's say it's got a delicious filling.
You've gotten through the crust,
you're right in the middle of that sandwich.
Is it a bit wet?
It's a bit...
But a lot of sandwich is a bit wet.
A lot of the sandwiches are a bit cut in the middle,
so your first bite is the...
Well, let's a middle.
Progium, this is an uncut sandwich.
You're through the crust.
I personally prefer the crust.
I'm making some assumptions here
So there's a couple of cut things in this room if you know what I'm talking about why I always brown or dicks
Brown or dicks
We've got a we've got a lady here. She said she's feeling intimidated. She said she's feeling uncomfortable and you constantly bring up your penis.
What's the brown?
Brown is poop, poop jokes, poop feces and poop.
I've never, I've certainly never.
We might be on an interesting topic like a while ago we were doing a thing with Reese about the Titanic movie and then Mark will say,
Oh, it's time to do a poo. Really?
I'm sorry boys.
No, no, it's all right.
I'm just going to get fucking tasty sandwich thing.
It's good, no, I didn't mean it.
Broden, do you want to go behind this wall?
Yeah, come on.
So, how long did Donald Trumpet was here?
Oh.
Donald Trumpet.
We want to try that in the show at some point do you should tweet it
You could get like 12 or 20. Hey more like Donald Trumpet. He loves to blow his own
Pakistan
So you halfway through the sandwich yes, and then the song finishes up quicker than you realize
Uh-huh. It's a quicker song than you thought never would have
Halfway through I am a professional. I know, but you say you halfway through your sandwich. Halfway through half the sandwich
Because the sandwich is like the whole. So caught away through the total.
Caught a total. I would say you caught your three quarters through.
Cops at corp.
It's what you fucking sound like.
Wow.
You are.
You are fucking fool.
Do you know what?
This is actually really upsetting because I thought
you were all friends genuinely.
And I thought I was coming in.
Jen Frickardly.
Well, I'm trying to ask you.
Frickative least.
Good.
Invested.
Invested.
Invested.
Invested.
Invested. Invested. Invested. Invested. Invested. Good. Frick narrative, please speak. It's a good idea of questions, Jen. I'm trying to ask you an in-depth question here
about radio projects.
That's what audience is wanna say.
They wanna see the Jen behind the frick.
Jen, can I ask you a question?
Yes, Braden.
Is your favorite Austin Palace character, Dr. Evil?
Cause you love a Frick or laser.
Wow, okay.
Where's my Frick or laser?
Okay, well this is what it is.
Doctor Eve, I haven't seen it.
I've not seen any other.
It's her big old horror.
This is film.
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing that he says?
He's duck free, though.
Alright, can you want to do this?
What?
Have you seen your favorite character?
I don't know what that is.
You guys serious now?
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it. Oh, are you talking about I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
Oh, are you talking about the Master of Disguises?
No, I'm talking about the Dana Carvey film Master of Disguise.
Do you ever seen, you've never seen Austin Powers?
No.
Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me.
No.
Austin Powers, gold member.
No.
Gold member?
Member.
Gold member.
It's a joke.
Okay.
What?
How do you know that?
Pardon?
I said...
Because he put two and two together, he's not stupid.
All right, I'm happy to show you guys what Austin Powers is.
If you've got...
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just, I do want to ask Ken this question at some point.
Well, I have why, why would you know that that's a thing that he always knows is that last time you
Set me down in your house and you're like marking on a show your movie. He did you like turn the lights off
Yeah, and you and you took your pants off
I don't know it was just weird. It was just weird. I just want to I just think that's a day with dad
Yeah on the phone. Yeah yeah you know sailor hello
Good what's going on?
well I've been into the book and all day down in that car so
so anyway yeah so
I'm still at tonight where are you was just gonna come out to I was just gonna come out to ball
And
All right, so well just head out to your way. I'm just doing a podcast right now. You're on it
All right, Seq, well, just head out to your way. I'm just doing a podcast right now and you're on it.
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
We made a time with you.
All right, you're on a podcast.
Okay.
Bye.
That was the most casual response to being a surprise podcast.
Okay.
It's almost like he did that thing that you were mean to me
about where he didn't listen to the question and he was responded
Yeah, I'm sorry that means you about that your quarter of the way through the sandwich
Yeah, baby. Yeah, that's what's that so sorry. What is this? What's yeah, baby?
I feel like you're you're all playing a little trick on me
Baby is this is it like, is it an old movie?
Is that Boss Baby?
No, I haven't seen you yet, but it looks really good.
It's so good.
Dreamworks are just known for making quality content.
Can't wait for the Tim mentioned movie.
Ooh.
Wow.
Ooh.
Bit of a source spot for you.
Yeah, Dreamworks fucked Tim mentioned real hard.
I mean, we've been fucked before by networks,
but he got fucked hard by DreamWorks.
You haven't been fucked until you've been
fucked by a network.
All right, so your quarter of the way through the sandwich.
Yeah.
Flume is done.
Okay.
And then-
Done or is he-
Well, no, he's never going to be done.
No.
But your sandwich, your- His track is done, be done. No. But your Sam with the other. He's the Australian sound.
His track is done, right?
And your Sam which is sitting on the bench
and you're like, what, like how long can you go between songs?
Could it be like a five minute chat?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Very sure.
Like two minutes.
Wait, so am I eating the sandwich off the table?
Like a pause?
Wait, what, what your Sam was?
Well, I put it in my hands and then I hold it to my mouth.
So you're holding the sandwich?
And then I open my mouth. All right, but this is one point. And then I put my in my hands and then I open my mouth. Then I open my mouth.
All right, but this is one point.
And then I put my teeth into it.
I'll gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk.
Yeah, once.
And then I pull slightly.
And then I'm masticate.
I was doing that.
I was doing it.
I was doing it.
Yeah, that's what I did.
What's Miff life?
What's you like in person?
Be honest.
Miff punched me at the Christmas party. Oh my God, where? life. What do you like in person? Be honest.
Miff punched me at the Christmas party. Oh my God, where?
You're the new me in my my titties.
Miff touched me. Yeah, that's me of Tastic.
Does Miff have kids? You know what she said? She said, I'm
Miffed and I said, what is that I'm Miffed and I said,, what? She said, I'm Miffed. And I said, what is Miff?
Is your name Miff? And then she punched me in my nipple.
And your knee.
My knee.
Oh no.
Sorry.
Oh no.
Just earmarked that.
So you halfway through the sandwich, okay?
Yes.
Quarter away through the sandwich.
You're holding it, I guess?
In your hand, yeah. yeah, because you can't
My hand because that's a horse thing to do. No, I'm I'm eating it in my hand. My hand, the very nice. What's this?
I like my hand. What's this? You like my hand. My hand is a good hand. What is that? That's good. That's this. What's this?
Borat. Oh, I thought you were doing Bruno.
Bruno, I don't know either of this.
Bruno Schlag.
So what are these things?
What is this?
What is this?
This is a guy.
Characters by Sasha Buron-Karon.
No.
Sasha Buron-Karon.
You got his dick out at the Golden Globes?
No.
The Golden Globes.
The Golden Globes.
The Golden Hood. It's one of the biggest music festivals in South Australia. Oh, yeah, I've been to it
This is the last time I get
I was gonna do a thing what we gonna do broding I'm gonna listen back to the podcast, but I don't want to have to give too many notes
So I was gonna do a joke
I don't want to have too many notes. So I was going to do a joke.
And then I just sit down with the joke.
Rather than do the joke and then cut the joke.
Just don't do the joke.
That's a great, easy, fun, and,
when you're in a live radio, you have to be like,
everything.
But here we are.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, I'm sorry, please.
Please.
Me before you, my favorite Kaleesi movie
Kaleesi Carried in game of thrones. What I wish more people watch Game of Thrones my right mark and Sam and Tom
Brodon's just started watching game
Who are those and it's really great. I'm getting to relive game of thrones through you, which is really nice. It's been a real
Fuckfest. I've been I'm currently doing the same thing that Broden is doing with Game of Thrones
with RuPaul's Drag Race.
RuPaul's Drag Race is fantastic.
Yeah, so that's a good one.
I'm coming to the end of season three.
Ah, can you go along with it?
I got a long way to go.
I started watching season six.
So much because of Courtney Act.
So much tucked, Willie.
Hey, what have you been watching recently, Jen?
I've been watching West Wing recently, Mark.
West Wing? West Wing. Where are Wing recently, Mark. West Wing?
West Wing.
Where are you off to right now?
West Wing.
I'm up to the last season, where it's a beautiful man
is going for the Democratic person.
Yeah, and it's like cowboys in the future to that thing.
I think you're thinking of West Wing.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love John, I love
Johan Nolan or Jonathan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's going to Westworld is the
one. Oh, the political one. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Oh, no, yeah, and
he's the president talks to Cameron. It's great. I love Westworld. Janet's great. You can watch West Wing now
And binge it and you can watch it on
You can watch it back to back
When it was made it was like no, you got away to week
I've been hey can binge watch it and you can be watch it. I've been watching on the stand you can be in watch it
Yeah, I watch it
You can hide in your bin the silver I put it it in the bin. You can hide in your bin. You can hide in your bin.
I put it on in the back room.
You can actually take that women half.
What's this?
The silver bins that women have.
Can I just say one thing?
You guys get silver bins?
Yeah, that's where we put out our little tears that we cry.
We put them in the water.
The special tears.
Can I just say one thing about binge watching?
The only thing I like to binge is drinking.
Am I right, girls?
Let's go out and party to night.
Let's go out and have a party to night.
Let's drink and two.
We're ready to fight.
Binge drinking.
Myth here.
I'm not gonna point. you on the radio do,
like stop pitching me.
Mark, is this a good time to give her my CD?
I think she's mad at me, which was the plan,
was to get her mad at my demos
so that they're new sneak in there,
and then you go, he is my rap demo.
I'm gonna get really distressed,
I'm so sorry about this.
No, this is, I'm feeling furious.
Are you furious?
I'm furious.
I'm not furious. I'm furious? I'm furious. I'm not furious.
I'm furious.
I'm furious.
I'm furious.
You're furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious.
You're so much furious. You're so much furious. You're so much furious. You're so much furious. You're so much furious. I can read mine and I think Jen is furry at the moment.
OK, no worries, I'll go in there.
Hey, brave, very gentle.
Bro be careful mate.
Yeah, because Jen is full.
All right, I'm going to do some real industry sort of smile and check this out.
Hold on, let me just be having dinner with my family.
Yeah, all right.
So Jen, well, I wouldn't be able to be able to just kill it, where are you?
Sorry to interrupt.
Hi, hi Jen, my name's Broden, how you doing?
Oh, good man, I'm just having dinner with my family.
Yeah.
Oh, Jen's family.
Yeah, it's lovely to meet you, man.
Is there any of your family from New Zealand?
Yeah, my mom is.
Yeah, I would hope so, that's why.
From New Zealand? She's married. She's married. Why did I have to is yeah, I would hope so that's why she's married
I didn't know if you were sick in generous
She has Mary Mary TV or or
Hello
Trying to do a key a accent. He's a land. Hello. I'm cheating mom. Hey, man. I look like you haven't really
She doesn't have a mom accent.
What's this?
In my mouth.
In my mouth.
What's this?
I don't understand.
It's a Bruno thing.
Looks like you have a really good meal.
Are you enjoying that meal?
Yeah.
It's a quarter of a sandwich.
It's your pie.
We'll get to that.
I will get to my question.
Sorry, I don't know.
I've never met you before.
What's your name?
Um. It's Jen. What's your name?
What is it? Gen of what?
I've never met you. What do you do for a job? I just work on the radio.
Oh cool. I watch what station, national station or like.
Triple J. Oh yeah, cool. Did you come over to this table?
No, this is I live here. I live in the table. This is the
troll boy. This is my table actually. Actually, the tables mentioned on my album are I have on CD.
Just played on the radden. The radden? Yeah, radden Kelly. Oh, that's your name? Yeah. Come on,
let's get some extra bread. Yeah, absolutely you can have some bread
I'm from New Zealand mom. You're fucking embarrassing me from years. I'll
Nothing worse than a fucking embarrassed. I love f**k. I'm just
You're just being a f**k. I don't know how I picked this glass up and the water splashed in my face
Right, and then people don't know you're holding a glass. You've got to describe it.
You've got to remember.
It's radio, really.
You do it like Kiseriel?
I can't remember.
All right.
Broden had so many glasses that day.
I don't know.
I don't know exactly why he would talk
about this particular glass.
Maybe it was some sort of memory.
It's really hard to do serial on request.
I can do serial on request.
You do it, do it.
Coco pops anyone,
bloody freak, who wants a crunchy nut?
Those after a bit of special care.
I've got enough crunchy nuts in my life.
They made some Mark and Zach's.
Serial on request.
Serial on request.
I'm gonna do some headphones.
I'll do serial next week.
It's hard to do it without headphones.
It's the main thing,
because I can't really show my voice.
Sure, I can't.
Because I don't notice how you only do that voice
when you're around me.
What voice?
That voice.
No, I did it around race last week.
I don't know, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
I didn't know.
No, oh my god. You only have
to do it around. How would you know that I don't do it around other people? I mean I just
I click. Oh, no, I've got a gun. Yeah, well, I've got a gun broding Oh, no, no, no, no'll get to the question later, we're doing the scene.
Okay.
Oh god, that gun's so sorry, I've done something terrible.
What have you done?
I followed you.
I followed you and made sure you never did that voice again.
Jenta, quick, take this chocolate gun.
Oh.
Eat it.
Happy Easter.
Oh thanks guys.
Eat it, eat the chocolate gun.
Jokes on you.
It was a real gun.
Now, if you clench your tummy muscles,
you'll shoot out of your navel,
but it's like a James Bond thing.
Zach doesn't know.
So when he gets to the end of his question,
I can say it's a James Bond thing.
Do you mean who's directing what era?
There's an episode of James Bond that I see.
The episode?
There's an episode that I've seen where the villain jowls in the moon.
Oh yeah, I can.
Yeah, no, moon, it's on the moon.
That's not the name of it.
Okay.
Is that Austin Powers' turn?
Uh, no, you're thinking, uh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
You guys remember when M.I.B. came out and M.I.B. was the coolest thing in the world?
Mission impossible back to the future.
Yeah, that they made an animated M.I.B. series.
I love that. Yes, fucking shit.
Yeah, that was a good series.
Do you remember the mask, the animated series?
Yes, I also really enjoyed the mask, the animated series.
I was really good.
Do you remember the Ghostbusters animated series?
Yeah, I had all the toys when I was a kid of that.
I really enjoyed that.
Do you remember the Sims 7?
What's that?
No.
I don't know what that is.
What is that?
That was really funny to me.
Do you remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action Saturday morning television series?
No.
Yeah, and they had a female turtle who's wrapped's a wrap around their jamask then platted into like a ponytail
And I the equivalent of that do you think in this situation?
You're a turtle.
Yeah, I am a turtle, but I'm asking about the new
I'm setting the even turtles in their gender signifiers, you know, what was the thing
of the day someone had a as RuPaul says we're all born naked and everything else is dragged.
Jack.
I always quoted the outer sanctum, which is a podcast, a...
The outer sanctum.
Yeah.
I'm going to the, my doctor's checking mine out.
It's been real itchy.
For a second, I thought you really listened to the outer sanctum.
It's an incredible ABC podcast.
And everyone should listen to it.
It's my favorite AFL podcast.
I love AFL.
What would you even think for a moment? I was genuine
listening to it. I have
I thought you might be getting into it. I
Want to talk to you guys the four of us and then can I ask you all the raffle? I'm which question
How am I the Rafael? You're not just the extra like whatever for some other TV series. I consider you a cool member of this
Thank you so much.
Thank you for saying this
because you have been performing
all of my sketches and characters.
Yeah, now you've been writing us
your Italian men was real rotten.
Because it was a bit racist.
Yeah, it was pretty racist.
But it's a bit of a mark, did it?
It made sense.
Yeah.
You, we toured all the false festivals
over summer together.
And that was the summer of their lives.
Yeah, it was a summer that we'll never forget.
That was a great, that was a great moment.
That was so high.
Wait, I don't remember any of that.
Mark loves drags.
Do we have drags?
He puts drags in his town and getting laid.
We have a few things.
Mark loves drugs and getting laid. What do you love, Zach? I love rock and roll music. I'm like a few things. Mark's love drugs are getting laid. Uh-huh. What do you love, Zach?
Me, I love rock and roll music.
I'm like a purist.
I'm the guy standing up the back, listening.
Yeah. No moshing for me.
And I love spaghetti.
Okay.
Talking about spinging my getting laid.
Ugh, I just that at a point.
So lastly, Jen.
Yes, sir.
Your quarter of the way through your sandwich.
Okay.
Your, the flume song ends.
You've got two minutes until the next song.
Yeah.
Do you ever have like a cheeky bite during the talking bit or do you have to like wait
until the song starts again?
I can answer you with my face or if you just put your head to my tummy where my navel is.
Okay, all right, let's go.
Just put it, just where you put your pimple right after my navel.
Let's do it.
All right, there we go.
All right, and listen really hard.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
And Zach's dead.
I can't believe I killed Zack. I, the way a gun sounds going off inside the human body
and coming out and naval is probably my favorite sound.
You're just stiff in the world.
I was just doing it again.
I had shooting.
I had shooting.
That was so fun.
Well, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm bleeding.
You know what I'd love to.
You shot me.
I, I, I, I, I,
I'd love to, it's just your main engine. Yeah, I'd love to count how many times Zach has died in the anti-donna
journey
I would love to respond, but I'm dead unfortunately like from every sketch we've ever done every live show every point of the
Donna cannon. Yeah, hey, Broden. Can I ask you a question?
That's a quite unorthodox answer.
That sounds loaded.
Why don't you, you might see some of this.
Like a messant like a fry,
you might have to listen to something that sounds loaded.
Oh fuck it.
Just have a listen to my Tommy,
Hey, Piaw, you're dead.
Sorry.
I did a realistic death.
It's just me.
You're dead, shut up.
Yeah.
Well, thanks so much for listening to Auntie Donna podcast.
Me and the guys had a really great time making this episode.
There's a lot of laughs.
And, you know, we're very mean to each other, but it's all from a place of love.
And anyway, be good to each other and to yourselves.
You're a black-hawshard.
What?
A black-hawshard.
A black-hawshard. What is it? Huesy.
Okay, I'm Steve Hughes.
No, Dave Hughes, Laura Hughes, and Auntie Ding Dong, that doing a dance and the jockey,
they're going to jockey you are. They're going to to jockey from Sydney and where's my mom from?
Okay, Auntie Donna in New Zealand, Auntie Donna in Wellington, Christchurch, Hwonganui, Kai'o, Napui. Napui.
That's my tribe, Bray.
And you're dead.
Where else are you going?
Auckland?
It's lovely there.
You live such a nice time.
Tyker Wattadis is going to be there.
Yes, I am.
Timberler Morrison, I said he might be there.
Can you rest?
Can you rest gonna be there?
Okay, I have a great time in New Zealand.
Make sure you have my helmet.
Buh-oh!
Look at my arm.
I'm dead.
Thanks Jen.
Thank you.
Thanks Jen.
Bye.
Good night everyone.
Good night.
Sweet dreams.
It was a really good end point and we're still going. I'm having a six dream. Okay, I wasn't talking anyone.
I said, I'll let you talk as someone's to see.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet wild swimming around.
Juh.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream.
I'm having a wet dream. I'm having a wet dream. I'm having a wet dream. I'm having a wet dream. I said it later, it's all right. Someone's just sitting on it.
I'm having a wet dream, I'm having wet in my wild swimming around jerking off.
Oh, please.
Make it end.
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